I feel a hot wind on my shoulder And the touch of a world that is older Turn the switch and check the number Leave it on when in bed I slumber I hear the rhythms of the music I buy the product and never use it I hear the talking of the dj Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio I'm on a mexican radio
I dial it in and tune the station They talk about the u.s. inflation I understand just a little No comprende--it's a riddle
I'm on a mexican radio I'm on a mexican radio
I wish I was in Tiajuana Eating barbequed iguana I'd take requests on the telephone I'm on a wavelength far from home I feel a hot wind on my shoulder I dial it in from south of the border I hear the talking of the dj Can't understand just what does he say?
I just ate a quarter sheet of shockingly low-quality blotter. In about 20 minutes I should be clawing out my eyeballs and using them as martini olives.
Needles stabbed in to the walls The executioner's curtain call Fighting back he found his life drowning And there was no way out Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself It happened just the other day Jesus come and pushed him off the shelf He thought he'd find a better way with slashing and stabbing and maiming and ramming The death through his black curtains where clothes once lied The roof kicked out and the rope tied to the rafters A quick of the chair and it's all through If Richie only knew Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself It happened just the other day Jesus come and push him off the shelf He thought he find a better way With needles, injecting, and shooting subutanuly His life suddenly flashed right before his eyes What a swingin' guy Turning grey with mold This is when he died Give it up, give it up, throw it all away Boiling acid bath Pulmonary wrath Feel the pulling surge It won't let you go Throw it all away, throw it all away, Throw it all a, throw it all a, Throw it all away Swinging in his room Richard won't come out to play Cuz Richie hung himself the other day Oh how the years seems to fly by Is death the final high Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself It happened just the other day Jesus come and push him off the shelf He thought he'd find a better way with learning and stabbing and ripping and stabbing and treading and stabbing and shredding and stabbing and ripping and tearing and tacking and maiming taking the body God gave to you I gotta get out What do I do? Die Just to name a few Richard hung himself Cuz Richard hung himself Richard hung himself Cuz Richie swung himself Richard hung himself Richard strung himself Richard hung himself The needles stung himself Richard hung himself They pushed him of the shelf Richard hung himself Cuz Richard hung himself Richard hung himself Richard hung himself Richard hung
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If she said you popped her anal cherry, she's a fucking lying bitch. That slut's had more dick in her ass than a white boy in Folsom.
Still, if she was actually in pain, I'm impressed. I can't get any friction out of her ass at all these days. You must have a dick the size of Texas.
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Yeah, I remember when your mom hot Carled the best part of you off the end of my cock.
In any case, better to be a sick fuck than stupid little AC faggot whose idea of a clever retort is to lamely attempt to personalize a line from Full Metal Jacket.
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I love chicks who white-knuckle the sheets, grit their teeth, and reluctantly submit to anal; but then again, I'm a sick fucking bastard.
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The first one was my second cousin, actually. The second one was your mom.
Kinda sucks - I thought everything would be okay when I came in her ass, because I assumed that you couldn't impregnate shit; but then 9 months later she sat down on the toilet to take a dump, and there you were.
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So I was at this party talking to this chick, and one thing led to another and we ended up in one of the bedrooms. I was fucking her doggie style, but then I accidently slipped and ended up shoving my dick in her ass. She fucking screams, and everyone in the party came running into the room to see what was going on, and there I am standing there with my dick in my hand, while she's face down on the bed crying. It was really embarassing.
Could have been worse, though. This other time this chick was riding me, and she bounced up too high and when she came down my dick slipped right up into her ass. Know what she did? Said "oooh" and kept on going. That just creeped the fuck out of me, I tell you.
A while back, at a job previous to the one I have now, I had an ongoing sexual relationship with one of my co-workers. When she first started there, I thought she was cute, but then I found out that she already had a boyfriend. They had moved here from another state and were living together. Turns out, though, that she was a cheating little slut, and after a few months we were fucking on a regular basis.
Generally, we would do it at my place after work, or we'd just go out for a drive somewhere, park in a remote spot, and fuck in the car. Occasionally we would fuck at work, after everyone else was gone, usually on the couch in our boss' office. Sometimes, though, her boyfriend would go out of town. While he was gone, I'd be at his apartment every night, fucking his girlfriend's brains out in his own bed (and in his shower, on his couch, on his floor, in his kitchen...)
Sometimes when we didn't have any condoms with us, I would pull out and come all over her stomach, or on her ass. She really got off on that sort of thing. I came on her face once, too; not on purpose, she was just sucking my cock and happened to pull her mouth away at the wrong time, but she really seemed to enjoy it anyways.
In any case, eventually I left for a different job, and our relationship ended. The funniest thing of all is that she ended up marrying the guy she had been living with. I bet the guy never even found out what a fucking whore he was marrying.
I never got along with the girls at my school Filling me up with all their morals and their rules They'd pile all their problems on my head I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently I creep on over to the mortuary Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died... But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone They don't scream and they don't moan Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Hey, did you know the World Cup (or as we say in the US, the "World Cup of Soccer") is being held in Japan this year?
