First, that was me in drag, not my mum, since I don't even know who my mum is. The presence of a scrotum and oversized rhino-like penis should have given that away, but I guess not everyone's as sexually naive as you are. And sweet doesn't begin to describe my booty's bounties. You do me a great disservice, sir, and next time I expect payment in cash and not restaurant coupons. Please also bring a dildo next time, or at least a wellhung black or polynesian friend so that my time isn't completely wasted on your miniscule but charming lovethang.
thanks for fixing the link this time. i wonder if anyone helped you.
Now go back in time by a month and a half or so and fix the mozilla story. don't want to look like a moron to folks strolling through the archives do ya?
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Deceiver. I have allready apologized, you faggot. Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone. I am a damn force in this community, if not now then real soon.
YOULL BE SORRY. PS My email address is real, don't be shy.
On second thought, please forget I said anything, I'm soryy, I'm so damn soryy. It's just that, you remind me of a girl that I once knew. I see her face whenever I look at you. You wouldn't believe all the things she put me through; this is why I just can't get with you.
Sincelrey,
Donny Most, The actor who plaid Ralph Malph Alpha on TV"s beloved show from a long time ago, HAPPY DAYS.
stop hurting peoplez feelings. I mean it. I WILL CUT YOU, that's a real threat, and you should print this page out and take it to the police, because i know where you live, you will not live to reach 1000 posts, let's see what you're gonna do about it.
FUCK! don't you think i am serious?!!!!! well, i am damn serious, you fucking selfrighteous bastard. i have no respect for you. i respect every other damn troll in existence, even ralph jewhater nader, who put me on his fucking foes list, i respect him because love like ours will never die, he is my man, and i will always be loyal, but NOT YOU, you fucking dick SANDWICH. i will fucking get a map to your house on the internet, find out where you live you habits, and splater your brains on the floor with my pistol, thatz right, i am a Master of weponry, YOU SHOULD BE SHTtING YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW. yeah, you damn scaerd now, huh, PUNK.
My weopnry collection even makes the Isreali army consider there might be no more tomorrowz. Youll soon find that to be the case if you dont stop making fun of people's shortcomings. it takes a REAL MAN to be corrected, but you are so much like a little woman that you can't stand it. well, too bad, you lose the debate over this one pal. Spread the news, your end has come, give your shit away to friends (LOL) and family, like you cousin Joe the Retard that needs 24 hour HELP.
Right about now I wanna tone it down so you don't take this the wrong way. Now that you feelin better, yo really gotta come away knowing more, rgiht? yeah, me to, I'm sure we can continue as better persons from now on, I'l buy you a damn beer, how about that. Let's have a toast to life. TO LIFE, THEN.
Fuck, you try to damn hypnotize me, i won't be fooled, and I WONT FORGET. Seek the protection of a magistrate, you will need it. Youve stepped on your last toe, bitch. from here on out, it's southbound for yo PNUKSSA. defeat is imminent, give it up ya lost. mind your own fucking business you little twat waffle my asshole, cyborg_monkey. GET OFF MY TURF, a warning from my friend the FONZ. MAYBE you heard of him. Yeah right.
What the hell is a post anonymously box? My karma is in the negative infinity area, i don't know what the heck you are talkin about. actaully I do, but i'm so damn brilliant that i have to fake ignorance in order to pass as a normal human being and not the fricken superhuman genius that i really am.
What's distributed.net? Do they have prono there? what's a hosting problem? I dont understand these crazy things, itz magic, leave me alone cant you see that I"M busy.
This little posty circulates over and over and over and over whenever therez a story on China and some troll like Ryu2 wants to feel like a bigshot. See, that's because people like to feel loved. Oprah Winfrey is right....all that people want in life is validation, and to imagine nuking China with a little Chinese skank on ones penis is enough for some slashdot foolz.
Me, as a Hollywood kike, I prefer imagining nuking New York city while in the company of tall brunette Anglo hoes with young looking faces and long legs and B-cup titz. Blondes with D-cup titz are also nice, and they can get away with fuller figures and sleightly older-looking faces, but blondes with small titz makes no sense. And of course, as a redhead, I don't think redhead girls are very exotic, so i don't really care about em, but there are some exceptions, like when I'm on one of my fuck vacations in the UK.
