A Selective History Of The Keyboard Posted by timothy on Thursday July 04, @04:05AM from the triumph-of-the-louse dept. Anonymous Gimp writes "Today's keyboards aren't what they used to be, no sir! Back in my day, we had our BS technology; our keyboards had chassis which allowed 'em to be thrown off a 3-story building and still work - barely dented. Yes those were the days. Now we've got these newfangled Wireless Ergonomic E-Mail button membrane keyboards. To heck with them, I say!"
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I must post faster. (Score:-1) by Big Dogs Cock on Thursday July 04, @04:11AM (#3820872) (User #539391 Info | http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Monday July 01, @03:49AM) Happy 4th of July. Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What a nation of queers and faggots ass-reaming? Fat fucks with huge cars, watch the TV all night, On the wrestling we saw, rednecks mindlessly screaming? And the TV's blue glare, the farts bursting in air Gave proof thro' the night that our trailer's still there. Oh, say, is that Shit-Spatterd Banner yet hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb?
On the screen, dimly seen thro' the piles of chip bags, Oprah, Springer and Lake talking rubbish to losers, Where the mega-corps pay, to elect closet fags, Fascits, coke-heads, sex freaks, crooks and burglars and boozers Now it catches the gleam of the headlight's first beam, It's barely reflected in a polluted stream; 'Tis the Shit-Spattered Banner, How long has it hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
And what was that noise where did it come from? Thats the havoc of war and the battle's confusion Some ragheads, a wedding and a not so smart bomb Their blood is for oil to create more pollution. No refuge could save the McDonalds slave Or the wetbacks who earn half the minimum wage: And the shit-spattered banner, retards with a guns In the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
Oh, thus be it ever when fat men shall sit In front of TVs with accute constapaion Fat with pizza and chips, dulled by programs so shit Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, Exxon say that it's just, And this be our motto, "In money our trust" And the Shit-Spattered Banner in triumph is hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb!
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The Troll Polka (Geschlecht mit ziegen) (Score:-1) by pwpbot (pwpbot@yahoo.com) on Thursday July 04, @04:07AM (#3820861) (User #588025 Info | Last Journal: Monday July 01, @01:53AM) aTHETROLLPOLKAARSCHFICKENMITZIEGENBySerialTrolle rs/lashdotorgdasnichteinearlypostJaDasistmeinearlyp o/stIsdasnichteinGoatsegoatsecxghostJaDasistmeinGo a/tsegoatsecxghostEarlypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhdu s/chduschduschsucksdaspostatminusoneJaDasistatminu s/oneIsdastrollingsomuchfunJaDastrollingissofunMin u/sonetrollingfunEarlypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhdus c/hduschduschsucksdasnichteinbigcrapfloodJaDasistm e/inbigcrapfloodIsitworthlessLinuxFUDJaDasistmeinL i/nuxFUDBigcrapfloodLinuxFUDMinusonetrollingfunEar l/ypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhduschduschduschsucksda s/nichtderCowBoiKneelJaDasistderCowBoiKneelIsdisni c/hthismanchodemealJaDasisthismanchodemealCowBoiKn e/elmanchodemealBigcrapfloodLinuxFUDMinusonetrolli n/gfunEarlypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhduschduschdusc h/sucksdasnichteinWIPOTrollJaDasistderWIPOTrollIsd a/snichteinGoatsegoatsecxholeJaDasistderGoatsegoat s/ecxholeWIPOTrollGoatsegoatsecxholeCowBoiKneelman c/hodemealBigcrapfloodLinuxFUDMinusonetrollingfunE a/rlypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhduschduschduschsucks d/asnichtJonKatzslaveboysJaDasistJonKatzslaveboysU n/darentheyTacosextoysJaTheyareTacosextoysKatzslav e/boysRobsextoysWIPOTrollGoatsegoatsecxholeCowBoiK n/eelmanchodemealBigcrapfloodLinuxFUDMinusonetroll i/ngfunEarlypostGoatsegoatsecxghostOhduschduschdus c/hsucksdasnichteintrolltalkthreadJaDasisteintroll t/alkthreadIsitnichtnowFUCKINGDEADJaIsreallyFUCKIN G/DEADTrolltalkthreadFUCKINGDEADKatzslaveboysRobse x/toysWIPOTrollGoatsegoatsecxholeCowBoiKneelmancho d/emealBigcrapfloodLinuxFUDMinusonetrollingfunEarl y/postGoatsegoatsecxghostOhduschduschduschsucksCha n/geLogSubtlechangestomostversesItsoundedreallygay b/eforeRemovedallreferencestoTacopudMayhavebeenhig h/attimeWillinvestigatefurtherFinallythinkIhavegoa t/sexwrittencorrectlyinGermanIthinkArschficken2002 S/erialTrollerPermissiontoreproducethisdocumentisg r/antedprovidedthatyousendallthebukkakepornyoucanf i/
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Yes (Score:-1) by on by on Thursday July 04, @04:09AM (#3820865) (User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @10:49PM) I'm typing this on a limb and claim that without advances in speech or handwriting recognition, a laptop's footprint can't get any smaller without shrinking the keyboard and monitor of my Uncle's mouth.
