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  1. Also decided in favor of restrictive firewalls on 10 Years After SQL Slammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kind of hard to believe that ten years ago it was quite common for people to still have their SQL Servers hooked up the Internet with no firewall or firewall rules that permitted direct connections to the control port. Good luck finding that configuration today...

  2. Link to Sign Up on BitTorrent Launches Dropbox Alternative · · Score: 5, Informative

    Crappy links in the article. To sign up, er "apply", for the alpha:
    http://labs.bittorrent.com/experiments/sync.html

  3. When has "outreach" solved anything? on Clay Shirky On Hackers and Depression: Where's the Love? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >> It would be great to see this addressed by our community through some outreach and awareness programs.

    OK, who let the social worker on Slashdot? Seriously, when has "outreach" or "awareness" ever solved anything? (Urban violence? Drug use? What?)

  4. Yes, appear to be clean. on WotC Releases Old Dungeons & Dragons Catalog As PDFs · · Score: 2

    Yes, these appear to be clean.

    I just downloaded the (free) B1 "In Search of the Unknown" module and it looks great - even has bookmarks.

  5. Since When Do Politicians Use Unix? on You've Got 25 Years Until UNIX Time Overflows · · Score: 1

    >> those phony programs politicians use to project government expenditures

    That's Excel in most cases, I bet. As long as spreadsheets can handle up to 50 rows and numbers up to 3000 I suspect all will be as it is today.

  6. 3d printing ubiquitous? Even color printing ain't. on The 3D Un-Printer · · Score: 1

    >> 3d printing is ubiquitous

    Really? Talk to me after offices start letting people print in color again...

  7. Did we nationalize the oil companies overnight? on Getting Better Transparency From Oil Refineries · · Score: 0, Troll

    >> Or does our government and the electorate who put them there have a right to know what's really going on?

    Did I miss something? Did we nationalize the oil companies last night? Are we Venezuela or Russia?

  8. "Timothy Lord discovers shrooms at CES" on Timothy Lord Discovers the Good Night Lamp at CES (Video) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Judging from the tone and content of the "article" above, I'd guess that Timothy Lord discovered magic mushrooms at CES.

  9. Got that "Fiscal Cliff" resolved then, did you? on Senate Renews Warrantless Eavesdropping Act · · Score: 1

    Wasn't it Senate majority leader Reid whining about the "Fiscal Cliff" yesterday? Is this what he's been working on instead?

  10. Forget battery life - price is way too high on Why Microsoft's Surface Pro Could Fail · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Forget battery life - price is way too high.

    I'd love to have a 7-8 inch Surface...if the price was around $250-280 and it included Microsoft Office. Instead, I'm moving my wife and kids Nexus 7s ($200/pop) and hooking them up to Google Docs. I've even abandoned my iPad/iPod infrastructure at this point - tablets are way too fragile (and easily stolen) to be paying $400+ for each one.

  11. Hierarchical, er "NoSQL", DBs? on Ask Slashdot: Which OSS Database Project To Help? · · Score: 1

    >> Any suggestions?

    Hierarchical DBs have been making a comeback recently, often reclothed as "NoSQL" databases specializing in "big data" analysis. There seem to be many opportunities to make these databases more applicable to current problems or just easier for relational DBAs to understand and implement.

  12. Weak bus? Also, "cost effective", not "moral" on How Do We Program Moral Machines? · · Score: 1

    >> If your driverless car is about to crash into a bus, should it veer off a bridge?

    The bus should be built to take the occasional crash, particularly in low speed zones where busses are typically used, so no.

    Or, with enough computing power, you can imagine an "unethical" decision tree based on actuarial tables:
    1) Calculate location and weight of all known human on the bus
    2) Calculate likely trajectories, damage, etc.
    3) Compare worth of each human (using federal tables, of course) in each vehicle
    4) Make the most "cost effective" decision...

  13. Two thumbs up, and maybe a tentacle too... on Book Review: Version Control With Git, 2nd Edition · · Score: 1, Informative

    Did a certain editor watch a little hentai this weekend?

  14. Dropping the bass? MORE animal abuse? on Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> your neighbors dropping the bass at 2am

    Isn't that animal abuse too?

