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  1. Think of the hobbits! on Leonard Nimoy Dies At 83 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's not forget his career as a singer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    ...Ok, never mind. Let's forget his career as a singer....

  2. Reality of Scotty's Merikles.... on The Programmers Who Want To Get Rid of Software Estimates · · Score: 1

    Kirk: How much refit time before we can take her out again? Scotty: Eight weeks, sir. But ye don't have eight weeks, so I'll do it for ye in two. Basically, we will be violating every safety standard in star-fleet, and there is a 20% everything will blow up completely leaving us stranded in deep space w/o power.

  3. FBI, sic em! on Lenovo Hit With Lawsuit Over Superfish Adware · · Score: 1

    Who cares who benefits financially? By punishing Lenovo's ILLEGAL behavior and driving them from the marketplace, society benefits. If we have to send an army of lawyers as mercs for hire to get them to do what federal prosecutors should be doing, so be it.

  4. When pigs fly... on Chicago's Red Light Cameras Now a Point of Contention for Mayoral Candidates · · Score: 2

    An excellent suggestion. It combines logic and wisdom. It will never be implemented.

  5. Would you like an EAR to go with that, sir? on Researcher Developing Tattoo Removal Cream · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too true. Why just think of it, Mike Tyson might be able to get a job a McDonalds once he got rid of his freaky face tattoos...

  6. Rush Limbaugh, 21st level troll on Jon Stewart Leaving 'The Daily Show' · · Score: 1

    The problem is, too many people seem to think the Daily Show is a news show just as too many people think any 'fact' Rush Limbaugh states should be considered to be anything but fiction until carefully investigated.

    Funny how that is. it's almost like Rush has established himself as such a ridiculous troll with all the stupid shit that he says, that nobody even bothers to listen to him anymore, aside from his sad clique of followers. At this point in his career, he might come up with a plan that would insure perpetual world peace, but nobody would bother to listen to him be cause of his track record.

  7. Whats good for the gander is a good goosing? er... on Ask Slashdot: What Will It Take To End Mass Surveillance? · · Score: 1

    Pffft. the solution is simple. Shine the light on the politicians. Organize a group of people to start following around all of congress and the senate, paparazzi style, and record everything they do, and post everything. Record whats in their trash, which stall they took a dump in at the mall, what they buy at the grocery store and how much they pay for gas at the gas station. Follow them with video cameras rolling constantly.

    A week of that and you will get some nice strong privacy laws.

  8. The answer is 42, er...I mean, encryption. on Ask Slashdot: What Will It Take To End Mass Surveillance? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wide spread, end to end encryption would need to be implemented. In order to do that, you need one or two major providers to start advertising that they are completely encrypted, and that the competition is just handing your data to the government. That's one hell of a marketing 2x4 that the NSA is giving away for free to the first company to wants to step up and claim it.

    "The Banana Computer Corporation is proud to announce that our platform is completely encrypted from end to end, and will protect you and your loved ones from digital threats such as Eastern European Identity thieves, illegal government spying, and other data theft. And what about the other companies? They can't be bothered to protect your loved ones (shows cute little child playing ABC game on smart phone, with a superimposed image of what looks like a leering pedophile hacker Nazi rapist frantically typing to steal your data) so why give them your business? Switch to Banana Computer to protect your family today.

    Its like ten million new free subscribers to the first company to encrypt and give the NSA the finger, I am puzzled why nobody is pursuing this...

  9. Re:Most. Transparent. Administration. Ever. on DEA Hands MuckRock a $1.4 Million Estimate For Responsive Documents · · Score: 1

    I'll buy that anti-discrimination laws create economic drag in a healthy society, but recall that the reason most of these laws were created is because there were widespread attempts to keep large portions of the society down. If you refuse to hire a talented black man, and I then hire him, it will only give me an economic edge if I don't suffer a social backlash because half of the society refuses to do business with me, 'because I hired a nigger'. This is exactly the conditions that required legal addressing with laws.

    Now, while we aren't in the same place now, discrimination still exists, and nobody knows exactly where the tipping point lies, in terms of the laws changing from a social enabler to a net economic drag. Since the economic drag is relatively low (compared to say, 10% of the population being destitute and disenfranchised), it makes sense to keep the laws until such time that we can be sure that repealing them won't cause widespread social problems.

