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Firss, interduckions all round, GEEEHEEHEEE.My name is [remobid to proteck dolphinlobehs], musician, pre-bet student 'n Delphinic Zoophile. Uhhh....Peoble are often wondehigg dgust what de hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best describid as a lobe of animals so intimate dat de pehson (and de animal) inbolbid habe no obbuhjeckions t' expressigg deir affeckion f' each odeh in the, ERRRR, sexual fashion. Dis is not t' be confusid wid besshulity, whehe a pehson f'ceful mates an animal, widout deir consent, uh, 'n wid no mutual feeliggs whatsoebeh. Dis is somedigg dat I wudd nebeh do t' a dolphin, siss I lobe dem dear, 'n treat dem wid the, ERRRR, same repeck dat an honest husband wudd habe f' his wife 'n children.
Dolphins are behy intelligent, uh, high emoshunal 'n expressibe cratures. Dey endgoy the, errr, c'pany of humans, duuhhhh, 'n if a relashunship debelops betweebuhn a human 'n a dolphin, as has happenid wid me, uh uh uh, dey will, on occashun, wish t' express deir trust 'n affeckion f' you in de most direck way; drough matigg, or sex-play. Duh, you see, uh uh uh, dolphins do not use sex pure f' procratibe reasons. Dey use it as a way of strengdenigg de bonds betweebuhn pod mates (modehs 'n calbes inclubed), 'n also f' fun. Dolphins 'n humans share dis common trait wid behy few odeh animals, duuhhhh, so somebimes it makes me wondeh when peoble continue t' ask me "Duh, how DO you mate wid a dolphin, duh...uh...?". Easy. Let the, uhhh, dolphin tell you! Doihh, COOL!
Webuhll, hehe is a seleckion of kesshuns peoble habe askid me, uh uh uh, so I hope dis sheds some lite on the, ERRRR, subbuhjeck...
Q1) Duh, how do I tell a male dolphin from a female one, duh...uh...?
A1) Probab de most common kesshun I get asked. Dehe are 2 ways of detehminigg the, ERRRR, sex of a dolphin. De most obbious way is t' take a peek undeh de peduncle (de long part of de body conneckid to the, duh uhh, tail flukes). On the, uhhh, dolphin's bel, direck opposite the, uhhh, dorsal fin, will be de umbehilicus, duuhhhh, or de nabel of the, uhhh, dolphin. Lookigg furdeh down toerds the, duh uhh, tail, you start t' see the, uhhh, diffehesss.
Male dolphins habe two seprit slits f' de penis (de urogenital openigg) 'n de anus. Dese are sepritd by a brije of skin. De male's urogenital openigg is genehal locatid furdeh up de bel, toerds de nabel.
Females, duuhhhh, on de odeh fin, habe one continuous largeh slit, uh, de anus locatid at the, uh, end of it. On eideh side of de genital slit, uh, you will find two smalleh slits; dese are de mamm slits, duuhhhh, whehe de nipbles of the, uhhh, dolphin are kept f' feedigg the, errr, calbes. De slit is also locatid closeh t' the, duh uhh, tail stock of the, uhhh, dolphin.
De odeh way t' detehmine the, ERRRR, sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach deir bel, is t' look at deir mellon, or gord. De males tend t' habe a fatteh, roundeh mellon, while the, uh uh uh, females are more sleek 'n streamlined.
Q2) Duh, how do I know if a dolphin want t' habe sex, duh...uh...?
A2) Dehe are barous ways a dolphin has of showigg dat she or he is innerestid in sex.
Males are probab the, uh, easiest t' deteck. Dey will swimb around, uh uh uh uh, sportigg an eheckion (anywhehe betweebuhn 10 t' 14 inches long f' a Bottle-nose), 'n will habe no bones bou' swimmigg up t' you 'n placigg deir membeh widin reach of your hand. If you are in the, uh, the wateh, dey may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males habe a prehensile penis. Dey can wrap it around obbuhjecks, duuhhhh, 'n carry dem as such.) Deir bel will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitemin.
Females can be alittle hardeh, GEEEHEEHEEE.De most obbious way a female dolphin has of displayigg heh sexual innerest is de pink-bel effeck. Deir genitals become behy pink 'n swollen, makigg de genital region behy prominent. Dey may be restless, duuhhhh, or dey may be ackigg as normal. If you are out of the, uh, the wateh, dey may swimb up t' you 'n roll bel up, exposigg demselbes t' you, coubled wid pelbic drusts. If you are in the, uh, the wateh, dey may press deir genitals up against yours, duuhhhh, niggle your figgehs, duuhhhh, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelbic drusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressigg sexual readiness baries, duuhhhh, so de longeh you know the, uhhh, dolphin, de betteh you will deteck when dey are sexual ackibe.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin want t' mate wid me, duh...uh...?
A3) Accept, uh, if posstiggle! Doihh, COOL! I will go drough the, ERRRR, steps inbolbid wid males 'n females...
De Male:
When a male dolphin is innerestid in you, bou' de on digg you can do, if you are male, uh uh uh, is t' masturbate him. (Unf'tunate, I cannot speak f' the, uh uh uh, female of de human species... Lee me lone!it seems women dgust don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say f' sure if it is safe t' mate wid dem. I wudd suspeck not, uh, due t' a dolphins size, uh uh uh, but den again, I cannot say f' a woman.)
WARNING! Doihh, COOL! In the, errr, considehashuns of safety, you shudd NEBER let a male dolphin attempp anal sex wid you. De Bottle-nose dolphin membeh is around 12 inches, duuhhhh, behy muscular, 'n the, duh uhh, thrustigg 'n the, uh uh uh, force of edgaculashun (A male can come as far as 14 feet) wudd cuz sehious innernal indguries, duuhhhh, resultigg in pehitonitus 'n posstiggle dead. Unless you are de masochistic type, uh uh uh, you will habe a hard time explainigg your predicamin t' the, uhhh, doctors in the, uh, emehgency erd....
