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  1. Neat! on Interview with XFree86's David Dawes · · Score: 0

    David Dawes does a good job of showing you can make $$ with Open Source software. He actually employs some of the former VA Linux engineers, too!

  2. fragile windows DNS on Does Spyware Damage Windows Networking? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Window's DNS is somewhat finicky. If you have a virus, or spyware that tries to make DNS lookups while you're connecting to your ISP, it can prevent DNS from working once you do connect.

  3. who names these things? on Moon (Dactyl) Discoved Orbiting Asteroid Ida · · Score: 2, Funny
    Good question... if you had followed the link, you would know.
    The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has approved the name Dactyl for the tiny moon discovered this year in orbit around the asteroid Ida by NASA's Galileo mission.

    ...

    The name is derived from the Dactyli, a group of mythological beings who lived on Mount Ida, where the infant Zeus was hidden -- and raised, in some accounts -- by the nymph Ida and protected by the Dactyli. Other mythological accounts say that the Dactyli were Ida's children by Zeus.

  4. use an open source codec! on Video Formats That Will Be Usable in 25 years? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If you use an open-source codec, you won't have to worry about surprise "innovations" that ruin backwards compatability.

  5. hidden anime on Anime Stores, Rentals and Theaters? · · Score: 0

    Lots of sex stores have anime movies, as well as movies of real people having sex.

  6. review on Yellow Dog Linux 2.3 Released · · Score: -1, Troll
    There's a review of it here. Looks like they've added support for a lot more Macintosh hardware. Kudos to yellow dog and the PPC linux kernel programmers.

    Thanks!

  7. Re:Slashdot could learn a little something from WE on Salon in Dire Straits · · Score: 1
    Anonymous Coward detracts from the system's ability to host an intelligent discussion on anything, let alone something controversial.

    Actually, anonymity provides the freedom to post an unpopular or controversial point of view. Most ACs are people too lazy to log in, don't wish to have an account, are posting goatse links, etc, but they start at a score of 0 and crap generally gets modded down.

    I'd argue that poor moderation (*cough*slashdot*cough*) is a greater detractor.

  8. inventor info on World's First Photo · · Score: 3, Informative

    A little more info on the inventor here and here

  9. Re:Currency on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1
    actually, the point I was trying to get at was that fake growth by "clever" accounting is no better than fake growth by inflation that you when you don't have your currency backed by anything other than "good faith and credit"

    A gold standard only wokrs if all the trading partners involved stick to it religously though.

  10. Re:Currency on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    You do realize that WorldCom, Enron, Global Crossing, et alia wouldn't have been able to have reported growth as they did under an honest accounting standard.

  11. Re:$$, too on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1
    I'm filing a suit against all US currency! It's unconstitutional!!!

    If it bothers you that much, I can dispose of it for you ...

  12. php/apahce tuning on Customizing Apache for maximum performance · · Score: 3, Informative

    I wish I had known about this site a couple weeks ago! I did some apache/php tuning for a client. This site has some good tips. And if you're planning on getting slashdotted, check here

  13. Re:What to do"? on Does Drawing on Experience Infringe on Other's IP? · · Score: 1
    One key aspect of contract is "consideration" -- each party must agree to do something that they are not obligated to do, or refrain from doing something they have a right to do.

    While it doesn't have to be "fair", but if it's ridiculously one-sided, a judge might decalre it invalid.

    In the case of a non-compete agreement, the company agrees to hire you; you agree to work for them and not work for a competitor in the future.

    No offense, but chances are thousands of corporate lawyers know a little bit more about contract law than an AC that begins his posts with the disclaimer, "IANAL" :)

  14. patches on Interview With WOLK Creator Marc-Christian Peterse · · Score: 1

    Interesting... Since Linux was created since minix changes could *only* be distributed as patches (modified minix source code couldn't be redistributed).

