Berlin's Robotic Pub
Gallamine writes: "Take a trip to Berlin, and visit the Automaten Bar to have a drink served by a robot. This members-only bar is completely automated. While this may sound rather cool, the part I find disturbing is the fact that the owner plans on webcamming the security cameras so you can check on who's at the pub. The owner also wants to make it so you can have a SMS message sent to you when a particular person's entrance card is swiped by the system. I guess the idea is that you can get an e-mail to let you know that Bob is having a drink so you can stop by and chat. While it sounds like a bunch of baloney to me, it appears to be pretty popular in Berlin, as they've already got 130 members after 2 weeks without any advertising."
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I'd buy a drink from her anytime 8-)
What happens when you get to drunk?
Do you get kicked out by a robotic Bouncer?
I will be serving to you tonight. The mandatory 15% tip will be automatically deducted from off-shore bank account.
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I found an interview (German) with artist Gereon Schmitz, cocreator of Automaten bar. He also has a pretty interesting website (flash).
But no pictures of the bar!
-Kraft
Live and let live
I guess the idea is that you can get an e-mail to let you know that Bob is having a drink so you can stop by and chat.
Grrrreat. Just what I need, my girlfriend having the ability to get an SMS message on her phone whenever I violate my no-carb diet.
What's your damage, Heather?
If the bartender is as cool as Bender, :)
I think I might consider becoming a member
C'mon its been on slashdot! I bet most of those 130 members have slashdot accounts :-)
We are Devo.
I find it sad to read that the owner of the bar feels the reason folks in Berlin might be going for the bar is because they're a future-going people... and the reason they're a future-going people is because their past has sucked so much.
Still, it looks like it would be fun to go to such a bar. I'd probably study the machinery (if it's interesting enough) and try to find bugs.
Whoa, wait a tic... 'bugs' in a bar!?
Never mind.
And so it goes.
Hmm... So, in the US, there are all sorts of liability suits about things like "The bartender knew I was drunk, but he let me drive myself home anyway," and there's always the occasional bar fight to respond to. Don't know how they handle that in this bar. Or, how does the bartender respond to the suicidal guy whose wife just left him? Bartenders do a lot more than just serve drinks.
I wonder if they have electronic "Norm"s and "Cliff"s as well....
argue with the bartender if the drink you ordered doesn't come the way you wanted ?
or is the robot code opensource so you can hack it and teach it how to make it right or how to make something it doesn't know like caipirinha ?
What ? Me, worry ?
Cant quite be sure what you'd get if you ordered a screwdriver ;-)
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I would really like to decide for myself to whom I send an SMS message saying that I'm in a specific bar...
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This is the perfect application for Ellison's national ID card. With one swipe, your age would be verified, your bar tab put on your credit card, your friends would be notified, and the government would know if you were hanging out at the same watering hole as known terrorists.
/. paranoia doesn't show up?
Why is it that when Ellison pushes stuff like this, everybody screams invasion of privacy, but when a German bar owner does it, the rabid
What's your damage, Heather?
So, we've got the robotic DAT changer and the robotic bar. The DAT changer was probably much more fun to engineer, but I know which wins the "post-creation fun" contest.
Maran
Sometimes its easy to forget it, but in reality(tm) a nation is quite different from a bar.
http://www.cynbar.co.uk/
The robot was rather clunky and took ages to serve drinks...nothing at all like the nimble robots out of Short Circuit that mixed drinks. Also, it was all very 'mix this and mix this.' None of the cool presentation you get from a decent bartender. The worst thing is that they have to have a human to take your money anyhow (something to do with not having automated alchol serving machines by law IIRC).
Don't really like the place myself...when I went in about a year back it was all covered in mirrors and hady the most tacky decor. The Anchor nearby is a much better pub, with real beer, seats by the river for the summer and warm fire in the winter in a classic hundred+ year old english pub.
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They use to make you pay more for a drink than the usual price... Especially when you're on vacation in a foreign speaking country. Or when you're drunk.... err ... or can't read ... mhh.. both?
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If you're single. Now your wife will know that you are in the pub, because she was emailed when you entered. :-)
Any fool can talk, but it takes a wise man to listen.
Wonder how long before some person decides to see if they can crash the robot...
... purred the synthesised female voice of the sexy-looking robot.
The patron willingly obliges.
