Rumor has it that Katz was so excited by the movie that immediately afterwards he bought a dozen "Rock" masks for his gay lovers to wear while the fuck his ass.
These will replace the old masks, of course, so you'll probably see a glut of lifelike Orlando Bloom masks on Ebay any day now.
"The Akkadians were a Semitic people living on the Arabic peninsula during the great flourishing period of the Sumerian city- states. Although we don't know much about early Akkadian history and culture, we do know that as the Akkadians migrated north, they came in increasing conflict with the Sumerian city-states, and in 2340 BC, the great Akkadian military leader, Sargon, conquered Sumer and built an Akkadian empire stretching over most of the Sumerian city-states and extending as far away as Lebanon. Sargon based his empire in the city of Akkad, which became the basis of the name of his people. This great capital of the largest empire humans had ever seen up until that point later became the city of Babylon, which was the commercial and cultural center of the middle east for almost two thousand years.
But Sargon's ambitious empire lasted for only a blink of an eye in the long time spans with which we measure Mesopotamian history. In 2125, the Sumerian city of Ur in southern Mesopotamia rose up in revolt, and the Akkadian empire fell before a renewal of Sumerian city-states.
The Akkadians were Semites, that is, they spoke a language drawn from a family of languages called Semitic languages (the term "Semite" is a modern designation taken from the Hebrew Scriptures; Shem was a son of Noah and the nations descended from Shem are the Semites). These languages include Hebrew, Arabic, Assyrian, and Babylonian. After the final end of Sumerian power and civilization around 2000 BC, the area came under the exclusive control of Semitic peoples for centuries."
Linux is a type of malicious computer program commonly known as a "Trojan Horse", which is similar to the more common "virus" program. The Linux program was written by a small group of communist hippie perverts, who wrote it as a means of satisfying their sick sexual urges.
Unlike a normal virus, which spreads from computer to computer without human intervention, a trojan horse program must be run by a person using the computer. In most cases, a child is contacted online by a Linux predator, who first tries to establish friendship and gain the child's trust, then provides him with the Linux program and encourages him to install it. Once installed, Linux destroys all programs and user data on a computer, and makes the computer system nearly unusable. In severe instances, the normal graphical computer display is broken, leaving only a crude text display on which commands must be manually typed.
This is where the Linux predator's plan becomes the most insidious. When the child complains that his computer is unusable, he is first shamed and made to feel stupid; then, he is encouraged to attend a "LUG" meeting. Allegedly, "LUG" is an acronym for "Linux User's Group"; however, authorities have heard Linux predators using the expressions "Little Underage Gonads" and "Lube Up, Guys!" In any case, once at these "LUG" meetings, children will be expected to perform sex acts upon the middle-aged Linux predators, in exchange for rudimentary instructions on how to "use" the Linux program.
Is my child at risk?
Yes. All children are at risk, although male children are obviously at greater risk due to the predominance of homosexuality in the Linux "community".
What can I do?
First and foremost, you must monitor your child's computer activities. Make sure you know exactly who he is chatting with online. Check the browser history frequently; In particular, you should look for the web sites slashdot, OSDN, and NewsForge. These three sites are the primary message boards where Linux predators plan and discuss their molestations.
Often times, children who are experimenting with Linux will communicate using code words; unfortunately, unsuspecting parents will often assume this is nothing more than harmless "computer talk". Some samples of this code, along with the translations, are given below:
I need to recompile my kernel Translation: I wish to masturbate to homosexual pornography
Do you have the latest patch for Apache / Sendmail? Translation: May I perform oral / anal sex upon you?
Did you see that article about RMS on Slashdot? Translation: Last night I performed my first rimjob (an act of homosexuality too disgusting to describe here).
Has that code been released under the GPL? Translation: My rectum is still bleeding from the homosexual acts performed at last night's LUG meeting
Dude, Microsoft totally sucks Translation: I do not even use a condom when performing acts of sodomy
If you believe that your child has been experimenting with Linux, you need to take immediate action. Turn on their computer and allow it to boot; if it does not load the familiar Windows "start" screen, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF IMMEDIATELY. It has been infected with the Linux program. You will need to retrieve the Windows installation disk which came with your comptuer, insert it in your CD-Rom drive, and run the "resintall" procedure. This is the only way to return your comptuer to a functional, usable state. If your computer is more than one year old, it is recommended that you purchase and install the latest version of Windows; see your local authorized software retailer for details.
Finally, write your congressman. I know this is shocking, but due to a technicality in the law, the Linux program is currently legal. Contact your congressman and demand that he take steps to close this ugly loophole, so that these Linux deviants can be put behind bars, where they belong. The future of America is in your hands. God bless you all.
Linux is a type of malicious computer program commonly known as a "Trojan Horse", which is similar to the more common "virus" program. The Linux program was written by a small group of communist hippie perverts, who wrote it as a means of satisfying their sick sexual urges.
Unlike a normal virus, which spreads from computer to computer without human intervention, a trojan horse program must be run by a person using the computer. In most cases, a child is contacted online by a Linux predator, who first tries to establish friendship and gain the child's trust, then provides him with the Linux program and encourages him to install it.
Once installed, Linux destroys all programs and user data on a computer, and makes the computer system nearly unusable. In severe instances, the normal graphical computer display is broken, leaving only a crude text display on which commands must be manually typed.
This is where the Linux predator's plan becomes the most insidious. When the child complains that his computer is unusable, he is first shamed and made to feel stupid; then, he is encouraged to attend a "LUG" meeting. Allegedly, "LUG" is an acronym for "Linux User's Group"; however, authorities have heard Linux predators using the expressions "Little Underage Gonads" and "Lube Up, Guys!" In any case, once at these "LUG" meetings, children will be expected to perform perverted sex acts upon the middle-aged Linux deviants in exchange for rudimentary instructions on how to "use" the Linux program.
