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  1. Re:Fair enough... on NPR Reconsiders Linking Policy · · Score: 1
    Thgey are well intentioned. Read their explanation

    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

  2. Re:This is far from a win on NPR Reconsiders Linking Policy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If there were NPR stories that were indistinguishable from advocacy, this indicates that the NPR stories were not impartial to begin with.

    I guess you've never listed to any "news" on NPR.

  3. differenciating on Greenbacks No More · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently, with both size and color the same, foreigners have a hard time differenciating between the bills.

    Where can I find some of these foreigners? I'd like to do some currency exchanging!

  4. more info on VLA on NYT on the Very Large Array · · Score: -1, Troll

    for more info on VLA (no login required!) check here

  5. what about artificial pussy? on Artificial Lung in the Works · · Score: 2
    I think slashdot readers care more about artificial pussy than artificial lungs.

    Or, at least have a greater need for it!

  6. Re:This is old news on Disney Switches To Linux For Animation · · Score: 1
    boycott's are meant to be ignored.


    PS - why does Slashdot use gifs images?

  7. Re:GPA on IBM Kernel Hackers Respond · · Score: 2

    2.0 is the average number between 0.0 and 4.0, but it might not be the average GPA... Quite frankly, there is grade inflation in many colleges or classes... a more honest standard would show your GPA as well as the average GPA for every class you take.

    That said, though, a lot of the 0.0-1.0 GPA crowd drop out or get kicked out, so the students that are left are more serious about their education.

  8. Re: what about elisha gray? on Bell Dethroned as Telephone Inventor · · Score: 1
    And that's hardly a surprise, since inventions depend critically on the mass of technology current in society. I conjecture that "little guys" do most of the work, and "inventors" merely skim the cream off the top.

    In the old days (ie pre 80s, pre software patents, etc), the people doing the inventing weren't the ones that did the patent filing, and when developing some new breakthrough, running to the patent office wasn't the first thing that came to mind (of the engineer, at least).

    The US Patent office has changed their minds 3 times over who invented the microprocessor. That was the 1968-1971 era, perhaps the biggest invention of the last 50 years, and nobody kept records!

    "[Ted] Hoff stated that Intel's patent filing was somewhat casual and that they put their time into making the 4004 work rather that the patent process." So when there is competition, the person that rushes to the patent office with an idea on paper is better rewarded than the person that takes the time to develop and implement it.

  9. from the i-thought-java-was-dead dept. on Apple Releases JavaScriptCore Framework · · Score: 2

    from the i-know-pudge-is-an-idiot dept.

    Java and Javascript are unrelated... Microsoft atually paid for ECMAScript (aka JavaScript) to be standardized, something that Netscape (initial developers of it) refused to do.

  10. CmdrTaco - genius on Yet Another "Last Mile" Option · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    And we could see products based on this during my grandchildrens lifetimes.

    I was going to flame your bad grammer, but the thought of you having children is making me sick.

  11. what about elisha gray? on Bell Dethroned as Telephone Inventor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On Feb. 14, 1876, Gray filed with the U.S. Patent Office a caveat (an announcement of an invention he expected soon to patent) describing apparatus 'for transmitting vocal sounds telegraphically.' Unknown to Gray, Bell had only two hours earlier applied for an actual patent on an apparatus to accomplish the same end. It was later discovered, however, that the apparatus described in Gray's caveat would have worked, while that in Bell's patent would not have. After years of litigation, Bell was legally named the inventor of the telephone, although to many the question of who should be credited with the invention remained debatable.
  12. Re:*BSD is dying on FreeBSD 4.6 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Love it. Got Gnome running along with Aqua. Maybe KDE3 someday soon.

    Me too! Then I replaced the leather seats in my bmw with naugahyde.

  13. ping cray on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought cray was dead, but it turns out, they were just using BSD.

  14. Re:Phone companies had 50+ years to become efficie on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: 1
    I'm sure there is some equipment and line maintence necessary, but the marginal cost of another telephone line is basically 0.00... the biggest expense is printing and mailing the bill!

    However, a recent bill had local charges of $36, long-distance charges of $2.88. And state/federal/fcc/usf charges of $11.36!

    a 29% tax rate on a more-or-less necessary service!

  15. Re:I believe .org should be controlled by the UN on Open-Source Pioneers Make Bid for .org · · Score: 1
    For example, take this very website. Slashdot.org has not been non-profit for a very long time

    I take it you haven't seen VA Linux's balance sheet!