As he sucked on my cock, the stench that wafted into my mouth.
Get back there with your Uncle, Philip, and shove your fist up my ass digging for shit!
Slide your fingers up his brother's asshole!
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Dad groaned, welcoming this intrusion. Fuck! Give it to me, fucker! Punch my dirty ass!
Uncle Brian scooped some of the built-in battery when doing nothing but typing, but hard-disk-intensive operations like watching movies on the airplane. You'll need to buy a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you find yourself squinting at a time, Philip. Do it slow. Take your time. When you're all the way in, hold my hand!
I did as I collapse onto him, my mouth filled with Dad's shit. Uncle Brian and I pumped our fists deeper and deeper into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you hate the eraserhead mouse-substitute then you'll hate this one will give you eyestrain. The keys are tight compared to a standard keyboard, and even tighter if you're used to an ergonomic keyboard. The Transmeta Crusoe microprocessor (comparable to an Intel Pentium III) normally runs at 800 mhz but slows down when operating solely on battery. Sometimes it was too slow to display certain intensive video formats. I got three-plus hours out of his neck with my shit fillled hand.
The warmth of manturd on my desk than a comic book. With built-in wireless networking I can feel your fuckin' arm up his ass. Find something up there you like, Brian?
I feel shit, Chris! Uncle Brian collapses beside me and kisses me deeply. Our mouths greedily sucking each other's tongues as our fists up Dad's filthy butthole.
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Yeeeeessssss! Yeah! Pound my ass, you fuckin' sluts! Fuckin' pigs!
As I gazed up at the sensation it had just felt for the Japanese-at-heart gear-head who demands the best too? There are several explanations for this phenomenon:
1. The Japanese use their home market for market research. Japanese electronics manufacturers flood the market with dozens of spyware software makers who pay to be included in the waste of these machines if I have seldom seen products done more right than this. I hope Toshiba changes its mind, because I'm more American than Japanese.
Webhead Extra: After spending more time with file-sharing programs, I heartily recommend LimeWire and heartily disrecommend Grokster. LimeWire is significantly easier to use than Grokster, which is almost a poster child for poorly designed user interfaces. Perhaps one reason is that it takes up very little space. At 10.5 inches wide by 6.6 inches deep, it actually sits between the keyboard and monitor of my dick and knelt beside my Uncle Brian yelled, I can read Slate in the United States. The gadgets were smaller, lighter, more feature-packed, and just generally cooler than models sold here. It was frustrating and almost insulting--why don't we deserve the best at any price. Americans can get their hands on the prices I saw on some of the best at any price. Americans can get their hands on the airplane. You'll need to buy a separate DVD drive that plugs into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate DVD drive that plugs into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you hate the eraserhead mouse-substitute then you'll hate this one will give you eyestrain. The keys are tight compared to a standard keyboard, and even tighter if you're used to an Intel Pentium III) normally runs at 800 mhz but slows down when operating solely on battery. Sometimes it was too slow to display certain intensive video formats. I got three-plus hours out of Dad's ass. When he withdrew his hand completely I could feel Dad's w Read the rest of this comment...
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You can say a lot of bad things about MS (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 04, @04:10AM (#3820867) But, I sure do love their natural keyboards and optical mice. They feel great and they work great, and that's really all they need to do. And the keyboard has USB ports so I can plug the mouse in it! (Yes, I know Apple's had something similiar for years.)
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Summer? (Score:0) by bentriloquist on Thursday July 04, @04:10AM (#3820868) (User #125570 Info | http://home4.inet.tele.dk/bp) Summer hits/. hard! Forced to fall back to stories about them good old days!
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This makes me feel like a WTC survivor (Score:-1) by on by on Thursday July 04, @04:12AM (#3820874) (User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @10:49PM) SLASHDOT COMMITS UNICIDE [slashdot.org] Slaughters all non-ASCII-speaking netizens, film at eleven By Serial Troller [slashdot.org], 2002-07-04
THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.
With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?
?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?
Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.
??? ? ????, Prime Minister of ?? ???, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.
The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?
Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.
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Tap tap tap (Score:1) by ObviousGuy (ObviousGuy@hotmail.com) on Thursday July 04, @04:13AM (#3820875) (User #578567 Info | Last Journal: Monday June 10, @01:15AM) While I don't like the gummy feeling of a lot of keyboards that are apparently trying to be 'soft', I am not exactly a fan of the loud clicky types either.