Is my child at risk?
Yes. All children are at risk, although male children are obviously at greater risk due to the predominance of homosexuality in the Linux "community".
What can I do?
First and foremost, you must monitor your child's computer activities. Make sure you know exactly who he is chatting with online. Check the browser history frequently; In particular, you should look for the web sites slashdot, OSDN, and NewsForge. These three sites are the primary message boards where Linux predators plan and discuss their molestations.
Often times, children who are experimenting with Linux will communicate using code words; unfortunately, unsuspecting parents will often assume this is nothing more than harmless "computer talk". Some samples of this code, along with the translations, are given below:
I need to recompile my kernel Translation: I wish to masturbate to homosexual pornography
Do you have the latest patch for Apache / Sendmail? Translation: May I perform oral / anal sex upon you?
Did you see that article about RMS on Slashdot? Translation: Last night I performed my first rimjob (an act of homosexuality too disgusting to describe here).
Has that code been released under the GPL? Translation: My rectum is still bleeding from the homosexual acts performed at last night's LUG meeting
Dude, Microsoft totally sucks Translation: I do not even use a condom when performing acts of sodomy
If you believe that your child has been experimenting with Linux, you need to take immediate action. Turn on their computer and allow it to boot; if it does not load the familiar Windows "start" screen, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF IMMEDIATELY. It has been infected with the Linux program. You will need to retrieve the Windows installation disk which came with your comptuer, insert it in your CD-Rom drive, and run the "resintall" procedure. This is the only way to return your comptuer to a functional, usable state. If your computer is more than one year old, it is recommended that you purchase and install the latest version of Windows; see your local authorized software retailer for details.
Finally, write your congressman. I know this is shocking, but due to a technicality in the law, the Linux program is currently legal. Contact your congressman and demand that he take steps to close this ugly loophole, so that these Linux deviants can be put behind bars, where they belong. The future of America is in your hands. God bless you all.
Is it just me, or has porn really been, if you'll pardon the expression, sucking lately?
Like any male with a broadband connection, I download copious amounts of pornography to facilitate my masturbatory endeavors. Recently, however, the pornographic videos I download daily from my favorite binary newsgroups completely fail to turn me on, or even hold my interest for more than a few seconds. I can't even achieve and maintain an erection while watching them, much less enjoy a nice stroke session followed by the sweet release of my man-seed.
The problem I have is that current pornographic videos seem to fall into two categories, neither of which I like:
1. Overproduced "Vivid Video" crap. This wouldn't be so bad, except that all the girls go to the same plastic surgeon and get the same "porn star" template. Sorry, but girls who look less natural than real dolls just don't do it for me.
2. Amateur porn. This usually starts out good, with some reasonably cute "girl next door" type, the type I can imagine myself meeting and actually getting somewhere with. Unfortunately, in almost all cases this quickly devolves into a game of "let's see how many disgusting, degrading things we can do to her before she freaks out." Three minutes into the video, she's getting a 2-liter coke bottle shoved up her ass while ten guys come on her face. Again, it just doesn't do it for me.
I'm a man with simple tastes. I just want a cute girl fucking a guy or two, or another cute girl, or some combination thereof. So my question for the slashdot community is, who is making good porn videos these days, and where can I obtain them?
While on the subject of bad pornography, what the hell is up with the whole spitting thing? Seems like every video I see, everyone's spitting - the girl spits on the guy's dick while she's blowing him, then the guy spits in her mouth, then while he's fucking her in the ass, he pulls out, spits in her asshole, then shoves his dick back in. Really, I can't be the only one not turned on by spitting, can I? And don't even get me started on the girls who drool all over themselves while sucking cock.
("Str8 off tha streetx of Compton,dedicated and by most suckas hated. But I got something I want you mutha fuckas to know I really dont give a fuck,hahaha.")
Niggaz aint shit in the 90's I dont trustem and bitches on my dick but they aint shit so mutha fuckem. Eazy knows whats up cuz see he really dont give a fuck cuz it dont concern me if dont pertain to money or a nut. But then again I talk to a few of my friends 9 times outta 10 bout some endz or some skinz. Cuz Im tha type of nigga that gotta have it like a rabbit,rappn is my hustle bustn ho's is a habbit.I stab it like a true no good nigga should,I do it the way a down OG nigga would. And now Niggaz know Eric Wright aint no busta,Another platnium cut from tha Compton Thugsta, My name is "Eazy-E"
"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E, A real Nigga, Born and Raised in Mutha Fuckn Compton, This ones dedicated to you busta ass niggaz,you know who you are. Smoke a fat ass joint to this BITCH!!!HAHAHAH"
I dont think Im all this or that but Im all me original Gangsta E-A-Z-Y-E. Down from tha Jump now Im ending with tha bizya,still rollin in my 6-4 on them thizangs. Do wicked shit,cuz shit is wicked on the streetz and from what my eyes see the wickedness will never cease. Bitches on my dick and ya know Im running yall so ya just sold your soul to tha mutha fuckn devils son in law. Wicked as could be Eazy-E got tha flow.LEAVING A SMELL OF DEATH ON THA ROW FOR SHOW. And a ho cant make me or break me but she can take me to a motel and work a niggaz smell.Cuz Im "Eazy-E"
"Yeah,suck on these nutz mutha fucka's, Get with tha real and quit faking tha funk. And oh yeah,stay off my dick,haha,really doe,hahaha"
I let my demons loose when I hit tha 8 juice, and I leave a trail of stiff's when Im high off of a spliffs.Niggaz talk shit so I talk a lot of shit to, Niggaz want diss fuck them and their whole crew. In fact nigga thank ya for stocking a niggaz bank up yeah Im living swell but Im gangsta like Dresta,no NOT tha Doctor,physician,or the MD, Dresta's an OG Doc is a PHONY. Only the real real can chill with me and tha rest cant fuck with E. Cuz Im tha OG that'll bring ya down,tha devils son in law KING of tha underground. Good to go with tha flow that I throw,giving ya more to let a mutha fucka know. That I can get wreck on tha set and make ya slow cuz yeah know I aint a joke Im a mutha fuckn Loc and my name is "EAZY-E"
"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E,but you bitches can just call me E.A real nigga from tha CPT. Kickn ass and asking questions later...Oh yeah,dont get smoked Loc...And Im out.....Mutha Fucka's (echo Mutha Fucka's)"
5! Minutes! To miiiiiidniiiight The hand that threatens dooooooooom
5! Minutes! To miiiiiidniiiight To kill The unborn in the woooooooooomb
Hackers invade on-line chat rooms!!!!
