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Provigil Extends Your Day?

John Mearns writes "It looks like before long all caffeine junkies will be able to ditch the bottle of Mountain Dew or cup of coffee in favor of pill. Its not a true stimulant so you don't get the "caffeine crash," just countless hours of alert attentiveness. " It's also still in testing so it'll probably make you grow horns or something, and is supposed to only be used for people who are sleepy during the day, but it raises several interesting ethical questions.

631 comments

  1. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I don't have any excuse to drink caffeine!

  2. First Post. by QuodEratDemonstratum · · Score: 5, Funny


    Cool, if I take these it will increase my chances of getting a first post.

    Pop pill.
    Reload /.
    Pop pill.
    Reload /.
    Pop pill.
    Reload /.
    Rinse,
    Repeat.

    1. Re:First Post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      why don't you first posters just write a script to do the reloading and post your FP as soon as the 20 seconds have passed?

      If I were a first poster, I would do this and kick all your asses, but alas, I don't covet the FP.

    2. Re:First Post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a first poster ... look at my posting history.

      I waited until the first post had been done before posting my comment.
      Hence "increase my chances" in a "please mod me up +1 funny" kind of way.

    3. Re:First Post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "why don't you first posters just write a script to do the reloading and post your FP as soon as the 20 seconds have passed?"

      first posters don't have a high enough IQ to write a script. Combined.

    4. Re:First Post. by packeteer · · Score: 1

      uhm silly you... ac dont have a post history :)

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    5. Re:First Post. by Vinnster · · Score: 1

      Who needs a pill? I sit and stare at the monitor, hitting refresh naturally (see, there were no noticable side-effects from my lobotomy) /. is more than a stimulant, it's my lifeblood.

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    6. Re:First Post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm, i didn't realize that it was a spiritual experience. thanks for the info. i'll look at the first post cluster of inanity and the ensuing literary masturbation of each other in a different light from now on.

  3. caffene crash is great by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How else do i know it's time to give up and go to bed? when you finally come crashing down in the bathroom as your body is expelling all that water...

    Boom.... now sleep for 12 hours.

    I want something that will reduce my bodies need for sleep... make me feel good and refreshed on 3 or 4 hours of sleep.

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    1. Re:caffene crash is great by jack+deadmeat · · Score: 1

      Sign up for the Green Berets. I don't know about nowadays, but in the halycon days of yore, they supposedly handed out some great stimulants.

    2. Re:caffene crash is great by Wonko42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Try Uberman's Sleep Cycle. If your schedule allows it, and you're able to adjust to the cycle, you'll end up getting around two to three hours of sleep per day (just not consecutively) and you'll feel better than after a normal eight hours of sleep. Or so people say.

    3. Re:caffene crash is great by Quixote · · Score: 5, Informative
      I saw a news magazine program once which monitored a guy doing this for weeks. They had a camera setup in the bedroom, and this dude was supposed to perform mental tasks (puzzles, memorization, etc.) at periodic intervals.

      He seemed to be getting along just fine, until about day 62 or so, and then he crashed, and crashed hard!

    4. Re:caffene crash is great by SandSpider · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, some kids in my dorm did this. They had heard that DaVinci did it or something. It went for a few days, until they overslept and nothing at all would wake them. They only missed a few classes.

      =Brian

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      There is nothing so good that someone, somewhere, will not hate it.
    5. Re:caffene crash is great by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      As I've learned the hard way in recent years, you NEED several hours of REM sleep a day. It's not just a matter of feeling "refreshed" in the morning, it's a big factor in mental health.

    6. Re:caffene crash is great by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's because he began to deviate from the pattern.

      I've been on the Uberman cycle for about ~95 days now, and I feel great. I've average about 3.5 hours of sleep a day, and I realy feel as refreshed as I used to be after a 10 hour sleep-fest.
      I highly recommend it to anyone who is willing to
      ..Hccchhhh.............zZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    7. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REALLY!

      I'm surprised they don't call it Ubermensch Sleep Cycle. You'd think people would have better to do than kicking common sense around.

    8. Re:caffene crash is great by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I have to watch sugar and caffeine, particularly the sugar. Like we just had the monthly birthday party for everyone (guess who was nuts enough to volunteer to man the grill) and there's this big cake covered in frosting. I eat only the cake part, as the sugar will give me a 20 minute rush, then I crash and can't think or do anything for the rest of the day. (Had bloodwork, MRI, etc. no medical conclusion other than keep away from processed sugar)

      On a job I left 5 years ago I was going through a pound of expresso beans, myself, each week as I put in 16-18 hour days. The cost was lying in bed until noon on Saturday and basically going through detox on Sunday before starting it again on Monday mornings. I don't miss it and have few illusions about caffeine and dependency. OTOH, beer makes me hyper, I'm pretty tired right now so it's probably not a bad idea to head down to the pub after work for a couple pints of ol' wossname.

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    9. Re:caffene crash is great by Cenam · · Score: 0

      lying in bed till noon, thats weak..i sleep from about 2am to 4pm

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    10. Re:caffene crash is great by Wonko42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      With Uberman's cycle, you end up getting more REM sleep every day than you would with 8 hours of consecutive sleep. Your brain learns to drop into REM sleep immediately, so each 20-30 minute nap is entirely REM, which adds up to between 2 and 3 hours of purely REM sleep per day, which is more than enough.

    11. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too

    12. Re:caffene crash is great by Milkyman · · Score: 1

      Do you know where there is more information on this? I searched for uberman's sleep cycle in using one of my school's psychology databases, PsychINFO and couldn't find any references to it.

    13. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and for your next trick...

      Siggy played guitar....
      (Siggy Stardust?) I won't blame you if it's not up to your standards...

    14. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Kramer tried it too, in Seinfeld.

      Remember that?

      My wife and I have to relate everything we
      see to a seinfeld episode. It's awful.

    15. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate that fucking show. Is it just me, or is kramer the most annoying fuck on the planet? Yes, i've seen it enough to know that i hate it, and that i would be compelled to violence if i ever heard kramer's whiney voice in person.

    16. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like it, I like it!

    17. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a point though. I've done serious sleep deprivation and I've always been a somewhat introverted, lonely depressed kind of guy. Amazingly enough after a few days to a week of going from 4-5 hours sleep to 8 hours sleep a night, my mood swings stopped and I wasn't depressed. The funny thing was that I did this for years and was so into it that I in fact couldn't sleep more than 5 hours. I was getting very deep sleep as well. I would wake up without an alarm clock and SEEM to feel refreshed. I probably wouldn't attribute everything to sleep deprevation, but it made a drastic change.

    18. Re:caffene crash is great by lukesl · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Uberman sleep cycle thing is complete bullshit. There have been numerous REM deprivation studies done in animals, and what your brain and body really need is stage 4 sleep, not REM. REM is the lightest part of sleep, and stage 4 is the deepest. I'm a narcoleptic MD/PhD student studying neurophysiology, so I know a little about this stuff. If you want to be more efficient with your sleep, don't sleep more than four hours at a time. EEG studies have shown that four hours is about the optimum length of time for sleep, and it becomes much less efficient after that. So if you can sleep for two four-hour periods per day, you are in very good shape. There are multiple lines of evidence supporting the fact that Homo sapiens in "nature" slept twice a day, including a periodic body temperature changes with a 12 hour period (you're always sleepier when your body temp. is just past its peak, IIRC). Most people get very tired after lunch--this is not a coincidence. Note that in many cultures, this is the sleeping pattern people have (e.g. the Siesta).

      No one really knows for sure why all animals sleep (down to fruit flies and earthworms), especially since one would think it would be strongly selected against, evolutionarily speaking. The fact that we spend 1/3 of our day defenseless shows just how important sleep is (that and the fact that sleep deprivation is fatal in all organisms from humans down to fruit flies). Interestingly, even birds that fly for days on end or whales that have to swim to the surface to breathe still sleep. However, their brains are capable of sleeping one hemisphere at a time! Another interesting/random fact is that hibernation is different than sleep because at least some animals that hibernate wake up out of their hibernation periodically and sleep for a day, then wake up again and hibernate some more. Apparently the hibernation and sleep are distinguishable by EEG (recording "brain waves" by scalp electrode). Most evidence points towards sleep's most important role being in consolidation of memory in cortex (and probably general homeostasis of neurons). People used to think this occurred during REM, but now it sounds more like this is occurring during different stages of sleep, while REM is more like a waking state where information is filtered and organized and prepared for consolidation in deeper stages of sleep. Your conscious perception of these processes occurring is called "dreams," BTW, and contrary to common belief, they do not happen exclusively during REM sleep. The reason why we need "sleep," a period of inactivity, is apparently because there simply isn't a way to perform certain tasks of homestasis, synaptic strength updating, etc. while the network is functional. This makes sense if you think about it, and apparently there's some interesting data supporting. Destexhe and Sejnowski have a book about some of this stuff, and I think they argue that pyramidal cells in cortex receive synchronous excitatory and inhibitory inputs from the intralaminar nuclei and reticular nucleus, respectively. Both of those are parts of the thalamus, a structure in the middle of the brain that sends some projections out to the cortex, or the layers of cells on the surface. Anyway, the excitatory input activates NMDA receptors and voltage-gated calcium channels in the dendrites, while the inhibitory input shunts the depolarization, preventing firing of action potentials. The dendrite therefore fills with calcium, activating various pathways involved in synaptic plasticity, etc.

      But I digress. The point is, sleep is important, and just because there is a drug out there that can fool your brain into thinking it doesn't need sleep, it still does. Forced sleep deprivation, in time, has been shown to cause permanent brain damage and eventually death. Taking a drug like provigil will most likely not prevent these things from happening--it will only prevent you from knowing that these things are happening. Another thing is that some people will say that scientists don't know how provigil works. This is partly true. There was a paper in Cell (I think) a couple years ago demonstrating that provigil (also called modafinil) increases firing in cells expressing a certain receptor for hypocretin/orexin, this short peptide neurotransmitter that regulates various aspects of wakefulness and hunger. The neurons that make that stuff were recently shown to be the ones that mysteriously die in narcoleptic patients. However, we don't know the exact mechanism by which the provigil affects these cells. IIRC, the provigil doesn't interact directly with the receptor, but nonspecifically intercalates into the membranes and does who-knows-what, with one end result being increased firing rate in cells expressing the proper receptors. However, this drug is not some sort of high-specificity compound that was rationally designed or found by interaction with a known target like most of the new drugs coming out on the market. It may have many side effects that are not documented. I took it for several months, and it made me extremely stupid. I became severely depressed and was driven almost to suicide. I would just sit on the floor and cry, babbling that I used to be smart and I didn't know what was happening to me. The disturbing thing was that I somehow didn't realize that it was the drug doing it to me. Once my girlfriend figured this out and got me to stop taking it, I was fine. When I looked into it a little more, I found that there were a few people in narcolepsy support groups who had similar side effects, despite the fact that these were not reported during clinical trials (and therefore, my doctors had a hard time believing that they were real). In summary, stay away from provigil unless you need it. For the people it works for, it's a miracle drug, but it is a very serious drug, not just a caffeine pill.

    19. Re:caffene crash is great by eam · · Score: 2

      > The reason why we need "sleep," a period of
      > inactivity, is apparently because there simply
      > isn't a way to perform certain tasks of
      > homestasis, synaptic strength updating, etc.
      > while the network is functional.

      Sounds like a stand-alone backup under VMS. Reboot standalone, do a backup of the idle system disk, reboot...I wonder if my VAXen enjoyed their dreams.

    20. Re:caffene crash is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Forced sleep deprivation, in time, has been shown to cause permanent brain damage and eventually death. Taking a drug like provigil will most likely not prevent these things from happening--it will only prevent you from knowing that these things are happening.

      You mean I will die and not notice it? Will Provigil create an army of undead? 'scuse me, but that sounds utterly cool.. dig out your Turn Undead scrolls and Holy Water potions, everyone!

  4. Seriously by crumbz · · Score: 4, Funny

    What would happen if you took this with an Ambien, a couple of beers, a Tylenol-3 and a grande mocha? I think you would time travel...

    1. Re:Seriously by Indras · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you would time travel...

      Yeah, in a "whoa, is it really August already?" kind of way.

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    2. Re:Seriously by JZ_Tonka · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure the guys at ThinkGeek.com could find a way to sell that.

    3. Re:Seriously by 56ker · · Score: 2

      And there was me taking you seriously for a while! Really I must cut back on the caffeine!

    4. Re:Seriously by chainsaw1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more concerned with just being able to sleep at night. I used to be able to say i'm not in the mood, but Viagra kill that one. The only one left was i'm too tired...

      Guess that one's gone too...

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    5. Re:Seriously by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll service her. I'll probably do a better job anyway.

    6. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be a *him*

    7. Re:Seriously by TheDarkRogue · · Score: 5, Funny

      one glass vodka, $3
      one shot nyquil (The icky green liquid stuff, not Gelcaps), $2
      two tablets nodoze, $3

      not knowing where the fuck you are, what day it is, what time it is, your name, what language your speaking, and then comming too 7 hours later and finding you wrote a web/gopher/ftp/qotd/chargen server that works, priceless

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    8. Re:Seriously by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get your nodoz, or
      if you were just trying to make it sound nicer, but
      damn, you're getting ripped off, I can pick up
      bottles of 16 for $3.99

    9. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Are you a homophobe or something? ;-)

    10. Re:Seriously by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Funny

      so YOU wrote xinetd?

    11. Re:Seriously by bluGill · · Score: 1

      I think you would finially find the answer to the ages old question "Is there a God".

      Unfortunatly it would be too late to change your life based on the answer. (either to worship the right God, or do whatever evil you are not doing today because you think wrong)

    12. Re:Seriously by ncc74656 · · Score: 2

      Doesn't the NyQuil tend to cancel out the No-Doz? There's a reason you normally only take NyQuil at night...

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    13. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    14. Re:Seriously by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      one shot nyquil (The icky green liquid stuff, not Gelcaps), $2

      I know this is essentially a joke, but I have to throw this in for all the drug newbs out there.

      Nyquil (DXM) is a dissociative, as is Robitussin (DXM), ketamine, pcp, nitrous, and OTC sleep aids like Unisom. Dissociatives cause brain damage. Do all the drugs you want, but stay away from dissociatives.

      Sure, many drugs can permanently alter brain chemistry, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand why dissociatives are different. Whereas stimulants and hallucinogens provide an "enhanced" experience, dissociatives do the opposite, breaking down neural connections to provide an anesthetic, disconnected experience. Ketamine also tends to make people unhappy, which is a pretty weird way to get high.

      I've done my fair share of DXM, so this is certainly not a moral rant.

      Other things to keep in mind:

      Alcohol is pretty efficient at destroying neurons as well
      Stimulants are bad for the heart (incl. caffeine/nicotine)
      Acid affects certain people poorly
      Mushrooms are challenging
      Exstacy can make you depressed
      Coke is a hard, hard drug
      Shooting heroin is how you kill yourself

      The only drug I know of that is safe from a physiological point of view is pot. And natural drugs (pot, mushrooms, smoked opium/heroin) seem most certainly safer in general (not a 100% rule) than synthetics.

      Synthetic OTC's, such as Unisom (dissociative), Adderol (speed), and Vicodin (opiate) scare hell out of me in terms of physiological health. Synthetics produce a hangover that is quite distinctly alien, and just because you haven't noticed it doesn't mean it's not there. Vicodin's hangover, for example, is pretty subtle. Unisom's is not.

    15. Re:Seriously by curunir · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exstacy can make you depressed

      While it's true that Ecstacy can make you depressed, it's a bit unfair to say that depression is a side effect of the drug since there are steps one can take to prevent it.

      At one point, I considered no longer using the drug because of this very fact. However, I did some research into how the drug works and why it causes depression. Basically, you get depressed because you either have too little seratonin in your brain for it to function normally or you've damaged the seratonin receptors in your brain to the point where you no longer have a sufficient number to support normal serotonin levels.

      So, the goal is to counteract those affects in some way. In order to boost low seratonin levels, my friends and I take 5-HTP (the body's natural precursor to serotonin). This won't ensure high serotonin levels in all cases, but usually does. It's also important to maintain high levels of MAOs (monoamine oxidases IIRC...anti-oxidants...vitamin C, for example). The MAOs help your brain metabolize serotonin that is not recaptured by the receptors. If that serotonin isn't matoblized, it can cause brain damage. This is also why people taking MAOIs (the I is for inhibitors) should never take e.

      So basically, if you're going to be using e anywhere close to regularly, go down to the local pharmacy/GNC and pick up some 5-HTP and some multi-vitamins (or however you feel like loading up on anti-oxidants). I can't offer any scientific evidence that this works, but within my circle of friends (about 30-45...all of whom follow this advice), not one person has complained about depression as a side effect of e.

      Bottom line is: if you're going to do any drug, be educated about it. Read as much as you can about how it affects your body. There is a lot of misinformation on both sides of the issue, so think about the source of the information you read (i.e. trust the government about as much as the buy passed out on the floor with his face in a pool of drool).

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    16. Re:Seriously by packeteer · · Score: 1

      And natural drugs (pot, mushrooms, smoked opium/heroin) seem most certainly safer in general (not a 100% rule) than synthetics

      not true... those are just some of the popular home grown ones... many synthetics are really just that... synthetic copies of natural trugs... plus there are all sorts of things such as 5 MEO-DMT that are 100% natural and are also a neuro toxin... and any neuro toxin will damage you more than any dissociative any day... so though i dont disagree i jsut dont want some kid going "i heard it on slashdot so it must be true... pass the toad... i wanna lick it again"...
      P.S. DONT lick the toad... or smoke it but DONT lick it

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    17. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol :)

    18. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unisom doesn't work on me at all-you think that's bad, I got prescribed Trazodone. You feel like death when you wake up, and you don't even want to continue on with your day. Ambien on the other hand.. mmm.. non-addictive valium is nice.. you can totally take one, sleep for 6-8 hours, and feel great when you wake up.

    19. Re:Seriously by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info, I usually just wait a month or 2 between rolls and drink lots of OJ.

      Jaysyn

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    20. Re:Seriously by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      So basically, if you're going to be using e anywhere close to regularly, go down to the local pharmacy/GNC and pick up some 5-HTP and some multi-vitamins (or however you feel like loading up on anti-oxidants). I can't offer any scientific evidence that this works, but within my circle of friends (about 30-45...all of whom follow this advice), not one person has complained about depression as a side effect of e.

      That's cool. I haven't tried 5-HTP yet myself, but I have been mega-dosing Vitamin C lately and the effects are almost miraculous (not with e, just in general). Anti-oxidants should not be underestimated. Anyone doing drugs should mass up on vitamins big-time.

    21. Re:Seriously by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      not true... those are just some of the popular home grown ones... many synthetics are really just that... synthetic copies of natural trugs... plus there are all sorts of things such as 5 MEO-DMT that are 100% natural and are also a neuro toxin...

      Well, this is the basis for my original post:

      Pot feels far less neurotoxic than Unisom
      Heroin feels far less neurotoxic than Vicodin/Oxycontin
      Caffeine feels far less neurotoxic than speed.

      I agreed that natural drugs are not safer than synthetic ones in all cases. Someone made the excellent point that many natural drugs are actually natural poisons. However, I get an "alien" hangover far more often with synthetic drugs.

      As another example, I have seen people become permanently catatonic from acid, but not from mushrooms, even though both drugs are just as potent. And of course, dissociatives are the worst, and I don't think any of these are natural.

      Think about what it means to make a "copy," in terms of software, movies, or whatever. Usually there are unwarranted side-effects... there is no such thing as the perfect copy.

    22. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Provigil is often used for people who take large amounts of schedule II pain killers as the the pain killers can put you to sleep in large enough doses.. The beer with provigil is no big deal and T-3's are no big deal either... But usually when you take Provigil for pain killers it means your taking large doses of morphine etc... Beer not recommended...

    23. Re:Seriously by TheDarkRogue · · Score: 1

      heh, that's the point :) One is trying to put you to sleep and the other is trying to keep you awake. The Vodka just acts like an intensifier (Probably a better word, but I can't think of it really) for it all.

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    24. Re:Seriously by John+Hurliman · · Score: 1

      I find your comparison of Psilocybin to LSD appalling.

    25. Re:Seriously by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      The only drug I know of that is safe from a physiological point of view is pot.

      FWIW, I have always noticed that you can spot a pot smoker, or even someone who used to smoke pot years ago. There are certain mannerisms and facial clues that are common among people who have smoked for awhile.

      That's enough evidence for me that there is *some* sort of effect, and a lasting one, on your body, probably your brain. You can cite all the studies proving or disproving the effect, but you can also spot it in the real world.

      I'm also quite a bit concerned with Extacy for the same reason - everybody I know who has done it about a dozen times seems to have serious depression and memory problems during the day. I can't say with as much certainty, as I've known far more pot smokers, but it's enough for me to avoid it.

      I don't like stuff that mucks with your brain. Seems to me that your body is on a track to peak and then gradually fail over many decades (I'm already on that slow glide, as my back reminds me at times), so the only thing that really remains that is *you* is your mind. And that kinda needs your brain functioning to survive.

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    26. Re:Seriously by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      mixing uppers and downers can have...eh... interesting effects...
      It's a classic trick while trying to get off yer head...

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    27. Re:Seriously by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 1
      one shot nyquil (The icky green liquid stuff, not Gelcaps), $2

      NyQuil, the night-time coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, why the hell am I laying on my kitchen floor medicine.

      When I was in college we would occationally make a rather nasty mixed drink that we called a "grizzly-gator"; Gatoraide, vodka and NyQuil. We usually saved those for the end of the party.

    28. Re:Seriously by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Oh dear me, we are getting a bit boring dont you think?

      So I have to avoid any chemicals that muck with my brain like alcohol - just in case it rots my personality?

      What about avoiding being a parent - that sure as hell mucks with your brain and changes who you are.

      Same thing with almost any significant life experience.

      Not everybody wants to live a life of danger of course and shooting smack with dirty needles is statistically likely to shorten your life by a considerable margin. But take heart from the fact that experience is generally regarded as great training for a personality.

      Enjoy your life, live it to the max and dont be such a wimp :-)

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    29. Re:Seriously by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Oh dear me, we are getting a bit boring dont you think?
      Enjoy your life, live it to the max and dont be such a wimp

      You sir, are decidely the first person to have ever told me that. :) Something about being a large man with a full beard that regularly wears lingere with his hair in pigtails, or runs around in the woods in mideval outfits singing bawdy songs, or preaches to the general public about the evils of being a Pink, standing behind a homemade Dobbshead podium... no, I haven't ever been accused of being boring or a wimp. Heh.

      Although people *have* speculated what I'd be like if I did do drugs...

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    30. Re:Seriously by TopherC · · Score: 1

      Here's a late post, but what the heck.

      My own reasoning on this subject is you have two choices. You can realize that your mind is your own and that you can control the way you feel, or you can succomb to the idea that your mind is controlled by chemicals and you have no choice but to drug yourself to be satisfied.

      I would rather live independant, happy, and free than to handcuff myself to a drug habit with its inevitable ups, downs, and the constant fear of doing permanent damage to my brain. This isn't a moral reason, it's just (un)common sense.

      Boring? Of the people I know, the ones that use drugs a lot are the most boring. This is because they aren't looking for satisfaction in accomplishing things or doing anything fun and real. Instead, they only find satisfaction in being stupefyingly doped. Boring!

    31. Re:Seriously by dustmote · · Score: 1

      Now, IANAN (I am not a neurologist), but it is my impression that 5-MEO-DMT is not a neurotoxin at all, unless you count the normal way that a frighteningly (and I do mean frightening) powerful psychedelic/hallucinogen/entheo-whatever-you-want- to-call-it-this-decade acts. In toad Bufo spp. venom, it is a number of other compounds which act as, IIRC "steroidal toxins", and this is why one should smoke, rather than lick, the toads' venom, because they break down at a lower temperature than the alkaloid. (Not that I recommend such an obviously illegal action, of course.)
      Of course, I could very well be wrong on the details of this, so feel free to enlighten me if I should prove to talking entirely out of my own nether regions. :)

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    32. Re:Seriously by nettdata · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While it's true that Ecstacy can make you depressed, it's a bit unfair to say that depression is a side effect of the drug since there are steps one can take to prevent it.

      Wow... and I thought taking LEGAL advice from Slashdot was bad!

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    33. Re:Seriously by packeteer · · Score: 1

      its actually called 5-Methoxy-N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and doesn't really have any 'street name' other than 'toad' or whatever because it comes from the bufo alverius toad... this toad uses it to posoin other animals... it is indeed VERY powerful and should not be played with... it is fairly easy to use it the wrong way so it is not a good idea... like you said it is a naturally occuring alkaloid that breaks down at high temputure so dont lick it cause the it will basically be a poison... dont smoke it either cause you prob wont do it right and will poison yourself... the only time you could do it safely would be if you have years of experiance with such powerful chemicals... but then again if you have that much experiance maybe doing it wrong wont mess you up cause you cant go down much further :(

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    34. Re:Seriously by curunir · · Score: 2

      Notice the last paragraph in which I recommended being as informed as possible. No one should take my advice without first questioning what I say and confirming for themselves that it is likely to be true. People on /. are more than capable of doing web research. There's lots of information and disinformation out there.

      Bottom line is there is an inherant danger in introducing a foreign substance into your body without first knowing exactly what it is and how it is likely to affect you. Maybe I didn't make that clear in my first post. Believing everything that I said is just as naive as believing what the DEA says.

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    35. Re:Seriously by nettdata · · Score: 1

      Oh, I totally agree! I even applaud you and commend you for taking the stand you did. Mind you, thanks in part to the detail you provided and the blatant stupidity of some people, I just KNOW that somebody somewhere is writing down the specifics and heading down to their drugstore to give it a shot for themselves.

      It was a remark to those people more than anything else... and above all, it was meant to be an attempt at humour. :)

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    36. Re:Seriously by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      All hail Eris.
      And in the case of this debate I seem to have struck Erisian gold - by unjustly criticising a person because what they said automatically put them in a box in my mind - and that box was completely off the mark. Terribly pink behavior.

      I do apologise. This has reminded me to concentrate on the subject matter at hand and not to use sarcasm (the lowest form of wit) to support my own rhetoric.

      On the subject of chemical experimentation I have to admit that I've played and am no longer playing. I dont miss the potential for winding up living in a fog and would regret it if anyone ended up in a fog they couldnt escape from because of something I said.

      On the other hand I do detest the alcoholic hangovers that we all seem to accept as the perfectly acceptable penalty for having a good social night out. Ive had excellent fun playing with the civil war re-enactment society "the sealed knot" back in the uk and my oh my can they drink.. :-)

      All things in moderation I guess is my own boring conclusion.

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    37. Re:Seriously by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Agreed, any habit becomes boring if worn sufficiently long. Life becomes significantly more interesting if the hem line is forever sweeping up and down.