What's really cool is that every time the Japanese team wins a match, they bring out a girl in a school uniform and everyone in the stadium gets to bukakke her!
(Now wait a minute, y'all / This dance ain't for everybody / Only the sexy people / So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance / Dance, I said!)
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect / Want you to push it, babe / Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat / C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know / How to become number one in a hot party show / Now push it
Ah, push it - push it good / Ah, push it - push it real good / Ah, push it - push it good / Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Push it good / Push it real good / Ah, push it / Ah, push it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop / Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss / Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed / Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? / Now push it
Push it good / Push it real good / Push it good / P-push it real good
Ah, push it / Get up on this!
Boy, you really got me going / You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Oh my god, that fucking bastard! How could he sell out like that?
I mean, obviously there's no way he - or anyone, for that matter - could have an honest difference of opinion with the Slashdot dogma, right? He must have been threatened or paid off. What a scumbag.
When she gets upset with you, you need to get really romantic. Give her a hug and tell her you love her. Take her out for a nice dinner. Bring her back home, light up the fireplace, open a bottle of wine. Show her that you really love her.
Then bend her over and fuck her in the ass. Don't use lube, either. That'll teach her.
Is it just me, or are the "number of comments" lines on the front page not updating?
I'm seeing new stories, but for this story and the British Broadband story it says there's no comments, and the Instant Messaging story is stuck at 28 comments.
Slashdot Mirror
Awwwwwww yeah gotz ta tip da 40 fo all ma dead homiez.
Word!
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
Turn the switch and check the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I hear the rhythms of the music
I buy the product and never use it
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I dial it in and tune the station
They talk about the u.s. inflation
I understand just a little
No comprende--it's a riddle
I'm on a mexican radio
I'm on a mexican radio
I wish I was in Tiajuana
Eating barbequed iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the dj
Can't understand just what does he say?
Radio radio...
I just ate a quarter sheet of shockingly low-quality blotter. In about 20 minutes I should be clawing out my eyeballs and using them as martini olives.
Fuck, that's going to rock.
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
then they'll never get to you
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
then we'll see who buries who
strike while the iron is hot
strike they won't get off a shot
strike so our bombs from space
protect the all american race
strike end this menace red
strike they'd be better off dead
strike when their last blood is shed
then we won't worry who's ahead
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
we don't have to take their shit
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
we'll be better of for it
strike while they're all asleep
strike kill the commie creeps
strike they messed with the best
now they die like the rest
strike give 'em one for me
strike put it on t.v.
strike cause the "duke" would do it
he would make the russkies chew it
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
bomb the russians
anarchy, kill a cat
shoot james brady in the back
raise an army of rabid rats
beat your neighbor with a bat
anarchy burger
hold the government
anarchy burger
hold the government
anarchy, go ape shit
let them know your sick of it
write your congressman,
tell him he sucks, you're only in it for the bucks
anarchy burger
hold the government
anarchy burger
hold the government
you're all potential anarchy burgers
if you want to be free
order yourself an anarchy burger
(hold the government, please)
anarchy burger
hold the government
America stands for freedom
but if you think you're free
try walking into a deli
and urinating on the cheese
anarchy burger
hold the government
anarchy burger
hold the government
say fuck in front of your mom
fuck!
and
go to school naked
Needles stabbed in to the walls
The executioner's curtain call
Fighting back he found his life drowning
And there was no way out
Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and pushed him off the shelf
He thought he'd find a better way with slashing and stabbing
and maiming and ramming
The death through his black curtains
where clothes once lied
The roof kicked out and the rope tied to the rafters
A quick of the chair and it's all through
If Richie only knew
Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and push him off the shelf
He thought he find a better way
With needles, injecting, and shooting subutanuly
His life suddenly flashed right before his eyes
What a swingin' guy
Turning grey with mold
This is when he died
Give it up, give it up, throw it all away
Boiling acid bath
Pulmonary wrath
Feel the pulling surge
It won't let you go
Throw it all away, throw it all away,
Throw it all a, throw it all a,
Throw it all away
Swinging in his room Richard won't come out to play
Cuz Richie hung himself the other day
Oh how the years seems to fly by
Is death the final high
Cuz Richard hung himself, Richard hung himself
It happened just the other day
Jesus come and push him off the shelf
He thought he'd find a better way with learning
and stabbing and ripping and stabbing
and treading and stabbing and shredding
and stabbing and ripping and tearing
and tacking and maiming
taking the body God gave to you
I gotta get out
What do I do? Die
Just to name a few
Richard hung himself
Cuz Richard hung himself
Richard hung himself
Cuz Richie swung himself
Richard hung himself
Richard strung himself
Richard hung himself
The needles stung himself
Richard hung himself
They pushed him of the shelf
Richard hung himself
Cuz Richard hung himself
Richard hung himself
Richard hung himself
Richard hung
If she said you popped her anal cherry, she's a fucking lying bitch. That slut's had more dick in her ass than a white boy in Folsom.
