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  1. Foster Parent, FLIP on Yahoo Knows Best, Resets Users' Marketing Prefs · · Score: -1

    I need some assistance. Help me find my biological mother, because I am fricken HORENY and my foster parentz are not in the mood right now. Thank you.

  2. Re:Don't forget to mention.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1


    You dance a magnificent cha-cha, for a fag. Come, homo, dance for me now.

  3. Re:a deuce deuce?? on His Dark Materials (Trilogy) · · Score: -1

    Once again, you've captured the flag. Kudos McBravo to you.

    Let it be said: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ACFP.

  4. Re:Blah, blah, blah.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1

    Yes, I am one tiresome motherfucker, am I not? I have outlasted you yet again, this post of yours is a concession of the lamest proportions. What a cunt....grow a pair or GET THE FUCK OFF MY SLASHDOT, PSEUDONYMOUS COWARD.

    My, you've been far less than professional calibre. -"MOUTH"

  5. Re:Don't forget to mention.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1

    Heya, neal n bob. Having been busy and bored for the last week or so, I've been harassing the guy since Tuesday; it's in my journal, and all the cute little buddy can do is try countering with expletives. Great troll fun for young and old.

    To the memory of cyborg_monkey. TO CYBORG_MONKEY, THEN! Now....down with cyborg_monkey.

  6. Re:fricking fucking fookers on Linux On Big Iron · · Score: -1

    Well done herbet_axelrod, I am you garddamn biayatch for now.

    trollercoaster, an excellent attempt, and a worthy SP. I.C.H., bringing up the rear, thank you for your input. The 3 first posts are logged in troll posts....this calls for A TIP of THE CHALICE To THE POSTING ARTZ! To THE POSTING ARTZ, THEN!

  7. Re:Don't forget to mention.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1

    Pfft....ha....the monkey thinks I care. That's cute. What next, I wonder. Let's keep going, maybe I can help you get 1100, and our lives will be all the better for it. Hey, reply twice to this, dog, that should help.

    Well, not really, since you can post as many posts as you wanted without needing my posts to reply to. "OH", I can hear you say. Regardless, please think up your next response and post it right away to slashdot, this is true shit that we are creating!

    I couldn't have done this without you. The real thanks go to you, cybonkey.

  8. Re:Don't forget to mention.... on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1


    Here I come, walking down the street, getting anally raped by, everyone I meet,

    Hey Hey, cyborg_monkey! You troll like all the ACs around!

    You make me feel as if I am special,

    By trolling me into the groooooooooooound.

  9. Re:fp .. yeah. on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    "You know what? Fuck off. You are a little fucking girl. Read the first post you left me, and then pull your head out of your ass."

    Let me guess, I've just seen the extent of your "trolling potency". Oh, how fancy.

  10. Re:Yo ACs! on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: -1


    "Yo"....now that's a word with IMPACT!

  11. Re:fp .. yeah. on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    It's all YAPPING with you. You invite me to dance, then fall over and shit yourself, then stand back up and bring the machismo again. Come to me and bring your purse, miss mulholland, and this time don't surrender to obviously superior forces so easily. Haha, you are my freak now, have I offended your senses and sensibilities?

    You're not a troll. You are easily trolled yourself. An anus. A bullseye.

  12. Re:fp .. yeah. on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    Oh, my! What shall I post about now. Hmmmm, I don't know. Maybe I should think before I post. shoul

    G'bye! -MOUTH

  13. Re:Smothered Hope on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    My middle name is Hector. People don't know that about me. It's my sexiest attribute.

  14. Re:Pots Frits! on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    Two minutes late, and you come up with "D4mn 1 R00L!", subject is "Pots Frits!" Ladies and gentleman, welcome the special olympics gold medalist in the "Duh" event.

  15. Re:fp .. yeah. on VP3.com: Future VP3 Releases To Be LGPL · · Score: -1

    Humbug. You ACs are a boring bunch. It's all about speed with you punks....there is no art to what you do.

  16. Re:Fr0st P1st on AdCritic To Return · · Score: -1
  17. Re:Ralph Malph Alpha = Hemos on New Clie Handhelds · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I'm Hemos, so? You ACs have problems thinking more than two minutes ahead of the present, don't you.

  18. Re:One on New Clie Handhelds · · Score: -1

    Give me a break. AC trolls are just faggots too stupid to learn how to log in, too ashamed of their puny penises, or logged in karma whores who post anonymously to preserve karma, AKA CmdrTaco's semen.

    ACs are like negros. They're all the same, and are rightfully ashamed because of it.

  19. Re:One on New Clie Handhelds · · Score: -1

    What is this? I had to go take a dumpity-doo, and I come back to find that no logged in trolls took this FP? Just one AC and one scummy logged in non-troll. Sad dayz.

  20. Re:P.S. on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: -1

    Then I suggest, as wartime conciliator, that you target THIMOTY for your next round of hate-induced warcrimes. Look at his home page url: it's http://www.monkey.org/~timothy/ !!!! what a subhuman, like other slashdot "monkeys" I could easily mention.

  21. Re:AND THEN I SAYS TO HIM I SAYS on The Myth of the Paperless Office · · Score: -1

    Damn, I was too slow by seconds. An excellent opening move, sir! I foresee your checkmate in less than 9,000 moves.

  22. Re:Here, let me fix your sig... on Sizing Up StarOffice 6.0 · · Score: -1


    Your sexual advances are turning me on. No i don't beleive you, okay I will die as soon as possible, apparently you are a necrophiliac, and let's get it on right afuckingway. I am as horney as a rhino with blueballed numbnutz, so I'm ready when you are, pussywillow.

  23. Re:Here, let me fix your sig... on Sizing Up StarOffice 6.0 · · Score: -1

    Good show, dog, good show! Security through obscurity....the last resort of closetfagz, ACs, whoever the hell you think you are, and the shithead that you really are.

    I demand satisfaction NOW. Bitch, give me my money's worth, or get the hell off my slashdot. I retract all previous apologies, you're just a homogaysexual who can't keep his nose out of other people's business (where business = scrota).

    In other words, grow up. You are less than professional calibre. TWO MO BLOCKS TO THA PO HOUSE, KIDDO.

  24. Re:face recognition ? on Face Recognition On Mobile Phones · · Score: -1

    A well-played hand, sir. Heil Hitroll!

  25. Forest Porn on gobeProductive 3.0 - Office XP killer? · · Score: -1

    See subject. HAND, and screw you all to Hell.