      Good luck with the mind control project though. I've never found a way of programming my feelings myself by willing them. I find It usually takes a combination of trying out new things and randomly repeating some of the ones that were fun before.

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  5. Popups by LordKariya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I would have read the whole article, but the two popups and the page-covering javascript ad prevented me from doing so. Fuck !

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    1. Re:Popups by Darkstar9969 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Great trick, use the Print or Print Preview links found in most newspaper's sites.

      This will get you a nice, clean, properly layed out page of text with adverts in banners or on the side.

      No Java Required....

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Popups by LordKariya · · Score: 0, Troll

      Moderators : Suck my cock. Now. I mean it. Get on that sucker and get moving.

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    3. Re:Popups by Darkstar9969 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The topic I replied to was popups.....how in the sam hill is this offtopic? :)

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  6. Wow... by MonkeyBot · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I would have had this during my undergrad career as an engineer, maybe I could have gotten a degree AND had a social life!

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I would have gotten my degree... *goes out to party*

    2. Re:Wow... by Indras · · Score: 2

      Get a degree AND have a social life? I would think that would cause a black hole or tear the fabric of space-time or something. That's probably why it's never happened before.

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    3. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best you can hope for is a low-maintenance girlfriend who puts out. Social Life is out of the question unless it involves binge drinking.

    4. Re:Wow... by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

      Grades, sleep, social life. Choose 2.

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    5. Re:Wow... by BJH · · Score: 1

      I think that should really be:

      Grades, sleep, social life. Choose 1.

    6. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Frankly, I did fine as an EE with a some Vivarin now and then. It did wonders for me actually.
      I once stayed up for 51 hours sraight to study for and take 3 consecutive finals.
      Of course when all of it was over I slept like there was no tomorrow.

    7. Re:Wow... by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      You're still sleeping. This is a dream.

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    8. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with binge drinking? :)

  7. It won't replace coffee. by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's something incredibly cozy about having a cup of hot coffee or tea to sip on throughout the day, a sort of tangibility that you won't get from popping a pill. It's kind of like the difference between muzak(tm) and Pink Floyd...sure, both are music, but only one is music.

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    1. Re:It won't replace coffee. by excesspwr · · Score: 1

      It's kind of like the difference between muzak(tm) and Pink Floyd...sure, both are music, but only one is music.

      I've always enjoyed the muzak(tm) version of The Wall myself.

    2. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      muzak(tm) and Pink Floyd...sure, both are music, but only one is music.

      Coincidentally, they both put me to sleep.

    3. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Bryan+Andersen · · Score: 2

      Do both. One can still have the cup of coffee or tea. This just allows one to choose a better tasing tea without having to select for caffein content. This also opens up a hole slew of other better tasting beverages that are sans caffein.

    4. Re:It won't replace coffee. by scotch · · Score: 1
      The Orb does a nice ambient version of "Take A Cigar.

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    5. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Phexro · · Score: 2

      "This just allows one to choose a better tasing tea without having to select for caffein content."

      Might I suggest Good Earth teas? Their Black tea is the strongest, with Green tea in second place. The Green tea tastes better than Black, and still has enough caffiene to get me going. It's also not nearly as hard on my digestive system as coffee.

      It is more expensive, but don't let that fool you. I've saved quite a bit of cash since I switched, since I no longer eat three tins of Altoids a day for my creature-from-the-black-coffee-lagoon breath.

    6. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's wrong with pink floyd?

    7. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Call me a whore, but I am rather fond of the Starbucks Tazo teas. Their Chai and Black tea (dubbed 'Awake') are really quite good. Since I switched to drinking only tea, and got off caffeine other than when I am craving the taste of the beverage I feel a lot better.

      Drinking tea vs. hyped-up-overcost-insulting-italians-grande-no-foa m-extra-whip-non-fat-soy-coffee will save you a helluva lot of money.

      $5 for the coffee, vs. $1.15 for the tea that you can refill for free till your bag goes dead...

      As for the altoids, have you tried those Listerine strips? W0000...

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    8. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have taken an earlier version of this substance, called Adrafinil (Modafinil == Provigil). It's been available for over 5 years.

      It really does keep you up. I used it twice: Driving 20+ hours a day cross country to get to a new job, and on a marathon programmer project, staying awake 40 hours.

    9. Re:It won't replace coffee. by edrugtrader · · Score: 3, Funny

      is this one of those advertising bots???

      NO! i don't want starbucks OR listerine strips, now stop posting!!

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    10. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be "Have a Cigar?"

      ac - pf fan

    11. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have to admit, I am a total bitch to their frozen cappucinos. If they perfect Provigil, I'll still have to chug them babies down on a regular basis.

    12. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't recommend doing both. Caffeine may interact with the drug in interesting ways, and I wouldn't recommend trying it out unless studies have been done.

      An interesting note along these line, I ran across some articles a couple of weeks about deaths related to 'energy drinks' (high-caffeine, etc.) when taken with alcohol or strenuous exercise.

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    13. Re:It won't replace coffee. by jonbrewer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      RedBull and Vodka is quite a popular drink, though the name of it slips my mind at the moment.

    14. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

      Hmmm - looks interesting, but all of their tea is bagged.

      Lately I've switched to buying loose lea. I find that it is usually cheaper (less processing) and better quality (it has to be whole leaves so it won't pass through the strainer).

      I've been buying mine from Stash Tea and I've been happy with what I get.
      I usually have some of their Chai Spice with me at work, with a canister of Lapsang Souchong for those high stress moments.

    15. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Oh gee, sure. I'll stop posting because you don't like listerine strips or any product from starbucks.

      What the fuck?

      Are you really that self-insecure you need to establish a megalomaniac attitude? On slashdot of all places... I mean, come on, go beat up small children for candy if you need to reinforce your insecurities. At least they'll just cry instead of posting responses to your idiotic comments.

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    16. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut. up. hippie.

    17. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Round these parts, we call it a heart attack.

    18. Re:It won't replace coffee. by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      Lately I've switched to buying loose lea. I find that it is usually cheaper (less processing) and better quality (it has to be whole leaves so it won't pass through the strainer).

      Try using your coffee machine as well. Throw some loose tea in the basket, then make a pot, or two or three, all at once. Then put the tea in the fridge.

      I've never understood why coffee requires a machine but tea takes some sort of bag, or diffuser, or whatever. The coffee machine works great for both.

    19. Re:It won't replace coffee. by SWTP · · Score: 1

      Hum.

      Yes coffee is nice but the direct beans chewing is better and a person can carry a pocket full. Also SoBe and B3 are good but cost a lot! Wish Jolt was more avaiable.

      If all else fail's then electro-shock and toothpick will work. ;)

    20. Re:It won't replace coffee. by HeschelsGyrus · · Score: 1

      If you're interested in really high quality loose teas, you should check out Upton Tea.

      Their catalog can be overwhelming to a tea newbie, but if you check out popular purchases you can't go wrong. They offer some truly incredible teas. And no, I'm not affiliated with them...

    21. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's wrong with pink floyd?

      too many sing-a-long choruses?

      i took dark side down off the wall and listened to it, just to make sure i wasn't giving you the short shrift. fist side is pretty good, money is in 7/4 which always impresses, couple of electronic tracks which is pretty amazing for 1973.

      but i've also been listening to the wall since i was eight, and it's never meant anything to me (don't own it). likewise, my high school friends spend as much time talking about pf as they do talking about the WWF.

      it's suburban whitebread glam rock. i'll take uk hard house.

    22. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I believe that is what it is called at the hospital too.

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    23. Re:It won't replace coffee. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      It really does keep you up. I used it twice: Driving 20+ hours a day cross country to get to a new job, and on a marathon programmer project, staying awake 40 hours.

      god...I'd hate to try to work my way through that code. Or be driving next to you.

    24. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

      I used to make tea in an espresso maker to make tea all the time when I was in college (a good way to wring everything out of the leaves).

      I've used coffee makers as well but I suspect the the other people on the night shift would be a little upset if I took over the coffee maker.

      Besides, I like the little silver ball I use as an infuser. It's shiny!

      Plus, I just drop it in my mug at the beginning of the 12 hour shift, and top off with hot water throughout the night until my tea no longer tastes like tea. Then I just refill the ball, and repeat...

    25. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They fucking suck. That's what's wrong with them tosser.

    26. Re:It won't replace coffee. by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      This does sound like a great drug for many people. But I think I'll stick with caffeine. For people w/o a heart condition it's perfectly safe. And it works astonishingly well. (Unless you chug down a lot of caffeine. That will cause you to be wired for a few hours and then crash)

      One thing I like about caffeine is the delectible means of delivery. A hot cup of coffee or a refreshing iced tea is much more pleasurable than a pill any day.

      Also, caffeine has another benefit, at least for me. It helps me control my depression. Last year, I didn't drink much caffeine, and I had a horrible depression. Caffeine seems to calm my depression somewhat. Whenever I feel depressed, I reach for the coffee or iced tea. About a half an hour later when it takes effect, my depression is reduced.

      This works because caffeine manipulates dopamine production. It produces increased levels of dopamine, your body's happy neurotransmitter. It does the same thing as pot or alcohol, just to a lesser degree. This curbs my depression.

      Of course when you come off of caffeine, it is horrible. When I have gone though withdrawal before, my depression comes back worse than before, I'm tired, and I'm completely pissed off, not to mention getting crushing headache. Of course that is prevented by drinking caffeine every day. I'd rather be addicted to caffeine than go though the hell of depression again.

      I am one of those people who gets up early. I get up at 4:30. I get to sleep somewhere around midnight. So I get about 4 1/2 hours of sleep a night. Much less than the usual 6-9 hours recommended.

      Despite getting little sleep, I function perfectly well with my pleasantly bitter friends: coffee and iced tea. I am a high school sophomore. Even though I get little sleep, this year I am still running with about a 3.9 GPA. All of this is thanks to caffeine.

      In the morning, if it is wintertime, I usualy imbibe two 20 oz. cups of strong black coffee. (I like it black, like my women) In the spring or summer, I drink about two quarts of iced tea. Dammit I love iced tea. I'm drinking a glass right now. Anyway, I've got a C++ programming class first period, and there is no way in hell I would be able to code well at 7:50 A.M. without my caffeine.

      Then, 3rd period, my science teacher gives out coffee. He believes it helps us focus better, which it does. I get recharged from a good 16 OZ. cup in his class.

      By the end of the day, I begin to crash. But then I have toning (gym) class. The physical exercise gets me alert again. Then, I get home, and enjoy another tall glass of strong iced tea.

      As for the health problems of me drinking a lot of caffeine: I don't believe it is causing a big problem. I have a resting heart rate of 58 Beats Per Minute. Most people my age group are around 70 BPM. So I don't have tachycardia or anything. My blood pressure, the last time I checked, is 95/55. I can also run a mile in 5:30, so I am somewhat physically fit. The only reason I could see for someone avoiding caffeine is if they have a heart problem. Then, the higher heart rates and blood pressure brought on by caffeine is not so good.

      Now, an unhealthy way of getting your caffeine is to drink pop. Pop contains quite a few empty calories. It also has an ingredient that depletes your bone density. I stopped drinking pop 2 years ago. I have no desire to start again. Now that I have been off it for a while, I just think pop is sickeningly oversweet. It's easy to kick the pop habit. Just refrain from drinking pop for a month or so and you should have no desire for it anymore. The junk food habit is not too hard to kick either. I don't eat any junk food such as potato chips anymore like I used to.

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    27. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Lurgen · · Score: 1

      What about those of us who can't handle caffeine? Personally, I can't drink coffee - it causes extremely intense migraines, usually followed by loss of vision. There have been plenty of all-nighters when all I've wanted was a single cup of coffee :(

      My job occassionaly (read two or three times a year) requires me to be onsite, alert, productive and at my absolute best for up to 3 days straight. I make it through these with carefully controlled amounts of coca-cola, plenty of appropriate food, and self control. A drug like this could make my life so much more bearable at these rare times.

      (incidently, I also suffer from insomnia AND sleep apnia - anything that could help me stay alert and effective during the day wouldn't go astray)

    28. Re:It won't replace coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the guy was kidding.

      You seem cranky. Maybe you ought to have some of that tea.

    29. Re:It won't replace coffee. by zap42hod · · Score: 0

      For those who only drink coffee for caffeine it's absolutely great. It doesn't come with this nasty coffe-makes-your-bloodvessels-rigid effect, which contributes to most deaths caused by heart failure.
      Of course it could come with any number of other additional features :)

      (but in coffee there's ~100 or 100s of funky compounds that have never been examined. or so I've heard)

    30. Re:It won't replace coffee. by chad_r · · Score: 1

      Depends on what drug you're on at the time.

  8. Sleep and dreams... by Steveftoth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since this deprives you of sleep, but somehow keeps you from falling asleep, the long-term side effects of this are compeletly unknown. All the studies show that not sleeping is extreamly bad for you in the long run. Lowers immune systems, increases stress, reduces hapiness, etc.
    One thing they don't mention is if you have to sleep for a 'normal' amount after the drug wares off. So if you are awake for like 36 hours, then how long do you sleep? 8 hours? or 16 hours?

    Even if this has bad long term effects, this will be very popular, everyone has those nights that they 'have' to stay up and work. Could be the procrationators drug of choice.

    1. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      Sleep isn't banked, so even if you've been up for 36 hours, a full (and uninterrupted) 8 hours should get you back on your feet. Of course, if you normally need 16 hours of sleep, that's how long it'll take you to recover.

      #include

    2. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I'd say we don't truly understand the need for sleep yet. For an animal to risk their lives by shutting down and being almost totally vulnerable for 8 or so hours a day and for sleep to have survived evolution for so long and amoung so many different species of animals means it must be pretty damn important.

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    3. Re:Sleep and dreams... by axlrosen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All the studies show that not sleeping is extreamly bad for you in the long run.

      I don't think that this is true. I read a New Yorker article a few months ago about the same drug. It said that not getting enough sleep will impair your performance at the time, but it doesn't cause any long-term effects. It talked about Randy Gardner who stayed awake for 11 days straight. He didn't experience any real problems during the experiment, and was completely back to normal after sleeping for something like 14 hours after the experiment.

      And the really interesting thing about this new drug is that you can stay awake for long periods of time without any performance impairment, or even any sleepiness. Cool and scary at the same time...

    4. Re:Sleep and dreams... by reflexreaction · · Score: 1

      For everyone out there the name of the drug is Provigil not provigal. Here is the company's website on the drug. Unending amounts of information about the drug.

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    5. Re:Sleep and dreams... by reflexreaction · · Score: 1

      Sorry, should have included this in the first post: The most important information from the site is: CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY Mechanism of Action and Pharmacology The precise mechanism(s) through which modafinil promotes wakefulness is unknown. Modafinil has wake-promoting actions like sympathomimetic agents including amphetamine and methylphenidate, although the pharmacologic profile is not identical to that of sympathomimetic amines.

      The rest of the document is going to be gobblytygook to you computer guys, but it appears that it is fairly similar to placebo, with no severe short term 2 years (remeber Phen-Phen)symptoms.

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    6. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that mankind has bad night vision.
      Apparently, nature decided since we can't do much else in the dark, so we should sleep and occasionally get our sookie sookie on.

    7. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best comment on this subject AFAIC.

    8. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      I ment that if you consistantly deprive yourself of sleep, then it reduces your health and quality of life. Since it increases your stress and reduces your immune system. ( and turns you into Tyler Durden :) )

      That said, the effects of this drug on your immune system and other body parts( liver, kidneys, heart ) are unknown to me, if they are public info I would like to hear it cause if this drug does what it says it does, I would use it.

    9. Re:Sleep and dreams... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I wish I could remember the reference, but there was some parable I read about a man making a pact with the devil that he would never need to sleep again. Somewhat wiser the man realized what he had given up in his headlong pursuits, with some phrase like "vile demon you haven't saved me from sleep, but have come to steal my dreams." Lewis Carroll?

      I wish I could recall the instance, as IIRC the context of the idea of sacrificing one's sleep for gain is ultimately a high price.

      I seem to recall burning the candles at both ends for a long time and not having any dreams I could remember during the period.

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    10. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Porag_Spliffing · · Score: 1

      I am not sure about this proof of safety. Rather a small sample of one. What was he doing at the time ? Was he working in a high stress job ? Driving a land train accross Australia ?

      I know in the UK a couple of years ago a student doctor died and that was attributed to sleep deprivation. I can not find that story but:


      doctors deprived of sleep make bad calls
      new mums like drunk driver from lack of sleep
      junior doctors like drunks
      Search on the bbc news site for sleep, death, doctor and you will find plenty of horror stories.

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    11. Re:Sleep and dreams... by blazin · · Score: 1

      "Sookie sookie"? I don't know about you, but where I come from we call that "doing the hibbidy-jibbidy".

    12. Re:Sleep and dreams... by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that mankind has bad night vision.
      Apparently, nature decided since we can't do much else in the dark, so we should sleep and occasionally get our sookie sookie on.


      Yeah well, keep in mind that cats have great night vision and they sleep at all hours.

    13. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the studies show that not sleeping is extreamly bad for you in the long run.

      Sleep deprivation for up to 200 hours appears to produce no dire physiological effects. (Pinel, 1996).

    14. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fairly similar to placebo??

      Did you read further down where they talked about the behavior they noticed in the test animals?

      "In the cat, equal wakefulness-promoting doses of methylphenidate and amphetamine increased neuronal activation throughout the brain. Modafinil at an equivalent wakefulness-promoting dose selectively and prominently increased neuronal activation in more discrete regions of the brain. The relationship of this finding in cats to the effects of modafinil in humans is unknown."

      Letsee, a given dosage of known CNS stimulants produced the expected results, and when they compared a similar dosage of Modafinil, it increased brain activity (of a similar type), but only in specific areas of the brain...

      The report does state that they are unsure of any relationship between the known behavior in cats and a projected behavior in humans.

      Perhaps more important is where they tested it on monkeys - "...Modafinil is reinforcing..." - that is, it's habit forming; or addictive, if you prefer...

      "fairly similar to placebo"... geesh.

    15. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Nase · · Score: 1

      If this is the drug that I think it is, there is very little recovery time associated with the prolonged periods of wakefulness. This is actually one of the most interesting features of this drug, as all other stimulants tend to exact a cost in terms of a recovery period requiring increased amounts of sleep to offset the extended wakefulness. This when coupled with its ability to maintain performance over the period of wakefulness makes it look like a true wonder drug.

      However, it should be looked at carefully for long term effects as certain aspects of the sleep cycle are critical for survival. It has been shown that laboratory rats deprived of sleep for more than 17 days will usually die, why this happens is unknown but it does strongly suggest that sleep is necessary for maintaining normal functions.

      Such a drug has amazing potential but until the effects are better understood, caveat emptor.

    16. Re:Sleep and Dreams... by Fixer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And in some situations that could be a blessing in disguise. 40 hour military mission, bloody results, file a report go to sleep and forget about it.

      I could see this as a boon for engaging in scut work that's just complicated enough that I can't let my mind wander, but boring enough so that I wouldn't want to remember it.

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    17. Re:Sleep and dreams... by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      Actually, I've read a study or two that suggests that you can have a debt of sleep, that can be repaid, eventually bringing you to a 7.5-8 hour/night pattern.

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    18. Re:Sleep and dreams... by mal0rd · · Score: 1

      You can use this to get more sleep. After waking up from 8 hours of a good nights rest take the pill and then be more productive during the day. Then you can go to sleep earlier at night.

    19. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Brigadier · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is true once I took thee vivrin and 4 bottles of caffinated water to finish a project while in school persuing architecture. I started friday and worked through the entire weekend, no sleep. I handed in my project thank God it was a silent crit, went home and slept at 11am, then woke up 9:30 wednesday morning. I would never do it again, but the level of creativity I attained on that project I have never been able to reach again. I guess there is much to be said for vivrin, caffinated water, and marker fumes huh.

    20. Re:Sleep and dreams... by t · · Score: 1
      In the news today, a student died today, they attributed his untimely death to sleep deprivation!

      The telephone pole he hit was only secondary...

    21. Re:Sleep and dreams... by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      If that's the case I must be WAY overdrawn...

    22. Re:Sleep and dreams... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      For an animal to risk their lives by shutting down and being almost totally vulnerable for 8 or so hours a day and for sleep to have survived evolution for so long and amoung so many different species of animals means it must be pretty damn important.

      Yeah. I agree. I've heard before that REM sleep is kind of the brain's daily cleaning of unwanted noise and short-term memory. Also, when food is in short supply, sleeping might still be an evolutionary advantage. If not much is going on, sleep makes sense. It conserves valuable calories because your metabolism is reduced quite a bit. That's why lions sleep 20 hours a day.

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    23. Re:Sleep and dreams... by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that, and here's a reminder boys & girls:
      Don't rub ProVadgal on your teeth to stay awake!!
      Although it will clear up that delecate itch!

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    24. Re:Sleep and dreams... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      May I all point you to a study done a few months ago that points to 6 hours a night being optimal.

      This was a study of 1.1 million people over 6 years. It should be accurate. It showed, contrary to popular belief, that those who got 8 or more hours tended to die a little younger than those who got 6 or 7.

      Also, it you get less sleep, in effect you are living longer.If you sleep 6 instead of 8, you get 2 more hours each day. That adds up to several years over your life, in effect.

      I feel very refreshed with 6 hours of sleep. 8 hours makes me feel groggy.

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    25. Re:Sleep and dreams... by CentrX · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean you should try to only sleep 6 hours a night, it just means that people who sleep only 6 hours a night (and thus might be more mentally and physically healthy anyway) live longer. It does not entail that a person who normally needs 9 hours of sleep should only sleep 6 hours a night.

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    26. Re:Sleep and dreams... by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      Heh, better pay up foo!

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    27. Re:Sleep and dreams... by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      "And the really interesting thing about this new drug is that you can stay awake for long periods of time without any performance impairment, or even any sleepiness. Cool and scary at the same time..."

      I think that remains to be seen, which is probably why the drug is still in testing. I suspect that sleep deprivation is a lot like alcohol consuption. You don't think you're impaired, but you are. Maybe not even intellectually, if this drug does what it claims, but emotionally and physically.

      Sleep is important. I honestly don't understand why people are so obsessed with staying awake for days at a time, except under very exceptional circumstances. Sleep is like eating and breathing. Would anyone readily adopt a lifestyle that required them to deliberately malnourish or suffocate themselves, a little bit each day? Then why do the same with lack of sleep?

    28. Re:Sleep and dreams... by pixel.jonah · · Score: 1

      "those who got 8 or more hours tended to die a little younger"

      ... Maybe they had sickness / depression / etc. which caused them to sleep longer and also die sooner.

      In that case, sleep would be a symptom rather than a cause.

    29. Re:Sleep and Dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I have been taking this for a couple years now. It doesn't seem to interfere with sleep when you do get it - I dream all the time. Just because sleep occurs less often doesn't mean that it is less effective in aiding memory.

      - Rob

    30. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may laugh, but my grandmother was killed by some fucking idiot who thought he could drive after not sleeping for 52 hours.

    31. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Ionized · · Score: 1

      correlation != causality

      take an introductory level logic course, then try again, please.

    32. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      Nope. Sleep deprivation (lack of REM level sleep specifically) leads to hallucinations (NOT the fun kind) and eventual nervous breakdown and death. It wasn't/isn't used as a form of torture because it's pleasant and good for you. If this drug counteracts this somehow I'll be very suprised and very interested...and very skeptical. There's got to be some form of short-term or long-term payback somewhere along the line.

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    33. Re:Sleep and dreams... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Sleep is incredibly inconvenient. It requires that I spend an unnecessarily long time unconcious when I could be doing other things.

      Kintanon

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  9. Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes! Let's give up natural products like "tea" and "coffee" and give all our money to a drug company! WOOHOO! CAPITALISM! CAPITALISM! CAPITALISM!

    1. Re:Yes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can, if you wish, grow your own tea and coffee.

  10. Re:6 Victories for the CLIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No AC's gonna get it today

    Or tonight either if you take a pill.

  11. Exercise works better by g_bit · · Score: 1

    I rode my bike about 15 miles yesterday and I didn't start getting tired until about 4 AM (I got up at 10 AM that day)

    Usually, I start feeling drowsy around 2 AM without any exercise.

    I don't need no steenkin' pills man!

    1. Re:Exercise works better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you lick tree frogs? I do, and it has the same effect on me.

    2. Re:Exercise works better by GTRacer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Yes, but if you're out exercising, you're not WORKING, slacker! Get back to work!

      Signed,

      Your Boss

      GTRacer
      - There's a Dilbert in this somewhere...

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    3. Re:Exercise works better by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      "Yes, but if you're out exercising, you're not WORKING, slacker! Get back to work!"

      Plus it interferes with my weight gain program...
      Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!

  12. Bandwidth by Yoda2 · · Score: 1

    Just great! You finally tailor your sleep habits to be awake at 3am when the bandwidth is better and someone comes out with a pill that lets you stay online around the clock. Doh!

    1. Re:Bandwidth by happyclam · · Score: 2

      even worse... it lets all your neighbors also stay on line round the clock

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    2. Re:Bandwidth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hate to tell you this but that is what he was saying

  13. WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by toupsie · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:
    Provigil was developed in France in the 1970s. Although no one is sure how it works, animal studies show that the medication--unlike other drugs that induce wakefulness--doesn't seem to dramatically increase levels of dopamine, a neurotransmitter associated with arousal and alertness.

    If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.

    The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!! If you are engaging in an activity that is depriving you of sleep, STOP!!! There is a reason you get sleepy. Your body and mind needs to rest and recharge and sleepiness is the signal to do so. Medical test after medical test has shown that people that deprive themselves of sleep go insane and lose their ability to perform even the easiest of tasks. That is why sleep deprivation is used so often as a torture device to break down subjects, so they will spill the proverbial beans.

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    1. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 1
      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about

      It is not unusual for a drug to be approved by the FDA, even when scientists (read: the drug company) does not know its mechanism of action. I am not a drug expert, but IIRC drugs are approved as safe and effective only after empirical trials, and not on the basis of a theoretical understanding of how the drug works. One of the reasons for this is that knowing how a drug works does not always allow scientists to predict whether it will have any side effects.

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    2. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by startled · · Score: 2

      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.

      Exactly. Now's your chance to get ahead of the curve, while normal people (see above) are worried about "long term effects" and other such nonsense. Once it's certified healthy, we're back to square one with heightened expectations, when everyone's using it. So don't delay-- start using it now, and get 10 years up on everyone else!

    3. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Nilatir · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hate to break it to you but if you check out www.rxlist.com you'll find that doctors and scientists don't really know how a lot of drugs work.

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    4. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by t0qer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Medical test after medical test has shown that people that deprive themselves of sleep go insane and lose their ability to perform even the easiest of tasks.

      Lol, I got an insanity story to tell...

      When I was 18, I worked construction down in bakersfield. Everyday my boss would give me a little bit of krank to stick in my gums. I honestly didn't know what I was getting into as I had never done it before.

