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Stories: 0
Comments: 15
First seen: 2002-12-15
Last seen: 2003-11-23
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Comments · 15

Re:Star success? on Decoding the Algorithm for Pop Music · 2003-11-23 09:47 · Score: 1

The Beatles? Doesn't ring a bell...
Obligatory Futurama Quote... on Microsoft Voice Command Almost Here · 2003-10-28 06:33 · Score: 1

Farnsworth: "Shut up friends! My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries."
Re:Geez... on Philosophy, Reality and The Matrix · 2003-05-25 09:08 · Score: 1

So old-fashioned...

My only religion is "Agent Smith"; What could be better than having unlimited messiahs?
Re:Please... on Looking at Longhorn · 2003-05-04 08:35 · Score: 1

> Would I get more girls if my mailbox spun in cool 3d, instead of just opening?

Nope, but you'll get all the 3D-rendered-by-windows-dll Enlarge your penis spam you want, and then some more
Eventually... on Hilary Rosen from RIAA will write Iraq's Copyrights? · 2003-04-29 09:12 · Score: 1

Someone will get rid of those filthy weapons of mass recording.
It's extra-good! on The Unix-Haters Handbook Online · 2003-04-27 07:46 · Score: 1

>But still worth a look.
It's so good, it's worth two looks!
Re:I'm in conflict... on Belgium Rolls Out Java ID Cards · 2003-04-19 09:33 · Score: 1

FOX: Great

Erm..."d'uh", I guess

[...]
Re:I give this thing 1 week... on Gameboy Advance Clone Superemulator · 2003-04-03 10:08 · Score: 1

>I give this thing 1 week...

Well, it has already been around for about a year, soooo....
Re:Great... on Mozilla's Major New Roadmap · 2003-04-02 11:02 · Score: 1

I couldn't agree more.
Re:BitTorrent -- everyone helps everyone! on Mandrake Linux 9.1 (Bamboo) Is Available! · 2003-03-26 10:49 · Score: 1

I hate to be the luser here, but...

What is that 2GBs file supposed to be...?

The isos of the 3 CDs compressed in some kind of format?
Hmm... on McDonalds to go Wireless? · 2003-03-11 11:00 · Score: 1

Nice try, but I only eat Popplers(R)
Re:Google look & feel on Roogle: RSS Search Engine · 2003-03-09 07:26 · Score: 1

Or to Alltheweb ?
Re:My first hard drive on Hard Drives Down To A Dollar A Gigabyte · 2003-01-10 12:32 · Score: 1

10MB Techmar with a serial interface - $2000. This was ~1984
I now understand all this anti-1984 activism
Re:Universities in the US considering it as well on All schools In Denmark switching to Linux · 2002-12-22 23:03 · Score: 1

RedIRIS (Network of Spanish Universities) reached an agreement with Sun a few days ago that makes possible the download of StarOffice 6.0 free of charge from the RedIRIS' ftps for every student.
Details here (in Spanish)
Re:iPod!!! on Company Christmas Gifts / Bonuses? · 2002-12-15 11:08 · Score: 2, Funny

Umm... Geeky worker> Buy me an iPod, please. Take it as my christmas/hannukah/birthday present. Boss> No GW(not Bush)>Come on, have you seen this offer at www.apple.com/kids/porn/super-offer... B> Negative GW> But my productivity raised 948% last year! B> Tough luck GW> I've been a good good boy! B> You're fired.