  16. Laurent Julliard on Xerox Cooperates with the Savannah Project · · Score: 3, Informative
    FYI, Laurent Julliard is a xerox employee and open source advocate. He used to work at HP and got them to use linux for some stuff.

    He's done work with mozilla, objective C/GNUStep, ruby, and even created a french Linux users group.

    Hooray for Laurent!

  17. Re:Microsoft? on NVidia announces Cg: "C" for Graphics · · Score: 1
    This would be a good thing for MS, since it ould be easier to develop indows and xbox game. If they have it standardized (ala C# and ECMA/Javascript), it shouldn't orry anyone.

    It's not a disincentive to non-MS-based game developers.

  18. Re:No news good news. on NVidia announces Cg: "C" for Graphics · · Score: 0, Troll
    Dear Ms. pink pineapple,

    I just want to let you know that I love pineapples. I could eat a pineapple for hours!

  19. Re:simple on Are Written Computer Science Exams a Fair Measure? · · Score: 1
    btw, who needs women.. they're too bitchy and crabby :-\

    nobody ever got crabs from a blowjob. Unless the blower had a big bushy beard....

  20. Re:Windows or Lindows on Walmart Ships PCs with Lindows OS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because the penguin is so cute?

  21. Re:Lindows? Is it ready? on Walmart Ships PCs with Lindows OS · · Score: 1

    The suit MS filed over the Lindows name was thrown out, so they can be a little more bold.

  22. The sleaze has gotten out of hand; on McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pot! Kettle! Black!

  23. What about series 3? on IMSAI Series Two · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oral sex is the way many women first get exposed to dog love.
    Dogs are naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so
    many of you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff
    your panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step
    further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest
    oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest
    things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male
    dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you
    with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much
    longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or
    won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that
    when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did
    not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you
    analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that
    having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem
    doing it for you!. If you have never experienced a tongue working
    from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of
    your crack you have truly missed something grand.

    There are several very good positions for you to try if you want
    to try this. If you decide that your preference is
    clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very
    well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the
    back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then
    lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the
    edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina
    to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but
    want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal
    position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on
    the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg
    a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.
    For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have
    to give give him full and total access to you. This can only
    happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in
    that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at
    all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very
    comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed
    and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed,
    keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart
    as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very
    important item to remember while you are considering what
    position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have
    him mount you this is not the position to use.

    Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do
    for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with
    yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have
    spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock.
    A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how
    many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find
    that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of
    mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that
    I am sucking on an animals dick will get me so horny, that it
    doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand
    to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the
    greatest orgasms this way.

    Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are
    many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very
    good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just
    starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you
    have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you
    full access to his cock and be able to control all the action.
    But, another great method I use is to lie on my back with the
    back of my head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand
    over me with his cock within reach of my mouth. Then he humps me
    and does all the work, leaving my hands free to masturbate myself
    with. One important thing to remember when sucking a dog: While
    most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having
    their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting
    any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to
    insure that he does like it. The next thing that we are going to
    do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is
    begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first
    gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to
    enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out
    of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You
    should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you
    begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As
    you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches
    full erection.

    While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to
    place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of
    his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets
    closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock
    there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used
    to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has
    finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then
    you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot.
    The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7
    inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog
    whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two
    inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most
    mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they
    begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming
    from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid
    that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is
    his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the
    females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce
    his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will
    begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware
    that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce
    about twice as much as a man. I personally think that dog cum
    tastes much better than man cum.

  24. Napster-like on P2P Television? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what we need -- you think you're d/ling Bambi for the kids, and find out it's Bambi's Banged By Bombay.

  25. Bar Screw on Iowa Court May Order Microsoft Refunds · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This experience hapened last month. I walked into the local bar/dance hall and
    seated mysef. I was expecting to have a regular Friday night but the fates
    dealt me a new card that night. I was on my second round when a woman
    approached my table and asked if the extra chair had been taken. I replied
    that it wasn't and she proceeded to sit down. She had suicidal blonde hair and
    a voluptous body. She ware a kneeskirt and fishnet stockings and to flatter
    her large breasts she wore a low cut halter top that revealed a lot of
    cleavage.Her eyes were the wildest shade of green I had ever seen in eyes,
    very light and almost florescent but not quite.