      After a week of no sleep, drinking pint's of whiskey like they were soda pops, and various hallucinations. I decided it would be a *Good Thing* to take on my friends 350lb father with my 150lb kranked out self.

      Lucky for me, all he did was throw me 30 feet to which, I landed on my feet, ran across the street and started yelling, "C'mon you pussy come on this side of the street i'll kick your ass!" After that episode I went home, slept for 28 hours, and vowed never to do that shit again. Haven't touched the stuff since.

    5. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in this country! We keep playing when we are hurt! We work until we are depressed and neurotic! We eat until we are obese! Dammit, how am I supposed to buy all that crap the ads tell me I need to own?

      Gotta get a bigger house...new car...new computer...

    6. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This excludes everyone the article was actually talking about who are tired despite adequate sleep...

    7. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      What does FDA approval have to do with safety? Weren't Fen-Fen & Redux FDA approved?

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    8. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Carmody · · Score: 2

      The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!! If you are engaging in an activity that is depriving you of sleep, STOP!!! There is a reason you get sleepy.

      This was modded as "insightful." And I agree.

      But isn't it pathetic and sad we (or at least I) have gotten to the point where a statement like "The best treatment for sleepiness is sleeping" is now insightful.

      Good point, toup. Thank you for the remind.

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    9. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Macrobat · · Score: 2
      The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!! If you are engaging in an activity that is depriving you of sleep, STOP!!! There is a reason you get sleepy.
      Thank you, doctor, but if you will take the time to read the article, it said it is indicated for "diagnosed medical conditions." Feeling sleepy because you have missed sleep is not a medical condition. Feeling perpetually sleepy regardless of diet, exercise, or number of hours slept is. I do not know if this is being tested as a treatment for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome or not, but people who suffer from that can sleep up to 20 hours and still feel wiped out. (And, in anticipation of the geniuses who will respond by saying "oversleep makes you tired, too," people who suffer from CFS also feel exhausted after eight, ten, twelve, or three hours of sleep as well.)

      As to your point about nobody knowing how a drug works, well...too many other people have already rebutted that.

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    10. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      It is not unusual for a drug to be approved by the FDA, even when scientists (read: the drug company) does not know its mechanism of action.

      heck, there was a recent Duke university study, where if you looked closely into the results, placebos did better than the standard psych drug for treatments

      This was a study into the effectiveness of St. John's wort and they were using a placebo and a standard med for comparison.

      Drug companies get all kinds of things approved all the time. Doesn't mean that they know what they are doing besides running a profit.

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    11. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Ironic that you mention that. It doesn't seem that you are familiar with mania. Its sort of like the polar opposite of depression. People with it sleep little and are highly active. Its like a switch inside that doesn't turn off. Unless you're bipolar, in which you flux from a state of depression to manic to depression over time.

      Keeping in mind your medical tests, its fairly imparitive that these people get some sleep. The best known cures for this are lithium salts. Funny thing is, nobody has a clue why they work; it was just noticed by a guy running a sanitarium. So what should a patient do? Not take the drug that the doctors have prescribed? Thats a good way to wind up under medical watch.

      On a side note, the first thing I thought when I read that first paragraph was "rationalization of behavior," i.e. an excuse for not taking your meds. However, you seem sane enough taken from the rest of the post.

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    12. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!!

      ever slept too much? felt energic and bright afterwards? don't think so.

    13. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Individually, yes, they are safe. Taken together, as in the weight loss formula, they are dangerous. The FDA does not test for reactions except for the most likely combinations.

    14. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Tattva · · Score: 2
      There is a reason you get sleepy. Your body and mind needs to rest and recharge and sleepiness is the signal to do so.

      You make this claim as if it were intuitively obvious, but please let me argue that it may be wrong.

      There are other possible reasons we sleep, for example it may be because we are day hunters and we would just be using excessive calories if our bodies were at full burn 24 hrs/day. Sleep may be nothing but a food conservation program built into our evolution. Lions sleep a huge number of hours a day, probably because not burning calories when you aren't hunting for a huge calorie glut of a meal is the best strategy for surviving lean times. Some (all?) bears hibernate, probably for the same reason.

      So while you may be right, I think it is wrong to say sleep is a given and that's the end of it. Pregnancy used to be a given if you had sex, and while there are many people who still believe the only natural motivation and consequence of sex is procreation, many people now separate the two activities. I think Tiredness and Sleep may someday be separated in the same way. Sleep can be fun, but so can other things with which sleep can interfere.

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    15. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as a manic that is not bi-polar. They all crash eventually into depression

    16. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by sigwinch · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.
      The primary mode of action of many drugs is unknown. (In fact, nobody has been able to explain how a single general anesthetic works!)

      And that's the good part: side effects are almost completely unknown. They're found by administering the drug and seeing what happens. Sometimes there are no side effects, sometimes you get a dry mouth, sometimes your fingernails fall off, sometimes all your mitochondria die, etc. There's a reason drug trials are carefully planned and monitored.

      There is a reason you get sleepy. Your body and mind needs to rest and recharge and sleepiness is the signal to do so.
      Completely wrong. There are some people who *never* sleep, yet do not suffer from bad effects. If the need for sleep where a fundamental characteristic of higher neural activity, they would die in childhood, but they do not.

      It is entirely possible (and I would say likely) that sleep is caused by a clock mechanism that tries to modulate consciousness. It is plausible that the "turn off" signal from the clock becomes hyperactive if it isn't satisfied and wreaks havoc on the rest of the brain, which is perfectly capable of staying online. If you could block or reset this hypothetical clock with a drug, you could stay awake forever.

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    17. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      What in the hell is this silly insistance that sleep is necessary? It is one of the greatest plagues that mankind has to deal with, as it effectively takes away a good 20-30% away from the average persons life, or 5-10% from your average sysadmins. Fuck colon cancer, tobacco, or Alzeimer's; they usually only end up nabbing the crappiest part of life anyhow. Sleep is probably the second worst condition that humans face, next to aging.

      If these scientists may have developed the beginnings to a true cure for sleeping, I say give them shitloads of funding to knock out the side effects and make it safe for longterm use. Then hand them the Nobel Prize and free hookers for life, because they will have done an extraordinary service for all humanity in giving us many more years to enjoy life, and good ones at that rather than simply more years to worry about busting hips and shitting in a big diaper, as well as allowing humanity to achieve more in less time. After all, imagine what else Einstein might have discovered if he didn't have to waste so much time sleeping (OK, maybe a bad analogy, since he would have been out scoring some booty with that extra time, but you get the picture).

    18. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh YEAH???!? Maybe YOU just don't know what the FUCK you're talking about!! HUH?!?! C'mon, prick, PROVE...

      ... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I'm a worthless piece of shit. Let me do the world a favor by jumping out this window...

    19. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha!

      Bakersfield sucks! A desert bordered by two oilfields! Nothing to do there!

    20. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Shiny+Metal+S. · · Score: 3, Funny

      The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!! If you are engaging in an activity that is depriving you of sleep, STOP!!! There is a reason you get sleepy. Your body and mind needs to rest and recharge and sleepiness is the signal to do so.

      This is a Microsoft attitude. Like one Microsoft support guy once said: "Memory is like gasoline - you use it up, then your computer has to fill up the tank again by restarting." This is mostly the same reasoning which you use in your pro-sleep argument, but I think that when you need sleep after so short uptime like 18 hours or so, then it means you have some serious problems with your mind getting unstable very quickly. Remember, rebooting is not an answer. Real hackers fix their systems and don't have to reset them any more. Please, stop listening to that Microsoft anti-GPL FUD propaganda, for God's sake!

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    21. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by SWTP · · Score: 1

      Yes the studies show you must dream and it also remove the toxins that build up { yes the mind engine does polute! } or you go mad. The study was done in the early 60 or 70th I think. The mind must have some time to sort thing out and clean up the mess.

      Remember a Superman comic that had this as the main plot point.

      Best to get short naps on a project then burn your way through it.

    22. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by toupsie · · Score: 2

      I am a master of the obvious. It is unfortunate that many in our society are oblivious to the obvious. Thus the need for Lawyers.

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    23. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      "heck, there was a recent Duke university study [radiofreenation.net], where if you looked closely into the results, placebos did better than the standard psych drug for treatments"

      That's because the scientists had all been experimenting with different sleeping habits and fallen asleep, so the lemurs took over and ran the experiment for them.

      Unfortunately, lemurs do NOT make good scientists- they tend to be distracted by bright shiny things and stuff that tastes good or moves in an interesting way.

      Basically they got as far as putting on the lab coats (which were absurdly big on them- much amusement all round), then they got so into the clipboards and pencils that they forgot about running the experiment altogether.

      When the scientists woke up, they were a bit confused, saw the lemurs' scribblings on the charts and assumed the experiment had been run and it was all ok.

      Hence the somewhat peculiar results...

      graspee

    24. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely wrong. There are some people who *never* sleep, yet do not suffer from bad effects. If the need for sleep where a fundamental characteristic of higher neural activity, they would die in childhood, but they do not.

      Show me a person who never sleeps and I'll show you a person who is already dead.

      Sleep in an important factor in the human metabolic process, and REM sleep is an important factor in the human cognitive mechanism. This is a fact. Extended periods of sleeplessness will mess up your metabolism and interfere with the normal functioning of the mind.

    25. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Lurgen · · Score: 1

      So I assume you avoid asprin, since it too fits into that (very large) category of medicine nobody fully understands, eh?

      Face it - doctors barely understand how a lot of effective, common, sometimes life saving drugs work.

    26. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add this to Ibupropen - that pain killer that about 1% of the nation is allergic to... They don't know how it works either... Look it up in the PDR...

      On the subject of sleep-induced insanity. That would definately explain most of my undergraduate career... No sleep, lots of beer, lots of women, plenty of gooooood weed, and cafeteria food... I got *maybe* 4 hrs a night... even less when I was in grad school - and I did this FOR A DECADE. You want to talk about the poster child for sleep deprivation? I was it. Hell, I even had no-sleep contests - longest I went was 92 hours (fell asleep standing in line in the cafeteria...).

      You go insane, but like all things - you learn to deal with it... Beer and weed helped to balance out the insanity... What that didn't do, the women did... and when I got hungry and had no $$ for Domino's zza, I went for the cafe...

      After school was over, I remember the first time I slept for 8 consecutive hours... I woke up sweating and screaming because I had - a dream. Nothing nightmarish - just a dream. Hadn't had one for so long it took me 10 mins to figure out what the hell was going on...

      Of course, I'm done w/school now and that insanity is gone *buwahahahahahahahahaha* ... really...

    27. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by toupsie · · Score: 2

      I don't take any drugs for medicinal reasons outside of a multivitamin everyday. I have been blessed with practically a disease and injury free life. My father is a doctor and I have realized that if you stay away from doctor's offices, you stay healthier. All the sick people hang out there.

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    28. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember slashdot readers, you can have too much caffeine!

    29. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by lukesl · · Score: 1

      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.

      I wrote most of this in a different post, but it was too long and got cut off, so I figured I'd mention it again here. Scientists are not entirely clueless about how provigil works. Basically they know that it increases the firing rate of certain cells involved in regulation of wakefulness. However, they do not know the exact mechanism by which this works, and it's believed to be mediated by a bizarre mechanism in which the provigil molecules are intercalated into the cell membranes. So it's not some cutting edge, rationally designed, high-specificity drug like it sounds like it is. It's more of a low-specificity drug that acts on a downstream pathway, giving it less stimulant-type side effects. More importantly, it has numerous side effects including making you stupid. I took it for a few months for narcolepsy, and I became extremely slow-witted and depressed, and was eventually almost driven to suicide. It was only when my girlfriend figured out that it was the drug that was doing it that I stopped taking it and was okay. I also gave one to her once so she could stay up late and study for a big test, and it impaired her memory and thought processes and she ended up getting a terrible grade on the test. I think the slight stupefying effect happens to most people who take it, but only to a severe extent in some, but the point is that it is a very serious drug that should not be taken casually.

    30. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by jafuser · · Score: 2
      The best treatment for sleepiness is SLEEPING!!!

      Nice oversimplification. There are people who have a much more complicated problem than you assume. I regularly get 10-12 hours of sleep a night, and I still feel like sleeping all day, especially around 2-4 in the afternoon. I have to do everything to keep myself awake: drink coffee, walk around the office, listen to loud music on my headphones, take a break outside in the sunlight, etc. My commute home at the end of the workday is often a battle to stay awake while driving. Then I get home and sleep until about midnight. I spend a couple of hours of free time and finally go back to sleep for another 4-6 hours before going back to work.

      Just what am I supposed to do? If I did what my body is telling me, I'd probably sleep 18 hours of the day. I'd love to give this a try, but I don't really have narcolepsy, as I am able to stay awake, though sometimes the effort to do so is quite substantial. I'm willing to spend whatever it takes to be able to live a normal life like everyone else and feel at least marginally awake for the entire daylight period. I'd like to have more free time and be able to get away with sleeping less, but whenever I do, I wind up in sleep debt, and I usually wind up sleeping all weekend as well...

      PS: I tried looking around online for anyone who sold this, maybe just to try it, but it seems to elude my search capabilities.

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    31. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      scientists make plenty of drugs that we DO know how works, yet people still take them, and yet they still destroy our livers, weaken our immune systems to future infections, lead us to surgeries like losing our tonsils and so on.

    32. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Ever heard of narcolepsy? It's a medical disorder where you fall asleep all the time during the day, regardless of how much sleep you've already gotten. Varies from mild (merely drowsy) to severe (sudden, unavoidable episodes of sleep with little or no warning).

      I have it. I'm on Provigil too. I got on it as soon as it was FDA approved. Why? Because the most common prescription for narcolepsy prior to Provigil was Ridalin. Yeah, the same thing they give to treat ADD. It's also a narcotic and addictive.

      Provigil doesn't work perfectly for me - I take a 200 mg pill in the morning and usually wind up sleepy in the afternoon - but it works a helluva lot better than Ridalin, isn't addictive (as best the medical industry can tell), and it lets me actually do work rather than falling asleep constantly. Lets me do things like drive safely too. And I only have "moderate" narcolepsy - I know when I'm getting tired, but I'll go to sleep for 15-30 minutes whenever possible. And without treatment it's impossible for me not to.

      The fact of the matter is, nobody knows exactly why we sleep, what we need it for, or why some people have sleeping problems (narcolepsy and insomnia). Expecting to know why a drug works when you don't know why the symptoms exist is hopeless. At best you can hope that finding a drug that treats the symptoms will let you figure them both out.

    33. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by toupsie · · Score: 2
      The fact of the matter is, nobody knows exactly why we sleep, what we need it for, or why some people have sleeping problems (narcolepsy and insomnia). Expecting to know why a drug works when you don't know why the symptoms exist is hopeless. At best you can hope that finding a drug that treats the symptoms will let you figure them both out.

      That is why I said it was fine if you want to take it but I will not. Reread what I said. I never said "DON'T TAKE PROVIGIL!". I said:

      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.

      Seems that several people only read the last sentence and not the first.

      --
      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    34. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      I would suggest that you do have narcolepsy or chronic fatigue syndrome, just a very mild case of it.

      Read some of my other posts on this thread - I have narcolepsy and am on provigil. I can stay awake through some bouts of sleepiness, but not all. And I have what is considered "moderate" narcolepsy.

      Talk to your doctor, get a referral to a sleep clinic. Trust me, it's worth it.

    35. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Then I suggest that you go read some of the other links and see just how many drugs are used without us knowing how they work.

      Have fun avoiding all of them.

      Yes, you should know about what medicines you are taking. You should make an informed decision on whether or not that medicine is the best thing for your circumstances. But the blanket statement you made was, well, silly.

    36. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by toupsie · · Score: 2
      Yes, you should know about what medicines you are taking. You should make an informed decision on whether or not that medicine is the best thing for your circumstances. But the blanket statement you made was, well, silly.

      I think you should re-read what I said before making blanket statements about my comments. I said to "go for it" if you wanted to take a medicine that scientists are clueless about. However, I will avoid it. So I don't see how it is silly for me to tell you to make your own decisions and use the drug if you want but I will not be using it. Seems to be a pretty darn reasonable statement.

      Here is the statement:

      If you want to take a drug that no one knows how it works, go for it. However, I will not be taking a drug that scientists are clueless about.

      --
      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    37. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A book (written by the founder of the sleep research institute at Stanford) debunked this. No study has shown that sleep deprivation causes insanity--that's an urban legend because of a DJ who went schizo on the air, not because he'd been awake for a week, but because he was hopped up on speed to do it.

    38. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse.

      I'm from Taft. In Taft, Bakersfield is "going to town".

    39. Re:WARNING! No one knows how it works!!! by cduffy · · Score: 1

      What he's saying is that it's silly for you (even for yourself) to avoid all drugs which don't have their methods of action well-understood, being that so few do. Just because you only apply some decision to yourself doesn't make it intelligent -- if I decided to avoid all drugs with names including the letter "o" but told you to go for it if you don't care, the latter provision would make my statement none the more sensical.

  14. It's the same for all revolutions by _bobs.pizza_ · · Score: 1

    During any period of fast paced growth, workers stop sleeping as much, due to employer demand.
    During the Industrial Revolution, all of those poor workers were working like crazy for 12+ hours a day, in crappy conditions.

    How many of us today are actually getting excited about a way that could possibly allow us to work a few more hours a day? (people from management / human resources excepted)

    I'll laugh the day we read about the next scandal, where some cutting-edge technology company is caught providing these pills to their workers to increase productivity.

    1. Re:It's the same for all revolutions by Servo · · Score: 1

      About 3 years ago, I worked as a programmer/sysadmin at a community college. My boss used to buy cases of those Penguin Mints and gave them to his computer dept for free. This was also right after several people quit, and we were having to do all of their work, several new projects, a datacenter move, and our regular assigned jobs which we were hired for.

      I think you know why he gave the mints to us.

      --
      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    2. Re:It's the same for all revolutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until they repeal child labor laws so junior can start bringing home the bacon also.

    3. Re:It's the same for all revolutions by PD · · Score: 1

      I think you know why he gave the mints to us.

      Holy shit man, I'm all the way in Texas and we can DEFINITELY tell why he gave those mints to you. Brush your teeth once in a while, OK?

    4. Re:It's the same for all revolutions by Servo · · Score: 1

      Ok, I set myself up on that one. LOL

      --
      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
  15. I do cocaine.... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    so I can work more, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke, so I can work more, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke, so I can work more, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke,so I can work more, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke,so I can work more, so I can make more money, so I can do more coke.....

    ....I'm always chasing rainbows...

    1. Re:I do cocaine.... by Indras · · Score: 1

      Uncle Steve! I didn't know they let you out of prison already!

      --
      The speed of time is one second per second.
    2. Re:I do cocaine.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, coke can be really helpful (if you can keep it under control)

  16. or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by levl289 · · Score: 3, Funny

    sleep 2 hours a day and feel great

    I'm REALLY curious about trying that new sleep pattern, but oddly enough, I don't have the time to try it!

    --

    Q: What do you think about American Culture?
    A: I think it's a good idea.
    (adapted from Gandhi)

    1. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the log below the person that tried it points out the most difficult thing. You can't do anything for more that 4 hours!

    2. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by geekoid · · Score: 2

      true, but howmany thing do you do that you can't get away from for 20 minutes?
      He talks about a D&D game, but why could he have said, ok, where going to take a 25 minute break, then resume?
      After 4 hours of work, most people get(at least) a 30 minute break.
      not to imply that its easy to do, but his excuses seemed a little lame to me.
      Of course this is the same guy that went out drinking befor trying his new sleep schedule.
      "....you know, morons."

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      There was a Story on K5 about this exact thing.

      And why was this modded as funny? it's a real sleep pattern that people use.

    4. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      ...if you have the IQ of Edison or da Vinci, go for it.

      For the rest of us mortals, it might not be a good idea

    5. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by Shaheen · · Score: 2

      My friend did this our freshman year of college right before finals week.

      At one point, he crashed for an entire 4 hour block, and then, he fell asleep DURING our physics final!

      If you're not already accustomed to the schedule, I would doubt it's a good thing to try just before a critical time of your daily life.

      --
      You should never take life too seriously - You'll never get out of it alive.
    6. Re:or you can do what Edison and Da Vinci did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geekoid has posted 2002 comments. Below find the most recent 24 comments.

      :_:_:_:_:_

  17. If it works, gimme! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    They're right, Silicon Valley will go crazy over this thing. I was reading the article and figured "To hell with work, I could use something like that for all-night Civ3 marathons. I could, like, play for three days straight! That sounds like fun."

    Prediction: If it works and the side-effects turn out to be manageable, within a few years, this'll be taken off the prescription schedule and sold over-the-counter just like Vivarin, No-Doz, and sleeping pills.

    Skeptic's Take: That said, the article gushes pretty poetic about this. I wouldn't be surprised to discover that this article is part of a PR campaign.

    By the time it's available over-the-counter, though, it probably won't matter, as by that time, the risks and side-effects will be pretty well documented. I'm lookin' forward to it.

    1. Re:If it works, gimme! by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Think EverQuest 24 hours for 3 days.

      And they call it EverCrack now.

    2. Re:If it works, gimme! by Tattva · · Score: 2
      Think EverQuest 24 hours for 3 days.

      And they call it EverCrack now.

      It's too horrible to contemplate: sleep is the only thing moderating the life cycles of some of hard-core addicts and preventing them from sinking as far as drug addicts can (most addictive drugs are stimulants and keep you up.) Without sleep regulating their addiction the whole lot of them will descend into dementia, not that they aren't far from that now.

      --
      personal attacks hurt, especially when deserved
    3. Re:If it works, gimme! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prediction: If it works and the side-effects turn out to be manageable, within a few years, this'll be taken off the prescription schedule and sold over-the-counter just like Vivarin, No-Doz, and sleeping pills.

      If a drug really works, then it'll probably just get outlawed.

  18. Test it first! by beej · · Score: 1

    Once this is thoroughly tested on Perl programmers, I'll totally go for it. If I never had to sleep again, I might actually be able to finish some of my projects outside of work.

    1. Re:Test it first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Testing on Perl programmers!?!?!
      How would they know if it makes people go crazy??

      Test it on some nice 'sane' C++ programmers!!

    2. Re:Test it first! by Mirage · · Score: 1

      Hah, that's awesome!

  19. It's sad... by Lizard_King · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...to see how people underestimate the value of a good night's sleep to your health. I'd rather get a little less done during the day than deal with the whole laundry list of problems you are opening yourself up to when you are sleep deprived. Ever notice that people who don't get much sleep get sick a lot?

    Sleep is fundamental, period. There are no substitutions.

    --
    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson
    1. Re:It's sad... by fishebulb · · Score: 2

      thats the entire purpose of this pill, it may not be fundamental anymore.

      If (big if there), it is doing the chemical equiv of sleep in your body, then it is effectively SLEEP.

      we'll just have to wait and see though

    2. Re:It's sad... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      Well, there are also people in the population medically known as 'non-somniacs'. They require sleep as well, but only 2 or 3 hours every couple of days (though, of course, it varies from person to person). They're generally healthy people, they just have a massively reduced need for sleep. And when they sleep, they get up and feel refreshed (or as refreshed as anyone does when they first wake up. :)

      So, sleep isn't as fundamental as all that, I think. We really just don't understand it very well.

      That said, I LIKE sleeping. Humans have done a lot to make sure that sleeping is a pleasurable experience. I have a nice bed, nice sheets, nice blankets and fluffy pillows. I don't think I really want to give that up.

    3. Re:It's sad... by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      I get very little sleep, about 4-5 hours per night
      and am very rarely sick, I've been sick only once in the past
      year or so (cold) and that wasn't even bad enough that I had
      to keep me from going to school.

    4. Re:It's sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this pill is equivalent of sleep, then we should start hallucinating from using it. Dreams are basically essential for a good mental health and growth. However, dreaming while in a wake state (many people have problems with this after abusing drugs etc) can be a serious problem.

      Even if some people go years on this pill, it's not going to prove anything. Because, BAM!, suddenly you realize you're screwed and it's too late.

    5. Re:It's sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you have witnessed a person go insane from lack of dreaming?

      thats what I thought...

    6. Re:It's sad... by iamAmber · · Score: 1

      I find too that not only do you get sick, or stay sick, but sleep will somehow find its way out. Usually through your skin. Ever notice how old and tired people look? No pills,Amp, Mt. Dew, cocaine, crank, coffee, blah, yeh, stuff will cure tired skin.

  20. Until Then... by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

    For those of you who don't want to wait, or would rather not fry your noodle, I've had a LOT of good experience with Metabolift by TwinLab. Doesn't leave your mouth tasting like a urinal (coffee 3 hours after you're done) or make your stomach feel like ....well, like it has NoDoz in it. If I had to describe it, I'd say it just makes you feel like you just woke from a good 6 hours of sound sleep.

    No, I don't work for TwinLab, but again, I've been using it for a few years and everyone I introduce it to swears by it. CVS (a local pharmacy chain) carries it in most locations, but I'm sure you can find it elsewhere, including GNC. It's gotten me through more than a few nights of intense coding and NOC shifts.

    --
    My .02,
    Limekiller
    1. Re:Until Then... by The+Wing+Lover · · Score: 2

      It is somewhat telling that you consider 6 hours to be a good sleep.

      --

      - In Capitalist America, law violates YOU!

    2. Re:Until Then... by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      Quantity != quality.

      If I say I have one glass of really good beer, are you going to reply, "it's somewhat telling that you consider one glass of beer to be good"?

      --
      My .02,
      Limekiller
  21. Slightly offtopic by zmooc · · Score: 1, Redundant

    If this pill sound interesting to you, you my also like this recent story on kuro5hin about Uberman's sleep schedule. This is problably just as bad for your health though.

    --
    0x or or snor perron?!
  22. In case it gets /.'ed by Dr.+Weird · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It has become a modern cliché: There aren't enough hours in the day. Americans are struggling to balance work and family commitments while trying to find time for a social life and recreation. A growing number of supermarkets, restaurants, gyms and other businesses are accommodating today's 24/7 culture by staying open all night. Not to mention, of course, that the Internet never shuts down. But what if you could do the same?

    What if you could take a pill and stretch your day--by skipping sleep?

    That sounds like the stuff of science fiction, but a drug called Provigil could make it possible. Studies have shown that this new medication allows people to remain awake and attentive when their bodies normally crave shut-eye, without suffering the unpleasant side effects and risk of addiction associated with caffeine, amphetamines and other stimulants.

    Researchers caution that the long-term health consequences of avoiding slumber by taking Provigil, or any drug, aren't well understood.

    And the makers of Provigil go out of their way to state that the drug is strictly for patients who feel sleepy during the day due to diagnosed medical disorders. Yet as its reputation grows, doctors may soon find themselves faced with a difficult question: When is sleepiness a sickness?