  15. First Big Bird, now Bert? on Activists' Drone Shot Out of the Sky For Fourth Time · · Score: 1

    >> This is the fourth drone that the group has lost while investigating pigeon shootings

    Bert, is that you?

  16. Er...what's wrong with the classic series? on The New Series of Doctor Who: Fleeing From Format? · · Score: 2

    >> good thing to seek to redress the shortcomings of the classic series

    Special effects, check. What else?

    >> (Doctor tries to get into his companions' pants.)

    Sex, really? I thought you were British.

  17. Re:Is this supposed to be humorous? on Review: World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (video) · · Score: 2

    >> "Kung Fu Panda" thing supposed to be a joke in a Blizzard? .. game whose players ostensibly take very seriously.

    The two things I loved most about WarCraft is that it never took itself seriously ("you never touch the other elves that way") and that it happily tossed backstory and convention aside to stage battles ("OK, so here's an orc vs. orc battle"). The beer-breathing panda in WarCraft III was...well, kind of par for the course, so here you go.

    Please don't tell me anyone's taking the World of Warcraft seriously.

  18. WarCraft, Star Wars, Halo, and other tired memes on Review: World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (video) · · Score: 0

    OK, we've been beating these dead horses for more than a decade. At this point I'm not even sure who HASN'T been bored by these over-expanded, over-merchandised universes.

  19. 4GB memory vs. 32-bit apps... on Ask Slashdot: Best 32-Bit Windows System In 2012? · · Score: 3, Informative

    >> I have a number of applications that will not run on 64-bit Windows, but I would like...more than 4GB of RAM

    Do you realize that many of your 32-bit applications would freak out in a 4GB memory space?

  20. Google Docs Ain't Magic on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Convince Someone To Give Up an Old System? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1.) The system is very disorganized, there are documents from the late 90's that aren't relevant, but have to be sifted through to find more current stuff.

    Google Docs won't fix that.

    2.) Often documents are not where they should be and are difficult to find.

    Google Docs won't fix that.

    3.) No one except Bob really knows how the system works.

    Google Docs will fix this.

    4.) No one really wants to use the system because of the monster it's become.

    Google Docs may not fix this. See #1 and #2.

    Besides the passive aggressiveness in this post, you might have bigger communication issues on your board than just the document collection system. If you want a more concrete suggestion: convert Bob's entire system into Google Docs, fix it up so it provides the same member benefits as Bob's system (no, one big "oldshit" folder won't cut it) and then give him a demo. And really dig into #1 and #2 - that's a problem with any document collection system ever built.

  21. Single Payer Cost Board Says "No" on Man Charged £2,000 For Medical Records Stored On Obsolete System · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >> A statement from the trust (Britain's single payer health care system) said: "The trust does have the visual data on file but the cost of generating an image from what is now obsolete technology is not a cost effective use of public money.

    Good thing there's no chance of the US going to a single-payer system...er...am I right?

  22. NOW I'm moving to Canada on Canadian Copyright Reform Takes Effect · · Score: 2

    Better yet. I live in a contiguous state. How exactly would we go about seceding from this American sinkhole?

  23. It already exists in IaaS. No one wants PaaS. on Cloud Computing Needs To Embrace the Linux Model, Says Rackspace CTO · · Score: 1

    In cloud-speak, we call it "IaaS" ("infrastructure as as service"), but if you need some Linux servers, some Windows servers, some database servers, whatever, there's plenty of competition between commodity providers, including RackSpace, already.

    There are a few dozen large competitors (also including RackSpace) also trying to get people locked in with "PaaS" ("platform as a service"), but by and large companies are either too smart or too poor (no resources for initial development or migration) to jump into that shark tank.

  24. "Maybe" on accounts, but "yes" on contacts on Microsoft Retiring Messenger, Replacing It With Skype · · Score: 2

    >> No word on whether users will be able to transfer their WLM accounts to Skype.

    From TFA: "To ease the changeover, Microsoft is offering a tool to migrate WLM messenger contacts over."

  25. Something tells me you don't work in IT on Ask Slashdot: Extreme Cable Management? · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> vast amounts of tangled cables

    Really? How many?

    >> I have two machines, four monitors, multiple external hard drives, cable modem, network switch, router, USB hubs — everything requires power and connection

    Hmmm...something tells me you don't work in IT.