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  1. Re:This "story" is click bait on Pre-Election Discussion · · Score: 1

    Did someone say something?

  2. Re:Morons! on Online Game Event Sparks Player Riot · · Score: 1

    Dude that's what role playing is for!

  3. Re:Not A Very Frightening Image on Online Game Event Sparks Player Riot · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well your virtual Ferrari didn't get it's windshield kicked in now did it? Your supermodel wife didn't cut you off from sex for 3 days to protest did she? Your custom built 100,000 sq. ft. castle with a magical jelly bean machine wasn't threaten by a menacing pack of thugs was it?
    Fear, my friend, is only present a person with so much to lose.

  4. Re:Morons! on Online Game Event Sparks Player Riot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy crap. What sided-die do you use to see if you escape the gas chamber?

  5. Re:Portable on XM to Launch Satellite Radio Handheld? · · Score: 1

    He's talking about the Gulf War. World War II was not the only war in mordern history, some people...

  6. Re:Humans... on "Phishing" Attacks to Increase · · Score: 1

    and if you wear sluty clothes you deserve to get raped.

  7. Re:Nothing on What's The Linux Kernel Worth? · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Who gets to sell Linux in any shape or form. Anyone who has worked on it as specificly given up the right to sell their work.

  8. Re:Energy Conversion on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 2, Funny

    The US Air Force needs to seriously consider using their time machine to go back and prevent the leak of anti-matter weapons.

  9. Re:Features vs Function on Canon's new 16.7MP Digital SLR, with WiFi · · Score: 1

    All they need now is VOIP.

  10. Re:should the gov decide who has the right to marr on Submit and Moderate Questions for Bush and Kerry · · Score: 1

    Actually polgamy is a great arguement. If there is no constitutional ban on polygamy why should there be a ban on gay marriage. And shouldn't a constitutional amendment define marriage (i.e. min age, bloodline restriction, number of partners, sex of partners etc. If marriage is such a national insitution is should be straightforward to define the insitution in the constitution. If gay marriage is such an obviously bad thing why not let each state pass laws outlawing? Since when did the republicans become federalists? I personally, like George Bush, am all for a huge federal government. I would like to propose a constitutional amendment requiring the State of California to replace the golden bear with a vagina.

  11. That's It on Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements · · Score: 1

    Finally a reason to go and get a windows box. I have had all of my corporate secrets stolen 4 times in the last month via a usb device.

  12. Re:Ok on Sony Endorsing Open Graphics Format For PS3 · · Score: 1

    Managers have people to open their croutons but they are still busy.

  13. Re:Truly amazing... Well, kind of amazing on Sony Endorsing Open Graphics Format For PS3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sony has obviously ripped a page out of The Art of War(tm). Your enemy's enemy is your friend's friend. Likewise your friend's enemy is your enemy's friend. Furthermore the enemy of your enemy is the friend of your friend. Please remember though your enemy is not your friend.

  14. Re:Don't encourage them on U2 Threatens to Release Album Early on iTunes · · Score: 1

    Seriously, iTunes kills me with the AAC. I am a huge U2 fan but will only listen to OGG format sorry Apple (love your computers hate your compression). Anything else (besides wav) hurts my ears and gives me soft stool.

  15. Re:Bah on Stallman Pushes For Free BIOS · · Score: 1

    Which is probably why the hardware vendors hate the idea. Anything they can do to shorten the upgrade cycle add to their profits.

  16. Re:Still haven't tried these newfangled RSS reader on When RSS Traffic Looks Like a DDoS · · Score: 0, Troll

    www.google.com
    This amazing site gets a number of news feeds but it also empowers you to find your own damn reader.

  17. Re:What about a scheduler? on When RSS Traffic Looks Like a DDoS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bad idea. Everyone knows that most headlines are made at the top of the hour. Thus, A.M. radio always give news headlines "at-the-top-of-hour." RSS reader should be given the same timely updates.
    Related to this is the fact that most traffic accidents happen "on the twenties." Human nature is a curious and seemingly very predictable thing.

  18. Re:Revision of the Standard on When RSS Traffic Looks Like a DDoS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And there is a one word solution, peer to peer. The whole torrent concept is what is needed.

  19. Re:Perfect! on IPv6 is Here · · Score: 1

    never need SSN online
    Citibank is always emailing me asking me to enter my SSN and account number for a routine security check. It got really tiresome so I wrote a really nifty macro in Outlook to navigate to the security check link and enter my SSN and account number everytime the email arrives.

  20. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 1

    What I second does that mean that Linus owns stock in Microsoft? Damn this crazy, crazy stuff.

  21. Re:Well on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 2, Insightful
    IE is making a strategic push into the pron surfer user segment. Blocking pop-up from pop-ups is a huge productivity boost to all porn surfers. Other minor enhancements will definitly scratch the itch of many porn surfers as well. This clearly lays the groundwork for totally dominatation of the porn industry by Microsoft.

    As IE becomes the browser of choice for porn surfing, a larger question opens up. Will millions of teen age boys grow up staring glassy eyed at an IE browser and not some other dirty browser. What long term effects will this have on Microsoft mindshare amoung young adults? And how effectively does it counter Apple's education play for mindshare? 30 years from now are you telling me the CIO of a major company is going remove Microsoft from the enterprise when he has been masterbating with IE for the better part of his life?

  22. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 1

    I don't think Ford sells gas or owns radio stations, probably due to some kind of anti-trust obligation.

  23. Re:Proof of Concept on First Bank Transfer via Quantum Cryptography · · Score: 1

    Right, that is why we must go after and attack all the evil-do'ers.

  24. Re:cell phones aren't near obnoxious enough on WirelessCabin: Use Your Mobile Phone on Airplanes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where the fuck are you flying to/from?

  25. Re:Could prevent another 9-11 on WirelessCabin: Use Your Mobile Phone on Airplanes · · Score: 1

    So can a flare gun but they won't let me bring that onboard either.