The robot's voice loses its seductive charm and, growing sterner and less human, intones:
"Blood... alcohol... levels... excessive... no... more... alcohol... for... seventy... three... minutes..."
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Someone please mod this prick down before tens of thousands of people injure their mouse wheel fingers!
You do know what "pub" is an abbreviation of, right? Public house.
I'll (selectively but honestly) pick one definition of public:
Get a clue, get a life, get a job, get a haircut, whatever. But do yourself a favour and don't write single sentences that highlight that you're either trolling or a moron. Although I concede, that's not necessarily an "or" proposition.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
because only no-members can enter *this club
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A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.
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... Irish concerns
There's been a robotic bar tender at Cynthia's Cyber Bar on Tooley Street under London Bridge for a couple of years now.
While this may sound rather cool, the part I find disturbing is the fact that the owner plans on webcamming the security cameras so you can check on who's at the pub.
Is this a site for nerds or what? This bar owner is doing something cool with technology, and the main point you make is that you find it disturbing? What is there to be paranoid about? Really?? I can't think of a reason to find this disturbing. Please explain...
well, let's see..
perhaps you posted first.
... you don't have to leave a tip.
-rp
I can't speak for all the French, but I was educated by my parents on what is alcohol, why adult like to drink it, why it is sometimes bad (driving), why abusing is bad etc... Then they let me drink under their supervisory like other adult in my family a milimetter of red wine with many centimeter of water. Education and explanation is the snag. They did the same with cigarette,drug, and yes when I was very young (but too late), on sex. Now the very few US friend I know personally (2) told me about the same things : they werent educated, they were told *not to*. Which is the best way to force a teenie to "try" sometimes. It isn't probably a majority of parents doing so (2 aren't a statistic). But it can be clearly an indication. Now I am not sure we in Europa drive less drunk. How many death per million people is there each year due to drunk driving ? Anybody a statistic for US and europa ?
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robotic bar prostitutes?
I mean, they've already synthesized skin, or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
*remembers A.I. and that electronic gigolo*
But if the public can go there then it shall be open to the knowledge or judgement of the public fuckcandle. What you don't appreciate is that over here in Europe we have far more protection of our personal data. The bar would not be able to sell your information to Budweiser so they can txt you everytime you enter the place with an advert, only other members of the bar, and if you find this so offensive they are forced to allow you to opt out- in fact it is becoming common practice to force people to opt in rather than opt out.
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This alone will cut back on my costs.
Everyone should believe in something . . .
I believe I'll have another drink.
So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
I based my complete lack of effort at school on a firm believe that by the year 2000, when I was of a working age, it was a sure-fire certainty that all the menial tasks would be performed by a slave race of sentient robots. This would leave us free to persue a hedonistic lifestyle of art, poetry and free love!
I had been a little disappointed to find that 2000 arrived and this utopia was nowhere in sight... but now, I'm re-energised with hope! Where's my toga?? I'm off to hand in my resignation!
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Now to get some coffee
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
This sounds like the setup Kurt Vonnegut had in Player Piano. Most bars had robots in them, but those were always empty, because no one wanted to talk to a robot about their problems.
They can sell the info who is drinking what and how much
for unsolicitaed alchohol spam. What a wonderful
idea!
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU MIGHT ALREADY BE AN ALCOHOLIC! HAVE YOU TRIED OUR BE SOBER IN THREE DAYS PROGRAM!!! ONLY $9.99
Wouldnt you just love that? =)
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Will barter backups for beer.
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Plus on Tuesday nights you can see top UK Garage DJs and MCs 'So Solid Crew' perform their unique style of Garage music. A bullet-proof vest may come in handy...
Depending on the bar, cams can be a fun addition...at The Rack in Boston, they have webcams all over the place, and you can control them online...www.therack.com
I guess when your clientele is as attractive as the people who frequent that place on a friday/saturday night, it can't hurt to make views of the place available online...
Juiced? Or Not?
that it's "disturbing" when the camera pans the crowd during a sporting event. An invasion of privacy! Especially when they zoom in on some hot babe.
Perhaps he hasn't witnessed this peculiar behavior, which may or may not be uniquely American: when a camera is present, everybody crowds around it and raises their drink like a trophy. If they could, they would probably email everyone they knew: "Hey, I was just on camera! Turn to channel 7 or go to www.robotbar.com!."