  15. slightly o/t - edible foodwrap on Superfast Biodegradable Plastic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this reminds me of something else currently in development - edible foodwrap (made from fruit) instead of plastic.

    usda.gov
    freshangles.com

  16. Re:What to do"? on Does Drawing on Experience Infringe on Other's IP? · · Score: 2

    Non-compete contracts are unenforceable if they unfairly limit your ability to have a job. A *temporary* (ie 2 years or less) restriction from working for competitors or practicing the trade within a geographic area is enforceable.

  17. Re:Sanctity in Irrelevence? on Lindows - What do Linux Users Really Think? · · Score: 1
    You need an OS that was discontinued before it had a chance to be influenced by the Redmond Horror. I've got an Apple II I'll let you have real cheap

    If you had integer basic replaced with AppleSoft, you're tainted.

  18. good website on Tiny ccTLDs - Who Should You Register With? · · Score: -1, Troll
    I had a similar questiona c ouple months ago. This website has a pretty good list of all the tlds, where to register them, what they cost, etc.

    I eventually settled on .bo

  19. Re:Christ... on Slashback: OpenSSH, Bio, Timeliness · · Score: 1

    talk about security through obscurity! Perl is almost more readable!

  20. open source it! on Timetabling Algorithms? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most solutions require genetic algorithms and while I can understand and implement them (having a degree in AI and CS) I'm not going to be around after the summer and this creates problems for people maintaining my code

    Well, since this is slashdot, why not open source it, then the "community" can maintain it?

    just kiddding.

  21. score +5 funny! on PalmOS 5 Turns Gold · · Score: 1

    that's the funniest thing I've ever read!

  22. Secret to success on CmdrTaco: The MacHack Keynote · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok Malda, what is the "secret" to running an unprofitable website?

  23. Re:I really don't care - I can't use it. on Shared Source .NET Ported to Linux · · Score: 1


    In fact .NET is soooooo goooood that there are:

    No operating systems written with .NET
    No comercial games written with .NET
    No office suites written with .NET
    No drivers written with .NET
    No large apps at all with .NET except .NET itself


    s/.NET/perl/g

  24. DVD-R formats on Time to Purchase a DVD-R? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My wife and I have been together for nearly ten years. About five
    months ago, as Kathleen was approaching her 42nd birthday, we decided
    that we had better have the child we would eventually want before it
    was too late. Unfortunately, due to a tropical fever that I caught
    three years ago, my sperm count was reduced to near impotent levels.
    While they will eventually increase back to normal, it will be at
    least three years before I could expect to get Kathleen pregnant
    with my own seed. By that time it would be too late.

    Kathleen is 5'8" 155 lbs. Her hair is dark brown with grey streaks
    through it and it's cut close to her head in something approaching a
    bob. To be honest, she's fairly evenly proportioned but her ass is
    getting a little broad. Still, it looks very inviting in a skirt.
    She's very near sighted and requires a fairly strong prescription for
    her glasses. She's cute in a librarian sort of way. Besides, I love
    her.

    We needed a plan that would enable us to have children while still
    connecting the child to a sexual contact between us. Sperm banks were
    out. So was adoption. After much soul searching we decided on the
    following solution. After exhaustive research into family and medical
    histories etc. and an extensive interviewing procedure, we would
    settle on four different men who would be paid $500.00 a pop for
    coming to our house on a regular and rotating schedule based on the
    results of our home ovulation test results to copulate with my wife
    until she was impregnated.

    After each session, I would make love to her so that it may have been
    possible that it was my seed that did it. We would not endeavor to
    track down the real father. We were prepared to lose $25,000 of our
    savings to accomplish this feat. If she didn't get pregnant after
    being fucked 50 times, then it would never happen.

    Kath was extremely hesitant at first, but as the baby clock began
    ticking louder and louder, she agreed to go through with it. We also
    needed a way to keep the technical infidelity out of the marriage bed
    so we decided to use a guest room downstairs for her reception of the
    men's stud services. It would be done in a very formal and business
    like manner with positions prescribed for maximum penetration. Each
    man would ask Kathleen to wear certain things that would provide them
    with a visual turn on. In turn, Kath was allowed to ask that the men
    wear certain things as well.

