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  1. Re:Cell Phones Unsafe, When I'm Packing Heat on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    you could shove it up my ass and we can play anal russian roulette..

  2. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    eye am frm teh ghetto, werd! i am fiphty yrs old, haery, non-jim bode, six fet too inchis, nin inch cok, uncit, do joo wqnt to haf teh seks wiv me?? plz? i am vary lonly!

  3. Re:Cell Phones Unsafe, When I'm Packing Heat on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    can i stick my cock in your glock big boy? daddy says it's ok...you can soak by pubes in your hot steamy manpiss too.

  4. I don't think you trust.... on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    in my self righteous slashdotcide! When slashdots deserve to die!

  5. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

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  6. me too! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    a/s/l? britney@aol.com

  7. Re:TURKEY TESTICLES in Cranberry Sauce- Hunting on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    yum yum! in my tum! full of cum! up my bum! with my mum!!@!@#!@$#!%!

  8. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    I liek teh gaotse, hav u treid it? I heer in teh meksicko tere r plenti of teh gaots for teh seks. u shud loook in too it! ask teh man nammed pedro - he had teh lot of goatse!

  9. They're trying to build a prison.... on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    ...to house all the jews and niggers in! Donate now!

  10. SOAD pwns j00r 4ss3s! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    fuck you niggers! Death to Amerika!

  11. Re:ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! stopp it plz! plz leve me alon. I am a vergin and am nt rdy fur a man intoo my anis yett. k thx bye. P.S. a/s/l?

  12. Re:I AM GONNNNNNA HAXX)RZ YAR DIARTYARSES!!! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    "Staci, are you awake yet?" Miss Laurie called from outside Staci's bedroom.
    "Staci, if I come in there and you're still asleep I'm gonna whip your
    little sissy ass! Do you hear me Sta--, what the hell is this? Who the hell
    is HE Staci???!!!" Miss Laurie is shocked by the sight of Staci in her
    little pink babydoll on her knees in front of her bed giving head to a
    gorgeous young man...

    Miss Laurie pulls Staci to her pink high heeled feet by her long brunette
    hair; and slaps the little sissy bitch hard across her cocksucking face.
    Tears immediately begin to stream down Staci's face as she stammers
    sommething about being sorry...

    "Staci, how dare you bring a man into your bedroom! I thought I've taught
    you how to be a proper young lady, but I guess you still need more
    discipline!!! Bend over the bed now and pull up your babydoll sweetie! It's
    time for a spanking you won't soon forget you pathetic little sissy slut!
    How dare you bring a man into MY house to fuck and suck without MY
    permission!! I will NOT allow a WHORE to live in MY house! DO YOU UNDERSTAND
    MISSY?!?!?!?!?! Now you, what is your name? Don't bother, just hand me that
    belt from your pants! DO IT NOW!!!!"

    The young man named Matt Pascopi, a tall well-built tanned boy just 20 years
    old who Staci met at Miss Laurie's nightclub where Staci bartends was
    standing there in the buff shocked first by the interuption and now by Miss
    Laurie's demands stutters something about how he won't allow Miss Laurie to
    hurt Staci... A mistake Matt won't soon forget! Miss Laurie walks past Matt
    as he cops a quick look at her in a tantalizing lace ruffle gown with
    an enticing fit that has underwire cups and a plunging decollete, from there
    it cascades into soft lace ruffles and a swirl of sheer skirting all in a
    sensous sapphire color... Miss Laurie makes a mental note that matt is
    admiring her as she pulls the belt from his pants. Walking back to staci
    with the belt in hand, Miss Laurie pauses in front of matt for a moment and
    asks him: "Like what you see big boy? I guess so, your little thing is still
    hard and looks like it wants to be touched... Would you like me to touch it
    sweetie?" "ahh uh, yeah, but i don't want you to hurt Staci, it's not her
    fault that I'm here. I came here late last night and knocked on her window.
    I begged her to let me in, told her I really had to talk to someone. She
    really tried her best to get rid of me, so please don't be mad at her, be
    mad at me if you have to get mad at anyone."
    "Don't tell me what do to young man, this is MY house, and I make the rules
    here! Now just be quiet and let me see if I might like this hard cock of
    yours for my own pleasure... Hmmmm, you like how it feels in my hand don't
    you? DON'T YOU?" uhhh, uh, yeah, I guess." "THAT'S YES MISS LAURIE! Not
    uhhh, yeah i guess" Miss Laurie strokes his hard cock as she reprimands him,
    but slowly her hand works down till his balls are cupped in her hand,
    caressing his balls Miss Laurie leans forward and kisses Matt on the lips.
    As matt revels in the excitement of a beautiful woman caressing his balls,
    Miss Laurie suddenly squeezes as tight as she possibly can and brings matt
    down to his knees in pain and tears. Matt cries out, but Miss Laurie just
    squeezes tighter till the young man passes out on the floor. Miss Laurie
    turns to little sissy staci who is wide-eyed with fright, and begins
    blubbering how sorry she is for having a man in her bedroom with permission.
    Miss Laurie walks behind staci and folds the belt in two then strikes sissy
    staci's pink pantied ass. Sissy staci counts the strokes out loud amongst
    tears till she reaches 50! Miss Laurie then caresses sissy staci's pink
    pantied and burning cherry red ass cheeks.