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Chatting on-line is something akin to visiting the local mall and sitting down in the food court to gab with total strangers.
Every day, thousands gather on the Internet to gossip, meet people, find companionship and pass the time. But just as in real life, there are bullies in chat groups who seek to spoil the fun for everyone else.
They invade and disrupt peaceful discussions and even kick unsuspecting users out. Sometimes they can even usurp the control of chat room hosts and ban them unceremoniously from their own room.
And there's not a darned thing anyone can do about it.
Such individuals consider themselves hackers, and they accomplish their nefarious ends with little programs called "bots" (essentially software robots) that autonomously perform certain tasks. They're not sophisticated and are available to anyone who is able to find them and download them from the Net.
Unfortunately, Web-based chat rooms -- at least the free ones set up by services such as MSN (the Microsoft Network), AOL Chat and IRC -- are extremely vulnerable to these bots, which use lines of computer code called scripts that perform specific actions.
What makes them so vulnerable is that many chat programs are built to use beneficial bots that automatically respond to actions they observe during a chat. For example, a benign administration bot might be set up to say hello to a user entering a chat area or immediately kick out a user who employs foul language.
But there are those that aren't so nice.
There are bots that just annoy: "Scrollers" that cause a chat room's display to repeatedly jump up and down on the screen, and "flooders" that will bombard a user with spurious messages. The worst will actually take over control of a chat room, boot out the person who set it up and give the hacker administrative control of the room.
That's the extent of their nastiness, though. Bots and scripts used in chat rooms can't affect your computer or let the hacker gain access to your hard drive.
Bear in mind, though, that to register for many chat rooms you have to enter a valid e-mail address into the host system. Hackers will be able to see this address and send you e-mail which could contain a virus. By not opening e-mail you're suspicious about and especially never clicking on any attachments you don't recognize, you can avoid infection. Basically, take the same precautions with such free e-mail addresses that you would with any e-mail.
"It seems some think this is a cute game to kill time," says Lynda, a customer support system operator for MSN, Microsoft Corp.'s chat community. Contacted through MSN's live on-line help desk, Lynda said there are often reports of such misuse of chats. "There are currently two bots that I know of people are using that has made this possible for them to do," she said.
So why don't Microsoft and other chat program developers and managers crack down on such misuse?
Well, for one thing, they are generally free services and aren't actively policed by the parent company -- after all, anyone can visit any of these sites and set up their own chat room. Thousands of users are on-line at any given time at each of the services.
So what do you do if you're in the middle of an intriguing conversation with someone and you get suddenly kicked out into the chat site's lobby? "Most people will come here and report it," Lynda said.
"The best advice is to leave the room and create a new room," said Lynda. "The [hackers] that do take ownership really do not do much while in the room."
And services like MSN will get involved when things get serious. Any room that contravenes MSN's code of conduct by having sexual or illegal content in the name or topic gets the owner or host banned from the service.
I've got your picture Of me and you You wrote "I love you" I love you too I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell I asked the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell I want the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Body found in Seattle home of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley
SEATTLE (AP) -- A body was found at the home of Layne Staley, lead singer and guitarist for the Seattle grunge band Alice in Chains.
The King County medical examiner's office scheduled an autopsy Saturday but investigator Jim Sosik could not immediately confirm the identity of the deceased late Friday night.
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer quoted unidentified law enforcement sources as saying the body was Staley's.
The person appeared to have been dead for several days, the P-I reported in Saturday editions.
Seattle Fire Department spokeswoman Sue Stangl told The Associated Press she could not confirm the identity of the deceased.
A Seattle police dispatch officer referred inquiries to the police media officer, who did not return repeated pages.
Like Nirvana and Soundgarden, Alice in Chains was a band prominent in the early '90s Seattle heyday of grunge rock.
The group's first album, Facelift, was released in 1990 and the band quickly rose to prominence, following with albums including Dirt and Alice in Chains.
In a 1996 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Staley spoke of how his drug use influenced his lyrics.
"I wrote about drugs, and I didn't think I was being unsafe or careless by writing about them," he told the magazine. "Here's how my thinking pattern went: When I tried drugs, they were great, and they worked for me for years, and now they're turning against me -- and now I'm walking through hell, and this sucks."
SEATTLE - The lead singer to the Seattle-based grunge rock band Alice in Chains died Friday afternoon.
Kirkland, Wash. native Layne Staley was 34.
A King County medical examiner's investigator said his office collected a body from the address in the 4500 block of 8th Ave. N.E. Friday night and planned an autopsy Saturday. The Medical Examiners office refused to confirm the identity of the deceased.