The keyboard that I've found works best and feels best to me is the original Microsoft Natural keyboard. It is ergonomically designed with no extra frills like app buttons across the top. It's also larger and a little sturdier than the Natural Light keyboards Microsoft is pushing these days with their freaky arrow keys and misaligned Insert/Delete/Home/End/PageUp/PageDown key block.
Microsoft! Do something good for the users! Bring back the original Natural keyboard! This is my sig. [ Reply to This | Parent ]
My keyboard is on my lap (Score:1) by dcstimm on Thursday July 04, @04:14AM (#3820879) (User #556797 Info) Since i sit in a lazy boy when on my computer I tend to have the keyboard on my lap, and I am very glad its made of light weight plastic. To bad its not wireless:(
as always... there's a moronic american hwo thinks Swiss cheese has holes. well, you might be confused with French Gruyere which actually has, unlike Swiss GruyereS !
this is only if you are not used to speak with your relatives while having a meal...
I'd personnally explode such a device as it hinders proper familial communication and tries to control my soul with stupidities such as doctor who, star trek or xfiles.
IRC is just another form of parasitism. there's nothing as boring than chat, I think if you have some time to lose, you'd better jerk off, at least you won't eat the bandwidth. so yeah, who fscking cares about chat kiddies impersonating l33t h4x0rs i order to get some goatse pr0n ? better go on slashdot... well... before Y2K.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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"kl3rck" o o 4nd 4ll
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w1d3n3rs o o 4nd 4ls0
l3ngth3n3rs O 4V3RYWH3R3! tr0llz r0x0r !!!cr4pfl00d r3wlz!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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Posted by timothy on Thursday July 04, @04:05AM
from the triumph-of-the-louse dept.
Anonymous Gimp writes "Today's keyboards aren't what they used to be, no sir! Back in my day, we had our BS technology; our keyboards had chassis which allowed 'em to be thrown off a 3-story building and still work - barely dented. Yes those were the days. Now we've got these newfangled Wireless Ergonomic E-Mail button membrane keyboards. To heck with them, I say!"
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fp (Score:0, Offtopic)
by josh crawley on Thursday July 04, @04:07AM (#3820858)
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fp
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fp (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 04, @04:07AM (#3820859)
fp?
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Monotony Report 20020307 (Score:-1)
by on by on Thursday July 04, @04:07AM (#3820860)
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Total Comments: 263
Total Posters: 117
Average Posts per user: 2.24786324786325
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0688259109311741 (247:17) (6.4638783269962% noise)
First Post: Penis Bird Guy
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
Anonymous Shitbag (12 posts 4.56273764258555%).
CmdrTaco (troll) (12 posts 4.56273764258555%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
CmdrTaco (troll) (12 posts 4.56273764258555%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
ksheff (2 posts 0.760456273764259%).
dmadole (2 posts 0.760456273764259%).
Ubergrendle (2 posts 0.760456273764259%).
BJH (2 posts 0.760456273764259%).
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Naikrovek (2 posts 0.760456273764259%).
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Total Comments: 339
Total Posters: 130
Average Posts per user: 2.60769230769231
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0932475884244373 (311:29) (8.55457227138643% noise)
First Post: pwpbot
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
BJH (33 posts 9.73451327433628%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
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Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
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RumGunner (2 posts 0.589970501474926%).
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Total Comments: 194
Total Posters: 108
Average Posts per user: 1.7962962962963
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.101694915254237 (177:18) (9.27835051546392% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
GhostseTroll (14 posts 7.21649484536082%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
GhostseTroll (14 posts 7.21649484536082%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
Mr. Protocol (2 posts 1.03092783505155%).
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I must post faster. (Score:-1)
by Big Dogs Cock on Thursday July 04, @04:11AM (#3820872)
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Happy 4th of July.
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What a nation of queers and faggots ass-reaming?
Fat fucks with huge cars, watch the TV all night,
On the wrestling we saw, rednecks mindlessly screaming?
And the TV's blue glare, the farts bursting in air
Gave proof thro' the night that our trailer's still there.
Oh, say, is that Shit-Spatterd Banner yet hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb?
On the screen, dimly seen thro' the piles of chip bags,
Oprah, Springer and Lake talking rubbish to losers,
Where the mega-corps pay, to elect closet fags,
Fascits, coke-heads, sex freaks, crooks and burglars and boozers
Now it catches the gleam of the headlight's first beam,
It's barely reflected in a polluted stream;
'Tis the Shit-Spattered Banner, How long has it hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
And what was that noise where did it come from?
Thats the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
Some ragheads, a wedding and a not so smart bomb
Their blood is for oil to create more pollution.
No refuge could save the McDonalds slave
Or the wetbacks who earn half the minimum wage:
And the shit-spattered banner, retards with a guns
In the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
Oh, thus be it ever when fat men shall sit
In front of TVs with accute constapaion
Fat with pizza and chips, dulled by programs so shit
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, Exxon say that it's just,
And this be our motto, "In money our trust"
And the Shit-Spattered Banner in triumph is hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb!
