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Computers and Cars: A Maddening Experience?

Johnny writes "The nytimes has a review of the new BMW 745i iDrive system. The iDrive system combines some 270 functions, some accessable by voice, into one tactile feedback joystick mouse thingy. While maybe easier for computer junkies, the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening, especially at first' and wonders out loud what a car from Microsoft might be like, citing that the 745i offers a clue. Without a key, a floor shifter or really any buttons, this might be the future for cars, are the masses ready to wrestle with computers just to go to Wawa for milk?"

451 comments

  1. holy... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening, especially at first' and wonders out loud what a car from Microsoft might be like...
    Well, the car would require you to entre a product code every time you placed your key into a key hole, let that be the ignition or the car door. The thing would BSOD if you pressed on the brake too hard...

    I think you get my drift. Driving a Microsoft car would be annoying and at the same time, dangerous.
    1. Re:holy... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Well, the car would require you to entre a product code every time you placed your key into a key hole, let that be the ignition or the car door. The thing would BSOD if you pressed on the brake too hard...

      No, it wouldn't be that bad. They'd only make you click yes on the EULA every time you start the ignition. The car wouldn't start otherwise.

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    2. Re:holy... by Servo5678 · · Score: 2
      Dear Customer,

      We regret to announce that Microsoft Brakes 1.0 has a minor flaw which, under certain circumstances, will cause the car to accelerate instead of slow down. We advise all users to install the Brakes 1.1 patch to remedy this situation.

      Thank you for using Microsoft Brakes!

    3. Re:holy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break it to you, but iDrive is from Microsoft. It's a custom version of WinCE.

    4. Re:holy... by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 1

      Gives Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) a whole new meaning doesnt it.

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    5. Re:holy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the love of Christ this is terribly old, cliche, hackneyed and just plain unfunny humor. Don't moderate up this kind of tripe.

    6. Re:holy... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      don't forget about calling for a new registration code when you changed your oil.

    7. Re:holy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the problem, they have a patch and told you to install it. If you don't thats your problem.

      never the less the MS stuff isn't controling such systems.

    8. Re:holy... by SirKron · · Score: 1

      No, that is not right. Your patches will download nightly by bluetooth and in the morning you will be presented with:

      "There are critical updates available, would you like to install them now?"

      You would answer yes, reboot the car, and then be stuck in the garage when the update fails...

    9. Re:holy... by hype7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The NY Times aren't the only ones scathing of the 7-series.

      http://www.drive.com.au/news/article.asp?article =h ttp://drive.fairfax.com.au/content-new/news/genera l/2002/05/10/FFXYKQ1Y01D.html

      Almost everyone that used the car had problems with it - most people couldn't even work out how to start it.

      Oh, and BTW, MS did design the interface. iDrive is by Microsoft IIRC. I think that somebody should get Apple on interface design for cars - then it would be truly easy to use.

      -- james

    10. Re:holy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The drivers seat will be blue...

    11. Re:holy... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Microsoft, you'd have to click yes on the EULA every time you start the ignition

      ...and if RealPlayer wrote it, the car would install itself in your drive without having to buy it, start following you each time you walk out of the house, and you'd have to paint your bike grey before it would stop.

    12. Re:holy... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Foster's essay on UICTA and firestone tyres

    13. Re:holy... by blankmange · · Score: 2

      don't forget it would take you to the same location everyday for it's first trip of the day.....

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  2. Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Byteme · · Score: 5, Funny

    At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon." Recently,General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement, "yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single "general car fault" lights. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

    1. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by wljones · · Score: 2

      I once stated that an M$ car would stop three times on the way to work and run out of gas in the parking lot. I am indebted to James for pointing out that any attempt to run errands or stop for a cool one would result in a blank windshield. The problem would be fixed in the next model release of the Vaporware Irrelevant, arriving about two years after the promised date.

    2. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      The really ironic thing about this old joke, is that the Microsoft comment can only really be applied to the hardware side of the computer industry.

      You could also say that if Microsoft had developed at the same pace as the hardware industry, then WindowsXP would be written in 10 lines of code.

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    3. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      actually i think the automobile induustry did advance at the same rate. it just reached the end of its rapid development and expansion and is now in the slower phase in which all the easy breakthroughs are done. computers are still in that rapid development
      some day (i suspect around the time quantum computers are used everyday) we will realize technological leaps in computing are slowed down greatly.

    4. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by theCoder · · Score: 1

      ... and would only cost $3

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    5. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.satirewire.com/briefs/bmw.shtml

    6. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon... "

      and be 3 inches long.

    7. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 GOTO 20
      20 GOTO 30
      40 GOTO 40
      23 GOTO HELL
      BLUESCREEN.DLL

    8. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by JAVAC+THE+GREAT · · Score: 2
      Three engineers are in a car driving down the freeway. Suddenly the engine stalls out and the driver pulls the car over. The engineers all scratch their heads wondering what could be wrong.

      The chemical engineer says, "perhaps the fuel is the wrong type or the oil has broken down."

      The electrical engineer says, "maybe there is faulty wiring or a sensor is bad."

      The software engineer has a practical solution: "close all the windows, get out, get back in, and restart the car."

    9. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      by "recently" you presumably mean "five years ago". for fucks sake...

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    10. Re:Don't we all know the Microsoft car? by WinDoze · · Score: 2

      WindowsXP would be written in 10 lines of code

      Sounds like APL. God I hate that language.

  3. for those not from the mid-atlantic by jeffy124 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a WaWa is basically a 7-11 in the mid-atlantic states, and they seem to be everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE). Some jokes regarding this include "You're from South Jersey if .... you know what a WaWa is, and can name the locations of about 10 of them," "You can give directions by where the WaWas are"

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    1. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wawa is a city in ontario, canada.. a 3 hour drive from the border crossing at sault ste marie, michigan

      the mascot of the city is a canadian goose, you know, like the one on the wawa store logo

    2. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      there's also a Wawa in Pennsylvania, which is where (i think) the chain is HQ'd

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    3. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by lkaos · · Score: 2

      You're from South Jersey if .... you know what a WaWa is, and can name the locations of about 10 of them

      The sad thing is I actually sat and thought about it and I can name the locations of 10 wawas... The newer ones have gas stations and all too.

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    4. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

      Wawa dairy in Wawa Pennsylvania is where the name comes from. It comes from an indian word for Grouse, co-incedinataly "wawa". If you've been to one, you'll see the flying bird in the logo.
      Wawas rock. But to anyone outside PA/NJ/DE they think you have lost your mind.
      Nothing like getting a Wawa Roast Beef hoagie at 3am.

    5. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      Here in eastern PA I can probably think of 10 Wawas, of those there are only one or two that DON'T have gas stations...usually they've got pretty good gas prices, too...

    6. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fish? I'm ground based, myself. Does it get lonely in the middle of the Atlantic?

    7. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And NE PA

    8. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've put one up near my parent's house, which is 30 minutes south of DC!

      --jb@deadinternet.org

    9. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by sammy+baby · · Score: 2

      As much as it's a joke about South Jersey, Wawa is actually a Southeastern Pennsylvania phenomenon. The corporate headquarters is located in Wawa Pennsylvania (near Media, if that helps any), site of the original Wawa dairy farms.

      Believe me when I tell you that there are an assload of Wawas in my neck of the woods. In my twenty-minute commute to work, I pass three of them, and there are two additional ones in easy driving range from my office.

      Tack on to your list of "you know you're in [insert Wawa area name here]" quips: "...when you say to your friend, "let's go pick up a couple of shorties," and he knows you're not talking about children or skateboards."

    10. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by foote · · Score: 1

      The good thing about Wawa is that their ATM machines (imagine a Beowulf cluster of them) don't charge a fee, no matter what bank you use. At least they don't in Philadelphia. And as my bank does not charge a fee for using Wawa ATMs, they function for me as convenient and plentiful ATM lobbies, which happen to have decent coffee. Not a bad deal. The parking lot of the one off of 34th and Market, up in University City, is the hangout of some rather aggressive panhandlers.

      I know Slashdot is news for nerds, but nerds like free ATMs, too. And they're also frequently approached by aggressive panhandlers after class.

    11. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      a WaWa is basically a 7-11 in the mid-atlantic states, and they seem to be everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE).
      Funny. Up here, a "wawa" is a jitney...
    12. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Funny, I didn't know we had cities in the Ocean now. =)

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    13. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by prizog · · Score: 1

      "But to anyone outside PA/NJ/DE they think you have lost your mind."

      When I first moved to Oregon, I was going to the 7-11 with some friends, and realized I didn't have any money. Without thinking, I said, "But that's OK, because there's a MAC machine in the Wawa!" My friends looked at me really, really funny. (for those not from that same area, a MAC (Money Access Center?) is an ATM. It's actually some brand-name, I think.

    14. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wawas do rock. They are definitely the best convenient store there is.

      BTW, they are also slowly spreading into MD & VA.

    15. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I thought it was that lady from 20/20.

    16. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      wait a sec, I go to Drexel. I think you meant the 7-11 at 34th & Lancaster, but that ATM charges like $2, and there's a different bum each week. Is there a Wawa I dont know about at 34th & Market? Or did you mean 36th & Chestnut? Where's there's also a different bum each week.

      For me, First Union charges a buck at any non-FU ATM. Thankfully, they have some ATMs at 30th St Station.

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    17. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Uart · · Score: 1

      last summer Wawa had rediculously low gas prices, I was getting Premium for the same price as some other stations were selling regular.

      I live in Monmouth County, NJ, and I honestly can only think of about 5 wawa locations, but maybe I'm not trying hard enough

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    18. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please... if you's guys are from Philly then you have to refer to them by their proper name...MAC machines!!! Nobody in Philly uses ATMs, they use MAC machines!

    19. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Windcatcher · · Score: 1
      When you were low on cash, did they look at you funny when you said you had to "tap MAC"?

      WC

      - Yes, we here in PA are weird...what of it? :)

    20. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ossama should have bombed Disneyland, Hollywood and Redmond.

      Thats terrorist-talk, son.
      You'd bess keep y'all mouth shut.

    21. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by prizog · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's an idiom I never used, although I've certainly heard it. I wonder if it's specific to some age group (I'm 21), or region (I'm from the western suburbs of Phila). I dropped MAC and Wawa within a semester, and picked up "spendy", which I still use even though I haven't lived in Oregon for a few years. I never used pop instead of soda, although I think that people who move out of the south stop using coke generically pretty quickly (because there's ambiguity). I live in Boston now, but I don't use "wicked", although I do remember picking it up for a while when I went to summer camp up here many years ago. Language is funny.

    22. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm... Wawa... -drool-

    23. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by SteveM · · Score: 2

      As much as it's a joke about South Jersey, Wawa is actually a Southeastern Pennsylvania phenomenon.

      From the Wawa site you were kind enough to link to (from the 'history' link on the main page):

      Our Rich History 1800s The Company was founded in 1803 in New Jersey, ...

      Although at first they were a textile manufacturing company, only later getting into the dairy business.

      Steve M

    24. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by crzdcowboy · · Score: 1

      (from central jersey):
      wawas rule! and the one thing that everyone keeps missing is the following:
      wawa has the country's favorite coffee! it says so right on the cups! and if you havent had it, you are missing some damn fine coffee. (pronounced "caw-fee", btw).

      also, having spent the last 4 years in penn state, i'm also familiar to sheetzes. and they are *definately* inferior to a wawa. no free atms (pronounced "atoms"), and the gas is more expensive. the inside is not as clean, and the sheetz has nowhere near the selection inside. also, no good coffee!

      lastly, they're EVERYWHERE in jersey, but they disappear very quickly as soon as you leave the state....furthest west in PA i've seen one is about 30 miles in..

    25. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic by Rupert · · Score: 2

      I saw Wawa and thought of Wawa Ontario, a tiny town just off the highway thay goes around the north side of Lake Superior. IIRC, population is ~4000. The supermarket carries 4 kinds of garlic margarine. You don't forget a town like that.

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  4. can't even make a decent web site by tuxit2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The BWM web site is completely messed up in Mozilla 1.0RC2. If they can't even create a web site that renders properly in a standards-compliant browser, how much can you trust their automotive software?

    1. Re:can't even make a decent web site by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure their automotive software is all just a web page.

    2. Re:can't even make a decent web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most people don't use mozilla.

    3. Re:can't even make a decent web site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry eveyone follows the IE standard now, mozilla should try and comply with it

    4. Re:can't even make a decent web site by jimbolaya · · Score: 1
      The iDrive page, at least, is also broken in IE 5.1 and OmniWeb 4.1b6 for Mac OS X. I can view it just fine, but none of the links work. There seems to be a big transparent GIF that floats over the entire page.

      That said, I really doubt that the web page designers were also responsible for the automotive software, so I won't let a poor web page dissuade me from purchasing a 745i. The $70,000 price tag takes care of that already.

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    5. Re:can't even make a decent web site by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Most people do use mozilla. It's used for all the popular browsers (mozilla, galeon, netscape, and maybe konqueror and nautilus?) and even Internet Explorer identifies itself as "Mozilla compatible" when you visit a website.

      Maybe my website is just not targeted at people who use internet explorer? I've not installed the "We detect you're using IE, please upgrade to mozilla" script yet ;-)

    6. Re:can't even make a decent web site by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "their" automotive software seems to be another version of WinCE. shudder

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  5. Didn't we already... by uberdood · · Score: 1

    see this story a few months back? Sure, new review but OLD NEWS.

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  6. iDrive by saveth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the BMW iDrive is really nifty. I remember reading about it in a Popular Science, for the first time, about a year ago. I enjoy cars, and I enjoy gadgets. The new BMWs, equipped with the iDrive, combine both into a powerful beast, worthy of only the best drivers. Then again, don't all new BMWs fit this shoe?

    I can't wait to test drive one. A maddening experience it may be, but I'm sure years of gaming will help me get the hang of it quickly.

    1. Re:iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The new BMWs, equipped with the iDrive, combine both into a powerful beast, worthy of only the best drivers


      What a bunch of PR bullshit! If it was worthy of only the best drivers it would only be available with a stick shift. It's mostly just worthy of people who think that because they can afford expensive cars they are formula 1 drivers.

    2. Re:iDrive by ragnarok · · Score: 1

      Stick shifts are outdated. Formula 1 drivers all use automatics now.

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    3. Re:iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, no

      Farrari uses wheel mounted shifters with an automatic clutch, and it apperently works quite well, with others moving towards it, but it is most definatly not an automatic transmission.

    4. Re:iDrive by ragnarok · · Score: 1

      Um, no, sorry. All of formula 1 has been using 'semi-automatic' transmissions (those wheel mounted shifters) for quite a while. Now they are moving to fully automatic transmissions, with some teams (like ferrari) already using them.

      http://www.formula1.com/news/headlines01/03/s4830. html

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    5. Re:iDrive by mpe · · Score: 2

      Um, no, sorry. All of formula 1 has been using 'semi-automatic' transmissions (those wheel mounted shifters) for quite a while. Now they are moving to fully automatic transmissions, with some teams (like ferrari) already using them.

      Assuming FIA will allow them to use it. They have been know to change the rules if they don't feel the balance between the cars and driver skill is right.

    6. Re:iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have been know to change the rules if they don't feel the balance between the cars and driver skill is right.

      So has Micheal Schumacer. So have Ferrari. Have you heard, the FIA are hauling Ferrari up over yesterdays debacle? Seems they're just as pissed off as Barrachelo (should be).

    7. Re:iDrive by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      it all depends what you mean by "automatic". In road cars, an auto is usually taken to mean a car with a torque converter transmission. There are also road cars with CVT (continuously variable transmission) systems these days, but they're not usually referred to as autos. Semi-autos were traditionally torque converters with manual gear select (like the Citroen C-Matic) but nowadays are more often of the automatic clutch type. Paddle shifter types are also sometimes sequential 'boxes such as motorcycles have, I believe that Ferrari's road car version is one such. These were sometimes also called "dog" boxes, and are always used in WRC cars. I still prefer a REAL manual, but sequential dog boxes are very quick shifting. The chances of F1 using any type of torque converter seem low.

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    8. Re:iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The new BMWs, equipped with the iDrive, combine both into a powerful beast, worthy of only the best drivers. Then again, don't all new BMWs fit this shoe?"

      so why is it every time i see a BMW theres some idiot who cant friggin drive behind the wheel?

      the best car you can buy is the one that starts every time, & i dont see how a computer will help that

    9. Re:iDrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Script kiddies everywhere are now thinking how they can hijack your car, fridge and coffepot. Just think of the madness this could turn into some scriptkiddie writes a script that locks everyone out of the vehicle. Script kiddie could make a virus to set off all those annoying car alarms all at once. Seems before we wire cars and the appliances we had better get it right and please no Microsoft BSODware. If you want to do this sort of thing then use JAVA it was designed for these things with security built in. Imagine if all those little appliances went crazy and you could not shut them off because the virus screws with the comands. Virus scan for your car Virus scan for Fridge Virus scan for CoffeeMaker Virus Alert Fridge Virus IceCubes causes your icemaker to despense icecubes endlessly the only fix is to unplug your fridge and call the appliance store for a new Fridge.

    10. Re:iDrive by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      Your evidence does not support your conclusion. Just b/c F1 use push-button shifters does not mean stick shifts are out of date.

      Using your logic
      Stick shifts are the in thing. NASCAR drivers all have stick shifts.

      Manuals have declined recently, but true sports car enthusiasts enjoy the control you can only get from a clutch.

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    11. Re:iDrive by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Assuming FIA will allow them to use it.

      They're already using them. There are some purists (or teams with budgets under $50million) that still use the pushbuttons, and hell, maybe even clutch pedals. Look at Arrows- I think they have a clutch pedal and a column mounted shifter.

      With FIA allowing traction control and launch control, I don't think computer controlled shifting is going to go away. That, in the end, is what F1 is really using. Not automatic transmissions as such, but real transmissions that shift when the computer tells them to.

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  7. ATTENTION MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the parent post is an exceptionally lame attempt at humour. you know what to do.

    1. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      I saw a BSD in my home Win XP just yesterday, it is a bit prettier than before, but still white writing on a blue background.

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    2. Re:ATTENTION MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux isn't utterly crap. It's the windows users who get it installed and don't do much else with it that are.

      Thank you.

  8. CLI for me! by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope that they have a cli version of the interface. I'd be quite disappointed if I had to use the mouse and/or joystick. After all, if you saw a child dart across the road chasing his ball, wouldn't you want to just type in, "killall -9 movement"?

    ;^P

    1. Re:CLI for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just tried that on my Solaris powered Audi and the car shut itself off, pulled to the side of the road, and released poison gas into the passenger compartment. I barely made it out alive. Stupid SysV killall.

    2. Re:CLI for me! by red_dragon · · Score: 2

      That's assuming that you're a perfect typist and CLI user. But what would you do if by any chance you typed "rm -rf /*" while on the expressway? Does it mean that you'd irreversibly end up sitting on the asphalt?

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    3. Re:CLI for me! by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure how you 'accidentally' type rm -rf /*, however I would be worried about someone inadvertantly typing 'eject'.

      /me executes ln /dev/seat1 /dev/cdrom :-)

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    4. Re:CLI for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of Audis. I have a new s4, and I find that their automatic intermittent wipers suck ass. The auto dimming rear view mirror is also annoying. Tiptronic is neat though.

    5. Re:CLI for me! by Jarvo · · Score: 1

      Movement wouldn't be a process. You'd probably have to do:

      echo 0 > /proc/kinetics/speed

      or

      echo 100 > /proc/brakes/pressure

    6. Re:CLI for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is EXACTLY why nerds and cars don't mix. Screw shitty electronic crap...bring back carbs!

  9. I like it! by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 1

    Hope it doesnt run on Windows, or else you might crash. (-1,423,234: Troll) But I like the iDrive dial. The only thing is, it's where the shift would be. I would prefer to have a jog dial thingy on the steering wheel, where it would be more easily accessible.
    By the way, there's an article in Popular Science about this too. It printed a few issues back, if any of you subscribe. I couldn't find it on the website though...

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    1. Re:I like it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahaha MSTC

      who's running that shithole now?

  10. Good Article at K5 by geoffsmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's another fairly balanced article and discussion about iDrive over at Kuro5hin that's worth checking out. The author has similar mixed feelings about the technology, and talks about how other car manufacturers like Saab and Audi are developing similar systems.

    Websurfing done right! StumbleUpon

    1. Re:Good Article at K5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There's another fairly balanced article and discussion about iDrive over at Kuro5hin

      Haha... good one... a fairly balanced discussion at Kuro5hin? Yeah, right!

  11. Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by cvanaver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lessee...need to move my seat back...ummm.

    U-U-D-L-L-RF-D-L-U

    dang..scissor-kicked the driver.
    Oh well...might as well finish him.

    D-D-L-U-LF-UF-D-U--D-L-L

    Thwack!

    1. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by AssFace · · Score: 1

      my girlfriend just asked why I was laughing and what I was reading. I explained your post and the context and her response was "as long as it is funny to you" and walked away.

      oh well...

      --

      There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
    2. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

      Instead of a key do you use .....
      U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R B A <START>

    3. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, that is the extra life cheat!

      You want U-D-U-D-L-R-R-L-A-B-C

      That will get you turbo power on your car, and extra bullets.