    "Have you learned a lesson staci? Don't ever bring a man into this house
    without permission again. I don't allow slutty little sissy's to live in my
    house or work in my club! Do you understand me staci?! Now go get cleaned up
    and get ready for work! Your friend here is never to enter this house again,
    unless *I* invite him! Now go take your shower you little bitch! And make
    sure you dress pretty in pink staci..., seeing how you like being such a
    sissy slut you'll be dancing for men from now on at my sister's strip club!
    Once you've learned your lesson maybe I'll let you come back to The Club and
    and have your bartending job back... Maybe... Now go get ready you little
    sissy!"

    Part 2

    Dancing for men? Oh god, what will they do to me? Those men at Julie's club
    expect REAL women, not a girl like me with a little sissy cock in her
    panties... When Miss Laurie first took me in years ago, she swore she'd
    never let anyone hurt me, but now..., those men are going to be so pissed
    off at me if they ever find out i'm anything less than a real girl... Damn,
    why did i ever let Matt come in my room last night?? i just wish things
    could go back to the way they used to be, back when i first came to stay
    with Miss Laurie...

    ..."Laurie, I just don't think I can go on living as a boy... I've just
    always known I was a girl inside, but my parents, my family, they just don't
    understand, I just have to get out of here!"

    "Shhhh, there there honey, it'll be ok... Come here, put your head on my
    shoulder sweetie. Let it out, go ahead cry honey... I'll take care of you
    baby. Tomorrow you can move in here with me, and you can start living as
    staci with me."

    "But Laurie, I don't know anything about living as a girl other than the
    times I've dressed up when nobody was around, or went out to the Maverick,
    Prime Time, or Clicks in drag. That's not like living as a girl, I don't
    knwo where to begin Laurie... God, all I've ever wanted was to be a girl,
    and here I am with the opportunity and I don't know where or how to begin?
    Lauire, I feel so stupid..."

    "There, there staci... just close your eyes sweetie and sleep for now.
    Tomorrow we'll go shopping and get you started on your new life..."

    "You're so sweet Laurie. Thank you! I'll do anything for you Laurie!
    Anything...."

    "I know you will staci, My little sissy staci... From now on, you're sissy
    staci, and you will address me as Miss Laurie; and you will never question
    me. Do you understand sissy staci?"

    "Yes Miss Laurie, yes..."

    "Good. Now go to sleep My pretty little sissy staci, go to sleep..."

  13. ST0P TEH StaLkEn Meee!@!@ on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    PlZ D0nt Staalk M3 sIr!@!

  14. bed time story on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    I was 16 years old when I had my first man. He was the man who turned me on to the fact that I was gay, feminine and a crossdresser. I had always felt more attracted to boys than girls and had many girl friends and few
    boy friends and this is my true story.

    That summer I found a job cleaning a ladies lingerie store for a wonderful gentleman I will call Bill for this story. I had always tried to be a boy, I played hockey, football and baseball. I did all the "boy" things but was
    always out of place. In truth I was always small, girly and feminine no matter how hard I tried. It was who I was and Bill was the first to
    acknowledge this.

    I had been working there about a week and every night Bill watched me. I liked him watching me because he seemed so much like me. Soft, feminine
    not hard and mannish. He too was on the thinner side, soft features, long blond hair. I should tell you about me, I was about 5-4 then maybe 125 lbs and had long medium brown hair. I had a nice curved ass and was well hung even then, almost 8 inches. Today I am still small only 5-9 and 165 lbs but that suits who I am.

    Bill one night asked, "Ever try on women's clothes?"

    "No," I replied trying to sound indignant, "of course not!"

    Bill laughed, "It's ok Jimmy, I have lots and I think you would look great al dressed up."

    He picked out a nice b cup bra, matching panties and a see through top and short skirt. He handed the items to me and started to get me undressed. I stepped back but he just smiled and continued.

    "It's ok Jim, I won't tell anyone, honest."

    So I let him because it really excited me to do it. I had gotten into my Mom's and sister's clothes so often and imagined a nice man kissing me. I had always felt ashamed at my gay fantasy and being dressed up, even though I always orgasmed. Bill got me naked and my cock was stiff, no one had ever seen it hard before.

    "Nice piece." He said looking at my hardness. "You know it's not fair your naked and I'm not."

    So he took off his shirt and pants and just the sight of him naked got me even harder. I could feel pre-cum oozing from the tip of my cock. I was feeling wonderful as he moved closer to me.