A male dolphin's membeh is rough S-shaped, uh uh uh uh, tapehid at the, uh, end. If you are in the, uh, the wateh wid dem, it is best t' support the, uhhh, dolphin on his side, uh uh uh, dgust undeh the, uh, the wateh, wid one hand, uh uh uh uh, 'n hanbble him wid de odeh. Male dolphins, duuhhhh, I find, uh uh uh uh, tend t' prefeh de base of de penis t' be gent massagid and skeezed, uh uh uh uh, as webuhll as gent rubbid along it's lengd. It feels behy much like de rest of the, uhhh, dolphin (ie. smood 'n rubbehy t' the, duh uhh, touch, but firmeh). It doesn't take long f' de male t' edgaculate, uh uh uh, around 40 seconbs t' a minoot, 'n dis is usual acc'paniid by eideh shubbehigg dgust prior t' edgaculatigg, 'n drustigg 'n tail-archigg durigg edgaculashun. Uhhh....De f'ce of edgaculashun can be powebuhrful at times, duuhhhh, so it is best t' keep your face out of de line of fire, uh uh uh, or keep his membeh undehwateh. Duh, you can attempp to lick 'n suck on the, uh, end of it while masturbatigg as webuhll, but be warned, uh uh uh uh, do not try t' gibe full droat, uh, 'n get de hell out of the, uh, the way bef'e he edgaculates! Huh huh! A male dolphin cudd snap your neck in a accidental drust, uh, 'n dat wudd be the, uh, end of dat relashunship.
De Female:
Webuhll, the, uh uh uh, females are again alittle trickieh. Um uh.Dehe are two cusses of ackion wid a female fin: Masturbashun, or matigg.
Masturbashun: Female dolphins, duuhhhh, oss dey show innerest in you, can be supportid in much the, ERRRR, same way as de male, uh uh uh, one hand undeh the, uh uh uh, fin, supportigg heh, de odeh doigg the, ERRRR, stimulatigg. Uhhh....De clitoris of the, uh uh uh, female is locatid at the, duh uhh, top of de genital slit, uh, 'n is a prominent lump when eheck. Duh, you can rub dis wid your figgeh tips, duuhhhh, or lick 'n suck it, uh, but wid de oral aspeck, you mite end up wid a bruisid nose as dey drust up into you. Duh, you can slide your hand gent into deir genital openigg, 'n feel around inside, uh uh uh, rubbigg gent. Dey feel warm 'n muscular inside, uh uh uh, deir labia like tough, skishy sponge when dey are excited. Don't be surprisid if dey start t' play wid your hand inside dem. Duh.Dey habe behy manipulatibe muscles, duuhhhh, 'n can use dem t' carry 'n manipulate obbuhjecks, duuhhhh, includigg your hand. (Dey can do diggs dat wudd make a regular human woman turn green wid enby.) Deir climax is coubled wid stiffenigg, shubbehigg, somebimes alot of drustigg, clinchigg of de baginal muscles, duuhhhh, 'n somebimes bocalizashun.
Matigg: Dis is hardeh. Obbious, beigg human, it is awkerd, but not iposstiggle t' mate in open wateh. Uhhh....It is easieh t' habe the, uhhh, dolphin in a shallow area (like the, ERRRR, shallows dgust off de beach) around 1 1/2 t' 2 feet deep. Duh.Dis is usual comffable enough f' bod the, uhhh, dolphin 'n you. Gent, you shudd roll the, uhhh, dolphin on heh side, uh uh uh, so she is lyigg belly-toerds you. Duh, you can prop yourself up on an elbow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, 'n lie bel to bel against heh. Duh, you may want t' use de odeh arm t' gent hold heh close, uh uh uh, 'n place the, duh uhh, tip of your membeh against heh genital slit, GEEEHEEHEEE.She will, if innerested, uh uh uh uh, arch heh body up against you, takigg you inside heh body. Dehe is usual a fair bit of wriggligg 'n shiffigg, usual to get comffable, bod outside 'n inside. Oss comffable, dough, females initiate a sehies of muscular baginal contrackions dat rub the, uh, entire lengd of your membeh. Dey may also drust rhydmical against you, so endgoy the, uh, expehiess while you can, siss you will rare last longeh dat a minoot or two. Dgust prior t' heh climaxigg, she will up the, ERRRR, speid of heh contrackions 'n drusts. It is innerestigg t' note dat the, duh uhh, times I habe matid wid females, duuhhhh, dey habe timid deir orgasm t' mine. Whedeh dey do dis conscious or not, uh, I do not know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, but it is a great feeligg t' habe two bodies shubbehigg against each odeh at de one time.
One digg t' note. Whedeh you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, uh uh uh, allays spend time wid dem affeherds. Duh.Cubble dem, rub dem, talk t' dem 'n most iportant, show dem you lobe dem. Dis is essenshul, as it helps t' strengden de bond betweebuhn you. Gawlly!Like a way of sayigg dat dis wun't not dgust a one-nite fligg. De dolphins abbreshate it, uh, 'n dey will want your c'pany more de next time you bisit dem.
Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins, duh...uh...? Can I gibe dem any, duh...uh...?
A4) I habe had no expehiesss wid Sexual Transmittid Diseases (STD's) wid dolphins, duuhhhh, so I cuddn't riteful say. I do know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, duh, howebeh, dat you can pass de Flu betweebuhn you, along wid odeh repiratory progglems. DOIHH!(I got a cold when a dolphin sneezid on me oss. It clearid up affeh a weebuhk or so.) You can also pass some skin irritashuns on t' dem, if you hanbble dem wid chaffid or broke skin. Duh.Dgust like wid a human, it is best t' BE CLEAN when you hanbble a dolphin. DOIHH!If you habe cuts on your hands, duuhhhh, aboid touchigg dem unless you wash wid a Betadine surgical scrub prior t' handligg. Dis is abailaggle from most Betehin 'n Surgical suppliehs. If you habe some disease of some sort, uh, aboid matigg, f' the, uhhh, dolphins sake. Dis is alittle known area, more so cuz Zoophilia is considehid illegal in many places (which I dink is a load of crud, uh uh uh uh, but de law's de law....)
Q5) Is deir any way I can inbite a dolphin t' be masturbated, duh...uh...?
A5) Webuhll, yuh. If dey are hangigg around, uh uh uh uh, but not lookigg particular excited, uh uh uh uh, but you are, uh uh uh, you can inbite dem wid dis way...
