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Researcher Developing Tattoo Removal Cream

BarbaraHudson writes During tattooing, ink is injected into the skin, initiating an immune response, and cells called "macrophages" move into the area and "eat up" the ink. The macrophages carry some of the ink to the body's lymph nodes, but some that are filled with ink stay put, embedded in the skin. That's what makes the tattoo visible under the skin. Dalhousie Uiversity's Alec Falkenham is developing a topical cream that works by targeting the macrophages that have remained at the site of the tattoo. New macrophages move in to consume the previously pigment-filled macrophages and then migrate to the lymph nodes, eventually taking all the dye with them. "When comparing it to laser-based tattoo removal, in which you see the burns, the scarring, the blisters, in this case, we've designed a drug that doesn't really have much off-target effect," he said. "We're not targeting any of the normal skin cells, so you won't see a lot of inflammation. In fact, based on the process that we're actually using, we don't think there will be any inflammation at all and it would actually be anti-inflammatory."

164 comments

  1. Unfortunately.... by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 1

    ...it does cause cancer. But then, so does everything else, so who's counting?

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    1. Re:Unfortunately.... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Probably living in a forest, breathing fresh air, eating natural food and drinking source water is less carcinogenic?

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    2. Re:Unfortunately.... by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably living in a forest, breathing fresh air, eating natural food and drinking source water is less carcinogenic?

      Trees pump out all sorts of carcinogenic crap. The Great Smokey Mountains aren't smokey from man-made pollution or fire, after all. If the canopy isn't too heavy, living outdoors means susceptibility to skin cancer. Natural food, especially plants also contains all sorts of toxins. And water in nature can contain lead and arsenic and kill you too. But if you live like that, your chance of cancer might be cut down by getting bitten by a snake or attacked by a wolf or a bear or something, or just hypothermia.

    3. Re:Unfortunately.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of the article states the treatment causes cancer?

    4. Re:Unfortunately.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "topical cream"

    5. Re:Unfortunately.... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "...it does cause cancer. But then, so does everything else, so who's counting?"

      Better cancer than a face tattoo with a typo.

    6. Re:Unfortunately.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Indirectly. Your chance die of something you eat or something that eats you or some other accident with nobody around to hear you scream is big enough that you don't get old enough to die of cancer.

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    7. Re:Unfortunately.... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      So, obviously you come from a planet other than Earth if you think that is possible. Welcome. Please don't probe my anus.

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    8. Re:Unfortunately.... by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      The to biggest carcinogens on Earth are probably sunlight and oxygen....

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    9. Re:Unfortunately.... by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      The two biggest carcinogens on Earth are probably sunlight and oxygen.... (need to buy a new keyboard)

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  2. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been so afraid that I'd be seeing more and more wrinkled grannies with wrinkled, faded tramp stamps...

    1. Re:Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will only happen in another 30 years, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

    2. Re:Thank God! by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, they started to become popular in the late 70s, or roughly 35 years ago, so there are no doubt grannies, even great-grannies running around with them.

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  3. Found the perfect way by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No tattoo at all in the first place.

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    1. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not all dumb decisions are made when drunk one night on vacation. Some people are indoctrinated into cultures that encourage dumb decisions over long periods and when they get out it is nice to know they can clean up their appearance along with their act.

    2. Re:Found the perfect way by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      If we can come up with technology that removes tattoos, permanently and easily, it will eradicate the tattoo blight.

      Tattoos are a cry out for something permanent. "I have important messages to send, and it is PERMANENT! I will ALWAYS feel this way." Which leads to ugly blight patches on middle aged skin.

      Of course, it could just push the self-mutilation envelope even further, i.e. piercing and radical body mod. We haven't gotten to 'Dr. Adder' yet.

    3. Re: Found the perfect way by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      In many cases alcohol is involved. Particularly with the more unfortunate ones.

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    4. Re:Found the perfect way by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of things are much easier for individuals to judge in hindsight than at the time they make those decisions.

      Everything from teenage angst to pornography would be entirely different if more people foresaw the personal ramifications of their decisions.

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    5. Re:Found the perfect way by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I can't figure out why people get them in the first place.

      Years ago I wanted to get a huge all-back Henna pic as a tribute to (my then) fiancé. Not knowing where to go for this, I started asking around some local tattoo parlors as I figured they would at least know the sort of people I should be talking to. One of the tattooists that I asked said to me "Why would you want something that is not permanent?".

      He didn't understand me and I certainly didn't understand him.

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    6. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No tattoo at all in the first place.

      Well, my first thought was that this doesn't matter to someone I care about. Those few with tattoos got them to be permanent. (No ragrets!)
      My second thought was that while pointless, it's still a technological advance.
      Who knows, perhaps some people who got skin discoloration due to being exposed to chemicals in the work could use this cream to clean up the skin. In that case it's great. Perhaps it works great to prevent itching from mosquito bites or whatever. At least it doesn't make the world a worse place.

      The comment about being anti-inflammatory intrigues me. It would be brilliant to sell this cream to people who just got a tattoo and looking for a way to keep the skin from getting inflamed.

    7. Re:Found the perfect way by PPH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why would you want something that is not permanent?