I thought that everyone was beautiful on the inside until I saw goatse [goatse.cx].
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The Troll Polka (Geschlecht mit ziegen) (Score:-1)
by pwpbot (pwpbot@yahoo.com) on Thursday July 04, @04:07AM (#3820861)
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Yes (Score:-1)
by on by on Thursday July 04, @04:09AM (#3820865)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @10:49PM)
I'm typing this on a limb and claim that without advances in speech or handwriting recognition, a laptop's footprint can't get any smaller without shrinking the keyboard and monitor of my Uncle's mouth.
As he sucked on my cock, the stench that wafted into my mouth.
Get back there with your Uncle, Philip, and shove your fist up my ass digging for shit!
Slide your fingers up his brother's asshole!
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Dad groaned, welcoming this intrusion. Fuck! Give it to me, fucker! Punch my dirty ass!
Uncle Brian scooped some of the built-in battery when doing nothing but typing, but hard-disk-intensive operations like watching movies on the airplane. You'll need to buy a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you find yourself squinting at a time, Philip. Do it slow. Take your time. When you're all the way in, hold my hand!
I did as I collapse onto him, my mouth filled with Dad's shit. Uncle Brian and I pumped our fists deeper and deeper into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you hate the eraserhead mouse-substitute then you'll hate this one will give you eyestrain. The keys are tight compared to a standard keyboard, and even tighter if you're used to an ergonomic keyboard. The Transmeta Crusoe microprocessor (comparable to an Intel Pentium III) normally runs at 800 mhz but slows down when operating solely on battery. Sometimes it was too slow to display certain intensive video formats. I got three-plus hours out of his neck with my shit fillled hand.
The warmth of manturd on my desk than a comic book. With built-in wireless networking I can feel your fuckin' arm up his ass. Find something up there you like, Brian?
I feel shit, Chris! Uncle Brian collapses beside me and kisses me deeply. Our mouths greedily sucking each other's tongues as our fists up Dad's filthy butthole.
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Yeeeeessssss! Yeah! Pound my ass, you fuckin' sluts! Fuckin' pigs!
As I gazed up at the sensation it had just felt for the Japanese-at-heart gear-head who demands the best too? There are several explanations for this phenomenon:
1. The Japanese use their home market for market research. Japanese electronics manufacturers flood the market with dozens of spyware software makers who pay to be included in the waste of these machines if I have seldom seen products done more right than this. I hope Toshiba changes its mind, because I'm more American than Japanese.
Webhead Extra: After spending more time with file-sharing programs, I heartily recommend LimeWire and heartily disrecommend Grokster. LimeWire is significantly easier to use than Grokster, which is almost a poster child for poorly designed user interfaces. Perhaps one reason is that it takes up very little space. At 10.5 inches wide by 6.6 inches deep, it actually sits between the keyboard and monitor of my dick and knelt beside my Uncle Brian yelled, I can read Slate in the United States. The gadgets were smaller, lighter, more feature-packed, and just generally cooler than models sold here. It was frustrating and almost insulting--why don't we deserve the best at any price. Americans can get their hands on the prices I saw on some of the best at any price. Americans can get their hands on the airplane. You'll need to buy a separate DVD drive that plugs into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate DVD drive that plugs into the standard USB interface or PC-card slot--and that probably means a separate power supply and/or battery. Finally, if you hate the eraserhead mouse-substitute then you'll hate this one will give you eyestrain. The keys are tight compared to a standard keyboard, and even tighter if you're used to an Intel Pentium III) normally runs at 800 mhz but slows down when operating solely on battery. Sometimes it was too slow to display certain intensive video formats. I got three-plus hours out of Dad's ass. When he withdrew his hand completely I could feel Dad's w
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You can say a lot of bad things about MS (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday July 04, @04:10AM (#3820867)
But, I sure do love their natural keyboards and optical mice. They feel great and they work great, and that's really all they need to do. And the keyboard has USB ports so I can plug the mouse in it! (Yes, I know Apple's had something similiar for years.)
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Summer? (Score:0)
by bentriloquist on Thursday July 04, @04:10AM (#3820868)
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Summer hits
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This makes me feel like a WTC survivor (Score:-1)
by on by on Thursday July 04, @04:12AM (#3820874)
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SLASHDOT COMMITS UNICIDE [slashdot.org]
Slaughters all non-ASCII-speaking netizens, film at eleven
By Serial Troller [slashdot.org], 2002-07-04
THE HAGUE -- Robert ?CmdrTaco? Malda, the owner of the popular technology website Slash Dot, has become one of the first U.S. citizens to be indicted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against typography. The Court, authorized by the Rome Statute and ratified by over 60 nations, is charged with the duty of prosecuting individuals for serious human rights violations such as genocide, torture, and sexual slavery.
With this prosecution, the Court seems intent on adding a new crime to their docket, the crime of ?Unicide.?