Now its all done automatically.
Evil is the money of root.
I live in Berlin and just heard about this now. Where do you become a member? :)
Yes, but will it make me a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster?
The federal government (theoretically) has no power to enact drunken-driving laws. (Typically called DUI or DWI - "driving under the influence" or "driving while intoxicated".)
The states all have their own legal standards, which are generally 0.08-0.10 percent blood alcohol levels. Each has its own varying penalties for DUI, multiple offenses, compounded by actually killing someone, etc.
Alcohol consumption is, in the aggregate, less socially acceptable than in the UK; actual drunk drivers are on a social plane more or less with Taliban John.
Drunk driving is more of a problem in the US largely because virtually nobody lives within walking distance of a liquor establishment.
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Although I concede, that's not necessarily an "or" proposition.
No no no, it is necessarily an "or" proposition. Just not necessarily an xor one.
Or you could just tell your wife that you're going to the bar. She's your wife, she has the right to know these things.... you'd want to know if she was out at a bar right?
"C'mon loverboy, you can come out of the closet now! My husband isn't comming home, he just entered his favorite pub and I hacked the bartender so he'll spice up his drinks...."
Yeah, right!
Ceramic photography with the stroke of a brush?
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This *must* be heaven for Applianthologists, they don't have to go back into the closet after all ;-)
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Plus: they are German! A lot of the really cute ones are from there...
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Each of the fifty states has its own rules for licensing of drivers and vehicles, although the federal government forces states to honor licenses from other states. (Same for marriages. And it's easier to get married than to get licensed to drive where I live. :)
Each state also has its own legislation for maximum speeds, school zones, rules-o-da-road, and drunk driving definitions. Most states (possibly all, I'm not sure) have a limit on blood alcohol content (BAC) of no more than 0.1. My state uses 0.08, and a few are even lower, or trying to get lower, which would put them on par with the British limits. There are no federal regulations on this, but if the feds decide they want something done, they make it "voluntary" but withhold funding for other projects from non-compliant states unless a certain percentage of all states comply. (This has caused a lot of arguments on states' rights.)
The penalties are not as severe as the British penalties in any state with which I'm familiar. There's also some variance among localities as to how diligently the police enforce such things.
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so here are the links
BBC News story
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsi
Magna science adventure centre
http://www.magnatrust.org.uk/
Robotic Center with the good info
http://magna.livewwware.com/acg/acgsmg01.dll/ge
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
the part I find disturbing
Shut up. You said yourself that it's members only. They know exactly what they're getting into. The cameras aren't on street corners.
All have hi-tech scientific calculators that they use to tabulate your bill. And when they greet you, in stead of saying, "Hi, I'm __________, and I'll be your waitress," they say, "I'm the operator of my pocket calculator," and then they start beeping and stuff.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
This is a members only bar. The front page blurb had a slant of "Why would anyone submit to web-cams and @ann's whey they walk in the door?" I just had to rush to yell that it is members only. I'm sure none of this is opened to the public at large, just you and 129 of your (not-so) closest of friends.
Sorry about the anon post, didn't feel like looking up my password.
-Travis
That is *really* clever
I wish that more security cameras were webcammed. Who says that only the police shoudl be allowed to know whats going on? What if theres a brutal police beating and the police just "happen" t o lose the video tape? I think corruption among law enforcement officers would be greatly reduced if every security camera were webcammed. What if that quick-e-mart clerk is taking hotdogs off the floor and selling them? webcam his ass. The only way that public cameras dont violate any rights is if they are truly public and available to everyone, not a select few.
At least two
silicon? industrial lubricant?
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Unless the robots look like Buffybot or Aprilbot, what's the appeal? I can't make rude remarks about the waitresses to my mates if they're all stainless steel and endoskeletons!
;)
Ah well, thank goodness there's always the local pub for brew and browsing!
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Hey looks Bob's at the pub. Lets rob his house.
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Do you realize that the Automatenbar is not a public place, strictly speaking? It's a members only club. The word "pub" is used in a more beverage-related way.
Sigh. That wasn't Timothy's comment, it was from the poster. That's what the italics mean.
Apparently that error is worth mod points. Go figure.
cbd.
Will be helpful to the police when the town drunk mows down a pedestrian on the way home.