    We decided that the act itself should be performed over an upholstered
    chair, one that she could bend over easily. It would be easier for
    her, she said, if she was not face to face with them. There was also a
    desk in the corner, a straight back chair, some baby oil and some
    towels and clothes to clean up with.

    After each session, I was to take her to our bed and make love to her
    in our usual fashion. After about two months of interviews and
    personal research, we settled on four men that Kath and I
    found attractive enough and similar enough to me in features to be
    worthy of the task at hand. We worked out a schedule based on
    Kathleen's ovulation cycle and set the date for the first attempt.

    A week before David arrived for our Saturday afternoon session,
    Kathleen began getting nervous and nearly backed out. We talked about
    all of the diffeent fallout scenarios and she finally
    decided that having a baby was worth the risk. In order to try and
    deal with it, I suggested that we both try and make it a turn on for
    us. I suggested that she may want to look at it as a last
    chance to do what she wanted with other men and just be happy to get
    serviced like few other women ever would.

    On Saturday morning David phoned to ask Kathy to just wear a pair of
    jeans and a sweatshirt. Kathy, knowing David was an avid cyclist,
    asked him to wear a pair of lycra cycling shorts and
    tight t-shirt. At four, David arrived, wearing the requested gear. As
    I led him into the living room my heart began racing. Kathy was
    waiting in the guest room. She was shaking when I closed the door and
    went to greet David. The two of us sat down and I had David sign the
    contract we had worked out and discuss the finer points of what was
    expected.

    David was shaking a little too. But I stole a few glances between his
    legs as he was reading the contract. The bulges were pretty impressive
    and he was semi-hard already. I could see the outline of his cock, the
    ridges of his head and his balls were tightly coated in the shiny
    black lycra. Kathy always liked this kind of sight. We stood up, shook
    hands and I told him, with a quiver in my voice "She's all yours for
    as long as it takes. I'm sure you'll enjoy it."

    "Um, thanks. Where will you be?" "I'll wait out here until you're
    done. And just so you know, the sounds the two of you make will
    probably excite me so I'll be pretty hot for her ass when
    you come out. Go to it!"

    David walked to the guest room door, entered and closed the door
    behind him. I savoured the sight of his tight, muscular ass wrapped in
    the shiny, tight black cycling tights knowing they'd be thrusting into
    Kathleen very soon..

    All I could do was wait. After about five minutes, I heard the sound
    of Kathy's belt buckle and jeans hit the floor. Then I heard the chair
    being moved. In about five more minutes I heard David's
    breathing. "Oohhhhhh!" he let out. Then the chair began a gentle
    rocking sound. Jenn was dead quiet.

    I was getting very hard just listenening to the creaking sounds of the
    chair. Back and forth, back and forth. I was too nervous to masturbate
    but the knowledge that my wife was behind that door, bent over a chair
    with another man's penis inside her was very exciting. It was even
    more exciting thinking of their wet, interlocked sex organs and the
    fact that we were actually hoping for his seed to become life with her
    egg.

    Soon enough the rocking sound got very frantic and after about a
    minute of the building sound of flesh hitting flesh, David let fly
    with a shout "OH GOD YEAH! Ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhh. Ahhh" as his sex organs
    were triggered by the friction of rubbing against my wifes inner walls
    to ejaculate.

    After a minute, the door opened and David, red faced and breathing
    heavily with a glow of sweat emerged. He'd just put on his tights. He
    had his t-shirt in his hand. He thanked me and I handed him the cheque
    and I went to see my wife and finish the job.

    When I quietly crept in, Kathy was sitting in the chair. Her jeans
    were off but she'd left her sweater on. She was crying, then bawling.
    I tried comforting her and saying it was alright but
    she just kept quietly sobbing. After holding her awhile, I began to
    get hard just thinking about what had taken place here shortly before.
    My mouth moved to hers and we began kissing, her
    tears streaking her face. Before I knew it she reached for my cock and
    began jacking me off. I was so close to shooting I told her to take
    her sweat shirt off and straddle the chair. She did
    as I asked, her large pendulous breasts hanging down and swaying as
    the cotton pulled away, freeing them. She stood, her eyes still wet,
    the crying over. She turned, bent over the chair, grasped the arms of
    the chair and uttered her first words of the afternoon. "Your turn."