      I know a porn star who has some prominent tattoos that are not permanent (possibly Henna that she has re-inked). They are her trademark, but also an exit strategy from the porn biz. Retire, take a vacation to let the ink fade. Then she can go out in public as the woman who looks like that porn star, but without the tats.

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    8. Re: Found the perfect way by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      No tattooist worth their ink will give a tattoo to a drunk person, not least because alcohol is a reasonably effective anticoagulant.

      I dunno they can work really well on some people, others meh. Somehow the hipster beardo tats don't resonate as much with me as the Asatru biker chick tats. Living the lifestyle matters to an extent, as does personality.

    9. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I got mine in prison to show my allegiance to the brotherhood. Now that I am free and not in danger of being raped, I don't need the tattoos anymore.

    10. Re:Found the perfect way by h4x0t · · Score: 1

      The rule I like to follow for tattoos is this:

      Did I want this tattoo 10 years ago, and do I want it now?

      This prevents fads from ending up permanent on me, and gone to everyone else.
      This also prevents undiscerning phases of development from being displayed to the world.

      It should be noted that I currently do not have any tattoos, though I'm getting close to getting something rude tattooed onto my underarm for some unsuspecting medical examiner.

    11. Re:Found the perfect way by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      I have a number of tattoos, all covered by a t shirt and long pants btw. but anyway I got my first one 12 years ago now and my method seems to work for me.

      If i think i want some ink, I sleep on it. not for a day, not for a week, but at least a year. If I still want that same ink in a year, I get it. Ive decided against no less than 20 designs by doing that, and i currently have 5 designs (although more sessions because i tend to add to what I have rather than using new locations)

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    12. Re:Found the perfect way by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Thanks mom glad that works for you. I on the other hand am about to get my facial tatoo darkened and get the other side above my left eye done too. Do I care what people think of it, well no. Do I care if it'll look wrinkly when I get older, hmm nope. Do I like it, well thats why I got it. Do I care if I'll never get a job, well I do have a succesfull business so who fucking cares. Would I do it if I wasn't self employed. sure would...

      Well you mileage may vary.

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    13. Re:Found the perfect way by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      Tattoos are a cry out for something permanent. "I have important messages to send, and it is PERMANENT! I will ALWAYS feel this way." Which leads to ugly blight patches on middle aged skin.

      thats one reason, but not the only, or even mostly used reason for getting ink

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    14. Re: Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the perfect way: no alcohol in the first place.

    15. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Do I care what people think of it, well no.

      Yeah, that's bullshit for starters. You do care. You won't admit it because it shows weakness, but you do. The bigger thing here is the type of person that feels they "need" to inject ink under their skin to "look different." Such people are literally a mockery of themselves.

    16. Re:Found the perfect way by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      says the anonymous coward. Why would you care so much what I and others do with their bodies? That's a miserable life if you can't find interest in anything else.

      So you walk around naked with no teandy clothes on? After all why would you wear the clothes you wear unless you like them and wanted to be seen by people.

      Poor anonymous sheeple.

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    17. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have read this comment on here already. Dup!

    18. Re: Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just pissed because she's way hotter than any chick you'll ever do.

    19. Re:Found the perfect way by antdude · · Score: 1

      Or fake tattoo that can be removed easily! ;)

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    20. Re:Found the perfect way by clay_shooter · · Score: 1

      My taste in clothing is different now than it was 10 years ago. It is a lot different than it was 20 years ago. I can't imagine any saying or look I'd like 20 years from now especially they way they (and I) age. A Henna might be fun, maybe.

    21. Re: Found the perfect way by camperdave · · Score: 1

      In many cases alcohol is involved. Particularly with the more unfortunate ones.

      Considering that alcohol is used to disinfect the area to be inked, you're definitely right.

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    22. Re:Found the perfect way by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      I don't wear trendy clothes. I wear clothes with matt neutral colours (olive green/oak DPM, brown, black) and lots of pockets. I've always shunned "fashion" because I never wanted to be a sheep. Clothes for me are functional. If it's going to be cold out, I'll wrap up in extra layers. Given changeable local weather conditions I'm always covered anyway (I even wear a functional headpiece. Fedoras rock, not least because you can sew pockets inside the bowls and keep things in them like lighters and an emergency bus fare, and the brim is great at keeping the sun out of your eyes), shorts are out but that's because I don't like my legs (think seven foot sparrow).

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    23. Re: Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are very few genuinely attractive porn sluts and 3-7.5 pussy is easy to get, tbh. You're just pissed because that's the type you will marry. Some used up skank and your ticket to ride will be in the upper triple digits. Congrats.

    24. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be noted that I currently do not have any tattoos, though I'm getting close to getting something rude tattooed onto my underarm for some unsuspecting medical examiner.

      We've seen it all already.

    25. Re:Found the perfect way by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      When you say "know"... I think you need to define that word for us.

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    26. Re:Found the perfect way by Reziac · · Score: 2

      "...a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling..."
          -- Jimmy Buffett

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    27. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats one reason, but not the only, or even mostly used reason for getting ink

      That would be stupidity.

    28. Re:Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is an awfully narrow view. I have a tattoo of a piece of artwork that my best friend did. I got it after he died in order to honour and to keep a part of him with me. I've had it for almost 20 years and I doubt my feelings and memories of him will ever change.