    4. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was

      u u d d l r l r b a select start

    5. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1
      U-U-D-D-L-R-L-R B A START

      Yes, and it also has an anti-theft system: if you don't push the right buttons in the right order, it gives you a friendly reminder on the dash-mounted LCD:

      TCELES B HSUP

      Point being, if a thief does manage to steal your $100000 auto, they're not only liable for grand theft auto, but also for circumvention of encryption under recent US legislation.

    6. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My hovercraft is full of eels.

    7. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like, one squash.

    8. Re:Hmmm ... Ultimate Driving Experience by collar · · Score: 1

      If you use:

      Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right Accellerator Brake Accellerator Brake Horn

      You get unlimited petrol and a faster top speed ;)

  12. Go cars really have such a great interface? by tempestdata · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I mean, aside from the gizmos like car stereo, seat adjustments etc. The standard interface to using a car is round steering wheel and foot pedals. Many people say that computers should be as easy to use as cars.

    Now I'm not saying cars aren't easy to use. However, one cant compare it to computers that easily. (the iDrive can be compared though). The main reason that the interface to cars has not changed in almost a 100 years is simple. Backwards compatibility, and consumer familiarity. Thats right.. It has nothing to do with how easy or hard it is. After all, a consumer cant be expected to take multiple driving tests in order to get a license for each make of car. They had to standardize it so that a person who has driven one car can drive just about ANY car. They cant have licenses that say "Okay for Toyota, Chrysler, and Dodge only".

    Its interesting how familiarity with the interface also happens to be one of the BIGGEST problems that linux faces when trying to enter the desktop market. People who have taken the effort to learn or attend courses on using computers learnt the Microsoft interface to software. When they come across a unix one, they aren't familiar with it, and cant use it as well.. regardless of whether its better or not.

    The iDrive is like linux. Sure its harder to use in the beginning, but once you get the hang of it, you'll wonder how you managed to get by without it.

    Just my 2 cents worth.

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    - Tempestdata
    1. Re:Go cars really have such a great interface? by Skater · · Score: 1

      Cars have a great interface because they only do one thing, move you from point A to point B.

      Meanwhile, we use computers for dozens of different goals: writing memos, loading databases, playing games. It's tough to write a single interface that will cover all of those goals well.

      --RJ

    2. Re:Go cars really have such a great interface? by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      If backwards compatability and consumer familiarity were the only reasons why controls haven't changed, then why haven't they changed in racecars? Its because they work, that's why. They do what needs to be done and does it extremely well. At least, that is, for the main controls, like pedals and steering wheel. Secondary controls like headlights, wipers, etc. do change over time and between makes and models.

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    3. Re:Go cars really have such a great interface? by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      After all, a consumer cant be expected to take multiple driving tests in order to get a license for each make of car.

      Consumer??? Make that User Of Roads. I've got a license that says "5 Ton and Below," which is apparently playing very fast and loose with regulations. Usually every nitpicking little item has to be specifically named.

      The iDrive is like linux. Sure its harder to use in the beginning, but once you get the hang of it, you'll wonder how you managed to get by without it. ?

      To adjust my seat, I reach down to my seat, keeping my eyes on the road. To adjust my stereo, I stab a finger at my stereo, keeping my eyes on the road. To adjust the heat, I reach down to the heater, keeping my eyes on the road. To open my windows or sunroof I reach the doorsill or dash button and do it, keeping my eyes on the road. To shift gears, I press the clutch and change gears, keeping my eyes on the road.

      I could keep going, but you're looking at it all wrong. This isn't the Linux of Car User Interfaces. It literally is the Windows version. I'm glad that they are in love with the start menu. I think pointing the dashboard elements at the driver (rather than straight fore and aft) was a much better ease of use innovation. A car isn't a PC. Some computers in the car are great. Turning a car into an application isn't. I know exactly how I got along without the iDrive: I was able to stay in my lane because I was busy driving- navigating down the road, not through a menu.

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  13. For those not in Ontario, Canada by N3P1u5U17r4 · · Score: 1
    Wawa is a city between Thunder Bay and Sault Ste. Marie in Ontario, Canada. They have a very large goose by the highway.




    See it here.


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    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
    1. Re:For those not in Ontario, Canada by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2

      I am in Ontario, and from the story's link had surmised that the official town mascot was now the hoagie. Maybe their goose is cooked...

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      "Now gluttony and exploitation serves eight!" - TV's Frank
    2. Re:For those not in Ontario, Canada by jgennick · · Score: 1

      I've vacationed near Wawa, Ontario several times, and I just want to say that it's a beautiful area of Canada. I know this has nothing whatsoever to do with the story, but the mention of Wawa brings back memories of camping on the shore of Agawa Bay, and also memory of once getting thoroughly lost near Rabbit Blanket Lake campground.

    3. Re:For those not in Ontario, Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been there - can't believe I admit to it...

  14. *sigh* by dattaway · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pessimists... you need to consider the advantages of a Microsoft car:

    your car would seek out and destroy the competition.

    the hood would be welded shut. No worrying about it ending up at the chop shop for parts.

    its sheer size will trump any SUV on the road today.

    1. Re:*sigh* by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Pessimists... you need to consider the advantages of a Microsoft car:

      your car would seek out and destroy the competition.

      the hood would be welded shut. No worrying about it ending up at the chop shop for parts.

      its sheer size will trump any SUV on the road today.


      Damn right. The Microsoft car will be the size of a van for the "Mini" version. The later versions will be the size of a tractor and require the engine of a tractor. In fact it will be a tractor - just called a car because that is what Microsoft does. The sad thing is that the Microsoft "car" will be slower driving than walking, guzzle 3 gallons of gasoline per mile, catch fire frequently, explode once a month, be built entirely of plastic and plaster, and stop working for no fathomable reason.

      The future version of the Microsoft "car" will be the size of a bus, be on fire all of the time, emit choking fumes, screech violently and constantly, and will require the driver to put it in "reverse" just to move forward. It will also cost $18 million dollars per "car" and Bill Gates will say, "All of your problems with our automobile are *user* problems not software & hardware issues." Then Microsoft will be AMAZED and AMUSED that the government ends up investigating them and Microsoft will act like asses in the courtroom and dance about saying, "If you hurt us the American economy will go into depression and Republicans will defend us, as all junkie whores defend the pimps that use & abuse them so long as they get their hourly cocaine dosages."

      --
      "Face it, a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality.
  15. The hidden costs of automation by b.foster · · Score: 5, Informative
    One of my college buddies is an actuary now, and he works for a large insurer to set rates and assess risk in automotive applications. When this car first came out, we had a good talk about it, and I learned some interesting things that may sway consumers away from computerized car interfaces. Among his comments:
    • The electronic parking brake is unintuitive and dangerous. One of the factors that make some cars safer than others is the ease of use of the parking break in situations in which the main brake lines lose pressure or the pedal snaps off. This causes the liability and collision insurance rates to be slightly higher.
    • A standard shift lever on an automatic transmission is considered a safety feature, as both the position and the dash lights make it immediately apparent to the driver that the car is in gear. The 745i has only the light, and even at that, the light is stuck in the middle of a confusing, crowded console. This also increases risk and thus insurance rates.
    • The fact that many Americans are afraid of technology and unable to perform a task as simple as changing their VCR clock or installing a new hard drive is a chilling reminder of the fact that valets, test drivers, and other "guest drivers" of the 745i will be putting the driving public at risk and increasing the owner's insurance rates.
    • Since it is extraordinarily difficult to do something as simple as turning on headlights or changing the radio station, the driver's attention is likely to be diverted from the road.
    All told, my actuary friend told me that the insurance rates for the first year that a driver owns a 745i are going to be astronomical. Rates for successive years are slightly lower, although the vehicle is generally regarded in the community to be a threat to life and property, and a lawsuit waiting to happen.
    1. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 4, Informative
      The electronic parking brake is unintuitive and dangerous.

      Why? In the BMW if you punch the parking brake button (not controlled by the main iDrive controls, but with a dedicated button on the driver's left hand) while moving, you induce a computer-controlled panic stop on all four wheels. This is way better than a lever-controlled rear-wheel parking brake, because in a panic situation the driver is likely to pull it up too hard, lock up the rear end, and spin.

      I'll agree that the rest of the car sucks. Even the seating is cramped!

    2. Re:The hidden costs of automation by G-funk · · Score: 2

      I think he was referring to the fact that because it's computer controlled and unintuitive, you can't automatically just reef it on when you pull over like you've been doing for years, not that it's worse than a cable for doing handbrakies ;-)

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    3. Re:The hidden costs of automation by mav[LAG] · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the light is stuck in the middle of a confusing, crowded console.

      This says it all. Have we learned nothing from the aviation industry? Studies showed that too much computerisation and increasingly complex HUDS were shown be be if anything, counter-productive for pilots - both in civil and military aviation. When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.

      This also applies to fly by wire. When you fly a manually controlled aircraft like a Tiger Moth, a hang glider or a Cessna, you can feel at all times what the aircraft is doing. As soon as that gets replaced with a computerised system, you're removing the pilot's senses from the equation - a Bad Thing.

      I expect car manufacturers to go through the same learning process - and wind up diverting processing power and features into simpler displays. Why they haven't researched it properly is beyond me - after all it's a human controlling a complex machine which takes time to learn etc. - not much different from flying.

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    4. Re:The hidden costs of automation by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      Handbrakies in the snow. One of life's true joys.

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      I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe
    5. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You must have never been in a BMW in the first place, and a new 7 series for that matter. There's not much you can do to make it better and the seating is some of the best (besides a Bentley) that I have driven in.

    6. Re:The hidden costs of automation by topham · · Score: 3

      It is my understanding that it isn't all that uncommon to have new flight students close their eyes while flying a plane. They are then put into a dive, or some other orientation and asked to correct it, without opening their eyes. They fail. Why? Because you don't have as much feeling as you think and they are told to trust, and use their instruments. (And yes, looking is important as well.)

    7. Re:The hidden costs of automation by sallen · · Score: 2
      This says it all. Have we learned nothing from the aviation industry? Studies showed that too much computerisation and increasingly complex HUDS were shown be be if anything, counter-productive for pilots - both in civil and military aviation. When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.

      This also applies to fly by wire. When you fly a manually controlled aircraft like a Tiger Moth, a hang glider or a Cessna, you can feel at all times what the aircraft is doing. As soon as that gets replaced with a computerised system, you're removing the pilot's senses from the equation - a Bad Thing.


      I couldn't agree with you more. Instead of the pilot 'fly the plane' the driver needs to 'drive the car'. Even with HUDS, it's in the windshield retaining some continued visual contact with the outside. If someone has to go through menus just to tune a radio or change the fan on the A/C, they are distracted both visually and mentally when driving a car. After one has driven a car (other than this one) one knows very quickly how to change the radio station or volume or change the a/c without even looking, and it's done in a fraction of a second (And some innovation like volume and channel tuning on the steering wheel makes it even easier). This reminds me a bit of 'faulty' innovation/automation from Chrysler (or possibly Lincoln) who had power steering back in the 50's that was SO 'powered' that there was no feel left in the steering wheel. It didn't last long and people considered it dangerous... you need to 'feel' the car through the wheel just like you need the feedback in a plane through the yoke or rudder pedals. They think cell phone usage can be dangerous? This sounds 100 times worse. I'm a geek/tech oriented as most here, but give me a car with buttons, easy controls, hence a generally longer MTBF, but also easier to maintain and use.

    8. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      The new BMW (unless its a new Mercedes... I actually can't remember now, but its unimportant anyway) has brake-by-wire brakes. When I read about that, I really had to wonder what the brake feel would be like and how drivers would really like it.

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    9. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      When a pilot is flying, he (or she - hello linux-loving Jane who flies Airbuses :) need as little distraction as possible.
      Tell her to say "hi" to Cathy; she flies airbuses, too. No, not that Cathy, the other one whose husband is an astro-nut...
    10. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Caspuh · · Score: 1

      Regarding your first comment... it's a BMW, the brakes do not go out. As far as the price goes, if you're driving a 745i, you're insurance rate is already going to be astronomical.

    11. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you UN-punch this button when you've hit it by accident, in traffic?

    12. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Moofie · · Score: 2

      Might be a pretty thing to think, but I guarantee the flight computer on an F-16 has a much better idea of what the airplane is doing than the pilot does. Seat-of-the-pants flying works fine for Tiger Moths and hang-gliders, but in a nine-gee turning fight, or flying NOE at night in a rainstorm, you have to be able to count on the airplane to do a lot of looking after itself.

      Yes, this is the universal opinion of all four test pilots I spoke with during my flight dynamics class last semester.

      Your point that UI can be over-cluttered is true, but your association from that to combat aviation is flawed. Modern airplanes, like the F-22, F-35, and even the newer blocks of the F-15 and F-16 do a tremendous amount of data processing and collating before presenting it (concisely) to the pilot. You simply can't run an air battle with just your eyes and your copy of Stick and Rudder.

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    13. Re:The hidden costs of automation by RayBender · · Score: 1
      Just make sure the flight computer (or display computer) doesn't decide that the data it is getting can't possibly be right and that it should reset. While the poor sod flying the Airbus in question is trying to recover from an upset that incuded a 75 degree roll in 1.5 seconds... (True story - check AvWeek)

      Anyway, the discussion isn't about if fighter pilots should have advanced automation; it's whether or not the idiot next to you on the freeway should have 58 different scrollable menus in order to adjust the air conditioning.

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    14. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Moofie · · Score: 2

      I read the article. We've also studied the video and the incident report. That's what you get for letting British Aerospace write your flight control software. You could also include the one where the A300 (I think) was flying, parallel to the ground, at about 10 degrees AOA, with the pilot firewalling the engines, and the plane dutifully (and erroneously) trimming the plane for level flight with that attitude. All at an altitude of about 20 feet. Lots of trees were uprooted at the end of the runway. Real bad for the airplane.

      I don't believe I was the one who said that fighter jet cockpits are growing more complicated. As a matter of fact, I was refuting that contention.

      And we're ALL talking out of our asses, except for the four posters who have actually USED iDrive.

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    15. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes SL and E class.

    16. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      if you punch the parking brake button

      First: On-off switch is usually worse than freely adjustable, especially in brakes.

      Second: Parking brake that uses same mechanics than main brakes leaves you without brakes when something critical fails. There are obvious reasons why parking brake is usually mechanic and fully separated from main brakes.

    17. Re:The hidden costs of automation by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      If you're waiting to pull out into traffic, you put the parking brake on. This doesn't affect the car normally, but if someone hits you from behind, it stops you being shunted forward and potentially hit from the side by fast traffic.

      I'd guess that if the parking brake was hidden in a menu, you wouldn't be able to do that (at least, not quickly enough to be useful)

    18. Re:The hidden costs of automation by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Lesson 1 for engineers: always check your ArcTan function for right-angles

      Lesson 1 for pilots's families: never trust the government

    19. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Miksa · · Score: 0

      With feel, do you mean how the brake pedal kicks back hard enough to hurt?

      I can see how the feel could be important in older and race cars, but with ABS you either push it gently in normal situations where there's hardly need for a "feel", or push it as hard as you can and let the ABS take care of the rest.

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    20. Re:The hidden costs of automation by joib · · Score: 2


      ....This is way better than a lever-controlled rear-wheel parking brake, because in a panic situation the driver is likely to pull it up too hard, lock up the rear end, and spin.

      No no no! BMW:s are real wheel drives. Instead of using the handbrake you just floor it!! :)

    21. Re:The hidden costs of automation by bluGill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (to repeat something critically important that the other guy said)

      Parking brakes are also for emergency use. What is the driver of this new fangled car going to do with the elecrtical system shorts out completly and there is no power. Not only does he have a fire under the hood, but there is no way to stop the car. Or what happens when the brake line break? Mechanical systems are subject to breakage you know.

    22. Re:The hidden costs of automation by kmellis · · Score: 1
      Tell me about it. I have a '93 840ci, and my insurer was surprised to discover that it's in the same rate class as the Corvette.

      True, the 800's were built to be more "sporty" than the 700's ever have been; but that article mentions that they're going to introduce a V-12 model in the 700 series. (The 850ci was the V-12).

      My 840 was built to be a high-performance "touring" automobile, and it's electronically governed to top out at 155mph. That's not just theoretical -- it'll actually go that fast. I took it up to 135mph (late at night on a deserted highway) with no trouble at all, and it rode like a dream. I'd never been over a hundred in a car before that drove like it was supposed to be going that fast. This is probably why the insurance rates are so high.

      The 700's, I guess, are more designed to be high-performing super-luxury cars; rather than luxurious high-performing (touring, not pure acceleration) cars. My 840ci is, for the most part, an example of simplified luxurious instrumentation.

      I have never owned -- not even driven -- a car that compares to my 840ci. This is a car that is almost ten years old now, and has no rattles or squeaks of any kind. It is truly an awe-inspiring piece of engineering. You could eat dinner off of any of the surfaces in the engine compartment, and I've never cleaned them. (That's a slight exageration, I wouldn't actually eat off of it.)

      I think I'm more inclined toward the 500 series than these new 700's. Maybe the sport V-12 model will be interesting. But I would like to see BMW making something like the 800s again, even thought they didn't sell very well in the US.

    23. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a few ideas to make cars more user-friendly

      1. seperate switches for seperate functions. why must all new cars be equipped with the "everything switch" that does the wipers, lights signals, radio, and cruise control? howbout putting the high-beams control next to the left foot which is doing nothing anyway?

      2. push/pull cables for controls instead of electronic relays & servos. why on earth should there be a fuse between the driver and the vehicle?

      3. mechanical carburetors. fuel injection is overrated, especially when you can get a carb kit for $20. you cant even get a fuel injection system diagnosed for less than $200.

      4. manual controls. I've used enough internal combustion engines to know when its time to shut off the choke. ive yet to see an automatic choke that can do this as well as i can. same goes for ABS brakes, i can pump the pedal better than the car can & i consider anti-lock to be more of a danger because of the false sense of security it provides.

      5. metal bumpers. why should every tiny fender-bender result in $1000's in damage & a huge backup on the interstate? wouldnt it be nice if there was no damage whenever you just tapped someone & everyone could just get on with their lives?

      6. do away with cupholders. if you are thirsty, pull over and have a drink. maybe you can make that phone call too while youre parked.

      7. manual crank-style windows still work under water!

      8. if the car is to have integrated foglights, they should be wired up to the same switch that turns on the high-beams. shining 4 headlights in someones mirror is no different than having 2 really bright ones.

      9. remember points? remember fixing your car in 10min by replacing a $15 distributor cap? what was wrong with that?

      much of the automation that goes into modern cars is not only unneeded, but is also unwanted. auto manufacturers must make cars increasingly complicated to justify their rediculous prices. much of the time it only adds confusion. i say, stop trying to make the car think, that is what the driver is there for. if you are not intelligent enough to know how to use a choke, how to pump the brakes in snow, or if youre too lazy to reach for the switch for the wipers, perhaps you shouldnt be driving in the first place.

      dont get me wrong i love computers just as much as the next geek, but that doesnt mean my car needs one.

    24. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      valets, test drivers, and other "guest drivers" of the 745i will be putting the driving public at risk and increasing the owner's insurance rates

      "valets" probably doesn't belong on this list. Granted, many of them aren't "computer geniuses" like we mighty slashdot readers, but they generally have a skill most of us don't: when we get into an unfamiliar car, we're usually a bit uncertain about how to operate the controls. Valets have driven so many different cars that they're generally able to scan the controls, note the locations of the relevant interfaces, and drive the car 200 ft. to a parking space.

    25. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if u r in the middle of changing radio station when your car enters tunnel, how much time will it take to switch on headlight? what if the car in front of you (or behind for that matter) too happens to be 745i and driver has trouble switching on headlight? i sure thinnk, this is a good recipe for an accident in a tunnel!

    26. Re:The hidden costs of automation by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2

      Granted. The point I was making was that flying by the seat of your pants can be dangerously blunted by electronics between you and the controls. An experienced pilot can tell immediately what the aircraft is doing just by placing his hands and feet on the controls - whether it's about to stall, unusual vibrations, mushing for any reason, or even whether the controls are actually working properly in the first place. Fly by wire doesn't give you this feedback naturally and must be (ironically) programmed in using a force-feedback technique.

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    27. Re:The hidden costs of automation by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Or you can do like Citroën, Subaru, Saab and others have done for years, and fit the handbrake to the FRONT. Bloody useless for handbrake turns though!

    28. Re:The hidden costs of automation by twinpot · · Score: 1

      True! They stick a hood over your head so that you can ONLY see the instruments, and you have to learn to trust them, not your feelings. A few seconds in a left turn, then straight and level, and your body says you're going right. A steep climb with a change to a less steep climb causes your body to think "we're going down"!

    29. Re:The hidden costs of automation by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Them big German saloons are designed with particular attention to local conditions - being able to cruise down the de-restricted bits of autobahn at 130mph+. Most are voluntarily limited to 155mph (for environmental reasons ;-) ), but AMG/Brabus/Alpine et al will "reset" that for you ;-)

      (Porsche do not limit theirs though)

    30. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Odinson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Parking brakes are also for emergency use. What is the driver of this new fangled car going to do with the elecrtical system shorts out completly and there is no power. Not only does he have a fire under the hood, but there is no way to stop the car. Or what happens when the brake line break? Mechanical systems are subject to breakage you know."

      A few things about the goodness of mechanical emergency brakes...

      They lock up only the rear wheels, this is actually better than all four. You can still steer with your front wheels rolling, but not without any wheels rolling.

