Wi-Fi caused me to break out in hives, then I grew a second head. Wi-Fi also kidnapped and raped my sister! Ban this evil thing immediately before it rapes YOUR innocent little sister!
...when will the Cable/DSL oligopolies kill it? Patent lawsuits, claiming it's only useful for piracy, whatever... but you know this will be dead soon.
But if you secure your Linux how can I poke my cock in it!? C'mon, man! I'm a homosexual! I have to poke my cock everywhere I can or I'll die or something!!!
What led you to believe the AC is a cocksucker? I mean, sure, he's scum, but nothing seemed to indicate that he feasted on man meat even once during his life. He made no mention of dickbiting, nor did he even hint that his lips have ever been wrapped around sweet, succulent phallus. I can tell you, man, if you ever have the opportunity to tongue someone's knob, you'll be telling everyone about it! You won't be able to go five minutes without giggling in delight at the thought of another schlong choking you, another rod sliding down your throat and cumming in your tummy. You'll run through the streets shouting, "Gimme penis! Gimme lotsa lotsa dong!" till you find one, kneel down, and slurp up all that wonderful, penile goodness like there's no tomorrow.
I can provide you with many nubile young boys. My collection is nowhere near the size of Mr. Katz' harem, but I do have a fine selection of smooth, hairless children. I'm sure you will not be disappointed.
These people and anyone who deal with them need to be hanged, drawn, quartered, and finally shot. I'm sure my comrade RMS will put a large bounty on their heads. Death to the traitors!
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Bugger me with a big ol' penis!
NOW!
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Wi-Fi caused me to break out in hives, then I grew a second head. Wi-Fi also kidnapped and raped my sister! Ban this evil thing immediately before it rapes YOUR innocent little sister!
Can I use this to download homosexual kiddie porn?
...when will the Cable/DSL oligopolies kill it? Patent lawsuits, claiming it's only useful for piracy, whatever... but you know this will be dead soon.
But if you secure your Linux how can I poke my cock in it!? C'mon, man! I'm a homosexual! I have to poke my cock everywhere I can or I'll die or something!!!
What do you have against Linux? I should make you suck my cock for that comment, you fucker you!
"IRS can't steal it and spend it on schools and hospitals!"
I think you meant "and spend it on bombing countries most Americans can't even spell, and paying lazy slobs to not work."
In other news, a 6-meter vacuum device is believed to have caused this.
What led you to believe the AC is a cocksucker? I mean, sure, he's scum, but nothing seemed to indicate that he feasted on man meat even once during his life. He made no mention of dickbiting, nor did he even hint that his lips have ever been wrapped around sweet, succulent phallus. I can tell you, man, if you ever have the opportunity to tongue someone's knob, you'll be telling everyone about it! You won't be able to go five minutes without giggling in delight at the thought of another schlong choking you, another rod sliding down your throat and cumming in your tummy. You'll run through the streets shouting, "Gimme penis! Gimme lotsa lotsa dong!" till you find one, kneel down, and slurp up all that wonderful, penile goodness like there's no tomorrow.
Bugger, bugger... BUGGER.
... fuck the butt of anal cocks ...
You rang? Well, bugger off!
I can provide you with many nubile young boys. My collection is nowhere near the size of Mr. Katz' harem, but I do have a fine selection of smooth, hairless children. I'm sure you will not be disappointed.
Bugger me! Bugger me harder! Yeah, boy!
These people and anyone who deal with them need to be hanged, drawn, quartered, and finally shot. I'm sure my comrade RMS will put a large bounty on their heads. Death to the traitors!
Hey, man... spare an anus for me to bugger? I promise I'll wash it when I'm done!
Hardcore anal-homosexual little-boy pornography for all!!! Huzzah! My lifelong dream has come true!
Yeah, right; next thing you'll be saying is I'm not really Alan Cox! How preposterous!
You keep your child in a small, opaque plastic bubble, don't you? GOD FORBID SHE SHOULD BE EXPOSED TO REALITY!!!
What an innovative concept. All this time I'd been trying to farm stainless steel and plastic...
Do any of your pornographical images have cocks like this in them?
I have 48,407 porn images also. But I know I'm not you -- my pr0n is all homosexual faggoty cockmasters!
... Huh? All I wanted was an ass-buggering.
Bugger my anus!!
It's fæcal, you illiterate toe-licker. Not faecal. You stupid Americans really know how to BUTCHER a good language, don't you?