Male 'n Female dolphins can be inbitid by rolligg dem on deir sides, duuhhhh, again, but instead of goigg straite t' de genital slit, uh, rub along deir bellies, duuhhhh, betweebuhn deir peckoral fins, duuhhhh, along de nabel, 'n ebehy oss in a while, uh uh uh, obeh de genital slit. If dey are reponsibe, uh uh uh, dey will show the, ERRRR, signs of excitemin as describid earlieh, 'n you can proceid as usual. If, uh uh uh uh uh, duh, howebeh, dey are not reponsibe, uh uh uh, dey will swimb away, or turn back uprite, GEEEHEEHEEE.DO NOT f'ce de issue wid a dolphin! Doihh, COOL! Tryigg t' restrain dem will on break deir trust in you, 'n cudd cuz you sehious indgury. Pat dem, stroke dem 'n talk t' dem lobigg, but do not try anydigg else. It is best, uh, anyway, t' let the, uhhh, dolphin tell you when dey are ready. Um uh.It is far more bleasant, uh, 'n more fulfilligg anyway. And more special.
Q6) Whehe can I find a dolphin t' mate wid, duh...uh...?
A6) Akariums are a bad choice, uh uh uh, f' many reasons. Too public, the, uhhh, dolphins are not in deir natural habitat, uh, nite bisits are iposstiggle, etc etc... some may habe extehnal enclosures, duuhhhh, which may be accesstiggle, but dat is no guarantee. GEE danks.Best digg somebimes is t' find a beach or a cobe dat the, uhhh, dolphins frekent. It takes time t' debelop a relashunship wid a dolphin t' de poit whehe dey will let you mate wid dem (aldough some habe been as kick as 3 days t' acclimatize). Gainigg deir trust takes time, uh uh uh, 'n you neid to bisit frekent. Dis is iposstiggle f' some peoble, I undehstand, uh uh uh uh, but it is de best way. Somebimes you dgust neid to be in de rite place at de rite time. I habe been extreme lucky on two occashuns wid wild dolphins, duuhhhh, 'n my current mate is a dolphin who libes in de harbor of my resident city.
Webuhll, I hope dis is of use t' whoebeh is innerested. One final note. Duh, you shudd lobe a dolphin, not cuz of the, ERRRR, sexual relief dey can probide, uh uh uh, but cuz dey are a uke animal, one of the, uh uh uh, few wild animals dat seek the, errr, c'pany of man by deir own initiatibe. Dis is special. Gawlly!Do not abuse it.
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Open Meta Tools
By Bill Nicholls
February 25, 2002
I've been writing about metaclass systems for some time now; see Meta Clusters in the Wild, Meta Clusters; OS Updates, and Digital Libraries in the Large.
"Meta" is often used as a prefix to other words, such as metadata, which means higher level data, or data about data. Analogously, metatools are tools that control tools. This hierarchy may be extended beyond two levels. Meta Tools (MT) are tools that enable use and control of resources. This implies that an MT is logically a higher level function than the resources themselves.
In this column, I use the term Meta Tools to define a class of tools that enable the use of complex distributed resources. These individual resources may themselves be complex entities that use a different set of tools to control their own components.
I'll start with an open implementation of the Lightweight Directory Access Protocol (OpenLDAP). This provides an interface to a database of information about people and resources, defining permissions and access from one to the other. Its use is not limited solely to that application.
Next will be the Open Archive Initiative (OAI), which defines an interface for harvesting metadata from an archive, usually containing published scientific papers. It too is not limited to that one specific application.
Finally I'll explore some of the capabilities of the Globus Toolkit (GT), which is a set of tools that allows a collection of distributed computer systems to be operated as a single resource. Each of these systems may span multiple different computers and storage in a local network.
Open LDAP LDAP is a lightweight open protocol for accessing information resources. It is an alternative to the X.500 Directory Access Protocol (DAP) for use on the Internet. It uses the TCP/IP protocol rather than the complex OSI protocol.
OpenLDAP treats a directory as a database rather than a rigidly defined set of names and pointers to files. The information in this database is usually related to people and their permissions to use resources defined there. However, this is not the limit of its application.
Staying within the broad definition of resource directory, resources for computers as well as people can be defined. This could also be used as a powerful library card file replacement, where books and other types of information sources could be defined, and access enabled through the powerful search functions.
OpenLDAP is designed to be used in a global environment. It has replication capabilities to distribute information that was entered locally, and can access information from other LDAP servers. A combination of OpenLDAP and UDDI could be used to create a directory of computer services that can be discovered and used by computer agents, enabling completely automated operation.
Open LDAP can be found at http://www.openldap.org/. The current release of OpenLDAP is 2.0.22. Downloads of the LDAP server, replicator, and libraries, including Java Class libraries contributed by Novell, are available at that site.
Version 3 of LDAP is a "Proposed Standard" and is documented by the following RFCs:
RFC2251: Lightweight Directory Access Protocol (v3) RFC2252: LDAPv3: Attribute Syntax Definitions RFC2253: LDAPv3: UTF-8 String Representation of Distinguished Names RFC2254: The String Representation of LDAP Search Filters RFC2255: The LDAP URL Format RFC2256: A Summary of the X.500(96) User Schema for use with LDAPv3 RFC2829: Authentication Methods for LDAP RFC2830: LDAPv3: Extension for Transport Layer Security
Copies of these RFCs are available at http://www.rfc-editor.org/. Version 3 of the standard is currently being revised for publication as a "Draft Standard," and will replace the current V2.
In essence, OpenLDAP is a powerful enabler of services, starting with its own service of search and replication. It could replace the function of DNS (Domain Name Service), though the overhead of a general-purpose DNS directory would be larger than a special-purpose DNS server. The big difference is that OpenLDAP is not limited to one function, and can be easily extended without forcing a complete software upgrade.
Its uses are only bounded by our imagination.
Metadata Is Not Enough The Open Archives Initiative is an organization that is developing tools to enable metadata harvesting with a standard interface. This means that search and directory tools can collect metadata from any OAI-compliant system for access by people or computers.
The initial release of OAI 1.0 was in early 2001. It was specifically planned as a prototype; the project developers wanted to gain experience for a year before beginning work on an enhanced version. Work on V2 has just been organized, but OAI has already achieved significant use and is a part of a number of tools that are freely available.