      Mechanical Brakes are SIMPLE. This matters when your car is inspected, and the LCD(Lowest Common D...) mechanic is quickly sweeping over a clueless drivers car. He might yank on the phsical cable and see that it it loose. But you can bet he won't spot the short in the wiring harness. By the way, auto wiring harnesses are now more expensive than most drivetrains in most cars.

      If you battery fails and the car stalls will the E-brake still work?

      Sounds to me like this beamer might be headed for trouble. Simple systems fail simply and predictably, complex systems might die giving the driver no clue on how to proceed.

      I am not a mechanic, but I have worked as one in the past. I have disasembled cars put them back together and they worked. (mostly) :)

    31. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2

      The parking brake in the 7-series does not use the main brake, it uses a separate drum brake attached to each wheel.

    32. Re:The hidden costs of automation by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2

      I suppose that in this event where your hydraulic brake system has fully failed and your electrical system has completely failed, and you have a fire under the hood for $GOD knows what reason, you will probably just crash into something. Good luck!

  16. Getting milk by squish · · Score: 1

    Most people could walk or cycle to the shops to get milk rather than drive ...

    1. Re:Getting milk by tftp · · Score: 1
      Most people could walk or cycle to the shops to get milk rather than drive ...

      Depends on where these "most people" live. Outside of a metropolis, an average person would die from exhaustion before he even reaches the nearest shop. And what about walking back with 100 pounds of goods? In bad weather?

    2. Re:Getting milk by topham · · Score: 2

      Never mind having to bundle up when it's -35C.

    3. Re:Getting milk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, wait, I don't think you know the human subspecies known as North Americans.

  17. Also mentioned in RISKS by GolemK6 · · Score: 1
    This was mentioned in the April 4 Risks Digest:

    http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/22.02.html#subj2

    My favorite side comment in the discussion:

    It is called the iDrive: i for
    "intuitive") (Don't get me started on intuitive. You know what's intuitive?
    Fear of heights. Everything else we call intuitive, such as walking or using
    a pencil took years of practice. Is that what we want? A control that takes
    years of practice?)

    1. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2

      Who said, "Every interface is learned, only the nipple is intuitive" ?

    2. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jef Raskin may have coined it. He brought it up in an article in the Journal of the ACM, with a title something like "Intuitive vs. Familiar." The basic point being that nothing is intuitive, and certain things are familiar simply for being based on real-life object that took years of training to master (pencils, steering wheels, etc).

    3. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by agent0range_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you have mastered a pencil, a using a pen would be intuitive. You see, because you use your intuition and previous experience to guide you in something new. Walking is also intuitive. It's like an extension of crawling, but with more balance and greater risks.

      http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=intuitive

    4. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by Rhinobird · · Score: 2

      Walking is NOTHING like crawling. It is not an extension of crawling. However I can be persuaded to thin otherwise if you can point to research that shows walking is an extention of crawling.

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    5. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you have mastered a pencil, a using a pen would be intuitive

      However, if you've mastered a tennis raquet, using a squash raquet would not only be non-intuitive, but would cause you to forget how to use the tennis raquet.

      The brain can only store so many models, which act like device drivers in a computer. Once you've learned to ride a bike, you effectively have a /dev/bike stored in your brain which can be used to ride any type of bike. If you get a suspension bike or a motorbike, then /dev/bike is changed, rather than creating a new one for the motorbike.

    6. Re:Also mentioned in RISKS by sphealey · · Score: 2
      Who said, "Every interface is learned, only the nipple is intuitive"?
      This chestnut is a Slashdot Posting Standard(tm), but it happens to be untrue. A large percentage of babies, perhaps as high as 50%, need to be led to the nipple and encouraged to suck the first dozen feedings or so.

      sPh

  18. learning curve? by WotGE · · Score: 1

    I remember from my CS studies in the first year everybody hated VI because no one knew how to make even a simple readme with it. After a few months (or years for some people) almost anyone who uses *nix seems to think VI is a gift from God.

    If you combine this with the fact that BMW has a very good car-building rep, and you can only conclude that the Ford Cheapo will have i-Drive in 5 to 10 years.

    1. Re:learning curve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't use vi while driving, would you?

      I wouldn't.

  19. Maddening it is... by xenophrak · · Score: 5, Informative
    I consider myself a computer junkie, and I also have a smaller version of said company's cars. While I was waiting for the service to be finished one day, I hopped into a new 745i that they had on the floor.

    The car is a real technology lover's paradise: active suspension, GPS, umpteen dozen little controls over everwhere. And yes, there is a key, but it's just a little puck that you insert into the dash. It has it's own little computer and calculates rolling security codes on the fly to foil car theives.

    Now about the only thing I didn't like was the stinking iDrive system. It just plain sucks!! It way to hard to control things that I used to be able to push a button and do. Like surfing through three levels of menus just to turn on the defroster. Stupid.

    The interface itself is ok, the button is hard to get used to becuase it is a joystick and wheel/button in one. And when you do something illegal it vibrates. Slick enough, but the interface is god awful.

    Luckily this thing controls non-critical functions, I could see lawsuits brought if it controlled the gear selection or traction system.

    Someone also told me that the software inside the iDrive is actually WinCE, can anyone verify this? If so, it would be truly a MS car after all.

    BMW has a good track record of innovation, but I think this is a serious detour.

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    1. Re:Maddening it is... by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Informative

      >Someone also told me that the software inside the iDrive is actually WinCE, can anyone verify this? If so, it would be truly a MS car after all

      Yes, it runs Windows CE for Automotive V3.5. (see also) The system was done by Siemens VDO Automotive AG.

      Also, the iDrive demo kiosk runs a windows variant (it was crashed one day, surprise!). I don't know if it shares any of the code with the real product, but it looked pretty functional, so either it does, someone spent a lot of work, or they had a UI-design tool that could spit out both WinCE and Flash.

    2. Re:Maddening it is... by Semi-Psychic+Nathan · · Score: 1

      And when you do something illegal it vibrates. Um, is that "something illegal" like making an invalid selection on a menu or "something illegal" like running a red light?

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    3. Re:Maddening it is... by cookd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So why are we blaming Microsoft for the iDrive? MS wrote the Windows CE OS that powers it, but BMW developed the iDrive interface. Why does that make it Microsoft's fault?

      Not that I'm trying to defend MS, just if you are going to attack MS, do it from a rational reason, not a irrational one. Tell me about why Windows CE makes it bad (MS's fault), not why iDrive is bad (BMW's fault) before telling me it sucks because it uses MS.

      (I do have a history of defending Microsoft by trashing irrational arguments, but mainly because I would prefer to see more intelligent discussion of why they suck and what they need to do better rather than knee-jerk anti-MS zealotry.)

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    4. Re:Maddening it is... by fliplap · · Score: 2

      This sucks because of all the times I've seen Windows CE devices lock up, or just turn off for no reason at all. Would you want to be in the pouring rain and have the OS that runs your wipers die?

    5. Re:Maddening it is... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Now about the only thing I didn't like was the stinking iDrive system. It just plain sucks!! It way to hard to control things that I used to be able to push a button and do. Like surfing through three levels of menus just to turn on the defroster. Stupid.

      This was already mentioned in Risks digest a couple of months back. It appears to follow the same idea as computer monitors, that of avoiding having many controls with a single obvious purpose in favour of a few controls with indeterminate purpose.

      Luckily this thing controls non-critical functions, I could see lawsuits brought if it controlled the gear selection or traction system.

      This type of interface has been used for controlling critical functions. Not in a car, but in an airliner cockpit. Resulted in a plane crashing because the pilot missed the indicator to tell if the numbers ment "descend at X thousand feet per minute" or "descend at an angle of X degrees".

    6. Re:Maddening it is... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      (I do have a history of defending Microsoft by trashing irrational arguments, but mainly because I would prefer to see more intelligent discussion of why they suck and what they need to do better rather than knee-jerk anti-MS zealotry.)

      I think it's mainly habit at this point, but they deserve it. After all the crap that MS has shoved down our throats for years, they do not get the "innocent until proven guilty" status anymore. Every OS of theirs that I've had to use has been brain dead. The last version of Word that I liked ran on 3.1. I can't give anything from them the benefit of the doubt anymore. Anything that has their name anywhere near it is automatically bad, because I am one fed-up consumer. They aren't even worth my time to find out if a new product works or not. I just don't want it.

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  20. "European Car" magazine by singularity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "European Car" magazine reviewed the new 7 series in their February, 2002 issue.

    They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26 control and indicator functions. In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.)

    Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit. While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what. You can do it by feel with more simple cars, but cars as advanced as the 7-series will be simply too much.

    Most reviews I have read (I am a big car buff, especially BMWs) all say that once you get used to the system (go out in your driveway for a Saturday), you can figure the system out fairly quickly, and that using it (once you have it figured out) is actually easier than a bunch of buttons.

    Also realize this is the first generation of the system. User interface will only get better.

    I recently drove a Mercedes Benz C320 with the navigation system and cell phone options. They were all combined with the stereo onto one LCD. Once I figured out the relatively easy interface, I was able to do more by touch than I have been able to with other cars using buttons.

    Having one consistent interface made things much easier.

    About the only problem I foud, and the only problem mentioned in most reviews, is the ability to do multiple thigns at once. You cannot raise the stero's volume at the exact same time as you adjust the passenger-side heat.

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    1. Re:"European Car" magazine by Moofie · · Score: 1

      So you have to pay, what, $80k for a beta user interface? Musta been designed by SAP users.

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    2. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An exercise for the budding interface designer... Compare these 2 paragraphs. Discuss.

      Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit. While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what. You can do it by feel with more simple cars, but cars as advanced as the 7-series will be simply too much. ...

      About the only problem I foud, and the only problem mentioned in most reviews, is the ability to do multiple thigns at once. You cannot raise the stero's volume at the exact same time as you adjust the passenger-side heat.

      So... yay, it's got less controls! Later... bummer, it's hard to use, let's add more controls!

    3. Re:"European Car" magazine by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.) Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.

      Why? I have a 97 740i, and I've never had any trouble operating the controls. Note that many of the functions/control elements you mention don't get used very often, so they're not much of a factor.

      However, I don't have the nav system, and I don't use the built-in cell phone (it's analog, so service is hard to get). I can see those systems (especially the nav) being a bit tricky to use while driving, but programming the nav is something one usually does before starting a trip, and some jurisdictions are restricting phone usage while driving, so it's probably not as big a problem.

      Anyway, I'll be trading in my 740 in August, probably for a 530 or 540 -- my main objection to the 745 is that they've butchered the classic look of the 7-series.

    4. Re:"European Car" magazine by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      > They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26
      > control and indicator functions. In the late
      > 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with
      > as many indicators, and over 35 control elements
      > (buttons, etc.)
      > Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.

      Clearly the next step is to have each car come with a a midget or a hyper-intelligent monkey that carries out your direct voice commands.

      "Antonio, please find me a soft jazz station and adjust my headrest. Then massage my buttocks."

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    5. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean sorta like kit from knight rider? Everyone knows there was a guy under the bonnet, his arm must have got saw waving that red light back and forwards all the time.

    6. Re:"European Car" magazine by marauder404 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I'm also a big fan of cars and a big fan of BMWs in particular. I can understand how people could be daunted by the complexity of the i-Drive system. I know that I was confused at first, but I figured it out slowly and immediately understood how powerful it was.

      People need to go in and try it out before making a judgement about it. Articles don't do the system justice. You have to try it out and understand the tactile feel of the system.

      Two things that I haven't seen mentioned yet are that 1) there are two separate, distinct control zones and 2) important features come with duplicate controls.

      BMWs have always been known for the driving experience. It becomes obvious when sitting down that all the controls required for driving are *right* there in front of you. No i-Drive logic to shift gears and such. They're all centered at or near the steering wheel. The comfort controls are all off the right, in the middle console. The New 7 brochure highlights how these two distinct zones are separated and it really makes a lot of sense.

      Important, quicky required features, such as basic stereo controls and climate control, are plainly laid out on the dash on their own, so you don't need to stumble to find them when you first buy the car and friends/valets can still use the car. Before criticizing the new 7's system, check out the dashboard of the latest offerings from Mercedes-Benz. You get a cluttered layout of many buttons, often similarly sized: C32 AMG C-Class W203.

      It can be confusing, but BMW has always been about the driver. While there has been a lot of criticizm lately about the looks of the new 7, it's still a driver's car. It handles, accelerates, and brakes just like a BMW should.

    7. Re:"European Car" magazine by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Funny

      The new 7 series have massage units built into the seats. A reviewer in NZ described it as "like being molested by a car".

    8. Re:"European Car" magazine by helmutjd · · Score: 1

      You cannot raise the stero's volume at the exact same time as you adjust the passenger-side heat.

      Ummm... how often do you really need to do both at the exact same time, though?

      It's probably much safer if you can only do one at a time... Left hand on the volume knob, right hand on the heater knob, driving down the road with your knees can't really be a good thing.

    9. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I figured out the relatively easy interface, I was able to do more by touch than I have been able to with other cars using buttons.

      First: What exactly is 'more'? I can use all functions of my car with the buttons it has, and thank you, I have a BMW 750iAL. There's 'more' of all?

      Second: You can use menus as much as you like, while parked. If you try to do that while doing 100 mph, you're a accident waiting to happen.

      To most people mobile phone is too much while driving, iDrive is much too much.

    10. Re:"European Car" magazine by mpe · · Score: 2

      They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26 control and indicator functions. In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.)
      Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.


      Problem is that this kind of interface dosn't make the interface simpler, if anything it makes it more confusing.

      While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what.

      Would you prefer them messing with some kind of hierarchical GUI first trying to find if the control they want even exists?

    11. Re:"European Car" magazine by g4dget · · Score: 1
      They mention that in 1953, the BWM 502 had 26 control and indicator functions. In the late 90's, the 7-series had over 70 functions, with as many indicators, and over 35 control elements (buttons, etc.) Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit.

      Adding a menu system probably doesn't reduce the complexity, distraction, or cognitive load. Maybe it would be better if the designers and marketers figured out what is essential and how to reduce the number of functions back down to 35. That would probably also make the car less distracting and safer.

    12. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something *had* to be done to reduce the complexity of the cockpit. While driving down the road you do not want the person in the car next to you trying to figure out which of the 40 buttons on the dash controls what. You can do it by feel with more simple cars, but cars as advanced as the 7-series will be simply too much.

      Instead you want him to look at the screen (not you nor the road) and find something from the third submenu?

      Your keyboard has more than 100 buttons and now you tell us that actually we need a menu from where can select a letter at a time with mouse and you call it 'less complex'. Maybe, but it's painfully slow to use and when you are driving 100 mph, you dont' have all that time.

      One function, one button is good rule as long as buttons are functionally grouped, as they usually are. Menus are too slow to use and take much too much attention. (And I have a previous model 7-series: it's quite simple to use.)

    13. Re:"European Car" magazine by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Bah!!!

      What controls do you need in a car? They can be split into three categories:

      1) Primary driving: Steering, accelleration, shifting, braking.
      2) Secondary driving: Headlights, parking brake, ignition, wipers. (and probably transmission here, if it's an automatic)
      3) Ancilliary: Climate control, stereo, mirrors (N.B.: you adjust your mirrors properly BEFORE driving, not while in transit!).

      As far as driving gauges go, you need this:
      Speedometer, odometer, oil pressure, gas, temperature, and a high-beam indicator.

      That's IT! Ideally to drive a car you need the gauges easily readable, the primary controls instantly at hand, and the secondary controls set apart a bit. The ancilliary controls should be separate and away from the others, but easily usable when the driver wants to play with stuff.

      This joystick thingy isn't simple, isn't straightforward, and doesn't isolate the control groups. It fails at almost everything that a first year industrial design student could tell you about good control planning. It's an overly complicated solution to an overly cluttered environment.

      Too bad, really. BMW is making more than a few weird and unappealing cars these days, and my cherished (and abused :-) '81 320i is looking more and more like a dying breed of cars designed to drive.

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    14. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there isnt one single control anywhere in my toyota that i cant operate blind. i dont have to take my eyes of the road for anything. but that is because my heater isnt menu-driven, its lever driven.

    15. Re:"European Car" magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this reminds me of the cars they made in the late 80's & early 90's with the digital readouts on the dash instead of gagues.

      ive yet to talk to anyone whos owned such a car that didnt think it was the worst idea ever.

    16. Re:"European Car" magazine by SlipJig · · Score: 1

      Somehow I got a free subscription to Road & Track. They also reviewed this in their current issue, and they concluded that iDrive sucks IIRC.

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  21. Don't really agree by Spinality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Car controls have changed dramatically through the years. The high-beams used to be via a footswitch. Windshield wipers only moved onto a stalk on the console very recently. Transmission controls have varied widely: stalks, buttons, levers, etc. True, the main controls (wheel, throttle, brake) haven't moved too much, but one might argue there aren't many variations possible if you a) want to steer with two hands and b) want to speed up/slow down with your feet. There were tillers on some early cars, but the public tended to prefer the wheel. Also, remember that engine controls in the old days were incredibly complex, letting you adjust engine timing, butterfly valve settings, and myriad other features.

    I think we've seen plenty of change. Just try to drive a car from the twenties or thirties some time.

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    1. Re:Don't really agree by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      I remember reading about a guy who's redesigned the foot pedals. Instead of gas and brake pedals you have a single pivoted plate. push your toe forward to accelertate, push you heel down to brake. The swedish car safety board found it a good idea - since you don't have to move your foot, it cuts stopping distance etc. Volvo are looking at putting it into production... I reckon it sounds like you would pick it up quickly. Ah, found it, good old Google!

      I recall some other tests suggesting that joysticks instead of steering wheels are better but very hard to get used to - except for people young enough to be video-game addicts, who prefer it!

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  22. Really really bad design. by Alsee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the reviewer finds the interface 'maddening

    I can see why, if the interface was designed by the same people who designed their website.

    When I pulled up their site I got the worst mis-rendered disaster I have ever seen. I got a column of text wordwrapped at !!14!! characters. Some of the text was invisible on black background. I got random little lines all over the screen. I don't know if it's because I'm using Netscape. I don't konw it it's because I have cookies shut off. But I *do* know it's not just because I have JavaScripting shut off. How do I know? I tried turning it Java script on and reloading. It actually wound up rendering *less* of the page.

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    1. Re:Really really bad design. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2
      I can see why, if the interface was designed by the same people who designed their website. [bmw.com]
      I think the vast majority of their audience will be viewing this site using IE on 2K, XP or OSX. Those users (90+ percent of users on servers I manage) will be presented with an extremely cool website.

      I bet many true customers will look at the website once at the dealer. I ordered a Mini at our local BMW dealership a few months ago and they had me do all the configuration online via a slick IBM workstation, running 2K and IE.
    2. Re:Really really bad design. by glens · · Score: 1

      I agree. I used a couple of different versions of wget on a couple of different boxes to make sure I was getting all the page requisites. I can't believe that page renders properly on anything.

      http://validator.w3.org/ says:

      "Sorry, this document does not validate as XHTML 1.0 Transitional." Which is what the document claims to be.

    3. Re:Really really bad design. by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      I think the vast majority of their audience will be viewing this site using IE on 2K, XP or OSX. Those users (90+ percent of users on servers I manage) will be presented with an extremely cool website.

      You'd like to think that, but I'm viewing it with IE 5.1 on OS X and it looks like unclickable crap.

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    4. Re:Really really bad design. by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      Ah, they've fixed www.bmw.com: Now I get

      JRun Servlet Error
      com.livesoftware.jsp.JSPServlet:
      java.lang .NullPointerException

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    5. Re:Really really bad design. by g4dget · · Score: 1
      I think the vast majority of their audience will be viewing this site using IE on 2K, XP or OSX. Those users (90+ percent of users on servers I manage) will be presented with an extremely cool website.

      Even with IE on XP, I found the site unintuitive and hard to navigate.

      I ordered a Mini [miniusa.com] at our local BMW dealership a few months ago

      I find the Mini site just as difficult to navigate and user-unfriendly. Yes, it's flashy, but try finding the specs: you have to sit through several animation sequences, the fonts don't work well on high resolution screens, and it opens windows all over the place.

      Their web sites and their cars are strangely similar: very flashy and "cool", but something simpler and less flashy is probably more usable.

    6. Re:Really really bad design. by hottoh · · Score: 1

      It is quite the crappy site. I can not navigate anywhere useful.

    7. Re:Really really bad design. by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      I had no problem on IE on OSX. Just tried it. Maybe you've blocked JavaScript?

    8. Re:Really really bad design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to post anonymous to protect innocent people :)

      I was a bit involved in the usability testing of the Mini site. I don't know how the result came up, but their design is horrible.

      It's not just they don't render properly on all the browsers, but even when they render as they meant, the site is horribly hard to navigate. For example, there is no visual feedback when you are choosing a menu item. Some visual elements look like buttons when they are not. Some texts are actually buttons without clear indication, etc., etc.

      I seriously wonder if Germans have any idea about user interface. Living in Germany, I encounter stupid UIs everyday. For example, I had to change a safety fuse (electricity). The breaker switch had red for ON and green for OFF. I kind of understand the rationale behind, but it's so counter intuitive. Or Germans have reverse idea for some things from other parts of the world?

      We have a central heating system at home. But I guess it was designed with similar principle as iDrive. It's so freakingly difficult to do simple things like turning the thing ON. (By the way, the interface comes with a biggish dial and an assortment of buttons whose functions are obscure, incidentaly.)

      Another example of stupid interface I find in Germany. Being raised in Japan, I expect signs in the stations have names of the adjunct station in smaller type next to the name of the station. Everyone knows the station they intend to get off the station is next just by looking outside. I don't remember how things were in the US, but at least I didn't have any problem riding trams in Philly.

