I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y O D A, Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time With my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
As you may have noticed, we are at war with terrorists and nations that harbor terrorists. Since GNU/Linux is a terrorist-friendly OS, any countries considering switching to GNU/Linux had better build some GNU/bomb-shelters first.
May as well walk into a church and ask "got any Slayer albums?"
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Yes, it would be much better to have the pictures exposed to the elements, where they'll quickly deteriorate even more than they already have.
Come on, it's not like Billy goes down to the vault once a week to rummage through the photographs, cackling evilly and saying "ha, look at these pictures, which only I can see! Muahahahahahahaha!"
And I take it you've read Verne in the original French, and the Bible in the original Hebrew / Greek, to confirm that the so-called "moon" is actually mentioned therein? Or are you just relying on faulty translations to English by leftist college professors?
But I guess you figure they talk about the "moon" on CNN, so that makes it real, right? Fucking sheep.
Cmdr Taco had a date. He had been sending emails back and forth with this guy named Hemos. He lived in Wheeling and he lived in Pittsburgh. They made plans to meet for a sexual interlude. What made this so unique is that Cmdr Taco is a transvestite. He is tall, 5'11, and thin with a pretty face. Her long hair-a black wig- complimented his oval face and large red lips. Although Cmdr Taco is a pretty transvestite, he is not entirely passable. Somehow, despite his shapely body and pretty face, people notice something odd about his.
Cmdr Taco and Hemos agreed to meet in a mall parking lot and go from thise to a motel. As Cmdr Taco was married (his wife doesn't know about his habits), he had to dress on the road. Driving to his meeting Cmdr Taco glanced at his watch, "damn!" thought Cmdr Taco, "I'm running sooo late!" Pulling off the interstate, Cmdr Taco he decided to make his transformation behind an old abandoned Kmart building.
Parking his car, Cmdr Taco began his transformation from an average looking man to an above average looking TV. He quickly pulled of his male clothes, and pulled on a bustier, black stokings and a short, tight, black knit dress. Before he could finish his make-up, however, Cmdr Taco was startled to glance up and see a police car facing his.
Quickly pulling some of his male clothes over his to cover up, Cmdr Taco horrified and terrified at once waited as a young police officer strode to his car. "Uh, what do you think you are doing hise?" said the officer with a smirk. "I'm just changing," said Cmdr Taco nervously. The officer continued to grin and stated "this is private property and you will have to leave now."
"Yes sir," said Cmdr Taco and in a smooth motion, he pulled his car away from the parking lot still in a state of undress half-man and half-woman. Driving down the road, Cmdr Taco parked again behind a RMStucky Fried CHicRMS and completed his transformation and hurried to his meeting with Hemos. Sitting in the parking lot, waiting for Hemos, Cmdr Taco completed his make-up. Staring in the car mirror, Cmdr Taco concluded that this was the best make-up job he had done yet. THen he settled to wait for Hemos.
Unfortunately, Hemos never showed. As most internet dates go, the men have bigger eyes than hearts. Disappointed, Cmdr Taco drove out of the parking lot. He thought back over his eventful day and thought about the police officer. "Damn!" thought Cmdr Taco, "that cop is cute." Cmdr Taco began to fantasize about the police officer. "I wonder," pondered Cmdr Taco, "if he is still back at the parking lot."
Turning his car back towards the Kmart parking lot, Cmdr Taco thought "I'm eithis crazy, or horny or both." Parking his car in the same spot as before Cmdr Taco waited and sure enought, the police officer returned. Once again he headed towards the car. This time, he was greeted by the formidable beauty of Cmdr Taco's fully made-up face. "I, ugh, I thought, I told you that you couldn't stay hise.," said the Officer. Cmdr Taco boldy smiled at the officer and eyed him seductively.
He stood about 5'9, 165lbs of muscle. Short brown hair and sunglasses. He looked hot, thought Cmdr Taco. He then laid it on the line. "Officer, I was supposed to meet a guy for a date and I got stood up." "Now, I'm lost" said Cmdr Taco. "can you please help me read this map?" The police officer said, "Sure, and my name is RMS." "RMS," Cmdr Taco said, if you get in the car with me maybe we both can find out which road I should take." Hesitating, RMS said "Ok." He climbed into Cmdr Taco's car in the passenger's seat.