Alice in Chains was forced to cancel a 1994 tour after Staley admitted his battle with heroin addiction. Unofficial reports suggested that Staley died of a drug overdose.
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported that the person had been dead for several days.
Alice in Chains was one of a handful of grunge rock bands that became a national sensation by bridging the gap between hard rock and alternative music.
In addition to its minimalist, hard- driving music, heroin was also part of the grunge scene.
Alice in Chains was forced to cancel a 1994 tour after Staley admitted his battle with heroin, a drug that had taken a toll on other Seattle musicians, including Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain.
Cobain's own struggle with heroin was well known long before he committed suicide in 1994.
Just three months later, Hole bassist Kristen Pfafff's body was found in the bathtub of her Seattle apartment. She too had died of an overdose.
Body found in home may be that of Alice in Chains singer
Group soared with grunge movement
Saturday, April 20, 2002
By CANDACE HECKMAN SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER REPORTER
A body was found Friday at the University District home of Layne Staley, the lead singer of the seminal Seattle grunge band Alice in Chains.
Law enforcement sources said the body was Staley's, but would not give specifics and referred all questions to police spokesmen -- who did not return repeated calls for comment.
Staley According to the Seattle Fire Department's dispatch log, an aid response was called to Staley's last known address in the 4500 block of Eighth Avenue Northeast in the University District, a section of the city where many boarding homes are located.
The Medical Examiner's office said late last night that they responded to a call at Staley's address and found someone who appeared to have been dead for several days.
They have not officially identified the person.
Staley, 34, wrote lyrics that dealt with the darkness of his struggle with heroin abuse.
Alice in Chains' debut album, "Facelift," was released in 1990 and the group quickly rose to prominence along with other bands from the tight-knit local music community like Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden; one of Pearl Jam's first shows was as an opening act for Alice in Chains.
In 1992, the group released its critically acclaimed album "Dirt," which featured the hit singles "Would?" and "Rooster." The band distinguished itself from its Seattle peers with a hard, morbid sound, and Staley's music often touched on drugs.
According to a fan Web site, Staley was born in 1967 in Kirkland.
The first instrument he played was the drums at the age of 12. He later played in different bands around Seattle.
At a party in 1987, Staley met Jerry Cantrell, who introduced him to Mike Starr (bass) and Sean Kinney (drums).
They decided to start a band and Alice In Chains was born.
In a 1996 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Staley spoke of how his drug use influenced his lyrics.
"I wrote about drugs, and I didn't think I was being unsafe or careless by writing about them," Staley told the magazine. "Here's how my thinking pattern went: When I tried drugs, they were (expletive) great, and they worked for me for years, and now they're turning against me -- and now I'm walking through hell, and this sucks."
In the same article, he said: "I'm gonna be here for a long time. I'm scared of death, especially death by my own hand. I'm scared of where I would go. Not that I ever consider that, because I don't."
Staley told the magazine he did not want to be seen as a rock god or martyr.
"I saw all the suffering that Kurt Cobain went through. I didn't know him real well, but I just saw this real vibrant person turn into a real shy, timid, withdrawn, introverted person who could hardly get a hello out... At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself."
Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice, and dedication to get it right, but any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.
What applies to the penis applies to the vulva-- every one is different, requiring a different touch to make its owner happy. But few tools can equal the tongue for the amount of pleasure it can deliver to a happy vagina.
This article assumes that you know what a vulva looks like and can identify with some precision the mons veneris, labia majora, clitoral hood, clitoris, labia minora, urethra, vagina, and perineum, to name them (approximately) from top to bottom.
How fast should I go?
This isn't an attack. Don't go after the clitoris like a fireman attacking a fire. Quite often at first, the clitoris is far too sensitive for direct stimulation. Lick around it, stimulating the hood, teasing her inner labia, tasting her. Take your time and listen to her. Some women make noise, and some do not. It will be a while before you learn exactly what your lover prefers as far as oral sex is concerned.
Some women may like additional stimulation-- a finger or two into the vagina, or perhaps even the anus. She may want your hands to reach up and play with her breasts, or she may want your fingers to hold her labia apart so that your tongue can get at her vulva more directly.
I've heard cunnilingus doesn't taste good.
If the taste or smell bothers you or is a concern, ask her to wash first. Most people who enjoy cunnilingus agree that a clean vagina is a good, if acquired, taste.
As a woman nears her climax, she may want more direct stimulation. In general, fast, rhythmic stimulation is most effective at causing climax-- but there shouldn't be a rush to get there. Take your time and learn to appreciate what you can do for her.
What about cunnilingus during menstruation?
Some people are particularly turned off at the suggestion of cunnilingus during menstruation. If it is a concern to you, then wait. A tampon may well hold the blood back, as will a diaphragm, but some men can't stand the taste anyway. If your partner is healthy, however, there is no particular danger in menstrual blood, and some women find that orgasms during their periods allievate cramps.
OK, maybe I'm drunk, but this story doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense.
Wait, no, scratch the maybe. I am drunk. Still, anyone follow what the fuck's this all about? All I'm getting is 'blah blah blah something something games somthing my names chrisd and I like penis somethign something blah.' Anyone care to explain?
Slashdot Mirror
I take it you're timeshifting "The (Hopefully) Great Slashdot Blackout (21 April - 27 April)" as well?
I'll flood your ass with my semen, AC faggot.
Apparently Jon Katz had a major crush on Layne Staley. They better guard that body round-the-clock.
Rumor has it that Katz was so excited by the movie that immediately afterwards he bought a dozen "Rock" masks for his gay lovers to wear while the fuck his ass.
