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  1. Seems to me, this is doomed from the start. on DivX DVD Players Arrive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As many people have pointed out, the codec is frequently updated. Therefore, many of the to-be-released videos will not play on DVD players that you buy today.

    So why not create a new standard, analogous to the VideoCD format, that incorporates the codec algorithm into the disc headers? Thus all that we need is a universal decoder that will look for the codec in the first sectors of the disc.

    +=o [b]RoboNerd[/b] o=+

  2. Re:Now all we need is Netscape... on Microsoft Vandalizes NYC · · Score: 2

    Certainly not the Good Guy in terms of special effects! :-)

    Just think -- MSNthra Versus Mozilla, it couldn't stink any worse than Godzilla in the theaters...

  3. Now all we need is Netscape... on Microsoft Vandalizes NYC · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to put their army of mascots out there, and then it's Godzilla Versus Mothra all over again.

  4. Re:only 100 sites on Google Complies with Law, Excludes 'controversial' Sites · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Uhhh...

    So, what number of sites does it have to be before it becomes wrong?

    Frankly I find it rather interesting that Germany is censoring and banning pro-Nazi sites and literature that it doesn't agree with. Gee, sounds rather familiar to a Germany of the past...

  5. Prior Art on Patent Cases Hurting Small Businesses · · Score: 2

    Compu$erve has had online job listings since nearly the beginning in 1979.

  6. Re:Only imagine what they have now... on Boeing Bird of Prey Stealth Fighter · · Score: 2

    All I know about the *current* stuff is that the test pilots have this thing about probing people in the butt...

  7. Not bad... on Tuning Java Swing apps for Mac OS X · · Score: 4, Informative

    Swing is much easier to create useful applications with; it's good to see that someone is helping go it cross-platform to the Mac, to where it makes sense with the system paradigm. Unfortunately the controls in the standard Swing package look a little too much like Windows 9X.

    Perhaps the next thing we need is skinnable Swing? :-)

  8. YAHPP? on Get Your Moto On · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yet Another HTML Pre-Processor.

    If HTML needs so much pre-processing, perhaps it is time to standardize a new HTML, instead of writing all these incompatible pre-processors for it.

    Of course, that's just my humble opinion...

  9. I had some of this as a kid... on Magic Sand · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you know that it effectively kills goldfish too?

  10. The Linux problem in a nutshell. on New Linux Kernel Configuration System · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There is too much resistence to change in the Linux community. The problem is a simple one: in the minds of Elitists, easier is not better, it's "lamer", "suckier", or "for wussies". Thus, when someone comes up with the brilliant idea that the average person should be able to actually use the system, they're booed off. Yet these boo-ers are the same people who bash the mass market for using Microsoft or Apple's OS X. OS X is astoundingly good... a simple, intuitive, appealing interface on top of loads of raw power. That's what Linux needs.

    Right now, when you install pretty much anybody's distro, you start up with an interface that has tons and tons of menus, icons, widgets, and whatnot, already up and running. It's an overload, and instead of trying to learn it, newbies are balking at it.

    So why not have an easy-to-use kernel configuration system? Why not have an independent object model, where any distribution or window manager can use each other's dialog pages?

    The only answer we seem to get is: "because it's for wussies!"

  11. No big deal! on Self-Organizing Circuit Reinvents Radio · · Score: 2

    We used to have one of these AI circuits too... ...until the circuit picked up the Rush Limbaugh program, and then it hijacked the network and propogated "liberals must die" screensavers on all the NT workstations.

  12. Re:Bad weather on Solar Surgery · · Score: 2

    This gives a new meaning to having "cloudy eyesight" after RK...

  13. But what I'm wondering is... on New AMD Athlon 2600 Processor Released · · Score: 2

    Does the 2600 play my Atari cartridges?

  14. Dude... on Laptop Video Upgrade · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...you're gettin' a blue screen!

  15. News of the near future... on RIAA Smacked by DoS · · Score: 5, Funny

    November, 2002 WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) -- In a massive Denial-of-Re-election (DOR) attack, Mr. Bermen, Mr. Hollings, and all the other RIAA-linked Congressmen have been apparently booted offline by a massive surge of votes for the opponents.

    The attack has been described as a write-in vote for an unidentified third party candidate known only as "CowboyNeal". No information upon the identity of this third party candidate are yet known.

  16. Fine. on MPAA vs. Television · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If I cannot control the equipment I bought with my own money, then I expect the content providers to pay for everyone's televisions. I think that's damn fair.

    Otherwise they need to stay the hell out of my equipment, because it belongs to me.

  17. We apologize for the delay... on Will Earth Expire By 2050? · · Score: 2

    ...but, the inevitable doom of humankind has been delayed until 2050.

    We apologize for the inconvenience of not being able to fix the year exactly.

  18. No big shocker here. on Analyzing Palladium · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can see this kind of technology being abused to the 1,000th degree. Imagine software that would automatically use your previous usage data to force you to buy individual features that you use the most, the next time your annual subscription fee comes around? Or deleting all your home movies because they didn't carry a copyright tag, and thus could be illegal? Or finding the cops at your door because little Timmy downloaded his favorite song on MP3 or Ogg?

    It seems that we, the mass public, are expected to give up the idea than when we buy something, it's ours. Now that even seems to include our hardware, not just our software.

  19. So... on Salon in Dire Straits · · Score: 1, Troll
    Do you suppose this is another result of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy(tm)?

    "But seriously... George W. Bush placed all those huge annoying ads in our articles!"

  20. Who would have thought... on UVA Computer Science Museum · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that we'd be so happy to see things we never want to have to use again. :-)

  21. Practical Application? on Laser Beam Teleported · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a great idea for a device which will employ this new technology...

    How about a device that will teleport the laser back into the eye of the dumbass teenager shooting his laser pointer on the movie theater screen?

  22. Yeah, but... on NVIDIA's Pixel & Vertex Shading Language · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are some issues that I think nobody seems to be addressing, as in:

    * Realistic fog/smoke -- not that 2-D fog which looks like a giant translucent grey pancake. Microsoft comes closer with Flight Sim 2002, but it's not quite there yet.

    * Fire/flame -- again, nobody has created more realistic acceleration for this kind of effect. It's very important for many games.

    Furthermore I would like to see fractal acceleration techniques for organic-looking trees, shrubs, and other scenery. Right now they look like something from a Lego box. In fact, fractals could probably help with fire/smoke effects as well, to add thicker & thinner areas which take on a "semi-random", but not an obvious pattern, effect.

    Perhaps I'm just too picky...

  23. Now all we need... on Digital TV Still Indecisive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is a flag for "Don't Allow Broadcast Company to be a Rights-Trampling Monopolist".

    I suspect they aren't going to hold up the rollout to include this one though.

  24. Yet more Intel vapor-hardware on Intel Itanium 2 Benchmarks · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm glad Intel is really optimistic about their processor. Now they need to either deliver the goods ... or just add more L1 cache and two more direct memory functions and voila , Pentium 5.

    It seems that in comparison to finding ways to rev up the clock speed, PC-based innovation in processors has stagnated -- at least as far as those innovations that actually reach the market.

    Perhaps I'm just picky.

  25. And thus... on Linux Vendors to Standardize on Single Distribution · · Score: 0, Troll

    And thus, CowboyNeal Linux was born.