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  1. Re:Oops on Canadian Government to Jam Radio Signals · · Score: -1

    "Jamming is achieved by making sure your signal is stronger than anyone elses', I hope the hypothetical detonation device doesn't simply look for a signal of a significant strength."

    Bwahahahaha I'd love to see them turn on the jammers and a dozen bombs go off all over the place all at once. Now THAT would be funny.

  2. Hold it on Explaining Disappointing XScale Performance In Pocket PCs · · Score: -1

    Hold my penis, it feels good!

  3. Penis? on Geeks and Chefs, Unite · · Score: -1

    Hold it in your hands and SUCK ONTO IT.

  4. Re:Yes, you need something at both ends on Implementing an SSL-Based Network? · · Score: -1

    The point of SPOP isn't to secure your mail, it's to secure your username and password when downloading your mail.

    USER analcox
    PASS mybumhurts
    RETR 1
    RETR 2
    ...

  5. scr3w yu0!!!1 on Got Evil? Buy it Here! · · Score: -1

    You are "teh sux0r."
    I am "teh rox0r."
    You can "sux0r ont0 my rox0ring cox0r!!!!1"
    Thank you. Er, "yu0." Excuse me.

  6. Redirects on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    The redirects first started appearing right after Slashdot [slashdot.org] added the "show link domains" [gaysex.com] crap [crapfest.org]. Immediately nullified any usefulness of the links domain display [goatse.cx]. I remember seeing dozens of different ones, and I think WIPO [olsentwins.net] was the first to use the Yahoo [google.com] one. Someone even wrote a "Days of Christmas" parody with twelve different redirects [analse.cx].

    Now, I am going to sleep. Trolling [trollaxor.com] is hard work!

  7. Re:Future of interface technologies on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    Speaking of cars, may I present car sex. The "sticking your schlong up the tailpipe" kind, not the "fucking some whore in the backseat kind." I think this guy writes for Slashdot.

  8. Re:Future of interface technologies on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    Nice sig. Ol' WIPO thought that up a long time ago. Not that I'm him or anything... stop looking at me like that!! I'm not, dammit!!!

    *cries*

  9. Re:Future of interface technologies on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    Good LORD who would want a blow-up CowboiKneel? Oh, the humanity...

  10. Re:Dear Sir, on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    Me too.

  11. Re:Future of interface technologies on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1

    "Until they perfect a dick sucking mechanism, we are still in the dark ages."

    They have. It's called a "CowboiKneel." CmdrTaco has one of his very own. Don't you want one?

  12. Re:CRAAAAAAAP asdf on Making Computing More Human-Centered · · Score: -1
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    I agree with this post. Have anal sex with in the men's room?
  13. Re:I'm a class A terrorist threat on Spielberg on Privacy, Minority Report · · Score: -1

    "Deep set hatred for things is usually based on something"

    Yeah... maybe his deep-set hatred is based on George W. Bush. What a concept. God-damned psychomologicanalising idiot.

  14. Re:I'm still waiting for golden dollars to reappea on Greenbacks No More · · Score: -1

    You should go to Boston Massachusetts, the change machines in their public transit system loves to spit these things out. Susan B. Anthony coins, too. Of course, the only place they're remotely useful is to put back in the token machines...

  15. Re:Americans that invest in the Euro currency ? on Greenbacks No More · · Score: -1

    "My question: did you ever consider to buy euros for longterm investment ?"

    I suggest you invest in some dongs. Now THAT money shows some promise!

  16. Re:For anyone not in the know... on Native Sorenson Playback Comes to Linux · · Score: -1

    That's it! No kernel for you!

  17. Re:Native Sorenson Gayback Comes to Linux on Native Sorenson Playback Comes to Linux · · Score: -1

    Considering I'm a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL (in other words, GAY) I care! Gimme cock!!!

  18. Re:For anyone not in the know... on Native Sorenson Playback Comes to Linux · · Score: -1

    "You can use crossover plugin from http://www.codeweavers.com which comes with Apple's Quicktime player. Not native, but codeweaver's products kick arse."

    And is also non-free, in both beer- and speech-related ways. Filthy greedy anti-freedom capitalist fascist Nazis...

  19. Re:Licensing? Patents? on Native Sorenson Playback Comes to Linux · · Score: -1

    "Licensing? Patents? Someone care to explain what the team did about these little problems?"

    Here is where Apple can stick their patents. And their licenses.

  20. Re:anal cock on 107 People Stranded in Antarctica · · Score: -1

    A stuck penis is no laughing matter! Linus has gotten his penis stuck many, many times in my anus, believe me. It might be funny watching some poor guy trying to pull his dick out of someone else's butt, but it is NOT fun being either of those guys!

  21. Slashd0t is b0rkened!! on Copyright Office Publishes Final Webcasting Rates · · Score: -1

    Slashd0t is b0rkened!! Teh INDEX SP1LL linx ar3 m1ss1gn!!!!111

  22. Re:Why July 4? on Windependence Day · · Score: 0

    Atta... Mohammed?

    Oh, and I'm British, you half-fuck. I don't want any help from you filthy colonists.

  23. Re:Why July 4? on Windependence Day · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Why is 4th July so special?"

    July 4th is the USian independence day. If we don't let them have their way, expect to see your country join the "axis of evil" and get bombed in a couple weeks.

  24. Re:SEE THIS on The Great Cross-America Road Trip? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If I ever meet you, I will STICK A PENIS IN YOUR EAR!! That is, unless you like aural sex. In that case, I'll stick it up your nose.

  25. 8===D on The Great Cross-America Road Trip? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I like to stick penises in my ears. A lot of them.