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  1. Re:CmdrTaco (editor) is a troll, and not CmdrTaco. on Mozilla Branches For 1.0 RC1 · · Score: -1

    OH my WORD, you are SUCH a FAG. Turn around, I like to play a special game with MEN like YOU.

  2. Re:What next... on Authors Guild To Members: De-link Amazon.com · · Score: -1

    Lick ya fingas 'n' flick ma titz. YOU HAVE THE GAY.

    Hand him over, IT IS MY TURN.

  3. Re:Open Source Zealot of the year on Mozilla Branches For 1.0 RC1 · · Score: -1

    I believe we had a deal, sir. You agreed to give me daily blowjobs, and I would mod you up every time I had points.

    Well, where were my blowjobs, sir? Where was your head?

  4. Re:Open Source Zealot of the year on Mozilla Branches For 1.0 RC1 · · Score: -1

    You mispelt "civilized", you illiterate twit.

  5. Re:ny times? on MSNBC on Infinera's Optical Chip · · Score: -1

    Newsflash, THIMOTY is a GAYMO.

  6. Re:1 MEELION DOLLARS on Internal MP3 Server? 1 Million Dollars Please · · Score: -1

    What a cabooge!

  7. Re:Time to get modded down ... on Internal MP3 Server? 1 Million Dollars Please · · Score: -1

    Why the hell do K-HOES always talk about getting modded down?

    New mod proposal: (+1, Fears being modded down)

  8. Re:messages sent: on Internal MP3 Server? 1 Million Dollars Please · · Score: -1

    The message I heard:

    FAGS ARE GAY.

    Interesting, I never thought of it that way.

  9. Re:With a name like IIS... on Internal MP3 Server? 1 Million Dollars Please · · Score: -1

    IIS stands for "I IS STABOL!"

  10. Re:Wow, that is utterly amazing. on Cray's New Solid State Storage · · Score: -1

    Are you on a rocky mountain high? Because if you ain't, then maybe you should be.

  11. It's a shimmy sham shammy shim shamu shaman shame on Tattered Cover v. Thornton Reversed · · Score: -1

    what a SHAMMY shim shum shomma shem shaman shame this is. I'm outraged.

  12. Re:And for those still on dialup on A New Low for Web Advertisers: Pop-Up Downloads · · Score: -1

    Let me translate- "Prediction: YOU TOO KOOl FO SKOOL, MASSA. You goin's ta gets yo white lil assy whupped good, y'hea?"

  13. Re:You post at -1? on Unix Isn't Dead · · Score: -1

    You seem to possess an inherent gift for posting. THIS DESERVES a TOAST to the POSTING ARTZ.

    "A TIP OF THE CHALICE, to the POSTING ARTZ! TO THE POSTING ARTZ, THEN!"

    So sez Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha of Happy Dayz fame.

  14. Re:What, Not a Monorail? on Perimeter Railway for ISS; HETE-1 Comes Down · · Score: -1

    Holey shit, YMFT, now that was good mod call if I ever saw one.

    Aces, MANG. Pure ACES.

  15. Re:Monorail on Build Your Own Monorail · · Score: -1

    fapfapfapfap **SLiRP** ahhhhHHHH.... straight into my own "MOUTH". The endless cum ballet continues.

    So sez Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha, of Happy Dayz fame.

  16. Re:Monorail on Build Your Own Monorail · · Score: -1

    Cockman O'Brien has a fetish for 1930s style faggotry, the flat topped hats, the canes, the Yale and Princeton jokes, the homogaysexual musical numbers, everything. What a loony redpubed homo, oh wait, I posess the redpubez too.

    How come i haven't been on your gay little show, yet, Cockman? You think you better than me?? Well fuck you. FUCK YOU, THEN!

    So sez Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha, of Happy Dayz fame.

  17. Re:How Appropriate... on Build Your Own Monorail · · Score: -1

    Yo, you be a K-hoe, mang! That be the copy and the paste, yo! WORD.

  18. Re:As Johnso14, I have to agree on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: -1

    Buddy you just made me cry. Quit making fun of people's shortcomings, it is very inpolite and I have a tendancy to go off on such people until I wein. e'shortocm

  19. Re:As Johnso14, I have to agree on First Human Clone Eight Weeks Along · · Score: -1

    Johnso1 is 7 characters long. VFAT doesn't truncate filenames that are 8 caracters long or shorter because they already conform to older FAT conventions....jeez you bozos have been linux losers for to long, you don't even know how to ridicule your enemies properly anymore.

  20. Re:nicht verstanden on "The Chronicles of Amber" and "The Forever War" For TV · · Score: -1

    The kids on Noggin are hot hot HOT.

  21. Re:nicht verstanden on "The Chronicles of Amber" and "The Forever War" For TV · · Score: -1

    News for nards. Stuff from bladders.

  22. Re:Ralph Malph Alpha is a fucking moron! on Iomega's New Unix (Optional) NAS Appliance · · Score: -1

    What's a #giz, I am confuse!!! I will not ejaculate into there, I dont know where it's been!

    Oh now I get it, you are a fellow geekizoid scrote. Ifn's ya didn't knows it already imposter massa, cyborg monkey threw his arms up and quit over there too. It figgas, nigga.

    Love ya boy! Take a double dose of meds tonight, your twitching is getting worse.

  23. Re:Ralph Malph Alpha is a fucking moron! on Iomega's New Unix (Optional) NAS Appliance · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post.

    Reason - because I bent psuedo_monkey over and made him take it like a linux user.

    WORD UP, WHACK OFF, PEACE OUT, HOMES.

  24. Re:Ralph Malph Alpha is a fucking moron! on Iomega's New Unix (Optional) NAS Appliance · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post. But next time post it from one of your other inherited troll accounts, I miss getting all that attention from all those lovely small-penised suitors!!

    Thank you for your support, pseudo_cybonkey!!!! -"MOUTH"

    !!

    !!!!!

  25. Re:Gotcha on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: -1

    Lickfight. NOW.

    - Donny Most