"For the children" is last year's excuse. This year it's to catch terrorists. Or something. Your fucking government makes up so much shit it's impossible to remember.
Damned right! We should be spending all our tax money on bombing someone on the other side of the world, so in ten years we have more terrorists hating us and more people to bomb.
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ASDF? How DARE you?!
No, but the 20 routers between you and slashdot.org might be.
"For the children" is last year's excuse. This year it's to catch terrorists. Or something. Your fucking government makes up so much shit it's impossible to remember.
Don't look now, but you're online right now with a pedophile. In fact, this being Slashdot, I'm probably only one among thousands.
Foreign HTTP proxy. All my HTTP trafic routes through port 8000, 8080, or 3128 in Russia. How about yours?
It's called robots.txt, you ignorant idiots.
Damned right! We should be spending all our tax money on bombing someone on the other side of the world, so in ten years we have more terrorists hating us and more people to bomb.
"How about something to identify the sender so that one can use appropriate retaliation if SMSM spam is received?"
Personally I like S&M spam. Better than the usual zoophile-pedophile-coprophile spam I get.
I suppose if we violate their prohibition, they'll just YELL REALLY LOUD and ask us to stop, right?
Jackass.
wh00t!
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Dear sweet merciful GOD. Can you imagine 580,000 sweaty, unwashed geeks invading some small American city? The stench alone would probably make them think they were under a ter'ist bioattack...
I enjoy sucking penis. I wonder if Hillary Rosen enjoys sucking penis.
I just have one thing to say...
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That is all. Carry on.
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What the HELL is a G4? God-damned Linux commies...
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My ass.
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That's all. Carry on.
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"...of diseases caused by their own viruses."
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"Did McAfee or Norton give this press release?"
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