Michael Sims goes into a bar one night and orders up a pitcher of budweiser, and proceeds to drink until he passes out. All the other guys in the bar then ass-rape him.
After a week of this happening, Michael Sims walks into the bar and orders a pitcher of pabst blue ribbon. The bartender says, "are you sure you don't want budweiser?" And michael sims replies "no way, budweiser makes my ass hurt".
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why is there an article on this, i mean linux wont support it for another 2 years lol
obviously, it's so when linux does support it, legions of slashbots can complain about the duplicate stories!
congress can pass any law they want, whether it is constitutional or not. Congress is all talk, no walk. Actual enforcement of the law belongs to the executive branch (ie, the President, attorney general, etc). Every year laws are struck down by the courts as being unconstitutional... stuff like portions of the McCain Fiengold campaign finance law, the no kiddie porno laws, etc.
So, yes congress cand (and does) pass unconstitutional laws all the time. If they wanted to reinstate slavery, they could. But it's not enforceable (in theory) if it's not constitutional.
you must be thinking of linux (no joke, i had to recompile the kernel to use my standard ps/2 mouse with red hat 5... red hat 4 wouldn't get past the fdisk stage).
The authoritive answer to *BSD setup questions is almost always on the *BSD website. Linux is a hodgepodge of out-of-date HOWTOs that usually refer to some obscure, now-abandonded beta software, and are often specific to a kernel version.
RDBMS is 70s technology. Several good hierarchial databases have been available for years, quietly (and quickly!) getting the job done while has-beens and never-will-bes (oracle, MS SQL, MySQL, Postgresql, Berkely db, etc) have dick measuring contests.
liar. NetBSD kernel (and probably open + free as well) can be built with gcc, lcc, icc, sun's cc, and hp's cc, among others.
The *BSD userland code is generally less compiler and architecture dependent than GNU or "linux" utilities. The instructions for any non-trivial GNU or linux utility usually start off by telling you to install GCC, gnu/make, gnu/flex, gnu/bison, etc before you can compile it. lots of "linux" software won't build or run properly on anything but linux/x86
Compare that to BSD code which is useable as-is almost anywhere (it's been used by Windows 95-xp, Solaris, Aix, HPUX, OpenVMS, MacOS 7-X, minix, ATT SYS V, XINU, Xenix, etc)
SPR Hails Historic Move Toward Safer, More Humane Detention
WASHINGTON D.C. - President George W. Bush signed into law the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 today, marking the first time the U.S. government has ever passed a law to deal with sexual assault behind bars.
"The passage of this law is a major milestone, finally bringing prisoner rape out of the shadows," said Lara Stemple, executive director of Stop Prisoner Rape (SPR), a national human rights organization that has worked on the issue for more than two decades.
The law calls for the gathering of national statistics about the problem; the development of guidelines for states about how to address prisoner rape; the creation of a review panel to hold annual hearings; and the provision of grants to states to combat the problem.
"We hope this bill will be the beginning of real reform," Stemple said. "And, progress will also require improved mental health services for survivors, lawsuits aimed at reform, and greater sympathy on the part of the public."
The president signed the bill this morning at an Oval Office ceremony attended by two survivors of prisoner rape, Tom Cahill and Hope Hernandez. Cahill serves as president of the Board of Directors SPR, and Hope Hernandez is a member of the group's Board of Advisors.
"We know we've come a long way when survivors of prisoner rape are invited to the White House with dignity rather than marginalized and ignored," Stemple said.
In 1968, Cahill was beaten and gang-raped in San Antonio, Texas after being arrested for civil disobedience. Hernandez, also a nonviolent offender, was repeatedly raped by a corrections officer in 1997 in a privately run facility adjacent to the Washington D.C. jail.
One in five men in prison has been sexually abused, often by other inmates. Rates for women, who are most likely to be abused by male staff, reach as high as one in four in some facilities.
no they can't. RIAA is acting as an agent on Sony/AOL Time Warner/etc's behalf.
The real problem is that the RIAA doesn't represent all labels, so some of the smaller independent lables could sue with the amnesty beign prima facia proof of guilt.
Considering some of the fruits of capitalism -- Enron, Microsoft, SCO, R*AA, etc..; and some of 'Socialism' - GNU, Linux, FreeBSD, Dragon CPU , Socialism could actually be a Good Thing.
Worst. Comparison. Ever.
How many millions of citizens were executed at the hands of the Soviet or Chinese governments? Or sent to slave labor prison camps? Or sent to jail and executed so their organs could be sold?
Capitalism is all about choice. Socialism is a lack of choice -- everybody must be equal, according to what your Dear Leader considers best. Except, of course for those who are more equal than others.
But I think you're confusing socialism with a consortium. Are library volounteers or volounteer firefighters or lawyers doing pro-bono work socialists? Bill Gates has donated billions of dollars to charity. Yet you claim Microsoft to be an example of capitalism failing. So how is donating time to write free source code automatically socialist?
Linux is GPL licensed, but Linus is a pragmatist. BitKeeper is the best tool for the job, so he uses it even though he can't see or change, or redistribute the source code. DRM or binary-only modules are fine with him.