    "You can't try on lingerie and dresses with this." And he bent down and took my cock inot his experienced mouth. I thought I died it was so
    beautiful,the feel of his wet tongue working the bottom of my piss slit lapping up my cum. I couldn't hold back and I just shot a huge load into his mouth.

    "There, that's better isn't it Jim?" All I could do is nod my approval. I
    took the clothes and put them on. I looked in the mirror and damn I looked
    pretty good. My ass filled out skirt nicely. Bill took some nylons and
    shoved them in my bra to give the look of cleavage. Then he got some
    make-up and applied it to my face, he did my nails and the next time I
    looked in the mirror I looked nothing like a boy.

    Then he did the really unexpected, he dressed in ladies wear as well.
    After he put on his makeup we were ready.

    "Come on I know a great club where we can go."

    Go, go? How the hell could we go anywhere, wouldn't someone see? But go we
    did, we went to a private club and no one seemed to notice we were men.
    There was dancing and drinks and we had a great time. After we left I held
    his/her hand and told him how much fun I had.

    "I'm glad Jim because I need you, I must admit I had this planned because I
    called your parents and said you needed to stay over as I had work for you
    early."

    I was shocked, planned? Just then he kissed me, full on the lips, tongue
    deep in my mouth. His hands cupped my ass lifting the skirt just a bit.
    We got in the car and went to his place. Climbing the stairs I was so hot,
    my cock strained at the panties. Bill stopped at the top and dropped his
    panties and lowered my head to his cock. I could smell his musky scent and
    my cock got harder. My lips were dripping drool as I took it into my
    mouth. I sucked pullling his ass into me, I lost myself in it. Then he
    came, shooting a delicious load down my throat. I sucked and sucked until
    I could not get anymore.

    We went inside and stripped off the girls clothes and my cock bounced out,
    his had recovered already. We went to his room and lay on the bed kissing
    touching and generally feeling each other up.

    "I want your ass Jimmy, I need to feel that tight ass around my cock."

    "Yes Bill take it, please?"

    Bill got some lube and I smeared it all over his cock while he worked my
    asshole. I had used things in it but this was going to be my first man.
    Bill was gentle, easing his cock into my tight hole. IT felt so good to
    feel it slide in. It was bigger than mine and at first I was scared. But
    he stroked my thighs and butt cheeks and I relaxed as he began to fuck me.
    He went harder and faster until I could feel his cock contract and shoot it
    deep in me. When I felt it hit my walls I came all over the sheets leaving
    a big wet spot.

    Bill rolled off and kissed me, letting his covered cock lean against his
    fine feminine leg. I loved the fucking, the sucking, the cum. I could
    never get enough cum., the rest of the summer I had poor Bill fucking me
    every day. Luckily he introduced me to his men friends. They all liked
    the idea of fucking someone so young. Oh yeah Bill was 45.

    I hope you liked my telling of my first time. If you drop me a note I
    would love to share more.

    Jim

  15. Re:Fuck teh slahsdor!!!! on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    i gotys teh sekond post of teh gooodnes!@!@!@ w00t!#@@!

  16. Fuck teh slahsdor on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1

    fukc teh slashdoot it iz teh sux dicks and analee raps asean kartoon wimin wiv teh tentackels!@#!@#

    -- on by

  17. Re:A thing of beauty to behold on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    I'll take 20 or so of the -1's for 'on by' i think, what a legend!

  18. Re:Jesus... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    check on by's journal for a link - i maxed out so I have to use this account

    happy to help! Log in!

    - on by

  19. Re:Thank You, Thank You, I'll be here all week... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    Thanks for the handy link - not enough tentacles though...I'll see when my other account comes back up - not for 4 hours i would think tho :(

  20. Re:Thank You, Thank You, I'll be here all week... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    You've reached your maximum number of comments you can post: 30 comments over 4 hours.

    If this error seems to be incorrect, please provide the following in your report to SourceForge.net:...blah blah...

    *sigh* I was just warming up....If i wait an hour do I get to post some more? Or do I need to wait 4 hours?

  21. God Damn Man! on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    You just have to have the last word, don't you?

  22. Re:Thank You, Thank You, I'll be here all week... on Historic Bucky Dome Needs Help · · Score: -1

    As long as you feed the baby some sort of white mush (grits?) the parents won't notice a few cum stains on the kids face or clothing. [I hit 30 comments in 4 hours - hence the different account]. - on by

  23. Re:I prefer "Heroineware"... on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: -1

    redundant!

    Plus it's spelt LARA not LAURA you goat fucker.

  24. Re:Heroin gets a bum rap on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: -1

    Indeed, "fags" as they are called in some parts, are probably the most addictive thing in the world.

    --waiting for my other account to be unbanned :(

  25. Re:This article is inaccurate on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: -1

    The biggest issue is there is no withdraw

    Are you sure about that? I'm stuck down here posting at -1 but all the same...I can imagine an evercrack freak being very very worried about their character, current mission/quest, all their possesions in the game etc etc etc..

    Surely that is a type of withdrawl? All the worry and stress??