      Oh, but there is one thing I consider good UI design in Germany. Traffic signals. Those are placed in a way so that the people in the cars cannot see the signals for the crossing traffic. No chance of people starting just by looking at signals of the crossing traffic changing to red.

  23. Re:ep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alton Brown the Good Eats chef?

  24. obligatory... by dollargonzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    "press OK to open the air-bag"

    QED

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  25. They can take my manual transmission away... by Spinality · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Wait...come to think of it, that's probably just how it would happen. But I guess I wouldn't need it then.

    I hate cars that try to be smarter than the driver. Give me my old Morgan any time. I do miss it so. <sigh>

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    1. Re:They can take my manual transmission away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word.

    2. Re:They can take my manual transmission away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars smarter than you? Hmmm.

      That's why there was the big stink about F1 cars and traction aiding computers and such. Since they couldn't tell who was using it, it is now mandated that all F1 cars have traction devices/computers.

      That's why ABS equiped race-cars have to be penalized (extra weight, air restrictors, etc) in order to make them fair.

      That's why all the top racing cars (F1, World rally, etc) use synchro transmissions.

      That's why you can't use traction/power/clutch computers in IHRA drag racing.

      Technology has the ability to seriousously ENHANCE your performance. It may not be "pure" but it will make you better.

    3. Re:They can take my manual transmission away... by haedesch · · Score: 1

      too true. Auto may be more economical and such, but without manual transmission it would be a burden to drive instead of a pleasure

  26. Chauffeurs by tinhorn+king · · Score: 1

    I guess the kind of people buying these cars will use chaffeurs anyways. I guess a lot of MCSE's will be doing a bit of moonlighting when this car comes out.

  27. iDrive? by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

    You mean BMW is supporting shared disk space for MP3's and warez now?

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  28. I take issue with that description by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

    As a chain Wawa (no second capital W) is vastly superior to a 7-11. The deli is better, the store is cleaner, the staff is generally less surly. Please, please, don't demean this wonderful chain by equating it with a 7-11; it's like saying Linux is basically a DOS like operating system.
    Also, Wawa is an Native American word meaning Canada goose. (this piece of information courtesy of a carton of milk from the Wawa, back in my childhood).

    1. Re:I take issue with that description by Cadre · · Score: 2
      As a chain Wawa (no second capital W) is vastly superior to a 7-11. The deli is better, the store is cleaner, the staff is generally less surly. Please, please, don't demean this wonderful chain by equating it with a 7-11; it's like saying Linux is basically a DOS like operating system.

      Okay, if we are going to be relating convience store chains to operating systems, I'd like to point out that Wawa wouldn't be the Linux of them. It might rank around the Mac OS 6 level (with 7-11 ranking in at good ol' DOS). Sheetz is a far better chain than Wawa and would be the Linux of them...

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    2. Re:I take issue with that description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally! Sheetz rocks!!! especially the ones with the deli and you order your sandwiches by going up to a touchscreen monitor and selecting all your fixin's. Very tech-savvy, those Sheetz.

    3. Re:I take issue with that description by lunatiq · · Score: 1

      Wawa rocks. I miss being able to go to the local Wawa. All we've got here in Chicago is a bunch of lame 7-11's and the Wawa-wannabe's called White Hen Pantry.

      When I lived in the Lehigh Valley, PA, I'd stop at Wawa every day to pick up two pints of iced tea and one of their cheap but readily available breakfast sandwiches. Sometime later in the day, or even for supper, some fresh sandwiches. Their Boli's were good too. And they had the cheapest cigarette prices around.

      Oh, and local stores don't have cheap iced tea drinks in pints and cartons from the dairies. Local stores only have bottled national brand iced tea, and it's all nasty tasting too, even the Snapple stuff.

      I can name ... probably six Wawa's and I ain't from Saath Joysie either! But the drive to the nearest Wawa would be a *bit* extreme!

      Ahh, freshman year in Bethlehem .. and someone says "Let's go to Wawa" and I say, "What the F?? is a waa waa?!?" :-) I'd also never heard of a perogie, and never used the term hogie, and had never had a cheesesteak in my life, let alone funnel cakes .. ahh the things the midatlantic states get to enjoy!

  29. Greed stifles innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    It is obvious from the contents of the above post that the insurance industry's greed is to blame for the fact that in the high-tech decade of '00, our cars have seen few improvements over the mechanical controls that ran them in the 1960s.

    Why can't the greedy insurers and banks encourage innovation for once, instead of killing it off through price gouging and FUD?

    Just a thought...

    1. Re:Greed stifles innovation by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      It is obvious from the contents of the above post that the insurance industry's greed is to blame for the fact that in the high-tech decade of '00, our cars have seen few improvements over the mechanical controls that ran them in the 1960s.

      And me without any mod points. Somebody please throw a +1, Funny or two at the parent of this post. I think it's hilarious.

    2. Re:Greed stifles innovation by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      Just because the controls are still mechanical doesn't mean they haven't been improved. Far from it. The reason why they're still mechanical is that first of all that mechanicals are reliable and a proven solution. This isn't software where crashes are acceptible, so there is, rightfully so, hesitation to move to something else. Secondly, mechanical controls transfer vibrations through them that allow the driver to feel what the car is doing. That is lost with by-wire controls. So really, there's no desire to move away from mechanical controls.

      There has, however, been plenty of innovation where its warranted. Air bags and ABS are obvious safety innovations that are on almost all cars these days. How about efficiency improvements like CVTs and variable valve timing and lift setups seen in engines today? Or better yet, hybrids and electrics? What about Ferrari's new automatic clutch? There is plenty of innovation in cars these days.

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    3. Re:Greed stifles innovation by twinpot · · Score: 1

      The "automatic clutch" has been done before. The mid 50's to mid 70's Citroën DS had a semi-automatic with dry clutch - you move the gear lever, it does the clutch.

  30. Registration-free link by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 4, Insightful
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  31. BMW 745i by BWJones · · Score: 3, Informative

    On a recent business trip, I had the opportunity to drive a new 745i. All I have to say it what in the hell was BMW thinking? My first impression of the car walking up to it was, wow.....it's ugly. My next impression was sitting in the drivers seat and wondering how to turn on the headlights. (it was night) I kept thinking that this was absolutely like a Microsoft designed interface.

    Any vehicle that has a user interface so non-intuitive that one needs to pull out the owners manual to adjust the mirrors, figure out how to shift, and turn on headlights is just plain bad design. And what is up with the parking brake?!!? Furthermore, I like being able to determine what gear I am in by touch, not having to look at a display someplace. BMW vehicles in the past have had wonderful driving experiences with intuitive placement of controls, but if this is the way things are going with BMW, I will be looking at Audi (the A8 is a wonderfully understated and competent automobile with a superlative driving environment.) BMW should know what they are doing and I can only hope this is an accidental release. (They got it right with the Mini afterall.)

    Quirky is one thing (Porshe and Saab with weird places for the ignition key), but the 745i's interface is downright unacceptable, bordering on dangerous.

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    1. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the owner of an Audi A6, I long thought that the BMW 5-series was the ugliest midsize sedan out there. Now that BMW has the 7-series, BMW has two of the fugliest cars on the road. I know lots of people like the 5, I can see why, but who can possibly LOVE the new 7?

      I dare say it's impossible.

    2. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you buy a 745i, you dealer normally explains everything or atleast the basic features, if you couldnt turn on your headlights, you shouldnt have been driving it in the first place.
      its like going from a sportsplane to an f16
      you have to listen to the salesman or read the manual, or just mess with it on your driveway.
      besides, i think its fun to discover features months after you bought the car.
      BMW just owns and they manage to survive all those amerian giants by pulling stunts like this.

    3. Re:BMW 745i by Osty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Any vehicle that has a user interface so non-intuitive that one needs to pull out the owners manual to adjust the mirrors, figure out how to shift, and turn on headlights is just plain bad design.

      Current car layouts (gear shifter generally obvious, steering wheel, key ignition in one of several common places, etc) are not "intuitive", either. Rather, they're "comfortable", because they don't deviate much from what you've been driving. Think about it. A Ford Model T and a Porsche 911 are still pretty similar in layout of the steering wheel, gear shift, gas, breaks, etc. Yes, the 911 may have things in slightly different places, and it certainly has many more options, but the point is that the layout is still similar to everything that's come before.


      Now, before you say that the reason cars have the layout they do is because that layout is intuitive, let me say instead that that's certainly not the case. When cars were first being made, why didn't they use a "horse reigns"-like steering system, since that's what everybody was using before and thus must've been "intuitive"? Or why not a rudder lever like on a smaller boat, rather than the steering wheel from larger boats? Why gas on the right, break on the left? These things are not intuitive, but they're ingrained in us from long use. Think back when you first started driving. Did you just hop in the car and know how to do everything? Of course not, because it's not intuitive. But you learned, and having learned a certain way that's what you're comfortable with. And so, when a company tries to innovate and do something new, you complain because you have to read the manual to do what you think are "intuitive" tasks, even though you should be reading that manual anyway before driving the car away from the dealer.


    4. Re:BMW 745i by foobar104 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, so you wrote a long skreed about how "intuitive" is a fundamentally meaningless term. Unfortunately, I think that's because you're confused about what "intuitive" means, as applied to technology and whatnot.

      When I sat down at my first Mac in the summer of '84, I went through a fairly lengthy training program about how to use the mouse. It was the first thing that popped up when you turned on the computer, and it covered stuff like what "click" means, versus "click-and-hold," "click-and-drag," or "double-click." It pointed out the fact that you can pick up the mouse and move it to another place on the table without moving the pointer. These things weren't obvious. They had to be taught.

      Years later, pretty much everybody in the 6-60 age bracket knows how to use a computer mouse. We think of computer mice as being "intuitive" because using them involves applying skills that we all acquired long ago.

      But change some fundamental way that the mouse works. Say instead of using a button to click, you had to push the mouse forward slightly, then pull it back toward you. This would strike you as awkward and-- presto!-- unintuitive.

      In this context, "unintuitive" means "differs from established custom in a significant and noticeable way."

    5. Re:BMW 745i by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > When I sat down at my first Mac in the summer of
      > '84, I went through a fairly lengthy training
      > program about how to use the mouse.

      "Fairly lengthy"? You mean the "Mousing Around" tutorial? The one with the fish bowl and the little piano keyboard? I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".

      How many times did you have to do it before you finally got the hang of it? I mean, we're talking about the proverbial single-button mouse. A la Homer Simpson: mouse goes up, mouse goes down. Cursor goes up, cursor goes down.

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    6. Re:BMW 745i by ghostlibrary · · Score: 2

      Most of the ideas you mention (reins to steer, rudder to steer) _were_ tried in the early automotive days. Likewise, 'break on left, gas on right' wasn't the original concept, each car had a different method and often used levers or such for throttles instead of pedals. Also, there is lineage-- bikes used handlebars, so some cars tried that, too.

      The current layout came mostly from a small handful of manufacturers suddenly making very standardized cars, and became the default setup.

      Like any good mechanical design, the final layout succeeded because it:

      * was mechanically feasible

      * mapped well to the problem

      * effectively represented the function (i.e. wheel turns = car turns, as opposed to, oh, push level forward=left).

      So design isn't just "people are used to it", there are (*gasp*) actual thought processes behind it.

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    7. Re:BMW 745i by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      "Fairly lengthy"? You mean the "Mousing Around" tutorial? The one with the fish bowl and the little piano keyboard? I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".

      If memory serves me right, it was about five minutes or so, maybe even longer than that. For something which, twenty years later, we call "intuitive," that's pretty extensive training.

    8. Re:BMW 745i by JFMulder · · Score: 2

      > I'm not sure I'd describe it as "lengthy".
      > How many times did you have to do it before
      > you finally got the hang of it? I mean, we're
      > talking about the proverbial single-button
      > mouse. A la Homer Simpson: mouse goes up,
      > mouse goes down. Cursor goes up, cursor goes
      > down.

      You see , that's the problem with technically inclined people. I have this problem myself. because we think it's easy to do something for us, and we learned it pretty quick, it must also be easy for others.

      Figuring from what the other poster said, if he used a mouse in '84, he must be older than me, and maybe older than you are. He never probably didn't grow up playing games and using computers. I did, and probably you too.

      That's why when we first used mouse, it came relatively easy to me. After all, it wasn't totally different from a joystick. Not that much anyway.

      I have a father who is really not technically inclined. I mean, we've had a computer for 5 years, and he can't still figure out what's the difference between the files on his computer and the files on an FTP server. Him : "If I erase the file on my computer, can people still access it on the Internet." Me : "Of course, it's on Geocities, you sent it there." No talking about uploading, he wouldn't know. My father is not dumb tough. On the contrary. But, he's 60, didn't have a lot of money when he was young. Didn't get to mess around with a computer before late 80's (and it was on an 8086 with DOS, so Windows is pretty different), and even then, he only used it for WordPerfect and Lotus 123. But when Windows 95 came, he got totally lost. But I had never really messed with any version of Windows before and started using it and found it intuitive and easy to use.

      Maybe he was just too used to DOS-like interfaces and hasn't been able to use Windows.

      Same thing for that guy with the mouse. Maybe he was too much used to a keyboard, and mouse was totally weird concept to him.

      Or then maybe I'm wrong, and my foot is in my mouth right now.

    9. Re:BMW 745i by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Okay, so you wrote a long skreed about how "intuitive" is a fundamentally meaningless term. Unfortunately, I think that's because you're confused about what "intuitive" means, as applied to technology and whatnot.

      When I was studying mathematics years ago, one of my profs gave me the best definition of the term "intuition" that I've ever come across.

      For a young mathematician, there are a few words that seem puzzling and out of place in the mathematical vocabulary; "elegant" and "intuitive" are among them. Many times I heard some step in a proof described as "intuitively obvious", when (a) it was *not* obvious to me and (b) the notion of "intuition" didn't seem to fit well into the world of mathematical rigor. I quickly gained an understanding of what was meant by "intuition" in the context of math; mathematicians who've been around for a while gain a "feel" for things and know what's likely to be true without laboriously working it out (and intuition is critically important to research -- doing a depth-first search of the space of possible proofs looking for interesting theorems would be... tedious ;-) ).

      When I asked my prof about it, though, he gave me a precise, concise and absolutely correct definition. "Intuition," he said, "is nothing more or less than applied experience." He went on to point out that "experience" is completely different from "knowledge"; in fact they're nearly orthogonal.

      So, when trying to decide if something will be intuitive to some person, you just need to consider whether or not they have significant applicable experience, which is to say, how similar it is to what they've used before. It's also a good idea to consider if it might have misleading similarities. Apparently applicable experience which is nevertheless wrong makes the new thing seem "counter intuitive".

      This is exactly what you said, I just thought you might find it useful to have a precise yet usable definition of the term.

      Unfortunately, this definition points out that one of my favorite quotes is, in fact, wrong. Bruce Edigar said that "The only 'intuitive' interface is the nipple. After that it's all learned". But the nipple isn't an intuitive interface. Babies don't start sucking because they have experience with something fairly similar. The nipple is an *instinctive* interface; people come into the world with that knowledge hard-wired.

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    10. Re:BMW 745i by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Just had to mention that the "break" is not on the left. The clutch is on the left. When was the last time you say a Model T with an automatic transmission? Either way, clutch left/gas right may not be the case in Europe, where people drive while sitting in the right hand seat. Yet, I believe it was a wise decision to put the brake in the middle, because, in an emergency, you can stomp on the brake with both feet, which might have given you more braking power back in the days when brakes were not power-assisted. It's really less a matter of intuitive as finding the "best" way to do something. It's possible that we will figure out better ways to control cars in the future that allow for a safer and more functional driving experience, but the current configuration of controls has served us fairly well for close to 100 years. Honestly, when was the last time you got in a car and said to yourself: "Goddammit!!! Why the fuck did they put the gas on the right!?!?! And, WTF is up with this clunky steering wheel interface for turning left and right!?!?! I just can't control this FSCKING thing. If only they had done it the INTUITIVE way!!"

    11. Re:BMW 745i by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      From some site on the internet about the Model T's controls:

      "There are three pedals on the floor, two levers on the steering column, and one floor lever to the left of the driver. The floor lever is neutral while in the upright position, second gear when in the forward position while the leftmost pedal is not depressed, and emergency brake when all the way back.

      The leftmost pedal is first gear while depressed, second gear if the floor lever is forward when released. The middle pedal is reverse gear and the rightmost pedal is the brake. The right lever on the steering column is the gas, and the other lever is the spark advance."

      So in short, you're wrong.

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    12. Re:BMW 745i by wheany · · Score: 1

      Either way, clutch left/gas right may not be the case in Europe, where people drive while sitting in the right hand seat.

      You're confusing Europe with Britain.

    13. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so, when a company tries to innovate and do something new ...

      That's the point, there is nothing new in switching the headlights on/off.

      Only thing that have changed is that before you had one dedicated switch (and that's intuitive: one function, one switch) and now you a) won't find it b) at last find it in 3rd sublevel of some menu, an impossible operation while doing 100 mph (standard speed in Germany) c) have to first select that what you want to adjust and then adjust it: plain idiocy in a car meant to be driven fast.

    14. Re:BMW 745i by g4dget · · Score: 1
      but the point is that the layout is still similar to everything that's come before.

      Yes, and that's no accident: the size, layout, and feel of controls on current cars is driven by physics and engineering. You know roughly how big a manual transmission or steering wheel ought to be. There were a few designs that worked and were cost effective; anything else was really expensive or downright impossible.

      Electronics already made things worse to some degree. But GUIs remove all those constraints and designers can do things in arbitrary ways. Users of a GUI have no guidance based on physical constraints what controls to expect or how to operate the car. You can't put 10000 physical buttons into a car, but you can put 10000 GUI buttons into a UI.

      When cars were first being made, why didn't they use a "horse reigns"-like steering system, since that's what everybody was using before and thus must've been "intuitive"? Or why not a rudder lever like on a smaller boat, rather than the steering wheel from larger boats?

      You wouldn't be able to turn the wheels at low speed without some kind of gearing; that's why rudders or reigns don't work well. The design of the steering wheel is driven by physics and ergonomics. Try coming up with something that works as well.

      Did you just hop in the car and know how to do everything? Of course not, because it's not intuitive

      Of course, I did, and you probably did, too. Someone tells you how to turn the thing on and get it into "drive", and after that, it's trivial: one pedal makes it go, the other makes it stop, and the steering wheel turns it.

      Almost all driving instruction and learning is safety-related, not about how to move the car.

    15. Re:BMW 745i by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      have to first select that what you want to adjust and then adjust it: plain idiocy in a car meant to be driven fast.

      (From a cartoon published many years ago in Playboy -- a male driving instructor and his woman student in a convertible: "Very good, Miss Wilson -- but that was me you just shifted into third."

    16. Re:BMW 745i by ScannerBoy · · Score: 1

      Acording to your logic everything you don't know how to use is unintuitive until you learn how to use it. After that its an intuitive interface until someone changes the "normal" mode of operation. Which just means that you have to learn how to use it. So, technically nothing is unintuitive. Woot, give yourself a hand.

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    17. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on. Have you every tried to *drive* a Model T? Different beast altogether. The three pedals go something like this (hey, it's been YEARS so my memory may have some parity errors!): left pedal in=low gear, left middle position=neutral, left pedal out=high gear. Center pedal in=reverse. Right pedal=brake. Throttle control was a lever on the side of the steering column (think blinker stalk) and spark control was a small dial in the center of the steering wheel. Then there's the pre-1910 Model T's (two pedal but that's another challenge)....

    18. Re:BMW 745i by rickerbr · · Score: 1

      Porsche puts the key where they do (to the outside of the car on the dash) because of tradition. Back when they had true Le Mans starts (drivers lined up across the pit lane from the cars and ran to them at the start), the thought was to have one hand on the gear shift and one to activate the starter. It has been that way since the earliest 356s and 550s all the way to my current 996. I don't know if they'll do this with the SUV or not. Why Saab orignally put the ignition on the floor is beyond me.

    19. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Current car layouts (gear shifter generally obvious, steering wheel, key ignition in one of several common places, etc) are not "intuitive", either. Rather, they're "comfortable", because they don't deviate much from what you've been driving"

      there are reasons why these things wound up where they are and they really have more to do with ease of construction than they do with usability.

      we have a steering wheel for safety. the first steamers & tractors had a "T-bar" type steering interface that DID feel more like the reigns of a horse. the problem is, when you hit a rock, the "t-bar" could very easily break your hand. so they went to a wheel so when the steering kicked itd just slip out of your hand

      the gas is on the right because in america, (where much of the early development of cars happened) drivers sit on the left. since the motor is in the center of the vehicle, it only makes sense to put the trottle control closer to it. the brake pedal goes towards the outside so theres more room for the designer to put the mechanisms needed for it in the engine compartment. the brake & gas pedals could easily be switched, but the control levers would have to cross over in the engine compartment resulting in more complication.

      the ignition wasnt always on the steering column, but the reason it has found itself there is for security. sometime in the early 60's steering wheel locks became standard equipment for most makers, so they integrated the steering lock with the ignition system. easiest way to do that? put the ignition on the steering column.

      the shifter goes right on top of the transmission no matter which side the driver sits in. imagie trying to put it on the other side.

      granted the current norm of placement may not be the most efficient placement of the controls. but it is important that there be a standard of some sort. the current system is like it is because of engineering obstacles of the past. sure they can be overcome now, but should they be?

      maybe you should be reading the manual before driving the car, but is the valet going to? ever bought a used car? they dont always come with a manual.

      a cars interface should be changed when it either A: makes things easier for the driver, or B: makes things easier for the engineer.

      i dont believe the iDrive does either.