ALmost as soon as he got in the car, Cmdr Taco boldy and seductively dropped his had to RMS's crotch. He had a full throbbing hardon. Cmdr Taco and RMS looked at each othis briefly and then began to kiss passionately. RMS suddenly broke the embrace. "What am I doing?" he exclaimed. "You are really a a guy, arn't you?" Cmdr Taco replied "RMS, don't worry about things like that. Does this feel good?" With that, Cmdr Taco intensified his rubbing of RMS's crotch. As RMS moaned softly, Cmdr Taco reached inside his blue police pants and pulled out a very stiff 7 inch dick. Licking his lipstick covered lips, Cmdr Taco slowly began to kiss and tease RMS's dick with his tongue. RMS moaned louder. He began to feel Cmdr Taco's breasts and reached around to his ass while he sucked his hot cock. Suddenly, RMS took command. "Let's get in the back seat!"
Like a good little girl, Cmdr Taco pulled down his dress and follwoed RMS into the back seat. Thise they began to kiss passionately as RMS felt Cmdr Taco's ass, squeezing it and teasing his hole by sliding his fingers aroung the mateial of his thong panties. "Do you have rubbers?" RMS asked. "Of course," replied Cmdr Taco. He dug into his purse and pulled out a condom and pulled it out of the wrapper. In one smooth fluid motion, using his fingers and mouth, Cmdr Taco slid the condom onto RMS's blood engorged dick.
RMS resumed fingering Cmdr Taco's hot asspussy, sliding a lubed finger inside his as he kissed his sensuous mouth. Pushing Cmdr Taco on his side, RMS slide the boy/girl's panties aside and eased his cock inside of his. Entering slowly, Cmdr Taco moaned all the way as he was penetrated. He thrilled to be having this hot stud....An officer of the law....sticking his red hot poker into his. Moaning, RMS began to fuck Cmdr Taco hard. The car began to bounce in cadence to his thrusts in to the transvestite slut. Squeezing his false breasts and kissing his neck, RMS fucked in and out of the hot asspussy. Cmdr Taco moaned in pleasure and pride. He had seduced this man. His dick was hot for his and pushing in and out of his, taking his towards climax. Suddenly Cmdr Taco's cock began to shoot hot cum into his panties. He hadn't even touched his cock, nor had RMS. But the thrill of a hot dick penetrating his; a man kissing his neck and using his for his pleasure sent his over the edge and his cock spurted again and again. Soiling his black lacy panties, Cmdr Taco moaned and twisted. RMS, too, began to feel the power of an orgasm as Cmdr Taco's spasming asspussy began to milk his dick of cum. "Oh...cum into me," demanded Cmdr Taco. With that, RMS, exclaimed "hise it comes, ugh... my cum, in your ass!" Slamming into Cmdr Taco's ass so hard that he felt almost split in two, RMS dumped a huge load of cum into the rubber deep inside Cmdr Taco. Then all at once, they both collapsed in the back seat of Cmdr Taco's car. Breathless and spent.
In a flash, though, RMS's mood changed. He quickly pulled out of Cmdr Taco and pulled the condom off of his withising dick. "I, ugh...got to go." said RMS. "But, wait," said Cmdr Taco. "Can we meet again?" RMS nervously replied, "I've got a girlfriend, and I'm not really into doing guys....I, ugh have never done one before." Cmdr Taco, tried to think of something to say and before he could RMS had zipped up and got in his squad car. Before Cmdr Taco could react, RMS was gone.
Cmdr Taco finihed dressing and drove his car out of the parkinglot and headed toward the highway. "All in the life of a transvestite," he sighed.
At about 10:00, I took 25 mg of 2C-B orally and my wife took 10 mg. I had eaten a short while before, nonetheless, I began feeling the effects within 15 minutes. Everything seemed to come into focus and my sense of being took on a very warm aspect. During the buildup, I listened to a mixset of very loud, very powerful psychedelic trance, and was quite impressed by 2C-B's audio- enhancing effects. The trip continued gaining momentum for what I would approximate to be 2 hours. I also took some GHB during the buildup, which synergized very nicely. At this level, the visuals were reminiscent of LSD as I viewed the carpet, but there were also sparkling filaments of every color flying around of a sort that I had never encountered before. The trails or "tracers" were among the nicest and most pronounced of any I have ever seen, they seemed to light up with neon colors and float away. Tactile sensations were also, as promised in what I had read, greatly enhanced. My wife and I were abstaining from sex due to a recent addition to the family, otherwise I would have investigated the tactile-enhancing aspect of this substance further. Kind of like a brighter, hotter-burning version of its longer-lasting sibling, DOB.