    29. Re:Found the perfect way by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but it's a song about regrets, and removal is also about regrets.

      You'll never regret the one from your friend, not when you can speak so movingly of it.

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    30. Re: Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No tattooist worth their ink will give a tattoo to a drunk person, not least because alcohol is a reasonably effective anticoagulant.

      Alcohol does thin your blood, but not just while you are drunk.

    31. Re: Found the perfect way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe true. But why so mean-spirited/nasty? I suggest you seek professional help, seriously if you were happy in yourself you'd not be so mean. Things can get better.

  4. Re:Inking your skin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Getting a tattoo may or may not be stupid, it depends on the circumstances. But I'm having a hard time imagining a situation where having a tattoo removed is stupid.

  5. Not Sure If Good Or Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On the plus side, it makes it much easier to get rid of that tattoo I got last night while drunk.

    On the minus side, it makes it much easier for someone to remove your tattoo in your sleep.

    1. Re:Not Sure If Good Or Bad by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Remove your tattoo and replace it with something else. What a hack that would be.

    2. Re:Not Sure If Good Or Bad by PPH · · Score: 1

      E-Ink tattoos with a programmer that works by proximity through the skin.

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    3. Re:Not Sure If Good Or Bad by microcars · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, it makes it much easier to get rid of that tattoo I got last night while drunk.

      FTFA: it works best on tattoos that are more than 2yrs old.

      On the minus side, it makes it much easier for someone to remove your tattoo in your sleep.

      FTFA: it will apparently take several treatments, it is not instant.
      But I must admit I was thinking of those same pros and cons before I actually read the article....

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    4. Re:Not Sure If Good Or Bad by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      With his hands in the pockets of his jacket, he stared through the glass at a flat lozenge of vat grown flesh that lay on a carved pedestal of imitation jade. The color of its skin reminded him of Zone's whores; it was tattooed with a luminous digital display wired to a subcutaneous chip. Why bother with the surgery, he found himself thinking, while sweat coursed down his ribs, when you could just carry the thing around in your pocket?

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    5. Re:Not Sure If Good Or Bad by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      This is going to happen sooner or later. RFID / Bluetooth extra.

      OTOH, this cream might be of real benefit from people suffering from vitiligo.

      If this actually passes Phase I trials and works, this guy is rich. But macrophages and anything to do with immune system is devilishly complex. I wouldn't be surprised if it did something like make you grow feathers on the treated skin. Will be interesting to follow.

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  6. Re:Inking your skin... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 4, Informative

    Got a tattoo in college. I really liked it for about 10 years, then I decided I was done with it and wanted to move on to another phase of my life. So I did laser removal, and I would say it's 99% gone. You'd have to be pretty close and know where to look to find any trace of it. In short, I rubbed a thousand dollars on it and it came right off!

  7. But by Mikkeles · · Score: 0

    Why on earth would I want tattooed lymph nodes? So my pancreas can look at them and say "Cool! man"?

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    1. Re:But by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article, it says that in the days following getting inked, macrophages remove some of the ink and it gets to the lymph glands. All this is doing is killing cells with ink still in them, so the marcophages can remove the dead cells and the ink in them. If the inks were toxic, we'd know it by now because people with lots of tattoos would already be dropping like flies.

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    2. Re:But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooosh!

  8. Grandma is that really you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bye bye tramp stamp!

  9. Why? by bigdavex · · Score: 4, Funny

    No ragrets

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    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, much more commonly, "No Regerts."

  10. Pictures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... or it didn't happen.

  11. Nothing could possi by bosef1 · · Score: 2

    So instead of having the tattoo ink spread out in a relatively benign part of my dermis, instead I'll concentrate it in my lymph nodes. It feels like this could cause problems. How does the body clear the ink from the lymph nodes? Is it broken down; or does it just stay there, possibly clogging the nodes, or acting as an irritant and maybe causing a long-term cancer risk.

    Maybe we could also turn the research around. If there were ways to make less digestable or less "attractive" inks, or to pre-train the macrophages to ignore the ink particles, you could make longer-lasting tattoos that need less ink to apply and fewer touchups.

    1. Re:Nothing could possi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's already getting concentrated in your lymph nodes - this just gets the rest of it. If you object to ink in your lymph nodes, definitely do not inject yourself with ink in the first place.

    2. Re:Nothing could possi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lymph nodes are generally full of all the crap that shouldn't have got into your body, it's what they're for.

    3. Re:Nothing could possi by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      So instead of having the tattoo ink spread out in a relatively benign part of my dermis, instead I'll concentrate it in my lymph nodes.

      I was under the impression that the macrophages would then be broken down and their contents recycled or disposed of - that this migration was just one step in the process. Is this not true?

      There are a lot of macrophages migrating to the lymph nodes over a lifetime. If they just went there, died, and left their contents the nodes would swell with age and never shrink - yet this doesn't seem to happen.

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    4. Re:Nothing could possi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the macrophages ignored ink, would it not just smear and/or float away? I'm assuming they "fix" it in place. Ink particles are quite a bit smaller than macrophages...