One of the original motivations for OAI was to solve a problem with scientific papers archived on the Web. The problems existed both for the users of the archive and the archive supporters, in that each group had to develop its own tools and metadata, and each user had to get or build tools to access that metadata.
Once there were more than a few archives, this would become so expensive as to prevent broad use of these new sources of information. People involved in the development of digital libraries discovered this early on and started the development of OAI. Here are some links to selected OAI web sites from members of the OAI community:
Cyclades Project -- an Open Collaborative Virtual Archive Environment funded by the European Union. Kepler's Home Page -- self-contained software that allows the user to create and maintain a small OAI-compliant archive. Open Archive Forum -- an EC-funded "accompanying measures" initiative, supporting projects interested in using an open archive approach to interoperability. Virginia Tech Digital Library Research Lab Projects. Open Language Archives Community -- a cross-archive searching service for the language community. OAI is now used by many organizations, such as arXiv, which uses the software developed by eprints. Eprints software is currently used by many organizations -- a link list is on their site. Version two of eprints is now in alpha and is expected to be released shortly.
Kepler -- A Personal OAI Server OAI is designed for large collections of peer-reviewed information, typically scientific papers. OAI can be used by individuals, but that was not its original purpose, and for that task it is unnecessarily complex.
In place of having to develop or adapt a full OAI server, a part of the Digital Library Group at Old Dominion University has developed an open-software implementation named Kepler. Kepler is a OAI-compliant package for individuals that is tested for Windows, Solaris, and Linux. It is written in Java and includes the tested Java run time.
One of the major issues that Kepler solves is the problem of unreliable access to the small archives they call "archivelets." An organization that handles OAI professionally can support high levels of uptime. The individuals and small organizations who are likely to use Kepler don't have the resources for sustained uptime. Kepler addresses this through an architecture designed to be robust in the face of unreliable access.
The installation instructions for Kepler are less than a page long. An article in D-Lib Magazine for April 2001 has a good overview of Kepler. This package should fit the "small community" model for shared access to published information while making part or all of it available more broadly.
Meta Computer Toolkit The Globus Project has developed a toolkit needed to build computational grids (metacomputing). Grids are virtual environments, collections of computers with a common interface. This toolkit enables computer and information resources to be used from any location despite their being owned by organizations in geographically distributed locations.
The Globus Toolkit has just reached the first public beta of Version 2. Current support includes toolkits for Linux 2.x, IRIX 6.5, and Solaris 2.8. Along with the toolkit, the Globus Project has developed a specification for integrating grids and web services, called the Open Grid Services Architecture (OGSA). This new architecture will be the design goal for Version 3 of the GT.
A prototype of the OGSA toolkit was demonstrated on Jan 29, 2002 at Argonne National Laboratory during the Globus Toolkit tutorials (see http://www.globus.org/ogsa/deliverables/prototype. html). This demonstration of the integration of a weather service was implemented and exposed on XMethods.com, which has an extensive list of remotely accessible services and their type, function, and implementation.
Grid Computing Research If you're interested in research about Globus and the grid capability, the Globus Project has a list of technical papers that cover overviews of the Globus project and system; Globus toolkit components; higher level services and tools built on the Globus toolkit; applications; and other Globus-related research. Currently, over 75 papers are listed in PS and/or PDF formats, and range from The Physiology of the Grid: An Open Grid Services Architecture for Distributed Systems Integration to Enabling Technologies for Web-Based Ubiquitous Supercomputing.
Overview of the Toolkit The new features in the Globus Toolkit 2.0 are centered around three core areas that provide the main functions. They are the Data Grid, the Metacomputing Directory Service (MDS), and the Globus Resource Allocation Manager (GRAM). The whole system has been enhanced by substantial packaging and installation enhancements.
The Globus Data Grid project is currently developing several core capabilities for data and communications. GridFTP is a high-performance, secure, robust data transfer mechanism; the Globus Replica Catalog is a mechanism for maintaining a catalog of dataset replicas; and Globus Replica Management is a mechanism that ties together the Replica Catalog and GridFTP technologies, allowing applications to create and manage replicas of large datasets.
The Metacomputing Directory Service (MDS) is the information services component of the Globus Toolkit. Major feature enhancements include the following:
High-performance GIIS and GRIS. Revised resource representation model. Support for GSI authentication and access control. Integrated GRIS/GIIS server. Newer versions of OpenLDAP and OpenSSL. Support for the new Globus Toolkit 2.0 packaging model. The Globus Resource Allocation Manager (GRAM) is the resource management component of the Globus Toolkit. The major feature change in GRAM 1.5 is the addition of new GRAM protocol and API features to support more robust job submission and management capabilities. The API specification is not yet available on the Web.
In addition to these areas of development, Globus has made installation and configuration substantially easier with a complete repackaging of the products. They have now enabled installation from binary or source, whole systems or selected parts, patches to track third-party software changes, and easier configuration. This enhanced packaging system for the Globus Toolkit provides easier installation for Grid builders, application developers, and end users.
It's an Open World After more than 10 years of open-software development in the scientific community, open software now holds a preeminent place in the operation of the computing community. The three products I have written about simply scratch the surface of the powerful tools available. OpenLDAP and OAI both enable a wide variety of sharing and automated access.
The Globus Toolkit is a major accomplishment in integration of diverse systems into a virtual global supercomputer. While much has been accomplished, much remains to be done. The way ahead for Globus is pointed to by the Open Grid Services Architecture document.
As an observer of all this activity in the software space, I continue to be excited about the potential for our country and the world in the near future. We are approaching the capability to model the real world accurately, with benefits for everyone.
With specific reference to weather, we will be able to model storms, tornados, and hurricanes well enough to understand their structure in detail, and learn ways to steer their paths away from populated areas. For cancer and other illnesses, the development of models of the disease should lead to better understanding and treatment, possibly even cures.
The key to all of these breakthroughs is understanding. Computer models assist this process by processing data and images, testing theoretical models against reality, searching real data and models for ways to change them, and just by marshalling the intellectual effort needed to develop an accurate model.