At about 3 or 4 hours into it a lightbulb came on over my head. I had read how 2C-B can make the Ketamine state easier to assimilate upon return to "normal" reality. I figured since this could be my once-in-a-lifetime shot at trying 2C-B, I may as well engage in some serious psychonautics while I had the opportunity. I dissolved 60mg of K in a ml or so of water, and administered with a rectal syringe. I could see within minutes that I was in for a Krazy ride.
I was talking to my wife. None of the words that were escaping my mouth had been formulated in my mind before saying them, and I was only vaguely aware of what I might have been saying. I remember saying something along the lines of "I have no idea how I am able to stand here and communicate with you right now". My consciousness was a spinning vortex made up of swirling neon cloud-glaxies and random thoughts/phrases. The 2C-B was keeping my pieces together and providing an amazing lightshow as K space crept upon me more and more. At about 30 minutes after taking the Ketamine, I laid down on the couch and finally blasted off.
My perceptual field was flooded with insectoid imagery. I experienced the form and unity of the Hive Mind. The Hive and the Anthilll as intelligent lifeforms. A giant mantis-looking thing holding the planet Earth in its grasp (literally!). Neon honeycomb- looking things. One Mind. Gaian Mind. Hive Mind. A lot of the same imagery and thoughts that I had received on high-dose psilocybin encounters were present. I saw myself as the ant, and was well aware of this strange alien power's ability to crush me as such. I was informed that as long as my intentions were good and I was acting on my True Will, I had nothing to fear from these obviously superior lifeforms. On the visual level, everything was flowing and electric. Neon tracers persisted for what seemed like over 10 seconds and floated off into obscureness. I saw the synchronicity in my life reaching a climactic point in the not-so-distant future, at the will of this anthill/hive-type Universal Mind. On an emotional level, the combination of K and 2C-B was extremely opening, and helped me to view my life in a new light- as a series of interacting mechanisms and external forces beyond my control which all culminate to make things happen and to make "me" behave in a certain manner. I looked forward to some events which I knew were coming up in my life with great disdain, knowing that I had fucked up greatly to cause things to be where they currently were. The harsh and verbally abusive way I had been raised as a child follows me to this day, fully interweaved with my being and the way I handle things. Looking at "me" from the outside, witnessing the various mechanisms which make up "me", I realized I have some serious issues I have yet to resolve. The overall message, as has been the message I have received on other psychedelics, is that if I wish to better myself and free myself of the demons that haunt me, I need to quiet my mind and seek clarity through meditation.
The K wore off about an hour after taking it and I rode out the comedown chilling on the futon with my wife, taking bonghits of some rather tasty nug to smooth the landing. While the 2C-B helped to retain much of the K experience, I feel there was still a signifigant portion that I was unable to bring back (secrets humankind was not meant to know, I suppose!). It is unfortunate that these two casualties of the "War on Drugs" are not more widely available, for I feel if more people examined this particular combination, humanities collective unconscious would reap signifigant benefits. I am thankful for this new insight into my own life and the Universe as a whole, and I hope some day I am fortunate enough to experience this particular combo again.
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10015-5755 From: Merrick Brown
mbrown120@hotmail.com Date: Saturday, December 11, 1999 Re: Viagra
To whom it may concern-
I would like to congratulate you on your creation of the drug sildenafil citrate (Viagra). Though I have only been using it for a week it has already changed my life tremendously. You see, I am an 18 year-old male who has been abusing Viagra recreationally with my girlfriend. About a month ago I bought 10 100mg tablets from an establishment in Las Vegas that sells "on line prescriptions". It was pathetically easy. On their webpage I filled out a few simple questions stating that I was a 59 year-old man suffering from impotence. I paid $140 for the pills in addition to a $65 "consulting fee". A few days later my Viagra arrived in the mail.
I originally bought it for use in conjunction with Ecstasy (MDMA), as I have found impotence to be a crippling side affect of this drug. However I wanted to first assay its effects on my otherwise sober body. I would have taken it the second it arrived in my mailbox where it not for my worthless girlfriend who had other plans. It was not until a few days later that I finally got to try it out. I had done a large amount of research on an appropriate dose. I visited various newsgroups (alt.drugs, alt.drugs.chemistry) and talked to some other people who had tried it. I concluded that a 50mg dose would not cause any sort of permanent damage. Initial trials proved this was correct. The onset of the drug was not unlike Ecstasy itself. I could actually feel the blood pouring into my groin. The sex that followed was tremendous. I noticed that it greatly increased my sensitivity, particularly in terms of 2-point discrimination on the head of my penis.