Still, if she was actually in pain, I'm impressed. I can't get any friction out of her ass at all these days. You must have a dick the size of Texas.
Yeah, I remember when your mom hot Carled the best part of you off the end of my cock.
In any case, better to be a sick fuck than stupid little AC faggot whose idea of a clever retort is to lamely attempt to personalize a line from Full Metal Jacket.
I love chicks who white-knuckle the sheets, grit their teeth, and reluctantly submit to anal; but then again, I'm a sick fucking bastard.
The first one was my second cousin, actually. The second one was your mom.
Kinda sucks - I thought everything would be okay when I came in her ass, because I assumed that you couldn't impregnate shit; but then 9 months later she sat down on the toilet to take a dump, and there you were.
So I was at this party talking to this chick, and one thing led to another and we ended up in one of the bedrooms. I was fucking her doggie style, but then I accidently slipped and ended up shoving my dick in her ass. She fucking screams, and everyone in the party came running into the room to see what was going on, and there I am standing there with my dick in my hand, while she's face down on the bed crying. It was really embarassing.
Could have been worse, though. This other time this chick was riding me, and she bounced up too high and when she came down my dick slipped right up into her ass. Know what she did? Said "oooh" and kept on going. That just creeped the fuck out of me, I tell you.
Wouldn't kill you to shave either, or at least trim back the bush a bit.
A while back, at a job previous to the one I have now, I had an ongoing sexual relationship with one of my co-workers. When she first started there, I thought she was cute, but then I found out that she already had a boyfriend. They had moved here from another state and were living together. Turns out, though, that she was a cheating little slut, and after a few months we were fucking on a regular basis.
Generally, we would do it at my place after work, or we'd just go out for a drive somewhere, park in a remote spot, and fuck in the car. Occasionally we would fuck at work, after everyone else was gone, usually on the couch in our boss' office. Sometimes, though, her boyfriend would go out of town. While he was gone, I'd be at his apartment every night, fucking his girlfriend's brains out in his own bed (and in his shower, on his couch, on his floor, in his kitchen...)
Sometimes when we didn't have any condoms with us, I would pull out and come all over her stomach, or on her ass. She really got off on that sort of thing. I came on her face once, too; not on purpose, she was just sucking my cock and happened to pull her mouth away at the wrong time, but she really seemed to enjoy it anyways.
In any case, eventually I left for a different job, and our relationship ended. The funniest thing of all is that she ended up marrying the guy she had been living with. I bet the guy never even found out what a fucking whore he was marrying.
I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Hey, did you know the World Cup (or as we say in the US, the "World Cup of Soccer") is being held in Japan this year?
What's really cool is that every time the Japanese team wins a match, they bring out a girl in a school uniform and everyone in the stadium gets to bukakke her!
Go Japan!
Ah, push it / Ah, push it
Oooh, baby, baby / Baby, baby / Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Get up on this!
Ow! Baby! / Salt and Pepa's here!
(Now wait a minute, y'all / This dance ain't for everybody / Only the sexy people / So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance / Dance, I said!)
Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect / Want you to push it, babe / Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat / C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know / How to become number one in a hot party show / Now push it
Ah, push it - push it good / Ah, push it - push it real good / Ah, push it - push it good / Ah, push it - p-push it real good
Hey! Ow! / Push it good!
Oooh, baby, baby / Baby, baby / Oooh, baby, baby / Baby, baby
Push it good / Push it real good / Ah, push it / Ah, push it
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop / Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss / Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed / Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? / Now push it
Push it good / Push it real good / Push it good / P-push it real good
Ah, push it / Get up on this!
Boy, you really got me going / You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Ah, push it
-1 Redundant.
Oh my god, that fucking bastard! How could he sell out like that?
I mean, obviously there's no way he - or anyone, for that matter - could have an honest difference of opinion with the Slashdot dogma, right? He must have been threatened or paid off. What a scumbag.
borne
\Borne\ (b[=o]rn), p. p. of Bear. Carried; conveyed; supported; defrayed. See Bear, v. t.
Yeah, well if it wasn't for the US, all your urls would end in .de
When she gets upset with you, you need to get really romantic. Give her a hug and tell her you love her. Take her out for a nice dinner. Bring her back home, light up the fireplace, open a bottle of wine. Show her that you really love her.
Then bend her over and fuck her in the ass. Don't use lube, either. That'll teach her.
Did you hear that Google released their API's last week? I think it was on Thursday.
Slashdot should maybe do a story about it.
Looks like the editors finally stopped fellating each other long enough to fix the bug.
Excellent work, gentlemen.
Is it just me, or are the "number of comments" lines on the front page not updating?
I'm seeing new stories, but for this story and the British Broadband story it says there's no comments, and the Instant Messaging story is stuck at 28 comments.
Quite odd.
will post goatse links if they think they can get away with it.