    20. Re:BMW 745i by MKalus · · Score: 2

      >>Quirky is one thing (Porshe and Saab with weird places for the ignition key), but the 745i's interface is downright unacceptable, bordering on dangerous.

      The Porsche Key is on the left because of it's race car heritage (24h LeMans).

      Nothing strange about it.

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    21. Re:BMW 745i by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Actually, quite a few (high performance) cars had the accelerator pedal in the middle up till the 1930's. Also on a manual car, you're very unlikely to be able to get both feet on the brake pedal.

      England (and other commonwealth countries + Japan) drive on the left, Europe on the right.

      Early cars also experimented with tiller steering, rear wheel steering, four wheel steering, transmission brakes only (!).....

    22. Re:BMW 745i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Ford Model T and a Porsche 911 are still pretty similar in layout of the steering wheel, gear shift, gas, breaks, etc.


      the Model T had a hand-operated gas lever, and none of its pedals did quite what a modern-car driver would expect it to. i can't speak for the Porsche.
  32. Customization by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Why don't they design the user interface to be more customisable. They could just put in a touch screen powered by something (not WinCE) and people could even design their own interfaces. You could download them like you download skins. Most UI's a crap, if they could be customised you wouldn't have to live with them. The basics of a good interface is one that can be customised to the users preferences

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    1. Re:Customization by the_verb · · Score: 1

      A single broken interface is bad, but people can get used to it. Infinitely customizable interfaces lead to infinite levels of brokeness, with no ability to leverage learning time from one car to another. --the verb

    2. Re:Customization by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I don't know about you, but I don't trust half the people I know (mostly the programmer half) to design a decent interface to the front door, let alone a one-ton hunk of metal that I might one day be hurtling down the road and have to figure out. The very thought makes me shudder.

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  33. Seems highly dangerous to me... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember another car with a similar system, perhaps Alfa Romeo. The problem with a "one knob control" is that
    a) Many functions will be not directly accessible, but in a submenu. Instead of just turning up the heat you have to go Climate control->Temperature-> and then adjust. This puts some strain on the driver I imagine, much like handling a mobile phone.

    b) Because of that, one needs feedback in order to know what one is doing. You will either have to look at a little screen (like in the Alpha Romeo) and take your eyes of the road (very dangerous), or listen to voice feedback and go through the menus that way (very annoying and slooow).

    I much prefer old-style controls, so I can just blindly reach for the various buttons. No need to look at them even briefly. By all means improve the controls by laying them out well, or automating part of it, like for example the climatronic system. But please leave me with ordinary buttons and knows, don't make me use some daft menu. I am all for gadgets and such but this is plain dangerous.

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  34. Coming Soon... by Fruny · · Score: 1, Funny

    - "Hal, open the door"
    - "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that".

  35. STUPID FUCKING TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aaaaaa

  36. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic... by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    a former housemate said they recently built one near his parent's house in Maryland (with gas station)..... what's next!?!? waterice, soft pretzels, Goldberg's Peanut Chews and Tastykakes in California!?!?

    hmmmmmm Wawa sounds like a good idea..... later friends!

  37. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by hirschma · · Score: 1

    I'd counter this with: yes, they do. It works, and has proven to be quite efficient. Moreover, it is arguable that it became a "universal" interface when other variations simply didn't work as well. Pushbutton gear-shifting, joystick steering, semi-automatic transmissions - they've been tried, and they failed. Because they didn't meet a simple equation.

    A good interface is:

    - Intuitive. Like it or not, "normal" car interfaces are something that are generally well understood by the driving world's populations. So they are easy to teach, and there is a good bit of inherent education transmitted by simply living in the driving world. Most school in the US, Europe, and a good part of Asia, inherently understand "normal" auto interfaces through a sort of osmosis (video games, magazines, fiction).

    - Efficient. A gear shift (manual) or level or t-stick (auto) just works. One step to get to the gearing that you want. Pedals are simple and direct - press for more "go", let up for less. There is not need to think; it becomes a transparent extension.

    - Aesthetic. This is the least important in terms of getting things done, but is a "nice to have" kind of thing. I think most here would agree that an "ugly" interface (a CLI is not "pretty" to most people) that gets the job done best is ... best.

    If you are going to sacrifice the intuitive nature of an existing interface for something different, it should have an efficiency advantage. Likewise, if you are going to cosmetically change an interface (for aesthetic reasons) to the point where it becomes less intuitive, it should at least not loose its efficiency.

    What does the BMW iDrive add here? It appears to be interface for the sake of interface. It appears to add steps to most routine processes, not make them easier. For certain things, analog is just better. Like car interfaces.

    iDrive is like comparing digital to analog watches. The first digital watches added no additional functionality to telling time, and actually made the task harder. Although they started out as luxury goods, the watch buying public soon realized that, frankly, they are amazingly inefficient chronograph interfaces. And yes, many folks didn't understand how they worked back then.

    As a result, most watches sold are analog. In fact, it is almost impossible to find "luxury" digital watches today. I expect that automobiles will go through a brief computer interface phase, and then return to something more standard.

    jonathan

  38. Agree.. My 525i has around 40 buttons on the dash. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't imagine where they would put 30 more buttons.. As it is my 1995 525i has around 40 buttons on the dash next to the stereo that display avg MPG, avg MPH, top speed, trip distance, timers, how much gas is left, how many miles i have left before it runs out, displaying in Kil/Miles, 12/24 clock mode, alarms, waypoints, etc .. This was back in *1995* .. There is no other way to keep adding in cool stuff without having to come up with something like this.

  39. The Trial would go something like this..... by jokerghost · · Score: 1

    We could save taxpayers millios by implementing this into the judicary system.

    Judge: How do you plead Mr. Defendant?

    Defandant: Not Guilty, your honor.

    Judge: On what grounds?

    Defendant: It wasn't my fault. The car BSOD'd.

    Judge: Case dismissed.

  40. Hahaha! MCSE's?? You mean CCNA's right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MCSE's will still be driving their crummy Yugos, bub. There is no money for them any longer.

  41. Crash Proof Cars - how popular by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

    I am just waiting for the crash proof car to come out. I can't see it being too popular, as all those idiot tailgaters won't be able to tailgate any more.

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  42. GT + BMW + iDrive = Funny by EchoMirage · · Score: 2

    A bit off-topic, but amusing. Here's a little known but interesting fact. GT bikes patented (and trademarked) the "iDrive" name for its race-level full-suspension mountain bikes (and they're beauties!). BMW came up with the same iDrive name a few months later and thought they'd roll it into production. GT, of course, put the brakes on, but they came to a friendly understanding and now BMW licenses the iDrive name from GT.

    So the next time any of you especially wealthy ones are out cruising in your iDrive-equipped BMWs, just remember the name (like all things great ;-) started with mountain bikes.

  43. Cars by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

    Just give me the basics, wheel, clutch, brake, gas, and a gear shift....

    My Corvette has 5 different computers in it. They monitor everything. It has a central DIC, driver information center, for most things. It tells you all stats on the car as well as any warnings or problems. The good part is the Active Handling system. The computers in the car constantly monitor many things... lateral G's, accelaration, braking, tire slippage, etc. Unlike other cars with basic traction control is that the Vette will correct problems for you. If it senses the back end coming around it'll independantly brake a single will to bring the car inline. Very handy, and has saved me before when hitting loose gravel or water.

    The bad part is that everything is computer controlled. Want to put in a good alarm system? Good luck. :) It has also caused some cars to have electrical gremlins..very hard to track down.

    1. Re:Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If it senses the back end coming around it'll independantly brake a single will to bring the car inline."

      can you turn that off? i wouldnt want a corvette i couldnt drive sidways, whats the point otherwise?

    2. Re:Cars by NetJunkie · · Score: 2

      Yes you can. You can also go in to competition mode, which lets you spin the tires (no traction control) but won't let you get out of line (Active Handling On).

  44. OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by knewman_1971 · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS-DOS: You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys. Failing to find them, you climb on your bike and pedal over. You have to make several trips since you can only carry one thing at a time.

    OS/2: It's a great car, it drives well, but it will only work on 70% or the roads in your area. After fueling up with 6,000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching band on parade. Halfway there, the car blows up, killing you and half the town.

    WINDOWS: You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly; because attached to the back of the car is a freight train. Other than that, it's pretty neat; it's all run by pushbuttons, but it only goes about 35mph, you gotta warm it up for twenty minutes before it'll run, and it manages to hit 3 phone poles, a mail box, a stop sign, and two other cars on the way.

    WINDOWS NT: It LOOKS really fast, like a Formula 1 car, and it's built so low to the ground that you can't take it out of the driveway. You get in the car and write a letter that says "Go to the store". Then you get out, and mail the letter to your dashboard.

    WINDOWS 95: You call the garage to find out it isn't fixed yet, but you can keep the Windows loaner until it is.

    MACINTOSH SYSTEM 7: You get in the car to go to the store. The car drives you to church, because the store has mysteriously exploded.

    UNIX - You get in the car and type "GREP STORE". You screech off at 200 miles per hour, and arrive at the barber shop.

    UNIX-WARE - Great deal, and looks really cool. Doesn't have an engine, though... Call Novell, buy an engine. No tires. Call Novell. No transmission. Call Novell. No clutch. Call Novell. No carbs. Call Novell. They don't support carbs anymore. Buy a fuel injector. No steering wheel ...

    NETWARE - You have to hire a CNE to chauffeur you around, but he keeps wrecking the car.

    AMIGA - You get in the car and tell it to go to the store. It takes you to a shopping mall on the moon.

    TALIGENT/PINK: You walk to the store with Ricardo Montelban, who tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the store in his Learjet.

    AIX - Cool. A cross between a BMW and a Hyundai pickup truck.

    LINUX - The developers have been here overnight and changed everything again. You wonder what the new cattle-catcher front end and rear gun turret are for. Car won't start. Hot-wire the ignition. No oil pressure. Add oil. Bad backfire, injection system needs adjusting. Check manual - nope, manual's three months out of date. Tune injectors by ear. Stereo is missing the left channel, tire pressure seems low, needs a good wax job ... the hell with it, I'm gonna stay home and play with the car ...

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    1. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by RomikQ · · Score: 1

      So true, so true..... Back on topic: the iDrive thing is kind of cool, but seems to me that it is too much of a hassle. I mean the article says that you have to give written instructions (included with the car) to the valet if you want it parked, and even then, i suspect, he'll crash it, since valets usually aren't particularyly smart;). And I seriously hope that Microsoft never even starts thinking about building a car.

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    2. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by packeteer · · Score: 1

      you forgot the BSD car... so secure it wont let YOU in... sorry mods...

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    3. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by mini+me · · Score: 3, Informative
      And I seriously hope that Microsoft never even starts thinking about building a car.

      From: http://www.microsoft.com/insider/bmw7series.htm

      When we heard about BMW's telematics vision, we knew the exceptional quality in Microsoft technology would fit hand-in-hand," said Bob McKenzie, general manager of Microsoft's Automotive Business Unit.
    4. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by Anarchofascist · · Score: 2

      On-topic, yes, but

      1. Old.
      2. Out of date. Six of the OSes are not even supported anymore.
      3. Unoriginal.
      4. MODDED UP TO +5 FUNNY? What were you moderators thinking?

      [feckin kids]

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    5. Re:OLD computer humor, but on-topic... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      WINDOWS: if you have a car you're not allowed to buy a bike. A gramophone comes installed but if you want a CD player you have to buy it yourself. You can't remove the gramphone.

  45. Quicktime only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sure would be nice if BMW offered videos on their website in a standard format (not Quicktime). Considering that the majority of the users on the internet are windows users, it would only make sense to at least offer .WMV if not mpeg or some other more universal format.

    I've gotten to the point where if a video is in Quicktime or Realplayer format, I won't bother. Im not going download an additional video player to view your marketing content.

    1. Re:Quicktime only? by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      When did WMV become a universal format?

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    2. Re:Quicktime only? by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      Perhaps BMW think that Mac owners occupy a similar demographic in that they are prepared to pay a bit more for the experience?

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  46. Wawa and milk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think that you might drive to Wawa for there coffee more often than you do milk...

  47. Reminds me of the Porsche SNAFU by cOdEgUru · · Score: 2

    The Bruce Schneir book "Secrets and lies" talks about one of the models of Porsche which had a bug where in which if the gas tank has less than one litre of gas and takes a real hard swerve, the subsequent accumulation of gas in the tank to one side, would confuse the onboard chip to believe that the tank is empty and thereby shutting down the car immediately.

    I can imagine a couple of new born dot com millionaires who had no clue what the fuck just happened.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the Porsche SNAFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse yet was what you had to do to get it running again.

      You had to take a wrench and disconnect the battery cable and then wait for a reasonable number of seconds. Then after the whole computer mess was reset, you could take that same wrench and reconnect the cable. Murphy's law says that this would all happen in a driving rain storm!

      This probably means that you would also have to reset everything else that was resident in memory, such as the time setting, the radio station presets and who knows what else.

      By the way, this whole gimmick was known as "user-friendly"!!!

    2. Re:Reminds me of the Porsche SNAFU by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

      actually something similar happens if you fill the tank of an e36 bmw with the drivers door open!

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  48. Sounds like they need help with UI design by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    I'm sure most of you are familiar with the belief that nothing should ever be more than five clicks into a website. In the case of a car, nothing should ever be more than *two* clicks in.

    Why two? Because typically, you only have to frob ONE control in a car to accomplish your goal. Want to increase the fan speed? Slide over the lever or twist the knob. Activate the hazard lights? Push or pull the control, or flip a switch. And so on. The electric e-brake is a big mistake too, but I won't go into that yet.

    The ONLY reasonable way to have a LCD interface in a car is to have a row of mode buttons; One for environmental controls, one for stereo controls, one for navigation, et cetera; And have all the controls for that mode available once you enter it. Personally I am a big favor of real buttons, but i know they're somewhat impractical here. You COULD easily have a row of physical buttons down the side of the screen with changing labels next to them, but you must NOT have the top and bottom buttons scroll the list up and down. The whole point of having "hard" buttons is that you can reach for them by touch and not have to look at the panel.

    Voice recognition is a good idea, at least in a luxury car like this one designed to be quiet inside. With the use of a DSP you should even be able to make it work nicely while the radio is playing. But it doesn't solve this problem at all.

    The fact that you have to enter a sub-screen of a settings screen to access some functions is just wrong. BMW should know better than that. Also, using a mouse-type interface is stupid; It should be a touch-screen, period. If you use a pointer, you have to watch the pointer, which is going to divert your attention from the road. Pure idiocy.

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  49. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 funny!!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP +1 funny!!

      It doesn't work that way. You have to be a moderator to moderate, you can't just type it into a reply!

  50. Parts Availability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot the real biggie!

    Parts for the car would not be available after 5 years. Third-party car parts companies would not be allowed to sell parts for Microsoft cars.

    Anyone who tried would be sued with all of the diligence that Microsoft's $40 billion in cash would allow!

  51. Obligatory Viral Humor by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    Hi! How are you?

    I take you to this place in order to have your advice.

    See you later! Thanks

  52. What If Microsoft Made Cars? by __aasfhc1949 · · Score: 2
    Well, this has already been seen around here before, but this always gets a good chukle:

    http://m-a-t.com/msgates/

  53. Side article by axlrosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Be sure and click on the "related article" too, Menus Behaving Badly:

    My beagle, whose job description is "scan roadsides for squirrels," is in the back, moving from one side window to the other. Each time he shifts, sensors in the seat take note, and the right rear headrest whirrs up as the left one whirrs down. For the next two hours, the headrests dance in tandem, as if trying to provide comfort for restless spirits.

    1. Re:Side article by G-funk · · Score: 2

      The best part about that is the mental picture of some dude reviewing one of bmw's most expensive cars, and deciding he should put his dog in the back on the leather... Not the kind of intellignce to which I'd trust my car buying decisions :)

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    2. Re:Side article by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Yes, I saw that as well. Sounds like Microsoft logic to me. A weight shift in the back seat could only mean one thing. Imagine trying to reach back to get your child's toy from the area under the back window. The headrests would block you and try to crush your head against the roof every time you switched sides to try to reach it.

    3. Re:Side article by clone304 · · Score: 1


      That's EXACTLY what I'd do with a car I was reviewing. I'd trash that shit to hell and back so that I knew every aspect of its character. The dude owns a dog, what's he gonna do if he actually owns a 7? Put the dog in the trunk? Leash it to the bumper? Tie it to the roof? C'mon.. Who's showing intelligence?

    4. Re:Side article by G-funk · · Score: 2

      If he owns a new 7 series bmw he sure as hell can afford (and will use) a cheaper car for moving the dog. You don't get that kind of money by ruining expensive property.

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  54. Mmmm..... by SkulkCU · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    I have to say that I was never a fan of the sandwiches, but the great thing about WaWa is that any one I've been in has a very large selection of Tastycakes.

    Specifically, Coconut Juniors, Butterscotch Krumpets, and those penut butter thingies... mmmm...

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  55. Analog watch = status symbol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iDrive is like comparing digital to analog watches. The first digital watches added no additional functionality to telling time, and actually made the task harder. Although they started out as luxury goods, the watch buying public soon realized that, frankly, they are amazingly inefficient chronograph interfaces. And yes, many folks didn't understand how they worked back then. As a result, most watches sold are analog. In fact, it is almost impossible to find "luxury" digital watches today.

    Interesting statement, but wrong anyway. Watches are jewellery. Digital watches are perceived to be cheap (mainly because they are). Analog watches are perceived to be complicated mechanical things, ego expensive.

    Few people wear a watch they days to tell the time. Check your PDA/phone/etc. They're fashion accessories. Why do you REALLY wear a watch? 'Cause it's pretty, and prettier than the one your coworker is wearing.

  56. Car RADIOS are bad enough... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    In my last car, I had an aftermarket radio that I bought without thinking about it too much. Instead of a volume control knob, it had volume up and volume down buttons. They tried to make it clever, with one of those controlled-backlash features--that is, each UP press would take you up four units in volume, then each DOWN press would take you down a single unit.

    It drove me bananas. I can't believe just how annoying and distracting it was to use that thing.

    Plus, it had one of these deals where you can set eighteen FM stations and six AM stations--there's a row of six station buttons and another button that cycles you through FM-1, FM-2, FM-3, and AM. After about a month I finally got clued in and set FM-1, FM-2, and FM-3 each to the SAME set of stations. _I_ can't remember an arbitrary four-by-six array of stations and I don't think anyone else can, either.

    Setting the clock for daylight savings time? Twice a year I would say "this CAN'T be that hard, I'm SURE I can remember enough from last time to figure it out. Let's see, you press and hold the TIME button for three seconds and then hold the station 1 button while you press the "volume up" button? Nope, not it." And twice a year I'd have to stumble into my house and try to find where I had left the manual for the thing...

    What WILL Donald Norman do when EVERYTHING in the world is a badly-designed computer interface and there ARE no natural objects with plain "affordances" to point do?

  57. Short Answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because they are not nerds!!!

  58. and you think cell phones are bad? by crystalplague · · Score: 2, Funny

    wait until somebody rear ends you one day because they were busy reading their 20 volume instruction manual trying to figure out how to put the window down.

    1. Re:and you think cell phones are bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ksh$ man windows
      No manual entry for windows.

  59. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by Osty · · Score: 1

    Pushbutton gear-shifting, joystick steering, semi-automatic transmissions - they've been tried, and they failed.

    <voice style="Jon Stewart">Whaa?</voice>


    Pushbutton gear-shifting is the preferred method of gear-shifting in most all forms of racing. Throwing a gear stick around is just too inefficient, especially when you only have a limited amount of cockpit space as in some racers (others have much more cockpit room, like rally cars, but even they tend to prefer a "pushbutton"-ish shifting interface rather than a gear stick). As for "semi-automatic transmissions", I guess Porsche, Audi, etc didn't know that this has been tried and failed, since they still sell their Tiptronic/Multitronic drive systems, and they're actually quite popular (and work very well, though I'm the type that still prefers the manual shifter). BMW's SMG is also a pretty slick system.


    There are plenty of other "tried and failed" automotive ideas that are still being used. Take the previously mentioned Multitronic system from Audi, for example. It's just a continuously variable transmission, which has been done several times before, but Audi has made advances with the technology and so the Multitronic CVT system is much better than previous implementations by other manufacturers.


    Just because Ford, GM, or Chrysler don't do it or tried and failed doesn't mean it's not being done and done successfully by other, arguably better automobile manufacturers.

  60. BMW needs a UI guy by smagoun · · Score: 2

    The BMW engineers desperately need to read The Humane Interface by Jef Raskin. He knows a lot more about interfaces than they do. Computers are cool and all, but WIMP interfaces are hardly the pinnacle of good design.

  61. Too distracting by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    If you could put the LCD output on a HUD-type thing on the windshield then maybe you could change things and keep your eyes on the road. But as it is, i'd stay far far away from anything that i have to look down to use (this coming from someone who's already had one accident from not paying attention)

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  62. If they didn't second-guess the driver so much... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Even in this day and age, many of us still decry the evils of the automatic transmission (me being one of them). There are reasons why a great many cars are still made with a stickshift, the main one being that those of us who know how to drive a stickshift find that the automatic transmission tries to second-guess the driver too much and ends up getting things wrong, or at least not as smooth as they could have been. Even those "auto-stick" things they put in newer cars aren't capable of shifting at different RPM speeds very well. The only coding analogy I can think of is comparing HTML coding in Notepad to HTML coding in FrontPage.