My female counterpart was also interested in trying your drug. However, previous experiments with a cocktail of experimental piperazines produced an adverse reaction in her body. I couldn't help but notice that your chemical has a piperazine ring lurking in it, so we decided not to press our luck.
Nonetheless I was excited by the success of this trial and I determined that it would be appropriate to use Viagra with MDMA. Research determined that MDMA is a CYP3A4 inhibitor and thus raises the concentration of sildenafil in the bloodstream by itself. Sources stated that cutting the dose of Viagra in half would be safe. I took 25mg 1 hour before the peak of 125mg of pure powder Ecstasy and 26mg of 2C-B (4-bromo-2,5- dimethoxyphenethylamine). I am sad to report this was not enough Viagra. In a fit of desperation I snorted the remaining 25mg of Viagra. My effort to achieve erection did not work. Though I had fun anyway, my suggestion to future abusers of this combination would be to simply take 50mg of Viagra initially.
The next day we decided to try your drug in conjunction with 5-Me0-DIPT (5- methoxy-diisopropyltryptamine), 17mg. It was a raving success. At the peak of orgasm I was overcome by the impression that I was shooting a 50-foot wide white-hot laser beam from my penis. There were strong overtones of Japanese Anime. The hallucination was quite entertaining.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for making all this reckless drug abuse possible. My girlfriend also wishes to extend her thanks for the hours of amusement your chemical has provided her. She says that the expression on my face was priceless. Your company has done a good deed. Viagra has reunited man with the one thing most valuable to him. Congratulations all around.
Wird Digitales Kino Abwischen-Heraus Heutige Film-Theater?
Bekanntgegeben durch Cliff am Dienstag Juni 04, @01:48PM von der Künstlich-hoch-Preis-für- Bluten-RandArtificially-high-prices-for-bleeding-e dge-techabt.
Phantoman bittet: "ich arbeite für das Campus-Kino an der Universität von Kalifornien Davis und wir schauen in das Erhalten ein Christie oder Barco DLP System nach Digitales Kinoprojektion. Jetzt, wenn dieses die Welle der Zukunft ich ist, bitten Sie Sie alle, 35mm mit Digitalem zu vergleichen. Der Preisumbau auf einer digitalen Einstellung ist ungefähr $140.000. Ohne Inhalt. 35mm ist nicht ganz das billig, aber, wenn meine alten Projektoren des Jahrhunderts 35mm brechen, kann ich Ersatzteile für normalerweise weniger als $100-300 erhalten. Wenn etwas falsch zum DMD (digitale micromirror Vorrichtung) ich paßt, haben Sie ein Gefühl, das jene digitalen Projektorteile mich kosten werden groß. Sind die Filmtheaterketten, die gehen, gehaftet mit grossen Kosten zu erhalten abwärts die Straße, weil Hollywood Produzenten Geld sparen möchten und festere Steuerung über Verteilung haben? Als ob sie nicht ein Monopol bereits: es kostet uns zwischen $500-1000 (oder Hälfte unserer Profite, welches mehr ist), für jede Nacht, die wir zeigen einen Film!" Zu jenen Preisen, die es nicht wie digitale Theater klingt, überholt die 35mm Theater zu jeder Zeit bald, aber was würde geschehen, wenn Hollywood plötzlich die "helle" Idee erhielt, 35mm Bandspuleverteilung innerhalb der nächsten Jahre zu begrenzen? "Digitales alles wohl und für das Produktion Ende gut, aber ist ist jemand, das Gehen, zum fähig zum Fuß die Kosten für digitales am Darstellung Ende zu sein, oder werden wir herauf eine Gerad-zubildschirm Welt fertigwerden? Auch wenn jedermann helfen möchte, zu einem gemeinnützigem für unser digitales System zu spenden, email ich. Wir waren die zweite Schule zum Haben 35mm, ich möchten die ersten zum Haben digitales sein."
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Also, if it's a hot chick[*], put in her contract that you'll only recover her data for oral sex.
[*] or hot guy if you're a hetero female sysadmin or one of those Linux homos.
Make sure something important was there, that wasn't properly placed onto the fileserver.
That's not testing a disaster recovery plan, that's deliberately destroying user data so you can say "See, I'm right, neener."
TONY FUCKIN' DANZA!!!!!
Please try to keep posts on topic.
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
No... it was Sylvia Saint's DVDA scene in Ultimate Anal Sluts 5.
At least they're not killers.
As you may have noticed, we are at war with terrorists and nations that harbor terrorists. Since GNU/Linux is a terrorist-friendly OS, any countries considering switching to GNU/Linux had better build some GNU/bomb-shelters first.