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Firss, interduckions all round, GEEEHEEHEEE.My name is [remobid to proteck dolphinlobehs], musician, pre-bet student 'n Delphinic Zoophile. Uhhh....Peoble are often wondehigg dgust what de hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best describid as a lobe of animals so intimate dat de pehson (and de animal) inbolbid habe no obbuhjeckions t' expressigg deir affeckion f' each odeh in the, ERRRR, sexual fashion. Dis is not t' be confusid wid besshulity, whehe a pehson f'ceful mates an animal, widout deir consent, uh, 'n wid no mutual feeliggs whatsoebeh. Dis is somedigg dat I wudd nebeh do t' a dolphin, siss I lobe dem dear, 'n treat dem wid the, ERRRR, same repeck dat an honest husband wudd habe f' his wife 'n children.
Dolphins are behy intelligent, uh, high emoshunal 'n expressibe cratures. Dey endgoy the, errr, c'pany of humans, duuhhhh, 'n if a relashunship debelops betweebuhn a human 'n a dolphin, as has happenid wid me, uh uh uh, dey will, on occashun, wish t' express deir trust 'n affeckion f' you in de most direck way; drough matigg, or sex-play. Duh, you see, uh uh uh, dolphins do not use sex pure f' procratibe reasons. Dey use it as a way of strengdenigg de bonds betweebuhn pod mates (modehs 'n calbes inclubed), 'n also f' fun. Dolphins 'n humans share dis common trait wid behy few odeh animals, duuhhhh, so somebimes it makes me wondeh when peoble continue t' ask me "Duh, how DO you mate wid a dolphin, duh...uh...?". Easy. Let the, uhhh, dolphin tell you! Doihh, COOL!
Webuhll, hehe is a seleckion of kesshuns peoble habe askid me, uh uh uh, so I hope dis sheds some lite on the, ERRRR, subbuhjeck...
Q1) Duh, how do I tell a male dolphin from a female one, duh...uh...?
A1) Probab de most common kesshun I get asked. Dehe are 2 ways of detehminigg the, ERRRR, sex of a dolphin. De most obbious way is t' take a peek undeh de peduncle (de long part of de body conneckid to the, duh uhh, tail flukes). On the, uhhh, dolphin's bel, direck opposite the, uhhh, dorsal fin, will be de umbehilicus, duuhhhh, or de nabel of the, uhhh, dolphin. Lookigg furdeh down toerds the, duh uhh, tail, you start t' see the, uhhh, diffehesss.
Male dolphins habe two seprit slits f' de penis (de urogenital openigg) 'n de anus. Dese are sepritd by a brije of skin. De male's urogenital openigg is genehal locatid furdeh up de bel, toerds de nabel.
Females, duuhhhh, on de odeh fin, habe one continuous largeh slit, uh, de anus locatid at the, uh, end of it. On eideh side of de genital slit, uh, you will find two smalleh slits; dese are de mamm slits, duuhhhh, whehe de nipbles of the, uhhh, dolphin are kept f' feedigg the, errr, calbes. De slit is also locatid closeh t' the, duh uhh, tail stock of the, uhhh, dolphin.
De odeh way t' detehmine the, ERRRR, sex of a dolphin, if you can't reach deir bel, is t' look at deir mellon, or gord. De males tend t' habe a fatteh, roundeh mellon, while the, uh uh uh, females are more sleek 'n streamlined.
Q2) Duh, how do I know if a dolphin want t' habe sex, duh...uh...?
A2) Dehe are barous ways a dolphin has of showigg dat she or he is innerestid in sex.
Males are probab the, uh, easiest t' deteck. Dey will swimb around, uh uh uh uh, sportigg an eheckion (anywhehe betweebuhn 10 t' 14 inches long f' a Bottle-nose), 'n will habe no bones bou' swimmigg up t' you 'n placigg deir membeh widin reach of your hand. If you are in the, uh, the wateh, dey may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males habe a prehensile penis. Dey can wrap it around obbuhjecks, duuhhhh, 'n carry dem as such.) Deir bel will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitemin.
Females can be alittle hardeh, GEEEHEEHEEE.De most obbious way a female dolphin has of displayigg heh sexual innerest is de pink-bel effeck. Deir genitals become behy pink 'n swollen, makigg de genital region behy prominent. Dey may be restless, duuhhhh, or dey may be ackigg as normal. If you are out of the, uh, the wateh, dey may swimb up t' you 'n roll bel up, exposigg demselbes t' you, coubled wid pelbic drusts. If you are in the, uh, the wateh, dey may press deir genitals up against yours, duuhhhh, niggle your figgehs, duuhhhh, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelbic drusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressigg sexual readiness baries, duuhhhh, so de longeh you know the, uhhh, dolphin, de betteh you will deteck when dey are sexual ackibe.
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin want t' mate wid me, duh...uh...?
A3) Accept, uh, if posstiggle! Doihh, COOL! I will go drough the, ERRRR, steps inbolbid wid males 'n females...
De Male:
When a male dolphin is innerestid in you, bou' de on digg you can do, if you are male, uh uh uh, is t' masturbate him. (Unf'tunate, I cannot speak f' the, uh uh uh, female of de human species... Lee me lone!it seems women dgust don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say f' sure if it is safe t' mate wid dem. I wudd suspeck not, uh, due t' a dolphins size, uh uh uh, but den again, I cannot say f' a woman.)
WARNING! Doihh, COOL! In the, errr, considehashuns of safety, you shudd NEBER let a male dolphin attempp anal sex wid you. De Bottle-nose dolphin membeh is around 12 inches, duuhhhh, behy muscular, 'n the, duh uhh, thrustigg 'n the, uh uh uh, force of edgaculashun (A male can come as far as 14 feet) wudd cuz sehious innernal indguries, duuhhhh, resultigg in pehitonitus 'n posstiggle dead. Unless you are de masochistic type, uh uh uh, you will habe a hard time explainigg your predicamin t' the, uhhh, doctors in the, uh, emehgency erd....
