So, since Bob Cringely seems to be/.'s new fascination, what's the troll consensus on him? Top or bottom? Think he spouts insightful things while he's getting the old in-out, in-out?
Also, wouldn't any self respecting geek have found this article anyway?
Also, shouldn't users get to mod articles, since this is such utter shite?
Also, what should i have for lunch today? I'm thinking veggie burger and fries, but that always makes me loagy. I don't eat meat.
freq's right. they make very fun happy electronic music. If you want to check them out, start with Iaora Tahiti or Autoditacker, both fine albums.
Oh, and I love that I got modded down for bringing up something that interests others. Offtopic? Yes. Interesting? I'm not the only one who thinks so. Mods may commence sucking my ass.
Looks like Rob has a thing for bots lately. Understandable, I have those kind of days.
Any modular robot that doesn't have a gauss cannon module just isn't worth my time, but it would be great if we could go down to fry's, pick up autonomous components, and launch full scale (or at least 1:10 scale) attacks on our neighborhoods.
I tried it with my mindstorms, but they're pretty easy to defeat.
Finer words have never been spoken. Or typed, as the case may be. But I digress.
Wouldn't it be fantastic to see officials who were elected because they were truly the best person for the job? Under the current system, the candidate who meets the needs of corporate america stands the best chance, while one who meets the needs of the people stands the worst.
Choosing between two people who were bred to be corporate puppets just seems silly.
Anyone who has to resort to Clinton bashing to make his point probably doesn't have a very good one.
Well, I came in to work this morning and headed for the john to do some thinking. I had to drop off last night's enchilada special.
I brought the laptop with me (802.11b rocks), and was doing the morning routine. I headed over here, because a good troll is a good way to start the day. I started writing a particularly eloquent troll, and was about to hit submit when I realized how completely lame this is.
What's the point? Trolling has become fairly routine these days. Alan Thicke is indeed dead, these pages are plenty wide, and we can all suck eachother's cocks. It's all been done. I'm not going to come here and paste tired jokes into textboxes.
Note that this is also sort of a challenge to the other trolls. Find new directions, new ways to make people mad. Bring back the creativity and sense of humor that slashdot trolling once had.
Don't worry, though, I'm not going straight, either. Even worse than trolling on slashdot is posting legitimate comments. That's just sad.
jesus loves you, and your brother. all night long.
can't have everything. or you can, but then it gets taken away. or you can, and you can keep it, but then something bad happens. or sometimes you just plain can.
I went to a restaurant where hot grits were on the menu. I almost fell out of my chair. Then again, I was really fucked up, so I would have almost fallen out of my chair anyway, but the hot grits weren't helping.
I also once spotted chocolate thunder cake on a menu. My waitress didn't get the joke, so I just sat there looking like an ass. Then again, I always end up looking like an ass, but the chocolate thunder wasn't helping.
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power to the jesus trolls.
doo da doo dee dum dum dum
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So, since Bob Cringely seems to be /.'s new fascination, what's the troll consensus on him? Top or bottom? Think he spouts insightful things while he's getting the old in-out, in-out?
Also, wouldn't any self respecting geek have found this article anyway?
Also, shouldn't users get to mod articles, since this is such utter shite?
Also, what should i have for lunch today? I'm thinking veggie burger and fries, but that always makes me loagy. I don't eat meat.
you mean like here?
here or perhaps
here maybe even
here if you're feeling kinky
here
and of course, here
go man go
i salute you, and your pants.
freq's right. they make very fun happy electronic music. If you want to check them out, start with Iaora Tahiti or Autoditacker, both fine albums.
Oh, and I love that I got modded down for bringing up something that interests others. Offtopic? Yes. Interesting? I'm not the only one who thinks so. Mods may commence sucking my ass.
There's nothing so wonderful as combining sex and video games into one activity.
If you find a man (or woman) who will let you get away with that, you've got it made.
If I had to pick one, it'd be video games. Consoles don't bug the shit out of you the next day, and they don't mind if you play other consoles.
robots for robots, stuff that robots?