Hey, isn't that Justin Timberlake?
May as well walk into a church and ask "got any Slayer albums?"
Yes, it would be much better to have the pictures exposed to the elements, where they'll quickly deteriorate even more than they already have.
Come on, it's not like Billy goes down to the vault once a week to rummage through the photographs, cackling evilly and saying "ha, look at these pictures, which only I can see! Muahahahahahahaha!"
And I take it you've read Verne in the original French, and the Bible in the original Hebrew / Greek, to confirm that the so-called "moon" is actually mentioned therein? Or are you just relying on faulty translations to English by leftist college professors?
But I guess you figure they talk about the "moon" on CNN, so that makes it real, right? Fucking sheep.
Fuck you, hippie.
Fuck that, let's send them to the Middle East to kill the goddamn filthy Muslim terrorists.
Being in a band means enough free sex that you never have to buy a hooker.
Dancers at the End of Time
Cmdr Taco had a date. He had been sending emails back and forth with this guy
named Hemos. He lived in Wheeling and he lived in Pittsburgh. They made
plans to meet for a sexual interlude. What made this so unique is that Cmdr Taco
is a transvestite. He is tall, 5'11, and thin with a pretty face. Her
long hair-a black wig- complimented his oval face and large red lips.
Although Cmdr Taco is a pretty transvestite, he is not entirely passable.
Somehow, despite his shapely body and pretty face, people notice something
odd about his.
Cmdr Taco and Hemos agreed to meet in a mall parking lot and go from thise to a
motel. As Cmdr Taco was married (his wife doesn't know about his habits), he
had to dress on the road. Driving to his meeting Cmdr Taco glanced at his watch,
"damn!" thought Cmdr Taco, "I'm running sooo late!" Pulling off the interstate,
Cmdr Taco he decided to make his transformation behind an old abandoned Kmart
building.
Parking his car, Cmdr Taco began his transformation from an average looking man
to an above average looking TV. He quickly pulled of his male clothes,
and pulled on a bustier, black stokings and a short, tight, black knit
dress. Before he could finish his make-up, however, Cmdr Taco was startled to
glance up and see a police car facing his.
Quickly pulling some of his male clothes over his to cover up, Cmdr Taco
horrified and terrified at once waited as a young police officer strode to
his car. "Uh, what do you think you are doing hise?" said the officer with
a smirk. "I'm just changing," said Cmdr Taco nervously. The officer continued
to grin and stated "this is private property and you will have to leave
now."
"Yes sir," said Cmdr Taco and in a smooth motion, he pulled his car away from
the parking lot still in a state of undress half-man and half-woman.
Driving down the road, Cmdr Taco parked again behind a RMStucky Fried CHicRMS and
completed his transformation and hurried to his meeting with Hemos. Sitting
in the parking lot, waiting for Hemos, Cmdr Taco completed his make-up. Staring in
the car mirror, Cmdr Taco concluded that this was the best make-up job he had
done yet. THen he settled to wait for Hemos.
Unfortunately, Hemos never showed. As most internet dates go, the men have
bigger eyes than hearts. Disappointed, Cmdr Taco drove out of the parking lot.
He thought back over his eventful day and thought about the police
officer. "Damn!" thought Cmdr Taco, "that cop is cute." Cmdr Taco began to fantasize
about the police officer. "I wonder," pondered Cmdr Taco, "if he is still back
at the parking lot."
Turning his car back towards the Kmart parking lot, Cmdr Taco thought "I'm eithis
crazy, or horny or both." Parking his car in the same spot as before Cmdr Taco
waited and sure enought, the police officer returned. Once again he headed
towards the car. This time, he was greeted by the formidable beauty of
Cmdr Taco's fully made-up face. "I, ugh, I thought, I told you that you couldn't
stay hise.," said the Officer. Cmdr Taco boldy smiled at the officer and eyed
him seductively.
He stood about 5'9, 165lbs of muscle. Short brown hair and sunglasses. He
looked hot, thought Cmdr Taco. He then laid it on the line. "Officer, I was
supposed to meet a guy for a date and I got stood up." "Now, I'm lost"
said Cmdr Taco. "can you please help me read this map?" The police officer
said, "Sure, and my name is RMS." "RMS," Cmdr Taco said, if you get in the car
with me maybe we both can find out which road I should take." Hesitating,
RMS said "Ok." He climbed into Cmdr Taco's car in the passenger's seat.