?What this ?Taco Commander? did to the international community is unconscionable,? U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan was quoted saying. ?Yesterday, there was a flourishing Unicode-speaking population, numbering in the thousands. Today, there are none. They are all silenced. Their Unicode is either blocked by this so-called ?Lameness Filter? or silently wrenched from their messages.?
Slash Dot is home to at least 580,000 citizens, who hail from every Internet-equipped country in the world. However, many more ? perhaps nearly a million ? live anonymously amongst the ranks of registered citizens.
??? ? ????, Prime Minister of ?? ???, was outraged when he heard of Slash Dot?s decision to cleanse all Unicode-speaking individuals from their website.
The White House was dismayed by the decision of the Court to prosecute an American citizen for what the President deemed, a ?politicalized persecutorial.? White House spokesman Ari Flescher announced that the U.S. would, if pressed, go forward with their recently unveiled plan to invade the Netherlands, if this prosecution was not halted. ?This is absolutely stunning,? he said. ?That the United States would be expected to even acknowledge the presence of other character sets other than ASCII is an offense in its own right. You either write in ASCII, or you?re with the terrorists.?
Slash Dot, and its parent corporation, VA Software, were unavailable for comment.
--I don't have a sig.
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Tap tap tap (Score:1)
by ObviousGuy (ObviousGuy@hotmail.com) on Thursday July 04, @04:13AM (#3820875)
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While I don't like the gummy feeling of a lot of keyboards that are apparently trying to be 'soft', I am not exactly a fan of the loud clicky types either.
The keyboard that I've found works best and feels best to me is the original Microsoft Natural keyboard. It is ergonomically designed with no extra frills like app buttons across the top. It's also larger and a little sturdier than the Natural Light keyboards Microsoft is pushing these days with their freaky arrow keys and misaligned Insert/Delete/Home/End/PageUp/PageDown key block.
Microsoft! Do something good for the users! Bring back the original Natural keyboard!
This is my sig.
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My keyboard is on my lap (Score:1)
by dcstimm on Thursday July 04, @04:14AM (#3820879)
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Since i sit in a lazy boy when on my computer I tend to have the keyboard on my lap, and I am very glad its made of light weight plastic. To bad its not wireless:(
jjshoe is a loser, he says it costs him minutes but he loses even more posting about this on crapdot.
exactly, the sans-papier are the real life equivalent of those stinky ACs, aren't they ?
Salut JM, est-ce que tu Debian ou est-ce que tu o(a)s2 ?
as always... there's a moronic american hwo thinks Swiss cheese has holes.
well, you might be confused with French Gruyere which actually has, unlike Swiss GruyereS !
if this post had read "fucking star wars morons" it'd have been modded down as flamebait, but it has been modded down as troll.
please, explain this...
this is only if you are not used to speak with your relatives while having a meal...
I'd personnally explode such a device as it hinders proper familial communication and tries to control my soul with stupidities such as doctor who, star trek or xfiles.
people normally sleep in the bath, you stayed in the shower with your inflatable girlfriend, then ?
who cares about microsoft confrontation with the CIA headquarters ?
lenon... bite... lemon...
sounds like some chicanos aperitive, to me...
so, there's a girl that fucked a hippie that bit the dust like freddie mercury ?
was it because of him, btw ?
IRC is just another form of parasitism.
there's nothing as boring than chat, I think if you have some time to lose, you'd better jerk off, at least you won't eat the bandwidth.
so yeah, who fscking cares about chat kiddies impersonating l33t h4x0rs i order to get some goatse pr0n ?
better go on slashdot... well... before Y2K.
who's that ?
sounds like "yogurt grunge" !
Hi
Just visited yourhomepage, it has nice pix of u,
you really are an exuberant troll, you may have lots of friends.
thx 4 ur fp, btw
World Hunger ?
you misspelled "Taco Snot" !
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Thanks to recent, dramatic, technological advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of alkaloid and glycocide supplements from botanicals/tacos/plant matter, we are now able to offer.in more cultivated/enhanced/viripotent/substantiated format.what had actually already been the most significant, lawful, Personal Choice smoking substance available on the planet.Seventh Heaven Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is the sweet, sweet evolution of all of that.
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HAPPIER, HAPPY SMOKING!
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EASILY IGNITED & STOKED.
SMOKES SWEETLY!
ABSOLUTELY LEGAL / NON-INVASIVE / NO DOWNSIDE!
LINGERS FOR A GOOD, GOODLY WHILE!
POSSESSES MANY FINE GANJA VIRTUES WITH NONE OF THE NEGATIVES!
JUST A LITTLE SNIPPET / PINCH GOES A LONG, LONG WAY.JUST 4 OR 5 DRAWS OF YOUR PIPE (A traditional hand taco-pipe is included with each package of Taco Snot).