    I think BMW is really shooting themselves in the foot with this idea. Sure, this technology will probably eventually catch on much like the automatic transmission did (I expect to see this idea flourish in the "family vehicle" market), but it will generally be detested by those drivers that like having an honest-to-God interface with the car instead of having to deal with a machine that assumes too much. And seeing as how BMW typically markets themselves to the sports car user...

    If this was something like cruise control, where I could push a button, turn off the computer and do the driving myself... maybe. But even then there's no way you'd see a device like this in a manual transmission. And if it doesn't have three pedals, I refuse to use it.

  63. in case you are not from the east coast and do not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a 7/11 is.....

    it is like a Kum and Go here in the mid west.

  64. ...Starring Bill gates as Chief Engineer! by cybercomm · · Score: 1

    If you've wondered what a car from Microsoft might be like, the 7 offers a clue. You half expect it to ask, "Where do you want to go today?"

    Lol...How true, lets just hope it is more reliable than M$.

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  65. Useless features? by xixax · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And has driving really got any more complicted than in 1953?

    OK, there may be some genuine safety advances that make the car more complicated, for example and air-conditioning system will help keep the windscreen from fogging up. But what functions do you need to drive a car safely?

    BMW et al. can make running the stereo and other non-essential features as interesting as they want, so long as they don't mix them up with essential functions. People who get used to a particular UI aren't going to be the only people driving this car. Nor do we particlarly need a situation where you need a certification in a particular model of car before you can drive it safely.

    Xix.

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    1. Re:Useless features? by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      Interestingly, in my Escort, the air conditioning tends to cause the window to freeze up instead of having the salutory effect of taking the moisture out of the air it is blowing up on the windshield. That particular feature seems to be a bit of a pox on a lot of damp cool Canadian fall days. Oh, and since they've thoughtfully wired your A/C to any setting that puts air out over the windshield, you're pretty much screwed unless you pull the A/C fuse. Nice design, that.

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    2. Re:Useless features? by Spyky · · Score: 2

      BMW et al. can make running the stereo and other non-essential features as interesting as they want, so long as they don't mix them up with essential functions

      In the case of the BMW iDrive system, all driving functions (lights/turn signals, gear shift, parking brake, steering) are centered around the steering wheel and dash cluster. All non-essential features (AC, stereo, phone, etc.) are controlled with the iDrive controller near the armrest.

      -Spyky

    3. Re:Useless features? by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      My VW directs air away from the windscreen (regardless of setting) until it is sufficiently de-humidified. Those Germans do know how to build cars.

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    4. Re:Useless features? by kaladorn · · Score: 2

      The problem in the escort is that the air coming out of the vent is dehumidified, but the air on the outside of the window and inside the car is not. The cold air rushes up, and moisture immediately condenses on both the inside and outside of the car window resulting in a vision blockage. So you go from having a bit of mist/fog on the windshield to having some ice. Also, the fact that the heat takes a while to come into the air stream doesn't help much as the air spitting out is very cold.

      Besides, since when did car users become too dumb to decide if they wanted the AC on or not?

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  66. It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    In my opinion, the worst flaw in automobile user interface design in history is that headlights stay on by default, even with the key removed, unless you explicitly turn them off. Does anyone have a good example why you would want a car's headlights to stay on (permanently until the battery runs out) after you have left the car and taken the keys with you? Please let the discussion begin.

    Subarus are the only pre-1992 cars I've seen that do not exhibit this behavior. My next car will most likely be a Subaru, for this (among many other) reasons. :) I still see plenty of 2002 model cars with thier lights on in parking lots, so I know the problem is still not solved.

    No doubt this car still does this, and now you have to go though 5 menus or so to turn them off rather than just rotating a dial. :)

    1. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Spinality · · Score: 1

      VW Beetle did this also. It was a nice feature. I was surprised and pleased when I found my 1972 Beetle turned the lights off for me. Parking lights stayed on, though.

      I believe the logic is that if the car stalls or breaks down, you don't want the lights turning off automatically. Anything more elaborate than simply staying on would have required an overly complex ignition switch, given the technology of the day. Of course, today, there's no excuse.

      Worse, they brainacs who design our cars have decided the headlights should stay on during daylight hours. I find this annoying, confusing, and dangerous.

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    2. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      My 1991 Olds 98 has the auto-off delay headlights.

      My Grandma's 89 Buick Park Ave did the same thing.

      There's 2 pre 1992s :)

    3. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by certsoft · · Score: 1
      I had a Subaru and got used to the car turning off the headlights for me. When I bought a 1995 F-150 I added a couple of relays in the dashboard to turn off the headlights when the key is turned off.

      I think I needed one relay for the headlights and one relay for the parking lights. I also added a short delay (around a second or so) using a capacitor, diode, resistor, and mosfet controlling the relays so they wouldn't glitch when moving from off to start.

    4. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Belgand · · Score: 2

      I have an '89 Cadillac DeVille with auto-on and auto-off headlights (the so-called "twilight sentinel", although I thought I beat him at the end of level 4...). The problem is that as of late the system has gotten rather sensitive. It will frequently not turn on for a long period of time unless it is extremely dark yet when confronted with bright light (i.e. going through the drivethrough) it shuts off and you have to go back to manual. Usually this means you forget to turn them off half the time expecting the car to do it automagically.

      The idea of lights that go off when you remove the key though sounds rather promising...

    5. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by topham · · Score: 2

      Don't know what car you refer to but, studies have shown that headlights on REDUCE accidents (atleast up until virtually all cars have them on.) Even in the day time. But, most newer cars I have seen have day-time running lights. NOT HEADLIGHTS.
      They are not focused like headlights and they do not turn on the tail-lights. (My petpeve is all the idiots driving during blizzards without their lights on. Very hard to see the back of a car when it is covered in snow and no lights.)

    6. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Jack_Frost · · Score: 1

      The idea of lights that go off when you remove the key though sounds rather promising...

      Not at all unusual.

      My 2001 Audi A4 turns cuts the headlights back to parking lights when the key is removed. Buddy of mine had a Hyundai Elantra in highschool that did the same thing... back in '94.

    7. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by gerbache · · Score: 1

      My 1987 Toyota MR2 would turn the lights off as soon as the driver's door was opened. Best light system I have ever seen. My 2000 Nissan Sentra will beep at me until I turn them off, which is usually enough to stop me from getting out of the car, but even that seems like a waste compared to the simplicity of the MR2 system.

      I'm another one who simply does not understand the necessity of these new cars to pack in all of this blasted technology. I like my Sentra, and some of these features are really handy (remote power door locks are a godsend for the absent minded, haven't locked the keys in the car yet!), but even though it's an economy car, it has it's moments where I think it's over-engineered. Someone desperately needs to make another car that does not have computer controlled anything, and lets the driver make all the decisions. Bah. Anyway. I imagine that one of these days I'll be a curmudgeon still driving around in an old car just because I actually -like- things like shifting gears on my own *grins*

    8. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by NETHED · · Score: 1

      I agree w/ you on the point that they could turn the lights off/on automatically. Our old Ford Taurus LX '88 did a SPELENDID job of turning the lights on and off as it sought fit, and it did a good job at it. (It also left the lights on for 3 minutes after the car was off, GREAT feature)

      My current car, a 98 Intrepid ES doesn't do it, but it does leave the lights on for 2 minutes after ignition is off, ONLY if correct powerdown procedure is followed. (Turn key off, key out, THEN turn lights off)

      I know the lights *will* shut themselves off after 10 minutes if left on by mistake, but 10 minutes is a LONG time.

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    9. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by clone304 · · Score: 1


      That's ridiculous. That's not a flaw, it's a feature. One day, when you least expect it, you will find yourself in the one situation where you NEED to have your lights on when the engine is shutoff and the key is outside of the car. My drunken state prevents me from recalling "exactly" when this has been useful for me, but I damn well know I'd rather have manual control of my headlights than be treated like an idiot by my car. Are you too stupid to remember to turn off your headlights?

    10. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by wadetemp · · Score: 2

      So I see your point... headlights might be useful for finding keys if you've dropped them. On the other hand, headlights only point in one direction on a car... if you drop your keys behind your car, or somewhere on the side, they do you very little good. If this is the only reason a person might want headlights on without the key in place, it could be better served by a lower power 360-degree light that wouldn't drain your battery so quickly (and even that could turn off on a timer.) Also, if you're in a drunken state, my guess is it's probably better if you can't find your keys. There's your feature. :)

    11. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Worse, they brainacs who design our cars have decided the headlights should stay on during daylight hours. I find this annoying, confusing, and dangerous.

      Uh, you have experienced little issues like fog, rain, snow storm, dust storm, cloudy day... etc.

      Many motorcycles drive with their headlights on during the brightest parts of the day (it makes them more visible to drivers and safer for their own travel) as do some car drivers.

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    12. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by clone304 · · Score: 1


      Well, close. I was thinking more along these lines. What if I was trying to break into pick the lock on someone's garage door in the middle of the night, but I had a crack-whore riding around with me. I sure as hell wouldn't trust he/she/it to not steal my car while I was fscking around with the lock, but I'd need the lights to allow me to see what the hell I was doing. Automagical light systems create a Catch-22 for me in this situation.. ;)

      Either way, I'm a believer in simple systems. When I'm driving a twenty year old car, I don't want my headlights controlled by a complex logic system that's trying to guess whether I want the lights on or off. Any time you put a logical question between the control and the effect, you are creating a potential point of failure in the system. In this case, it's just soooo much easier and more reliable for me to be the competent party. And, in my drunken state, I'd much rather drive with my lights on than be stricken by a malfunction in an IC caused by humidity inspired corrosion of electrical contacts. But, hey, we all choose are risks. I guess mine are just a little bit more unlikely and irrational than most ;)

    13. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by RayChuang · · Score: 2

      On my 1998 Honda Civic HX CVT coupe, if I leave my lights on after removing the car key the car buzzer goes off in a very annoying fashion. That's why I've never had my car lose battery power due to lights being left on after I leave my car. :-)

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    14. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by TheSync · · Score: 2

      The new VW cars will not allow you to leave your headlights on (which can occasionally be a problem if you are using them to light up something at night, but I can deal with that), and it also is quite difficult (impossible?) to lock yourself out of the car.

    15. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Spinality · · Score: 1

      Uh, you have experienced little issues like fog, rain, snow storm, dust storm, cloudy day... etc.

      Naturally, I'm pleased to turn the lights on when conditions warrant. This is true almost all day at high altitudes and latitudes -- and throughout Canada, for example, where daytime running lights are the law for a good reason. (I find this somewhat mysterious.) But in a Chicago suburb on a sunny day? Not good in my opinion.

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    16. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Spinality · · Score: 1

      Sorry, misspoke; I meant daytime running lights, which I do realize are different from headlights. And I know about the studies, and I've experienced the advantage of daytime running lights on (for example) a remote mountain road, though in that situation headlights feel safer.

      But I think the studies ignore the consequences of what happens when EVERYBODY has daytime running lights in dense traffic. There are so many moving lights that it can become hard to take everything in -- sensory overload. I'd rather leave it to the driver's discretion, though this is one of those cases where lots of folks are morons, and do the wrong thing. Still, I'd generally rather err on the side of personal responsibility than legislated behavior. JMHO.

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    17. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about other companies, but my dealer told me that when my MINI Cooper S comes in that I can have them de-program the DRLs, which I will most likely do.

    18. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all toyotas made since, like 1990, shut off the lights for you, i think ive used the headlight switch in my camry once, when i bought the car, its just been set to "on" ever since.

      when you switch the ignition off & open the door, the lights switch off, brilliant.

      ive also noticed that the car will keep you from running down the battery with the radio. one night at the drive-in theatre the radio just cut itself off halfway thru the 2nd movie, it was just saving me enough juice to get started again to go home :)

      usually i hate when a car tries to be smarter than me, but not when it really is.

    19. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by mph · · Score: 1
      What if I was trying to break into pick the lock on someone's garage door in the middle of the night, but I had a crack-whore riding around with me.
      Uh, there's an easier and simpler example which does not invoke the crack-whore. You have a garage that you unlock and open by hand (that is, without a garage door opener). You come home after dark, and no lights are on. You need the headlights to see the garage door lock, but need to take your keyring with you to unlock the garage door.
    20. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Miksa · · Score: 0

      My parents '84 Saab 90 and every other Saab we've own, including our slightly younger 9000 has had light memory. When the electricity is turned on the lights illuminate automatically and stay on until the electricity is turned. And since the law requires lights to be on when driving it doesn't require complex logic to determine when they should be on. And if you want the lights on or off, you just use the light switch that you don't usually ever have to touch. Of course this creates the problem that when I'm driving some one else's car I never remember to turn lights on =(

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    21. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Spinality · · Score: 1

      Until we pass a law requiring their use. Another good opportunity for the state to protect us from ourselves by legislating behavior. (Bitter? I'm not bitter.)

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    22. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Hast · · Score: 1

      It's a quick and secure way of separating parked cars from moving cars. (In case they have just slowed down, or are temporarily stopped.)

    23. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '74 VW Beetle. The same folks Subaru copied their engine from! ;)

    24. Re:It probably still has the worst flaw of all... by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      actually, my old jeep had an auto setting for headlights. it just would detect the light level outside and then turn on/off the headlights/interior lights accordingly. this was a 93 model, im surprised its not standard on most cars now!

      i would assume it isn't due to the prevelane of daylight runningl lights. other than that there is no reason it shouldnt be standard, such a device is pretty cheap to make.

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  67. wawa milk ? I think not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has one and she does not go to wawa for
    milk in it. In fact she does not even come close
    to a WAWA. Well lit clean places only. Want to go
    to wawa, use a GEO

  68. Bizarre slashbot responses... by sheldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is funny. Slashbot tries to slur Microsoft because of the BMW iDrive, yet doesn't even realize that the iDrive uses Windows CE.

    http://www.microsoft.com/insider/bmw7series.htm

    The system was actually built by Siemens along with all the custom software and such.

    Christ slashbot is so out of touch with the computing world it's not even funny, this thing has been in the news for the past year.

    1. Re:Bizarre slashbot responses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to see what that video is on that site, I dont have windows media player, so I clicked on the link to get it..

      Windows Media Player 6.3
      Total Size:

      Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a01f4'

      Variable is undefined: 'L_size12_Text'

      /download/download.asp, line 560

      strange thing is, that when using windows and IE that page works fine...galeon must have confused it

  69. Milk? Wawa? (OT) by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    OK, what is Wawa and why would you go there for milk? We've got these great things called grocery stores here where I live and they have had milk for sale for as long as I have gone there. I often buy milk in large quanties (at a substantial discount!) and bring it home, where I place it in a personal cooling unit known as a refridgerator. The really great thing about this is that I can go get some and not have to wait for my car to boot up.

    1. Re:Milk? Wawa? (OT) by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2

      It is the Seven-Eleven of the Philly area. Seedy little places on every corner (I used to buy smokes at the one in Narberth) which seem to stock every known type of human or otherwise grub at inflated prices. Aimed primarily at the Smokedot crowd and skater kids who rip off parking meters.

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  70. Re:If they didn't second-guess the driver so much. by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    And seeing as how BMW typically markets themselves to the sports car user...

    No BMW typically markets themselves to car users who have enough money to buy BMWs. And this useful piece of technology will certainly cost more than your average heater lever and hazard light knob, so BMW will market the iDrive cars to car users who have enough money to buy iDrive cars. And then these users will naturally deselect themselves as they cruise down the road trying to find the submenu for airconditioning. Which will naturally allow the population of car users without enough money for iDrives, but enough money for a standard BMW to grow, due to fewer natural predators. It is really a brilliant marketing strategy on BMW's part.

  71. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like Linux weenies - those webtoe dweezles gonna go thru a 0.025% approval meatgrinder and come out yakkers on the M$ helpdesk network. BWAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  72. If Your Eyes are Getting Old by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You may find this frustrating. I can read my dashboard, but it takes several seconds for my eyes to adjust to dash distance from road distance. I couldn't possibly think about fighting with a UI like that.

    BTW, the UIs for autos were not standardized in their current form very early on. I got the explanation how to drive a 1920 Ford truck a couple of weeks ago. These were very strange to the modern driver. I'm not sure if anything besides the steering wheel was in the same place as it is on typical cars of today. I think there was a brake pedal, but it was rightmost. Other pedals did different things to the gears, but there were assorted levers involved in gear-shifting, too. So, it takes time for these things to get worked out. Nowadays, that means thousands of lawsuits while things get worked out.

    1. Re:If Your Eyes are Getting Old by wheany · · Score: 1

      I have noticed that after spending a lot of time in the dark (like walking the dog in the evening), I have had trouble reading the display of my watch (yes it is backlit, ha ha). This could be a problem with the iDrive as well.

  73. iDrive by *xpenguin* · · Score: 1

    iDriveAndCrash

  74. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually pushbutton shifting is not used by anyone anymore, some F1 cars use a wheel mounted antomatic clutch system, but not pushbutton shifting.

    Audi is having a hard time selling the Multitronic, as it does not yet have any real advantage. In fact they allow you to turn it into a six speed semi-automatic.

  75. Freeways full of 12:00 by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    > Without a key, a floor shifter or really any
    > buttons, this might be the future for cars, are
    > the masses ready to wrestle with computers just
    > to go to Wawa for milk?"

    I agree that this could be a problem.

    In the maddening drive for car manufacturers trying to differentiate their cars, they're going to end up causing more harm than good.

    The good thing about cars is they all generally have the same interface. So if you've got more than one car in the family or you're renting a car, you generally know how to use it without having to take a 3-hour class as suggested by BMW in the article.

    With each manufacturer trying to come up with their own nifty interface, you're suddenly going to have lots of cars with wildly different user interfaces. BMW with their weird iDrive thing, Mercedes with their voice recognition, and who knows what Audi and Lexus will come up with.

    Of course there are few chances for someone to rent a 740i as a rental, but if this sort of thing filters down to the entry level cars, expect chaos.

    Cars aren't like computers, where a non-standard interface causes a major catastrophe. Click the wrong button on a computer because you're unfamiliar with what it does may, at worst, delete a file you didn't intend to delete. In a car, unfamiliarity with the controls can cause an accident.

    Here's an example. After having all Japanese cars, I recently bought a German roadster. In my car the cruise control knob is right next to the turn signal, which is in turn mounted kind of low. When I first got it, the first few times I tried to make a right turn, I ended up engaging the cruise control. That was disorienting, to say the least. I eventually got used to it and it was just one interface problem.

    I can imagine what it'll be like if you can't work the iDrive dial-thingy.

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    1. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      Could this be what would happen if there was suddenly 20 different versions of Windows out there?

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    2. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by Animats · · Score: 2
      The good thing about cars is they all generally have the same interface.

      And that took decades, and finally legislation. The brake pedal/accelerator/steering wheel combo wasn't standardized until at least 1925. The Model T Ford had a completely different pedal layout than what we're used to today. Congress and the NTSB had to mandate (49 CFR 571.102) the PRNDL shift quadrant. For decades, GM did it differently, for some historical reason in the original Hydramatic. People kept getting reverse by accident in GM cars.

    3. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by clone304 · · Score: 1

      It's already what happens with Windows. The point is, who cares. It's just a computer operating system. I'd hate to see a world where the leading cause of death is PEBCAK.

    4. Re:Freeways full of 12:00 by k_187 · · Score: 2

      Here's an example. After having all Japanese cars, I recently bought a German roadster. In my car the cruise control knob is right next to the turn signal, which is in turn mounted kind of low. When I first got it, the first few times I tried to make a right turn, I ended up engaging the cruise control. That was disorienting, to say the least. I eventually got used to it and it was just one interface problem.

      This has been pointed out elsewhere, but the fact that you are used to pushing one button to do something, and then in a different car, made by a different manufactuor, a button in a similar place does something different, is NOT an interface problem.

      Is is a problem if I own a TV with the power button on the right side, then buy a new one with the power button on the left?? I would hope not.

      Different designs call for different uses of that design. All of the people that complained about OS X's changes to the Mac interface weren't willing to change their old habits. Give something like this a week, and you'll probably be completely used to it.

      Oh, and if you bought an American car, it would probably work different as well.

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  76. Electronics in cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good Electronics in cars;

    1). Digital Engine Control Units (ECUs) for emissions and reliable drivability.
    2). ABS
    3). IR view sensors like on the Cadillac
    4). Active Suspension
    5). Automatic Windshield wipers :-)

    Bad Electronics in cars;

    1). Cell phones
    2). Complicated Radios
    3). Any kind of mouse or menu driven computer display like BMW iDrive.
    4). Automated braking and distance control.

  77. Re:If they didn't second-guess the driver so much. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    You sound like someone I know who can argue that seat belt laws are helping to lower the average IQ... :)

  78. And not always for the better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Cars have changed many times. I have driven cars from the 30's and it isn't that much more complicated if you already know how to drive a car with a standard with partial or no synchro on the manual transmission and with manual choke. If you can't do that, what the heck are they doing letting you drive an 1800 kg hopefully-guided missile?