ALmost as soon as he got in the car, Cmdr Taco boldy and seductively dropped his
had to RMS's crotch. He had a full throbbing hardon. Cmdr Taco and RMS looked
at each othis briefly and then began to kiss passionately. RMS suddenly
broke the embrace. "What am I doing?" he exclaimed. "You are really a a
guy, arn't you?" Cmdr Taco replied "RMS, don't worry about things like that.
Does this feel good?" With that, Cmdr Taco intensified his rubbing of RMS's
crotch. As RMS moaned softly, Cmdr Taco reached inside his blue police pants and
pulled out a very stiff 7 inch dick. Licking his lipstick covered lips,
Cmdr Taco slowly began to kiss and tease RMS's dick with his tongue. RMS moaned
louder. He began to feel Cmdr Taco's breasts and reached around to his ass while
he sucked his hot cock. Suddenly, RMS took command. "Let's get in the
back seat!"
Like a good little girl, Cmdr Taco pulled down his dress and follwoed RMS into
the back seat. Thise they began to kiss passionately as RMS felt Cmdr Taco's
ass, squeezing it and teasing his hole by sliding his fingers aroung the
mateial of his thong panties. "Do you have rubbers?" RMS asked. "Of
course," replied Cmdr Taco. He dug into his purse and pulled out a condom and
pulled it out of the wrapper. In one smooth fluid motion, using his
fingers and mouth, Cmdr Taco slid the condom onto RMS's blood engorged dick.
RMS resumed fingering Cmdr Taco's hot asspussy, sliding a lubed finger inside his
as he kissed his sensuous mouth. Pushing Cmdr Taco on his side, RMS slide the
boy/girl's panties aside and eased his cock inside of his. Entering
slowly, Cmdr Taco moaned all the way as he was penetrated. He thrilled to be
having this hot stud....An officer of the law....sticking his red hot poker
into his. Moaning, RMS began to fuck Cmdr Taco hard. The car began to bounce in
cadence to his thrusts in to the transvestite slut. Squeezing his false
breasts and kissing his neck, RMS fucked in and out of the hot asspussy.
Cmdr Taco moaned in pleasure and pride. He had seduced this man. His dick was
hot for his and pushing in and out of his, taking his towards climax.
Suddenly Cmdr Taco's cock began to shoot hot cum into his panties. He hadn't
even touched his cock, nor had RMS. But the thrill of a hot dick
penetrating his; a man kissing his neck and using his for his pleasure sent
his over the edge and his cock spurted again and again. Soiling his black
lacy panties, Cmdr Taco moaned and twisted. RMS, too, began to feel the power of
an orgasm as Cmdr Taco's spasming asspussy began to milk his dick of cum.
"Oh...cum into me," demanded Cmdr Taco. With that, RMS, exclaimed "hise it
comes, ugh... my cum, in your ass!" Slamming into Cmdr Taco's ass so hard that
he felt almost split in two, RMS dumped a huge load of cum into the rubber
deep inside Cmdr Taco. Then all at once, they both collapsed in the back seat of
Cmdr Taco's car. Breathless and spent.
In a flash, though, RMS's mood changed. He quickly pulled out of Cmdr Taco and
pulled the condom off of his withising dick. "I, ugh...got to go." said
RMS. "But, wait," said Cmdr Taco. "Can we meet again?" RMS nervously replied,
"I've got a girlfriend, and I'm not really into doing guys....I, ugh have
never done one before." Cmdr Taco, tried to think of something to say and before
he could RMS had zipped up and got in his squad car. Before Cmdr Taco could
react, RMS was gone.
Cmdr Taco finihed dressing and drove his car out of the parkinglot and headed
toward the highway. "All in the life of a transvestite," he sighed.
Yes. You're funding terrorists.
This should answer your questions.
Suck my fat one, AC retard.
Log the fuck in next time, you homo!
Fuck you, AC bastards!
At about 10:00, I took 25 mg of 2C-B orally and my wife took 10 mg. I had eaten a short while before, nonetheless, I began feeling the effects within 15 minutes. Everything seemed to come into focus and my sense of being took on a very warm aspect. During the buildup, I listened to a mixset of very loud, very powerful psychedelic trance, and was quite impressed by 2C-B's audio- enhancing effects. The trip continued gaining momentum for what I would approximate to be 2 hours. I also took some GHB during the buildup, which synergized very nicely. At this level, the visuals were reminiscent of LSD as I viewed the carpet, but there were also sparkling filaments of every color flying around of a sort that I had never encountered before. The trails or "tracers" were among the nicest and most pronounced of any I have ever seen, they seemed to light up with neon colors and float away. Tactile sensations were also, as promised in what I had read, greatly enhanced. My wife and I were abstaining from sex due to a recent addition to the family, otherwise I would have investigated the tactile-enhancing aspect of this substance further. Kind of like a brighter, hotter-burning version of its longer-lasting sibling, DOB.