The BSD license is very capitalist/closed source friendly.
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slamming cock into one's girlfriend's mother has the same effect :(
Michael Sims goes into a bar one night and orders up a pitcher of budweiser, and proceeds to drink until he passes out. All the other guys in the bar then ass-rape him.
After a week of this happening, Michael Sims walks into the bar and orders a pitcher of pabst blue ribbon. The bartender says, "are you sure you don't want budweiser?" And michael sims replies "no way, budweiser makes my ass hurt".
why is there an article on this, i mean linux wont support it for another 2 years lol obviously, it's so when linux does support it, legions of slashbots can complain about the duplicate stories!
it also helped Michael Sims discover he was homosexual.
If you need help decoding "ck", let us know.
So, yes congress cand (and does) pass unconstitutional laws all the time. If they wanted to reinstate slavery, they could. But it's not enforceable (in theory) if it's not constitutional.
And more importantly, what does this have to do with my right online?
The authoritive answer to *BSD setup questions is almost always on the *BSD website. Linux is a hodgepodge of out-of-date HOWTOs that usually refer to some obscure, now-abandonded beta software, and are often specific to a kernel version.
no, he just forgot to douche after having butt-sex with CowboyNeal.
The *BSD userland code is generally less compiler and architecture dependent than GNU or "linux" utilities. The instructions for any non-trivial GNU or linux utility usually start off by telling you to install GCC, gnu/make, gnu/flex, gnu/bison, etc before you can compile it. lots of "linux" software won't build or run properly on anything but linux/x86
Compare that to BSD code which is useable as-is almost anywhere (it's been used by Windows 95-xp, Solaris, Aix, HPUX, OpenVMS, MacOS 7-X, minix, ATT SYS V, XINU, Xenix, etc)
yes... but note that Seth didn't submit the story (at least under his own name ;) and michael didn't post it.
us janitors prefer the term "sanitation engineer".
retard. MS released rotor a year or 2 ago, which is .Net (C# and javascript) for *BSD.
long live the ybox
how promptly or not you pay your utility bills, landlord, hooker, or dealer are your little secret.
does anyone have a copy of his essay from when VA Linux stock hist $0.50 a share? ($75,000)
lcc would be a better solution. It can spit out text dags. I wasn't aware gcc could do anything other than asm.
September 4, 2003
SPR Hails Historic Move Toward Safer, More Humane Detention
WASHINGTON D.C. - President George W. Bush signed into law the Prison Rape Elimination Act of 2003 today, marking the first time the U.S. government has ever passed a law to deal with sexual assault behind bars.
"The passage of this law is a major milestone, finally bringing prisoner rape out of the shadows," said Lara Stemple, executive director of Stop Prisoner Rape (SPR), a national human rights organization that has worked on the issue for more than two decades.
The law calls for the gathering of national statistics about the problem; the development of guidelines for states about how to address prisoner rape; the creation of a review panel to hold annual hearings; and the provision of grants to states to combat the problem.
"We hope this bill will be the beginning of real reform," Stemple said. "And, progress will also require improved mental health services for survivors, lawsuits aimed at reform, and greater sympathy on the part of the public."
The president signed the bill this morning at an Oval Office ceremony attended by two survivors of prisoner rape, Tom Cahill and Hope Hernandez. Cahill serves as president of the Board of Directors SPR, and Hope Hernandez is a member of the group's Board of Advisors.
"We know we've come a long way when survivors of prisoner rape are invited to the White House with dignity rather than marginalized and ignored," Stemple said.
In 1968, Cahill was beaten and gang-raped in San Antonio, Texas after being arrested for civil disobedience. Hernandez, also a nonviolent offender, was repeatedly raped by a corrections officer in 1997 in a privately run facility adjacent to the Washington D.C. jail.
One in five men in prison has been sexually abused, often by other inmates. Rates for women, who are most likely to be abused by male staff, reach as high as one in four in some facilities.
The real problem is that the RIAA doesn't represent all labels, so some of the smaller independent lables could sue with the amnesty beign prima facia proof of guilt.
Being elected Governer of California
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Sex with a mare
Worst. Comparison. Ever.
How many millions of citizens were executed at the hands of the Soviet or Chinese governments? Or sent to slave labor prison camps? Or sent to jail and executed so their organs could be sold?
Capitalism is all about choice. Socialism is a lack of choice -- everybody must be equal, according to what your Dear Leader considers best. Except, of course for those who are more equal than others.
But I think you're confusing socialism with a consortium. Are library volounteers or volounteer firefighters or lawyers doing pro-bono work socialists? Bill Gates has donated billions of dollars to charity. Yet you claim Microsoft to be an example of capitalism failing. So how is donating time to write free source code automatically socialist?
Linux is GPL licensed, but Linus is a pragmatist. BitKeeper is the best tool for the job, so he uses it even though he can't see or change, or redistribute the source code. DRM or binary-only modules are fine with him.
The BSD license is very capitalist/closed source friendly.
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I'm sure the hams wouldn't mind so much if they realized how much free porn they could get with powerline broadband.
if oyu look hard enough, you can find a beta-release of Sun's OpenStep (Sparc only, though).