    "This drug is going to bring up some very interesting ethical dilemmas," says Dr. Mark Mahowald, director of the Minnesota Regional Sleep Disorders Center in Minneapolis and an expert on the causes of daytime sleepiness. "Do you prescribe a stimulant medication for someone who is intentionally sleep deprived?"

    Currently the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved Provigil only for the treatment of one condition, narcolepsy, which causes a sudden and uncontrollable urge to sleep. But Cephalon, the West Chester, Pa.-based company that sells Provigil, hopes to win FDA approval within a few years to market the drug as a pick-me-up for people plagued by sleepiness associated with any medical condition. Many doctors in this country already prescribe Provigil "off-label," that is, for conditions not approved by the FDA (which is a common and perfectly legal practice). Those conditions include depression, sleep apnea, Parkinson's disease and multiple sclerosis.

    What's more, scientists at sleep clinics across the United States are studying whether Provigil can help those working the swing or graveyard shift, who are sometimes diagnosed with a condition known as "shift work disorder." Symptoms can include insomnia, headaches and an all-around blah feeling, in addition to problems staying focused on the job.

    For 20 years, Jane Jaegers has worked the overnight shift as a 911 dispatcher for Santa Clara County--four days a week, 9 p.m. to 7 a.m. The San Jose resident loves the job, but her body has never adjusted to the odd schedule. In the wee hours of the morning, Jaegers says, her attention occasionally drifts during nonemergency calls. If she takes them in time, caffeine pills such as Vivarin and No-Doz help, but they leave Jaegers staring at the ceiling when she goes home and crawls into bed. Constantly exhausted, she has seen her social life suffer. Go to a movie? "As soon as the theater gets dark, I'm gone," says Jaegers, 55.

    In December, Jaegers heard that scientists at the Sleep Disorders Clinic at Stanford University were studying Provigil, whose name is shorthand for "promotes vigilance." She signed up right away.

    Every night before leaving for work, Jaegers takes two small tablets--she calls them "magic pills." Because half the people participating in the study are receiving placebo tablets, Jaegers can't be sure she's popping Provigil. But she thinks her pills are the real deal. "I just feel more alert," says Jaegers, who adds that she sleeps soundly these days too. "I'm tickled with the stuff."

    Drug Is Not Classified as a Stimulant

    Provigil was developed in France in the 1970s. Although no one is sure how it works, animal studies show that the medication--unlike other drugs that induce wakefulness--doesn't seem to dramatically increase levels of dopamine, a neurotransmitter associated with arousal and alertness.

    Caffeine and older prescription stimulants buzz the entire central nervous system, causing jitteriness, insomnia and other unwanted effects. When people who use coffee or amphetamines to stay awake finally doze off, they often remain in bed for much longer than usual, their bodies paralyzed by the need for "rebound sleep." Provigil, meanwhile, seems to target only the part of the brain that keeps us awake. When its effects wear off, the user resumes a normal sleep pattern.

    "Provigil isn't considered a stimulant per se, though it has a wakefulness effect," says Dr. Jed Black, director of the Stanford Sleep Disorders Clinic, who is involved in the shift-work study. Although Black says Provigil isn't effective for all patients, it helps many people haunted by daytime sleepiness keep on their toes. While a few users report mild nausea, most don't feel a thing other than awake and alert. When patients switch from older stimulants to Provigil, says Black, they often return to his office and say, "It's not working. I don't feel revved up." Yet tests usually show that their ability to stay awake is much improved.

    Earlier research found that when healthy people take Provigil they are able to stay awake and on the ball for a long, long time. For example, a 1995 Canadian study showed that subjects taking the drug were able to perform well on cognitive tests while remaining awake and in good spirits for two and a half days. In another study, published in 2000, U.S. Army helicopter pilots stayed awake for 40 hours while being called upon periodically to perform maneuvers on a flight simulator. Unmedicated, the aviators became sloppy and made errors in the early morning hours. But while taking Provigil during a second 40-hour marathon, their skills and focus never wavered.

    Army psychologist John Caldwell, who conducted the latter study, says more research is needed to determine whether dosing soldiers with Provigil is a safe and effective way to promote alertness. However, he says, it's possible that one day the drug could be used "as an emergency measure to briefly overcome fatigue in 'must-do' missions where total sleep deprivation is unavoidable."

    What About Students and Working Parents?

    But aren't many of us faced with our own "must-do missions" from time to time? If Provigil works for soldiers and pilots, won't it do the same for college students cramming for exams? Medical students on 36-hour rotations? Or a working parent with a sick child and a presentation to finish for tomorrow's big meeting with potential investors?

    Cephalon spokesman Robert Grupp emphasizes that Cephalon has no plans to market Provigil to the all-nighter crowd. "It's not for people who work too long," he says. "It's for people with clinical illness." But as word spreads of Provigil's powers, it seems inevitable that the healthy-but-harried will be intrigued.

    "Silicon Valley will go wild over this thing," says Andy Serwer, a columnist for Fortune magazine who admits to burning a fair amount of midnight oil when he's on deadline. Instead of swigging Jolt cola and espresso, software designers under the gun could simply take Provigil, which costs about $4 per pill--not much more than the price of a double latte.

    But would executives pressure their employees to take a pill for the team? Possibly, says Serwer, if they heard that workers at other firms were pulling Provigil-fueled all-nighters. "You would be at a competitive disadvantage if you didn't," he says.

    If any doctors have begun prescribing Provigil to college students and corporate workers under the gun, they're keeping the practice quiet. But Provigil does raise a difficult question for the medical community. What if people who work in positions where sleepiness can endanger themselves and others start asking their doctors for the drug?

    Shift Workers Pose Dilemma for Doctors

    Take long-haul truckers, for instance. According to federal regulations, they're supposed to take breaks every 10 hours. But many drivers ignore the law, even if it means navigating an 18-wheeler while bleary-eyed. A recent exposé by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel featured an interview with one driver who admitted to being behind the wheel of his big rig for 36 straight hours.

    "Do you give that person the medication to keep him awake and not kill himself and a car full of people?" asks Mahowald, of the Minnesota Regional Sleep Disorders Center. "Or do you as a matter of principle say, 'No, you cannot have this medication because you don't have the proper sleep disorder'? ... Quite frankly, in the interest of public safety, I would be tempted to give the individual stimulant medication."

    Not all sleep experts feel that's the right choice. "I think that becomes irresponsible," says Black. "There might be fewer accidents on our highways, but there might also be long-term health consequences" associated with using Provigil "that we aren't anticipating." Black says he will only prescribe the drug to people whose sleepiness and fatigue are caused by a medical condition or occur as a side effect from another medication. However, Black, Mahowald and other sleep researchers agree that it's unwise to think Provigil or any pill will make shut-eye optional.

    "We don't understand the role sleep plays," says the Army's Caldwell. "It's a bad idea for anyone to rely on a drug of any description to maintain alertness."

    And yet for Jane Jaegers and other shift workers, Provigil may mean the difference between a zombie-like existence and a normal life. And they represent a huge potential market for Cephalon. The number of shift workers in the United States increases 2% to 3% each year, says David Mitchell, a spokesman for Circadian Technologies, a Lexington, Mass., company that advises firms that want to convert to 24/7 operation.

    The nationwide shift-work study should be completed by the end of this year. If the results are promising, perhaps Provigil will one day be found in the medicine cabinets of police officers, firefighters, nurses and other people who work nights. And if that happens, what's to stop the son of a shift worker from asking, "Hey, Dad, I've got a history final on Tuesday--can I bum a Provigil?"

    Then again, maybe Junior won't bother asking--the medication is on sale through Internet-based pharmacies based overseas, often marketed as a "smart drug."

    In "Faster: The Acceleration of Just About Everything" (Vintage, 2000), author James Gleick writes about our changing notion of time. Reached by e-mail, he was dubious about using a drug to lengthen our days. "In a time-obsessed age, this is the Holy Grail," said Gleick. "Cheating sleep is the closest thing we have to cheating death." However, until scientists better understand the phenomenon known as sleep, he was quick to add, "Beware of miracles."
    If you want other stories on this topic, search the Archives at latimes.com/archives. For information about reprinting this article, go to www.lats.com/rights.

  23. "REAL PROGRAMMERS" ..... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    stay awake for days at a time by sheer will alone! We don't need no stinkin pills.

    1. Re:"REAL PROGRAMMERS" ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonono.
      REAL PROGRAMMERS do everything that's supposed to make any normal person to fall asleep but stay still awake by sheer insanity. We don't need no stinking brains.

    2. Re:"REAL PROGRAMMERS" ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the you go to sleep when the program doesn't work.

  24. Celastrus Seed Oil by Servo · · Score: 1

    I have been taking celastrus seed oil pills for a couple weeks now, which boosts energy, and claims to boost brain function too (I do know that I am much more alert, to say the least). This is an all natural item, not something that a biochemist came up with. I highly recommend it.

    --
    A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of things are all natural. Lead, ammonia, chlorine, hemlock....

      Doesn't mean I want to ingest them in pill form.

    2. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Servo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your a moron, but that doesn't mean you can't post here.

      --
      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    3. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by martissimo · · Score: 1

      things like Jimson Weed, Psillocybin, and numerous other "natural drugs" are used by many as well... that doesnt mean they are necessarily safe.

      At least i know the biochemist's stuff will have at least some modicum of testing by the FDA before im allowed to use it ;)

    4. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Puffer Fish poison is 'all natural' and it kills you.

      Where do people get this strange idea that if its 'natural' it must be ok for me. There are all kinds of naturally occuring chemicals that are every bit as potent as anything chemists have come up with. In fact, 90% of medicine is 'natural' - its just processed, purified, and put in tablets that have the SAME dose each time. A lot safer.

    5. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Servo · · Score: 1

      First off, I don't fully trust the FDA. Second, celastrus seed oil has been scientifically tested.
      It has also been used for thousands of years, without any recorded side effects.

      Sorry, but I trust nature over government.

      --
      A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. -Benjamin Franklin
    6. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think this chain of conversation proves that you and no one else is the moron...

    7. Re:Celastrus Seed Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ditto here. I also find that I now seem to get a better night's sleep - the boundaries between sleep and awake are better defined. Biggest change is getting up in the morning; instead of an hour long blur, I'm awake instantly.

      I also cut down on caffeine and started eating more fish. At a rough guess, I reckon I get an extra 2 hours out of every day and feel loads better for it.

  25. Please, for God's sake... by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

    ...don't tell about this to my boss! :-)

  26. don't they already have pills that give you energy by Jonny+Balls · · Score: 1

    like SPEED? oh wait, that stuff really isn't that good for you, huh

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    --JonnyBlog
  27. Is this wise? by FurryFeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sleepiness is your body's way of telling you it needs rest (basically, your brain needs rest). Using drugs to avoid it strikes me as foolish, like using analgesics to ignore the pain of a broken bone (as opposed to curing it).
    If you're sleepy, you need to sleep. If you're sleepy during the day, well, maybe you need to go to bed earlier.
    Plus, sleeping is one of the seven capital pleasures of being human. Going to bed when you're sleepy is actually pretty nice. Why give it up?

    1. Re:Is this wise? by Boatman · · Score: 1

      Google shows nothing for "seven capital pleasures". What are you talking about?

      --
      --Just the place for a snark!
    2. Re:Is this wise? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I used to take short naps when I was sleepy.

      Ever notice how hard it is to keep a costant speed while taking 10-second naps while driving? Every other time I would wake up, I was only doing 15mph. Of course that would have been better than rear-ending someone while still doing 30mph.

      Now I drink Mountain Dew continuously during the day, so I can stay awake. And as far as caffeine-induced insomnia goes, I can fall asleep 10 minutes after finishing off a can or bottle of Coke or Mountain Dew. Which is why I have some with me while driving.

    3. Re:Is this wise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I can sleep 9 hours a night and still fall asleep during the day. Feeling sleepy doesn't always mean you need sleep.

    4. Re:Is this wise? by Jin+Wicked · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      I routinely get about 7-10 hours of sleep a night, and four to five days out of the week, I barely make it to 5:00 before I'm about to fall over asleep. I don't regularly drink caffiene for unrelated health reasons, but even when I do it has little effect on keeping me awake... I am talking dragging your hands on the floor, head propped up with a stick, tip over and pass out tired.

      I have things to do, though, and even if I'm tired or not, I have to be awake. If someone can make a pill that doesn't almost give me a heart attack, that can just give me a boost to get through the middle of the day, then I say go for it. I can't sleep 12 or 14 hours a day, and neither can most people. Nor do I have the luxury of just driving home and climbing in bed when I decide I need a nap.

      I see it as similar to treating the common cold -- right now I have no idea how to "cure" the cause, so my only choice is to treat the symptom.

      --
      My Webcomic: Asylum on 5th Street
    5. Re:Is this wise? by bscott · · Score: 1

      As others have mentioned, the immune system is affected by lack of sleep, as are hormones such as melatonin (which has, IIRC, antioxidant properties so lack of it can be linked to cancer, in theory).



      However, one thing I haven't seen mentioned in this discussion thread is the fact that testosterone is typically produced between hours 6 and 8 of a sleep cycle... so, this Provigil stuff might work without obvious side-effects, but I'd hate to wake up after a binge and have man-tits!

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      Perfectly Normal Industries
    6. Re:Is this wise? by t · · Score: 1
      How the hell is this insightful? If this guy thinks anyone can "cure" a broken bone then he needs to shut the star trek off and enter the real world. Not to mention the crack pipe induced reference to whatever the hell "capital pleasures" is.

      Then again, I guess he is insightful like a crazed lunatic can be.

      t.

    7. Re:Is this wise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for the tip, nutsac

    8. Re:Is this wise? by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      Ever notice how hard it is to keep a costant speed while taking 10-second naps while driving?

      instead of taking naps, try going into a continuous low-grade sleep. relax your focus, your vision, and your head. flutter your eyes. stay conscious, but dumb yourself down, reduce to the essentials.

      i think we are doing basically the same thing but you are letting yourself nod off. i can do this for a few minutes at a time. i stay awake, with reduced reflexes, and when i go fully-conscious again i usually feel refreshed as if i had slept.

      sometimes tiredness has more to do with the eyes than anything else.

    9. Re:Is this wise? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I know you. Someone on my website was linked to a dripping blood effect a few months back. Small world.

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    10. Re:Is this wise? by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      The seven capital pleasures, according to The Rape of the APE , a not really so good, but funny and at times insightful book, are: Eating, Drinking, Peeing, Shitting, Sleeping, Fucking and Playing. That part of the book, at least, made sense to me.
      Sorry for the obscure reference.
      And regarding the dimwit with the bone remark, I know you don't "cure" a broken bone. My point is clear anyway, and you either a) weren't able to understand it, or b) chose to disregard it in order to insult me. Either way, you are, as I stated, a dimwit. With all due respect, and all of that.

  28. Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by t0qer · · Score: 2

    IIRC there was an experiment where a factory secretly "spiked" the water cooler with pure caffiene goodness. It produced a whopping 15% in productivity amongst the workers.

    I can see the drugs manufactuer now going through trial test.

    Hi we'd like to spike your water coolers with a new drug we've developed

    I think it's against the law to put anything other than water in those things

    This new drug is *Better* than caffiene. It should increase worker production up to 25%!

    That sounds great! Where do we sign up?

    1. Re:Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by Tattva · · Score: 2
      IIRC there was an experiment where a factory secretly "spiked" the water cooler with pure caffiene goodness.

      That seems unlikely. I've never tasted pure caffeine, but I have read that it is quite bitter. You would think someone would notice that the water tasted a little "off."

      --
      personal attacks hurt, especially when deserved
    2. Re:Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not know the meaning of the verb 'to spike'. it means to add something to a liquid, in this case water. He said that they ADDED pure caffiene to the water, not that the water was replaced with pure caffiene. (which would kill you, anyway.)

    3. Re:Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're underestimating the other guy. What he *really* meant was that putting even a tiny amount of caffien (which is very bitter) into water would be easy to taste at any concentrations that would be effective. Well maybe that's true or not, but to think he thought replacing 5 gallons of wather with 5 gallons of a white powder (caffien is a powder, not a liquid) makes *you* the giant idiot here.

    4. Re:Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by t · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what the reply was trying to say is that it would be like adding salt to the water. You would clearly notice the taste since caffiene is quite bitter.

    5. Re:Anyone remember the water cooler experiment? by xTK-421x · · Score: 1

      You've never tasted Water Joe. Caffeinated water with no bitter aftertaste. Brought a case in for the night shift and it disappeared pretty quickly.

      --
      "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
  29. .....err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am awake ...I do not need any sinking pill...shhhhhhh

  30. Bad Idea by delphin42 · · Score: 1

    Didn't the makers of this pill see the XFiles episode where the military was doing experiments with sleep deprivation on soldiers? They succeeded in developing a procedure that eliminated the need for sleep, but unfortunately the subjects went psycho after a while.

    The last thing the world needs is thousands of delusional psychopathics geeks!!!

    --
    -- Adam
    1. Re:Bad Idea by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > The last thing the world needs is thousands of delusional psychopathics geeks!!!

      C'mon, the only hope any of us ever had of being millionaires was the dot-com boom - and what was that, other than what happens when you put thousands of delusional psychopathic geeks in the same room with thousands of delusional psychopathic venture capitalists and offer shares to millions of delusional psychopathic day traders?

      If that was delusional psychopathy, I want it back!

    2. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean thousands *more* , right? :-)

    3. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they already did.

      amphetamines either cause one to crash HARD after 3 or 4 days, or you have a schizophrenic break somewhere along the line.

      They don't do that anymore.

      However, they have been testing this drug on pilots (flying simulators).

  31. It's called ProvIgil. by Penis · · Score: 1

    And you can find more info here.
    The active ingredient is called Modafinil, and appears to have fairly low side effects.
    Backtrack up a directory on the above link, and there's more info.

    Mr. Peenis

    1. Re:It's called ProvIgil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most commonly observed adverse events (5%) associated with the use of modafinil more frequently than placebo-treated patients in controlled US and foreign studies were headache, infection, nausea, nervousness, anxiety, and insomnia.

      Infection? So I take the pill and break out in necrotizing staph? Blech.

      Seriously though, anyone considering this needs to consult this data - there are several indications there of some potentially serious cardiac side effects.

  32. As with all good things... by SkyLeach · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This will have horrible side effects. When will people learn that there is simply no substitute for a good night's sleep.

    Even natural stuff like gensing makes you feel like pure total SH*T when it wears off. Does funky things to yer pee to...

    My dad is a hard-line baptist, will not drink ANYTHING with alcohol (or even anything that looks like alcohol, i.e. IBC Root Beer and Welches sparkling grape juice) but drinks up to 5 pots of coffee a day.

    He gets kinds irate when I point out he's addicted, but...

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    My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    1. Re:As with all good things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even natural stuff like gensing makes you feel like pure total SH*T when it wears off."

      What does naturalness have to do with it?

    2. Re:As with all good things... by Walter+Wart · · Score: 2, Informative

      Several people have already pointed out that "natural" doesn't mean "good for you". Perhaps a little more emphasis is in order.

      Back when I did more botany I discovered that plants produce chemicals that do two basic sorts of things:

      1)Produce more plant tissue by making food, growing, reproducing, or something of the sort

      2)Bug killer. Stuff that makes them poisonous or unpalatable to things that eat them at the macroscopic or microscopic level.

      Our favorite alkaloid - caffeine - is the second sort of chemical. We just happen to find the effects useful or pleasurable. Think about it, a bug that has its appetite suppressed and is jittery is going to eat less of you and eat that less efficiently.

      Other perfectly natural substances like oil of wormwood will eat holes in your brain because that is what makes it worth the metabolic cost to the plant to produce them. Dead bugs don't eat you if you are a plant.

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      The man who never alters his opinion is like the stagnant water and breeds Reptiles of the Mind -- William Blake
    3. Re:As with all good things... by Tattva · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Several people have already pointed out that "natural" doesn't mean "good for you".

      And even beyond your points, natural and good for you don't always mean in your best interest. One of the effects of receiving sufficient or excessive nutrition is that cells (and animals) tend to focus on procreating at the expense of their own lifespans. There is a fundamental biological process that kills cells faster when there is an abundance of nutrience. That means, even though malnurishment is "bad" for you, you may live longer on a carefully malnourished diet.

      This makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint because in lean times you are best served by just surviving until better times when you can procreate or help your tribe/etc in other ways. Similarly, if you are stressed and not getting enough sleep, it may mean that you are going through some other kind of negative period in which the body's best bet is simply to extend life until better times roll around. In fact, recent studies suggest that those who sleep about 6-7 hours a night live longer than those who sleep 8-10.

      Go figure.

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      personal attacks hurt, especially when deserved
    4. Re:As with all good things... by skimmer · · Score: 1

      That's a really interesting point -- there might be some kind of parallel between sleep and nutrition.

      But I don't think it extends to stress. Stress is bad. Bad bad. Stress prolongs your life in the short term, but causes an enormous number of well understood problems.

      So oddly enough, maybe the people who live the longest are sleep deprived, mal nurished, and totally chill and relaxed.

  33. Why not try ephedrine? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

    If you're THAT in need of staying awake. You can stay awake for days on that stuff. Sure you feel funny, you may vomit, and there is a chance of death, but the devil you know is better than the one you don't, right? Right?

    1. Re:Why not try ephedrine? by benthesinister · · Score: 1

      I know many former college debaters who took this route. One of them is physically unable to hold still anymore. Your point is well taken.

    2. Re:Why not try ephedrine? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Ephedrine is the reason I passed calculus. Mmm, synthetic adrenaline.

      Cheers.

      --
      Cool! Amazing Toys.
  34. circle of life by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

    now insteed of killing themselves with sleeping pills people can do it with pills to keep you awake, funny how that works out

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    Carpe meam simiam!
  35. Increases Productivity by rootmon · · Score: 0

    Now maybe US workers can work even more hours and surpass other countries like South Korea and the Czech Republic who are currently more overworked.

    --
    "As flies to the wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for sport." - William Shakespeare, King Lear
  36. We have this in the UK. It's called Pro Plus. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Pro Plus

    I know a few people who pop those things all the time. I can't see the point though.. they don't work for me. Red Bull all the way baby!

    1. Re:We have this in the UK. It's called Pro Plus. by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      I guess I should point out that Pro Plus *are* caffeine pills, but how many energy junkies really care about that?

  37. Caffeine by kwishot · · Score: 1

    Caffeine is just a bonus for Mountain Dew. Pills will never replace Mountain Dew, for Mountain Dew tastes good! I don't know of anyone that drinks Mountain Dew to "stay awake". If people have that big of a problem staying awake, they take caffeine pills.

    Mountain Dew = good taste, caffeine is a bonus for a little "kick"

    Caffeine pills = keep you awake

    I have a feeling that many coffee drinkers feel the same way, since they're so used to "holding a cup in the morning" or something... it's just not replaceable.

    -kwishot

    1. Re:Caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you ever think your brain is just telling you it tastes good because it knows it will get the caffiene goodness? I know I can get my fix in any form...

    2. Re:Caffeine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drink Mountain Dew to stay fat and hasten the onset of diabetes. The caffeine helps fuck up my heart.

      I don't mind paying exorbitant prices for sugar water, because I support PepsiCo's continued human rights abuses.

    3. Re:Caffeine by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Uhh.. mountain dew and coffee taste good the same way cocaine smells good.

      It's the positive response of your body to the caffeine that makes your mind decide "This flavor is a good flavor."

  38. What "interesting ethical questions"? by stuce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where does society get off saying what people can and can't do with their own bodies, given that they are aware of the risks (or at least aware that the risks are not known). These are not questions for the government or society to ask. These are questions for individuals to ask. "Is this a good choice for me and my body?"

    1. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But try telling that to a heroin addict. Not all chemicals are the same.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    2. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by burts_here · · Score: 1

      t's got a lot to do with society not liking the side effects when people take it to far and it effects other soceity, then laws get passed and you can't have one law for one person and one for another, still if you don't bother people you dont usually get bothered

      --
      Burt "Out of my mind back in 5 minutes"
    3. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      As long as the current state of politics is allowed to continue, society IS going to decide what you do with your body. See the reaction of the Federal Government to the recent assisted suicide decision in Oregon or the 'virtual porn' decision. Give 'em a few more years and it will be illegal to pick your nose.

      That's the business politicians are in: Manufacture laws to look useful to an apathetic non-voting public. Then they can stay in office forever, and collect a healthy retirement. (Their salary when they were in office, every year until they die.)

      Wow, huh?

    4. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at first, I first read it as "ethnical" which confused me a great deal.
      Oh well, guess it's time for some of those pills for me.

    5. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Mr. or Ms. "good choice for my body" is driving down the highway and 'comes down' from their no-sleep pills then rams into me in my car because they've fell asleep at the wheel it becomes my question to ask.

    6. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by speek · · Score: 2

      What if, before you're allowed to work for a company, they make you take a drug test, and then make you take drugs?

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      First, make it work, then make it right, then make it fast, then, make it bloated!
    7. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      That would be great, if every person lived in isolation, and damage that a person does to one's self doesn't affect anyone else, but that's not the world we live in.

      I don't want some stupid fuck crashing hard after a week-long stimulant binge, falling asleep behind the wheel, and killing me and my family.

    8. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Don+Negro · · Score: 2

      How does the Supreme Court's decision that the government can't outlaw virtual kiddie porn support your argument?

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      Don Negro
      Perl 6 will give you the big knob. -- Larry Wall

    9. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Ahh... I just threw that in. Actually the point is that A$$croft is all in a bunch about it, just like the assised suicide decision and the covering of the statue of 'Justice'. He's got a real problem with personal freedom.

      Am I saying I want more kiddie porn? No. Am I saying I want less 'government mandating morallity', less legislation and corporate politics, more personal resposibillity, and less 'screw your neighbor' attitude in our society?? Yes.

      Reading it over, I should have been a tad more clear.

    10. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      How does the Supreme Court's decision that the government can't outlaw virtual kiddie porn support your argument?

      Because John Ashcroft went on tv and said, "We're not backing down."

    11. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same fucking answer to taking any drug prescribed or not. If you take a prescription antihistimine and do the same thing then you are an idiot and will pay the consequences. There is no "ethical" considerations for prescribing or no prescribing anti-histimines, how is this any different? It says right on the fucking bottle how to use the drug properly. Violate the rules and be punished. There's nothing special about this drug over any other "ethically". You're arguing in a vacuum here...

    12. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and this will happen more often than cellphone-related accidents.

    13. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by programcsharp · · Score: 1

      How do you get less 'government mandating morallity' and more personal responsibility? I understand that these days it would be nice if people would take responsibility for their actions, but individual decisions won't fix the problem. One of government's responsibilities is mandating morality. Take murder for example (an extreme one, granted, but it makes the point simple). Without a government mandate of the morality of this act, and the punishment for it, people will do whatever they feel like. You can't really get more personal reponsibility without more government mandates of morality. Someone has to hold people responsible...

    14. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      We allow people to drink alcohol, but we punish them if they are stupid enough to drive when they are drunk.