  10. My stapler....its my stapler... on Neil Armstrong's Widow Discovers Moon Camera In Bag · · Score: 2

    Armstrong risked his ass in countless ways flying to the goddamned MOON, he can keep all the extra cameras and junk he wants to. If ANYONE earned this stuff its the guys who put their lives on the line for science, the USA, and the general advancement of humanity.

    I see zero problem with this.

  11. Re:Most. Transparent. Administration. Ever. on DEA Hands MuckRock a $1.4 Million Estimate For Responsive Documents · · Score: 1

    I dont personally like the idea, but i think as a business owner, I want employees i wont worry about getting arrested on their way to work when I need them here.

    What about drinking? Much more likely that your employees are going to be drinking than doing drugs, so what about mandatory breathalyzer tests? How about Every morning as they walk into the front door? Are you going to do background checks too? Ex-convicts are probably more likely to get re-arrested, don't hire those guys. You shouldn't hire minorities while you are at it, because they are more likely than white people to get pulled over and arrested by the police. That would really ruin your day, if your employees where being hassled by the police because they weren't born with the right skin color and they couldn't make their shift.

    Or you could you know, just hire people that seem dependable and evaluate them on their performance, which seems a whole lot simpler and less judgmental.

  12. Re:A rich communist walks into a bar... on Netflix Now Available In Cuba · · Score: 1

    I thought that the whole point of Communism was that nobody was 'rich' or 'poor'....

    Go to Cuba and travel through their towns and tell me there aren't some that are better off. You'll quickly realize there are.

    Sarcasm, its a thing...

  13. A rich communist walks into a bar... on Netflix Now Available In Cuba · · Score: 1

    First the infrastructure needs to be put in place. This will happen through the wealthier asking to get better internet access. Facilities such as vacation resorts will also invest in said technology to improve their customers experience.

    Wealthier? CAPITALIST RUNNING DOG, THIS! IS! COMMUNISM!!!

    I thought that the whole point of Communism was that nobody was 'rich' or 'poor'....

  14. Take a bit, leave a bit? on Ask Slashdot: With Whom Do You Entrust Your Long Term Data? · · Score: 1

    "When I need important data, I just steal it from other people."

  15. I am not a Number! I am a *nix shell script! on The Poem That Passed the Turing Test · · Score: 2

    This is a meta-Turing test: Post something on /. about a computer doing something vaguely 'human' under the title of a machine passing a Turing test and see which posters believe it. Those people are just python scripts.

    Bonus points for using a quasi 'AI' program to auto generate said stories...

  16. que? que? on Washington May Count CS As Foreign Language For College Admission · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fan of foreign language requirements, but if you are a coder you should learn a foreign language. I've seen to many shitty coders that know nothing about encoding, localization, internationalization, times and dates formats, and other such things. If you are going to write apps in a increasingly global computer world, learn something about how other people communicate.

  17. Freedom of Tolling? on Twitter CEO: "We Suck" At Dealing With Trolls, Vows To Kick Them Out · · Score: 1

    I didn't say that I wanted a non-anomalous Internet, I said what you are seeing is a result of mixing the two models. I didn't advocated for change in either direction. I suggest you read more carefully before posting.

    Your second sentence is utter gibberish. You don't want something because you don't want it? I hope you speak more eloquently than you post, lets your audience end up covered with phlegm.

    You suggested that I wish to track people down and punish them for saying things I don't like. I don't know where you got 'me' as the subject in that sentience. Isn't that what the law is for? Laws == things that people have collectively decided to prohibit. If you were to suggest that People who are breaking the law should be tracked down and punished, I would totally agree with you.

    Finally you seem somewhat fuzzy headed about the difference between freedom of speach, and freedom of abuse. It is one thing to advocate of an unpopular idea, ('The Nazi party should voted into power','Women should be barefoot and pregnant') vs. various threats ('I am going to drive to your house at 1234 pine st and kill you, bmajik.', ' Here is all bmajik's personal information that could be used for identity theft and fraud'). I will advocate to allow the former but never the latter.