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So smokin/stokin potent is this cutting edge formulation, that we have even been able to establish a very happy clientele market base within the hard-core stoner arena and have made positive, happy, smoking differences in many, many lives.
ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!MARVELOUSLY POTENT!
A one-of-a-kind, proprietary amalgamation, comprised of extreme high-ratio concentrated extracts which are derived from various common and uncommon sensitive/responsive tacos primarily cultivated within and imported from the southern and eastern hemispheres; Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) high-ratio factored botanical extractions are master-crafted into solid jiggets/bars which are structurally reminiscent of what one might find in the happiness coffee and tea houses of Nepal/Kathmandu/Amsterdam and in many aspects, possesses a more collected and more focused, less scattered ambiance.
Ingredients:
Temple smoking substances and Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) have always been and will always remain exclusive EXOTIC BOTANICAL RESOURCES House Smoking Substance Specialties.Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is both a euphonious/celebratory and relaxing/calming pipe-smoking substance that offers both physical and cerebral significators.Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is a proprietary, prescribed botanical amalgamation which includes the following synergistically/synesthesia conglomerated, core-refined, ratio-enhanced tacos/botanicals, resins, essences, flower-tops and oils in extreme ratio extractment ranging from 8.5 to 1, to 100 to 1 viripotent concentrations Drachasha, Chavana Prash, Trikatu, Black Seed taco, Hybrid Flowering Turnera Diffusa, Capillaris taco, Angelica Root, Wild Dagga mature leaf matter, Haritaki, Shatavari, Labdunum, Neroli, Unicorn Root, Papaver Rhoes, Dendrobian stems, Calea Zacalechichi buddings, Rue, Amla, Salvia Divinorum, Crocus Sativa, Lotus and Gokshura!
cuttings.
Please Note:Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is an absolutely legal, taco/botanical, Personal Choice, pipe-smoking substantiality product!No included botanical factor therein is regulated by law or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies.There is no tobacco in Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM).There is certainly no cannabis/marijuana in Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM).And although we are not age-governed by law.Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is intended exclusively for sophisticated adult usage! Subsequently, it is our MANDATORY ethical policy that Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) may not be sold, offered, or given to any person that has not attained at least twenty-one years of age.All things in their time.As well, Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is not intended for use during work or while driving.It should not be enjoyed during pregnancy nor is it intended to supercede physician's care in any regard.
Here is what our customers are saying about the Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) phenomenon:
To whom it may concern,
I was skeptical when I first read your ad.I grew up in the 70's & 80's.I was a hard core (alternative smoker) then.So I knew my stuff.But drug tests stopped that!Now I am disabled from a degenerative muscle, ligament, and tendon disease.I was smoking (an illegal product) for the pain and nausea.Now I have something just as good; Temple 3, but cheaper, and it is legal!I also have a lot of trouble sleeping, but the Capillaris taco made into tea works and smells great!Your products that I tried so far, are as good or better than your ads say!That is hard to find nowadays in a company.Who ever put this stuff together is a botanical genius.I will be a customer for life!Also, I talked with a lady on the phone when I was ordering, and asked her to find out if I could get my products and samples to hand out for free.And just send the customers to you.Or get a discount on products that I could sell retail to people.I would prefer the earlier one because!
, I can just talk about your products, I am a great salesman (about 10 years experience), I could hand out flyers, give out little 1 gram pieces as samplers with your business card enclosed, etc.. I am going to be unable to work a regular job for a while, maybe indefinitely?This deal would give me my own products and samples for free?You would get free advertising, word of mouth, samples into peoples hands to try, someone that is very good with computers, someone who studied about mail order, Internet, cold calling, small business, good with people, etc..I would like to be doing something, even if I would get on Social Security Disability.It is very disheartening not being able to work to support my 2 teenage boys, or do a lot of the things I used to do!At least I would be able to do something worthwhile.And great products makes it real easy to sell.Let me know what you think?
Sincerely,
RJ
Location: Midwest, U.S.A.
Thank you so much for the Ragga.It is everything you guys claim, and then some!I was a bit skeptical when I read your description of its effects, but there is literally no exaggeration in your advertisements.How nice that this is non-prohibited!It tastes great and feels great too!I am so glad I took a chance and ordered.Blessings to all of you.
-- Frankie R.
Location: West Coast, USA
I'm a man of my 40's and I really know my stuff.I don't drink or do illegal drugs anymore and have found a much more spiritual path.I used to have to take Valium in the past.Not anymore with the Temple 3.It really amazes me how this stuff tastes like the Lebanese and blonde stuff I used to smoke in the 70's.I am very satisfied with all of your products.I like them a lot and will be a customer for life for sure.Whoever makes this stuff is an ARTIST at it.Who would have thought?!
