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  1. Open Source Misconceptions on How NASA Colorizes Hubble Images · · Score: -1
    OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller

    Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

    Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

    Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

    Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

    Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

    Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

    Myth: Open Source is democratic.

    Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

    Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

    Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

    Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

    Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    ____________________

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  2. Open Source Misconceptions on Homebrewed LCD Projectors · · Score: -1
    OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller

    Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

    Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

    Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

    Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

    Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

    Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

    Myth: Open Source is democratic.

    Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

    Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

    Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

    Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

    Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    ____________________

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  3. Re:Only promise that it does what the source says on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    0. Too lazy to re-login.
    1. Don't care.
    2. It's Slashdot, why should I care?
    3. Some moderator might find it anyway. Trolls have mod points.
    4. Don't care.
    5. I thought it was trollish anyway.
    6. Don't care.
    7. Still don't care. Goto #0.

  4. p=mv and all that on Computers and Cars: A Maddening Experience? · · Score: -1

    "its sheer size will trump any SUV on the road today."

    It may be bigger, but with a top speed is 2 km/h, good luck...

  5. Wawa on Computers and Cars: A Maddening Experience? · · Score: -1

    Sounds like a nice, professional business. I definitely trust them with my Credit Card (00124564987012, BTW).

  6. Re:Delay the auction? on Baikonur Cosmodrome Roof Collapses · · Score: -1

    If that's true, why do we haev so many spelign erors here? I'll tell you why. Our editors are too busy wanking to CowBoiKneel porn, that's why.

  7. Re:Things I'll do Ten Years from now on Using the USPTO Against Itself · · Score: -1

    Things Slashdot will do six months from now:
    1. Shut down because no one clicked their ads.
    2. Sell all our email addresses to the highest bidder.
    3. Be completely forgotten about.

  8. Re:Only promise that it does what the source says on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    So by your definition, every off-by-one error, every memory leak, every buffer overflow, is in fact, not a bug, but a well-documented feature.

    /* Yep, it's supposed to segfault here. Not a bug! */
    for (i = 0; i <= BUFSIZ; ++i) { ... };

    /* No, we didn't mean to free() this. Honest! */
    p = malloc(1024 * PATH_MAX);

    ...

  9. Re:Things To Do Today on Using the USPTO Against Itself · · Score: -1

    Things I did yesterday:
    1. Started Open Source Company

    Things I keep meaning to do but keep putting off:
    2. Figure out how to earn a profit

  10. Open Source Misconceptions on Using the USPTO Against Itself · · Score: -1
    OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller

    Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

    Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

    Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

    Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

    Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

    Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

    Myth: Open Source is democratic.

    Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

    Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

    Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

    Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

    Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    ____________________

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  11. Re:Delay the auction? on Baikonur Cosmodrome Roof Collapses · · Score: -1

    You're absolutely right. As an Editor, it's not Timothy's job to edit submissions. As an Editor, it's his job to moderate down posts that disagree with him, and bitchslap the users that make those posts. It's also his job to ban trolls, ban entire IPs and subnets, and wank off to pictures of CowBoiKneel eating a 36" pizza.

    What made anyone think an Editor was supposed to -- God forbid -- edit things?

  12. Oops: Blame Open Source!! on Baikonur Cosmodrome Roof Collapses · · Score: -1
    OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller

    Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

    Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

    Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

    Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

    Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

    Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

    Myth: Open Source is democratic.

    Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

    Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

    Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

    Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

    Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    ____________________

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  13. Re:market forces change not laws on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    "If companies/people put out bad code with lots of bugs, people will just stop using them and look for better solutions."

    The fact that millions of people have been buying bug-ridden software from companies like Microsoft for about twenty years, and show no sign of stopping, not only punches a few holes in your "market forces" theory, but beats the shit out of the theory and leaves it to die alone in the street.

  14. Re:Lemon Laws would kill software on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    "Lemon Laws would kill software"

    So in other words, your industry is so blazingly incompetent that it literally could not survive if asked to take responsibility for its own products.

  15. Re:Lemon Laws == no more computer industry on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    "Lemon Laws == no more computer industry"

    So in other words, your industry is so blazingly incompetent that it literally could not survive if asked to take responsibility for its own products.

  16. Re:The law only needs some refinement, but it's go on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    "Free Software" isn't free of charge. You've heard of RedHat, perhaps?

  17. Re:Wouldn't Affect Free/Open Source Software on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1
    OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller

    Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

    Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

    Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

    Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

    Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

    Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

    Myth: Open Source is democratic.

    Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

    Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

    Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

    Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

    Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

    Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

    * * * * * UPDATE * * * * *

    ____________________

    © 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  18. Hah! on Free Software at Risk Under Lemon law · · Score: -1

    To all you people saying, "If we had a Lemon Law, it would be the end of the software industry," think of what this is actually SAYING about your industry. "We couldn't exist if we're expected to take responsibiility for the blazingly incompetent code we write. We're THAT BAD at what we do."

  19. Re:Copyright on Gilmore On Hardware-Restricted Content · · Score: -1

    Maybe he shouldn't be trying to make money off of selling a piece of information. I'm going to go collect some air now and try and sell it. Then I'll get all pissy and indignant that people are breathing OTHER air that THEY DIDN'T GET FROM ME and say they're robbing me of my livelihood!!

  20. Re:Seems harmless, maybe even proper on RoadRunner Co-Opting "Organization" Headers · · Score: -1

    No, that's what Message-ID, NNTP-Posting-Host and X-Trace do. These lines contain server names, posting times, and other tracking information. "message-2309754340@nntp-2349.aol.com" is a much better tracking tool than "AOL, Inc." don't you think?

    Actually, by doing this, they're also sort of assuming responsibility for the post in question. The Organization line is traditionally user-set, just like From. From now on, I'll be using one of RR's servers to post all my bestiality/lolita porn spam!

  21. Re:"Ownership" of goods on UK Home Office plan: ID Chips in Everything · · Score: -1

    Not true. Everything is still owned. But not by any of us proles. They get to keep ownership of everything forever.

  22. Re:A Very Powerful Tool on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    I must sleep now. All that wanking off in the closet watching my eight-year-old sister sleep has left me exhausted.

  23. I send you this post in order to have your advice! on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    That didn't make half as much sense as you probably thought it did.

  24. Re:I SHED A TEAR FOR... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    The fight's not over yet. The fight is never over! Tomorrow there'll be a new story to attack!

  25. Re:Thank You, Thank You, I'll be here all week... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1
    Dunno. Pull out one of your other accounts. I have two or three I can use. Like I said, I'll be here all night... ;) Here's something to tide you over until you figure out if you can post some more with "on by:"
    BRUTAL TORTURE PORN!!!!!