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  1. >> Remember when Slashdot was for techies not 10 yo boys?

    Many of us stuck around because SlashDot has always been great for techies who behave like 10 yo boys.
    Are you sure you wouldn't be happier here: http://www.itworld.com/ ?

  2. Which human-sized structure was implanted? on 3D-Printed Ear Comes To Life After Implantation In Mice (gizmag.com) · · Score: 2

    >> human-scale muscle structures that matured into functional tissue after being implanted into mice

    So which human-size structure did you implant OH MY GOD THAT MOUSE IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!!!

  3. Re:What's holocaust? on Auschwitz Museum Releases Software To Rewrite Holocaust Nomenclature (thestack.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    >> grandparents died...when they were six

    Not to be an asshole, but I think we're getting whooshed. How did your grandparents have kids if they were six?

  4. Re:Not surprising - Android phones $15 at walmart on Ringing Bells' India-Only Android Phone To Run About $4 (freedom251.com) · · Score: 2

    This. When my fifth-grader wanted a music player and a handheld to play games and text, I walked up to the pay-as-you-go phone section in Walmart and bought a $40 Android smartphone. My son hooked it up to WiFi and now communicates with me via text apps. There was never any need to activate the pay-as-you-go phone service.

  5. >> Government to [Company]: "Also, develop it on your dime"

    This is why businesses hate regulations in general.

  6. >> cold war era weapons?

    I was thinking it could be a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88 sedan with a drunk Kennedy at the wheel.

  7. Some of your questions may already have answers. on Congressman: Court Order To Decrypt iPhone Has Far-Reaching Implications (dailydot.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    >> "Can courts compel Facebook to provide analytics of who might be a criminal?...Or Google to give a list of names of people who searched for the term ISIS?

    Facebook already publishes a guide for law enforcement: https://www.facebook.com/safet...
    Google does too: https://www.google.com/transpa...

  8. The Grammys are still a thing? on Gaga, Bowie, the Grammys, and the Internet of Augmented Things (windowsitpro.com) · · Score: 1

    >> at the Grammys

    The what?

    >> It's a big live music awards show.

    I didn't know that was still a thing. Is the Ed Sullivan show still running somewhere too?

  9. Keep it up. You'll invent robots soon enough. on Programming Languages For Coding the Physical World · · Score: 2

    >> Now we can do more than write ones and zeros to a disk: We can actually write code that tells a machine how to extrude, cut, bend

    Keep it up. You'll invent programmable robots and automated control systems within a week at that pace.

  10. Re:Who needs "designer babies"? on Editing Genes In Human Embryos Doesn't Mean Designer Babies · · Score: 1

    >> I just want a kid with an Asian brain, a black dick, and a white sense of entitlement.

    If rule 34 applies be careful what you wish for.

  11. Re:Crypto infrastructure is too frigging hard! on What Gmail's New TLS Icon Really Means: Email Encryption Is Still Broken · · Score: 2

    Not quite. The core beef seems to be that the commonly used STARTTLS method of SMTP transport encryption is essentially optional, which allows hackers to use a variety of methods to force-downgrade target connections (in situations where mature implementations of HTTPS would have safely blown up). In other words, the authors are seeking a world where you install your mail server cert just like you install your web server cert, and it all works fairly securely out of the box. The reality is that it's early yet, but a lot of the work seems to be needed on the part of application developers rather than IT right now.

    See https://blog.filippo.io/the-sa...

  12. Launched "countless" careers? on End of an Era As Pioneering BBC3 Becomes an Online-Only Station (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    >> 13 years ago, BBC3 launched...that launched countless comedy careers...

    In the words of John Oliver, settle down people. It's only been around 13 years. Surely, the number of people who are still working in comedy after working on that channel is finite. Here's a list of the most famous, I guess: http://www.theguardian.com/med...

  13. Re:I think you dropped a decimal on Phone Hacking Group Is Trading Fake Bomb Threats For Bitcoin (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the translation!

  14. Re:Why are we tolerating this? on Harvard: Prospective CS50 AP Teachers Must cc:Microsoft On Training Applications · · Score: 1

    >> Apple who dictated what was taught in high school computer science courses

    Given their direction on Swift 2, I wouldn't let Apple within 100 yards of anyone who wanted a job in CS someday. (http://www.infoworld.com/article/3027100/mobile-development/seven-swift-2-enhancements-every-ios-developer-will-love.html)

  15. FTFY on Preserving Cuba's Classic Cars (hackaday.com) · · Score: 1

    >> These aren't sitting in showroom-like garages of wealthy collectors....yet.