18-over clubs are the worst. virgin drinks at the bar (for obvious virgin reasons), buncha awkward kids running around with baby teeth trying to look mature and attractive. it's like the damn highschool junior prom, only in scandalous clothes. kill the club kids i say. Club them to death.
You brilliant fuckwad. Youre sure on top of that one. Tell you what, go put me on your foes list right now, so that I know the name of the idiot/. moron that posted this shit.
Chinese people != Chinese government just like You != Geneticly Healthy Human Populace. So sez TV's beloved Ralph Malph Fizzucking Alpha.
Don't tell people what to do, you damn bastard. If you had the balls to log in, you'd be the first fucker on my foes list. Eat it bitch.
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See, this example is just evil. Crapflooding spammers is one thing, fucking with people's lives and friendships is another thing all togethr. What if they were destined to get fucking married, and you just kept that from happening. That's straight up whack, yo, and you'd be a damn asshole to have done it.
in other words, this one gets the RMA seal of approval, and a rating of 8/10 on the DonMost scale of funliness.
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It's easy. Close your eyes, grab some shit, and bind it together with duct tape. Now throw it at your sleeping roommate. Do you know what the fuck it is that you've just made, that has just now caused your friend to wake up screaming with a profusely bleeding nose? No? Then it's a UFO.
Congratulations, you have discovered alien technology. Next step: the stars, my friend. TO THE STARS, THEN.
Message received. I will transmit this to the elders, then i will make poo, then i will take a nap. you can TRUST DONNY MOST, TV'S BELOVED RALPH MALPH ALPHA, for ALL YOUR SECRET TRANSMISSION NEEDS.
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First, that was me in drag, not my mum, since I don't even know who my mum is. The presence of a scrotum and oversized rhino-like penis should have given that away, but I guess not everyone's as sexually naive as you are. And sweet doesn't begin to describe my booty's bounties. You do me a great disservice, sir, and next time I expect payment in cash and not restaurant coupons. Please also bring a dildo next time, or at least a wellhung black or polynesian friend so that my time isn't completely wasted on your miniscule but charming lovethang.
LOVE YA, BOY!
You a fucking pedrophile. I cry on you behaff.
The solution to problems like you is homicide.
thanks for fixing the link this time. i wonder if anyone helped you.
Now go back in time by a month and a half or so and fix the mozilla story. don't want to look like a moron to folks strolling through the archives do ya?
WRONG, AC fag.
Deceiver. I have allready apologized, you faggot. Why can't you just leave me the fuck alone. I am a damn force in this community, if not now then real soon.
YOULL BE SORRY. PS My email address is real, don't be shy.
Firewire teledildos are better, you gotta get with the times my friend.
TO THE TIMES, THEN.
On second thought, please forget I said anything, I'm soryy, I'm so damn soryy. It's just that, you remind me of a girl that I once knew. I see her face whenever I look at you. You wouldn't believe all the things she put me through; this is why I just can't get with you.
Sincelrey,
Donny Most, The actor who plaid Ralph Malph Alpha on TV"s beloved show from a long time ago, HAPPY DAYS.
stop hurting peoplez feelings. I mean it. I WILL CUT YOU, that's a real threat, and you should print this page out and take it to the police, because i know where you live, you will not live to reach 1000 posts, let's see what you're gonna do about it.
FUCK! don't you think i am serious?!!!!! well, i am damn serious, you fucking selfrighteous bastard. i have no respect for you. i respect every other damn troll in existence, even ralph jewhater nader, who put me on his fucking foes list, i respect him because love like ours will never die, he is my man, and i will always be loyal, but NOT YOU, you fucking dick SANDWICH. i will fucking get a map to your house on the internet, find out where you live you habits, and splater your brains on the floor with my pistol, thatz right, i am a Master of weponry, YOU SHOULD BE SHTtING YOUR PANTS RIGHT NOW. yeah, you damn scaerd now, huh, PUNK.
My weopnry collection even makes the Isreali army consider there might be no more tomorrowz. Youll soon find that to be the case if you dont stop making fun of people's shortcomings. it takes a REAL MAN to be corrected, but you are so much like a little woman that you can't stand it. well, too bad, you lose the debate over this one pal. Spread the news, your end has come, give your shit away to friends (LOL) and family, like you cousin Joe the Retard that needs 24 hour HELP.