    With that I placed my cock head to her opening and pushed it in. I was
    up to the limit in one stroke. She was flooded with David's semen. It
    felt like slipping my cock into a tight, well worn, kid leather glove
    filled with warm, melted butter. After about ten strokes I came into
    her. I knew, though, that the experience was really traumatic for her.

    Kathy confessed that the act had felt like a dirty affair, that it
    upset her for that reason. I suggested that, seeing as stud #2 was due
    in a few days she should try and view it another way;
    that she was a goddess commanding ritual stud services. She said she'd
    try. She did want a baby, and the ritual sex did excite her in theory.

    On the appointed day, Kathy was called in to work. We couldn't contact
    the next man in line, Steven, in time to cancel. Kathy would only get
    back five minutes before she was due for her "injection", no time to
    shower or mentally prepare herself. Also, neither would have time to
    discuss what to wear or do to prep her for penetration. Steven would
    just have to take her in her work clothes after a day at work. But we
    did manage to devise a new strategy to ensure that the
    maximum amount and force of ejaculation was reached. Kath would tie up
    each man's nuts like they do with breeding bulls and place a steel
    cock ring at the base of each man's penis. The ring we already had but
    Kath had to stop off at a sewing supply store to pick up a piece of
    fine silk cord for stringing up her stud's balls.

    Steven arrived on the following Saturday at 3:50, ten minutes early.
    Kath still wasn't home. We sat down and I had him sign the contract.
    He wore a pair of grey slacks and a white dress shirt. He was very
    well built. Kathy wore a knee length blue skirt with a white slip and
    panties and bra. She had on a navy tunic style blazer and cream
    blouse. She burst through the front door, out of breath, and
    apologising for being held up. She said hello to Steven and went
    straight to the guest room. Steven's eyes followed her ass. It was now
    up to him to get it, get her skirt off and seed her. After a minute,
    Kathy said, from behind the door "I'm ready, Hon, send him in!"

    Steven went in and closed the door. This time, I wanted to see it. I
    quietly went out to the back patio area where there was a sliding
    glass door opening onto the guest room. Because the patio
    was walled, Kathy may not have drawn the curtains. As I turned the
    corner to where I could get a good view, I saw that I was in
    luck...the view was perfect!

    I saw Steven undressing. Kath was leaning, fully dressed against the
    desk. She watched him intensely and her left hand made its way past
    her jacket and into her blouse to fondle her breasts. When Steven got
    down to his jockeys, I realised that Kathleen was in for a real treat.
    He was hung like a horse! Kathleen walked up to him and took it in her
    hands and began stroking it. He was hard in two seconds. She carressed
    his balls and ran her fingers over his muscular ass cheeks.

    Then she dropped to her knees. She gently tied the silk cord around
    the top of his scrotum and put the steel ring on. Hie veins began
    bulging out and his cock was a slight shade of purple. She
    looked up and drew her finger nails accross the underside of his
    tightened shining scrotum. His penis twitched and he began breathing
    deeply. She gently cupped his balls with her right hand
    while her left went down to begin tugging up her skirt. Kath then took
    his foreskin between her thumb and forefinger and pulled it back,
    unsheathing the shiny business end of Steven's cock.
    I could see a clear dewdrop oozing from the slit. Soon that slit would
    be launching volleys of creamy white seed into my wife's loins. Kath
    began smearing the dewdrop over his purple plum-like cock head.

    Then, as though she had just spread the icing on her desert, she
    parted her lips, let her tongue hang out and sucked it in. "Oh Jesus!"
    said Steven as he closed his eyes. Kath went to work on
    him. I just sat and watched the back of Kath's head bobbing up and
    down from the back. I was content to watch Steven's rapturous facial
    contortions as my wife sucked him. His fingers were
    gently resting on her hair, occasionally going down and fingering her
    ears. Her head began going up and down very rapidly and suddenly,
    Steven's knees began to shake and he let out a sharp cry. Kath's head
    was still. I watched as her cheeks gently expanded, then she started
    swallowing the man's fresh, warm ejaculate.