    FTFY. The free market will ensure that the best of these cars make into collector's hands quickly. And I wouldn't cry for the Cubans who sell them to the "stupid Americans" for 5x their value in Cuba - they'll each be laughing to the bank with their relative wealth.

  16. I think you dropped a decimal on Phone Hacking Group Is Trading Fake Bomb Threats For Bitcoin (softpedia.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >> for an extra $5 worth of Bitcoin

    I think you dropped a decimal. If not, these criminals are dumber than they sound: stealing a pocketful of candy at the neighborhood store is $5 worth and won't land you in prison.

    >> are selling fake bomb threats

    And what's a "fake bomb threat"? (A "bomb threat" is one where someone calls in claiming to have planted a bomb.) Is a "fake bomb threat" where someone just pretends to make a call...?

  17. This is why Twitter is "write only" for me on 'The Room Had Started To Smell. Really Quite Bad': Stephen Fry Exits Twitter (betanews.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work in a job where (as a "thought leader") I'm supposed to tweet regularly, but I never, ever find time to read anything from Twitter. It's a write-only assignment as far as I'm concerned - it could be /dev/null for all I know or care.

    I'll bet there are hundreds of thousands if not millions of people like me out there too, all dumping regularly scheduled 140-character tweets into a space probably half populated with advertiser's bots using keyword-based algorithm to retweet, favorite and react to my stuff, all for the benefit of even more robots.

  18. That everyone who "invests" in it is a moron on VC Firm Y Combinator Launches an Experiment In Universal Basic Income (fastcoexist.com) · · Score: 1

    >> What do you think about the significance?

    That everyone who "invests" in it is a moron.

    Also, that over half the participants will be magically be someone's brother-in-law, cousin, college buddy, or connected to someone at the sponsoring firm.

    You want to see a real-life experiment in "universal basic income"? Go visit the "streets and san" division in Chicago and nearby suburbs.

  19. No, the missing phrase is... on Supercapacitor-On-a-Chip Now One Step Closer (ieee.org) · · Score: 0

    No, the missing flamebait phrase is "percentage of women doing X is woeful". (e.g., http://tech.slashdot.org/story...)

  20. Planet X: 1, Earth: 0 on Scientists Say Goodbye to Philae Comet Lander (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    If it's the newly discovered tenth planet that's been nudging comets our way for all these years, I'd score it Planet X: 1, Earth: 0.

  21. So, now is it finally legal to... on Drivers Need To Forget Their GPS · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> "death by GPS."

    So, now is it finally legal to slap the phone out of pedestrians hands when they're about to stumble off the curb (whether into a crosswalk or not). I know I already honk at drivers who are staring at their dashboard (or their lap) as they inch through an intersection or change lanes on a highway.

  22. Re:Ok, what's a VC? on The Way VCs Think About Open Source: Mostly Wrong (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    VC = Venture capitalist

    TLDR: It's quite possible to build a business selling services people don't need on top of open source codebases (e.g., the Red Hat model) because corporations will happily pay for "commercial support" of critical systems, even if no one actually ever uses it.

  23. Re:Great! Now if only they would make upgrades eas on Cisco ASA Firewall Has a Wormable Problem — And a Million Installs (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    >> I am at the point where I'm ready to buy new boxes, just because they come with the latest sw version.

    By design.

  24. As a developer... on Dell Packs Xeon and Quadro GPU In 4lb Laptop (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a developer, I want my laptop to have a large, bright screen and shit-tons of battery life so I can do work on a sunny patio instead of the office when it's nice outside. And since I own a backpack, I don't care about weight or how metro I look carrying my electronics. Therefore, I own a Dell Latitude, which can run VS 2015 on a single charge for about 6-8 hours and weighs a lot more than my (used mainly for pentesting) MacBook Pro.

  25. Re:Hillary, is that you? on Putin's Internet Czar Wants To Ban Windows On Government PCs · · Score: 1

    >> they can pay their fare share

    It looks like we should also continue to invest in education. That would be the only "fair" thing to do.