    5. Re:Nothing could possi by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The cream only kills cells with ink, so when the macrophages dispose of the dead cells, the ink goes along for the ride.

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  12. Email address of an inked friend by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 0

    "poorimpulsecontrol@foo.com
    Yes, she has issues.

  13. Re:Inking your skin... by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    Yeah, now that they're removable, the drunk tats you see on college students are going to be a lot more inane.

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  14. Practical uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can see it already: a heavily tattooed guy passes out at the party. Somebody then uses the cream to draw a giant dick on his back.

    Best prank ever. Or worst, depending on the gang affiliations.

    1. Re:Practical uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dilute enough to work with a squirt gun, head to the beach and clean up the tramp stamps.

  15. IF true... by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This could help out a lot of misguided kids who went and uglified themselves, can't figure out why they keep getting rejected for jobs, can't wear a nice dress without looking like an octopus puked on them, or otherwise have defecated all over their skin.

    Some ex-prisoners, too. Nothing like prison tats to mark you as an outcast, with all the social and financial downsides that involves (besides the complete drop to permanently lowest-class unemployable for most, I mean.)

    Most tats -- not all, a very few are actually amazing bits of art -- aren't worth getting, and even fewer are worth keeping, confirmation bias and pure stubbornness notwithstanding.

    This stuff works, though, and it'll change the entire nature of the industry. The idea that these aren't permanent will change the motivation and the sense of commitment, which could cut down on some of the outright stupidity. And for those who go forward, they'd no longer be outright screwing themselves when the styles change, or they run into one of the (many) bosses who view them as a mark of abject stupidity. Even that outlook might change, based on the knowledge that they aren't permanent -- I could see some saying, "You can work the returns counter as soon as you get 'John luvz Mary' off your forehead."

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    1. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could stop having superficial bosses with superficial ideas. They tend to be dying off at faster than replacement rates so perhaps there's hope for us yet. I can't wait for the last of the suit and tie set to die off.

      BTW, I have no tattoos and don't especially like them. I just like corporate attitudes a lot less.

    2. Re: IF true... by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

      Or we could stop having superficial bosses with superficial ideas. They tend to be dying off at faster than replacement rates so perhaps there's hope for us yet. I can't wait for the last of the suit and tie set to die off.

      BTW, I have no tattoos and don't especially like them. I just like corporate attitudes a lot less.

      Because nothing says "I make good decisions" like permanent marks all over the body, right?

    3. Re:IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very visible tattoos on my hands, fingers, forearms and calves (if I'm wearing shorts), and not once in my 10 year career have I had a problem getting a job. In fact, 9 out of 10 interviewers are intrigued and ask about it (or comment if they already know what they mean), the remainder just ignore it and judge me for my technical knowledge (which is what they are willing to pay me six figures to acquire).

      I understand that some industries may have issues, like the finance industry or real estate, where your image is more important than what you actually know or do. The tech industry is not one though, and I'd wager more of my coworkers and peers have tattooes than not.

    4. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or we could stop having superficial bosses with superficial ideas.

      Why do you think it is the boss that is superficial. Even the most pragmatic boss will see those tattoos and realize that his business might lose a (superficial) customer because of them. It doesn't matter how qualified you are if you scare away customers.
      It's better to hire someone less qualified who looks proper. Being able to do the project better isn't much good if the customer goes to the competitor.

    5. Re:IF true... by wbr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      ...Some ex-prisoners, too. Nothing like prison tats to mark you as an outcast, with all the social and financial downsides that involves (besides the complete drop to permanently lowest-class unemployable for most, I mean.)

      You do not need prison tats for that. A background check will do sufficiently. That said, I m an ex felon, with some tats from before and during my time. I have a fair job at a small local IT company, and am building my own business. However, it has and continues to be a very hard struggle, and I can see why many give up and go sling dope or rob again.

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    6. Re:IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would still be left with scaring from getting the tattoo. I know someone who had one removed and in the right light you can still make out the outline of the tattoo.

    7. Re: IF true... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      I'd rather have a CEO with "Backstreet Boys forever" tattooed on his forehead than one who has already sunk 2 companies and promises that everything's going to be all different this time.

      But very obviously sinking companies is less of a crime than loving the wrong boyband in the CEO business if the track record of many of them is any indication. I see few with ZZ-Top tattoos, but a lot of them sinking company after company and yet still being hired again.

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    8. Re:IF true... by narcc · · Score: 4, Funny

      When people say "six-figures" they don't generally count the two after the decimal point.

    9. Re: IF true... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Give it time. Tats for people not in the underclass wasn't a thing when they were young and stupid.

    10. Re: IF true... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exactly. I can teach you to do your job, but I can't teach your tats to go away. Until now?

      If this works, you'll see employers requiring their employees to remove tats.

    11. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those are the only two choices for CEO out there.

    12. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, people with tats think they are special snowflakes with their inked dragons or tinkerbells whatever symbol of deep meaning they adorned themselves with taking an inordinate amount of time in their minds. If you talk to me why the dildo emblazoned on your forehead is so special to you, I will likely play nice until after the interview and put your application in the janitor pile, so you can clean the toilets on the nightshift for me.

      I'd enjoy the fact that my toilets are made spotless by someone who defecated ink on themselves and can't remove it.