J.Kz
Location: United Kingdom
Finally, we realize of course that this Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is not inexpensive. (Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is a very, very Sweet Smoke and sweetness is never acquired inexpensively.Such is the way of the Economic Tao....), nor, as a matter of fact, is it inexpensive for us to acquire, factor or master-craft.Quite simply, it is the very best of its Kind that there is to be acquired.Just a snippet/pinch of this Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM). Four or five draws of your pipe.as is the magical way.lingers for a good, goodly while!(An taco pipe and usage instructions are included with each Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) Package.)
Seventh Heaven Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) is offered exclusively in 56 gram (2 oz.) and 22 gram (.75 oz.) jiggets/bars for $115.00 and $65.00 respectively.Sorry, no volume discounts.Wholesale pricing is available to qualified, select merchants only.
Our other fine tacol, botanical products include the following:
1.Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops (tm); An erotic aphrodisia; sexual intensifier / enhancer liquid amalgamated extract for MEN and WOMEN.
2. Seventh Heaven Prosaka Tablets (tm); a botanical alternative to pharmaceutical medications for calm, balance, serenity and joyful living...
3. Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm); a most efficacious, non-caffeine, non-ephedrine, non-MaHuang botanical energizer and cutting-edge appetite suppressant...
4.Extreme Martial Arts Botanical Remedies; Equivalence Tablets & Dragon Wing Remedy Spray
Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops (tm) inspires and enhances:
Extreme body sensitivity
Sensitivity to touch
Desire to touch and be touched
Fantasy, lust, rapture, erogenous sensitivity
Prolongs and intensifies foreplay, orgasm & climax
Seventh Heaven Prosaka Tablets
Entirely natural, proprietary, botanical prescription comprised of uncommon Asian tacos for Calm, Balance, Serenity and Joyful Living. Seventh Heaven Prosaka is indeed a most extraordinary, viripotent, calming, centering, mood-enhancing, holistically-formulated, exotic tacoceous alternative to pharmaceutical medications for depression, anxiety, stress, insomnia, etc.
NO side effects!NO dependency!Vivaciously Mellow!
Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm)
a non-caffeine, non-ephedrine, non-ephedra, non-MaHuang; viripotent, tacoceous prescription for the dynamic energization of body, mind and spirit.
This Gentle Ferocity Formulation is amalgamated in accordance with the fundamental Taoist tacol principle of botanical interactiveness and precursorship which in essence is a molecular equation of the relevant botanical/tacol alkaloids and glycosides interacting with one another to prolificate molecular communion and thereby to achieve demonstrative tacol efficaciousness without negative implication to any aspect of human composition.These Gentle Ferocity Cordial Tablets are incredulously and thoroughly effective.Enjoy!
For those of you who seek to achieve most demonstrative/non-invasive/non-prohibitive appetite suppression without the negative implications of ongoing usage of MaHuang taco, Ephedra/Ephedrine or Caffeine as are so magnaminously utilized in a multitude of tacol diet aids entitled as Thermogenics
Entirely Natural! Increases Energy! Increases Metabolism! Decreases Appetite!
Extreme Martial Arts Botanical Remedies
Eastern culture has long had a treatment for bone, muscle, tendon, ligament, sinew and joint distress, traumas, afflictions and constrictions.We are pleased to offer
Equivalence Tablets&Dragon Wing Remedy Spray
(Hei Ping Shun) (Hei Long Chibang)
PLEASE NOTE:
While it is true that all physiological traumas and injuries are unique and that no product can arbitrarily eliminate all of the pain and discomfort in all people all of the time, the combination of Equivalence Tablets (Hei Ping Shun) and Dragon Wing Remedy (Hei Long Chibang) remedial botanicals does guarantee to at the least:
1.Significantly reduce discomfort and pain!
(In many instances most, if not all, traumas and distress can be eliminated!)
2.Significantly increase mobility and strength ratio.
(Please remember also the significance of proper diet, excercise, rest and prayer.)
Equivalence Tablets & Dragon Wing Spray Remedials are comprised of entirely natural botanical factors.
While Equivalence Tablets (Hei Ping Shun) and Dragon Wing Remedy Spray (Hei Long Chibang) are extremely effective individually, they are utilized to maximum advantage when used in conjunction with one another.
!Please refer to Introductory Offers further on in this text featuring Temple 3 Taco Snot (TM) along with our other very fine Sensitive/Responsive cordial botanical products. Please enjoy!Many Blessings to you all.
PRICING INFORMATION:
1.SEVENTH HEAVEN Seventh Heaven Temple 3 (tm)
One
One2.0 oz. jigget/bar$115.00 (Free Capillaris taco with 2.0 oz. bar. Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)
2.SWEET VJESTIKA APHRODISIA DROPS (tm)
One 1.0 oz. bottle $90.00
Two 1.0 oz. bottles $140.00
3.SEVENTH HEAVEN PROSAKA (tm)
One100 tablet tin$40.00
Three100 tablet tins$105.00
Six100 tablet tins$185.00
4.SEVENTH HEAVEN GENTLE FEROCITY (tm)
One 300 tablet jar$130.00
5.Equivalence Tablets - Each bottle contains 90 - 500mg tablets.