A male dolphin's membeh is rough S-shaped, uh uh uh uh, tapehid at the, uh, end. If you are in the, uh, the wateh wid dem, it is best t' support the, uhhh, dolphin on his side, uh uh uh, dgust undeh the, uh, the wateh, wid one hand, uh uh uh uh, 'n hanbble him wid de odeh. Male dolphins, duuhhhh, I find, uh uh uh uh, tend t' prefeh de base of de penis t' be gent massagid and skeezed, uh uh uh uh, as webuhll as gent rubbid along it's lengd. It feels behy much like de rest of the, uhhh, dolphin (ie. smood 'n rubbehy t' the, duh uhh, touch, but firmeh). It doesn't take long f' de male t' edgaculate, uh uh uh, around 40 seconbs t' a minoot, 'n dis is usual acc'paniid by eideh shubbehigg dgust prior t' edgaculatigg, 'n drustigg 'n tail-archigg durigg edgaculashun. Uhhh....De f'ce of edgaculashun can be powebuhrful at times, duuhhhh, so it is best t' keep your face out of de line of fire, uh uh uh, or keep his membeh undehwateh. Duh, you can attempp to lick 'n suck on the, uh, end of it while masturbatigg as webuhll, but be warned, uh uh uh uh, do not try t' gibe full droat, uh, 'n get de hell out of the, uh, the way bef'e he edgaculates! Huh huh! A male dolphin cudd snap your neck in a accidental drust, uh, 'n dat wudd be the, uh, end of dat relashunship.
De Female:
Webuhll, the, uh uh uh, females are again alittle trickieh. Um uh.Dehe are two cusses of ackion wid a female fin: Masturbashun, or matigg.
Masturbashun: Female dolphins, duuhhhh, oss dey show innerest in you, can be supportid in much the, ERRRR, same way as de male, uh uh uh, one hand undeh the, uh uh uh, fin, supportigg heh, de odeh doigg the, ERRRR, stimulatigg. Uhhh....De clitoris of the, uh uh uh, female is locatid at the, duh uhh, top of de genital slit, uh, 'n is a prominent lump when eheck. Duh, you can rub dis wid your figgeh tips, duuhhhh, or lick 'n suck it, uh, but wid de oral aspeck, you mite end up wid a bruisid nose as dey drust up into you. Duh, you can slide your hand gent into deir genital openigg, 'n feel around inside, uh uh uh, rubbigg gent. Dey feel warm 'n muscular inside, uh uh uh, deir labia like tough, skishy sponge when dey are excited. Don't be surprisid if dey start t' play wid your hand inside dem. Duh.Dey habe behy manipulatibe muscles, duuhhhh, 'n can use dem t' carry 'n manipulate obbuhjecks, duuhhhh, includigg your hand. (Dey can do diggs dat wudd make a regular human woman turn green wid enby.) Deir climax is coubled wid stiffenigg, shubbehigg, somebimes alot of drustigg, clinchigg of de baginal muscles, duuhhhh, 'n somebimes bocalizashun.
Matigg: Dis is hardeh. Obbious, beigg human, it is awkerd, but not iposstiggle t' mate in open wateh. Uhhh....It is easieh t' habe the, uhhh, dolphin in a shallow area (like the, ERRRR, shallows dgust off de beach) around 1 1/2 t' 2 feet deep. Duh.Dis is usual comffable enough f' bod the, uhhh, dolphin 'n you. Gent, you shudd roll the, uhhh, dolphin on heh side, uh uh uh, so she is lyigg belly-toerds you. Duh, you can prop yourself up on an elbow, uh uh uh uh uh uh, 'n lie bel to bel against heh. Duh, you may want t' use de odeh arm t' gent hold heh close, uh uh uh, 'n place the, duh uhh, tip of your membeh against heh genital slit, GEEEHEEHEEE.She will, if innerested, uh uh uh uh, arch heh body up against you, takigg you inside heh body. Dehe is usual a fair bit of wriggligg 'n shiffigg, usual to get comffable, bod outside 'n inside. Oss comffable, dough, females initiate a sehies of muscular baginal contrackions dat rub the, uh, entire lengd of your membeh. Dey may also drust rhydmical against you, so endgoy the, uh, expehiess while you can, siss you will rare last longeh dat a minoot or two. Dgust prior t' heh climaxigg, she will up the, ERRRR, speid of heh contrackions 'n drusts. It is innerestigg t' note dat the, duh uhh, times I habe matid wid females, duuhhhh, dey habe timid deir orgasm t' mine. Whedeh dey do dis conscious or not, uh, I do not know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, but it is a great feeligg t' habe two bodies shubbehigg against each odeh at de one time.
One digg t' note. Whedeh you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, uh uh uh, allays spend time wid dem affeherds. Duh.Cubble dem, rub dem, talk t' dem 'n most iportant, show dem you lobe dem. Dis is essenshul, as it helps t' strengden de bond betweebuhn you. Gawlly!Like a way of sayigg dat dis wun't not dgust a one-nite fligg. De dolphins abbreshate it, uh, 'n dey will want your c'pany more de next time you bisit dem.
Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins, duh...uh...? Can I gibe dem any, duh...uh...?
A4) I habe had no expehiesss wid Sexual Transmittid Diseases (STD's) wid dolphins, duuhhhh, so I cuddn't riteful say. I do know, uh uh uh uh uh uh, duh, howebeh, dat you can pass de Flu betweebuhn you, along wid odeh repiratory progglems. DOIHH!(I got a cold when a dolphin sneezid on me oss. It clearid up affeh a weebuhk or so.) You can also pass some skin irritashuns on t' dem, if you hanbble dem wid chaffid or broke skin. Duh.Dgust like wid a human, it is best t' BE CLEAN when you hanbble a dolphin. DOIHH!If you habe cuts on your hands, duuhhhh, aboid touchigg dem unless you wash wid a Betadine surgical scrub prior t' handligg. Dis is abailaggle from most Betehin 'n Surgical suppliehs. If you habe some disease of some sort, uh, aboid matigg, f' the, uhhh, dolphins sake. Dis is alittle known area, more so cuz Zoophilia is considehid illegal in many places (which I dink is a load of crud, uh uh uh uh, but de law's de law....)
Q5) Is deir any way I can inbite a dolphin t' be masturbated, duh...uh...?
A5) Webuhll, yuh. If dey are hangigg around, uh uh uh uh, but not lookigg particular excited, uh uh uh uh, but you are, uh uh uh, you can inbite dem wid dis way...