    Soon enough, Kathleen stood up, a string of clear liquid hanging from
    her lips. She wiped her mouth, walked to the desk and grabbed the
    sides. Steven came up behind her with his beautiful glistening rod
    headed for her ass. Kathleen began hiking her skirt up. The first
    thing to show was her slip, then her panties, then the skirt was up
    around her ample waist. Then came the most delicious moment: Kathleen
    tugging her panties down to her knees. This was such a turn
    on because it was the final act of permission, Kath dropping her
    drawers to allow this man to enter her. With her white cotton knickers
    dropping to her ankles, Kathleen was now bound. She
    was presenting her little buttered clam for stud service. Steven
    brought his hand to her slit and put his fingers inside to test the
    waters. Kath was biting her lip and closing her eyes. I could see
    her mouth the words "do it". Steven began vigourously fingering her
    from behind. Kath's face was serene and smiling.

    Steven held onto her waist and began easing his cock into my wife. I
    could see his dangling, tied sac of sperm laden testicles dangling
    between his legs. Kathleen was grimacing and chewing her lip.
    It took about thirty seconds to get all the way into her. Then he
    began delivery, fucking her with a strong, hard rhythm. Kath's mouth
    hung open and her eyes were clamped shut as he began to drive her
    hard. She was clutching the desk and hanging on for dear life as this
    young stud prepared to empty his seed into her ripened womb. Suddendly
    Steven stopped and closed his eyes. His pushing jerked a little
    slowing to a stop with three short jabs as his nuts shook
    back and forth, releasing their load into Kath's vagina.

    I quickly returned to the front room, hard as a rock. It took them a
    little while to get themselves together. Steven opened the door, said
    "I'm really grateful to you for this. That was a pleasure."
    I handed him a cheque and he left, perhaps to be called back if Kath
    was still not pregnant up in a few weeks.

    I walked in on my rumpled looking Kathleen. She remained bent over the
    desk with her skirt and slip up and her panties around her ankles. Her
    blouse hung open and she was glowing with sweat and her heart was
    thumping. "Next!" she shouted with a big smile on her face, looking
    back over her shoulder at me. "Did you hear all of that, sweetie? I
    thought you might like to hear us talking to each other as we did it."
    "Um, yeah, that was great" I said, lying. I didn't want to shock her
    by telling her I watched the whole thing and that I knew she blew him.
    Besides, I wanted in on her wet, freshly humped backside. I came up
    behind her and opened my pants at the front, then let them drop. I
    pushed my straining erection into her only to feel kid leather soaked
    in warm, melted butter!

    I began screwing her and asked her how she liked him. "God, didn't you
    hear me? He was huge and it really hurt. I just held on and gritted my
    teeth. I liked everything that happened up till that
    point." With that, I reached underneath her and stroked and worked her
    slippery little nub while I fucked her. In short order she quietly
    began whimpering and bucking. At least I made her
    come. In no time, I, too, had a piece of my wife's ass.

    After this session, Kath confessed that she had some ideas to make the
    process interesting. She liked David's tight loins and stated that she
    wanted to ride him on a stool, facing him. For the next man, whose
    personality she didn't care for as much as the others, she would be
    blindfolded and lying on her back on the desk, her legs spread, ready
    for a quick sperm donor type of encounter. She would masturbate for
    him until he was aroused and stroking himself, Then, as
    he was about to come, he would drive it into her and shoot. Then I
    would take over and remove the blindfold.

    When he arrived, Kath was in the room masturbating in her panties. He
    went in, and in about five minutes he was mounting Kath and came a
    short time after. A quick in and out. We later called him and told him
    that we would no longer require his services.

