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  1. Re:wow on University of Twente Back Online · · Score: 1

    Federal law requires that 1 out 3 homes built must have a "major design element" from the White House. So it answer your question yes most houses are white and large pillars. It is good that you Brits are watching Fresh Prince to better understand the complex culture and sociological underpinnings of the great country USA. You next assignment will be to watch Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

  2. Re:this is terrorism on DOS Attacks On DNS Provider · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You are from Europe aren't you?

  3. Re:Maybe not a DoS? on DOS Attacks On DNS Provider · · Score: 3, Funny

    I use to work for a large internet company in Virginia we use to do these types of things all the time. It is a dirty little secret of the hosting community that large amounts of funds are currently being channeled to companies that suffer attacks large scale attacks to strengthen their infrastructure. I know from personal experince that these government kickbacks are sometimes abused by receiptants.
    Not only are the hosting companies after the anti-terror funds. The sysadmin's orchastrate these 'attacks' to gain 'relations' with the investigating FBI Special Agents. If you have not seen the women agents in the FBI's Computer Crimes Division do yourself a huge favor. Most of these 'attacks' orginated from internal addresses and it was typically on one of the sysadmin's birthday treats. I personally of gotten '7-digits' from these agents on numerous occasions and one of these lucky agents will be the mother of my children.

  4. Re:Which is why.. on "Smart" Billboards Debut in Sacramento · · Score: 1

    Are you saying the Russian mob is selling the F22?

  5. Re:Excessive change rate on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 1

    You have a shitty job

  6. Re:this is nice on Living with Darth Vader · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd rather be a Han Solo (and get some ass) than be Luke Skywalker (and get nothing).
    Do you have any idea how pathtic that sounds? Star Wars is about the stuggle between good and evil. It's about facing your greatest fears. It's about looking right into you father's eyes and forgiving him for the sexual abuse when you were 12. Hope I didn't spoil Episode 3 for anyone.

  7. Re:Linux watch on Real PDA Wristwatch · · Score: 1

    *cough*bullshit*cough*

  8. Re:Don't actually do this! on "Red is Dead" Optical Mice LED Change · · Score: 1
    625,000 nanometers

    don't you 6.25 kilometers? you sound so smart and then you can't even figure out the metric system.

  9. Re:I've read this paper and it was clear enough to on Theoretical Physics Breakthrough or Hoax? · · Score: 1

    Mod the parent up. This man or woman has summed the feelings of the entire /. community. Physic Genius' post are some the best reading on /. His grammer is flawless. His spelling first-rate. His wit unmatched.

  10. Re:Uhh...no on EMI Customer Relations Tells It Like It Is · · Score: 1

    Most programmers and musicians I know want to get paid. You know the bling bling. Cash money. That's all and anyone who tells you differently is a damned liar.

  11. Re:Big deal on Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets Leaked · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that if you are willing to wait a few months the movie industry allows you rent the movie for a couple of days for a small fee. If you decided you really like the movie you may decide to purchase the media for your own personal collection. Cutting edge stuff.

  12. I Found This Book Perfect on SQL Fundamentals · · Score: 0, Troll

    Of course I took all the databases courses at DeVry but they never covered this obscure topic. I was recently laid off as an HTML Programmer for a Fortune 5000 Company. During my job search I found many other programming positions required knowledge of SQL in addition to HTML.
    I read this book in a long weekend and am ready to design mission critical HTML and SQL application for your business.

  13. Re:Hardly on Microsoft's New Hurdles · · Score: 2

    My guess is they did not write the entire operating system during 1995 but your basic math skill should be applauded.
    Nevermind the fact that over half the code in win95 is 3.1 goo that might be older than the box of condoms in your nightstand.

  14. DeVry University Introduces on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 2
    DeVry University Introduces Document Engineering.

    Double you earning potential with a Document Engineering degree at DeVry. Learn the tricks of complex word processing applications. The benefits of PDF. Design your own fonts. Impress your boss with macros, a complex programming technique for changing the color of fonts.

    Don't settle for being a low paid technical writer or an out of work HTML Guru.

  15. Re:Sorry boys on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 2
    I'm a document engineer.

    aka a secretary . oh wait you know VB, you must be an engineer.

  16. Re:Light interference for display tech? on New Display Technology to Compete with LCDs? · · Score: 2

    Do you really think holograms work? I got a little one that was being handed out in front of a strip club and let me tell you these thing lot absolutely nothing like the real thing.

  17. Re:Here in Canada on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 2

    Only problem is that pay you with Canadian Dollars. The only thing you can buy with the pretend Greenback are houses on Boardwalk(but only if you also own Park Place). Me, I'd rather land on Free Parking.
    Now I would pay a Canadian big bucks to fix their anthem. O'Canada our home and native land...

  18. Re:Here in Canada on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 2

    Here's a tree, get a rope...

  19. The Point You Are Missing Is on Xbox Receives Linux Mandrake 9.0 · · Score: 2

    Each xbox going to someone for the sole purpose of running linux hurts MS because it removes one more xbox from the pool of contributing to their recurring revenue stream, selling games. Each xbox diverted from its true purpose is a good thing(tm).
    The probability of convincing enough people not to buy xbox to make a difference is very small.
    There is a very good probability that a significant number of xbox could be diverted from their recurring revenue with a solid linux port.

  20. Re:Quote... on Servers with a Smile · · Score: 2

    that works out to about 1 line of code per day. good work larry.

  21. I Saw This Show In Vegas on Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Stomp Linux" is an excellent production, clever choregraphy and wonderful Celtic tunes. A truly worthwhile followup to "The Sprit of The Dance." I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats...

  22. I Saw This Show In Vegas on Ballmer Wants to "Stomp Linux" Using MS community · · Score: 1

    It was excellent, Stomp Linux had clever choregraphy and wonderful Celtic tunes. I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats...

  23. Re:It gets worse on "L33T" Speak Invades Schools · · Score: 1

    serves you right for going ITT.

  24. Re:I was lucky... on Cern Mass Produces Anti-Hydrogen · · Score: 1

    Cooling antiprotons is a very simple process. Approximatly 20 feet of copper tubing is coiled and placed in an insulated box. Super-cooled H2O cubes are then dumped into the insulated box, surrounding the coil. A large cylinder of antiprotons, aka a keg or half-barrel, is attached to the copper tubing. At the other end of the tubing is a small valve, aka a tap. The antiprotons are cooled as they moved through the cooper tubing and delivered to the waiting glass.

  25. In Other News on Microsoft Planning Digital Restrictions Server · · Score: 2, Funny

    The RIAA moved to block the sale of personal home amplification systems that exceed 10 watts. The recording industry sited decreasing sales coupled with an almost runaway phenomenon of college students 'sharing' music by playing it extreme amplification. RIAA lawyers cited previous ruling against peer-to-peer networks saying that differences between sound waves and ip packets are negligible to copyright holder.