At about 3 or 4 hours into it a lightbulb came on over my head. I had read how 2C-B can make the Ketamine state easier to assimilate upon return to "normal" reality. I figured since this could be my once-in-a-lifetime shot at trying 2C-B, I may as well engage in some serious psychonautics while I had the opportunity. I dissolved 60mg of K in a ml or so of water, and administered with a rectal syringe. I could see within minutes that I was in for a Krazy ride.
I was talking to my wife. None of the words that were escaping my mouth had been formulated in my mind before saying them, and I was only vaguely aware of what I might have been saying. I remember saying something along the lines of "I have no idea how I am able to stand here and communicate with you right now". My consciousness was a spinning vortex made up of swirling neon cloud-glaxies and random thoughts/phrases. The 2C-B was keeping my pieces together and providing an amazing lightshow as K space crept upon me more and more. At about 30 minutes after taking the Ketamine, I laid down on the couch and finally blasted off.
My perceptual field was flooded with insectoid imagery. I experienced the form and unity of the Hive Mind. The Hive and the Anthilll as intelligent lifeforms. A giant mantis-looking thing holding the planet Earth in its grasp (literally!). Neon honeycomb- looking things. One Mind. Gaian Mind. Hive Mind. A lot of the same imagery and thoughts that I had received on high-dose psilocybin encounters were present. I saw myself as the ant, and was well aware of this strange alien power's ability to crush me as such. I was informed that as long as my intentions were good and I was acting on my True Will, I had nothing to fear from these obviously superior lifeforms. On the visual level, everything was flowing and electric. Neon tracers persisted for what seemed like over 10 seconds and floated off into obscureness. I saw the synchronicity in my life reaching a climactic point in the not-so-distant future, at the will of this anthill/hive-type Universal Mind. On an emotional level, the combination of K and 2C-B was extremely opening, and helped me to view my life in a new light- as a series of interacting mechanisms and external forces beyond my control which all culminate to make things happen and to make "me" behave in a certain manner. I looked forward to some events which I knew were coming up in my life with great disdain, knowing that I had fucked up greatly to cause things to be where they currently were. The harsh and verbally abusive way I had been raised as a child follows me to this day, fully interweaved with my being and the way I handle things. Looking at "me" from the outside, witnessing the various mechanisms which make up "me", I realized I have some serious issues I have yet to resolve. The overall message, as has been the message I have received on other psychedelics, is that if I wish to better myself and free myself of the demons that haunt me, I need to quiet my mind and seek clarity through meditation.
The K wore off about an hour after taking it and I rode out the comedown chilling on the futon with my wife, taking bonghits of some rather tasty nug to smooth the landing. While the 2C-B helped to retain much of the K experience, I feel there was still a signifigant portion that I was unable to bring back (secrets humankind was not meant to know, I suppose!). It is unfortunate that these two casualties of the "War on Drugs" are not more widely available, for I feel if more people examined this particular combination, humanities collective unconscious would reap signifigant benefits. I am thankful for this new insight into my own life and the Universe as a whole, and I hope some day I am fortunate enough to experience this particular combo again.
To: Pfizer, Inc.
235 East 42nd St.
New York, NY
10015-5755
From: Merrick Brown
mbrown120@hotmail.com
Date: Saturday, December 11, 1999
Re: Viagra
To whom it may concern-
I would like to congratulate you on your creation of the drug sildenafil citrate (Viagra). Though I have only been using it for a week it has already changed my life tremendously. You see, I am an 18 year-old male who has been abusing Viagra recreationally with my girlfriend. About a month ago I bought 10 100mg tablets from an establishment in Las Vegas that sells "on line prescriptions". It was pathetically easy. On their webpage I filled out a few simple questions stating that I was a 59 year-old man suffering from impotence. I paid $140 for the pills in addition to a $65 "consulting fee". A few days later my Viagra arrived in the mail.