    Michael was a lifeguard at the pool. Kathleen instantly decided that
    if she was going to get screwed by a man with a swimmer's build, he
    should be wearing his speedos. She'd always confessed to me that she
    loved the sight of mens crotches at the beach, the ones with their
    family jewels encased in the nylon pouches. Michael had asked that
    Kathleen wear only her panties and bra.

    After the signing of the contract, he stripped down to his swimsuit
    and walked to the door. "Take your time!" I said, hoping to prolong
    Kathleen's pleasure and get another eyefull of her
    in the act. I once again snuck out to the patio. It was a sunny day
    and this time the sliding door was open. In no time at all, Kath was
    down to her panties and bra and on her knees kissing the
    bulge between Michael's legs through the nylon casing. She was
    carressing his ass. His hands were on the top of her head.

    Kath reached into his pouch and brought out a perfectly formed,
    virtually sculpted erection. It was sticking straight up, nearly
    against his stomach. Her tongue came out and licked his balls
    and then all the way up to the tip. Then she brought her mouth open
    down on it and began suckling this statuesqe athlete's penis. After a
    while, she figured his pole was thoroughly prepared with a slick coat
    of her saliva to slip right in. She was probably soaked and ready the
    second her lips touched his pouch. Then she tied up his balls with the
    silk cord and with considerable effort, put the steel ring on him. As
    the ring reached the base, his penis began to expand even more until
    it was pulsing and nealy bursting with veins. A dollop of clear liquid
    oozed from the tip.

    She lay on the carpet on her back and opened her legs. She dipped her
    fingers into her panties and began jacking herself off in front of
    him. With her free hand she slipped her fingers into
    her bra and pinched her nipples. She closed her eyes and masturbated
    for him. After a few minutes she decided the moment was right and
    proceeded to the most exquisite part: the almost ceremonial removal of
    her panties. Kath raised her backside a little and put her thumbs into
    the waistband of her undies. Slowly, she began pulling them off so
    that the crotch panel hung between her legs, the last barrier to go
    before penetration. She flung them off to the side and spread her
    thighs presenting her loins.

    Michael was transfixed as he got his first eyeful of her moist crotch
    which was now his for the taking. He got down on top of her. Kath
    reached between their legs to guide his strung up and
    bursting manhood into her. As he eased it in he let out a long soft
    moan. Then he began. Kath's legs went up and I was looking at the
    bottom of her feet as they hung in the air, moving with Michael's
    first strokes. I could just see his ass bobbing up and down, clenching
    and rotating. His ass and thighs were taught and extremely muscular.
    He was like a athletic fucking machine with the stamina of a
    racehorce. They went at it for about fifteen minutes. Kath seemed to
    be kissing him and truly making love to him. I could rest assured that
    any child that might come from this union would be the product of
    really thorough physical pleasure.

    I decided to go back to the front room and listen. "AHHHH! YES! A
    litlle slower. That's it. Mmmmm" I could her from her mouth. I sat
    listening for another twenty minutes. They were STILL at it! They
    seemed to be trying the chair, the desk, the floor, everything. This
    man had a cock that wouldn't quit and Kath was relishing every second
    of his service. She was going get every last drop out of him. I went
    outside again to see what they were up to.

    They had closed the sliding door and he was doing my wife up against
    the glass in a standing postion with her legs wrapped around his
    waist! I could see Kath's ample rear pressed like a
    ham against the glass, spreading out a bit with each of Michael's
    thrusts. Just below her ass I could see her stud's testicles swaying
    back and forth in their pouch. The sound of the door frame
    about to shatter made him slow down and I guess they slipped a little
    because suddenly, just below Kath's ass were multiple jetting spurts
    of creamy white come splattering on the glass. He must have partially
    slipped out just as he was coming. The glass door was a mess. from the
    crack of Kath's ass down to the floor was a translucent whitish
    streak.

    She quickly got down on all fours and her stud, while his endless
    ejaculation continued, put his still spurting rod back into Kathleen.
    He held still and let it continue to fill her up.