Town Drunk: "No Officer, I wasn't there long enough to get smashed"
Officer: "Well the bars card swipe logs say you were there 6 hours, and purchased $183 in vodka and pretzels"
I can see it now:
Und now is de time on Sprockets ven ve dance!
Thank you Mike Myers and Saturday Night Live...
Sapere aude!
complete with bots; only, by bringing drinks, they're actually useful!
Don't be fooled SMS and email notification is for Bob's wife, not for his buddies. =)
"Good evening, everybody."
[In unison] "0xDEADBEEF!"
well, they couldn't very well call it a privy, now could they?
it looks just like a telefunken U-47
:-)
at the physical bar anyway.
.. though i'd imagine the common practice here of making very heavy drinks won't occur .. 1oz is 1oz
Oh the extreme problems a new business must face. Having more business than they know what to do with.
Given the amount of markup on alcohol, they'd make a mint off of just a few weeks of thirsty Berliners wanting they're drinks made automatically.
Are we so damn privacy concious that the very thought of stepping in front of a camera violates some deep rooted right? Its simple. There are cameras in there. Everyone in the world can watch them. If thats a problem......
DON'T GO IN THERE!!!!!!!
This would be like telling someone who's about to go on a game show that it will be televised, and having that person balk. Oh no... I thought it was just the hundreds of people in the audience watching. Didn't know there would be a CAMERA for the live televised show.
I've got webcams in my house. I tell anyone who walks in here that only the entire world can watch them. While some seem a bit aprehensive about it at first (and more so when the lights are constantly going on and off), they can at least accept it. I've thought about putting a huge notice by the doorbell that by ringing that bell they provide permission to be broadcast to the world (which they are the moment the doorbell is pressed when the camera in the front door takes a picture)
As with my house, as with the bar, you know the cameras are there. You know that people might get IM'ed if you swipe your card. Your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/boss/annoying best friend/dog will know you're going into that bar. Consider this fact carefully before entering. But don't get disturbed by it. There are for more serious issues in this world than that.
-Restil
Play with my webcams and lights here
When I dropped by this week, my bottle of beer was served by a robotic arm that fetched it off a revolving platform inside the vending machine. And when I had finished with it, I put it on a conveyor belt and pressed a button. The conveyor belt jerked to life and carried the bottle unsteadily out of sight.
I'm going to go all the way to Berlin to drink bottled beer? Don't think so... I can stay in Memphis and drink St. Pauli Girl if that's what I'm into. The only person this would really appeal to is the protagonist from Memento, if you remember what happened to him in that bar.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Hmm, robots for barmaids? I guess that puts hitting on the waitress out of the question... unless you are into that robo-eroticism.
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this sounds cool...well at least the webcam part, face it cameras in bars just make for excellent comedy!!! anybody concerned about privacy in a bar should have their head examed.
what concernes me is the robots, being served by one is just fine if i order a pint...but what about the occasion when i fancy a drink. if im a regular patron (who spends considerable money in such a place) will the bots know enough to be "generous" with the alcohol??? or are we going to get perfectly rationed 1 oz. shots mixed in our drinks...these are the pressing questions we should be asking.
dude.
There, it is all fun and games until someone gets killed. No, seriously.
Lies about crimes
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...is do they have beer that's "free as in software"?
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Robot bartenders are old news, the great technolgist known as Rocky, had one in his fourth movie.
In the 80s my grandma used to take me to a place called "The Robot Restaurant" in Pasadena, California. The had robots there that took your orders and brought you food.
:)
I'm sure they didn't do much autonomous thinking, and were probably more like rolling tape recorders than "robots", it was cool, and the operator could take control from the back room and play tic-tac-toe via the robot with an unsuspecting kid.
It was all very impressive to an 8-year old.
There's not that much novelty in being served by robots, at least to me!
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They had this in Back To The Future 2! How cheesey was that! It was a face on a stupid 14" TV that flew around on an arm or something, and it served you up with coke. We laugh at the predictions of the future in 1950, but Back To The Future 2 was the worst.
Nice film though.
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Can I use my jacket to get in?
You know the one. The one that you usually drown out with the other "logical" booming voice that allows you to charge onward. Little voice is saying I wonder if this will be the experiment that is pointed to in legend a thousand years from now as humans pass it on to their children - as why we are now pets of computers.