      This cream removes an obvious sign of stupidity and that's unfortunate.

    13. Re: IF true... by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just a corporate attitude. It turns off a lot of people. Which is ok for young people who don't give a damn what anyone but their current love interest thinks. But when real life starts to intervene as one gets older, there are a lot of people who regret the ink.

    14. Re:IF true... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do not need prison tats for that. A background check will do sufficiently.

      I wasn't talking about jobs. There, I agree, those doors become more difficult to get through no matter what once you have a record, as a felon or even just an arrest record.

      I was referring to the potential classing in social situations visible prison tats provide; they can earn the bearer anything from a spitburger to refusal of housing without any formal checking at all. As can any other form of voluntary or involuntary revelation of wrongdoing, or accusation of wrongdoing. It's the same silent prejudice that the US social structure has always indulged itself with. Any non-white can relate.

      Good to hear you're building your own business. It worked for me, hopefully it will for you as well.

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    15. Re: IF true... by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Which makes the tattoo removal cream interesting in application. Will it lead to more people walking around as billboards for other people's art work or less. So the ability to easily remove other people's art work, will that lack of commitment to other people's art lead to more people willing to make themselves billboards or will it lead to less people ie no commitment to other peoples art so why bother. You can guess why I never, I just didn't get why I would display someone else's art, when I could not really see it, I mean if you tattoo yourself sure, display you talents to other people but when someone else turns you into their billboard what are you really achieving.

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    16. Re:IF true... by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      a very few are actually amazing bits of art

      For some reason this always gets thrown into the conversation as if it somehow justifies the practice (not saying you are, just others who I engage in this topic with). I'm not sure what qualifies as "Art", I've never seen a Tattoo that would be worthy of a gallery. Some of them could be used as a bumper stick, and some even good enough for a comic book. Either way, it's never a plausible reason to have it drawn on your skin of the rest of your life.

    17. Re:IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a sleeve on my right arm and have never been turned down for a tech position because of it. If I ever did, then that's a place that I didn't want to work at because I can't stand prudes and philistines. My tattoos are intended for me, not for anyone else.

    18. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose if you've got some low level, customer facing job. I've always held white and gold collar jobs, so I never had to interact with any customers directly. I can dress how I want, come into the office when ever I want and have as many tats as I want.

      I feel sorry for you McDonald's workers and sales "associates". Perhaps you should have gotten an education so none of this would matter.

    19. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now coming back to reality, where you don't actually have any authority to hire or fire, how many of your fellow fry cooks have tats? I'd wager none since you can't afford them.

    20. Re:IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same. Piercings are fucking stupid too. Only an idiot would put holes in their ears, faces, bodies, etc.

    21. Re:IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 figs includes the two after the decimal, the decimal, and the leading dollar sign, sir.

    22. Re:IF true... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      background checks don't mean shit for one reason: it is easy to assume a new name.

      This is how convicted child sex offenders get jobs as school teachers and social workers.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    23. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have a CEO with "Backstreet Boys forever" tattooed on his forehead than one who has already sunk 2 companies and promises that everything's going to be all different this time.

      I'm not sure what your point is here. That there are traits even worse than having a forehead tattoo? If so, mission accomplished. But if you were trying to pretend that because of your false dichotomy that therefore the forehead tattoo doesn't matter, well, no. You failed.

    24. Re: IF true... by drkim · · Score: 2

      Exactly. I can teach you to do your job, but I can't teach your tats to go away. Until now?

      If this works, you'll see employers requiring their employees to remove tats.

      Unfortunately, you won't see employers doing this...

      You'll see tatted people still not getting the job in the first place.

      This just gives them a way to remove the ink; once they figure out they aren't getting any call backs.

    25. Re:IF true... by wbr1 · · Score: 1
      You sound like a typical brainwashed american. If you bail on the sex offender registry, you will be hunted down. If you 'assume' a new name, you must bail on it, if not you would have to maintain two addresses, as your main address would still be in the registry and open to a simple sex offender search in the state, not even a BG check which would catch it also.

      It is not as easy as you seem to think. Besides, whose name are you going to assume? How are you going to get birth cert and SS card and other proof of residency requirements that are needed for any job? All that can be done, but it not a 'simple' thing and one misstep and yo are back in prison for multiple charges.

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    26. Re:IF true... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      Vanessa George was a convicted offender BEFORE she got a job in a nursery and went on to rape babies due to her having "spent" a previous conviction. Tony Blair gave his name as Charles Lynton (his actual first and second middle names) when he picked up a conviction for importuning young boys at Hyde Park public convenience, in 1983 at Bow Street Magistrates - on top of his two previous convictions in the 1970s for the SAME THING. HE went on to become Prime Minister. Shall we go there with child murderer John Venables? He was *given* a new name, it didn't stop him from going to commit further sexual offences against children less than a week after his release.

      By the way, I'm neither American nor brainwashed, and I'll thank you not to insult me like that again. I call it as I see it.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    27. Re: IF true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, if they hire on the condition or tell them to remove the tat once they are an employee I can see some lawsuits. Better to just not hire because you liked that other persons qualifications better. No need to mention that the better qualification is a lack tats proclaiming your lack of judgement or class.