    After the first test since we began our little scheme, we realized
    that she'd need another round. She was still not pregnant.
    Well...onwards. I called David and asked if he'd be willing to have
    another crack at knocking her up. He said sure and asked if the money
    would be the same. I said yes and offered him a 500.00 bonus if Kath
    tested postive for pregnancy around the time of his visits. He agreed
    not to have sex or masturbate for a week to help the build up for a
    massive ejaculation.

    It was Saturday and Kath called to discuss the turn on needs of David
    before he arrived to perform his duties. She apologised to him for
    being such a dull lay the last time and that she wouldn't be such a
    cold fish this time around. She felt bad about just dropping her
    jeans, bending over and remaining stock still while David fucked her,
    as if she were just a breeding cow. She said that she wanted him to
    make her come.

    David asked that she dress up a bit this time. Kathleen was in a
    cheeky mood that afternoon so she decided to throw him for a loop. She
    would wear her wedding dress! After searching through our storage
    area, Kath found her white wedding gown, went to the spare room and
    worked on letting it out a little to fit her somewhat expanded girth.
    In about two hours she emerged dressed head to toe in her white bridal
    gown, veil and all, just like on the day I married her. "This ought to
    get him going!" I told her to wait in the guest room until David
    arrived.

    After repeating the ritual signing of the contract. I sent David in.
    Kath had asked that he be naked upon entry. David was stiff as a rock
    on his way in. I sat and listened. In about ten minutes, I heard the
    first rustlings of the fabric of her dress. He was no doubt pawing her
    and gathering up the material to get access to her private parts. In
    about five minutes I heard the rhythmic rustling of her satin wedding
    gown and Kath's low moaning. I crept up to the door and
    opened it just a crack.

    Kathleen was bent over the chair with the gown dress bunched up around
    her waist. Her bridal veil was still in place being blown away from
    her face in unison with his strokes. David was holding on to her hips
    and he looked like a dog humping a white poodle. I looked at Kath's
    feet. She was lurching forward on her bare toes, just barely hanging
    on. David's ass was clenching and he sounded as if he was going to
    come. He began humming "Here comes the bride" into Kath's ear. Her
    mouth hung open, her eyes were closed. When he said "And is the bride
    going to come?" she smiled, her eyes still closed, and said
    "Uhh...uhh...uh...obviously I've...uh....uh...got the best man inside
    me!" She winced and her orgasm began. David and Jenn were hissing
    through their teeth together and let out a tremendous pair of moans as
    they shared a brilliant climax.

    After the next negative test, we decided to quicken the pace. At the
    peak of her cycle, we decided to have all four men rotate through on
    four consecutive days. Night after night, they would come, fuck Kath
    and leave. Every night I would hear the moans gasps and squeeking
    chairs coming from the room. Gentle rocking sounds loud outursts, and
    one time Kath let out a blood curdling scream as she came. With David,
    she was having the best sex. She even began crying out for God when
    she came. I eventually suggested that she just begin having sex with
    him whenever she liked.

    Kathleen would often come to bed after sex with her studs and tease me
    with tales of their couplings. Her routine with Michael began with
    them going down on each other. Michael would eat her and she would
    take his velvety, plum like cock head into her mouth as he sat in a
    chair. She would tie his nuts up in their sac with a silk cord and put
    the cock ring on him. She'd bring him to the edge of spurting while
    she fingered herself to a near climax. Then, just before he was
    about to ejaculate, she'd get up and straddle him, lowering herself
    onto his jutting spear.

    Michael came to like kneading Kath's ass as she rode him, eventually
    taking to pushing his fingers into her asshole using the juice from
    their mingling sex organs. Kathleen said she really
    enjoyed coming with Michael's fingers in her ass and his teeth
    clenching on her engorged nipples.

