My God, where the fuck do you guys work? Seriously, change shit up if you are working more than 25hrs.
I don't need any bullshit gimmick if I give a fuck about my job but when I'm not heads down working on new shit I make an appearance, leave, come back and check email and then leave again. If it's really slow I "work from home."
I can see Amazon learning from these dickbrain fiascos and becoming the next ad platform for the world. They are probably waiting for the legislation to hit before going full hog. Amazon could start gently rolling out features that replace Facebook...they wouldn't know what hit them.
The problem is that traditional flat bit computers are not going away and that they will not be able to decrypt the encryption generated by a quantum computer. Which will be nessessary since the greatest common factor is the most important.
In flight data can be encrypted via quantum entanglement, but again, will require a trusted quantum machine to be utilized by a flat bit machine.
Right. Instead of a robot whizzing through the building with a can of bear spray gassing off, a single worker would have just fallen to the ground screaming and clutching thier face. The dumbasses who ran over to help would have suffered the same fate, but yeah.
My wife keeps lobbying me to carry bear spray since mountain bikers are attacked often enough for there to be youtube videos of the incidents. This story is the proof I have been needing to back her down.
"All of the impacted employees have been or are expected to be released from hospital within the next 24 hours and forced back to work within 15 minutes."
It was pretty obvious when everyone started getting those phishing emails from friends and family that are on Facebook but which have never communicated online via email and otherwise have no online presence other than Facebook.
Let me rephrase that. All of those buzzwords are about delivering extremely poor solutions FASTER! Makes me think of all the dirty code snaking it's way to production...FASTER!
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He is, but he also sells me dope so I don't want to get on his bad side.
Yeah, in reality it's a 4x"10" shift in any sane place. I typically do 5x5 unless I have abunch of stuff to do that I'm in to.
Development? We have deliverables. They really don't give a fuck where we are if the deliverables are met.
My God, where the fuck do you guys work? Seriously, change shit up if you are working more than 25hrs. I don't need any bullshit gimmick if I give a fuck about my job but when I'm not heads down working on new shit I make an appearance, leave, come back and check email and then leave again. If it's really slow I "work from home."
I hear the developers are to appear before the house for questioning.
Grandma, is that you?
Doctor who?
I can see Amazon learning from these dickbrain fiascos and becoming the next ad platform for the world. They are probably waiting for the legislation to hit before going full hog. Amazon could start gently rolling out features that replace Facebook...they wouldn't know what hit them.
They can still buy homes but they are slaves to the bank and thier employer.
The problem is that traditional flat bit computers are not going away and that they will not be able to decrypt the encryption generated by a quantum computer. Which will be nessessary since the greatest common factor is the most important. In flight data can be encrypted via quantum entanglement, but again, will require a trusted quantum machine to be utilized by a flat bit machine.
Doubt it. Lockheed has a data center full of quantum computers. They are trying to use them to figure out thier spaghetti code for the F-35.
Right. Instead of a robot whizzing through the building with a can of bear spray gassing off, a single worker would have just fallen to the ground screaming and clutching thier face. The dumbasses who ran over to help would have suffered the same fate, but yeah.
My wife keeps lobbying me to carry bear spray since mountain bikers are attacked often enough for there to be youtube videos of the incidents. This story is the proof I have been needing to back her down.
"All of the impacted employees have been or are expected to be released from hospital within the next 24 hours and forced back to work within 15 minutes."
Its still like that. Suggesting that someone move fifty miles to a much better life garners a look as though you just advocated cannibalism.
You are so racist.
It was pretty obvious when everyone started getting those phishing emails from friends and family that are on Facebook but which have never communicated online via email and otherwise have no online presence other than Facebook.
Don't spoil this with facts unless it keeps our little Facebook flame war going.
Making popcorn for this one.
âMen, don't take anything that messes with your hormones." Donuts and pizza included.
Beat me to it.
Creamer there is zero fucking chance of you getting someone pregnant.
Let me rephrase that. All of those buzzwords are about delivering extremely poor solutions FASTER! Makes me think of all the dirty code snaking it's way to production...FASTER!
"but sometimes I just need a real system." Lenovo and Dell have a few...
Microsoft is perfectly positioned for any technology. They offer the only viable open source cross platform development solutions currently.