These will replace the old masks, of course, so you'll probably see a glut of lifelike Orlando Bloom masks on Ebay any day now.
Akkadian, not Acadian.
"The Akkadians were a Semitic people living on the Arabic peninsula during the great flourishing period of the Sumerian city- states. Although we don't know much about early Akkadian history and culture, we do know that as the Akkadians migrated north, they came in increasing conflict with the Sumerian city-states, and in 2340 BC, the great Akkadian military leader, Sargon, conquered Sumer and built an Akkadian empire stretching over most of the Sumerian city-states and extending as far away as Lebanon. Sargon based his empire in the city of Akkad, which became the basis of the name of his people. This great capital of the largest empire humans had ever seen up until that point later became the city of Babylon, which was the commercial and cultural center of the middle east for almost two thousand years.
But Sargon's ambitious empire lasted for only a blink of an eye in the long time spans with which we measure Mesopotamian history. In 2125, the Sumerian city of Ur in southern Mesopotamia rose up in revolt, and the Akkadian empire fell before a renewal of Sumerian city-states.
The Akkadians were Semites, that is, they spoke a language drawn from a family of languages called Semitic languages (the term "Semite" is a modern designation taken from the Hebrew Scriptures; Shem was a son of Noah and the nations descended from Shem are the Semites). These languages include Hebrew, Arabic, Assyrian, and Babylonian. After the final end of Sumerian power and civilization around 2000 BC, the area came under the exclusive control of Semitic peoples for centuries."
What Every Parent Should Know About Linux
What is Linux?
Linux is a type of malicious computer program commonly known as a "Trojan Horse", which is similar to the more common "virus" program. The Linux program was written by a small group of communist hippie perverts, who wrote it as a means of satisfying their sick sexual urges.
Unlike a normal virus, which spreads from computer to computer without human intervention, a trojan horse program must be run by a person using the computer. In most cases, a child is contacted online by a Linux predator, who first tries to establish friendship and gain the child's trust, then provides him with the Linux program and encourages him to install it. Once installed, Linux destroys all programs and user data on a computer, and makes the computer system nearly unusable. In severe instances, the normal graphical computer display is broken, leaving only a crude text display on which commands must be manually typed.
This is where the Linux predator's plan becomes the most insidious. When the child complains that his computer is unusable, he is first shamed and made to feel stupid; then, he is encouraged to attend a "LUG" meeting. Allegedly, "LUG" is an acronym for "Linux User's Group"; however, authorities have heard Linux predators using the expressions "Little Underage Gonads" and "Lube Up, Guys!" In any case, once at these "LUG" meetings, children will be expected to perform sex acts upon the middle-aged Linux predators, in exchange for rudimentary instructions on how to "use" the Linux program.
Is my child at risk?
Yes. All children are at risk, although male children are obviously at greater risk due to the predominance of homosexuality in the Linux "community".
What can I do?
First and foremost, you must monitor your child's computer activities. Make sure you know exactly who he is chatting with online. Check the browser history frequently; In particular, you should look for the web sites slashdot, OSDN, and NewsForge. These three sites are the primary message boards where Linux predators plan and discuss their molestations.
Often times, children who are experimenting with Linux will communicate using code words; unfortunately, unsuspecting parents will often assume this is nothing more than harmless "computer talk". Some samples of this code, along with the translations, are given below:
Translation: I wish to masturbate to homosexual pornography
Translation: May I perform oral / anal sex upon you?
Translation: Last night I performed my first rimjob (an act of homosexuality too disgusting to describe here).
Translation: My rectum is still bleeding from the homosexual acts performed at last night's LUG meeting
Translation: I do not even use a condom when performing acts of sodomy
If you believe that your child has been experimenting with Linux, you need to take immediate action. Turn on their computer and allow it to boot; if it does not load the familiar Windows "start" screen, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF IMMEDIATELY. It has been infected with the Linux program. You will need to retrieve the Windows installation disk which came with your comptuer, insert it in your CD-Rom drive, and run the "resintall" procedure. This is the only way to return your comptuer to a functional, usable state. If your computer is more than one year old, it is recommended that you purchase and install the latest version of Windows; see your local authorized software retailer for details.
Finally, write your congressman. I know this is shocking, but due to a technicality in the law, the Linux program is currently legal. Contact your congressman and demand that he take steps to close this ugly loophole, so that these Linux deviants can be put behind bars, where they belong. The future of America is in your hands. God bless you all.
Step 1: Bomb Europe back to the stone age.
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit.
What Every Parent Should Know About Linux
What is Linux?
Linux is a type of malicious computer program commonly known as a "Trojan Horse", which is similar to the more common "virus" program. The Linux program was written by a small group of communist hippie perverts, who wrote it as a means of satisfying their sick sexual urges.
Unlike a normal virus, which spreads from computer to computer without human intervention, a trojan horse program must be run by a person using the computer. In most cases, a child is contacted online by a Linux predator, who first tries to establish friendship and gain the child's trust, then provides him with the Linux program and encourages him to install it. Once installed, Linux destroys all programs and user data on a computer, and makes the computer system nearly unusable. In severe instances, the normal graphical computer display is broken, leaving only a crude text display on which commands must be manually typed.
This is where the Linux predator's plan becomes the most insidious. When the child complains that his computer is unusable, he is first shamed and made to feel stupid; then, he is encouraged to attend a "LUG" meeting. Allegedly, "LUG" is an acronym for "Linux User's Group"; however, authorities have heard Linux predators using the expressions "Little Underage Gonads" and "Lube Up, Guys!" In any case, once at these "LUG" meetings, children will be expected to perform perverted sex acts upon the middle-aged Linux deviants in exchange for rudimentary instructions on how to "use" the Linux program.