    Kathleen confessed that much of her time with David consisted of him
    eating her as she lay on the desk with her knees pulled up to her
    chest. He tongued her all between her legs and
    routinely licked her asshole and pushed his tongue inside. When she
    had come she would sit him down on the chair and fondle him through
    his cycling shorts and kissing his cock through them.
    She loved stroking his bulge through the fabric and getting him so
    hard. After she peeled off his shorts, she would get down on her knees
    and blow him and treat his asshole to her tongue bath.
    When it came time for her to receive his manhood, she would get down
    on all fours and they would do it doggy style. This made sense to me
    because I never heard squeeking chairs or the desk hitting the wall
    when she was doing it with him.

    On one occasion, with Michael, Kathleen tried something different.
    Wearing only her one pair of leather pants, she answered the door and
    lead Michael into the guest room. On the table she had placed a turkey
    baster and a jar of lubricant. She sat down on the chair and told
    Michael to stand in front of her. Her breasts were bared and she
    reached out to his crotch and rubbed it. Then she opened his pants and
    brought out his hardening penis. She gently tied the silk cord
    around the top of his sac causing his nuts to bulge and shine in their
    drawn tight sac. Then she slipped the steel ring over his shaft and
    placed it at the root of his cock causing it to strain and
    stiffen to the point of bursting with veins.

    She said: "Today I want you to think of my tits, how big they are. How
    beautiful they are. How my nipples are like precious fruit. I want you
    to spray your seed all over them and then gather it up, put it into
    the turkey baster, pull my pants off, ram the turkey baster into me
    and inject that seed all the way in."

    She began to jerk him off. He was in heaven as Kath lovingly stroked
    him with a smooth fluid action. He leared at her heaving breasts and
    she just looked into his eyes with a languid, dreamy
    stare that said "I'm in control and I'm going to milk you as I please"
    She pulled him closer so that the tip of his penis was a foot away
    from her breasts. She could feel the heat rising from
    between her legs, cased in the leather pants. She was getting hot at
    the thought of them being yanked off and having the device shoved up
    her cunt and his semen pushed into her. Her legs began to waver back
    and forth, desperately trying not to succumb to the need to
    masturbate.

    Then as Michaels slit began contracting and his cock head began
    expanding, Kath's nipples began to harden, just in time to greet the
    first volley of spurt. Back and forth, back and forth
    went her hand over his excited sex organ. Out it came, over and over,
    creamy and warm. Spurt after spurt! Michael groaned. A volley landed
    right on her right nipple, causing it to crinkle up on contact. Then
    another spurt, and another. Michael was in the midst of an exstatic,
    prolonged orgasm with his seed flowing out in beautiful white, creamy
    arcs. A gob landed on her lower lip, her tongue instinctively lapping
    out to savour it. Soon her breasts were coated in a glistening,
    whitish sea of sperm. Her nipples were fleshy hard outcrops in this
    sea.

    Michael ripped down the zipper of Kath's pants and yanked them off, no
    doubt feelng a rush of heat rising from her crotch. He grabbed the
    turkey baster and held it in his left hand as he began scraping his
    seed off Kath's tits, deliberately brushing over her now slippery
    nips, with each pass. He quickly set the warm spurt into the baster,
    slathered some lard on it, and placed it roughly between Kath's legs.
    With a sharp push, Kath winced at the sudden violation. Michael
    held it inside her and pushed the plunger. Kath gritted her teeth and
    thought of the seed being injected. Her clitoris retracted under its
    hood. She would not come this time.

    After this session Kath came back from the doctor's office with a
    beaming look on her face. She smiled as she announced our success.
    She'd been pregnant for a couple of weeks as best as we could tell. We
    were thrilled! The only problem was that we had a new dimension to our
    sex life that niether of us really wanted to end.

    After informing everyone that, yes, thanks very much, Kath is now
    pregnant, Kath asked if she could continue, on occasion, to see David
    and Michael. I wasn't about to deny her this and both men, though
    without payment, visited us during Kath's pregnancy. Michael dropped
    out after a couple of months but David was having sex with Kath right
    up to the ninth month. I can assure you that there is no stranger and
    exciting feeling than that you get watching a man mount your wife from
    behind while her belly is bulging with child and her breasts are
    swollen and lactating. I wonder where things will go from here...

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