      Tim

      --
      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
    15. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem that I forsee is that if people start to pop this pill on a daily basis, everyone will have to. The people popping the pill to be able to work 8 hours more a day will cause massive inflation by increasing thier relative income, and thus to be able to maintain your quality of life, you'll have to start popping them to work 8 more hours a day too.

      Basically everyone thinks that this is a great thing, but think about the lightbulb: Everyone says that it's a great thing, but the largest effect that it has had is an increase in the working day.

      Somethinto think about

    16. Re:What "interesting ethical questions"? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      If the govenment is doing such a great job 'mandating' and 'punishing', why are murders still committed? Even better, why are there people doing 5 years for murder, while there is someone in jail for 50 because they had a bag of weed on them? Or the '3 strikes you're out' law being used to put a pizza slice thief away for the rest of their life?

      My point is that the government is not doing the job they are supposed to. They have turned into a law factory, cranking out legislation designed to keep themselves rich and comfy, while the rest of the world does the real work.

      MY view of right and wrong may differ from someone else's, but I follow one rule. "Treat others the way I would like to be treated."

      Sure, it's simple and trite, but what more do you need? If everyone followed it, or at least thought of it before they acted, we wouldn't have/need so many laws, and we wouldn't have so many people trying climb to the top over the bodies of their neighbors.

  39. Drink Yerba Mate by LetterJ · · Score: 2
    If you're looking for a beverage that contributes to general alertness without the jitters, nervousness, irritation and general ill health that accompanies regular coffee and tea, you should take a look at drinking yerba mate.
    • Yerbamate.com - Information and online order
    • Nativa - manufacturer, online order and general information.
    • Ma-Tea - online ordering
    • Urban Jungle Mate - Online ordering and information.
    • Guayaki - Makers of a really good mint blend and chai spiced blend.
    1. Re:Drink Yerba Mate by phossie · · Score: 1

      yerba mate had the advertised effects for me the first few times i drank it. it was really strong, i felt clear, alert, and mentally capable. after that, it fucked me up - i can't really describe what would happen, but i'd get this wierd feeling that my immune system was just sort of tenuously holding on. imagine drinking a large amount of coffee and not drinking water, but without the jitters and a more feverish sort of reaction. it sucked.

      that said, i think it's tasty and i wish i could still drink it. the reaction was just too much for me.

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  40. Cool! by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    I was going to get all snotty and say I'd had one of those for years in Vivarin, but this seems to avoid all the nasty side effects (Jitters... irritability... nosebleeds...) The army study had a guy go 40 hours while staying alert on this stuff. I would always crash at around 30-35 at the height of my caffiene abuse, and after about 28 everything would start getting kind of surreal.

    They got to sell this stuff over the counter. I don't care if it makes you grow a damn tail! Gimmee!

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Cool! by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Shit, they find out that it makes you grow a tail and I'll buy a case. The possibilities are endless: career in the WWF, increased typing speed, REALLY interesting sex. And craploads more waking hours to enjoy them all. Sign me up!

    2. Re:Cool! by Lurgen · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, despite being able to stay alert and functional past that shitty 30 hour barrier, things do get very surreal and detached around that point.

      I like it when you're working away, it's hour #32, and you notice breathing (but no actual person beside you). Hour #33 rolls around, and you wonder why there is a person there suddenly, accompanying the breathing. When you ask them (usually around hour #34), they point out you've been conversing with them on and off for four hours!

  41. Here's A Crazy Idea by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    How about not running like a rat on a wheel to the point of needing drugs to function. Where do you go from here, electric shock? Warp time-space so you can work more than 24hrs a day? What the hell is so important to do this to yourself? Whatever happened to maintaining perspective and keeping balance in your life?

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  42. "Beggars in Spain" is a good book about this by 512k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in the (fictional) book, some children are genetically engineered to not need to sleep. They become superhuman, due to all the extra time they have to live life. But in real life, at what point do we say, enough is enough, we don't have to push ourselves this hard, and if we do, do we recalibrate what society expects of a person. Instead of giving your kids ritalin, give them Provigal.

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    ------ Work is so much easier when you don't
    1. Re:"Beggars in Spain" is a good book about this by stripes · · Score: 2
      They become superhuman, due to all the extra time they have to live life

      In the book the "sleepless" also don't age and are super smart to boot. As far as I know this drug doesn't do that... (the book, and it's sequel "Beggars and Choosers" are both really good fiction though)

    2. Re:"Beggars in Spain" is a good book about this by theNeophile · · Score: 1
      In the book the "sleepless" also don't age and are super smart to boot. As far as I know this drug doesn't do that... (the book, and it's sequel "Beggars and Choosers" are both really good fiction though)

      To be fair (if somewhat nit picky) in the book people found that the aging process was directly tied to sleeping (So they didn't age because they didn't sleep). Who know, this drug might do the same thing :). And it has a sequel?!? Cool, thanks for bring that to my attention. I'll have to look for that.

    3. Re:"Beggars in Spain" is a good book about this by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      As long as we end up inventing the pill to cause us all to become photosynthetic as well after we become sleepless. :) That was a pretty good book.

    4. Re:"Beggars in Spain" is a good book about this by stripes · · Score: 1
      To be fair (if somewhat nit picky) in the book people found that the aging process was directly tied to sleeping (So they didn't age because they didn't sleep).

      It's fair, I was picking a nit too...mostly just so I could being up the sequel. Somehow I don't think the real drug will be found to eliminate/signifigantly retard the aging process...plus I'm not positave being turned sleepless after your brain had finished devloping had the same side effects in the book...

      And it has a sequel?!? Cool, thanks for bring that to my attention. I'll have to look for that.

      If you like reading PDF files (or palmdoc) I'm pretty sure it is on Fictionwise for a bit cheaper then the printed matter...of corse I would rather have the print version, but it is the easiest way to find short fiction by Nancy Kress and...er, whomever wrote Garden of Iden...

  43. I've used it. by dietz · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've used it. The longest I've ever stayed up is 40 hours or so. The only noticible side effect was a slight headache, but that could've been caused by any number of things (I get headaches a fair amount because I don't eat very well :/). Headaches are the most common reported side-effect by far.

    Even after 40 hours of being awake, I was still at nearly full mental capactity and able to work, etc. I did not feel the normal symptoms of sleep deprevation at all (I've stayed awake too long many times, and I'm familiar with how it makes you feel). I did not feel high, either. I was just... awake. I also didn't feel many physical problems (sore back, sore legs, etc) like I expected to, but YMMV, of course.

    Afterwards I slept about 9 hours and had a normal next day. By my calculations (figuring you normally sleep .5 hours for each hour of wakefulness), that means I gained 22 hours of wakefulness.

    You can find them on the internet if you look around enough. I am hesitant to mention sites, but there are two in the UK that sell 100mg pills. I have been unable to find the 200mg pills. They sell for about $145 + shipping ($15 or so) for 30 pills. That's $5.33 a pill. During my 40 hours awake, I took four, which works out to about $1 per hour.

    Many people I tell this to think it would be a good idea to take them during finals. I must warn you that it's probably not a good idea because there is a very good chance your sleep schedule will get completely fucked up. For example, you may stay up for 32 hours, decide it's time for sleep, and then sleep through a final. In other words, I would take it a few times beforehand to get used to it before you decide to jump in and potentially fuck up something important.

    1. Re:I've used it. by John+Whitley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Many people I tell this to think it would be a good idea to take them during finals.

      I never grokked why this stay-up-for-hours mentality became such a powerful meme with college students. I *always* did better by getting a reasonable amount of sleep than by staying up to cram. Give yourself a few extra days lead time for in-depth studying. Get proper sleep sleep for the period just before and during exams. Watch your performance soar.

    2. Re:I've used it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I never grokked why this stay-up-for-hours mentality became such a powerful meme with college students

      It's called, "I didn't study nearly enough 'til Just Before the exam, now I'm *really* hosed unless I do the all-nighter and the last-minute info stays with me 'til the test is done."

    3. Re:I've used it. by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

      This is true, but most people don't want to start a few extra days earlier. But as far as sleep goes, students have to know where their 'point of no return' is, where they should just go to bed because studying more is hurting their grade rather than getting good sleep. Sometimes giving up and going to sleep and possibly waking up a bit earlier is way better.

      --
      Berto
    4. Re:I've used it. by smilinggoat · · Score: 1

      Give yourself a few extra days lead time for in-depth studying. Get proper sleep sleep for the period just before and during exams.

      yeah, but then i couldn't procrastinate fucking around on the web and drinking pints up until the last few hours before the exam.

    5. Re:I've used it. by 3ryon · · Score: 3, Informative
      I never grokked why this stay-up-for-hours mentality became such a powerful meme with college students. I *always* did better by getting a reasonable amount of sleep than by staying up to cram. Give yourself a few extra days lead time for in-depth studying. Get proper sleep sleep for the period just before and during exams. Watch your performance soar.


      There have been several important studies which show the importance of sleep on learning. If you want to do better on tests, get enough sleep.

    6. Re:I've used it. by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      The longest I ever stayed up was 48 hours. It was when I first got Internet Access at home, and I had a free 48 hour access thing. (Yes, I knew that the 48 hours didn't have to be continuous, but I had lots of stuff to do).

      I remember chatting to people a lot, saying the most inane crap (no change there then).

      Eventually though I started hearing voices, falling asleep for very small amounts of time and waking with a bang, so went to bed.

      I have always had weird sleep cycles though; I stay up for an average of 18 hours a day, so when I get up changes by 2 hours every day. I treat this as normal, (I have been doing it for years), although everyone else thinks I am some sort of freeeeeeeek. My dad, for example, has some Victorian idea that not sleeping regular hours is unnatural and satanic.

      I do enjoy getting up early in the morning and being awake when it's light, but I just can't stay in that pattern. I will always find it difficult to go to bed because I am hacking something, playing Starcraft- whatever. ADSL doesn't help.

      graspee

    7. Re:I've used it. by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I never grokked why this stay-up-for-hours mentality became such a powerful meme with college students. I *always* did better by getting a reasonable amount of sleep than by staying up to cram. Give yourself a few extra days lead time for in-depth studying.

      Maybe you retain knowledge differently than most? If it's a subject that bores me, I do what most people do, I wait until the night before the exam, and cram on the topics most likely to be tested. Perhaps pulling an all-nighter if the class is early the next day.

      Procastination is a common problem. For example, I waited until the last second to post this response.

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    8. Re:I've used it. by RealityThreek · · Score: 1

      Eventually though I started hearing voices, falling asleep for very small amounts of time and waking with a bang, so went to bed.

      It's interesting that you described it that way. I've had this happen to me quite frequently over the past year or so and could never figure out the cause of it. I generally get a low amount of sleep per day (this seems common among the /. crowd.

      I wonder if this is related at all to not getting enough sleep. You'll have to understand, the thought never even ocurred to me. ;)

      --
      :wq
  44. You need to mix the stuff up. by MongooseCN · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens if you mixed a pot of coffee a few liters of mountain dew and a few Provigal pills? Would you become the Kwisatz Haderach ?

    1. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      No just a Mentat, a twisted one at that.

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    2. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      Kwisatz Haderach? I'm probably all wrong about this, but this seems like 2 words in Hebrew (which I know).. Kwista = Jump Haderech = The Way... Together meaning "breakthough", in hebrew.

      --
      ^_^
    3. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if you mixed a pot of coffee a few liters of mountain dew and a few Provigal pills? Would you become the Kwisatz Haderach ?

      well, i smoked pot for several years, took some acid and some exstacy and some mushrooms and i did become the kwisatz haderach.

      of course, not much use when there's no revolution to lead. so now i just drink, smoke cigarettes, and think about the future that others will never see.

    4. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kwisatz Haderach? I'm probably all wrong about this, but this seems like 2 words in Hebrew (which I know).. Kwista = Jump Haderech = The Way... Together meaning "breakthough", in hebrew.

      it's from dune, and if it has a hebrew derivation then i'm not surprised. "breakthrough" would seem an understatement.

      the kwisatz haderach is the person who can see into the future. a leader, if you will.

    5. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by kruhft · · Score: 1

      Kwisatz Haderach was from Dune and can best be described as the leader of the revolution with mystical powers that were brought on by the spice (or something like that). Basically, the Jesus of Dune.

    6. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the Dune novels the name Kwisatz Haderach means 'Shortening of the way'. This being is supposed to be the culmination of the breeding programs of the Bene Gesserit.

    7. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by spinwards · · Score: 1

      i thought it was the one who could see all paths. basically he could see the outcome of every possable choice for any situation. he leveraged this (and some myths planted by the bene jeserit) to become the leader of the revolution.

    8. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God god man, we've reached a breakthrough point in Slashdot history: a poster who has neither read or watched the dune movies, but somehow managed to stay completely clean of any reference thereof. Amazing.

      Thank god his id is over 500k...

    9. Re:You need to mix the stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, but almost. Just add DMT and mescaline to the mix and you'll be there...

  45. The ultimate drug would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Provigal + Viagra in one: extend your DAY and your DICK too!

    1. Re:The ultimate drug would be... by muchandr · · Score: 1

      Crystal is the most powerful stimulant I know of and is also a major aphrodisiac (this is why tweakers watch porn all the time :) Apparently, there is also a drug called 'Ice' or 4-Metaminarex (sp?) which is just as strong as crystal, but only lasts 6-8 hours. I did not try it, but I find it would rule to have something as good as crystal that doesn't keep you up for 3 days for a change.

  46. Pills everywhere by Foss · · Score: 1

    Pills to help you sleep

    Pills to keep you awake

    Pills to chill out

    Pills to exercise

    .. all of this could be achieved with a few bottles of Pils instead.

    --
    You've got mail. Pattern baldness. - Crow
    1. Re:Pills everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      new "Toll" pills, take once a /. reading, and they'll simulate the effect of reading "XXX is dead", "fp" and "Cmdr Taco likes it up the arse" while simutimusly viewing Ascii porn and GoatSexMans bum.

  47. Re:Aspirin.... by evilpaul13 · · Score: 2

    I seem to recall that scientists aren't exactly sure how aspirin works either. I have no problem using it, and I also don't see a reason people can't just go the hell to bed when they are tired.

  48. Big deal. by Jonathan+Hamilton · · Score: 1, Interesting

    People seem to realize that we don't know how alot of drugs work. Prozac, and most other depression drugs aren't know how they work. Scientist don't know what chemical receptors they bond to, it's sort of a trial and error deal.

    We as a human race think we are so smart and have figured everything out. Did you know that scientist don't even know completly how eggs scramble because of all the complex protien reactions?

    So stop eating scrambled eggs.
    (I'm kidding of course it's all risk vs. benefits, and in this case your right.)

    My point is, just because we don't know how somthing works dosen't mean that you aren't using it already.

    1. Re:Big deal. by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      Good point, bad example. Prozac's clinical pharmacology is understood. It blocks the serotonin reuptake mechanism, thus increasing neuronal serotonin levels. Check out http://pi.lilly.com/prozac.pdf for the PDR-type reference.

      --
      Free Mac Mini. Yes, I'm
  49. One step in the right direction by YouAreFatMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm, now if I can get pills that remove my need for food, air, water, and sex, I will legally qualify as a robot.

    --
    Robotiq.com is heavily tested on animals
    1. Re:One step in the right direction by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      Hmm, now if I can get pills that remove my need for food, air, water, and sex, I
      will legally qualify as a robot.

      Bender doesn't seem to need food, air, or water at least.

    2. Re:One step in the right direction by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Bender doesn't seem to need food, air, or water at least.

      He does need alcohol, to power his fuel cells.

      --

      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  50. This is -MEDICATION-! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I currently take this drug, and I was prescribed this drug for a specific purpose. The fact that it appears on slashdot as "the new caffeine" is disturbing, to say the least.

    Thank you, slashdot, for telling the masses about medications they should ask their doctors for. While your at it, start running ads for Viagra, Prozac, Paxil, Claratin, and Ritalin.

    1. Re:This is -MEDICATION-! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the others you have a point, but claratin? thats just for allergies iirc

    2. Re:This is -MEDICATION-! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your at it, start running ads for Viagra, Prozac, Paxil, Claratin, and Ritalin.

      I think you just did...

  51. So have some decaf with that :-) by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Back when I was a college student, I started drinking herbal teas, because when you're up late studying it's nice to have something hot and tasty to drink, but you can't keep guzzling the real stuff by the liter and expect to ever get to sleep again. These days, you can have your decaf triple latte (aka nice warm milk to help you sleep) along with that ProVigil pill.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  52. Provigal + Viagra by bryans · · Score: 2, Funny

    Provigal extends your day, Viagra extends your performance, Now I can bonk all night long without falling asleep.

    1. Re:Provigal + Viagra by SirKron · · Score: 1

      I knew someone was going to get this up before me...

    2. Re:Provigal + Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs pills for that?

  53. looks similar to monofonil (sp?) by AssFace · · Score: 2

    and that stuff claims that you can be up for days and then after 8 hours sleep be fine again.

    yet they always seem to gloss over the fact that rats that were kept on it, if awake long enough without sleep - ALWAYS died of blood infections.

    your body needs sleep.

    --

    There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
    1. Re:looks similar to monofonil (sp?) by geekoid · · Score: 2

      of course, but how much?
      Everybody seems to be told 8 hours, but there have been several eperments with widely different sleep patterns that work well.
      Can our body lear to deal with 6 hours sleep? 4?
      I saw an interview with a guy who slept for 2 hours 3 times a day, evenly spaced. After the experiment he kept doing it, and had been doing so for years. He claimed it was great.
      there have been people through out history, from Marth Stewart, to Napleon, that only slept 4 hours a night, there entire lives.
      I could use the extra 4 hour, personally.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:looks similar to monofonil (sp?) by agent+oranje · · Score: 1

      it is.

      "provigil" is the trade name for modafinil.

      --
      -agent oranje.
    3. Re:looks similar to monofonil (sp?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geekoid has posted 2002 comments. Below find the most recent 24 comments.

    4. Re:looks similar to monofonil (sp?) by AssFace · · Score: 1

      ahhh - one, my spelling was way off, and two - I was right. hot damn.

      --

      There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
  54. Military use... by bryans · · Score: 0

    I guess the military can use this to create the ultimate soldier who never sleeps!
    He justs takes a break to piss..

    1. Re:Military use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, the mil does not feed/water the new breed of solders. They only work for a few weeks, but after that if they have not been killed in action, some friendly fire, and a guy with a white coat has some more bits to play with

  55. Provigil = Bad Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was on provigil for a few weeks instead of Methelphenadate HCL as treatment for narcolepsy. The Privigil had wierd side effects, It effected my tiniking and kept seeing things out of the corner of my eye but when looked nothing was their. I looked on a news group about provigil and other people had similar side effects. Personally I would rather have a stomach ache or nose bleed as side effects instead of a messed up head/eyes.

    1. Re:Provigil = Bad Experience by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 2


      After hearing about this stuff a couple days ago on FARK, I scoured the newsgroups for experiences. There was a very broad range of them, from very good to very bad. The range of doses involved was anywhere from 100mg to 1000mg a day. I also hang out in the ADD/ADHD groups and hear similar ranges of experiences for the variety of drugs used for that condition. It seems obvious to me that certain drugs, like Provigil, affect people differently. This is no surprise. It you have a bad reaction to it, stop using it. But, the guy standing next to you might respond to it favorably. I certainly hope that more options become available so that you're chances of leading a wakeful life improve. I'm not narcoleptic, but I know what it's like to be sleepy most of the time.

      Must take nap now...

    2. Re:Provigil = Bad Experience by unicron · · Score: 0

      This is actually pretty common. Even harder stuff like true speed or adderall and ritalin can cause this.

      --
      Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  56. Try this instead... by loosenut · · Score: 2

    If you want to improve your powers of concentration, try Ginko Biloba. I've been taking it for years, 60 mg every morning. I've noticed that my alertness levels are waaay up. I swear by it.

    Others might agree.

    Note that ginko takes several weeks to build up in your system. Have fun!

    1. Re:Try this instead... by tutal · · Score: 1

      I'm still leery of "natural" suppliments. 1- The FDA has yet to speak on the effictiveness of "natural" drugs ie ginko.
      2- There are no regulations that control the dosage of the actual chemical that creates the desired effect - 60 mg of ginko may vary in potency as it the chemical that creates the effect is not typically titrated.
      3- I have yet to see any medical journal (yes I do read them quite regularly JAMA, NEJoM etc) prove that "natural" suppliments are more effective than a placebo.
      4- The effects that you are experiencing may be all in your head... in other words you train your brain to react to taking the pills into making you more alert, releasing chemicals as needed (check out various psychology journals on this effect).
      5- I like Mountain Dew, in fact I don't want to give it up... or more I can't :)
      I like my natural way - take mountain dew to stay awake, drink beer/wine to relax/go to sleep.

    2. Re:Try this instead... by entheon · · Score: 1

      I simply must concur and agree, but should warn that it is a very subtle effect, wonderful yes but somewhat hard to describe. I think the same thing could also be accomplished, in part, by many other things as well such as a better exore size program or better eating. So ginko is not gonna be the panacea you may be looking for but rather a good complement to an already healthy lifestyle.

      Also, if you caffeine addicts still aren't satisfied try yerba. It's a wonderfully pungent tea that posesses, IMHO, better stimulating qualities, much like caffeeene, such as increased alertness and attention span, but without the jitters and it's also more of a general mood enhancer. Part of my alertness problem is not wanting to be alert, just the I don't wanna be here factor, give me a mood boost and I'll do anything for hours. Yerba. It's not yo mammas teahhh! Do be careful because in excessive quantity yerba can backfire, but about three or four doses - maybe 2 to 3 liq oz a peice? - of yerba tea and I'm ready to go do some sheeit. you may be able to find it in your local organic co-operative grocery store but I would reccommend getting it online cause it's cheaper and usually better. aight, nuff said.

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    3. Re:Try this instead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every point you make just reinforces corporate ownership of health organizations.
      1. FDA doesn't speak on "natural" drugs - there's no huge pharamceutical company lobbying them for approval.

      2. "Natural" drugs are not being produced by huge pharmaceutical companies, therefore dosage may vary from lab to lab

      3. Doctors have no incentive to write up "natural" remedies, there's no huge pharmaceutical company to give them kickbacks for it.

      4. It is possible that you are training your brain to react to taking pills, releasing natural chemicals as needed. However, isn't that EXACTLY what is being pursued in taking natural remedies? Even if it's just a placebo you are achieving the desired result by natural means.

      5. Mountain Dew? blechhhh...

    4. Re:Try this instead... by Zach+Fine · · Score: 1
      Wrong on 3 counts.
      1. The FDA's lack on influence in this realm is not due to the lack of "huge pharmaceutical company lobbying", but because it was hamstrung by an act of Congress in 1994. details.

      2. "Natural" drugs are huge business. There is a lot of money involved, almost $17 billion in the year 2000 according to supplementinfo.org, and the huge pharmaceutical companies (Bayer, American Home Products, Johnson and Johnson and Boeheringer-Ingelheim) are getting into the act.

      3. Here in the US, it is illegal for doctors to receive kickbacks. I do not know if the same or similar laws apply to alternative health practitioners. I've overheard discussion of a friend of a friend whose family was sent on free trips every year by the manufacturer of a herb that he prescribed, but I don't know any details. A quick search of the net revealed this(search in that page for the word "kickbacks"). It should be noted that not all doctor's orders involve drugs, and they don't receive any financial incentive for prescribing exercise, or drinking fluids. All the doctors I know are people who take their hippocratic oath quite seriously, maybe I just haven't met the evil ones who caused your cynicism.
    5. Re:Try this instead... by Soulfader · · Score: 1

      I had a roommate try that stuff for a week to see if it could help him concentrate on his biology homework. I never found out whether it worked; he was too busy trying to stop the nosebleeds to try to study.

    6. Re:Try this instead... by loosenut · · Score: 1

      I had a roommate try that stuff for a week to see if it could help him concentrate on his biology homework. I never found out whether it worked; he was too busy trying to stop the nosebleeds to try to study.

      Ha!

      I've had that problem twice, in the three or so years I've been taking it. And I think it could be attributed to dehydration more than anything.

    7. Re:Try this instead... by loosenut · · Score: 1

      The article you reference on thomasjmoore.com mentions a woman being poisoned by supplements containing impurities, manufactured by an irresponsible Japanese company.

      While it is true that the FDA has almost no standards in regards to dietary supplements, I did a little research and found out that there are several independant agencies that monitor the quality of products made by "natural" foods manufacturers. I sent an email to a local natural food coop that I belong to and got this reply, FYI:

      When reviewing the many nutritional products that are presented to us every month, we at the coop do indeed spend considerable time on both ingredient review and manufacturing methods.

      My goal as the Health and Body Care Products Merchandiser is to offer the best quality available at a value to members and general shoppers.

      To specifically assure you, here is information about Natural Factors and Source Naturals:

      Natural Factors is a Canadian manufacturer and manufactures products according to the Canadian Health Protection Branch Good Manufacturing Practices which are more stringent even than the US National Nutritional Foods Association's guidelines for manufacture of nutritional products.

      The Canadian Health Protection Branch is somewhat equivalent to the US FDA, except that they actually do govern the manufacture of nutritional supplements and they do audit manufacturing facilities. Natural Factors is committed to quality and efficacy. As a world leader in the field of Echinacea research they host seminars that are attended by researchers, physicians, and of course, retailers from around the world. The renowned Dr Michael Murray has also joined the staff at Natural Factors as the Director of Product Development and Education.

      Source Naturals is a US company and does many quality assurance tests on their products. They test all raw goods coming into their manufacturing facility on three levels--a) product is analyzed to see that it matches both what Source Naturals ordered and that it matches what the vendor claims it is; b) product is qualitatively evaluated for a long list of specifications, including color, odor, flavor, texture, and absence of extraneous materials; c) herbal products are tested for microbiological contamination. In addition to testing the raw goods Source Naturals also tests finished products to make sure that they meet quality standards, such as properly formed product. Additional testing is also done to ensure that products meet label claim, have not been contaminated during manufacture and that the product will physically perform as indicated--that is dissolve in water if it is intended to do so or taste like chocolate if that is what the label indicates. The same quality assurance standards are set for Source Naturals' sister company Planetary Formulas.

      In addition to asking many questions and verifying via independent lab assays that companies are selling what their bottles claim, I also look at the business practices of the company. For example, are they selling organic herbs when they are available?; do they support eco-friendly farming and harvesting practices?; do they use minimal packaging and/or shipping materials?; have they ever been cited by the NNFA for their products not conforming to label?

  57. Now I really hate progress, Damn by corps_inc · · Score: 0

    A word of true coffeine adict, who started to hate progress

  58. I was on this drug for 4 weeks last october... by jjn1056 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was prescribed the drug by my doctor because a different medication I was on made me very sleepy in the morning. I was so tired it was affecting my ability to get up and go to work. When I was on Provigal I did notice some minor improvements; more alertness in the morning being the #1 effect. The effect was very minor, almost indetectable. I didn't feel wired or anything like what you get from coffee, and there was no 'crash' later in the day.