    28. Re: IF true... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The stupid and the tattooed?

      I think we're onto something here. Can anyone name a few CEOs with tats?

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    29. Re: IF true... by mreed911 · · Score: 2

      I have an employer that requires visible tattoos be covered. If this means wearing a turtleneck undershirt when it's 105F in the summer, so be it.

    30. Re:IF true... by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      And you must be ..reeeaaallly.y.. high on something if you think Tony Blair could be a child molester and get away with it.. He is a monster and a killer of hundreds of thousands and was George Bushes obedient poodle. Look even the 14 feet tall lizard-alien-policemen who live under the parliament couldn't get away with that...... Now Thatcher did have a taste for eating live human babies - that is a documented fact. [humour] [irony] [metaphor]

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    31. Re:IF true... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      uh... it's a matter of public record what Blair did, I mentioned nothing about lizards (you did) so don't pull that Icke bullshit on me, and I wouldn't know about Thatcher's gastronomic habits.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    32. Re: IF true... by drkim · · Score: 1

      Correct...

      Although it is technically legal to discriminate against someone because of their tats, it will take about 10 seconds for someone to claim a "tramp stamp for religious reasons" and it will be lawsuit-city.

    33. Re:IF true... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what qualifies as "Art", I've never seen a Tattoo that would be worthy of a gallery. Some of them could be used as a bumper stick, and some even good enough for a comic book. Either way, it's never a plausible reason to have it drawn on your skin of the rest of your life.

      Here's one I think is art, even though I don't think highly of religion: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/...

      I really like this, too: https://www.flickr.com/photos/...

      Neither one strikes me as cartoony, and both strike me as worthy to wear.

      Most tats leave me cold, though.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    34. Re:IF true... by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      They both seem like novelty bumper stickers to me. Interesting the first time you see them, but just a gimmick every time after that.

  16. don't care if it works or not by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    this concept will Sell, Sell, Sell. just waiting for an IPO or Kickstarter.

  17. I''m old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    People with tattoos are scumbags: strippers, bikers, low lifes, etc ....

    Don't like it?

    Whatever. I took my business elsewhere. Or called the cops because you looked suspicious.

    Suck it.

    Yeah, I'm superficial and so are you.

    1. Re:I''m old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to know you're old, the sooner you and your superficial mindset are gone, the better.

    2. Re:I''m old.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time he's dead you'll have become just as old as he is today and just as objectionable to the younger set.

    3. Re:I''m old.... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      and what's wrong with being a biker?

      We're a free-spirited, generally mechanically very able, friendly bunch.

      Unlike the cockheads in cars who think they own the road. I paid my local taxes, I have as much right to use the road as you. Just because you can't ride a bike doesn't give you the right to run me off mine.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
    4. Re:I''m old.... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I've got nothing wrong with the bikers. But I hate with a passion the stupid bikes with obnoxiously loud pipes thundering down my street all day.

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    5. Re:I''m old.... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

      ah, the crotch rocketeers. See, they won't stop after you on a busy twin track and ask if you need help. They'll gun it and blast past you so fast the draft blows you over. I can only apologise for them, they think they're bikers, they're really just kids.

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      Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  18. Re:Inking your skin... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't think so. When I was a college student it never occurred to me that I would want to remove the tattoo. It perfectly suited me, and I didn't understand that I would change over time and outgrow the tattoo. This is how kids think. They think that the way things are will remain forever. Forever young!

    Some advice for people considering this path -- only get a black ink tattoo. They are much easier to remove than a colored tattoo. The laser has to be tuned to the wavelength of the ink color, so if you have a tattoo that is black, red and green then you need to hit it with three separate lasers and the way one color responds may be different than other colors.

    Also, set your expectations. By the time my treatments were complete (6 treatments, each 6 weeks apart), the tattoo was about 2/3 faded. then my body flushed the rest out over the following year. So I can't complain!

  19. That's great news for the tattooing industry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What more can I say?

  20. for $20 I'll do it by sribe · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure that with $20 and a trip to Home Depot I could create a tattoo removal cream ;-)

    1. Re:for $20 I'll do it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But not one that removes the tattoo without removing the skin.

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    2. Re:for $20 I'll do it by sribe · · Score: 1

      But not one that removes the tattoo without removing the skin.

      Where was that requirement in the spec? I don't recall seeing it anywhere ;-)

    3. Re:for $20 I'll do it by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      No need. Doctor Turlington has already taken care of the problem. https://vimeo.com/69310297

    4. Re:for $20 I'll do it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Are you a Chinese Engineer? Like in the tale of them being tasked with adding a button to a user interface and they put the button on the inside of the non-consumer serviceable device. Asked why, the reply was that it's cheaper to put it there and it was nowhere in the spec that it must be possible to actually press the button.

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    5. Re:for $20 I'll do it by sribe · · Score: 1

      Are you a Chinese Engineer?

      No. But given the great success of far east engineers in taking our jobs, I am trying my best to learn from them the secrets of their success.