Is my child at risk?
Yes. All children are at risk, although male children are obviously at greater risk due to the predominance of homosexuality in the Linux "community".
What can I do?
First and foremost, you must monitor your child's computer activities. Make sure you know exactly who he is chatting with online. Check the browser history frequently; In particular, you should look for the web sites slashdot, OSDN, and NewsForge. These three sites are the primary message boards where Linux predators plan and discuss their molestations.
Often times, children who are experimenting with Linux will communicate using code words; unfortunately, unsuspecting parents will often assume this is nothing more than harmless "computer talk". Some samples of this code, along with the translations, are given below:
Translation: I wish to masturbate to homosexual pornography
Translation: May I perform oral / anal sex upon you?
Translation: Last night I performed my first rimjob (an act of homosexuality too disgusting to describe here).
Translation: My rectum is still bleeding from the homosexual acts performed at last night's LUG meeting
Translation: I do not even use a condom when performing acts of sodomy
If you believe that your child has been experimenting with Linux, you need to take immediate action. Turn on their computer and allow it to boot; if it does not load the familiar Windows "start" screen, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF IMMEDIATELY. It has been infected with the Linux program. You will need to retrieve the Windows installation disk which came with your comptuer, insert it in your CD-Rom drive, and run the "resintall" procedure. This is the only way to return your comptuer to a functional, usable state. If your computer is more than one year old, it is recommended that you purchase and install the latest version of Windows; see your local authorized software retailer for details.
Finally, write your congressman. I know this is shocking, but due to a technicality in the law, the Linux program is currently legal. Contact your congressman and demand that he take steps to close this ugly loophole, so that these Linux deviants can be put behind bars, where they belong. The future of America is in your hands. God bless you all.
Thanks for your help. I'll look for these on Morpheus and Kkaazzaa.
Sounds like the US might have to start "exporting" bombs to some EU nations.
Is it just me, or has porn really been, if you'll pardon the expression, sucking lately?
Like any male with a broadband connection, I download copious amounts of pornography to facilitate my masturbatory endeavors. Recently, however, the pornographic videos I download daily from my favorite binary newsgroups completely fail to turn me on, or even hold my interest for more than a few seconds. I can't even achieve and maintain an erection while watching them, much less enjoy a nice stroke session followed by the sweet release of my man-seed.
The problem I have is that current pornographic videos seem to fall into two categories, neither of which I like:
1. Overproduced "Vivid Video" crap. This wouldn't be so bad, except that all the girls go to the same plastic surgeon and get the same "porn star" template. Sorry, but girls who look less natural than real dolls just don't do it for me.
2. Amateur porn. This usually starts out good, with some reasonably cute "girl next door" type, the type I can imagine myself meeting and actually getting somewhere with. Unfortunately, in almost all cases this quickly devolves into a game of "let's see how many disgusting, degrading things we can do to her before she freaks out." Three minutes into the video, she's getting a 2-liter coke bottle shoved up her ass while ten guys come on her face. Again, it just doesn't do it for me.
I'm a man with simple tastes. I just want a cute girl fucking a guy or two, or another cute girl, or some combination thereof. So my question for the slashdot community is, who is making good porn videos these days, and where can I obtain them?
While on the subject of bad pornography, what the hell is up with the whole spitting thing? Seems like every video I see, everyone's spitting - the girl spits on the guy's dick while she's blowing him, then the guy spits in her mouth, then while he's fucking her in the ass, he pulls out, spits in her asshole, then shoves his dick back in. Really, I can't be the only one not turned on by spitting, can I? And don't even get me started on the girls who drool all over themselves while sucking cock.
Depends - vaginal or anal?
Black this out bitches.
("Str8 off tha streetx of Compton,dedicated and by most suckas hated. But I got something I want you mutha fuckas to know I really dont give a fuck,hahaha.")
,you know who you are. Smoke a fat ass joint to this BITCH!!!HAHAHAH"
Niggaz aint shit in the 90's I dont trustem and bitches on my dick but they aint shit so mutha fuckem. Eazy knows whats up cuz see he really dont give a fuck cuz it dont concern me if dont pertain to money or a nut. But then again I talk to a few of my friends 9 times outta 10 bout some endz or some skinz. Cuz Im tha type of nigga that gotta have it like a rabbit,rappn is my hustle bustn ho's is a habbit.I stab it like a true no good nigga should,I do it the way a down OG nigga would. And now Niggaz know Eric Wright aint no busta,Another platnium cut from tha Compton Thugsta, My name is "Eazy-E"
"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E, A real Nigga, Born and Raised in Mutha Fuckn Compton, This ones dedicated to you busta ass niggaz
I dont think Im all this or that but Im all me original Gangsta E-A-Z-Y-E. Down from tha Jump now Im ending with tha bizya,still rollin in my 6-4 on them thizangs. Do wicked shit,cuz shit is wicked on the streetz and from what my eyes see the wickedness will never cease. Bitches on my dick and ya know Im running yall so ya just sold your soul to tha mutha fuckn devils son in law. Wicked as could be Eazy-E got tha flow.LEAVING A SMELL OF DEATH ON THA ROW FOR SHOW. And a ho cant make me or break me but she can take me to a motel and work a niggaz smell.Cuz Im "Eazy-E"
"Yeah,suck on these nutz mutha fucka's, Get with tha real and quit faking tha funk. And oh yeah,stay off my dick,haha,really doe,hahaha"
I let my demons loose when I hit tha 8 juice, and I leave a trail of stiff's when Im high off of a spliffs.Niggaz talk shit so I talk a lot of shit to, Niggaz want diss fuck them and their whole crew. In fact nigga thank ya for stocking a niggaz bank up yeah Im living swell but Im gangsta like Dresta,no NOT tha Doctor,physician,or the MD, Dresta's an OG Doc is a PHONY. Only the real real can chill with me and tha rest cant fuck with E. Cuz Im tha OG that'll bring ya down,tha devils son in law KING of tha underground. Good to go with tha flow that I throw,giving ya more to let a mutha fucka know. That I can get wreck on tha set and make ya slow cuz yeah know I aint a joke Im a mutha fuckn Loc and my name is "EAZY-E"
"Eazy Mutha Fuckn E,but you bitches can just call me E.A real nigga from tha CPT. Kickn ass and asking questions later...Oh yeah,dont get smoked Loc...And Im out.....Mutha Fucka's (echo Mutha Fucka's)"
I realize I missed a day
But I'm too wrecked to care anyway
I look arownd and and see this face
What the hell have I lost my taste
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out
My head explodes, my ears ring
I can't remember just where I've been
The last thing that I recall
I got lost in a deep black hole
Don't want to find out
Just want to cut out
Blackout
I really had a Blackout
I grab my things and make a run
On my way out, another one
Would like to know before I stop
Did I make it or did I flop
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out
Blackout
I really had a Blackout
Don't want to find out
Just want to get out
Blackout
I really had a Blackout
howdy
5! Minutes! To miiiiiidniiiight
The hand that threatens dooooooooom
5! Minutes! To miiiiiidniiiight
To kill The unborn in the woooooooooomb
Chatting on-line is something akin to visiting the local mall and sitting down in the food court to gab with total strangers.