    I stopped taking it because I thought it was causing me to feel very sick to my stomach, but of course that might have just been because I live in downtown NYC and this was in October.

    Generally this is a drug taken by people with serious sleeping problems, like people that fall asleep while driving all the time, etc. It is also thought to have some affect on depression, although the mechanism by which it accomplishes that is unknown. It might just be that getting a good start on the day helps depressed people!

    Since this drug is not a traditional stimulant, such as caffeine, or cocaine, it can affect people in very different ways. It's more like Prozac, which seemed to help some people a lot, while others were not helped at all.

    --
    Peace, or Not?
    1. Re:I was on this drug for 4 weeks last october... by NeonBuddah · · Score: 1

      I haven't taken Provigil (ie. Modafinil) but have read all the studies based on it and another, older drug Adrafinil. Modafinil is a newer form with less side effects than Adrafinil. I've personally taken Adrafinil while I was living on an aircraft carrier for three years, where I worked 12-hr shifts (not that I had anywhere to go after work). The effects it had on me are that 1. I woke up, and fell asleep like it was flipping a switch. No effort was needed. No dragging feet in the morning. No in-between period between sleep and wakefulness, or wakefulness to sleep. It was instant. 2. The energy at the moment of wakefulness in the morning was the same as the rest of the day. It was a constant wakefulness--no slowness or lapses were experienced at any time during the day. It is NOT a HIGH or RUSH of any kind whatsoever. Think of yourself during the middle of the day when you are not physically fatigued, have had NO CAFFEINE, and are neither tired nor hyper. 3. The doses were low, but because it effects the brain, it takes time to build up. Don't expect it to work like tylenol, just when you need it. You are either on this stuff or off it. I had some slight nausea as I grew accustomed to the medication, but it got much better after a couple weeks. 4. I also noticed that I was dreaming much more vividly at night. Perhaps it has something to do with the circulation to the brain--I don't know--But the effect was certainly due to the drug, as I have very rarely ever remembered my dreams, and while on the drug I had vivid dreams nearly every night. That's my input. Remember it is based on the older medication called Adrafinil. The newer Modafinil (Provigil) has much fewer side effects and does not require the liver enzyme tests that Adrafinil did. I would not recommend this product to anybody that did not have a long-term issue with sleepiness or tiredness. If you are still getting your 8 hrs of sleep each night and then have problems, I would certainly say you should ask your doctor about trying it.

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      last night I dreamed of a nuclear tsunami swallowing the East Coast--but it was just a dream
  59. FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it'll probably make you grow horns or something

    This is FUD, pure and simple - and you know it. Just because it's not open source doesn't mean it's bad for you :p

  60. Provigal != Provigil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it's good to see CmdrTaco has his mind on a "gal", perhaps he should be more careful about spelling in his headlines...

  61. Wasn't there an X-Files episode... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2

    ...that dealt with experiments in sleep deprivation? While it's not likely that Provigil (make note of the spelling...if the editors had read the article, they would've gotten it right) is the result of some clandestine project to create soldiers who never sleep, it would appear to open the door to certain possibilities...

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    1. Re:Wasn't there an X-Files episode... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - If I remember correctly it was something about these "super-soldiers" that were experimented on during the Vietnam War, by removing some gland or such. None of the volunteers could sleep since then, and one was killing off the others (it turned out that he had developed some sort of special powers from being awake for so long, or something like that). I think he either killed himself at the end, or Krychek (however you spell it) killed him, or something like that...

  62. Here is an "interesting ethical question" by kindbud · · Score: 2

    What if your employer asks you to take it so you can be more productive? It's just for this big push to get the new product out by the deadline.

    What if at some future time when this drug is commonplace, you can't get a job in your field unless you agree to take the pill during the work week?

    What if the traditional work week disappears, replaced by 168 non-stop hours of wakeful, productive work?

    People are fond of responding to workplace privacy issues by pointing out that you're being paid for your time, and shouldn't be surfing or getting high or whatever, and so spyware and logging and drug tests are to be expected, and are an employer's right. How is this really any different? You don't have to work at a place that requires 168 hours of wakefulness, but if every employer in your town who has a position in your field is requiring this drug to be taken as a condition of employment, your kinda SOL.

    Is that enough ethical questions for ya?

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    Edith Keeler Must Die
    1. Re:Here is an "interesting ethical question" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the first point, "ask for deadline", sure, if I'm being paied >double time.
      Told is a diff. matter.

      Drug test & insteading will be a voliation of human rights, spy ware in the workplace is ALREADY ILLAGEL.
      Any company that belives anyone can work for > 8hrs before being board stupided and needing something else to do will (and derserivly so) fail.

    2. Re:Here is an "interesting ethical question" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if your employer demands that you take caffeine pills at work??? There is no "ethical" difference between this and caffeine. Therefore this pill raises no ethical questions whatsoever.

  63. New business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn! I want the exclusive rights for school distribution of this stuff the week before finals!

  64. Siesta... by BlueFall · · Score: 1

    I'm going to have to vote for worldwide acceptance of siestas. It's all natural, cheap, and effective. What more could you ask for?

  65. The social side of having a coffee by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 1

    I am just coming from a coffee break. Called my office buddy, we went to grab a nice cup of coffee and came back to work. We only spent 15 minutes, but on the way to the coffee place we saw cute ladies, a sunny afternoon and what else. I wonder what kind of a pill will ever be able to replace this ... hey folks, there is a world out there, enjoy it !
    :-)

    1. Re:The social side of having a coffee by mlk · · Score: 1

      LSD, see two telephone head sets, you friend/watcher suggests two good looking women (and a masive man eating spider :)

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  66. What ethical questions? by aminorex · · Score: 2

    I don't think it raises any interesting ethical
    questions at all. Could you suggest one?

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    1. Re:What ethical questions? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      making workers in sweat shops work another 40 hours a week?

      haha, but then, what doesn't raise at least some ethical question to someone?

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    2. Re:What ethical questions? by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1
      I don't think it raises any interesting ethical
      questions at all. Could you suggest one?


      Scenario:

      Boss: *walks in* Aminorex! We have a deadline coming up that we need to meet. I want you to take this pill so you can be more productive!
      Aminorex: I don't wanna.
      Boss: No r4ze 4 j00, sucka.
    3. Re:What ethical questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geekoid has posted 2002 comments. Below find the most recent 24 comments.

    4. Re:What ethical questions? by aminorex · · Score: 2

      's not an ethical question. 's a farfetched
      *hypothetical* question. Boss could do the same
      thing today without drugs, or with meth.

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  67. Your calculations by wurp · · Score: 1

    40 * .5 = 20 hours of sleep normally

    20 - 9 = 11 hours that you would have slept but didn't

    What am I missing?

    1. Re:Your calculations by dietz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. I was doing:

      9 * 2 = 18 hours of being awake normally
      40 - 18 = 22 hours gained

      But your calculation is better. Sorry.

      $2/hour, then!

  68. MOD PARENT UP by tempest303 · · Score: 1

    see the subject....

    well said.

  69. Editors: It's Provigil, not Provigal by GolemK6 · · Score: 1

    Provigal is a random set of syllables implying nothing, while Provigil is a random set of syllables implying that it promotes vigilance, wakefulness, etc.

    Drug companies don't like spending millions on coming up with new names, only to have them mangled by typos.

    Of course, we could just use the generic name (modafinil) and completely tick them off...

  70. Think geek has this stuff... by El_Nofx · · Score: 1
    They have had a nice Caffenne collection for a while, check it out here and here

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    1. Re:Think geek has this stuff... by rherbert · · Score: 1
      You mean this is another example of Slashdot having article advertisements?! And for a sister company, no less! I feel violated.

      Not that it'll stop me from getting some, though... heh

  71. new inventions makes life easier by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Today cavewoman groky invented a device that will make work easier. She does not know exactly how it works, but she calls it the 'wheel'.Hey anything that makes my life easier but it raises several interesting ethical questions.

    Everything raises ethical questions, whether or not there interesting is for people to decide for themselves.

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    1. Re:new inventions makes life easier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geekoid has posted 2002 comments. Below find the most recent 24 comments. they're

  72. Parent not 'Offtopic' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comon, mods, give this guy a break. It's gross and disturbing, if anything, but it's certainly not offtopic.

  73. Da Vinci by reflexreaction · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like many other people I wanted get more productive hours out my 24 hour day so began studying napping in college and ending up doing my undergrad research project on napping. I ended up doing a fairly lame project but my original idea was to adopt this sleep pattern (awake 4 hours, sleep 15-30 minutes) and do tests on myself. While there have been anecodotes of this sleep schedule, there have been no documented cases and no scientific research. Incidentally, Leonardo da Vinci was supposed to have adopted this sleep schedule. It can certainly help explain the amazing work that he produced.

    The human body has many continuous overlapping cycles. The most prominent is the circadian rythymn, our daily clock. But there are longer cycles (women's monthly cycles) and a shorter one of approximatly 4 hours. Adopting this sleeping pattern would maximize restorative sleep (Stage 4 and REM) while minimizing the less productive sleep stages (Stages 1-3). When you adopt this sleep schedule, you immediately go into deep sleep and then dream within 5 or 10 minutes. The normal delay for dreaming is usually 3-5 hours.
    One last thing that I found in my research. While most people can deal with moderate sleep loss for an extended time 2-3 hours a night, there is a core sleep time of 4-5 hours that the average person must get otherwise they become non-functional.
    I would love to read up more on this drug and to see how the research has changed in the three years that I have left school.

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    1. Re:Da Vinci by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      I would think a great modification to the uber sleep method, and other variants, would be to get maybe 4 or 5 hours of sleep during the normal hours, maybe 1 or 2 am to 6 or 7 am, and then take a nap at 6 or 7 pm, when you arrive home/are done with work/etc for an hour or two. This would allow for the core sleep time and stages 4 and 5 of your sleeping. This is approaching regular sleeping time though, so I'm not sure how efficient it would be for some people's lives. And when I have taken naps in the evening before, I usually wake disoriented and out of whack.

    2. Re:Da Vinci by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

      Ah, i know that thinkgeek won't like this, but I personally am thinking of trying a cycle as such, but i am going to cut caffiene from my diet (as well as probably eating more healthly foods) Tibbon

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    3. Re:Da Vinci by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      i doubt this would work
      i believe the reason 4*20min/30min naps work is because the deprivation eventually forces it to be REM sleep.

      4-5hrs wouldnt be enough to force(atleast not initially) and the halfhour/hour nap would just be stage 1-2 not rem.

      And...your suggestion 4-5 night, 1-2 afternoon may work.... you might make rem after an hour..but then its 5-7 hours of sleep anyway. might as well sleep 7 straight

  74. Not my Dew! by cetan · · Score: 2

    They'll take away my Dew when they pry it from my cold, dead, still-shaking hands.

    Besides, Mountain Dew reduces your sperm count, so it keeps those bastard children away!

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  75. Normal Sleep by phriedom · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yes they do mention that. Its at the end of the section that explains how it is different from caffiene and other stimulants.
    Caffeine and older prescription stimulants buzz the entire central nervous system, causing jitteriness, insomnia and other unwanted effects. When people who use coffee or amphetamines to stay awake finally doze off, they often remain in bed for much longer than usual, their bodies paralyzed by the need for "rebound sleep." Provigil, meanwhile, seems to target only the part of the brain that keeps us awake. When its effects wear off, the user resumes a normal sleep pattern.
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  76. Those Who Don't Know Biology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Uh... but a brain needs to sleep to store enough energy for the next day. NEEDS TO. That's why every animal has to sleep, otherwise there would be a predator or prey with the great advantage of not sleeping. (yes, a shark sleeps also)

    Brains use more chemical energy than the bloodstream can deliver. They store energy in the support cells around the neurons during sleep. While awake the brain uses energy from the bloodstream and the stored energy.

    When there is not enough energy available things start failing. Like optic processing -- look up the symptoms of lack of sleep: flickers of movement at the edge of the field of vision (ie, spiders hiding).

    1. Re:Those Who Don't Know Biology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought that there really was spiders hiding. I'm going to take a nap and escape from the spiders.

  77. What about the rest of us? by GeneralNonsense · · Score: 1

    We are the ones who are up all night coding and deserve a good days sleep

  78. This worries me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a senior in high school, I would have to say that this worries me alot. I mean, in just over 4 years when I join the work force, will I be forced to take pills like this and work 24 hours...or get fired? Talking about adding stress to people's lives. As if all the stress added with all the new tech. isn't enough...

  79. So can speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    From what I've heard, that is.

    But thinking you can keep either one "under control" is a load of bullshit, regardless of supposed levels of self control.

    Thanks for playing.

    1. Re:So can speed by thePredator · · Score: 0

      some people can keep it under control, you just dont hear about those people because they are smart, don't get caught buying blowjobs from hookers and keep everything cool. It can be done, it has been done, and it will always be done. i just don't know why one would want something man made versus Mother nature....

    2. Re:So can speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only load of bullshit is the ONDCP propaganda you've been swallowing. The effects of cocaine are actually quite mild. It used to be in Coca-Cola for chrissake.

    3. Re:So can speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying this from personal experience or are you just being an idiot and parroting what you've heard?

      The world is FULL of people who can keep such things under control. Unfortunately it is also full of people who can't. So thinking that way is not necessarily bullshit, but it may be risky and stupid.

    4. Re:So can speed by thePredator · · Score: 0
      Are you saying this from personal experience or are you just being an idiot and parroting what you've heard?

      i would be speaking from personal experience, the comment did not mention people who can control themselves, so I added that comment, you however, added nothing of any value.

  80. Lazyness is now a thing of the past! by Shadow51 · · Score: 1

    My problem in life is being lazy i always feel tiered and unmotivated due to the fact im tiered ! Does this mean im going to become 1000% more productive well from what it sounds like yes !!!!!! nice !!! I dont care if it makes me grow horns this really amazing ! a cure for lazyness ! woah imagine that America 1000% more efficient then is is today!!!

  81. There's a Doctor Who episode by TheoFish · · Score: 1

    in which a supercompany overworks it's employees who are all hopelessly indebted to the company.

    In one scene we see a worker who is not able to keep up with his dept, as he's speaking with the supervisor. The supervisor has a simple solution. He'll be given a drug which will allow him to work 24 hours a day without sleep. Of course the medicine is quite expensive.....

    Dunno. That just came to mind

  82. The Best Part... by Joe+Jordan · · Score: 1

    One particularly noteworthy effect ... is that all of my dreams are very intense and I find myself remembering them as well, down to minute details.

    If I were to take this up, this would probably be why. :)

  83. Viagra for sleep! by kgarcia · · Score: 1

    What's next, SPAM claiming that they can send me a 2 month supply of Provigil for ONLY $9.99

  84. Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's also still in testing so it'll probably make you grow horns or something...

    Cool! So I can stay alert, and with my creepy horns, I'll make sure others stay alert as well! It's a win-win!

  85. Truth in advertizing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FDA has issued this warning, reprimanding the makers of Provigil for dishonest advertizing.

  86. Just Stop by phriedom · · Score: 1

    Why didn't I think of that before. Thank you. "Okay kids, its off to foster homes with you. I can't have you keeping me awake at night any more.

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  87. Wow. by msm1th · · Score: 1

    The implications for quantum computing are staggering!

  88. alpha1-adrenergic agonists vs. alpha2-adrenergic by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    Apparently we do know how Provigil works to the extent that we know what any brain drug does (we know what receptors it hits and to some extent how). modafinil (the generic name for Provigil)is an alpha1-adrenergic agonist. An agonist being a drug that stimulates a receptor directly, emulating some neuropeptide.

    Anyway yohimbine is an alpha2-adrenergic agonist that you can find at many drug stores and health food stores. It's known for helping guys maintain erections and (from the time I took part of a pill), I'd say it has powerful psychoactive effects. I think it would be great for someone who has a hard time getting himself to exersize, when I took it I felt restless and in need of exersize. It put me in touch with some agressive side - I could imagine doing martial arts.

    So. I wonder has anyone here tried and alpha1-adrenergic agonist like modafinil or adrafinil? Do they feel like yohimbine?

    Also has anyone tried using yohimbine to stay awake? Would that work?

    Oh and here's some links

    http://www.modafinil.com/
    http://www.adrafinil. com/
    http://www.biopsychiatry.com/yohim.htm

    Rocky J Squirrel

  89. Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sleep is believed by most sleep experts I've heard of to do the all important long term memory storage. Here's an extremely oversimplified example. Lets say that your short term memory is like a buffer of some sort. It can hold quite a good deal. Every night during the times that you dream, your short term memory is unloaded into your longterm memory. Stronger memories probably go in first, so you are (probably) more likely to forget small details or things that you didn't consider important at the time if you don't get in enough REM. But what happens if you miss sleep? Eventually the buffer is going to fill up. Weaker short term memories will probably be "overwritten" first. It will become increasingly difficult to retain information, and the only way to fix this is to clear the buffer somehow (usually by sleeping, possibly with drugs). Getting more than eight hours of sleep will not help your memory, although getting less could affect it. As far as memory goes, you can't "make up" lost sleep, so getting 1 hour one two nights in a row and then 24 hours another would not help, although there are other parts of your biology that might thank you for it. You could theoretically get in "enough sleep" memory-wise if you were to get the same amount of complete REM cycles in one day as you would in eight hours of sleep, which might be possible with short naps or even some sort of REM inducing drug that drops you straight from consciousness to REM. Then again, maybe not. This has been a greatly oversimplified example of a theory. Add salt to taste.

  90. Sounds risky... by PrismaticBooger · · Score: 1

    Why play with risky new drugs when there are proven safe, effective, and more enjoyable ways of getting the same effect?

  91. Anacreon flashback by shrikel · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's ambrosia!! (Or am I the only one who has spent countless hours on Anacreon?) And we're making it on an Earth-like planet! Ain't science somethin'?

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  92. Of course it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it's offtopic. The topic is "Provigil". Goatse.cx is not about Provigil, ergo OFFTOPIC. QED.

    1. Re:Of course it's offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Than the ultimate parent, modded up +5, must also be offtopic. Goatse.cx has few places in a modern, civilized forum, but in this context I thought it was kinda Funny!

  93. Controlled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unfortunately modafinil (provigil) is already a
    "controlled" substance in the USA. FDA bastards. So you can't order it from those shady overseas mail-order places. Well I guess you could but if customs takes it, too bad. You have to actually go out and get some doctor to prescribe it for you.

  94. When are people going to get it? by thePredator · · Score: 0

    When are people going to understand that you cannot cheat the human body! You can't take a pill to make you loose weight, feel mentally alert, or make your muscles bigger without harming your body. Get a clue and improve your body, so everything else improves with it (alertness, muscles, attitude, etc). Some people will never get this.

  95. Stripper's Trilemma by cjsnell · · Score: 2


    I think you were alluding to the Stripper's Trilemma:

    Dance harder -> make more tips -> buy more coke -> dance harder -> etc

    :)

  96. I've been taking this for several years. by dmd · · Score: 1

    my writeup on Provigil from Everything2:

    Provigil, also known by its generic name of modafinil, is a wakefulness-promoting agent for the treatment of excessive daytime sleepiness. It is prescribed primarily for the treatment of EDS in persons with narcolepsy.

    For nearly fifty years, the only medications available to treat narcolepsy were high-abuse-potential, amphetamine-based drugs such as Dexedrine and Ritalin. Unlike traditional stimulants, Provigil does not mediate wakefulness by a dopaminergic mechanism; furthermore, it is (also unlike amphetamine/methylphenidate) highly selective to the anterior hypothalamus, a region of the brain believed to regulate normal wakefulness.

    Provigil improves one's ability to stay awake and participate in daily activities. In one study, its efficacy (measured using the Epworth Sleepiness Scale was documented at 20%, versus 7% placebo (p<0.001).

    It works.

    Throughout my life (since age seven), I've suffered fainting spells, depression, and even seizures, all of which had a hugely negative impact on both my grades and my social life - and which went undiagnosed until age twenty, when a correct diagnosis of narcolepsy brought medication and treatment. The medication has had a profoundly positive effect - I can concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time, can stay awake and alert for more than just an hour or two, can study and retain knowledge - all things that the disease had debilitating effects on for nearly all of my life. I do not feel it to be an exaggeration to say that much of my academic, social, and emotional life before Provigil was more representative of the disease than of my own personality and intellect.

  97. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent contains no content, mod parent "-1: Redundant".

  98. Isn't Ginko Biloba a Star Wars Bounty Hunter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But seriously folks, I fully expect the Bush administration to ban this drug as they do anything that raises "ethical issues" (ie, there is nothing in the bible about it.) For reference, see "cloning".

  99. Provigil == modafinil (which is not new) by Non-Prophet · · Score: 1

    Modafinil has been prescribed in France for probably 20 years. It may not be fully understood, but it is one of the few drugs that have a very low incidence of side effects.

    One of the most interesting applications for the drug has been explored by US and Canadian military. Their research showed that a person can maintain 95% of their otherwise normal alertness without any sleep while taking modafinil. The test lasted a week, but the subjects indicated that they could have gone on much longer. I would suspect that modafinil has has found its way into quite a few contingency plans by now, since an army that doesn't need to sleep can be quite a foe.

    And for the people that might reply to this to say that sleep is so needed, I would like to point out that there are people that are born without the need for sleep. They lead normal lives, except some have two jobs.

    1. Re:Provigil == modafinil (which is not new) by NeonBuddah · · Score: 1

      Adrafinil is the older drug, which I've tried. Modafinil was not available to me at the time or I would have taken it instead. Modafinil has been available for several years...but certainly not 20. Modafinil is a newer form of the drug which I am told has even fewer side effects and does not require liver enzyme testing to detect a possibly lethal reaction by about 1% of the population.

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  100. narcolepsy by nothng · · Score: 1

    It's actually being used to treat people with narcolepsy. Problem is it tends to keep certain people 36 hours at a time on the smallest dosage. I don't think I'd want to take this as a caffine replacement.

  101. fen-fen was never approved by Veramocor · · Score: 1

    Fen-fen is a mixture of two drugs approved for separate uses. When combined they were found to help you loose weight. Unfortunaely it also tourched your heart

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  102. Sure this really . . . by High+Jumbllama · · Score: 1
    Provigil was developed in France in the 1970s. Although no one is sure how it works, animal studies show that the medication--unlike other drugs that induce wakefulness--doesn't seem to dramatically increase levels of dopamine, a neurotransmitter associated with arousal and alertness.


    Sure this really sounds safe. They don't even know how it works.
  103. Blatant PR Crap by mrcparker · · Score: 1

    This is such obvious PR crap from some firm, most likely cut-and-pasted from a press-release made to look like a news article. Medical companies put out press releases like this all of the time and shoot them to news organizations hoping that they will be published as 'news'.

    Don't believe the hype until the drug actually hits the market.

    1. Re:Blatant PR Crap by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      This market?
      http://www.smart-drugs.net/index.html

      It's under the trade name Modafinil.

  104. Physiological Issues of all manner by benthesinister · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but there is really no totally healthy way to avoid sleep. As a debater, I frequently take caffiene pills in order to wake up, get frenetic for a round, or just plain avoid falling asleep. As any true slashdotter knows, huge amounts of caffiene take their toll. Dehydration would be one. Another is the crash you experience, and sometimes, the generally shitty feeling that you get when you have a lot of caffiene in your system. Provigil may not come with those side effects, but it is simply not possible for there to be no side effects. If the chemical was not intended to be in your body, then it will have some unseemly effect. Hell, most of the chemicals that ARE meant to be in your body still carry side effects of some kind. As nobody knows exactly what the side effects are, I would discourage you all from taking this product. Remember, they sell all kinds of shit as medication. It was not long ago that Bayer advertised Heroine and Aspirin in the same product ads. Maybe if they do a study a couple of years from now, you can rest assured and try a couple of them. Perhaps you can even try a couple now. But habitual use of a product which nobody understands is generally not a cool thing, the notable exception being Aspirin (nobody understands why it does anything at all in the body, yet it continues to show more and more beneficial results). I'll pass on the Provigil, thanks. NoDoz for me.

  105. Sleep is sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sleep is a disease; a chronic dehabilitating disease that is 100% epidemic. The sooner a cure is found, the better off everyone will be.

  106. I wonder what you'd get... by Polo · · Score: 2

    So what if you made a combo pill of provigil and viagra? ;)

    1. Re:I wonder what you'd get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nightmare...

      i think that's the last combo i need

    2. Re:I wonder what you'd get... by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 1

      A funfilled ride to the cardiac ward. Or in my case a really sore arm.

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  107. I hear it comes in a suppository.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knock yourself out.

  108. perhaps ... by montster2k · · Score: 1

    i could combine provigil with focusyn

  109. Some sutff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is a link to a very good page on Provigil (Modafinil), the is aimed more towards professionals. It goes over it's effect on serotonin levels, dopamine release, how it effects the CNS, etc...

  110. Sleeping at night may not be normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In response to the people who assume 4-5 hours a night is "fundamental" or "core":

    20,000 years ago, there was no agriculture, and no real value to being completley awake during sunlight hours.

    Humans used to almost be scavengers, and our bodies are adapted very well to taking little naps during the day. Staying awake for one long period is less efficient than taking little naps. Just ask any marine.

  111. According to the Pocket PDR by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    It is a stimulant, although it was described to me by a doctor as not being one.

    Nevertheless, it is listed a class IV controlled substance, not as bad a Ritalin, but it is supposedly addictive.

    However, it does work as advertised.

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    1. Re:According to the Pocket PDR by brentkrupp · · Score: 1

      The PDR is USELESS as a drug reference. It just tells you what is in the package insert from the manufacturer, i.e. not very much. It's the stuff the FDA bureaucrats require them to list for legal reasons, but is quite often of no use at all for deciding what the drug does.

      "Stimulant" is a vague term. In the sense that it acts to stimulate, sure, it's a stimulant, but it is not a stimulant in a pharmacological sense, i.e. it does not act like classic stimulants (e.g. amphetamine) do.

      Also, a "class IV controlled substance" is a LEGAL category from the DEA -- it has nothing to do with the actual biological effect of the drug.

      I'm no expert on the drug, but I am an MD, FWIW.

    2. Re:According to the Pocket PDR by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      I never implied that class IV == addictive and since the info in the PDR tends to be pretty minimal, I don't take it as gospel, I was just relaying what I read.

      Nevertheless, thanks for the info.

      Any chance this stuff will go OTC any time soon?

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  112. Re:Aspirin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I seem to recall that scientists aren't exactly sure how aspirin works either. I have no problem using it, and I also don't see a reason people can't just go the hell to bed when they are tired.

    You haven't done much shift work, have you? You don't just "go the hell to bed" at 2am when it's your job to be awake, like the 911 call handler in the article you didn't read.

