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  1. Well I'm findin it harder on County-wide Wireless Broadband · · Score: 0

    to be a gentleman every day

  2. Re:What happened ... on IBM 120GXP Revisited · · Score: 0

    When did you become Ralph "Jew Hater" Nader? Or have you always been?

  3. Learning on "Tap" Palm Art at The Whitney's Artport · · Score: -1

    If the contents of this article are true, then how in the world will Cap'n Crunch watch the Daily Show?

  4. Re:How about PPC? on Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases · · Score: 0
    OS X is weird when it comes to speed. I know several people who are running it on the new iBooks (silver) with no complaints about speed. My girlfriend's older iMac-333 (288MB RAM) also runs it without a hitch, seemingly faster than my own machine. a B&W G3-350.

    It's running on a separate UFS partition, which should be speedier, but I guess not. It's also pretty slow on my buddy's iMac-400.

    As for Linux, I've only used Yellow Dog, Debian, and LinuxPPC on the PowerPC side. Debian is by far my favorite (I hate dealing with RPM's, I am not a Linux wizard and it's a nightmare to me.) Debian would be a good choice...but Darwin would be even better...

  5. Re:Why is this modded off topic? on Dension DMP3 MP3 Player Reviewed · · Score: -1

    yes, for the .0000000001% of the population that are free software zealots)this is a very valid question. perhaps someday a company will market an OGG player for the 12 of you out there that use the format on a regular basis.

  6. Re:How about PPC? on Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases · · Score: 1, Funny
    I can confirm there is a UNIX-like operating system for your architecture that has no "showstopper bugs," a coherent GUI, and support from major commercial software developers.

    Unlike Mandrake and Suse, the vendor who provides this software is in excellent financial health, and its main focus is your architecture. Here's a link to more information.

  7. Re:Small Wonder on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: -1

    you win! but i promise I didn't see your reply before I wrote my own...

  8. Fuck all ACs on Slashback: Galileo, Backlight, Tariffs · · Score: -1

    I claim this first post for the Troll/Crapflooder alliance. Propz to all sporks, page wideners, and sentient ATMs...

  9. My hawaiian shirt is a bean and cheese magnet on US Army to Try Out New, Anime-based Uniforms · · Score: -1
    Fucking nachos. Now I have to change my shirt, again!

    But let us not forget the delicious delight that is jalapeños!!!

  10. Re:for neal n bob on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1

    It is truly rare that I get to meet people of his calibur...what shall I do with myself?

  11. Re:for neal n bob on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1

    Sorry, I leave the "funny" to comments that start with "Imagine a Beowulf cluster...", the "insightful" to "Micr0$0ft SuX0r$", and the "intelligent" to genii like you!

  12. Re:Gas Bill on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1
    now I understand!

    For a second, I thought you were going to obey what I wrote in my post. How foolish of me...

  13. Re:Gas Bill on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1

    It's not just a great idea. It's the law.




  14. Re:April 9th, 2002! on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1
    Pathetic AC! Your mission is to tremble with disgust at the pointlessness of your existence. This FP is belong to ME!

    allow me to expound on this at length:


    I know you like to mail bills. But have you ever noticed that no matter what mailbox you use, they always get where they must be? That's because of the amazing US postal service!!!

    The US postal service likes it when you use as many mailboxes as possible. They feel tickled by this, and appreciate your contribution to their important work. So this is YOUR MISSION the next time your bills are due:

    • Electrical Bill: Drop in the mail slot by the grocery store.
    • Cable Bill: The huge blue behemoth right in front of the Post Office.
    • Gas Bill: In that small town 90 miles to your south, there's a mailbox in front of the Diamond Shamrock. It doesn't get used enough.
    • Telephone Bill: Put it in the "outgoing mail" on the receptionist's desk at work.
    • Water Bill: "EZ Postal Plus" next to Domino's Pizza has a mailbox too. Why not use it?
    The US postal service will be bemused and charmed by your creative use of the mailboxes. And when your creditors receive bills that are continually postmarked from different places, they'll say, "Wow! This guy is a world traveler!" and AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCT 10% from all your future bills. Try it today! It really really works!
  15. for neal n bob on Red Hat Explains ArsDigita Purchase · · Score: -1
    This FP reads as follows:

    Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?

    Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!

    And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!

    Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!

    Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!

  16. Re:Clay Henry on Google's Weakness, AltaVista's Strength · · Score: -1

    I like this one. Please post more about the pancake-makeup smeared Jared and his army of walking corpses.

  17. Re:Small Wonder on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: -1

    I beat you to this joke! If you live in houston, you should come to the ubertoast (comedy troupe) show at theater new west. they have whole routine about ALF (including references to the saturday morning cartoon)

  18. Re:White Paper on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: -1

    More information about small wonder can be located here

  19. Re:Cheap book PCs? on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: -1

    get back to us when you're coherent.

  20. Re:Bad reviewer, no doughnut on Hardware Review: Rio Central · · Score: -1
    It's not that we're stupid, it's that we prefer WACKED-OUT BAT-SHIT NUTTY comments to the rehashed yawners you high-rated folks keep posting. Allow me to expound on this subject at length:

    Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?

    Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!

    And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!

    Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!

    Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!






  21. Re:gammamune UNIDENTIFIED on Hardware Review: Rio Central · · Score: -1

    You've broken the goofy-meter...AGAIN!

  22. Re:Music today sucks on Chained Melodies · · Score: -1
    Playing my own music won't make me rich and famous but it turns on my wife when I bang on the bongo's like a chimpanzee

    WHAT???

  23. Re:Veritas? on Next Windows to Have New Filesystem · · Score: -1

    FUD, FUD, ignorance, highly speculative comments. Please mod down!

  24. batman likes it on Next Windows to Have New Filesystem · · Score: -1

    pour the hot grits/banana putting into my bat-trunks, robin! do it now.

  25. Re:This is just stupid... on Patent Nonsense · · Score: -1

    Your name...so guttural. Are you a caveman?