Every day, thousands gather on the Internet to gossip, meet people, find companionship and pass the time. But just as in real life, there are bullies in chat groups who seek to spoil the fun for everyone else.
They invade and disrupt peaceful discussions and even kick unsuspecting users out. Sometimes they can even usurp the control of chat room hosts and ban them unceremoniously from their own room.
And there's not a darned thing anyone can do about it.
Such individuals consider themselves hackers, and they accomplish their nefarious ends with little programs called "bots" (essentially software robots) that autonomously perform certain tasks. They're not sophisticated and are available to anyone who is able to find them and download them from the Net.
Unfortunately, Web-based chat rooms -- at least the free ones set up by services such as MSN (the Microsoft Network), AOL Chat and IRC -- are extremely vulnerable to these bots, which use lines of computer code called scripts that perform specific actions.
What makes them so vulnerable is that many chat programs are built to use beneficial bots that automatically respond to actions they observe during a chat. For example, a benign administration bot might be set up to say hello to a user entering a chat area or immediately kick out a user who employs foul language.
But there are those that aren't so nice.
There are bots that just annoy: "Scrollers" that cause a chat room's display to repeatedly jump up and down on the screen, and "flooders" that will bombard a user with spurious messages. The worst will actually take over control of a chat room, boot out the person who set it up and give the hacker administrative control of the room.
That's the extent of their nastiness, though. Bots and scripts used in chat rooms can't affect your computer or let the hacker gain access to your hard drive.
Bear in mind, though, that to register for many chat rooms you have to enter a valid e-mail address into the host system. Hackers will be able to see this address and send you e-mail which could contain a virus. By not opening e-mail you're suspicious about and especially never clicking on any attachments you don't recognize, you can avoid infection. Basically, take the same precautions with such free e-mail addresses that you would with any e-mail.
"It seems some think this is a cute game to kill time," says Lynda, a customer support system operator for MSN, Microsoft Corp.'s chat community. Contacted through MSN's live on-line help desk, Lynda said there are often reports of such misuse of chats. "There are currently two bots that I know of people are using that has made this possible for them to do," she said.
So why don't Microsoft and other chat program developers and managers crack down on such misuse?
Well, for one thing, they are generally free services and aren't actively policed by the parent company -- after all, anyone can visit any of these sites and set up their own chat room. Thousands of users are on-line at any given time at each of the services.
So what do you do if you're in the middle of an intriguing conversation with someone and you get suddenly kicked out into the chat site's lobby? "Most people will come here and report it," Lynda said.
"The best advice is to leave the room and create a new room," said Lynda. "The [hackers] that do take ownership really do not do much while in the room."
And services like MSN will get involved when things get serious. Any room that contravenes MSN's code of conduct by having sexual or illegal content in the name or topic gets the owner or host banned from the service.
I've got your picture Of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger
Everyone
That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Body found in Seattle home of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley
SEATTLE (AP) -- A body was found at the home of Layne Staley, lead singer and guitarist for the Seattle grunge band Alice in Chains.
The King County medical examiner's office scheduled an autopsy Saturday but investigator Jim Sosik could not immediately confirm the identity of the deceased late Friday night.
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer quoted unidentified law enforcement sources as saying the body was Staley's.
The person appeared to have been dead for several days, the P-I reported in Saturday editions.
Seattle Fire Department spokeswoman Sue Stangl told The Associated Press she could not confirm the identity of the deceased.
A Seattle police dispatch officer referred inquiries to the police media officer, who did not return repeated pages.
Like Nirvana and Soundgarden, Alice in Chains was a band prominent in the early '90s Seattle heyday of grunge rock.
The group's first album, Facelift, was released in 1990 and the band quickly rose to prominence, following with albums including Dirt and Alice in Chains.
In a 1996 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Staley spoke of how his drug use influenced his lyrics.
"I wrote about drugs, and I didn't think I was being unsafe or careless by writing about them," he told the magazine. "Here's how my thinking pattern went: When I tried drugs, they were great, and they worked for me for years, and now they're turning against me -- and now I'm walking through hell, and this sucks."
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Hitlermas.
