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  1. No matter what new technology, we can trust IBM... on Blockchain Brings Business Boom To IBM, Oracle, and Microsoft (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    ... and Oracle to make it burdensome and difficult.

  2. Re:Highly paid physicians have better things to do on How Big Tech is Getting Involved in Your Health Care (bendbulletin.com) · · Score: 1

    ... like sending all those goddamn faxes....

  3. Re:Apple's problem on HTC, Motorola Say They Don't Slow Old Phones Like Apple Does (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    They could have made the battery the size of a cinderblock. Eventually it wouldn't be able to hold the required voltage.

    Unless you're defining a battery that doesn't last forever as defective. If so, you will find a world full of things to be outraged about.

  4. Re:Apple's problem on HTC, Motorola Say They Don't Slow Old Phones Like Apple Does (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    You forgot:

    [ ] allow the phone to crash because the battery can't maintain the required voltage.

  5. ... how competition benefits the end user in this digital age!

  6. Re:What's with Slashdot's "nazi" obsession lately? on Where Did WikiLeaks' $25 Million Bitcoin Fortune Go? (thedailybeast.com) · · Score: 1

    How are we supposed to solve this violently if nobody uses preemptive violence?

  7. This would fill theaters.... on MoviePass Adds a Million Subscribers, Even if Theaters Aren't Sold on It (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    ... with noisy, distracted fuckwits who didn't really value the experience. It'd also become 2 hour daycare.

  8. Re:Yet another great reason on Piracy Notices Can Mess With Your Thermostat, ISP Warns (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    Flush reversal exploits?

  9. That's because at the bottom... on The Lower Your Social Class, the 'Wiser' You Are, Suggests New Study (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    ...dumbasses aren't coddled. They end up on the streets and die of that. It's the last bastion of natural selection in humans.

  10. Why? I'll tell you why. on Bitcoin's Value Plummeted Overnight and No One Knows Why (slate.com) · · Score: 1

    A bunch of fools showed up with money, and somebody took it away from them.

  11. Re:Yeah that would be awful on Driverless Cars Could Make Transportation Free for Everyone -- With a Catch (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd rather pay to ride public transit or drive my own car instead of living in that dystopian hell. If you think that's a realistic view of the future, I weep for your parents -- they clearly failed you -- and humanity in general.

    Consume or be stranded, citizen!

  12. ... the Llama's ass has passed. Let it go.

  13. Re:Good! Let the trolls leave on Twitter Rolls Out Stricter Rules On Abusive Content (apnews.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    They're never gonna ban the president though. It's a conundrum.

  14. What could go wrong? on China Will Spend $3.3 Billion to Research Molten Salt Nuclear-Powered Drones (scmp.com) · · Score: 1

    "It will also have more public acceptance. If an accident happens, it crashes into the sea."

    Do you want Gojira? Because this is how you get Gojira.

  15. I have a new bitcoin App... on Coinbase Warns During Times of High Volatility, Access Could Become 'Unavailable' (cityam.com) · · Score: 2

    ... it's a cardboard sign that says "FUCK ME!" that is affixed to the user's back.

  16. Many have survived their educational experience... on Google Glitch Took Thousands of Chromebooks Offline (geekwire.com) · · Score: 1

    ... without a chromebook. The Children will be fine for 3 hours without one.

  17. Re:The U.S. economy added 228,000 jobs in november on November Jobs Report: Economy Adds 228,000 Jobs; Unemployment Steady (npr.org) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Voters don't vote with their wallet... they vote for whoever promises to shit on the people they don't like, and they don't care if they get shit on a little too.

  18. Ok, so amazon will hear me... on Gizmodo: Don't Buy Anyone an Amazon Echo Speaker (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    ... screaming at my teammates in battlefield, singing badly, and passing gas.

    If they ask nice, I'll send them a dick pic too.

  19. ... held natural selection at bay for far too long.

  20. Re:Forget bitcoins... on Bitcoin and Ethereum Prices Are Surging Again (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Bitcoin is people paying cash for numbers somebody made up.

    Better?

  21. ... but can they complete my model 3? on Tesla Completes World's Largest Battery Project In Half the Time Promised (engadget.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm waaaaaiting....

  22. Re:Instead of apprenticeships on Tech Companies Try Apprenticeships To Fill The Tech Skills Gap (thehill.com) · · Score: 1

    They're IBM. Those kids will never want to do tech again after IBM is done with them.

  23. And what did the Panama Papers result in? on 'Panama Papers' Group Strikes Again with 'Paradise Papers' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fuck all.

  24. Well this should go well... on Should Developers Do All Their Own QA? (itnews.com.au) · · Score: 1

    " the company has now moved all of its QA workers into engineering roles."

    So inexperience engineers are going to be releasing code with no QA.

    You can't make this stuff up.

  25. Re:This isn't a tech miracle... on TechCrunch Argues Social Media News Feeds 'Need to Die' (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh well... less boring then.