  113. caffine pills? by (startx) · · Score: 1

    I've been buying penguin caffine mints from thinkgeek for like a year now. it's helped me *slightly* cut back on my dew addiction.

  114. Provigil is a drug that helps MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been taking Provigil for more than one year to help with Multiple-Sclerosis fatigue.

    It somewhat helps. The body gets used to the drug and I have get a break of it now and then so that when I start again its effects are renewed.

    Just be happy to be healthy and don't mess with that kinbd of stuff if you don't need to.

  115. Am I the only person here... by djocyko · · Score: 2

    that wished he had more time to just sleep?

    or is that one of those things you're not supposed to thnk about...

    1. Re:Am I the only person here... by realdpk · · Score: 2

      I hear ya - plus, I wish I was able to have better sleep. Unfortunately pager duty means I have to get woken up at all hours several times a night in some cases.

      And no, I'm not find another job - there aren't many out there in my field (and region), and other careers wouldn't pay as well (entry level).

  116. Helloooooo 2-Day Work Week! by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    All I need to do is find a doctor to prescribe Provigil to me, and an employer with flex hours. I'll work Tuesday and Wednesday straight, and take the rest of the week off.

    DAMMIT, WHERE WAS THIS STUFF IN 1999?????

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  117. Immortality Pill! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
    Since studies have shown that people who sleep less live longer, I propose that taking this pill and never sleeping again is the key to immortality!

    Alex Chiu, eat yer heart out.

    BTW: Who wants to try it first?

  118. Oh, sweet ignorance by dswensen · · Score: 2

    Wha... the... Starbuck's owns Tazo...?

    *stumbles off weeping quietly*

    1. Re:Oh, sweet ignorance by invenustus · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's EXACTLY how it works. Looking at my box of Tazo Chai (mmmmmmm.....) they have a corporate address in Portland Oregon. Starbucks is listed on their "Contact Us" page as being in Seattle, Washington. Granted, they're kinda close, but I'm pretty sure the relationship is more of a partnership - Starbucks gets to sell great tea, Tazo gets probably the best hot beverage distributor out there.

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    2. Re:Oh, sweet ignorance by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Did I say Starbucks own's Tazo? No, but they are a distributor for them. Starbucks has a variety of tea, and I was specifying the Tazo brand.

      Sweet ignorance? I'm thinking you just don't parse english well.

      --
      Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
    3. Re:Oh, sweet ignorance by alangmead · · Score: 1
      Tazo is available outside of Starbucks stores. I've seen them at Bread & Circus and at Trader Joe's

      That doesn't mean that there is no corporate connection to Starbucks, (I don't know one way or another) but at least the Starbucks coffeehouses aren't the only retail establishments to by the tea from.

  119. If I take a handful of these... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    do I need to buy extra fans to attach to my head, to counter the extra heat that'll be generated from overclocking my brain?

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  120. If it's that important to you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then why don't you just use amphetamine.

    It's what you'll get in the military over here for hanging on the 24 hours before NATO comes to rescue.

    Pepper power!

  121. Two words: BEE POLLEN by phreakmonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Keeps you wired for hours.. that is, unless you're allergic to bees, in which case it can probably kill you.

    You can find it at most herbal stores, and some drug stores.

  122. re: i need cocaine by 16977 · · Score: 1

    Why is this such a boon for Silicon Valley? Imagine what would happen if companies were allowed to use the drug indiscriminately. If the drug performs as expected, it will increase performance. But then after all the competing companies adopt it, managers will push their employees to work even longer hours and push the limits of what Provigil can do. If you can stay awake 6 extra hours unmedicated, why not use pills and still stay awake 6 extra hours? This isn't going to revolutionize the IT or trucking industry; once again, only the early adopters benefit.

  123. Best quote from the article by caryw · · Score: 1

    "Symptoms can include insomnia, headaches and an all-around blah feeling."

    HAHAHAHAHA! BLAH FEELING! I'M ON 6 NODOZ AND I FEEL GREAT! SCREW CAFFEINE IMMITATIONS.

    sorry.

    - Cary

  124. Be True to Your Circadian Rhythms by benthesinister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is important to remember that Leonardo Da Vinci was a truly strange guy. Interestingly enough, many of the most creative people of all time had unusual sleep habits. Einstein slept up to 14 hours a day. Edison would stay awake for over two days at a time, only to crash and sleep so long that he had to find a newspaper to learn what day it was. Euler was nocturnal. Seeing this, it is probably also important that we strive to live in accordance with out own sleep patterns, rather than try to defy your body with drugs. I personally have Type II Circadian Rhythm sleep disorder, which means basically that I'm nocturnal. As much as possible, I build my schedule to be night-oriented. Not so easy while school is around, but when school isn't a factor, you will see me awake until dawn and asleep until near dusk. When I am obeying what my body is telling me to do, I am happier, healthier, and smarter. Pass on the Provigil and instead take a chance to try out sleeping when your body tells you to.

    1. Re:Be True to Your Circadian Rhythms by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that those of us whose art leans us towards excentrictity should try this out? :) Just joking. I am thinking of trying an altered sleep cycle, and I am a musician (among other things). I am hoping that it will benefit my arts, instead of negatively affecting them. I plan as well to document and chart my sleep habits (time to write a CGI prog to input my sleep, and eating habits and chart them).

      Tibbon

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    2. Re:Be True to Your Circadian Rhythms by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Interesting - absent work and other outside influences, I also gravitate toward being nocturnal. And it's _HARD_ for me to get up in the morning after 8 hours, whereas if I go to sleep around 4 am and sleep till 10, I'm refreshed and alert. I had no idea this was actually studied and classified - do you have any links where I can find out more about this sort of thing?

    3. Re:Be True to Your Circadian Rhythms by reflexreaction · · Score: 1

      There are several important factors in determining your circadian rythym but by far the most important is sunlight. Diurnal animals are postively influenced by sunlight, meaning during the daytime you are more likely to be awake. Rats on the other hand are negatively influenced by daylight and are nocturnal, however the same mechanism is in effect, the superchiasmatic nucleus (directly behind and below your eyes). This is one possible explanation, your are not influenced by sunlight like a majority of the population.

      Another possibility is that you have a lengthened circadian rythym. In an enviroment without time cues, (no clocks, time specific television shows) our circadian rythym extends to about 24.5 hours. It is the sunlight that corrects the clock on a daily basis. People that have a lenghtend circadian rythym find it harder to wake up in the morning, no matter the time or amount slept because you still feel that the day should be longer (more like 27 hours), waking up later and going to bed later (night owl). People with shortened circadian rythyms "think" that the day is shorter and go to bed earlier and wake up earlier in the morning. Classic morning person.

      This of course is overgeneralized information and may not even apply to you at all. Who knows maybe you just have something for the numbers 4 and 10.

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  125. Non est by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goatse.cx might not be about Provigil but the grandparent masterfully demonstrated how Provigil is all about goatse.cx with which most people would happily agree with, don't you think?

  126. Testing? by ELCarlsson · · Score: 1

    I'm in the military and I can see it now. Giving us the pills for testing and having us work days at a time. They pay us 24/7, they might as well make us work it too. Maybe this pill is a bad idea. Or not. I'll be able to spend more time reading /. at work. Oh God please make the pill go away

  127. This sounds like legal Meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see a brain scan of someone that
    has stayed awake for 40 hrs using this new drug,
    and someone in those anti-Meth ads, showing the decreased brain activity / damage. See how they're different.

    Sleep is needed to regenerate your brains chemical balance. Without it, the balance is not renewed, and psychosis (mild or not) occurs. Over time the effects are more pronounced.

    I'm really skeptical this product has found a way to cheat sleep over time. It probably works fine for a weekend.

  128. Sleep and Dreams... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would advise against using this if you want your memory to function. It's still probably just a theory, but I still remember hearing the most probable explanation for the brain's need to sleep that I've ever heard. Basically, the theory goes that when you enter deep sleep (i.e. non-REM sleep) your brain is literally wiring new connections: shifting memories to long term storage, connections are reinforced with more connections, etc. Your brain then goes in to REM sleep to test those connections, which is why REM sleep seems pretty random, but is often related to what's going on in your life.

    Some evidence for this: there is a specific type of autism (I can't remember the name) that baffled researchers until they started monitoring the EEG's at night. The researchers found out that the people with this type of autism were literally going in to seizures at night, at least they were experiencing the "electrical storm" in their brains that characterize a seizure. The researchers put the patients on anti-epilepsy medication, and it cleared up the symptoms right away. As the theory goes, the brain was using all of it's connections every night, preventing unused/unneeded connections from atrophying. So the patient was literally unable to forget anything, but also didn't have any more room for more connections.

    The moral of the story (considering that only a fool wouldn't realize that these pills won't be more abused than Viagra)? Don't use/abuse these pills if you want to be able to remember/learn anything long-term.

    BlackGriffen

  129. Hallusinations (sp?) by pangur · · Score: 1

    When I stayed up three days straight to try to cram an entire semester's worth of material into my brain, I attended my science class.

    The professor wrote a word on the board. I forget which word, but it had a 'w' and an 'l' in it.

    I was so out of it, I saw a fork and a knife on the board, layed out like a table setting. I reached out slowly to grab the fork and knife, but then I felt an immeasureable sadness come over me: there was no spoon.

    I snapped out of it to see the woman behind me saying, "What the hell are you doing", since my hands were reching out towards the blackboard.

    I slept for eighteen hours after that.

    1. Re:Hallusinations (sp?) by BJH · · Score: 1

      That's some crazy shit...

      When I was teaching, I'd find that the carpet would start to crawl - literally moving backwards and forwards - and then I'd wake up and realize that my students had been watching me sleep for the last ten seconds.

    2. Re:Hallusinations (sp?) by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      "carpet would start to crawl - literally moving backwards and forwards"

      Same here...happens to walls and ceilings also etc. You can sometimes fool your mind into doing it when you are not sleepy...or perhaps you've had to have this experience first, dunno.

      When I get really tired I start thinking I see spiders scurry and flies whiz past, when in fact its just a dot or shadow or something.

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    3. Re:Hallusinations (sp?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get those moving things too. I always thought the flowing visuals were just triggered memories from my earlier days in college.... well lets not go there..

      Anyway, the things moving in the edge of my vision are a big sleep dep thing for me. They are very distracting when trying to drive, especially at night in deer country, makes you paranoid.

    4. Re:Hallusinations (sp?) by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Often when I find myself napping outside the bed I have dream images that are the exact same image I would be seeing if my eyes were open. So say my head is in my arms on a desk, I will see my arms and the desk in my dream...

      Sometimes it happens when I'm still mostly awake and I know my eyes are closed but I'm still seeing. It is really weird...

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  130. Altering Work Schedules by Hallow · · Score: 1

    What I like about this sort of thing is the idea that you could work 40hrs straight (with a few breaks), sleep for 8-12hrs, and then you'd have Wed-Sun (or some other 5 day period) off every week. That would just kick arse. Super "alternative work week".

  131. Caveat Tweakor by hiendohar · · Score: 1

    Another reason to reconsider all-night cramming (with or without pharmacological assistance) is the possible role of sleep in memory consolidation.

  132. Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by gdyas · · Score: 1

    Caveat emptor, YMMV, illegal drugs are bad, etc etc etc, BUT...

    We don't need any high-tech solution here, when there's been the Trucker's Friend, good old speed(tm), around for years, keeping losers who haven't cracked the book awake & alert the entire week before finals for decades.

    I mean, really. Your favorite pot connection can usually hook you up with some speed on a same-day basis, if he's not carrying some with him normally, which he usually is. You'd be surprised how much potheads use speed to cram after baking themselves for the first 3/4 of the semester. Like pot, it's not known to be physically addictive, it's effective, not bad for you when used sparingly, and usually not too expensive.

    Don't tell me none of you 133t programmers out there haven't done it at least once to get through a tough project.

    --

    The only tool you've got against psychosis is experience.

    1. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the fact that it eventually turns you into a paranoid psychotic and makes your teeth fall out...

    2. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, that's a plus! Who wants a paranoid psycho to be able to bite them?

      --
      Carpe Deez
    3. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speed is physically addictive. It fucks your heart up. Many people end up injecting it. You never know what you're getting. You're paying people (dealers) you'd rather not have to be in the same universe with.

      I have made it through many tough projects without using illegal drugs.

      I know loads of people are now going to slap me down, disagree and generally piss all over me, but I don't want anyone to risk using speed after reading your post.

      graspee

    4. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      It's kind of ironic that most of the negative aspects of illegal drugs are caused by their criminalization to begin with.

    5. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I believe speed was used in the early space program? Its quite benign in small doses, similar to coffee except without jitteriness. However at typical recreational doses it affects the mind too much for any productive work; ie you will be jumping around going woohoooo!!!! too much....

    6. Re:Whatever happened to good old SPEED? by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      Not as a comment on your warnings about speed (I'm sure they're all valid), but why do I get the feeling, after reading the replies on this article, that half the Slashdot readers have a hardcopy Physicians' Desk Reference (PDR) on their bookshelves? ;)

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  133. Fantastic! by brooks_talley · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's also still in testing so it'll probably make you grow horns or something

    So I can get more work done in a day, and grow horns? I want in on the clinical trial!

    Cheers
    -b

    Girlfriend sez: "In your case, it would just make the ones you already have visible."

    1. Re:Fantastic! by namespan · · Score: 2

      it'll probably make you grow horns or something

      Or you could become a Mormon, like me.... : )

      --
      Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
  134. Holy Manna!! by Noexit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an individual who suffers from both chronic depression and insomnia, something like this would be gold to me. Rather than taking drugs that try to force my body and brain to sleep, this would allow me to take better advantage of the hours that I spend awake. Instead of working at 4 in the morning because I can't sleep and piling up errors, I could work at 4 in the morning because I can't sleep and keep everything accurate and precise.

    --

    Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo

    1. Re:Holy Manna!! by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      As an individual who suffers from both chronic depression and insomnia,

      if you suffer from depression, try changing your circumstances. my experience has been that people are pretty good at natural adaptation, if they are depressed, it's usually because the environment has thrown them off.

      this could be physical, social, financial...whatever.

      you say you are "chronically" depressed, but i don't necessarily buy that. doctors et. al. have a pretty strong interest in getting you to believe that, because then they can pump you full of drugs. it's pretty rare that somebody is "fucked up" right out of the womb.

      try listening to yourself. it usually works, as far as society allows anyway. try taking the premise that there is nothing wrong with you, and only believe otherwise if the evidence mounts.

      modern society is pretty fucked up, you could be more normal than you think and not even know it. you are insomniac...maybe because you are terrified of failing exams? try taking things less seriously. mom and pop and doc don't know best, they are from a different era, they hurt themselves more to achieve less than we do.

  135. Remember ASPIRIN! No one knew how it worked!!! by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 2


    Well, you probably won't remember, but your great-grandparents might have gone through this. When aspirin was first commercially used in the 1870's, no one knew how it worked. It sure was nice that it did work thought, even if an occasional upset stomach occured. It wasn't until the 1970's that it's relation to prostaglandin was discovered. Read this link for more info.

  136. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was diagnosed narceleptic a while ago, and they started me on 200mg of this a day. Did squat. Absolutly nothing (for me). Since then, I've moved up to Dexedrine 20mg twice a day (oh? dont know what it is? enjoy 30 minutes of searching, and then 3 days trying to find a way to get some... ^_^). Went from sleeping roughly 15 hours a day (in two seperate blocks) to arround 8. I was drinking the equivilent of 2 cups of coffee at every meal and snack, and sleeping 15 hours (just to put things into perspective).

    While I thought the stuff just didnt effect my form of the big N (there are different forms, such as cataplexy, ESD, and others), it evidently didnt target my body in the way that the doc was hoping for. Granted, I've seen it work on others, but it doesnt always work. Even medical journals start of an analysis with "The mechinism which Modafenil targets is still unknown at this time" and then leads into what little is known about the substance. What is known is that the addiction potential is 100 times less then Dexedrine, and *by my estimates* atleast 50 times less then Methylphenidate. Which is why MDs start with that and not the stronger stuff. Reason being isnt physical addiction, but psychological addiction in relationship to the euphoria present while under the influence.

    On a personal note, I love Dexies ^_^ although even a mentally retarded monkey could tell you that I'm addicted to them.

    g.page

  137. CFIDS: Yeah, I know about it. by MsGeek · · Score: 2
    I do not know if this is being tested as a treatment for Chronic Fatigue Syndrome or not, but people who suffer from that can sleep up to 20 hours and still feel wiped out.

    I can relate. I had CFIDS (Chronic Fatigue Immune Dysfunction Syndrome) and still suffer some aftereffects from it.

    During the acute phase of the illness, I definitely experienced what you are talking about. I got lucky...I have not had an acute period since 1994. However, I still have residual effects which include a permanently impaired stamina, and problems with transferring data from short term to long term memory. I also have the annoying habit of occasionally losing consciousness for a few seconds at a time. I call it a "brown out." Some people call it "brain fog."

    Anyway, what I'm really saying is...lemme at this stuff! I can definitely use it. If it won't affect blood pressure, I want it.

    --
    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
  138. Huh? What ethical questions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly how does this raise "ethical questions"? If scientists figure out how to safely biologically counter the human body's need for sleep, WHO EXACTLY GETS HARMED?

    I fail to see where the "ethical" part falls into this. Unless by "ethical" you meant, "is unnatural" and/or "isn't what God intended". <sarcasm>Oooh, *now* I see...</sarcasm>

    Whether or not something is "natural" or "unnatural" has NOTHING to do with whether or not it is ethically good or bad. If its useful to people, and doesn't harm anyone, I don't care how "unnatural" it is, you cannot make an argument against it on 'ethics' or 'morals'. Cloning (as an example) *does* raise ethical questions, but NOT because cloning is unnatural.

  139. Sleep deprivation is -bad- by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

    As I know very well from 7-days-on-5-hours-sleep binges during college, staying awake for long periods, even if you feel alert, eventually catches up to you. And as someone suffering from a sleep disorder currently, I know that going long periods without much sleep can be very bad. What makes me worry about this drug is that it may work too well. After a week of sleep deprivation, no amount of coffee will keep you from feeling sleepy. You will fall asleep after a point. But if you can pop this pill and not feel sleepy, you may stay up far past what your body can take.

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    The enemies of Democracy are
  140. Re:I've NOT used it, BUT by RobPiano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My best friend uses it now.

    She's narcoleptic and after the second time she drove her car into a ditch she finally got tested and they put her on Provigil.

    This drug has literally been a life saver! (for everyone else on the road).

    It is really a nice drug with a low occurance of side effects. Its not like she is suddenly restless, but rather she doesn't fall asleep so unexpectedly.

    The only negative things she has to say about it is that because it is metabolized by the liver, you really shouldn't drink alcohol while on it. This is kinda a bummer at parties.

    Word,
    Rob

  141. keep clinging to that by wscooper · · Score: 1

    if a drug was discoverd tomorrow that got you high for 1 hour, had no side effects and made you glow neon orange so every cop could know you were on it, it would still be illegal in the u.s. if it were fun.

    but keep thinking it's ok to keep everything fun illegal b/c of this possible situation where some drug crazed lunatic falls alseep behind the wheel and broadsides a school bus.

    1. Re:keep clinging to that by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 3, Funny

      " if a drug was discoverd tomorrow that got you high for 1 hour, had no side effects and made you glow neon orange so every cop could know you were on it, it would still be illegal in the u.s. if it were fun."

      Fuck the drug effect, I wanna glow neon orange! Bzzzzzz! Think how cool I would look, and how the chix (tm) would be impressed with my glowing goodness.

      glowing graspee

  142. Johnny Hit And Run Pauline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This brings to mind "Johnny Hit And Run Pauline" on the first X album "Los Angeles." Too bad the lyric sites are all gone now because I don't want to post it wrong. Just get the album and listen to it. http://www.half.com/ is a good place to start for RIAA conscientious objectors.

    1. Re:Johnny Hit And Run Pauline... by Inthewire · · Score: 1
      This took about a half hour of googling, but here are the lyrics (courtesy of www.songmeanings.net)
      he bought a sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine drug
      he got 24 hours to shoot all paulenes
      between the legs
      he'll throw 96 tears thru 24 hours
      sexed once every hour
      johny hit and run paulene
      l.a. bus doors open
      kicking both doors open
      when it rested on 6th street
      that's when he drug a girl inside
      he was spreading her legs and didn't understand dying
      she was still awake
      johny hit and run paulene
      when he was waking up beside the bed he found clumps of hair
      the last paulene wouldn't cooperate
      she wasn't what you'd call living really
      but she was still awake
      johny hit and run paulene
      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  143. How long you sleep. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    How long you will sleep after being awake for 36 hours is not a constant, but what is a constant is that, over time, you average 8 hours a day, period, without variation. IF you miss some, you will make it up, over the next few days, or even weeks.

    Track your sleep for a year, and just see what happens. Don't forget to count nodding off at the desk and sleeping on the bus.

  144. Re:Intelectual exertion vs physical excertion by johann6 · · Score: 1

    I totally understand giving up on sleep and how maybe a pill can let you code longer with no sleep or something else in the same vain.

    I'm quite curious how going without long periods of sleep would work on a marathon runner or weightlifter/body builder.

    Its not so much mental alertness these people need but muscle recovery time.
    Would this pill help these kinds of people give up on sleep or is this a drug only for the more sedentary types of people?

    --
    "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller
  145. Re:It won't replace coffee. (offtopic) by slickwillie · · Score: 2

    Intellectual Property: Something the average MCSE doesn't have between his ears.

    I saw a book in Borders the other days with the title Windows XP for Dummies, and I thought "It sure is".

  146. Yeah. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    AND brain damage and/or 'pill' addiction.

    Coffee has been around for ever. We know the positive/negative effects. It is trust worthy.

    In the current corporate/government lobbyist environment I wouldn't touch ANYTHING even vaguely pill shaped which is designed to improve my 'worker drone efficiency'.

    Will it also turn me into a slobbering 'yes sir' zombie?

    Call me paranoid, but they can take that pill and shove it!


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Yeah. . . by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1
      Call me paranoid, but they can take that pill and shove it!

      That would require it to be a suppository. And really, would you consent to that?

    2. Re:Yeah. . . by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Call me paranoid, but they can take that pill and shove it!

      If suppositories are the only way of administering it to you, then I'm sure they'll be telling you to bend over any time now. :)

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    3. Re:Yeah. . . by lw54 · · Score: 1

      I would like to rent your sig space for a month. Will you be participating in the slashdot blackout?

    4. Re:Yeah. . . by Dot+Com+Drew · · Score: 1
      "Call me paranoid, but they can take that pill and shove it!"

      Comming soon: Provigil in suppository form!

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      This .sig is .false
    5. Re:Yeah. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was given samples of Provigil for ADD. Took it for about 10 days and didn't notice any real difference. A little more alert, but nothing significant. However, about 8 days into it I started to have some strange side-effects (bad muscle tension, wringing my hands constantly, pacing around, some sick and twisted dreams, along with a wicked urge to slam myself into the wall and other things). Needless to say I quit taking them and the doctor switched me to some good old reliable amphetamines.

      Bottom line - with any drug that effects the central nervous system, your mileage will vary. I'm sure it works great for some people, but not for me...

    6. Re:Yeah. . . by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Is that American dollars? And no, if I'm happy to sell my sig space, I'll happily trade any scruples I may have. :)

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    7. Re:Yeah. . . by lw54 · · Score: 1
      Yes, we'll pay US dollars. :-)

      I'm not really thrilled at posting an email address on another website, so please use the link in my sig and get our contact info from our website. Thanks.

    8. Re:Yeah. . . by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Testing the new .sig... on my screen it gets the [tiernetworking.com] box after it, the URL being filtered by Slashcode.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
  147. How long till...... by Kasmiur · · Score: 1

    Someone uses this to play everquest to stay up for weeks without sleep die? then thier parent sue the drug manfacturer for killing her son.

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  148. Not the first chemical of this nature by machinegestalt · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is another which has similar effects, called 4-methylaminorex (dl-cis-2-amino-4-methyl-5-phenyl-2-oxazoline) which effects most specifically the the norepinephrine and acetylcholine receptors in the brain, with comparitively minimal/nonexistant effect at the dopamine receptors unlike most standard stimulants.

    Unfortunately this chemical has a rather long active duration when taken by oral administration (which, besides it's potential for abuse, is probably the main reason this chemical has not seen commercial use), however it VERY effective at reducing the effects of sleep deprivation without the anxiety and psychotic effects usually attributed to methamphetamines and other stimulants which are highly active on the dopamine system.

    As for the previously mentioned Uberman sleep schedule, I can see it being effective at producing mental altertness with a minimum of sleep, however I would suspect that it would have an effect on the recuperative capabilities of your body in addition to reducing the immune system. As a weightlifter I've found that additional sleep beyond the eight hours I usually require is very helpful in speeding recovery.

    Machine Gestalt

  149. insanity from sleep dep. by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

    That's how I met the girl I'm with now, we stayed awake for three days together to get loopy, we ended up saying too much to each other, and now we're all over each other. hooray for sleep-dep!

    --
    "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
  150. Sleepiness by Tyreth · · Score: 1

    I am sleepy constantly. Doesn't matter how much or how little I sleep the night before, I will never feel fully awake. I have learned to live with this and can still do everything normal.

    Caffeine also seems to make me sleepy.

    I'm not sure that I'd want to start taking a pill that gets rid of it. I hate being depenand on anything.

    1. Re:Sleepiness by EllF · · Score: 2

      Have you tried exercising briskly every day? A regimine that hurts - I personally do 3 sets of 50 crunches, 25 diamond pushups, 25 regular pushups, 25 curls (at 25lbs.), and 25 hammer curls - but doesn't leave you unable to move could do wonders for you energy level.

      Another thing to look at is diet; incorporating more greens and less fat into your food intake (especially at lunch) can have serious and positive effects on how alert you feel during the day.

      Finally, are you sleeping a consistent 8 hours every night? Variances in how much sleep you get is apt to make you feel fuzzy; more than 8 hours invited sluggishness. A solid schedule, combined with good exercise and a healthy diet, could eliminate that "constantly sleepy" feeling.

      --
      We who were living are now dying
      With a little patience
    2. Re:Sleepiness by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your reply

      I excercise heavily one night a week, other than that nothing much really.

      I have discovered a few things that make me feel better or worse. It's not necessarily related to how much sleep I get, but instead when I sleep. Example, if I sleep in past 9-10am, then I start to dream very vividly. This is true whether I went to bed at 1am or 5am, the more vivid dreaming starts at the same time of day.

      I find I am most alert from (generally) 7am-11am, and 11pm-3am. Sleeping inside those tmes I find more difficult and less restful. If I feel sleepy, and have a snooze in the afternoon 3pm-7pm roughly, then I feel really refreshed.

      As for diet, not good, but I've been looking at it more closely, trying to improve it. My diet I'd say is better than the average population, but still not good.