  21. Maybe hire him, def not the tat artist... by jpellino · · Score: 1
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  22. A Navy Town by tquasar · · Score: 1

    I live near San Diego and a friend Rick was from New York City. His idea of going out was to visit the downtown area to have a drink and see the city sights. We stopped in a tattoo place and watched some young navy men getting tats. It was interesting to watch the process but I think people who are heavily tatted have some serious mental problems.

  23. On fashion and graffiti by Marginal+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I keep wondering what will happen when the fashion for tattoos fades away but the tattoos themselves don't. The (mainstream) people who get tattoos don't seem to realize that today's fashion generally looks stupid after a decade or so. But unlike other fashions, tattoos are intended to be permanent. In fact, that's the primary selling point. Fortunately, if necessity is the mother invention, maybe technology like that described in TFA will provide answers.

    Another thing in this category is gauges. Even if one assumes that people with gauges look cool now, they're unlikely to look cool in a decade. (Witness bell bottom pants from the 1970s as seen from the 1980s or later.) Won't they look stupid in the future with either a gauge or a giant hole in their dangling earlobes?

    As an old timer, the whole idea of body graffiti seems a bit strange to me. Usually, graffiti is applied to someone elses' property, not your own. At best, graffiti is art, but at worst, it is just vandalism. So why would you vandalize the single-most valuable piece of property you own - your body?

    1. Re:On fashion and graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tattoos and piercings have existed for about as long as Christianity. I'll expect that "trend" to end as soon as the religious "trend".

    2. Re:On fashion and graffiti by starless · · Score: 1

      Tattoos and piercings have existed for about as long as Christianity. I'll expect that "trend" to end as soon as the religious "trend".

      And in fact go back at least 3000 years before the birth of Christianity
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%...

    3. Re:On fashion and graffiti by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree with you. I can't think of *any* message that I like so much that I need to have it permanently injected in to my skin. I think Jimmy Buffett called it a "permanent reminder of a temporary feeling". Not to say Buffett is a scholar but I believe he has a point. We're going to see some pretty bugugly old farts in a decade or two.

    4. Re:On fashion and graffiti by alleycat0 · · Score: 2

      ...which is why, according to The Guardian, "one of the fastest-growing cosmetic procedures in the UK is repairing stretched earlobes" (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/oct/19/cosmetic-surgeons-repair-stretched-earlobes).

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    5. Re:On fashion and graffiti by Marginal+Coward · · Score: 1

      Tattoos and piercings have existed for about as long as Christianity. I'll expect that "trend" to end as soon as the religious "trend".

      Certainly, they've existed over the ages, particular in primitive tribes, including sailors and bikers. What's new - in my lifetime, at least - is that it's become such a mainstream thing. They're not just for sailors, bikers, and aboriginals anymore. But they will be again. And probably before bell-bottoms come back.

      Tattoos used to be about being a rebel - they were a clear statement that you weren't a conformist. So, look for the sailors and bikers to start demonstrating that they're outside the mainstream by having their tattoos removed. Maybe the aboriginals will, too.

    6. Re:On fashion and graffiti by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Those Nordic/Gaelic patterns that are popular now looked old and bland at least 5 years ago, if not before. Yet people still seem to want them.

      Same with Chinese and Japanese characters. There was a girl in the paper a few years ago who accidentally got a Chinese tattoo saying "supermarket" on her arm, not understanding that just because it sounds like her name doesn't mean it is her name in that language. I met a guy called "Paul" with "Paula" in Japanese on his forearm once.

      Tasteless and stupid tattoos will never go out of fashion, because most of the people getting them are either drunk or idiots or both. True fact.

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  24. Topical cream already exists by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

    It's called Napalm!

  25. Pretty cool video by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Smarter Every Day did a video on tattoo removal. Not as much slow-motion video as in their other videos, but still very informative.

  26. Restricted substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will have to restrict the sale of this stuff. Imagine if you spent thousands on a tattoo that you really like and then some kid runs up and puts this cream on your arm. Or perhaps as a "prank" someone replaces the contents of a sunscreen bottle with this stuff. Could lead to very angry tattoo lovers.

    1. Re:Restricted substance by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it doesn't work like a magic eraser.

  27. Given all the tattoo hate here by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a math/science guy, and I have math symbols on my arms. If I ever regret my affection towards math and science, I might as well have some skin torn off.

    Besides, the capital Sigma works great whenever somebody asks me "Are you series?".

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    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    1. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Do you also have the symbol for retard on your forehead? Or does your down syndrome face convey that clearly enough?

    2. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a math/science guy, and I have math symbols on my arms. If I ever regret my affection towards math and science, I might as well have some skin torn off.

      Besides, the capital Sigma works great whenever somebody asks me "Are you series?".

      Not sure if the first part was also part of the joke. But as someone older than 30, I can tell you that you probably won't regret your affection for maths, but you will probably (hopefully you will grow up one day) regret thinking that the idea of drawing things that you like on your skin is going to impress anyone.
      Looking like a cool 20 year old is cool when you're 20. Not so much when you're 40.

    3. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everybody is drawing on their skin to impress someone.

    4. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

      Not everybody is drawing on their skin to impress someone.

