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  1. Re:Correction on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    Why?

  2. Re:FP? on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    OH YES, I most wholeheartedly agree with the previous post.

  3. Re:FP? on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    You mommed fuck and my wadme? Oh, you must be CANADIAN. I'LL TALK SLOWLY THEN, EH.

    LOGIN, AND CLAIM FP PROUDLY. give it up with the question mark "oh am i First Pussy?" BULLSHIT.

  4. Re:FP? on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    Yeah, great FP you AC assmunch.

  5. windows mozilla 0.98 sucks compared to 0.97 on mozilla.org Releases Mozilla 0.9.8 · · Score: -1

    - print button disappeared in classic theme
    - minimize doesnt work until you win-d
    - preferences take two minutes to close (if they close at all, whether you save changes or cancel)
    - rendering of certain pages on mozilla.org itself is much slower than on 0.97

    alll this just so that a small minority of people can type their emails and shit in hebrew? bullshit, on windows, stick to 0.97 or look for a stable nightly

    trust me, i am donny most, tv's fucken beloved RALPH MALPH ALPHA

  6. Re:Seriously off topic on A Warrior's Programming Language · · Score: -1

    maybee you needs updating

  7. Re:Fuck i just posted to my journal on A Warrior's Programming Language · · Score: -1

    Well looky look, i got it anyways. Can anyone doubt the power of the Happy Dayz KREW?

    Propz to all dead JOANIE, beotches.

  8. Fuck i just posted to my journal on A Warrior's Programming Language · · Score: -1

    and i don't know if i'll be able to post this in time to be first. that's fine

  9. Re:A Conversation with Human Resources on Perl Mongers Perl Magazine · · Score: -1

    Come dear son, the time of initiation is at hand. Here, over this bench must you bend over, keep quiet and be brave. If you ever feel like screaming, like your anus is about to explode, just bite your lip and remember that all these men love you. One day, it will be you wearing the hood, you binding the young boys with studded leather, you anointing their tightness with the blessed creams. The pain will be over soon, and then, "YOU WILL BE A MAN, MY SON".

    - My father Mr. Malph, in a taperecorded message to me on my barmitzvah.

  10. Re:iMac. on Separating the iMac · · Score: -1

    ahaHaha...you just spent four paragraphs arguing with Alan_Thicke about yuor computer. get a life or some friends or something,, or at least rent a couple of movies or a few video games or a porno or something. but stop bothering the rest of us people with your unproductive and space-wasting trolls. spac

  11. Re:crapahola on Leonard Kleinrock On The Origins of Packet Switching · · Score: -1

    thatz "eye shemasoo" you dummas. i bet your not even chineese

  12. Re:(almost) first post... sorta on (Almost) Free Movies On-Line... Sorta · · Score: -1

    Front of Tyson box - Chicekn nuggetz for faggayz.

    Back of Tyson box - I will fuck you until you love me.

    Share some Tyson chicken nuggortz with somone you love today.

  13. Re:(almost) first post... sorta on (Almost) Free Movies On-Line... Sorta · · Score: -1

    Quit being a pussy, yuo got first post, therez no doubt about it.

    Propz to all dead Joanie.

  14. Wait, a security hole in Morpheus? on Security Hole in Morpheus · · Score: -1
  15. Re:Yow on Vibrating Controller Alert · · Score: -1

    ALERT! You think the Xbox is beautiful, your opnion doesn't count and your post must be strickin from the record.

  16. FOURTH MOST on A Review of Existing Music Subscription Services · · Score: -1

    donny MOST sez FOURTH MOST POST

    propz to all dead joanie

    redpubez for life

  17. Re:First Post on Anatomy of Cactus Data Shield · · Score: -1

    I know a girl named Freaky Chavez. She don't like you. She gonna mess you up good.

  18. Re:Clusters and clusters on Macintosh Clustering · · Score: -1

    An excellent troll, my friend! Since you've obviously never used or admin'd MacOSX (never heard of netboot or even software updates), i am curious about other things about macOSX that suck so much. tell me more!!!!

  19. Re:Nevada Boxing Commission SUCKS on FreeBSD XP^H^H 4.5 available now · · Score: -1

    hay, youre smart. would you love me tonight?

    tyson still freezes a good chicken nugget though. MMM, theyre the FINEST. buy some today, and enjoy them with somone you love.

  20. Re:Unfortunately... on Episode II Gets Rave Review · · Score: -1

    Hey, don't knock her till you've tried her.

    WAIT, knocking her WOULD be trying her. Nevermind.

  21. FIFTH POST on Speed of Light Measurement Using Ping · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yo, you know.

    HAPPY DAYZ PHO LIFE

    propz to all dead joanie

  22. Re:The first Slashdot troll post investigation on Oracle Breakable After All · · Score: 0

    This is my contribution to this thread. I hope "a user" bitchslaps me, I am aching for it.

    In the name of the Fonz, I claim this post for tha HAPPY DAYZ KREW. I am Donny Most, TV's beloved RALPH MALPH ALPHA, and I hearby officially declare this thread open for discussion and moderation.

  23. Re:Second MOST on Scientists No Longer Sharing Information? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, "a user" just disrespected the Happy Dayz krew wid a NEGMOD. Thatz it, I'm calling the Fonz on yo PNUKSAS.

  24. Second MOST on Scientists No Longer Sharing Information? · · Score: -1, Troll

    DONMOST SECONDPOST. Happy Dayz are here again, MoFo.

    Propz to all dead Joanie.

  25. Hell on Intel C/C++ Compiler Beats GCC · · Score: 0

    Even I beats GCC.