    We began to talk and continued a good conversation for about an hour when the
    subject suddenly switched to sex. We discussed our personal sexual prefrences
    with each other and were both getting quite horny. Another fifteen minutes of
    steamy sex talk went by when I felt her leg sweep across myfoot. Thinking
    nothing of it I contined talking. Then again I felt her leg but this time it
    was rubbing up and down myshin. I got an instant hard-on and pushed my leg
    out a bit more, so as she had plenty of room to work. We continued our
    conversation as her leg rubbed higher and higher making it's way towards my
    crotch aria. Then her foot raised and pushed against my groin. She then slid
    it up and down in a very pleasing manner. After about two minutes of this she
    stopped and got up.

    "I'm going to freshen up." She said seductively with awink. I knew what she
    wanted so after she had been gone acouple of seconds I got up too and went off
    in the same direction. I was in the back halls of the pub looking around for
    were she might be when I was pulled into a utility room. I couldn't see her
    but I recognised the scent of her perfume.

    We where locked in each others embrace and where taking full advantage of
    this. I slid my hand down her back, across her butt, and down her leg until I
    reached the bottom of her skirt. I slid my hand under and proceeded in rubbing
    her thighs. They were bare so I deduced that she was wearing no underware. As
    I did this she undid my pants and slid her hand under my boxer shorts. She
    rubbed my dick in a pleasing fashion. I moved my hand on down until it came to
    the outer fringes of pubic hair that covered her cunt. I ran my fingers
    through it and came to her juicy cunt. I parted her vaganal lips with my
    middle finger then slid it in. She began to move her hips up and down as she
    made noises similar to purring. Her grip on my cock tightened as she was about
    to orgasm. As she came the cunt juices flowed out in barrels covering my hand
    and making a puddle on the floor beneath her. She began to stroke my cock
    faster.

    I slipped my fingers out of her honey pot and tried to dry them on my shirt.
    She then slid down to her knees and placed her lips on my fifteen inch dick.
    She slid her mouth over the head but wouldn't take it all in. It was like an
    erotic torture. The after what seemed an eternity she took my beef in her
    mouth. She managed to take the full fifteen inches in one swallow gagging just
    abit. I felt the head of my dick going down her throat which was a lot like
    entering a pussy. I came about a minute later after one of the best blowjobs
    of my life. After I came she stood up in front of me. I could hear her heavy
    breathing and could tell that she was still stimulated as was I. I proceeded
    to lie her down on the utility cart and instructed her to lift her her skirt.
    I heard her comply and I readied for the wildest fuck of my lifetime. I
    stepped forward and entered her little piece of paradise with full thrust. She
    screamed with pain as my fifteen inches stretched her out a bit, but after a
    few more strokes the screams of pain turned to screams of pleasure and xtc. As
    my dick pounded her cunt my hands found themselves fondling her big tits.
    After a while longer she began to get more excited and started to thrust into
    my cock enabling maximum penitration. On one particulairly deep thrust I felt
    her vaginal walls clamp around my dick like a vice. When she began to climax
    her back arched into the air and she began to make hissing noises. I wish the
    lights could have been on so I could see those tit spinting out as she clawed
    the air. Then her back droped and she relaxed. I had been effected by her
    emotional climax and climaxed myself. I emptied load after load into her until
    I thought if I keep it there much longer she'll explode. I withdrew my
    semihard dick from her and I was still comeing.The white cream spilled from me
    onto the ground. After a couple more seconds it stopped.

    "Was it that good?" I asked.

    "Even better." She replied as she panted for air.

    After I cought my breath I switched on the light to see her fully dressed
    sitting on a stool. My pants where still off and hereyes widened with
    disbelief.

    "So that's the thing that nearly ripped me in two. How long is it anyway." She
    said.

    "Fifteen inches." I replied. She was impressed.

    "Well I should be going now." She said as she got up.

    She walked over to me, bent over and planted a kiss on the head of my dick.
    Her red lipstick had stained it a bit but here was a definite kiss mark right
    on the head.

    "He thanks you." I said. She looked up with a smile then kissed me
    passionately on the lips. As we kissed she slipped a piece of paper into my
    shirt pocket. I later found out that it had her name and telephone number on
    it. We stopped the kiss and she walked out. I dressed and followed. When I
    reached the bar room she was gone and I took my place at my table and ordered
    round three.