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  1. Re:I think they have a point.. on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Users are always the biggest security threat. It's the OS's job to protect them. OSX and Linux seem to haev no problem doing this, so why can't Windows?

  2. Re:Does not compute. M$ is not for HPC. on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 1

    If all you can offer is lame abuse...

    That seems to be all you see. You are guilty of the behavior you criticize. Try understanding.

  3. Re:Good Riddance on Google Terminates Lively · · Score: 1

    No, srsly. Good by, Lively.

    No, seriously. Goodbye English.

  4. Re:Does not compute. M$ is not for HPC. on Windows Breaks Into Supercomputer Top 10 · · Score: 1

    If you can present a compelling coherent argument, you don't need to use lame decade old snipes

    After decades of presenting compelling coherent arguments, and no one listening or changing their behavior, I find the lame snipes have both weight and accuracy.

    And get off my lawn.

  5. Know? on Interviewing Experienced IT People? · · Score: 4, Funny

    IT is seen as a young man's game. My next applicant after you is 23 years old. What do you know that he doesn't?

    The proper response from this geezer would be, "I know that I can and will crush him under my boot heel, and then then you if you dare ask that question again."

  6. Re:Hard to understand the bitterness here on New Star Trek Trailer · · Score: 1

    Didn't make you do anything, kiddo.

  7. Re:Women don't want to do CS? on Why the Widening Gender Gap In Computer Science? · · Score: 1

    Heck, I gave my 14 month old daughter a 5lb sledge hammer just to see if she could lift it.

    She did. :)

    She's our little Helga. :D

  8. Re:Why not? on New Star Trek Trailer · · Score: 1

    Otherwise, it is just a cynical attempt to cash in on an existing fan base...

    Gee, no gray area there? No room for creativity, imagination, fun? No, it's either tow the party line, or you're a hack, eh?

    It's funny you mention Galactica, though. There was quite a bit of revision there, but it still seems to have turned out OK.

  9. Hard to understand the bitterness here on New Star Trek Trailer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm 38 and I've been watching Star Trek since I was five. The first text I remember reading and understanding were the credits to TOS. By the time I was seven I could tell you the entire plot of a TOS episode by watching the first ten seconds, max.

    I thought the trailer was frikkin' awesome. I don't understand the bitterness and disappointment. And I'm not a trek fanboi, either. I stopped watching the series' about one season into Voyager and missed most of Enterprise.

    All of this bitching about continuity being broken and stuff going against canon: jesus christ, who cares? It's fiction, people. It's not immutable.

  10. I take a different approach on Science's Alternative To an Intelligent Creator · · Score: 1

    We have an existence proof for intelligence: us.

    Now, halt that snarky comment right there! :)

    If we can be intelligent, why can't equally complex entities also be intelligent? Like, say, the universe? Or the biosphere of our planet? Or the process of evolution itself? Of couse it's not bound to be an intelligence we can understand, but so what?

    It's just that simple. But I find when I mention this idea, folks of both the theological and non-theological bent come along and twist it, so I usually just don't bother. (I'm not arguing either side.)

  11. Re:Hmmmm on 3 Firms Confess To Fixing LCD Prices, Agree To Pay $585M Fine · · Score: 1

    The really funny thing is I didn't intend this as a joke.

  12. Re:Politics on Mind Control Delusions and the Web · · Score: 1

    Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, does not go away.

    Nah, that's too simple. Because we have brains, reality and belief is a strange loop.

    Case in point: I've always struggled with my weight. Up until a few years ago, when I lost 80 pounds or so, I was anxious about losing weight. That amounted to a belief that losing weight was difficult. Here's the loop bit: because I was anxious about it, losing weight was more difficult - more stress, less ability to stick with weight loss, more negative cycles, etc.

    After losing weight (and subsequently gaining most of it back) I'm no longer anxious about it. I'm still struggling with my weight, but I know I can lose it if I do the right things. It's easier for me to lose weight now. Sadly it's just as easy to gain. :)

    After I lost my belief the reality did go away. That's because the reality was formed, in part, by the belief itself.

  13. If it was a nuclear facility... on Nuke Site Converted Into Green Data Center · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...then it was already green.

  14. Re:Hmmmm on 3 Firms Confess To Fixing LCD Prices, Agree To Pay $585M Fine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who gets the fine money?

    AIG.

  15. Re:what's your goal? on Saving Energy Via Webcam-Based Meter Reading? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course, in order to do that, you'll expend a whole lot more energy than you'd take to read the meters (via the webcam shots) yourself.

    You are hereby ordered to report to the home office and turn in your geek card.

  16. Re:A simple question on As Seas Rise, Maldives Seek To Buy a New Homeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This notion that humans are responsible for screwing everything about is about as arrogant, in my mind, as the belief people once had that humanity was at the center of the universe.

    Arrogant? Why? We have the ability to wipe most human life off the planet in about an hour using nuclear weapons. Why is it arrogance to think we could do it in 50 years by other means?

  17. Re:And the reward for most useless researcher goes on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    ...can anyone explain a possible application for this research...

    Yes. It's actually a study in the annoyance level of useless research studies. You'll be receiving your cohort survey shortly.

  18. Re:What if a whole line tried cutting? on How To Cut In Line and Not Get Caught · · Score: 1

    Didn't we just do that on Nov 4th?

  19. Re:Most likely... on UK Outlines Plan For Internet Black Boxes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the latency's a bitch.

  20. Re:.gov? on Obama Launches Change.gov · · Score: 1

    Obama, like every president elect, now has offices in the General Services Administration.

    So, yeah, that's a part of the government.

  21. Re:Bill Joy's terrorist connection on Bill Joy For New National CTO Post? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, you've not paid attention the last few years.

    Clearly you have no hope for the next few.

  22. Re:For those that don't get the joke on Michael Crichton Dead At 66 · · Score: 1

    Because a tornado killed her father!

    Hello!

    My name is Jo Harding.

    You kill my father!

    Prepare to...to...dissapate via mesocyclone weakness!

  23. Re:I don't think there's consensus on Michael Crichton Dead At 66 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I have to admit that.

  24. I don't think there's consensus on Michael Crichton Dead At 66 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really don't think there's consensus on whether he's actually dead or not.

    Further study is required.

  25. Re:OK so what does Change really mean? on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    You said it, not me.