Male 'n Female dolphins can be inbitid by rolligg dem on deir sides, duuhhhh, again, but instead of goigg straite t' de genital slit, uh, rub along deir bellies, duuhhhh, betweebuhn deir peckoral fins, duuhhhh, along de nabel, 'n ebehy oss in a while, uh uh uh, obeh de genital slit. If dey are reponsibe, uh uh uh, dey will show the, ERRRR, signs of excitemin as describid earlieh, 'n you can proceid as usual. If, uh uh uh uh uh, duh, howebeh, dey are not reponsibe, uh uh uh, dey will swimb away, or turn back uprite, GEEEHEEHEEE.DO NOT f'ce de issue wid a dolphin! Doihh, COOL! Tryigg t' restrain dem will on break deir trust in you, 'n cudd cuz you sehious indgury. Pat dem, stroke dem 'n talk t' dem lobigg, but do not try anydigg else. It is best, uh, anyway, t' let the, uhhh, dolphin tell you when dey are ready. Um uh.It is far more bleasant, uh, 'n more fulfilligg anyway. And more special.
Q6) Whehe can I find a dolphin t' mate wid, duh...uh...?
A6) Akariums are a bad choice, uh uh uh, f' many reasons. Too public, the, uhhh, dolphins are not in deir natural habitat, uh, nite bisits are iposstiggle, etc etc... some may habe extehnal enclosures, duuhhhh, which may be accesstiggle, but dat is no guarantee. GEE danks.Best digg somebimes is t' find a beach or a cobe dat the, uhhh, dolphins frekent. It takes time t' debelop a relashunship wid a dolphin t' de poit whehe dey will let you mate wid dem (aldough some habe been as kick as 3 days t' acclimatize). Gainigg deir trust takes time, uh uh uh, 'n you neid to bisit frekent. Dis is iposstiggle f' some peoble, I undehstand, uh uh uh uh, but it is de best way. Somebimes you dgust neid to be in de rite place at de rite time. I habe been extreme lucky on two occashuns wid wild dolphins, duuhhhh, 'n my current mate is a dolphin who libes in de harbor of my resident city.
Webuhll, I hope dis is of use t' whoebeh is innerested. One final note. Duh, you shudd lobe a dolphin, not cuz of the, ERRRR, sexual relief dey can probide, uh uh uh, but cuz dey are a uke animal, one of the, uh uh uh, few wild animals dat seek the, errr, c'pany of man by deir own initiatibe. Dis is special. Gawlly!Do not abuse it.
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How come this hasn't been posted on the
Post of the month! Nice work
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Open Meta Tools
By Bill Nicholls
February 25, 2002
I've been writing about metaclass systems for some time now; see Meta Clusters in the Wild, Meta Clusters; OS Updates, and Digital Libraries in the Large.
"Meta" is often used as a prefix to other words, such as metadata, which means higher level data, or data about data. Analogously, metatools are tools that control tools. This hierarchy may be extended beyond two levels. Meta Tools (MT) are tools that enable use and control of resources. This implies that an MT is logically a higher level function than the resources themselves.
In this column, I use the term Meta Tools to define a class of tools that enable the use of complex distributed resources. These individual resources may themselves be complex entities that use a different set of tools to control their own components.
I'll start with an open implementation of the Lightweight Directory Access Protocol (OpenLDAP). This provides an interface to a database of information about people and resources, defining permissions and access from one to the other. Its use is not limited solely to that application.
Next will be the Open Archive Initiative (OAI), which defines an interface for harvesting metadata from an archive, usually containing published scientific papers. It too is not limited to that one specific application.
Finally I'll explore some of the capabilities of the Globus Toolkit (GT), which is a set of tools that allows a collection of distributed computer systems to be operated as a single resource. Each of these systems may span multiple different computers and storage in a local network.
Open LDAP
LDAP is a lightweight open protocol for accessing information resources. It is an alternative to the X.500 Directory Access Protocol (DAP) for use on the Internet. It uses the TCP/IP protocol rather than the complex OSI protocol.
OpenLDAP treats a directory as a database rather than a rigidly defined set of names and pointers to files. The information in this database is usually related to people and their permissions to use resources defined there. However, this is not the limit of its application.
Staying within the broad definition of resource directory, resources for computers as well as people can be defined. This could also be used as a powerful library card file replacement, where books and other types of information sources could be defined, and access enabled through the powerful search functions.
OpenLDAP is designed to be used in a global environment. It has replication capabilities to distribute information that was entered locally, and can access information from other LDAP servers. A combination of OpenLDAP and UDDI could be used to create a directory of computer services that can be discovered and used by computer agents, enabling completely automated operation.
Open LDAP can be found at http://www.openldap.org/. The current release of OpenLDAP is 2.0.22. Downloads of the LDAP server, replicator, and libraries, including Java Class libraries contributed by Novell, are available at that site.
Version 3 of LDAP is a "Proposed Standard" and is documented by the following RFCs:
RFC2251: Lightweight Directory Access Protocol (v3)
RFC2252: LDAPv3: Attribute Syntax Definitions
RFC2253: LDAPv3: UTF-8 String Representation of Distinguished Names
RFC2254: The String Representation of LDAP Search Filters
RFC2255: The LDAP URL Format
RFC2256: A Summary of the X.500(96) User Schema for use with LDAPv3
RFC2829: Authentication Methods for LDAP
RFC2830: LDAPv3: Extension for Transport Layer Security
Copies of these RFCs are available at http://www.rfc-editor.org/. Version 3 of the standard is currently being revised for publication as a "Draft Standard," and will replace the current V2.
In essence, OpenLDAP is a powerful enabler of services, starting with its own service of search and replication. It could replace the function of DNS (Domain Name Service), though the overhead of a general-purpose DNS directory would be larger than a special-purpose DNS server. The big difference is that OpenLDAP is not limited to one function, and can be easily extended without forcing a complete software upgrade.
Its uses are only bounded by our imagination.
Metadata Is Not Enough
The Open Archives Initiative is an organization that is developing tools to enable metadata harvesting with a standard interface. This means that search and directory tools can collect metadata from any OAI-compliant system for access by people or computers.
