User: SweetAndSourJesus

Get Your Snack On

On: What is .NET?

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what I have yet to see...

On: What is .NET?

I'm a FreeBSD guy. I've yet to see anything regarding how this is going to affect me. Naturally, I'm not going to get any of the .NT err .NET goodness, but MS doesn't seem to be shipping any of their marketing jazz my way.

Does anyone have any links to info regarding .NET's impact on the un*x world?

Also, are they really going to call everything *.NET? It just seems so...what's the word I'm looking for...well, inane.

oh damn

On: What is .NET?

just when i was starting to behave

Re:Karma Suicide!!!

On: What if Harry Potter 5 Was an E-Book?

So you're just going to be a cock about it?

I'm a part time troll myself, but that's really fucking annoying, man. Nobody cares about your stupid little campaign. Can't you at least come up with a good ______ dead at __ story?

Re:Karma Suicide!!!

On: What if Harry Potter 5 Was an E-Book?

Uhmmmm. See where is says [Create a new account] ?

Works like a charm.

Re:Harry isn't all that origional

On: What if Harry Potter 5 Was an E-Book?

Stephen King did have an ebook, "Riding the Bullet".

It got cracked and pirated, though. Turns out the security wasn't all that hot.

He may or may not be dead, also. I'm sure the trolls know.

Re:I dunno ...

On: SourceForge Terms of Service Change, Users Unhappy

I imagine it gives them some wiggle room if they ever end up in court. They can make any issue into one of interpretation.

Thank god we have lawyers to protect us from lawyers.

it's probably very well written

On: States Demand Windows Source Code

It's loads of fun to sit and think what terrible code microsoft must write, but you've got to be realistic. They are the largest software producer in the world. They hire smart programmers (bad designers, yes, but it's not like they have a bunch of skript kidz churning out SQL Server.) They have managers to make sure that the code is written properly. I'm not endorsing the end product or anything, but the code has got to look pretty good.

Now mod me down.

nuts to this

On: Surveillance in Washington DC And At Bookstores

I just ordered my copies of "The Seven Secrets of Highly Effective International Terrorist Networks", "Chicken Soup for the International Terrorist" and "What Color is Your International Terrorist Parachute."

Do you think this will be a problem?

Re:Karma Suicide!!

On: Star Wars: Galaxies Preview

Whoa, really?

Mrs. C. sits on it? Go Tom Bosley!

I got up to -4 karma today, trying to get back down to my comfy -7. Ahhh, -7, where you're untouchable.

Re:All *at* *at* 500 grams total...

On: Hitachi's Wearable Internet Appliance

Some people use @ to mean 'approximately'. Sane people use ~. Intel chip designers use =.

Re:Hehe

On: Hitachi's Wearable Internet Appliance

You're aware that most CE machines run RISC chips, right? You're also aware that the RISC architecture isn't Apple-specific technology, right?

Re:FoTR = Fellowship of The Ring

On: 13 Nominations to Rule Them All

+5 Informative! I'll bet nobody knew that before you pointed it out!

Re:Am I first ?

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

wait....female whore? male whore who is for some reason missing his dick?

i just want to be clear on this

and it was s-mart, btw. like k-mart. you don't go to the kmart, do you?

Re:::Cue::Cat (or however you spell it)

On: Slashback: Playstation, CueCat, Games

Fair enough. Pardon my suspicion, it just seemed an unlikely story.

Re:Am I first ?

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

You are, for I am too exhausted from my 4. Read em and weep, ladies and gents:

• one
• two
• three
• four

and so I pass the torch onto you. I wish you luck and speed, my good troll. i'm not normally one to brag or anything, but i worked really hard for this.

Re:::Cue::Cat (or however you spell it)

On: Slashback: Playstation, CueCat, Games

each store would be charged $0.05 for each Cat remaining in the store past X date

Wait a minute. You couldn't toss them in the dumpster? You were working for r.s., but now you're not, but you still worry that your boss (who doesn't know what slashdot is) is going to track this post down? Exactly what kind of trouble is it you fear? Is your boss going to file a suit becuase you revealed their secret cuecat dumping agenda?

You used your real name when you registered here? Are you dense, man?

This sure sounds like a load of shit to me.

Re:sombrero?

On: Slashback: Playstation, CueCat, Games

I think I'm done. 4 FPs today. I can't realistically hope to beat that.

You guys are the greatest. Really.

sombrero?

On: Slashback: Playstation, CueCat, Games

cha cha cha!

shouts to the trolls

i love you all

Re:So what took them so long?

On: Linux on the iMac G4

Sweet christ, they actually did moderate it as funny.

(Note: This is an insightful comment. Please moderate as "Insightful".)

Re:cool

On: Linux on the iMac G4

See, I don't understand people like you. You're not trolling, you're not contributing. What the fuck is the point of you posting?

way cool!!!? No shit, dickhole. Of course it's cool. Glad you realize something that everyone else does. Please fuck off.

Re:what's the point of this?

On: Linux on the iMac G4

It's the "linux everywhere" attitude. People want linux based handhelds, depsite the existence of superior portable operating systems.

It might have made (a little) sense back in the 9 days, but OS X really does make it pointless.

Re:Windows on Linux, not mac.

On: Linux on the iMac G4

Congrats, man. That was indeed an excellent FP. I think I've hit my peak with the hat trick.

Had some arse in my office jabbering at me, totally threw off my concentration.

Re:Is this a first post?

On: Linux on the iMac G4

Sorry, man. Better luck next time. I blew mine. Hit submit at 19 seconds. 19 seconds! Curses!

i like macs

On: Linux on the iMac G4

and hats

and i love you