I originally bought it for use in conjunction with Ecstasy (MDMA), as I have found impotence to be a crippling side affect of this drug. However I wanted to first assay its effects on my otherwise sober body. I would have taken it the second it arrived in my mailbox where it not for my worthless girlfriend who had other plans. It was not until a few days later that I finally got to try it out. I had done a large amount of research on an appropriate dose. I visited various newsgroups (alt.drugs, alt.drugs.chemistry) and talked to some other people who had tried it. I concluded that a 50mg dose would not cause any sort of permanent damage. Initial trials proved this was correct. The onset of the drug was not unlike Ecstasy itself. I could actually feel the blood pouring into my groin. The sex that followed was tremendous. I noticed that it greatly increased my sensitivity, particularly in terms of 2-point discrimination on the head of my penis.
My female counterpart was also interested in trying your drug. However, previous experiments with a cocktail of experimental piperazines produced an adverse reaction in her body. I couldn't help but notice that your chemical has a piperazine ring lurking in it, so we decided not to press our luck.
Nonetheless I was excited by the success of this trial and I determined that it would be appropriate to use Viagra with MDMA. Research determined that MDMA is a CYP3A4 inhibitor and thus raises the concentration of sildenafil in the bloodstream by itself. Sources stated that cutting the dose of Viagra in half would be safe. I took 25mg 1 hour before the peak of 125mg of pure powder Ecstasy and 26mg of 2C-B (4-bromo-2,5- dimethoxyphenethylamine). I am sad to report this was not enough Viagra. In a fit of desperation I snorted the remaining 25mg of Viagra. My effort to achieve erection did not work. Though I had fun anyway, my suggestion to future abusers of this combination would be to simply take 50mg of Viagra initially.
The next day we decided to try your drug in conjunction with 5-Me0-DIPT (5- methoxy-diisopropyltryptamine), 17mg. It was a raving success. At the peak of orgasm I was overcome by the impression that I was shooting a 50-foot wide white-hot laser beam from my penis. There were strong overtones of Japanese Anime. The hallucination was quite entertaining.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for making all this reckless drug abuse possible. My girlfriend also wishes to extend her thanks for the hours of amusement your chemical has provided her. She says that the expression on my face was priceless. Your company has done a good deed. Viagra has reunited man with the one thing most valuable to him. Congratulations all around.
Congrats to you, sir.
e dge-techabt.
Wird Digitales Kino Abwischen-Heraus Heutige Film-Theater?
Bekanntgegeben durch Cliff am Dienstag Juni 04, @01:48PM von der Künstlich-hoch-Preis-für- Bluten-RandArtificially-high-prices-for-bleeding-
Phantoman bittet: "ich arbeite für das Campus-Kino an der Universität von Kalifornien Davis und wir schauen in das Erhalten ein Christie oder Barco DLP System nach Digitales Kinoprojektion. Jetzt, wenn dieses die Welle der Zukunft ich ist, bitten Sie Sie alle, 35mm mit Digitalem zu vergleichen. Der Preisumbau auf einer digitalen Einstellung ist ungefähr $140.000. Ohne Inhalt. 35mm ist nicht ganz das billig, aber, wenn meine alten Projektoren des Jahrhunderts 35mm brechen, kann ich Ersatzteile für normalerweise weniger als $100-300 erhalten. Wenn etwas falsch zum DMD (digitale micromirror Vorrichtung) ich paßt, haben Sie ein Gefühl, das jene digitalen Projektorteile mich kosten werden groß. Sind die Filmtheaterketten, die gehen, gehaftet mit grossen Kosten zu erhalten abwärts die Straße, weil Hollywood Produzenten Geld sparen möchten und festere Steuerung über Verteilung haben? Als ob sie nicht ein Monopol bereits: es kostet uns zwischen $500-1000 (oder Hälfte unserer Profite, welches mehr ist), für jede Nacht, die wir zeigen einen Film!" Zu jenen Preisen, die es nicht wie digitale Theater klingt, überholt die 35mm Theater zu jeder Zeit bald, aber was würde geschehen, wenn Hollywood plötzlich die "helle" Idee erhielt, 35mm Bandspuleverteilung innerhalb der nächsten Jahre zu begrenzen? "Digitales alles wohl und für das Produktion Ende gut, aber ist ist jemand, das Gehen, zum fähig zum Fuß die Kosten für digitales am Darstellung Ende zu sein, oder werden wir herauf eine Gerad-zubildschirm Welt fertigwerden? Auch wenn jedermann helfen möchte, zu einem gemeinnützigem für unser digitales System zu spenden, email ich. Wir waren die zweite Schule zum Haben 35mm, ich möchten die ersten zum Haben digitales sein."
Wow, people outside the US are even dumber than I thought.
Snatch? Isn't that Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?