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  1. Makes Me Wonder on On Balancing Career & College... · · Score: 1

    When do find time to be rude to Americans?

  2. Re:Patents lock things up on Making the Case Against Software Patents? · · Score: 1

    all this time i thought it was red meat that was locking things up...

  3. Read Your History, It Almost Happend on C# for Java Developers · · Score: 1

    In the late 1990's Assembly was on a path to overtake every modern computing language. A little known law called the DMCA outlawed the language and slowly began eroding personal freedoms.
    In today's world all assembly must be generated through approved compilers. The compilers are controlled by a secret society composed of the leaders of the industrial-entertainment complex.
    A fringe society of hackers are the only group of a people that are able to speak this fabled language (when they are not speaking in their annoying hacker dialect). This fringe society fights to uphold personal freedoms in an increasingly Orwellian environment.
    Keeana Reeves stumbles into this fringe society and quickly becomes immersed in their cause.
    Rent Matrix today at netflix.com...

  4. Re:Wow... on C# for Java Developers · · Score: 1

    Once again someone misses the point of troll (oxymoron?). Nice post. It was a freaking joke people you don't need to lecturing on high-level languages etc...

  5. No Need For Cables on Broadband To Hit The South Pole · · Score: 1

    The correct answer to the problem is to use ice to carry am optical signal using what I call a 'laser' No messy cables or expensive satellites.

  6. Re:16,000 employees? on Next-Generation Chip Fabs · · Score: 1

    tomorrow

  7. .NET is the only way to go on Who is Using Tomcat or Jetty in Production? · · Score: 2, Funny

    haha your blood pressure doubled and pulse rate jumped 15 points, call it your exercise for the day.

  8. Re:Buried fibre on Wireless Dilemma at Newton's House? · · Score: 1

    One word carrier pigeons, oh wait that's 2 words nevermind. However I have found that carrier pigeons can carry several thousand packets at a time across a gap of several hundred miles. You could approximate a fiber connection with a little less than 8,956 pigeons. Not sure how the piegons would treat your Grade A1 Building, they don't seem to get that type of thing...

  9. Re:In related news... on Linux Sales Down, But... · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is an outrage. How can Coca-Cola make these claims. Man has existed for 100's of years without Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is not mentioned once in the scriptures (unless you count the reference to coca leaves in Psalms 11) and air is mentioned several dozen times.
    Biology text books are becoming more and more like comic books. First with evolution and now Cola metabolism, Lord help our children. I will be organizing a vigal outside of Coca-Cola's offices in Atlanta, I urge all /.'er to attend. More information available at Christen Brothers Rally Under Pepsi (www.ChristBURP.org)

  10. Re:I used to on The Sims Survivor · · Score: 1

    And this one time at band camp...

  11. Re:must...avoid...reality tv... on The Sims Survivor · · Score: 1

    oh mr. all_high_mighty, let the guy be proud of whatever he wants, it's his/her life.
    and since when are there standards for pride? are there standards for love and hate too? and are these w3c or iso standards and what is the process by which one could add not watching reality shows to the above mentioned standard?
    now i am off the an aids walk in my recycled sneakers.

  12. mirror site on The Sims Survivor · · Score: 3, Funny

    here's a link to some mirrors
    don't call me a whore, just treat me like one.

  13. Link to mirrors on Wireless Internet In An Off-Grid House · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to some mirrors that load even when its cloudy...

  14. Re:Chapter 5 on JavaScript : The Definitive Guide, 4th Edition · · Score: 2, Funny
    functions

    boolean detectParents()
    usage:
    if(detectParents())
    displayPorn();

  15. Re:if you use JavaScript, you're a tool on JavaScript : The Definitive Guide, 4th Edition · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have mastered HTML and I wish to learn javascript. Once I learn some tricks in javascript will be well on my way to becoming a highly paid software engineer. All you Engineers make this stuff sound hard but all you need to remember is begin tag, end tag, unless you are using a p tag.
    <strong><i>mad skillz</i></strong>
  16. Link To Mirrors on Tech-Interview Riddles · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to a bunch of mirrors

  17. Re:Quantum Quake on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1

    are there any cheats out for this game yet?

  18. Re:fps in quake on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1

    that had to be said...

  19. Re:And Canada on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1
    The owl flys tonight, I repeat the owl flys tonight.

    The scarecrow needs more straw.

    Close the barn door or the cows will leave.

  20. Re:US is totally NON-free on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1

    did you mean free as in beer? i would have to agree with you there because my rent is a bitch.

  21. Re:The UK has less rights than the US? on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1

    I an uppity Brit, where's Mel Gibson when you need him...

  22. Re:Something to bear in mind is tradition of Freed on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1
    I don't have a problem giving the US Government the power to read my encrypted stuff. I have never encrypted anything with the thought that government might want to read this. I encrypt things because of scum that reads /. to find out ways to hack my system.

    For that matter I don't close my window blinds or lock my door because the government might be watching. I don't speak on the nervously hoping my words are be recorded. If GWB and Mr. Homeland Security thought they could magically make encryption be reversiable, I would be all for that.

    Simply outlawing it or placing export restriction or whatever token effort, does nothing but heighten the profile of encryption technology and admits your weakness.

    In short I would like to see my tax dollars used to fight battles that can be won.

  23. Re:U.S. Encryption on Crypto Restrictions Are Taking Over the World · · Score: 1

    I didn't know about the quantum computer. Could you please post the specs for this computer. How many fps can the NSA get in Quake? I think I saw a guy from the NSA last night.

  24. Re:Oh sure on Wireless Network or Weird Al? · · Score: 1

    Radio telescopes knocking out satelites, you could have Reagan and Bush Sr. alot of money with that idea. Does that mean my 4 inch refractor can turn into laser gun too? Man destroys small town with telescope film at 11.

  25. Re:cool on UCSD Students Tracking Their Friends' Locations · · Score: 1

    UCSB campus is always sunny and is made of entirely of wood and recycled aircraft tires.