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  1. Re:What about poachers "hacking" the system? on Mobile Phones for Geese and Seals · · Score: 1

    not true, i hack and i'll poach the hell out of seal. this is like a dream come true for me, i hope they are running iis cause i have to put food on the table if you know what i mean.

  2. Re:Not a great plan on Sicilian Suspension Bridge to Go Ahead · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Suspension bridges hold up better than any other type of bridge which is why are found all over the west coast and in Japan. They say the Golden Gate Bridge swayed up to 8 feet during the 7.1 Loma Prieta earthquake and was well within it's design tolerances. The weakest part of the bridge are the approaches which are cantilevered. Those sections are being retrofitted right now a cost of several hundred million dollars so that they can withstand an 8.0 earthquake.

  3. Re:533Mb/s?? on Second-Gen DDR SDRAM On The Horizon · · Score: 1

    i wish i had your network card...

  4. Re:Don't post a mirror.... on E3 Wrapup · · Score: 1

    here is a link to some mirrors. none seem to be on the waterlook network, so the minitrain is safe. you might want to consider some anger management...

  5. Re:Mirrors! Mirrors! We NEED mirrors! on E3 Wrapup · · Score: 1, Troll

    ask and you shall receive... here is a link to a bunch of mirrors

  6. the mirrors are up on E3 Wrapup · · Score: 1

    found this link to a number of mirrors

  7. Link To Mirrors on E3 Wrapup · · Score: 3, Funny

    found this link to a number of mirrors

  8. mirrors on Echelon Architect Interviewed · · Score: 1

    here is a link to some mirrors

  9. Re:Thank-you on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 1

    This is the funniest thread I have read in awhile. I think sometimes people take things too seriousl. This is an obvious attempt at humor. If I only had mod points...

  10. Re:Simple DIY VGA-LCD converter on Reusing Laptop LCDs for DIY Projects? · · Score: 1

    The keyword in his question was SIMPLE Projects with laptop LCDs. Please keep the post more like, LCD make great frisbees or can you a imgaine a beowulfe cluster of these?

  11. Re:PERU 0WNZ on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 1

    dude you need a better job.

  12. Re:Little steps at a time .... on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 1

    php translated into spanish is actually asp.
    it is also worth noting that "open source software" translated from spanish means literally "the expensive stuff mr.gates sells"
    not sure what all the fuss is about...

  13. Re:Lets write him in on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you kidding, the way Slashdot readers spell he would be lucky to get a single vote. Earlier post couldn't even figure out his last name...

  14. Re:Gotta love this guy. on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe he could get an H1-B visa. It seems likely that there no US citizens that have the skills needed to be Commander-In-Chief.

  15. Re:Gotta love this guy. on Interview with Dr. Villanueva · · Score: 0

    I am pretty sure you need at least a green card to be president...

  16. Re:Variable Names on What is Well-Commented Code? · · Score: 1

    I never found out if this is true. But a boss of mine once said we should never use comments that have the word "hack" or "bug" or "incomplete" because the comments could be used against you in a lawsuit. He said a software development shop was sued because of the comments in their code...

  17. 50 people == mid-sized??? on Migrating Your Office from Windows to Linux? · · Score: 1

    since when is a 50 people company considered mid-sized? that's a small to really-small in my book.
    i would tell your finance guy to figure out a way to *make* more money rather than reinstalling everyone's desktop to save a few bucks. if your largest expense your software expenses then your company is either really cheap or doesn't need the computers you own.

  18. Links to mirrors on Quickies from a Galaxy Far Far Away · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems all the sites listed are slashdotted. Here is a link to at least one mirror

  19. Re:please use the ass gasket!!! on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 1

    Missing the point entirly. The germs on my ass are mine. They are like pets, I feed them, I take them for walks, I bath them, sometimes I even talk to them.
    The germs on other people's ass are not cool. The germs on large fat men are really not cool.
    Just do yourself a favor and use the ass gasket. I know you can rationalize everything away to I hardly ever get sick but the fact remains at the barest minimum a thin sheet of paper should seperate you from a fat man's ass(unless you are married to him).
    Think of it another way. If you had to lie down and spoon with a 300 lbs truck driver from Baton Rogue would you want him to be wearing clothes or not? Wait, don't answer that...

  20. I Read It On Slashdot, It Must Be True on Under Attack by PanIP's Patent Lawyers? · · Score: 1

    This is a farce. You would think "editors" at slashdot would have better bullshit detectors than this! The could have atleast made up some fake legal looking documents and a sob story about an out of work BBQ repair man...

  21. please use the ass gasket!!! on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 1

    how can you not use a "ass gasket"? to put your ass on a piece of plastic that some dude 5 minutes earlier was squirting out last night's undercooked/overspiced chicken curry is just plain wrong.
    for the love of god, use an ass gasket when available and do not, i repeat, do not subject you ass to a public restroom toilet seat.
    as for the rest of your post, i generally agree.

  22. Re:Clean everything on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 1
    "for someone such as myself that has a basement full of no less than eight workstations/servers "

    Now who has an Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder? Jeez, the pot calling the kettle black. The guy likes a clean computer. Can you blame him?
    Me I throw out my keyboard every 6 months and shell out 20 bucks for a new one...

  23. Re:cooool on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only does it keep you immune system strong, ingested bacteria is an important source of protein in the office worker's diet. Consider it an employer sponsored daily all-you-can-eat bacteria buffet.

  24. Re:UK residents, vote Liberal Democrat today on Is Starband's Satellite Internet Service Palatable? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who are you kidding! You have been and always will be the laptop of the world's most dominate super power, get over yourself. We throw you a couple of crumbs and don't laugh at you when you talk funny but to think that who you elect is going to change your lot in life is naive. You should have never messed with Mel Gibson, that was your downfall. Cheers.

  25. Page 6 The Final Page on Behind The "Work-At-Home" Street Spam Signs · · Score: 0, Funny

    With a little internet research, I was able find the Sally Mizatch, yet another success story in Herbalife's promotional material. Sally lived in Auburn, a small town near Sacramento. I gave Sally a call and told her what I was doing and ask if would have some time to meet. I drove up to Auburn on an early Saturday afternoon meet Sally at a local ice cream parlor. Sally arrived in a remarkably non-descript black Honda Civic. Sally was an attractive woman in her early 30's, a graduate of Chico State, a public university several hours from Sacramento. Sally had majored in business and had worked several years for starting with Herbalife. Sally has sold over $80,000 dollars of Herbalife products, last month alone, through a distribution network she set-up in Vietnam and parts of China. Sally invited me back to offices to observe her operations. Sally's office turned out to be a Motel 6 outside of town. Inside her motel room she offered me a drink, while she slipped into something more comfortable. Not knowing where this was leading I hesitated to remove any clothing and instead gulped by Scotch and poured another. Sally came out where a red silk teddy and sat down next to me. I slowly ran my hand up the inside of her thigh to find a large sac containing 2 walnut sized balls and rather large, partially aroused, cock. Not wanting to miss my opportunity for the story of the century, I quickly dropped to my knees went to town on Sally's cock. Sally if you are out there please call me back...