You know, it's been a long time since I've had a day this good on/.
Hat trick (still a possible golden sombrero and, dare I say it, purple fez), couple of second posts, a couple legitimate posts.
I dunno, maybe it's the weather, maybe I'm just really bored. Good day.
I kinda want to get another FP, just to throw some shouts out to the good trolls. Like it or not, rob, the trolls are forming a sub culture in your sub culture. We are an important element in the slashdot community, and we will not be silenced.
"You stupid little monkey" you, the straight, are thinking, "you're just fucking up this site." I beg to differ. Trolls add an element of humour to this site that would otherwise be missing. I rarely laugh at anything marked +5 funny, but at least once a day a troll will make me chuckle. Trolls are why I come here.
So, rob, next time you're conjuring up an anti troll feature, remember who we are.
Congats on the FP, but why did you waste it with canned text?
The best FP's are hand made, on the fly. You've got ~20 seconds to think of something stupid. Your stupid heart races stupidly. Submit too soon and you've blown it, wait too long and you've blown it. It's an art form.
What I'd like to see is a nice side by side comparison : Alan Thick vs. Stephen King : who died more? I'm pretty sure Thicke has a lock on 2002 so far, but King absolutely owned 2001.
My theory is that Thicke, seeing how death had increased King's popularity, decided to revive his career.
While I'm sure this would be easy if one had a way to directly query/.'s database, they're a bunch of tight asses with no sense of humor whatsoever, so it probably won't happen.
SELECT COUNT(cid) from comments
WHERE MATCH comment_text AGAINST ('Stephen King')
In other news, I'm having a delightful lunch today. It's a little eggplant parm number I put together last night. Slice of eggplant (grilled), homemade tomato sauce, fresh parm (the real stuff, not that Kraft junk) and mozerella on a roll. Pop it in the oven until the cheese is nice and melty. Serve with arugala salad, if available.
Think I might flag down the helado cart that cruises my street for dessert. They've got those frozen mango juice type things.
Quite a bit, actually. My harem of professional ball players is very profitable. You'd be surprised what someone would pay for a hummer from an all star player such as Mr Rodriguez.
As I was typing this, I missed my chance at a hat trick. Would have been three in a row. I could have been great.
Very well. I would like to license it for one more use, as I am attempting a hat trick today. I am willing to trade blowjobs and/or hot grits for the right to fp.
Please note that blowjobs will be fulfilled by none other than kc royal's pitcher Roberto Hernandez, who asks that you not ejaculate into his moustache.
am I seriously supposed to tell my mp3 player "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld (Loving U) " or "the little sandwich that got a guilt complex because he was the sole survivor of a horrible bus crash" or "Oce 9504"?
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You know, it's been a long time since I've had a day this good on
Hat trick (still a possible golden sombrero and, dare I say it, purple fez), couple of second posts, a couple legitimate posts.
I dunno, maybe it's the weather, maybe I'm just really bored. Good day.
I kinda want to get another FP, just to throw some shouts out to the good trolls. Like it or not, rob, the trolls are forming a sub culture in your sub culture. We are an important element in the slashdot community, and we will not be silenced.
"You stupid little monkey" you, the straight, are thinking, "you're just fucking up this site." I beg to differ. Trolls add an element of humour to this site that would otherwise be missing. I rarely laugh at anything marked +5 funny, but at least once a day a troll will make me chuckle. Trolls are why I come here.
So, rob, next time you're conjuring up an anti troll feature, remember who we are.
Congats on the FP, but why did you waste it with canned text?
The best FP's are hand made, on the fly. You've got ~20 seconds to think of something stupid. Your stupid heart races stupidly. Submit too soon and you've blown it, wait too long and you've blown it. It's an art form.
jesus still loves you, though.
golden sombrero?
possibly maybe
thanks a bunch, man.
So now do I keep going, to keep the ac's off #1, or do I relax and let someone else bask in the glory?
I think you should go for the hat, neal. It is your destiny.
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What I'd like to see is a nice side by side comparison : Alan Thick vs. Stephen King : who died more? I'm pretty sure Thicke has a lock on 2002 so far, but King absolutely owned 2001.
/.'s database, they're a bunch of tight asses with no sense of humor whatsoever, so it probably won't happen.
My theory is that Thicke, seeing how death had increased King's popularity, decided to revive his career.
While I'm sure this would be easy if one had a way to directly query
SELECT COUNT(cid) from comments
WHERE MATCH comment_text AGAINST ('Stephen King')
or whatever.
There it is, ladies and gents. Proof that logged in fucknuts are superior to ACs.
I'd like to thank the academy, and neal n bob and lunchlady for moral support, and jesus, without whom none of this would have been possible.
You've all been just super.
Hey, turns out studios don't like PVRs. Color me shocked.
to wear
hat hat
please?
fuck off, ac
log in, b1tch. The hat will be mine.
In other news, I'm having a delightful lunch today. It's a little eggplant parm number I put together last night. Slice of eggplant (grilled), homemade tomato sauce, fresh parm (the real stuff, not that Kraft junk) and mozerella on a roll. Pop it in the oven until the cheese is nice and melty. Serve with arugala salad, if available.
Think I might flag down the helado cart that cruises my street for dessert. They've got those frozen mango juice type things.
Fucking AC. Lick my smelly asshole.
Jesus needs a hat, god damnit.
please please please
gimme that hat.
hat hat hat hat hat hat
Quite a bit, actually. My harem of professional ball players is very profitable. You'd be surprised what someone would pay for a hummer from an all star player such as Mr Rodriguez.
As I was typing this, I missed my chance at a hat trick. Would have been three in a row. I could have been great.
you rotten swine.
damnit
i must have the hattrick
I can only assume so. I'm waiting to hear back from Mr. Hernandez. Last time I called him he said "mmmmph mmmph mmmmmmmph" and hung up.
Very well. I would like to license it for one more use, as I am attempting a hat trick today. I am willing to trade blowjobs and/or hot grits for the right to fp.
Please note that blowjobs will be fulfilled by none other than kc royal's pitcher Roberto Hernandez, who asks that you not ejaculate into his moustache.
Sometimes a cigar is just a penis. I mean cigar.
Prolly not, I just had one.
I love you.
All the time.
Well, at least for 20 seconds.
awww, denied. Thank you for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.
Sometimes a cigar is just a penis. I mean cigar.
like a bowl of captain crunch. munch it all.
all.
it.
munch.
or really long
am I seriously supposed to tell my mp3 player "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld (Loving U) " or "the little sandwich that got a guilt complex because he was the sole survivor of a horrible bus crash" or "Oce 9504"?
sometimes a cigar is just a penis^H^H^H^H^Hcigar
and that's still funny the 10th time I read it.
look it up, mods.
that's right. all of it. then you can get a tshirt that says "i can't believe i ate the whole thing"
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+5 Informative! Thank you for that enlightening look at history. Pardon any ypos in this post, I am staring at an olympic skater's ass while typing.
and of course there's always blinkenlights.com
and the jargon file's entry
look at me, I'm +5 Informative!
You seem to get raped a lot, and I haven't had much sex lately. Got any tips for someone who's looking to become a rape victim?
same here
and i've got no pot
at least there's a flyers game on.
who holds 4 out of the top 5 here
I know this isn't a katz article or anything, just found it amusing.