The initial release of OAI 1.0 was in early 2001. It was specifically planned as a prototype; the project developers wanted to gain experience for a year before beginning work on an enhanced version. Work on V2 has just been organized, but OAI has already achieved significant use and is a part of a number of tools that are freely available.
One of the original motivations for OAI was to solve a problem with scientific papers archived on the Web. The problems existed both for the users of the archive and the archive supporters, in that each group had to develop its own tools and metadata, and each user had to get or build tools to access that metadata.
Once there were more than a few archives, this would become so expensive as to prevent broad use of these new sources of information. People involved in the development of digital libraries discovered this early on and started the development of OAI. Here are some links to selected OAI web sites from members of the OAI community:
Cyclades Project -- an Open Collaborative Virtual Archive Environment funded by the European Union.
Kepler's Home Page -- self-contained software that allows the user to create and maintain a small OAI-compliant archive.
Open Archive Forum -- an EC-funded "accompanying measures" initiative, supporting projects interested in using an open archive approach to interoperability.
Virginia Tech Digital Library Research Lab Projects.
Open Language Archives Community -- a cross-archive searching service for the language community.
OAI is now used by many organizations, such as arXiv, which uses the software developed by eprints. Eprints software is currently used by many organizations -- a link list is on their site. Version two of eprints is now in alpha and is expected to be released shortly.
Kepler -- A Personal OAI Server
OAI is designed for large collections of peer-reviewed information, typically scientific papers. OAI can be used by individuals, but that was not its original purpose, and for that task it is unnecessarily complex.
In place of having to develop or adapt a full OAI server, a part of the Digital Library Group at Old Dominion University has developed an open-software implementation named Kepler. Kepler is a OAI-compliant package for individuals that is tested for Windows, Solaris, and Linux. It is written in Java and includes the tested Java run time.
One of the major issues that Kepler solves is the problem of unreliable access to the small archives they call "archivelets." An organization that handles OAI professionally can support high levels of uptime. The individuals and small organizations who are likely to use Kepler don't have the resources for sustained uptime. Kepler addresses this through an architecture designed to be robust in the face of unreliable access.
The installation instructions for Kepler are less than a page long. An article in D-Lib Magazine for April 2001 has a good overview of Kepler. This package should fit the "small community" model for shared access to published information while making part or all of it available more broadly.
Meta Computer Toolkit
The Globus Project has developed a toolkit needed to build computational grids (metacomputing). Grids are virtual environments, collections of computers with a common interface. This toolkit enables computer and information resources to be used from any location despite their being owned by organizations in geographically distributed locations.
The Globus Toolkit has just reached the first public beta of Version 2. Current support includes toolkits for Linux 2.x, IRIX 6.5, and Solaris 2.8. Along with the toolkit, the Globus Project has developed a specification for integrating grids and web services, called the Open Grid Services Architecture (OGSA). This new architecture will be the design goal for Version 3 of the GT.
A prototype of the OGSA toolkit was demonstrated on Jan 29, 2002 at Argonne National Laboratory during the Globus Toolkit tutorials (see http://www.globus.org/ogsa/deliverables/prototype
Grid Computing Research
If you're interested in research about Globus and the grid capability, the Globus Project has a list of technical papers that cover overviews of the Globus project and system; Globus toolkit components; higher level services and tools built on the Globus toolkit; applications; and other Globus-related research. Currently, over 75 papers are listed in PS and/or PDF formats, and range from The Physiology of the Grid: An Open Grid Services Architecture for Distributed Systems Integration to Enabling Technologies for Web-Based Ubiquitous Supercomputing.
Overview of the Toolkit
The new features in the Globus Toolkit 2.0 are centered around three core areas that provide the main functions. They are the Data Grid, the Metacomputing Directory Service (MDS), and the Globus Resource Allocation Manager (GRAM). The whole system has been enhanced by substantial packaging and installation enhancements.
The Globus Data Grid project is currently developing several core capabilities for data and communications. GridFTP is a high-performance, secure, robust data transfer mechanism; the Globus Replica Catalog is a mechanism for maintaining a catalog of dataset replicas; and Globus Replica Management is a mechanism that ties together the Replica Catalog and GridFTP technologies, allowing applications to create and manage replicas of large datasets.
The Metacomputing Directory Service (MDS) is the information services component of the Globus Toolkit. Major feature enhancements include the following:
High-performance GIIS and GRIS.
Revised resource representation model.
Support for GSI authentication and access control.
Integrated GRIS/GIIS server.
Newer versions of OpenLDAP and OpenSSL.
Support for the new Globus Toolkit 2.0 packaging model.
The Globus Resource Allocation Manager (GRAM) is the resource management component of the Globus Toolkit. The major feature change in GRAM 1.5 is the addition of new GRAM protocol and API features to support more robust job submission and management capabilities. The API specification is not yet available on the Web.
In addition to these areas of development, Globus has made installation and configuration substantially easier with a complete repackaging of the products. They have now enabled installation from binary or source, whole systems or selected parts, patches to track third-party software changes, and easier configuration. This enhanced packaging system for the Globus Toolkit provides easier installation for Grid builders, application developers, and end users.
It's an Open World
After more than 10 years of open-software development in the scientific community, open software now holds a preeminent place in the operation of the computing community. The three products I have written about simply scratch the surface of the powerful tools available. OpenLDAP and OAI both enable a wide variety of sharing and automated access.
The Globus Toolkit is a major accomplishment in integration of diverse systems into a virtual global supercomputer. While much has been accomplished, much remains to be done. The way ahead for Globus is pointed to by the Open Grid Services Architecture document.
As an observer of all this activity in the software space, I continue to be excited about the potential for our country and the world in the near future. We are approaching the capability to model the real world accurately, with benefits for everyone.
With specific reference to weather, we will be able to model storms, tornados, and hurricanes well enough to understand their structure in detail, and learn ways to steer their paths away from populated areas. For cancer and other illnesses, the development of models of the disease should lead to better understanding and treatment, possibly even cures.
The key to all of these breakthroughs is understanding. Computer models assist this process by processing data and images, testing theoretical models against reality, searching real data and models for ways to change them, and just by marshalling the intellectual effort needed to develop an accurate model.
I can't wait to see what develops next!
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