Alice in Chains lead singer dies
04/20/2002
Jim Klockow, KING5.com
SEATTLE - The lead singer to the Seattle-based grunge rock band Alice in Chains died Friday afternoon.
Kirkland, Wash. native Layne Staley was 34.
A King County medical examiner's investigator said his office collected a body from the address in the 4500 block of 8th Ave. N.E. Friday night and planned an autopsy Saturday. The Medical Examiners office refused to confirm the identity of the deceased.
Alice in Chains was forced to cancel a 1994 tour after Staley admitted his battle with heroin addiction.
Unofficial reports suggested that Staley died of a drug overdose.
The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported that the person had been dead for several days.
Alice in Chains was one of a handful of grunge rock bands that became a national sensation by bridging the gap between hard rock and alternative music.
In addition to its minimalist, hard- driving music, heroin was also part of the grunge scene.
Alice in Chains was forced to cancel a 1994 tour after Staley admitted his battle with heroin, a drug that had taken a toll on other Seattle musicians, including Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain.
Cobain's own struggle with heroin was well known long before he committed suicide in 1994.
Just three months later, Hole bassist Kristen Pfafff's body was found in the bathtub of her Seattle apartment. She too had died of an overdose.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
Body found in home may be that of Alice in Chains singer
... At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself."
Group soared with grunge movement
Saturday, April 20, 2002
By CANDACE HECKMAN
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER REPORTER
A body was found Friday at the University District home of Layne Staley, the lead singer of the seminal Seattle grunge band Alice in Chains.
Law enforcement sources said the body was Staley's, but would not give specifics and referred all questions to police spokesmen -- who did not return repeated calls for comment.
Staley
According to the Seattle Fire Department's dispatch log, an aid response was called to Staley's last known address in the 4500 block of Eighth Avenue Northeast in the University District, a section of the city where many boarding homes are located.
The Medical Examiner's office said late last night that they responded to a call at Staley's address and found someone who appeared to have been dead for several days.
They have not officially identified the person.
Staley, 34, wrote lyrics that dealt with the darkness of his struggle with heroin abuse.
Alice in Chains' debut album, "Facelift," was released in 1990 and the group quickly rose to prominence along with other bands from the tight-knit local music community like Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden; one of Pearl Jam's first shows was as an opening act for Alice in Chains.
In 1992, the group released its critically acclaimed album "Dirt," which featured the hit singles "Would?" and "Rooster." The band distinguished itself from its Seattle peers with a hard, morbid sound, and Staley's music often touched on drugs.
According to a fan Web site, Staley was born in 1967 in Kirkland.
The first instrument he played was the drums at the age of 12. He later played in different bands around Seattle.
At a party in 1987, Staley met Jerry Cantrell, who introduced him to Mike Starr (bass) and Sean Kinney (drums).
They decided to start a band and Alice In Chains was born.
In a 1996 interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Staley spoke of how his drug use influenced his lyrics.
"I wrote about drugs, and I didn't think I was being unsafe or careless by writing about them," Staley told the magazine. "Here's how my thinking pattern went: When I tried drugs, they were (expletive) great, and they worked for me for years, and now they're turning against me -- and now I'm walking through hell, and this sucks."
In the same article, he said: "I'm gonna be here for a long time. I'm scared of death, especially death by my own hand. I'm scared of where I would go. Not that I ever consider that, because I don't."
Staley told the magazine he did not want to be seen as a rock god or martyr.
"I saw all the suffering that Kurt Cobain went through. I didn't know him real well, but I just saw this real vibrant person turn into a real shy, timid, withdrawn, introverted person who could hardly get a hello out
What is cunnilingus?
Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice, and dedication to get it right, but any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.
What applies to the penis applies to the vulva-- every one is different, requiring a different touch to make its owner happy. But few tools can equal the tongue for the amount of pleasure it can deliver to a happy vagina.
This article assumes that you know what a vulva looks like and can identify with some precision the mons veneris, labia majora, clitoral hood, clitoris, labia minora, urethra, vagina, and perineum, to name them (approximately) from top to bottom.
How fast should I go?
This isn't an attack. Don't go after the clitoris like a fireman attacking a fire. Quite often at first, the clitoris is far too sensitive for direct stimulation. Lick around it, stimulating the hood, teasing her inner labia, tasting her. Take your time and listen to her. Some women make noise, and some do not. It will be a while before you learn exactly what your lover prefers as far as oral sex is concerned.
Some women may like additional stimulation-- a finger or two into the vagina, or perhaps even the anus. She may want your hands to reach up and play with her breasts, or she may want your fingers to hold her labia apart so that your tongue can get at her vulva more directly.
I've heard cunnilingus doesn't taste good.
If the taste or smell bothers you or is a concern, ask her to wash first. Most people who enjoy cunnilingus agree that a clean vagina is a good, if acquired, taste.
As a woman nears her climax, she may want more direct stimulation. In general, fast, rhythmic stimulation is most effective at causing climax-- but there shouldn't be a rush to get there. Take your time and learn to appreciate what you can do for her.
What about cunnilingus during menstruation?
Some people are particularly turned off at the suggestion of cunnilingus during menstruation. If it is a concern to you, then wait. A tampon may well hold the blood back, as will a diaphragm, but some men can't stand the taste anyway. If your partner is healthy, however, there is no particular danger in menstrual blood, and some women find that orgasms during their periods allievate cramps.
OK, maybe I'm drunk, but this story doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense.
Wait, no, scratch the maybe. I am drunk. Still, anyone follow what the fuck's this all about? All I'm getting is 'blah blah blah something something games somthing my names chrisd and I like penis somethign something blah.' Anyone care to explain?