  18. Trolls: people who hide under bridges? on Twitter CEO: "We Suck" At Dealing With Trolls, Vows To Kick Them Out · · Score: 1

    I actually very much like the idea of the internet being a place, or, at least having places, where there is no authority, no oversight, and no rule makers. Where if you say something that upsets people, you are mercilessly attacked -- with speech.

    The problem with trolls on the internet isn't that they are attacking people with abuse and harassment, it is that they are doing it anomalously. If I tell you I think you are stupid and I am going to come to your house and kill you, you cannot really do anything about it; there are no repercussions to me for my aberrant behavior. I suspect a lot of problems with abuse and trolling would disappear very quickly if everyone was required to post with their full names and a photo of themselves as an avatar.

    We are dealing with the fall out from having the Internet half anonymous.

  19. DoJ zone of lawlessness on Justice Department: Default Encryption Has Created a 'Zone of Lawlessness' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    TiggertheMad, a nobody from the Internet, said Tuesday that the he is "very concerned" by the most of the Internet's decision to not automatically encrypt all data. "We understand the value of legal discovery and the importance of enforcing laws," he said. "But we're very concerned they not lead to the creation of what I would call a 'zone of lawlessness,' where the government violates some of our most basic principles in some quixotic hunt to ferret out terrorists and other boogie men. They might actually have to do some actual police work, you know like they did for the last few centuries."

  20. all wubbly and wiggly on Proposed Space Telescope Uses Huge Opaque Disk To Surpass Hubble · · Score: 1

    The station keeping and vibration might not be a problem - as long as you know what is happening I bet you could digitally correct for it. In fact, that might need to occur in any event, since for the levels of precision, you will probably need to be able to correct for the difference in gravitational forces acting on the ring between sea level and whatever orbit they put it in.

  21. Who eats doughnuts with the doughnut men? on Police Organization Wants Cop-Spotting Dropped From Waze App · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Perhaps the police should stop behaving in was that make non-criminals scared of them. The number of dangerous criminals in society is really very small. If this app is downloaded more than a few hundred times that would indicate that more people than just hardened criminals want to keep tabs on cops. Just the download counter for the app could be read as a social barometer of public trust.

    Also, the watchmen don't like being watched? Tough shit. You want more power than the average person, you had better get used to extra scrutiny too.

  22. New name: 'Windows Auschwitz 9-11 happy' bar on Windows 10: Charms Bar Removed, No Start Screen For Desktops · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they're just marketing doublespeak.

    So true. When I saw the blurb about the 'charms bar' I immediately imagined an exclusive hipster cereal bar in San Francisco that exclusively served lucky charms cereal with organic unpasteurized milk. The flatware was reclaimed 1890s mining camp tin spoons, and the maitre'd was dressed like lucky the leprechaun.

    I suppose we have that dumb fuck Balmer to thank for this....

  23. Who are you? I'm bat- er, ANON! on Anonymous Asks Activists To Fight Pedophiles In 'Operation Deatheaters' · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This also looks a lot like a slightly unpopular kid going and beating up the most unpopular kid to make everyone else like them more.

    Pedophiles are like Nazis: They are widely assumed to be completely and thoroughly evil and thus worthless human beings. If you are going to pick a group to engage in vigilante activity against this is just about the perfect one, because who is going to going to stand up and say 'that's not right'. Unlike other extremely unpopular groups like Human traffickers or actual no-Nazis, pedophiles are not generally gun toting violent lunatics, so the risk of being murdered in retaliation is pretty low.

    If you want to break the law to try to uphold the law, this is a logical choice, I guess.

  24. Jar-Jar - Well written, a nuanced and gripping! on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 1

    Arguably, he did too good of a job: the players are all too human, and Jar-Jar is too fluid and well-executed for the movie.

    Wait....are we talking about the same movie...? Are there some other SW prequels that I haven't seen? I have honestly, in the last decade of listening to SW critique, never heard anyone say, 'the players are all to human'. I saw a bunch of bland, stiff characters shoveling awkward lines at each other in front of a green screen. I am genuinely intrigued why you think this, because I have honeslty never heard this before. If you are trolling, masterfully done sir.

    If there is another set of 'secret' prequels that are only for SW fans, please tell me. I know the secret SW nerd handshake....

  25. Transformers? How the fuck did we get them in this on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 0

    The Transformers franchise was directed by Michael Bay, n00bsauce.