      This. My signs are rarely visible, even most t-shirts cover them, and I don't exactly go around flaunting them. It's a personal thing that tells something about me, for those who like to know. It's also a kind of joke about the perceived disjoint between those who have tattoos and those who work in education or research. That said, I've seen a surprising amount of ink in the teachers' lounges, and one of my most inked friends is an elementary school teacher; the university people seem more conservative than teachers in this sense, in my experience.

      Some people might prefer an expensive suit or a fancy car to maintain a certain kind of image, and they don't seem to get the same kind of hate -- though that kind of image is usually associated with a status that attracts haters for other reasons.

      It's pretty hard to go about your life not giving any kind of impression. If you avoid giving one at all, then chances are that others will come up with all kinds of false impressions.

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    5. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Broken theory of mind. I'm sorry about their autism.

    6. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      Negative rating for that??? I'd +1 you.... Small minded fools are (unfortunately) never in short supply.

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    7. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Some people might prefer an expensive suit or a fancy car to maintain a certain kind of image, and they don't seem to get the same kind of hate -- though that kind of image is usually associated with a status that attracts haters for other reasons.

      Because (and the fact that I have to explain this is part of the problem) a suit or car, no matter how cool this year, will look dated in ten years. Anyone with a half a brain knows this, and will upgrade their suit and car with the times to maintain the current image. You however will be stuck with your idea of cool in 2015 for the rest of your life, and everyone else will look down their noses at your poor decision making skills for the rest of your life.

    8. Re:Given all the tattoo hate here by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      You however will be stuck with your idea of cool in 2015 for the rest of your life, and everyone else will look down their noses at your poor decision making skills for the rest of your life.

      Well, I'm afraid my idea of "cool" was thousands of years old when I first got into it, so I guess I'm a lost cause anyway ;)

      (I got my math symbols after my first year of working as a full-time teacher, way after my first degree, so it's not exactly some drunken teenage idea. That was over 10 years ago. I never used the word "cool" because I think it refers to something trendy and ephemeral. However, I also don't believe that growing up means losing everything that's fun and playful.)

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  28. Would you like an EAR to go with that, sir? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too true. Why just think of it, Mike Tyson might be able to get a job a McDonalds once he got rid of his freaky face tattoos...

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    1. Re:Would you like an EAR to go with that, sir? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the brain damage he's got, it might be all he can do.

  29. re: non-permanent by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I read an interview a while back with a tattoo artist who said he really disliked and discouraged anyone asking for a non-permanent tattoo, despite the technology allowing it now.

    From his viewpoint, he was an artist, like any other artist -- and felt like his art should be designed to stick around. (Sort of like asking a famous painter to only use water-soluble markers or chalk so whoever buys the art could choose to wash it off the canvas at will.)

  30. Good for other things than tats? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    If the macrophages do this with tattoo ink, they no doubt do it with other things, as well.

    I wonder if using this cream to remove ALL the dead-macrophages-loaded-with-junk from the skin will result in effectively "younger" skin?

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    1. Re:Good for other things than tats? by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the macrophages do this with tattoo ink, they no doubt do it with other things, as well.

      I wonder if using this cream to remove ALL the dead-macrophages-loaded-with-junk from the skin will result in effectively "younger" skin?

      If your hypothesis is proven accurate, the new product will remove ink and years off your appearance.

      Cha-ching!

      The only pharmaceutical product imaginably more profitable would be a weight loss cream that makes your dick hard.

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      Ernest Hemingway

  31. Ron Reagan -- is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ron Reagan -- is that you? He was, after all, the only person I know of who was stupid enough to think that the water vapor haze over the Smokies was some sort of particulate pollution. (In the same breath, he also stated that the breeze wafting inland over an oil slick was "beneficial" to human health.)

  32. Re:Inking your skin... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    latex sleeves cost next to nothing, and you can match it to your skin tone.

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    Political debates have me rolling my eyes so much I think I got optical whiplash. I should sue. - Foamy The Squirrel
  33. Ever see a tattoo after 30+ years? by Required+Snark · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If you live long enough, you tattoo will turn into a shapeless blob of ill defined colors.

    I had a friend who was in the Marines when he was in this late teen years in the early 1950's. In the mid 80's he showed it to me. I was just a round blotch of blue/gray.

    Tattoo ink migrates over time. Muscle and skin age and change their shape. It's guaranteed that a tattoo will not stay the same as time passes. It will only look worse.

    By the way, the reason that sailors and marines get tattoos is in case they are blown to pieces. A distinctive tattoo on a limb makes it more likely that that body part will be recognized by the survivors. That's why there are often tats on different limbs.

    Whens someone gets a tat, and then says that it's to mark a point in their life, I often wonder if that means they are planning for future senility, or being blown apart. Just wondering...

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  34. Re:Inking your skin... by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

    Yes but I prefer the ones that are ribbed and give a tingling sensation.

  35. Re:Inking your skin... by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    giggity!

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  36. Perfect, I eat myself by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    You're going to train my immune system to eat itself. Sounds like an auto-immune disease, plain and simple.

  37. Tramp unstamped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh the horror of waking up the day after, with nothing but a blank lower back.

  38. Re: Inking your skin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a rare talent!

  39. Expensive, but funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine this being used for an expensive prank. Or a mother who disapproves of her son having tattoos while living under her roof. This stuff is going to sell, invest now!