Right about now I wanna tone it down so you don't take this the wrong way. Now that you feelin better, yo really gotta come away knowing more, rgiht? yeah, me to, I'm sure we can continue as better persons from now on, I'l buy you a damn beer, how about that. Let's have a toast to life. TO LIFE, THEN.
Fuck, you try to damn hypnotize me, i won't be fooled, and I WONT FORGET. Seek the protection of a magistrate, you will need it. Youve stepped on your last toe, bitch. from here on out, it's southbound for yo PNUKSSA. defeat is imminent, give it up ya lost. mind your own fucking business you little twat waffle my asshole, cyborg_monkey. GET OFF MY TURF, a warning from my friend the FONZ. MAYBE you heard of him. Yeah right.
I've had it. Why don't you all just go away and leave me alone on slashdot? It would be much better as a one-man kind of thing.
What the hell is a post anonymously box? My karma is in the negative infinity area, i don't know what the heck you are talkin about. actaully I do, but i'm so damn brilliant that i have to fake ignorance in order to pass as a normal human being and not the fricken superhuman genius that i really am.
What's distributed.net? Do they have prono there? what's a hosting problem? I dont understand these crazy things, itz magic, leave me alone cant you see that I"M busy.
Close. Same minute close. But close just means "loser". And you're an AC, so you couldn't have gotten it anydamnway.
This little posty circulates over and over and over and over whenever therez a story on China and some troll like Ryu2 wants to feel like a bigshot. See, that's because people like to feel loved. Oprah Winfrey is right....all that people want in life is validation, and to imagine nuking China with a little Chinese skank on ones penis is enough for some slashdot foolz.
Me, as a Hollywood kike, I prefer imagining nuking New York city while in the company of tall brunette Anglo hoes with young looking faces and long legs and B-cup titz. Blondes with D-cup titz are also nice, and they can get away with fuller figures and sleightly older-looking faces, but blondes with small titz makes no sense. And of course, as a redhead, I don't think redhead girls are very exotic, so i don't really care about em, but there are some exceptions, like when I'm on one of my fuck vacations in the UK.
Imposter. Phooey on you and Tigger too. Put me on your foes list again, you damn kike.
18-over clubs are the worst. virgin drinks at the bar (for obvious virgin reasons), buncha awkward kids running around with baby teeth trying to look mature and attractive. it's like the damn highschool junior prom, only in scandalous clothes. kill the club kids i say. Club them to death.
You brilliant fuckwad. Youre sure on top of that one. Tell you what, go put me on your foes list right now, so that I know the name of the idiot
Chinese people != Chinese government just like You != Geneticly Healthy Human Populace. So sez TV's beloved Ralph Malph Fizzucking Alpha.
Don't tell people what to do, you damn bastard. If you had the balls to log in, you'd be the first fucker on my foes list. Eat it bitch.
See, this example is just evil. Crapflooding spammers is one thing, fucking with people's lives and friendships is another thing all togethr. What if they were destined to get fucking married, and you just kept that from happening. That's straight up whack, yo, and you'd be a damn asshole to have done it.
in other words, this one gets the RMA seal of approval, and a rating of 8/10 on the DonMost scale of funliness.
Yo yo yo my nigga. Are you the chica that they had on the TeeVee? Because I am the chico that they had on the Teevee. My nigga, I believe that means you be havin to have my chillun now, yo.
It's easy. Close your eyes, grab some shit, and bind it together with duct tape. Now throw it at your sleeping roommate. Do you know what the fuck it is that you've just made, that has just now caused your friend to wake up screaming with a profusely bleeding nose? No? Then it's a UFO.
Congratulations, you have discovered alien technology. Next step: the stars, my friend. TO THE STARS, THEN.
Shove your mouse up your ass and shake your booty so the cable whips around like a tail. That will solve the msmouse.vxd problem.
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w00t.wO0t chicken heads
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w00t chicken heads.heads
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stupid amelican. eblybody knows that scatologicalu poluno firmusu is far more popura than bukkake firmusu.
Message received. I will transmit this to the elders, then i will make poo, then i will take a nap. you can TRUST DONNY MOST, TV'S BELOVED RALPH MALPH ALPHA, for ALL YOUR SECRET TRANSMISSION NEEDS.
stay right where you are, you idiot. that's where.