    Turning cars into things idiots can drive has very much turned the roadways into the home of the idiot. ABS, automatic transmissions, cruise control (this one not so much), traction control, etc. are the kind of things that have lowered the bar of driver competence. And they give illusions of capability that aren't always accurate. ABS works better under some conditions than standard brakes, but not always. In slush or gravel, it actually has longer braking distance (as O.P.P. studies discovered). For some reason, vehicles got from A to B for years without a lot of these features and yet we have them now. Computer control is another example.

    Take your example of the dimmer switch. Remove the floor switch (not too hard to replace) and put it (linked to the windshield wipers/etc) on the control yoke (not as easy to replace) and this is an improvement? And what happened to automatic headlight dimmers like those used by Cadillac? The auto-industry has had any number of good ideas that for mysterious reasons have vanished, and a lot of hairbrained ones that stuck around.

    Once upon a time, car manuals listed technical specs like compression, gear ratios, horsepower and torque curves (not just single rpm quotations), bore and stroke, etc. Now, you get told about the cup holders. Need I say more?

    And I found it interesting that a some of the head safety guys for NASCAR and CART utterly disagree with some of the current design practices for cars. They _know_ about high speed collisions with other cars and with concrete walls, and they have a rather different philosophy on how to protect the passangers than most car manufacturers.

    Car manufacturers are in business to make money, not necessarily to make the best car and sometimes that means gizmos, even if they are a bad idea. If it were otherwise, someone can explain to me why a ten year old F150 supercab with a 2.5 ton truck 4 speed and a carbuerated 351 gets better MPG than a standard cab F150 with a 5 speed with overdrive and fuel injection and a 302? New ain't always better.

    1. Re:And not always for the better by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

      I have driven cars from the 30's and it isn't that much more complicated if you already know how to drive a car with a standard with partial or no synchro on the manual transmission

      he... i drive a car built /5/ years ago and i have to double-declutch when changing down (a la pre-synchromesh cars). it's a '97 mini and the synchro on 2nd gear is horribly bad.

      - clutch
      - neutral
      - clutch out
      - blip gas
      - clutch and change down

      and you have to do the above (esp. last 2 steps) reasonably close together. great fun... :)

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    2. Re:And not always for the better by falloutboy · · Score: 2
      If it were otherwise, someone can explain to me why a ten year old F150 supercab with a 2.5 ton truck 4 speed and a carbuerated 351 gets better MPG than a standard cab F150 with a 5 speed with overdrive and fuel injection and a 302? New ain't always better.


      That's a pretty good question, and since I'm a spaz for minor details, I went looking for the answer at Edmunds.com. According to them:


      2002 Ford F-150 Fullsize Crew Cab Truck
      4.6L V8
      231 hp @ 4750
      293 ft-lbs. @ 3500 rpm
      Estimated milegage (city/highway) 16/20 mpg (with automatic transmission)
      Source: http://www.edmunds.com/new/2002/ford/f150/4drsuper crewkingranch2wdstylesidesb46l8cyl4a/specs.html?id =lin0018


      1992 Ford F-150 Fullsize Extended Cab Truck
      (I couldn't find "supercab," I figured this would be close enough)
      4.9L straight 6
      145 hp @ 3400 rpm
      265ft-lbs. @ 2000 rpm
      No mileage data posted here
      Source: http://www.edmunds.com/used/1992/ford/f150/2drxltl ariat4wdextendedcablb/specs.html?id=lin0066


      I was able to get mileage data for the 1991 model year, and it was 16/20 city/highway for the 4.9L 6-cyl. So, given those numbers, newer is better.


      As for the new 7-series, I like it. Even the wierd rear end is growing on me. I had the opportunity to take a ride in one back in January, and I was pretty impressed. Regardless of the gadgets and gizmos, I don't think another sedan in the class can touch it in terms of driving fun.

    3. Re:And not always for the better by Spinality · · Score: 2

      I always double (de-)clutch on every car when downshifting, and have for 30 years. It's part of why I like driving with a manual transmission. Truck drivers and race car drivers do this because they must; I do it because I like it. :)

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    4. Re:And not always for the better by CrayzyJ · · Score: 1

      race car drivers? I'm certain NASCAR drivers do not double clutch. Are you talking historically?

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    5. Re:And not always for the better by Spinality · · Score: 1

      race car drivers? I'm certain NASCAR drivers do not double clutch. Are you talking historically?

      Yeah. Though some folks still drive crash boxes, and plenty of guys power-shift when they must (or to show off). And synchros can crap out, so you need to be able to compensate. Anyway, NASCAR isn't the only game in town.

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  79. Too complicated for them? by pinkpineapple · · Score: 1, Troll

    It's seems to me like a good way for keeping away idiots from buying cool cars like this beamer.

    PPA, the girl next door

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    1. Re:Too complicated for them? by syrinx · · Score: 1

      It's seems to me like a good way for keeping away idiots from buying cool cars like this beamer.

      I have a friend who is a BMW fanatic. He insists that 'beamer' should only be used for BMW motorcycles, and the correct term for a BMW car is a 'bimmer'.

      *shrug*

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  80. Karma whore link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  81. Shocking that it's BMW by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

    This iDrive idiocy sounds a lot more like a GM "innovation" than a German one. Jesus, my 635 is about the simplest goddamn car ever designed. I'm a little surprised that BMW -- a company supposedly devoted to the art of driving -- would produce such an elephantine, Microsoftian nightmare.

    It bodes ill. Happily, I'll never have a buck and a quarter to drop on a 745 (or a 760), so it's not likely to bother me except it the abstract.

    Best,
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  82. Thank you Mark Cuban.... by pjdepasq · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't let Bill Gates manage a WaWa.

  83. Have you seen the new designs from BMW? by Jack_Frost · · Score: 1

    Chris Bangle has lost his mind...

    1. Re:Have you seen the new designs from BMW? by nosferatu-man · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the new cars are hideous. I personally feel that BMW peaked, designwise, in 1989, but that's just my 635csi pride speaking.

      'jfb

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    2. Re:Have you seen the new designs from BMW? by jedrek · · Score: 2

      I can't agree, I really like the current (E39, E46, etc) makes and the stuff that's on the horizon is really nice as well, especially the new six-series and 5-series. It's definately superior (design wise) to anything comming out of Detroit, and pretty much rocks the new offerings from Mercedes-Benz (S and SLK)

  84. I'll be dipped... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    PEOPLE seem to misinterpret complexity as sophistication," Niklaus Wirth, the Swiss computer scientist, once said.
    Now, the NY Times starts an article by quoting Niklaus Wirth... What is the world coming to???

    Who's next? Brian Kerningham???

  85. I like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cars. Especially deloreans. You should buy me one.

  86. Your Corvette... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It has a central DIC...
    Is it located behind the steering wheel? :-D (sorry, couldn't resist).
  87. Check out Timex by hirschma · · Score: 1

    Um, I wear a watch so that I can find the time with the least amount of effort. Having it on my wrist works very well for that.

    Go to your local drugstore and look at the cheapest watches. Analog Timex... there is really no price difference.

    Point is that analog watches are dominant at all price points, from the cheapest to the most expensive. Why? People realized that it just works better.

    jonathan

  88. Inside sucks, outside groovy by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    I haven't driven one, but one pulled up behind me on the expressway this afternoon. Black. Like a spaceship. I thought Hotblack Desiato was trying to overtake and pass...

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    1. Re:Inside sucks, outside groovy by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I thought that he was dead.

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    2. Re:Inside sucks, outside groovy by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      I thought that he was dead.

      Only for tax purposes...
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  89. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

    I think he might be referring to the old Chrysler push-button transmissions they had in the 60's. It literaly was a "push-button" transmission. There were 3 buttons on the dash, one for each gear, and that's how you shifted, Press first gear to get going, then hit second, then third. To slow down, you have to hit second or first. It's kinda neat as a novelty, but I wouldn't want it in my daily driver.

  90. while we're delightfully off-topic... by elchulopadre · · Score: 1

    does anyone else miss the wawa bolis? I certainly do...

    1. Re:while we're delightfully off-topic... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      i know i do. i do wanna try that grilled chicken hoagie though.......

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    2. Re:while we're delightfully off-topic... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Yeah, those bolis were good.

      My biggest gripe with Wawa is the wildly inconsistent hoagie quality. I'm not a demanding consumer who lists a hundred toppings and blows up if one is missing-- I ask for a little mayo, and a little lettuce. Sometimes they will come out perfectly, but more often to the person making the hoagie, "a little mayo" means, there should be so much that the rest of the stuff in the sandwich shoots out of the bread when I take the first bite. And "a little lettuce" usually means that I can pick up the sandwich, shake it for five seconds, and wind up with a hoagie *and* a huge side salad. :-)

      ~Philly

  91. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by hirschma · · Score: 1

    Sorry, Osty, but you have your terms wrong, and the wrong argument to boot.

    We're not talking about a different technologies, like CVT, we're talking about different formfactors.

    The pushbutton, dashboard transmission was something tried, briefly, in the '50's. It was supposed to replace the lever. It failed; the interface didn't provide any merits. It sure looked cool, tho, but that wasn't enough.

    Semi-automatic was tried, briefly, by Volkswagen. Automatic clutch, but normal stick interface. It also failed. You could NOT put it in "auto" mode - you had to shift for yourself - but without difficult clutching. Again, a somewhat different interface to accomplish the same thing as a manual transmission, but with more cost and less efficiency.

    Tiptronic and the like are just new interfaces on automatic transmissions. Lots of folks do actually "paddle" their non-Tip auto transmissions, and the Tiptronic crap is a result of that. All of their ilk default to automatic mode, and I'd guess that's how many folks drive them. No interface is essentially being replaced - you can opt in or out on the fly. In other words, your parking lot attendant doesn't need to be retrained.

    jonathan

  92. The gearhead hacker's dream by schlach · · Score: 1

    Hmm, okay, so with a couple of exceptions, everyone replying so far has either hated the car because they (a) test-drove one once or (b) read the bad review. If the chief complaint is the unfriendly UI, wouldn't any of you rich nerds adopt one to hack on?

    You know someone's going to reverse-engineer / license / steal the API. Probably almost trivial to rearrange a few menus the way you want them, just by knowing which factory programmed functions you need to call. I have no idea what media the system's burned into, but it's probably standard off-the-shelf stuff, or someone will put themselves into a business of selling chips to a new breed of car hackers.

    The real obstacle is that the entry fee is high enough that your average I-put-bsd-on-my-toaster hacker isn't going to be able to participate. But I bet one guy buys one with the intent to tear it apart, posts all his progress to his website, which promptly gets slashdotted, and within two weeks there will be a small core of wealthy geeks that just started a sourceforge site. And once they put out some source and a HOW-TO, geeks won't have to be turned off the car by the UI.

    And a couple months after that, BMW rips off the geeks' ideas for their next revision. Progress!

    Nothing much happens for a while, and then someone reveals they have completely mapped the protocols, and announces an embedded Linux version.

    Which necessitates an obligatory,

    "Whoah. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!"

    1. Re:The gearhead hacker's dream by wheany · · Score: 1

      *cough*cough*bullshit*cough*cough*

      Yes I am sure people will fuck around with their $LOTS car. BMW probably won't licence the UI to anyone, because there is no need to. It's not like someone is going to write applications. They're going to keep the code and improve it themselves, or contract someone to do it for them.

  93. Push-button transmission by hirschma · · Score: 1

    You're right on. Here's a pic I found: Pushbutton Transmission.

    I was off a few years tho - was this Chrysler only? And wasn't it the same as a normal auto?

    jonathan

    1. Re:Push-button transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      friend of mine had a dart with one of these in it in high school.

      you used it just like any other automatic transmission, but i believe the transmission was fundamentally different.

      it was hydrostatic, i remember he used to be able to back it up & hit drive while it was still rolling backward, slam the gas & the thing would just roast the tires. try this in a regular automatic & youll be picking up pieces of your tranny.

  94. Straw men by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Actually, it would be quite easy to do this in most towns - a ten minute bike ride, maybe. (It would be harder for me to walk/bike in the city I'm in now rather than my hometown, since the residential and commercial areas are farther apart. The only advantage the city has is a better bus system.) Of course, if it were 100lbs of groceries instead of a bit of milk and stuff, or during a blizzard, or I lived far away from even the smallest town, then it would be a different story. But the poster said most people, not everyone.

    1. Re:Straw men by tftp · · Score: 1
      Actually, it would be quite easy to do this in most towns - a ten minute bike ride, maybe. [...] But the poster said most people, not everyone.

      Your reasoning is perfectly valid one for a young, strong male. It, however, is not applicable to the "most people" - the majority of population gets older and older on average, and will NOT entertain the biking idea.

      "Most people", if I may speak on their behalf, have too many problems already (family, job, money etc.) More often than not I meet people who are extremely goal-oriented. Such people do not care about the process, they need results and as soon as possible. The car is the way to get things done - not to enjoy the process of doing things.

      Look around you - how many people (outside of campus) ride bikes? If many, then you live in a younger town. If few - then you are in the middle of an older community.

      In many places walking or biking is outright unsafe. In California many roads don't have sidewalks, and the bike lane (if present) is used to park cars. Bicyclists here exist, but they are rare - and well trained, well clothed too (others probably failed to survive.)

      If I want some milk or ice cream, the nearest store is about 2 miles from here. If I walk it will take me 30 minutes each way at least. Do I want to waste whole hour of my life walking on nonexistent sidewalks, crossing roads without pedestrian crossings, and waiting on other crossings that are optimized for cars?

      The answer is simple. If I want to walk, breathe some gasoline vapors and check out new local gang members, then I go on foot. If I just want the ice cream, I drive. So there is a choice after all ;-)

    2. Re:Straw men by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      "Actually, it would be quite easy to do this in most towns - a ten minute bike ride, maybe"

      I remember in anchorage, finding that I couldn't physically get from one side of town to the other without using a small stretch of motorway (or whatever the US equivalent is)

      Of course, I only found this out after cycling off the exit ramp, looking back, and spotting a well-hidden "automobiles only" symbol. I was expecting a room-sized reflective sign like at home.

      There are some places just not designed for bikes, nor for walking!

    3. Re:Straw men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it works for you, doesn't mean it works for most people. Sheesh.

      Where I live the nearest store is a 15 minute *car* ride away (averaging 30mph or so). With some massive hills on the way. I wouldn't even think of riding a bike just to get some milk. And I've been to plenty of places worse off than where I come from.

  95. Too much attention paid to new system by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

    Everything controlled by one "joystick". Thought cell phones were a problem, just wait until you see someone trying to change their A/C settings! "So i turn this way...no, that's not it...(cat flies over windshield)...no, mabye it's in this menu...(car goes over cliff)...oh! here it...OH MY GOD!!!!(Chris Farley style)" 'Nuff said. At least I can change the A/C settings in my car without paying any attention to it. One more reason that 80's sports cars rule!

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    1. Re:Too much attention paid to new system by uspsguy · · Score: 1

      I have a '91 Cadillac and part of what's great about it is that I don't have to interact with it very much. I get in, put the key in the ignition, turn same, put the transmission in Drive, and off I go. Other than the essential driving functions, I can totally ignore the car. The radio is right where I left it - a knob with tactical feedback for volume if I need it, the climate control sets the temprature (oh, one button if I need defrost) and the headlights take care of themselves. I can drive my fourty mile round trip and never look inside the car except to check the speedo occasionally, I feel pretty safe in that car because I can pay lots of attention to what's going on around me.

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    2. Re:Too much attention paid to new system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have a '91 Cadillac and part of what's great about it is that I don't have to interact with it very much. I get in, put the key in the ignition, turn same, put the transmission in Drive, and off I go.

      ...directly through the back wall of your garage?

  96. Obvious Comment by sconeu · · Score: 2

    And someone's probably already made it, but...

    Gives new meaning to the "Blue Screen of Death"
    and to "System Crash".

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    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  97. This definitely gives me pause by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    It's basically been proven that the average person drives better drunk than while trying to operate a cell phone, and that's a pretty simple interface. Now BMW is coming along and giving people more reasons to take their eyes off the road? WTF are they thinking?

    I'm all for adding cool features to cars, but let's try to keep it in the realm of the practical, mmmkay? Otherwise, you're just asking for trouble. Having to navigate a complex GUI just to turn on the wipers or the rear defroster = bad idea.

    And not all computerization is a good thing-- although the antilock braking system in my '94 Grand Am has saved my ass a couple times over the years, a few years back I was lucky that it did not CAUSE an accident-- the chip that controlled it died in such a way that occasionally I would hit the brakes just to stop normally, or to slow for a turn, and the pedal would go straight to the floor without slowing the car!! Luckily, I quickly discovered that when this happened, lifting my foot from the brake and then stepping on the pedal again would engage the brakes-- and I got that problem taken care of damn quickly, within the car's original warranty period. But every now and then I'll think about how that simple problem could have had very unpleasant or even fatal results, and I'll shudder a little bit.

    On the plus side, if someone in their shiny new 745i plows into you because they were fiddling with their iDrive computer, at least you'll be able to sue with confidence that they can pay up. :-)

    1. Re:This definitely gives me pause by wheany · · Score: 1

      You have to take your hand off the steering wheel when navigating the menus of a cellphone, and you have to look at the phone's display. A car could have a HUD, and navigation could be on the steering wheel, kind of like the hotas-system fighters have. That way you wouldn't have to take your eyes off the road, or take your hands off the steering wheel.

    2. Re:This definitely gives me pause by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 2
      It's basically been proven that the average person drives better drunk than while trying to operate a cell phone, and that's a pretty simple interface. Now BMW is coming along and giving people more reasons to take their eyes off the road? WTF are they thinking?

      There are more cellphone in the world than there are BMW cars. Let's try to change this by giving our cars a cellphone UI.

      HTH

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  98. Apache, BMW edition by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how long before someone slaps Embedded Linux + Apache on, hooks it to a cellphone, and lets the world log in?

    If that happened, what would a Slashdotting do to the car?

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    1. Re:Apache, BMW edition by wheany · · Score: 1

      Very long. HTH HAND

  99. Change your sig by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Some of us aren't big star wars geeks that must know everything in advance. I hope that's just a joke.

  100. Ever considered ... by Hagmonk · · Score: 1
    ... just walking to "Wawa" (which I've never heard of) for milk?

    Holy shit that's a bit radical ... how about riding your bicycle then?

    Quite seriously - I do find it disturbing that so much technological nous might be, by some people, used only a few times a week to do the grocery shopping. An almost inconceivable waste of resources!

    Lobby your local government to provide alternatives which don't require you to fire up the automotive equivalent of the hubble space telescope to do simple tasks.

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  101. Smartmoney, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SmartMoney also has a review of this car, and they say it's too gadgety, but at least they're trying to get things right.

    Personally, I'd prefer a Mercedes or Audi myself... ;)

  102. Hey Kids, iDrive is made by Microsoft... by ReblMonkey · · Score: 1

    See for yourself. Those Microsoft jokes suddenly aren't quite as funny... :)

  103. Take out your dash and ... by linzeal · · Score: 0, Troll
    Take a peice of thin plastic sheeting, 2 bolts, 2 U shaped bolts, (4)two holed metal plates that the bolts will fit in, and some velcro.

    Fold the plastic into a shape like a puppy tent and staple it together, take 1 metal plate per side and set it aside.

    Drill holes on the side of each vent to put the U bolts in that are the same width apart plus a few cm than the puppy tent. Attach metal plate and U bolts, put dash back on.

    Set puppy tent over vent and make sure it fits, now stick bolt through U bolt and through puppy tent so it rocks back and forth directing air either directly forward for when you need to defrost or directly backward when you have a/c on.

    Take velcro strips and attach to the front and back edges and where they touch the dash so it does not go back and forth when you turn the a/c on high or get your escort going fast.

    1. Re:Take out your dash and ... by lordkuri · · Score: 0

      damn.... that is ghetto as hell!

      I like it =)

  104. Mod Parent Up by dirtyhippie · · Score: 1

    Mod Parent Up. The damn thing *is* running winCE!

  105. Hrmz... by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    This doesn't look that great to me. I like to have as many input devices available as possible. There is no key on my keyboard that goes unmapped. Being forced to do everything through one simple input device means the user has to perform more complex operations just to do a simple task. Its much faster just to have a button for everything. Just reach over and press. Nice and quick. None of this fiddling around with input sequences.

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  106. Re:Change your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any true fan would have already downloaded and seen AotC. If you haven't, stop complaining because it's your own damn fault.

  107. It is an M$ car by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    The 745i is based on a Windoze CE box.

    I luckily enough have a 2002 BMW without the fancy Idrive......

    A plain old clutch and a 6 speed

    the good bmw

    i wonder if CE does the blue screen of death ...... hmmm

    This could be worse than being at a toll booth behind a Pinto, and in front of an Audi

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  108. It's not moving a floating mouse pointer around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, it's obviously not a "mouse-type interface" where "you have to watch a pointer". I mean, c'mon, the interface might suck, but BMW isn't so completely demented as to make you manuever a mouse pointer around on a screen, trying to click on something while you are driving.

    If you had used your mouse-type interface and watched your pointer click the link given in the post, or maybe this other link given in the post, you would have read that you just bump the control in a certain direction, or twist or push it. From the NY Times article:

    "To operate innumerable other iDrive features -- including the audio, climate and navigation systems, the built-in phone and all sorts of programmable settings for the locks, the lights and the like -- you use the disk on the armrest, called the iDrive controller. First you tug it one of eight directions that correspond to the points of a compass. To call up the navigation system, you push the controller to the right. Then you scroll through menus and submenus on the central screen by twisting, twirling or pressing the knob. It is not a hands-free process."

