I'd rather pay to ride public transit or drive my own car instead of living in that dystopian hell. If you think that's a realistic view of the future, I weep for your parents -- they clearly failed you -- and humanity in general.
Voters don't vote with their wallet... they vote for whoever promises to shit on the people they don't like, and they don't care if they get shit on a little too.
... and Oracle to make it burdensome and difficult.
... like sending all those goddamn faxes....
They could have made the battery the size of a cinderblock. Eventually it wouldn't be able to hold the required voltage.
Unless you're defining a battery that doesn't last forever as defective. If so, you will find a world full of things to be outraged about.
You forgot:
[ ] allow the phone to crash because the battery can't maintain the required voltage.
... how competition benefits the end user in this digital age!
How are we supposed to solve this violently if nobody uses preemptive violence?
... with noisy, distracted fuckwits who didn't really value the experience. It'd also become 2 hour daycare.
Flush reversal exploits?
...dumbasses aren't coddled. They end up on the streets and die of that. It's the last bastion of natural selection in humans.
A bunch of fools showed up with money, and somebody took it away from them.
I'd rather pay to ride public transit or drive my own car instead of living in that dystopian hell. If you think that's a realistic view of the future, I weep for your parents -- they clearly failed you -- and humanity in general.
Consume or be stranded, citizen!
... the Llama's ass has passed. Let it go.
They're never gonna ban the president though. It's a conundrum.
"It will also have more public acceptance. If an accident happens, it crashes into the sea."
Do you want Gojira? Because this is how you get Gojira.
... it's a cardboard sign that says "FUCK ME!" that is affixed to the user's back.
... without a chromebook. The Children will be fine for 3 hours without one.
Voters don't vote with their wallet... they vote for whoever promises to shit on the people they don't like, and they don't care if they get shit on a little too.
... screaming at my teammates in battlefield, singing badly, and passing gas.
If they ask nice, I'll send them a dick pic too.
... held natural selection at bay for far too long.
Bitcoin is people paying cash for numbers somebody made up.
Better?
I'm waaaaaiting....
They're IBM. Those kids will never want to do tech again after IBM is done with them.
Fuck all.
" the company has now moved all of its QA workers into engineering roles."
So inexperience engineers are going to be releasing code with no QA.
You can't make this stuff up.
Oh well... less boring then.