Looks like Rob has a thing for bots lately. Understandable, I have those kind of days.
Any modular robot that doesn't have a gauss cannon module just isn't worth my time, but it would be great if we could go down to fry's, pick up autonomous components, and launch full scale (or at least 1:10 scale) attacks on our neighborhoods.
I tried it with my mindstorms, but they're pretty easy to defeat.
Mouse on Mars - Saturday Night Worldcup Fieber
<instrumental>
thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week.
Finer words have never been spoken. Or typed, as the case may be. But I digress.
Wouldn't it be fantastic to see officials who were elected because they were truly the best person for the job? Under the current system, the candidate who meets the needs of corporate america stands the best chance, while one who meets the needs of the people stands the worst.
Choosing between two people who were bred to be corporate puppets just seems silly.
Anyone who has to resort to Clinton bashing to make his point probably doesn't have a very good one.
"Why should our government always be on the side of the big business?"
because big business owns your government.
postum firstum?
private fanny?
peculiar farce?
penniless fool?
prancing fag?
prist fort?
...and jesus rescued the hookers, who were most grateful and rewarded him with their sweet poon tang, all for free...
Fucking idiot mods. That's clearly offtopic, not a troll. A simple lesson:
Linux suxors!<-- trollMy nuts itch!<-- offtopic
Microsoft suxors!<-- insightful
jesus is back, for a limited time only
Well, I came in to work this morning and headed for the john to do some thinking. I had to drop off last night's enchilada special.
I brought the laptop with me (802.11b rocks), and was doing the morning routine. I headed over here, because a good troll is a good way to start the day. I started writing a particularly eloquent troll, and was about to hit submit when I realized how completely lame this is.
What's the point? Trolling has become fairly routine these days. Alan Thicke is indeed dead, these pages are plenty wide, and we can all suck eachother's cocks. It's all been done. I'm not going to come here and paste tired jokes into textboxes.
Note that this is also sort of a challenge to the other trolls. Find new directions, new ways to make people mad. Bring back the creativity and sense of humor that slashdot trolling once had.
Don't worry, though, I'm not going straight, either. Even worse than trolling on slashdot is posting legitimate comments. That's just sad.
jesus loves you, and your brother. all night long.
I can't read that much and post something on topic, either.
I would like to take a moment to announce my retirement from the trolling scene. I had a short, fun run, but have become bored with it.
Thank you all for your time and bandwidth.
jesus loves you, baby
* 2002-02-06 14:04:45 Suck it, you rotten swine (hot meat,pork) (rejected)
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fascinating. I can only imagine what kind of fun gay.jpg is.
He must have died while carving it.
Oh, come on!
Well, that's what it says.
Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaaaaggh'. He'd just say it!
Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
Perhaps he was dictating.
There needs to be a poll.
Bottom?
Top?
Non-participant?
Fluffer?
I'm a bottom man. Don't get me wrong, I love hopping on top, but there's nothing quite like a good shagging.
yes, but you're a cock.
can't have everything. or you can, but then it gets taken away. or you can, and you can keep it, but then something bad happens. or sometimes you just plain can.
I went to a restaurant where hot grits were on the menu. I almost fell out of my chair. Then again, I was really fucked up, so I would have almost fallen out of my chair anyway, but the hot grits weren't helping.
I also once spotted chocolate thunder cake on a menu. My waitress didn't get the joke, so I just sat there looking like an ass. Then again, I always end up looking like an ass, but the chocolate thunder wasn't helping.
Very informative and thorough guide.
Stuff that matters indeed!
To bad I'm a fag. Guess I'll just pass it on.
"Perl is extremely useful"??? How wonderfully insightful! Mod parent up!
agreed. I just had a lovely eggplant sandwich, and am feeling quite satisfied.
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jesus loves you till the morning light, baby
Ah, but the AC problem.
Damn the AC! Damn him to hell or New Jersey!
Does anyone else find it amusing how the trolls have factioned?
The wideners vs. those who until recently enjoyed widening.
jesus love you, baby. jesus love you long time