    So, to get to each of the major systems, you bump the knob in a particular direction. After you learn the bump direction for each major system, you wouldn't even have to look at the screen. Same thing goes for the other twists and pushes, they are always the same every time and can be done without looking when learned.

    Even while you are learning, you certainly don't guide a pointer around like a computer mouse while driving, trying to click on things. I'm not saying that the iDrive is great--in fact, it sounds like a bitch to learn. But please, take the 30 seconds or so to peruse the articles before posting, so you know what you are discussing first.

  109. iCar by Perdo · · Score: 2

    Did everyone forget the iCar?

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    If voting were effective, it would be illegal by now.

  110. You have run out of bandwidth. by n4zgl · · Score: 0

    Car: Im sorry, you have exceeded maximum daily bandwidth. Please add credit to your BMW account.

    Wife: what the hell? * wife checks logs..

    at dinner that evening... Wife: Honey, who's this Tawnee Stone? She is using a hell of a lot of our expensive German ISP's bandwidth!

  111. Look to airplanes for cockpit UI design? by LennyNero · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that noone has looked to the aviation world for help in consolidating complex features into a simple to use and fool proof UI design. Many new airplanes have thousands of functions available to the pilots, not just a few tens... Certain things are indeed relegated to LCD screens now, but those screens TOTALLY REPLACE GAUGES.
    The biggest thing I've noticed in all these integrated navigation solutions is that they're all placed off center in the radio console area. This very easily leads to distraction. Instead, OEM's should look to the very precious and low distraction area of the gauge cluster which to this day remains taken up by a gigantic speedometer and usually an equally gigantic tachometer (even on automatics).
    Why not change these gauges to a wide CRT with graphical gauge representations or if the user decided, digital gauges. Then, have the various navigation systems place their graphics into this area. The speedo and tach could then be decreased in size. To some extent this would require the user to learn that the speedo and tach would not ALWAYS be in the front and center spot on the dash, but if they're learning about the navigation center, they're probably gonna accept a small deviation from norm on the gauges.
    As for physical knobs and buttons and other ui, certain things should remain consistent and in the physical world. Being able to actuate a control by knowledge of its placement and its feel are extremely important in high speed driving. Important safety related functions like the parking/emergency brake should be cable activated(by foot or hand) and I'm amazed that DOT let this one go on the BMW. Controls for basic temp & radio volume should also remain physical simply because sometimes you need fast access to either one of those. Gear shift controls are a hotly debated issue. The stick doesnt seem like the most intuitive or quickly useable gear shifting device(easy to accidentally shift to the wrong gear). I'd prefer a push button gear shift with a selector to use steering column mounted paddle shifters for auto-stick driving.
    Overall, I think BMW has missed the boat on the UI design and should really take this year to perfect the system, and move a significant amount of controls back to physical ones. I wonder if they had anyone actually drive the car for more than a few seconds without shifting their focus to the idrive display. I'd hate to be focusing on doing something to the idrive computer while stuck in fast stop & go traffic on the LIE, cars can be going 70mph one second and then not be moving in the blink of an eye, this system seems to be asking for a rear end accident to happen.

    /Dan

  112. choose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it is a good idea to drive and use the car's computer at the same time!

    The stuff is probably interesting (if not useful) but will distract you when driving.

    Use it when you are not driving (this certainly limits it usefulness...).

  113. Truth about wawa.... by phunhippy · · Score: 2

    For all of us enlightened(and bad spellers) in the Delaware Valley and other close areas, We all know that once you walk into a WaWa you never ever ever ever want to go back into a 7-11 or cumberland farms or any other lame convience store ever again! why you ask?
    1. Fresh sandwiches made to order 24/7
    2. CLEAN STORES! no dirty 7-11 mold here
    3. usually friendly staff at all times
    4. Much better selection of stuff you need(TP at 4 am that wunt cut your butt open!)

    They're just so much better and nicer then anything else out their.. and from what a friend told me that worked at one(makin da hoagies!) they actually pay decent for a chain store job! This would be one company that i would like to see be a national chain.

  114. Re:Do cars really have such a great interface? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

    CVT was first done by DAF (dutch car company) in the 1950s. used 2 belts driving spring loaded "cones" (the load on the belt would drive the cones apart, and the spring would return them, thus varying the gearing ratio)..

    my grandad used to have one.. :)

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  115. Re:Change your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean this sig?

    Anakin's mom is sold, dies. Dokoo severs Anakin's arm; escapes with Death Star plans. Stormtroopers are clones.

    Perfect. Don't change it. I hope someone was spoiled.

  116. BMW's "experiment" on the website by CarrotLord · · Score: 2

    I have never seen a more pointless demonstration of a product than the Flash demo ("experiment") of why an ergonomic system is better than a non-ergonomic one.

    It consists of a series of questions, with possible answers arranged in a 3*3 square. You use the cursor-key like controls on the left to highlight the right answer, then click on select to submit your answer.

    The demo comes in two parts - the non-ergonomic version, where the cursor keys are randomly laid out, and the ergonomic version, where the cursor keys are conventional. You go through ten or so BMW-related trivial pursuit style questions, non of which are particularly hard, but all of which require _some_ thought. When you go through it the second time, ergonomically, the same questions are asked, but the answers are in different positions. The demo then comes up with the elapsed time you took for each section (which happenned to be wrong for me).

    The problems with this are obvious:

    Firstly, it's biased -- the first time through, you are spending time thinking about the questions. Second time through you know the answers.

    Secondly, it's got nothing to do with iDrive. It could be a good demo of the value of good ergonomics, but rather than demonstrating the good ergonomics of the iDrive, it asserts that the iDrive has good ergonomics.

    Thirdly, the two interfaces offered are not neccessarily any more ergonomic than any other interface -- they are just more familiar. Given that I am used to using different navigational interfaces (az for up/down, ,. for left/right, or the vi keys, etc), the difference didn't make that much difference to me.

    Finally, given that I was interacting through the use of a mouse, the interfaces weren't that different to me anyway...

    BMW has lost its way. Bring back the early 90s.

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  117. i-Drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worse in the UK. You have to use the thing with your left hand in a RHD car, so only about 10% of people will be any good at it.

  118. See also Risks Digest by Observer · · Score: 2
    There have been a couple of comments in the Risks Digest recently about BMW and VW driving too far too fast down the high-tech route. They're together, in Vol22 Issue 3.

    Looks like my next car is going to have to be a second-hand one.

  119. Well, two things... by flinkflonk · · Score: 1

    a) combining everything into one button sucks. And it is usually only done to save money.
    b) their website clearly demonstrates the problem all car producers have with computers - they just don't understand them. What's so difficult about creating a website that I can view? I'm even using a graphical browser for goodness sake... (Opera, if you must know).

    As long as they don't understand that, they can stuff their iDrive^W^W^Wjust forget it. But hey, what did you expect from a car manufacturer that combines the reliability of italian cars with the prices of german cars (and the look of japanese cars).

  120. People do not bond with their computers...? by hwilker · · Score: 1

    The NYT author is not completely right on that. Some people I know bond deeply with their computers. And no, they are not your typical hard-core geek/nerd/techie, but mild-mannered grade school teachers. I have the suspicion that this is a pretty widespread phenomenon, if only enacted in secret... or, if you will, in the closet.

    With the new BMW and iDrive, people will finally be able to combine their passion for automobiles with their passion for computing machines. The only question that remains to be answered is: does a 7 series BMW get one name or two?

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  121. Re:for those not from the mid-atlantic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Goldberg's, Goldenberg's. I'm sure the Goldenbergs would appreciate their name being spelled correctly.

  122. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't abuse your +1 bonus with off topic posts.

  123. -1 OFF TOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And did you drive there in your computer controlled car?

  124. Well, I think we know what it will be like... by C+A+S+S+I+E+L · · Score: 1

    ...because I get this from the BMW page describing the iDrive:


    Tactile feedback

    JRun Servlet Error

    com.livesoftware.jsp.JSPServlet: java.lang.NullPointerException

  125. The good thing gone too far dept. by richardlvance · · Score: 1

    Have just done a horrid gig at an unnamed
    auto company, working on embedded processors
    for controls. I've seen less software
    on aircraft control systems. All the
    auto companies have "discovered" the wide
    world of networking. Guess what; they are
    still swallowing the hook, line and sinker.
    Talk about a software mess. A network
    to flash your blinker light? The shade tree
    mechanic has no hope with these autos and frankly
    I see them as dangerous.

    Hint: Order your vehicle with a stick shift
    and manual transfer case control (no selector
    knobs,please). Make sure the brake pedal is
    actually attached to the brake somehow and that
    turning off the key actually kills the juice
    instead of feeding a sensor.

    Lots of luck in your crashmobiles!
    R

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  126. Re: like a microsoft car by peddrenth · · Score: 2

    "To the extent not prohibited by law, in no event will BMW or its licensors be liable for any lost lives, injuries or damaged property, or for special, indirect, consequential, incidental or punitive damages, however caused regardless of the theory of liability, arising out of or related to the use of or inability to use the vehicle, even if BMW has been advised of the possibility of such damages."

    Oh and no, we won't let you sue us whilst crashing through a pedestrian crossing whilst trying to find the "Start -> Environment -> Temperature -> Driver's side -> Footwell -> Make hotter" menu.

  127. Nice NullPointerException by cdecroes · · Score: 1

    Check out the site this morning...java.lang.NullPointerException. If they can't get a simple web page correct do we really their code running in our car?

  128. Why not? by AshsZ · · Score: 0

    Look at my website to see: http://ashleypowers.com I'll never let a computer drive for me, I have too much fun doing that myself, but I'll let it do everything else and Oh-My, can it do a lot.

  129. Uhm, hardly. by AshsZ · · Score: 0

    http://ashleypowers.com Check out my site, Windoze can do a TON of other things you'd rather not do yourself, but I'd personally rather drive the car myself - 450HP twinturbo 300ZX and let a computer drive? Uh, No thanks, I'm in the driver's seat on this one.

  130. http://ashleypowers.com may change ur mind. by AshsZ · · Score: 0

    But forget letting it drive, I'd personally rather pilot my 450HP twinturbo 300ZX myself and let the computer do everything else.

  131. What the hell is a WaWa? by Neutropia_1 · · Score: 1

    I'm from the midwest and I'll tell you I'VE never heard of this before....

  132. Try the Prius for a lesser version of this by RayChuang · · Score: 2

    Folks,

    While everyone is talking about how complicated BMW's iDrive system works, I think if you want a car that has lots of electronic controls try a Toyota Prius.

    I've driven the Prius and many of the instrument functions are electronic, especially if the Prius has the GPS navigation system installed. Even the radio in many ways works through the LCD touch screen on the dash. Fortunately though, the climate control system uses conventional controls.

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  133. learn to spell, troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's BMW

    HTH, HAND

  134. It's because you're using Netscape. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    Switch to a browser made this century, preferably one that's a little more standards-compliant.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:It's because you're using Netscape. by Ioldanach · · Score: 2
      Switch to a browser made this century, preferably one that's a little more standards-compliant.

      Such as, say, IE 5.50 on W2K, which renders the top of the window as a bunch of vertical lines?

    2. Re:It's because you're using Netscape. by evilmrhenry · · Score: 1

      I think it is supposed to do that.

      I know, it looks incorrect, but I think that it may be a design feature to make it look cooler.

  135. Bad idea - here's why: by DG · · Score: 2

    There is a really important difference between cars and airplanes that makes cribbing cockpit design from aircraft a really BAD idea:

    Airplanes typically operate well removed from any obstacles or other aircraft. As such, they can tolerate having the pilot's attention brought inside the cockpit for extended periods of time.

    An aircraft can be flown entirely on instraments, never having to physically view the world outside.

    A car - especially one driven on a conjested freeway - requires that nearly 100% of the pilot's attention be directed outside the cockpit. A momentary lapse of attention can result in striking another car, running off the road, or missing an exit.

    If you've ever endured a freeway "brake check" where 4 lanes of traffic go from 80 MPH to a dead stop in a matter of seconds, you'll know what I mean.

    It is essential then that cars have user interfaces that require the bare minimum of driver attention to operate. If a driver has to concentrate on the interface in order to verify what it is doing, it is pure and simple a bad design. This makes anything that demands navigating a menu while under way is not well thought out.

    DG

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    Want to learn about race cars? Read my Book
  136. S2000? Insight? Honda is making big moves fwd. by SPYvSPY · · Score: 2

    There are still plenty of major advances in automobile technology being made every day. Just look at Honda, for example. (They've always been leaders in technology anyway.) How can you say that the 80MPG Insight is not a breakthrough technology? Also, a major refinement of existing technology, such as the S2000's 9000RPM 2-Liter 4 Cylinder F20C engine that has the highest specific output of any production NA engine ever is pretty much the same type of advance as the processor speed wars.

  137. That Reminds Me... by Pooua · · Score: 1

    ... of a joke I read about 15 years ago.

    A customer called an auto dealership to complain of a problem with his new car. The salesman said, "You have the simplest car ever devised. A single knob controls the ignition, the steering and all the other functions. What problem could you possibly have?" The customer said, "I lost the knob."

    --
    Taking stuff apart since 1969 (TM)
  138. Wawa?!? by Zone5 · · Score: 1

    Why in the hell would I go to Wawa for milk, instead of the local convenience store? It's not like I have a goose fetish or anything...

    You americans have strange ideas.

    --
    "So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand it's bee backwash."
  139. You're showing your poverty. by SPYvSPY · · Score: 3, Funny

    A 7-series BMW is really not a very valuable car. While I would agree with you if we were talking about some type of classic Bentley, or something special like a Ferrari 456GTA. I might even have a problem with someone putting their dog into a 750iL. (Actually, no, on second thought I wouldn't.) A BMW 745 is strictly fungible goods -- no need to baby it at all. In fact, babying your BMW 7-series is pathetically bourgeois behavior. You'll end up looking like those poor saps with the "garage queen" Lexus IS300's. Please, muster some self-respect.

    1. Re:You're showing your poverty. by G-funk · · Score: 2

      If you like. Although that attitude certainly makes you look like a dickhead who couldn't afford one. Personally I don't believe in luxury cars, the closest thing I'd ever get to a luxury car is a 300kw HSV.

      Oh and here in australia, a 7 new series _is_ a lot of money for a car, like the kind that could buy you a ferrari, or a 911 turbo.

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      Send lawyers, guns, and money!
  140. Wawa going Public -- IPO by icrooks · · Score: 0

    Wawa rules. End of discussion.

    Only down fall maybe going public. Wawa is striving to go public with in the next year or 2.

  141. ...when the automatic performs better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AND gets better fuel economy and emissions.

  142. Re:Or is it because you're not using IE. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The site looks horrendous on mozilla too and thats pretty standards compliant.

  143. Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the car itself is so god-awful ugly. Have you seen the new 7 series BMWs? Ugh.

  144. Deutsch UberAuto by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    Sure, Germans know how to build cars (and tanks and just about anything an engineer can lay hands to). But what's with that flower on all the Beetles?

    --
    -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
    1. Re:Deutsch UberAuto by jo42 · · Score: 1
      But what's with that flower on all the Beetles?

      It's for all the girlymen!

  145. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this a troll maybe offtopic but the guy is trying to help out!!!! This is perty cool if you aks me.

  146. Too stupid? No. Too busy sometimes? YES by bobalu · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've forgotten my old Blazer has this "feature" a few times because my other cars all beep or make some kinda fuss or just leave the parking lights on. Result: dead battery. Now I carry a battery booster so I can restart the damn thing.

    It's nice to know I can light up the countryside in a libertarian way without an annoying buzzer going off to scare the deer, but a dead battery is a pain.

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    The revolution will NOT be televised.
  147. mod parent up by valmont · · Score: 2
    it's an interesting analysis :)

  148. wawa by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    "Wawa" was also Richard Feynman's way of saying "whatever it was." See "What Do You Care What Other People Think?: Further Adventures of a Curious Character" for an example of usage.

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    The clearance system sounds logical. It is not. It is completely arbitrary. -- John Bolton
  149. someone who never breast-fed a baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This quote sounds really clever to anyone but a new mother. It is NOT intuitive.

  150. Correcting some errors and misinformation by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    As a certified 745i client advisor, (yes CERTIFIED! I had to watch 10 interactive satellite based training courses, work through 2 CD ROMs, and attend a 3 day seminar in Miami and another one day seminar in my own area) I would like to point out some specific errors in the responses that others have written.

    Like surfing through three levels of menus just to turn on the defroster.

    The AC system (including the aforementioned defroster) has all of the pertinent controls on the dashboard in their "normal" positions. The iDrive system is not needed to manipulate the climate control system at all.

    You cannot raise the stero's volume at the exact same time as you adjust the passenger-side heat.

    See above comment and add that the stereo volume has controls on the steering wheel and also on the center dash where you would expect them to be.

    Since it is extraordinarily difficult to do something as simple as turning on headlights or changing the radio station, the driver's attention is likely to be diverted from the road.

    The headlights are pretty normal too. The switch looks like every other one in the world except it has an automatic setting that makes it where you never even have to touch it again. The radio stations can be changed quite easily. First there is a toggle switch in the steering wheel that will cycle you through 12 preset stations. Second there is a toggle switch on the dash in the "conventional" radio position to change stations. Third, you can say "radio 94.5 fm" and the radio station will be changed to 94.5.

    Any vehicle that has a user interface so non-intuitive that one needs to pull out the owners manual to adjust the mirrors, figure out how to shift, and turn on headlights is just plain bad design.

    Mirrors and lights are just like any other car with power adjusting mirrors and headlights that use a dial on the driver's left side on the dash. The shifter DOES take some getting used to and I will say it was, for me, the HARDEST thing to get used to. Pretty damned easy though.

    At this point, I am sooooooo temped to add a lot of flamebait about how none of my 50-70 yr old non-techie clients have had a problem with using the technology, and how it seems that many of the supposed "tech-elite" can't even seem to figure out the easy stuff, but I am waaaaay above that. What I will say is that with the voice command, the "regular controls", the iDrive, and some redundant but more conveniently placed controls (like the ones on the steering wheel), if you have trouble operationg the 745i it is because of TOO MANY choices of how to do something, not because of limitations in the iDrive or any other system in the car for that matter.

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    When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  151. Emergency brakes are not binary by Lagrange5 · · Score: 1

    The electronic parking brake is unintuitive and dangerous.

    Why? In the BMW if you punch the parking brake button (not controlled by the main iDrive controls, but with a dedicated button on the driver's left hand) while moving, you induce a computer-controlled panic stop on all four wheels. This is way better than a lever-controlled rear-wheel parking brake, because in a panic situation the driver is likely to pull it up too hard, lock up the rear end, and spin.


    I think a parking brake button as a replacement to a brake lever is wrong wrong wrong. There are still situations where the driver, and not the car, should control the stop.

    BMW's parking brake button only allows one outcome: bringing the car to a panic stop. A brake lever at least allows a measure of control from the driver, so that if the primary brakes fail, the driver may make a modulated stop with the emergency brake.

    As a driver I have been in brake-failure situations on two occasions. I used an emergency footbrake in one situation and a handbrake in the other. Each time, I was able to steer the vehicle to a controlled stop in the safe location of my choosing.

    In the Bimmer, I would have had to spend precious seconds weighing my options, since I would have had to maneuver in traffic and safely find a place to start the panic stop. This means I would have had fewer situational choices and less control of the stop. That would have made both events more dangerous.

    As a result, I would rule out that model BMW as a purchase option based solely on that criteria.

    I like an emergency brake that I can control myself, and I do not want to drive a car without one.

    --
    "Folks just call him Buckethead." -- Les Claypool
  152. Americans are afraid of technology by fantomas · · Score: 1

    "Americans are afraid of technology"


    Last time I checked, most Americans seemed unable to get their head round manual gear changing on cars.... Not sure what this means for computerised interfaces for gawd's sake...

    :-P

  153. That's part of the design...not a bug by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

    *sigh*

  154. Nipples by npsimons · · Score: 1
    Current car layouts (gear shifter generally obvious, steering wheel, key ignition in one of several common places, etc) are not "intuitive", either. Rather, they're "comfortable", because they don't deviate much from what you've been driving.


    This goes back to one of my favorite quotes:


    The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
    -- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on intuitivenes


    . . . and it's so true . . .

  155. Cardinal Rules of Usability Design by securitas · · Score: 2


    Do not break existing interfaces.

    Integrate established methods and skills wherever possible.

    Innovation at the expense of functionality is counterproductive.

    The US air traffic control system redesign project had to be scrapped after spending billions because of the horrendous usability issues it ran into, causing confusion among air traffic controllers -- it completely ignored their established ways of working. They are still using slips of acetate that are stacked on a board because its much safer for passengers and the controllers can work with all the information they need at their fingertips.

    Aircraft carrier control towers still use a miniature mock-up of the flight deck and the controllers keep track of what's happening with tokens or models of the aircraft and equipment and personnel on the deck. Why? Because it works.

    I am also reminded of how a new X-ray machine had to be redesigned because it completely disrupted the way that X-ray technicians work and actually made their jobs more difficult and slower to perform, which was the exact opposite of what the new machine was supposed to do.

    The driving layout IS intuitive because it is so ingrained and established in our culture. Well before people reach the driving age, they know how to drive. Their skill and ability to drive is another matter.

    Users shouldn't have to 'complain' as you put it. Designers should stop for a moment to think about what they are doing and if it truly helps the user. The 745i control is a driving hazard.