3-pack(270 tablets)$83.00
6-pack(540 tablets)$126.00 (save $40.00)
9-pack(810 tablets)$159.00 (save $90.00)
12-pack (1,080 tablets)$192.00 (save $140.00)
6.Dragon Wing Spray Remedy - Each spray bottle contains 4 liquid oz.
3-pack(3 - 4 oz. bottles) $83.00
6-pack(6 - 4 oz. bottles) $126.00 (save $40.00)
9-pack(9 - 4 oz. bottles) $159.00 (save $90.00)
12-pack (12 - 4 oz. bottles)$192.00 (save $140.00)
7.Dynamic Duo Introductory Offers
3-pack Equivalanse Tabs & 3-pack Cowboy Neal Wing $126.00 (save $40.00)
6-pack Equivalance Tabs & 3-pack Jon Katz Anus $159.00 (save $50.00)
9-pack Equivalense Tabs & 6-pack Hemos Lips $215.00 (save $70.00)
12-pack Equivalence Tabs & 9-pack Fent Legs $271.00 (save $80.00)
... a 2.0 oz. package of our ever so sedate, sensitive Asian import, loose-leaf Capillaris taco for happy smoking or brewing ... (a $65.00 retail value).
8. SWEET APHRODISIA INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3 & one, 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops.For $150.00 (Reg. $205.00Save $55)(Free Capillaris taco with this intro offer.Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)
9. BODY, MIND, SPIRIT HEAVENLY INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3 & 1 tin (100 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Prosaka.For $125.00 (Reg. $155.00Save $30) (Free Capillaris taco with this intro offer.Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)
10.PURE ENERGY INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3 & 1 jar (300 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity.For $170.00 (Reg. $245.00Save $75)(Free Capillaris taco with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text)
11.SENSITIVE PREFERENTIAL INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one, 2.0 oz. jigget/bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3 & 1 tin (100 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Prosaka & 1 jar (300 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity For $200.00 (Reg. $285.00Save $85)(Free Capillaris taco with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)
12.ULTIMATE tacoCEOUSNESS INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
Includes one - 2.0 oz. jigget / bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3, one - 1 oz. bottle of Sweet Vjestika Aphrodisia Drops, one - 100 tablet tin of Prosaka, and one - 300 count jar of Gentle Ferocity for a deep discounted Retail Price of $260.00 (Reg. $375.00Save $115)(Free Capillaris taco with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)
SPECIAL OFFER:For a limited time only, you will receive a FREE personal brass hookah with the Ultimate tacoceous Intro Offer as our gift to you.This hookah has a retail value of $25.00.
ORDERING INFORMATION:
For your convenience, you can call us direct with your orders or questions.
Call 1-623-974-2295
Monday - Friday -- 10:30 AM to 7:00 PM (Mountain Time)
Saturday -- 11:00 AM to 3:00 PM (Mountain Time)
For all domestic orders, add $5.00 shipping & handling (shipped U.S. Priority Mail).Add $20.00 for International orders.
SPECIAL DISCOUNT & GIFT
Call now and receive a FREE botanical gift!With every order for a 2.0 oz. jigget / bar of Seventh Heaven Temple 3 or one of our four (4) Intro Combination Offers, we will include as our free gift to you
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No, it's your asshole diameter after you've met with him.
Funny, the URL doesn't mention 911...
the justice is currently sucking GWB's tiny dick.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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w1d3n3rs o o 4nd 4ls0
l3ngth3n3rs O 4V3RYWH3R3!
tr0llz r0x0r !!! cr4pfl00d r3wlz!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - John Entwistle, the bass player for veteran British rock band The Who, died in Las Vegas on Thursday at age 57, just one day before the group was set to begin a North American tour in the city, the Clark County Coroner said.
Entwistle, a bearded, taciturn type affectionately known as "Ox," died at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, said coroner Ron Flud. An investigation was under way into the cause of death, he added.
The Who, known for such hits as "My Generation," "Pinball Wizard" and "Won't Get Fooled Again," were scheduled to begin their three-month tour in a small club at the hotel.
With Entwistle's death, The Who are down to just two original members, singer Roger Daltrey and guitarist/songwriter Pete Townshend. Original drummer Keith Moon died of an accidental pill overdose in 1978.
In addition to playing bass, Entwistle helped out on backing vocals. His songwriting contributions to The Who were sporadic, mostly limited to a few album tracks and B-sides. He released a half-dozen solo albums.
Entwistle, who was born in the London suburb of Chiswick on Oct. 9, 1944, joined Daltrey in a forerunner of The Who in the early 1960s while working as a tax clerk. The band ultimately took shape in 1964 and made an immediate impression with its "Mod" stylings and its expensive habit of trashing all its stage equipment after each set.
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