  151. I have a prescription by porp · · Score: 1

    I have chronic fatigue syndrome and excessive daytime sleepiness. It's hard for me to stay awake, function, and concentrate on basic activities throughout the day. My doctor understands that I am a working college student who needs to lead a "normal" life and has prescribed me several different stimulants over the past year. I've tried them all, and in February he put me on Provigil.

    The drug is just plain weird. It doesn't feel like other stimulants, and it was unable to keep me as alert and active as ritalin and adderall are able to do. Although I have found that if I take around 400+mg of it, the stuff works pretty well. But keep in mind that I'm not a normal, functioning person--a smaller dose would probably work extremely well for most people.

    However, I do not take the drug very often anymore because of the price. Unless you are diagnosed with Narcolepsy, it's extremely difficult to get your insurance company to co-pay for Provigil. And at $5 a pop, they're way too expensive to pay for otherwise.

    Anyway, Provigil is promising. There are just some days when a person cannot get the recommended amount of sleep. The side-effects do exist. (I never felt normal while on the drug.) Do a search on google for yourself and read some message boards. Provigil isn't the greatest drug for everyone, and I'll doubt we'll see the day when every truck driver is popping modafinil pills.

    porp

    BTW, no drug can beat a good night's sleep.

  152. Yikes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as this kind of cheat on Nature doesn't become commonplace, we're fine. Otherwise, I foresee a time when your employer will say, "You don't need sleep. Keep working." And he/she just might be right...

  153. Unmentioned Side Effects! by darkstar2a · · Score: 3, Informative
    Other than headaches (50%) and Nausea (13%), there are some issues here.

    Provigal affects Birth Control!

    Patients should be advised to notify their physician if they become pregnant or intend to become pregnant during therapy. Patients should be cautioned regarding the potential increased risk of pregnancy when using steroidal contraceptives (including depot or implantable contraceptives) with PROVIGIL tablets and for one month after discontinuation of therapy
    I found a few references to possible birth defects as well, however not seriously sightable statements. Even the official website states that dosage during pregnancy should seriously consider the benefits to outweigh the risks.

    The strangest issue is that for a drug that has been around since the 70's there is very little data about interaction with other drugs and they just recommend you don't use alot of different types. Brings up something I remember hearing about a company in the past that found negative results and decided that they just "hadn't performed those tests". Who knows.

    Buyer Beware.

    I'm male though, so where do I order my emergency supply! :)

    Garth/Darkstar

    1. Re:Unmentioned Side Effects! by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Well, there weren't *too* many flipper babies...

      (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

      --
      Whoever stated that signature sizes should be limited to one hundred and twenty characters can just go ahead and kiss my
  154. Lembas by wdr1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Provigil, whose name is shorthand for "promotes vigilance."

    *sigh*

    Lembas would have been such a better name.

    -Bill

    --
    SlashSig Karma: Excellent (mostly affected by moderatio
    1. Re:Lembas by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 1
      ...Provigil, whose name is shorthand for "promotes vigilance."

      *sigh*

      Lembas would have been such a better name.


      ...Lembas, whose name is shorthand for "lemme bash the next person who comes up with a gratuitous Tolkien reference!"

      :)
  155. Fiction by phriedom · · Score: 1

    Why do people here so often cite FICTION when making a case for why something should not be done?

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    Don't moderate flamebait as Troll. Know the difference or you will be Meta-moderated.
  156. Oh yeah ... this sounds healthy... by telstar · · Score: 2

    Every night before leaving for work, Jaegers takes two small tablets--she calls them "magic pills."

  157. I understand it, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...my teachers sure don't. FYI, I'm a CS undergrad. Quite frankly, my life is already hideously hectic enough. Sleep is all well and good, BUT it's just plain unfesable sometimes.

  158. Interesting but not revolutionary by suitcase · · Score: 1

    I have taken this drug, albeit an analog called Adrafinil. It has a mild and sustained uplifting feeling that, mixed with the right mindset, can produce intense creative concentration. I have heard people using it as a treatment for depression and as a cognitive enhancer, but I have a feeling a lot of the effects are in the user's expectations.

    Check groups.google.com for some good anecdotal information on these 'nootropic' mental enhancers.

  159. thinkgeek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how long before thinkgeek gets a hold of this and starts an agressive marketing strategy?

  160. Exercise is making a huge difference for me by mikosullivan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had a problem with getting sleep during the day for years. It has nothing to with how interested in my projects I am or how much sleep I get: I would always get sleepy right at 10 am and about 2pm. Lately I've taken to walking to work each morning (about five miles) and it's made a huge difference. It took me a week to realize that most of my sleepiness problems had disappeared. Now, a month later, there's no mistaking the difference: if I walk to work I feel alert. If I don't, I get sleepy. I usually hate exercise but I enjoy the walk.

    --
    Miko O'Sullivan
    1. Re:Exercise is making a huge difference for me by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 1
      I'm sure that exercise has it's place, but some people take it too far. I will never understand runners/joggers. Whenever someone tries to tell me how running is so great and good for you, I have a two-word reply....."Jim Fix."

      Weight-lifting is another one that I just don't get. I mean, the reason that I went to college was so I wouldn't have to pick up heavy things anymore, let alone do it for free or even pay to pick up heavy things at a gym.

      No pain......no pain!

  161. TV jingle: "Provigil Adds Life!" by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 1

    ...A marketroid's wet dream of a slogan. Knocks the old "Coke Adds Life" ad campaign into the trashbin of history. Because if this stuff really works, then it's not just a stupid slogan, it's a fact!
    Think about it: Sleep devours on average a third of everybody's life. If you survive till ninety, you've only actually lived sixty years of it! If it really is as side-effect free as they say, then make no mistake, sooner or later it WILL take over the (industrialized) world. Coffee will be a storm in a teacup.
    ...But I won't hold my breath. Personally, I'd be very surprised if they didn't find some side effects. The question is, will they be severe enough to deter the PHBs?

  162. What's so bad about sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get to dream, stretch and lie down, you can wack off or better yet you can have a little sex before, after or before and after. Generally sleep is pretty good stuff. Put a down comforter on your bed or a heated blanket and it's bliss. Maybe some jersey cotten sheets or flannel. Now you're talking. I'm a big fan of sleep, I aim for at least 7 hours, feel great, no more caffine either.

  163. Medical Ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    While staying awake for days on end with an unknown drug might not pose any ethical challenges to society, the drug does pose a serious ethical question to the medical community.

    Most doctors take the Hippocratic oath very seriously, and its first precept is to "Do no harm."

    Most contraversial medical procedures (such as euthenasia and abortion) along with everyday surgical procedures (which nontheless are at least temporarily damaging) are reconciled with the Hippocratic oath by weighing the types of harm being done with the harm being prevented.
    It's all very Three-Laws-of-Roboticish to coin an awkward term.

    Obviously this all varies considerably from doctor to doctor, and if you scan medical journals you can find flame wars that make software licensing arguments look like a squirt-gun fight.

    This drug presents an ethical dilemma for doctors prescribing it because the harm it may present or prevent are both so nebulous. Very little is known about sleep except for the fact that it's very bad to go without it for long periods of time. OTOH, this drug seems to be free of dangerous side effects and could be of genuine benefit.

    It's very easy for us to say "Hell, I'm a responsible adult, I know the risks, I want the damn pill.", but it is a different matter entirely for the doctor prescribing the pill, since he is basically weighing some potentially drastic and unknown health consequenses against your desire for an all-night Quake tournament.

  164. Slide.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last time I stopped sleeping I ended up creating a multilevel terrorist organization with cells capable of operating independantly without central authority. Our goals included pulling creative pranks and reducing everyone's debt record to zero. We called it Project Mayhem... but I've said too much... the first rule of project mayhem is that I can't talk about it...

  165. Re:I wonder if it extends this? by Pope+Slackman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Gaping anus ascii

    Lovely.
    Now, can you extend that by adding page lengthening/widening functionality?

    C-X C-S

  166. Provigil is addictive by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1
    From pharmcast.com

    Minimization of CNS Effects and Abuse Potential Your promotional materials5 present claims that "Provigil promotes wakefulness without widespread CNS stimulation in preclinical models" and "Low abuse potential" to suggest that Provigil does not have CNS properties that may lead to abuse and are common to other scheduled stimulants or stimulant-like drugs. The claim is misleading because it is inconsistent with the Pl. The PI states, "[t]he abuse potential of modafanil (200, 400, and 800mg) was assessed relative to methylphenidate (45 and 90mg) in an inpatient study in individuals experienced with drugs of abuse. Results from this clinical study demonstrated that modafanil produced psychoactive and euphoric effects and feelings consistent with other scheduled CNS stimulants (methylphenidate)." Furthermore, presenting data from pre-clinical models is not considered substantial evidence to support efficacy claims.

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    -- Too lazy to get a lower UID.
  167. I have too. by onjay · · Score: 3, Informative
    As someone who literally can fall asleep in two minutes and someone who has to pull 24-28 hour shifts requiring intense attention on a monthly basis (and still make it home), I did reach beyond the caffeine to the antinarcoleptic Provigil. I am not impressed, and will stick to coffee. YMMV, and FWIW I do keep one tab on me in case I absolutely absolutely had to stay awake into the 40-50 hour range for a road trip.

    My test drive opinions, negatives first:

    - headaches - Very distracting and not fixed with OTC remedies. I consider this a killer side effect. I saw this at both 100mg and 200mg.

    - da jitters - well, if you are going all Cornholio, it is going to cut into your productivity. I went from juggling 5 different things at once to dropping three and fucking up one of the remaining two. Maybe you can train yourself to keep it all together.

    - elevated blood pressure - This may have something to do with the headaches, but that feeling of impending aneurysm does not rock.

    - dehydration - I fly through the water, and all of my piss smells really rank and chemical-like. There is a productivity hit to this I suppose, and it seems like more than that imposed by chugging coffee.

    - rebound - the crash can be hard, and the duration of sleep is not really predictable. I tended to be irritable the day after, as well.

    positive: you are slightly more alert. 100mg and I can still sleep no problem. in my chair. . .not good. 200mg and you are are awake, but more side effect manifestation.

    DO NOT take 4 per shift like the guy up there. You are going to get prescription info from Slashdot?

    Don't be a dumbass: check out the info on ANY drug before you take it. Know the maximum dose. Know the interactions. Know the side effects. Know if it is excreted by the liver or kidney if you have problems with one of them. If you are going to take the doctor out of the loop, who is going to look out for your sorry ass?

    1. Re:I have too. by dietz · · Score: 1

      I do keep one tab on me in case I absolutely absolutely had to stay awake into the 40-50 hour range for a road trip.

      That's insane. 1 pill (even if it's 200mg, which are almost impossible to get without a real prescription) is never going to keep you awake 40-50 hours. 100mg doesn't even /affect/ me. I reccomend taking 100mg 12 hours after you wake up and 100mg more every 6-7 hours or the INSTANT you start to feel a little tired. (Wait too long and you'll fall asleep for sure). The first pill has no effect on me whatsoever, which I why I reccomend taking it early and long before you get tired.

      DO NOT take 4 per shift like the guy up there.

      When did I say I took four per "shift"?

      I took four (100mg) pills spaced out over a 24 hour period. That's 400mg in 24 hours which is WELL under the 800mg/day maximum dosage.

      You are going to get prescription info from Slashdot?
      Don't be a dumbass: check out the info on ANY drug before you take it. Know the maximum dose. Know the interactions. Know the side effects.

      That goes without saying. There was a link to all of this information in my post. Check it again.

      Sorry to hear you had all those side effects. Like I said, the only one I suffered from was a headache and that went away in under an hour (no medication). Perhaps it's because I'm taking the 100mg pills and it sounds like you are taking the 200mg ones? And of course, different drugs affect people different ways.

  168. Free tip : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "From what I've heard" is usually doubletalk for "and I would fucking know."

    And, speaking as the original poster of the So can speed thread, anyone who uses knows that you would be smart to respect how addictive that shit actually is before you decide that it's something you're gonna use to help you get your work done.

    I stand by my comment original, when viewed in the context of the parent post. If you think you can use it to help you code (and sometimes it really does help) and you think you're not going to come to rely on it when you're facing, for example, a fucked-up deadline...

    Well, then you're incredibly naive. Sorry to disappoint you, Pollyanna.

    And relying on it is a problem, regardless of how good your intentions are. So try not to get all crazy with your knee-jerk reactions -- my opinion isn't based on what I heard in some ridiculous PSA.

    1. Re:Free tip : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about speed, but cocaine is not addictive at all. You will not need it to do anything you could have done before without it. From what I've heard, that is.

    2. Re:Free tip : by muchandr · · Score: 1

      I find coke to be not addictive at all too. All the (claimed) coke-fiends I know switched to speed when they tried it. A lot more bang for the buck. Personally, I cannot understand how can one be addicted to something with such a mild effect.
      Speed is surely very addictive, but if you can afford it, who cares?

    3. Re:Free tip : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Addictive" usually means it destabilizes the body's chemistry, so eventually you need ever-larger doses just to get back to normal (your state before you started taking it) until you either overdose or go through withdrawl. Otherwise it's just habit-forming.

  169. What A Great Time to be Alive... by bamm · · Score: 1

    I'll take a Viagra with a Provigil chaser please.

    --
    www.sguil.net
    The Analyst Console for NSM
  170. Mountain Dew has no caffeine by Ezza · · Score: 1

    .. at least the stuff they sell in Australia doesn't (last time I looked).
    If you take it to keep you awake then you're barking up the wrong tree. Unless the sugar rush is what works for you..

    --
    I'm a perfectionist but I'm trying to cut back.
    1. Re:Mountain Dew has no caffeine by Kragma · · Score: 1

      It deffinitely has caffeine in North America. They even sell a caffeine-free version. Most sodas have some caffeine in them. Some, like Jolt, advertise for having rediculously large amounts of caffeine in them.

    2. Re:Mountain Dew has no caffeine by ascheire · · Score: 1

      Not in Canada. You aren't allowed to caffeinate beverages in Canada if the beverage is not brown. Really.

  171. try st. john's wort by mshurpik · · Score: 1

    after that, it fucked me up - i can't really describe what would happen, but i'd get this wierd feeling that my immune system was just sort of tenuously holding on.

    try st. john's wort. you can get it cheap as a tea. i've found that every 12-oz glass drank reduced my need for sleep by about an hour.

    might take 2-3 weeks to start working (if you read up on st. john's wort, this is a pretty standard estimate).

    haven't used it in a while because i haven't needed it, and it does have stimulant-like side effects, although fewer side effects than any other drug i've tried. great hangover killer.

    st. john's wort is good for the brain. too bad it has been advertised as a cure for depression. you can use it anyway.

    1. Re:try st. john's wort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll look into that, thanks!

  172. sounds great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to its wakefulness-promoting effects and increased locomotor activity in animals, in humans, PROVIGIL produces psychoactive and euphoric effects, alterations in mood, perception, thinking, and feelings typical of other CNS stimulants. Modafinil is reinforcing, as evidenced by its self-administration in monkeys previously trained to self-administer cocaine; modafinil was also partially discriminated as stimulant-like.

  173. So....? by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

    Modafinil, or Provigil as it's called here in the States, is a safe and effective eugoric drug. Why
    should I be FORCED to use a doctor as a middleman
    for any drug I wish to take? Fuck doctors, and fuck their prescription pad. I believe that us consumers have the right to make our own medical decisions, educated or otherwise.

    Educate yourself here: http://www.provigil.com/pi.htm

    And buy it here:
    http://www.smart-drugs.net/index.html

    To encourage an environment of personal and medical freedom, join the Life Extension Foundation's efforts to reign in the FDA here:
    http://www.lef.org/

  174. Re:LIKE sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't forget your teddy bear.

  175. What about the LGMs? by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A lot of people seem to think this is a pretty cool idea for those long binges of coding/system administration/photoshopping/etc.. Sure it keeps you awake, but what about one of the really nasty downsides to sleep deprivation that I am sure most /. readers have experienced: hallucinations. I can honestly say that I have on numerous occasions been up all night playing EverQuest/Final Fantasy and then gone straight to work with little if any sleep (And help from my friends at Starbucks.); resulting in aural and visual hallucinations. About that time I pass out, but I have a friend who can go for 36+ hours without crashing, and experiences what he calls "LGMs," short for little green men. What happens when the geeks of the world can stay up for days at a time- do we go into hallucinatory overdrive? Or does Provigil deal with the LGMs? Anybody know?

    1. Re:What about the LGMs? by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Provigil keeps you awake. Period. They've done tests and there are NO negative side effects that anyone's found out to at least 72 hours.

      I take it as prescribed, for narcolepsy. I can't personally attest to the above, since 200 mg pills don't even keep me awake for 12 hours, much less 72.

  176. Boobs by PhilJackson · · Score: 1

    I've been taking the anti-pregnancy pill for ages hoping for a pair of breasts of my own... no go tho :( I think I've been getting the offer of these pills in my email box for ages! :)

  177. Re:alpha1-adrenergic agonists vs. alpha2-adrenergi by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

    I take Wellbutrin, which has noradrenic, as well as dopaminergic effects. It serves to keep me more awake and alert than I'd otherwise be, and it's effectively treating my Delayed Phase Sleep Disorder. I've tried Yohimbe. It just gives me a panic-attack kind of anxiousness; with none of the pro-sexual side effects. My friends all swear by it, so I must react to it atypically.

  178. I am using it now by nhurm · · Score: 1

    I take 200Mg a day in the am as prescribed. Prior to this I had been suffering from a great deal of general fatigue, though not sleep deprived, and a pronounced inabillity to stay on task, (start coding function and forget why you were doing half way through)... Along comes Provigil.. The first couple of days I was VERY alert. After a few days, the rush wore off and now I just am able to stay awake and focused. It has improved my general mood consderably and my co-workers are happy that I am able to do my job again. My family is happier because I am more in the here and now and not as cranky as i had been.
    Even on the first day when I went to bed I was able to sleep quite well. All very positive... No downside so far.. no side effects noticed. But then at some point my brain may implode, or grow it's own genetalia. Who knows ? But for now I'm glad I have it.

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    morturii
  179. Speedin by OzJimbob · · Score: 1

    Pfft like this is new. Ain't you ever heard of methamphetamine? Keeps you going for days on end :)

    --
    -"I still believe in revolution; I just don't capitalize it anymore." - srini!
  180. Ethics? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

    Just ask Dr. Franklin from B5 about overuse of stims.

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  181. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    There are Formula 1 cars that get 800 horsepower out of a 2.0 litre four cylinder engine. It barely lasts one race, and then has to be rebuilt.
    A 2.0 litre four cylinder passenger car can last for decades.
    You give up performance for durability.
    What do you think this drug does to your body? Do I really care? No, I'm just making a point. I see it as evolution, the stupid kill themselves off.

  182. Diet Dew... The Only Way to Fly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's not all natural, and it stains your teeth, but it gets you through the day, tastes good warm or cold, and has no calories.

    I drink 5 2ltrs a week at home plus 2 20oz bottles at work a day... I sleep 4-6 hours a night (and have for like 15 years now)and function perfectly. I usually crash out on saturday for 8-9 hours (more like normal sleep).

    Only side effect, sweat a bit more than average.

    The only way for a fat concious IT geek to fly.

  183. Physics of conciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    according to this book. sleep is required to restore your 'short-term' memory. or 'defragment it'.. you can't do this while awake. just as you cant run checkdisk in winxp whil the os is running.

    not sleeping = bad

  184. kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    been there, done that. trust me, a caffeine crash is much worse than a speed crash. you can use no-doze to postpone a speed crash, but nothing postpones a caffeine crash. a little weed makes a speed crash tolerable, nothing works on a caffeine crash. but now i'm a too-young-to-be-a-geezer (but i sure look and feel like one) with a bad heart (2 heart attacks do that), so just fucking go to sleep when you're tired, and say no to anything that makes ya crash. whatever it is you're staying up for just ain't worth it. for real. oh, you may think it is now, but 20 years from now you'll realize how wrong you were.

  185. Physiological Effects by Storm · · Score: 1

    There is nother side of lack of sleep which nobody has touched on. Your body, in its wakefulness, produces toxins from metabolism which collect in your tissues. The harder you work, the more toxins are produced. For instance, the reason you get sore after working out is because of lactic acid. Your body produces these toxins, and they are flushed from your system primarily during sleep. Taking these pills may cause you to be able to stay awake longer, but you are just building up these toxins in your system.

    Another issue is the fact that you stay awake longer, you never take a downtime. The body was designed to deal with stress in three steps: React, Recover, Rest. Unfortunately, in our fast-paced world, the body gets used to being stressed, and just like continually stretching a rubber band without letting it bounce back to its original shape, it loses its shape, then ultimately breaks. This breakage may take the form of heart attack, stroke, aneurism, etc. I actually read a statistic that 60-70% (I've heard as high as 80%) of all doctor visits in America are due to stress-related maladies. Why prolong that with a drug that will rob your body of the rest it needs? (besides, you know that if someone invents a pill that will make you functional for 24 hours at a time, you are going to end up working for a boss that will want you to work 22 of them.

    Stress kills, baby!

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    --Storm
    1. Re:Physiological Effects by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      The reason you get cramps is from a buildup of lactic acid. The reason you get sore is because you tear muscle fibers.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    2. Re:Physiological Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you use muscles, their cells must take food from the bloodstream and convert it to energy. When they can't get enough oxygen to do so using respiration, they resort to fermentation--producing lactic acid in the muscle cells (not in the stomach) as a side effect.

  186. That is what they THINK it does. They have no actually idea how to prove it.

    It's like insulin, 20-30 years ago they had no idea how it helped people they couldn't measure blood sugar levels and didn't know about diabites but still gave people insulin.

    They have NO ways of measure serotonin levels in the brain. Even if they theorize it bonds to those receptors they can't tell you why, or what exact receptor numbers. Try asking lilliy how it crosses the blood brain barrier.

    I agree that another example would have been asprin which was in a root or 'erb that was put in drinks as far back as Anchient Greece but they had no idea how it worked.

    1. Re:Ha. by Speed+Racer · · Score: 1

      There has been some interesting work done with lobsters that tends to confirm that Prozac does indeed selectively block serotonin reuptake receptors. It turns out that the serotonin pathway in lobsters is remarkably similar to that of humans.

      --
      Free Mac Mini. Yes, I'm
  187. Re:Oh, belligerent asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Call me a whore, but I am rather fond of the Starbucks Tazo teas."

    Yeah, that sentence implies a VERY distant relationship between Starbucks and Tazo, doesn't it? You're the one with the shoddy grasp of English. And lighten the fuck up while you're at it.

  188. Pro Vigil by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 1

    Provigil...Pro (for) vigil (staying awake)...Could they be a little more creative? How about Anticoma or just Legalcrack?

  189. Well I'm glad.... by crumbz · · Score: 2

    ...that this discussion has deteriorated into illicit drug use.

    Then again, that is what /. is for!

  190. Towards a brave new world... by Nagash · · Score: 2

    So when do I get my damn soma?

    Woz

  191. My Provigil experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I had a (prescribed, therapeutic) trial of Provigil for several days. Here's what I found:
    • Pros:
    • Gentle, almost imperceptible onset
    • No euphoria/hypomania (really, that's a plus)
    • Doesn't spike blood pressure or heart rate
    • One morning dose lasts a long time: 8-12+ hours
    • Low abuse potential: It isn't "fun"
    • Cons:
    • Extreme irritability. I mean "don't talk to me!" cranky
    • Anxiety, jumpiness
    • Nausea (queasy, not caffeine acid stomach)
    • Headache
    • Irregular heartbeat after it wore off and for most of the following day
    • Take more than 200 mg at once or overlap doses and you won't be more awake, you'll just amplify the side effects
    • It's hard to predict how long a dose will last. You might not sleep even when you want to
    • It's expensive as hell and most insurance doesn't cover it
    Your mileage will undoubtedly vary. I didn't find Provigil to be any better than cheaper, known safe (for me, at least) timed-release stimulants.
  192. Some background by Da_Monk · · Score: 2

    here is some more info:

    scientists are still not sure how it interacts with known neuro-chemicals.

    it was developed for the french army.

    the hype about it is way overrated, you will still feel fatigue.

    It did not do well in placebo tests, not well at all.

  193. amen... halleleuija... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me, i liked adderall... speed in a nice pharmaceutical pill...

    literally.. dextromethamphematine and dextroamphetaime... nice, purified speed in a pill...

    great to code on.. made me a total asshole...

  194. Green Tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just can't fight with sleep with coffee (even extra strong), it just doesnt work. Actually I become more sleepy

    But cup of good green tea.. it rocks.

    What's wrong with me?

  195. How often should I brush my teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if I go on this Uberman cycle thing?

    1. Re:How often should I brush my teeth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After meals. What, you thought this meant you didn't have to eat regularly?

  196. it will however replace the dependancy on coffee by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    as a drug. true pink floyd is going to be more worth doing for personal experience and the savoring of the audio taste...

    but some of us would really use an extra 8 hours a day that provigil would produce....me for starters.
    what you would see is people who are on caffine pills...who are on coffee so hard that they shake...and hallucionate...they would go...
    and be healthier i bet :)

    this isnt a drug for casual "lets go out for coffee people"...this is a "i'm afraid to do heroin...but i could really use the extra time" sort of people thing..

    of course...

    there are a lot of us...

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  197. my prophecy by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    sleep will be made illegal for the lower class...
    and instead of flouride in the water they will put provigil v.2.0 into our water supply and we shall all live in a half-awake world our entire existances...just doing work...only with provigil this seems even worse...because we are NOT half asleep, but fully awake, and would not just be meat peices of a moving machine who's parts happen to be flesh... we would be fully aware of where we were...unless broken full metal jacket style until we are all hopeless spiritless creatures... and are afraid to go to the 'sleep walkers' who offer us an hour of illegal consentual activity for a small price :)
    its the end of sleep as we know it, and i feel fine

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  198. Ginko can cause brain hemhorrage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ginko can cause brain hemhorrage when combined with aspirin.

    Ginko by itself makes me feel like my brain is melting. Be VERY careful, many herbal supplements have powerful chemical effects.

  199. "this is not to stay...this is for right now" by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    we'll interlace provigil with stimulants, with sleeping pills. in the meanwhile i'm sure they are working on that problem as we speak...but its a very valid observation. in the meanwhile it cannot be denied the amount of things that a person could do, could they stay awake for a week... or a month... even IF they had to turn off all use of their memory :)
    and personally i think this is going to usher in a whole new level of insanity...
    h.p. lovecraft will have nothing on the new breed.

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  200. from what i know by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    as long as you sleep a little, your body will naturally purge into REM. thats why vivid dreams(associated with REM) are such an important side effect of sleep dep...because your body realizes "hell...i'm asleep!" and then jumps down to get as much REM as possible... and then jumps up again...all this jumping of course shaking the dreams about... but really...

    i would be more worried about Other types of sleep...the middle ground stuff which would be killed.

    of course, provigil fixes this problem...and provides REM sleep in a pill...or iv drip... :)

    i use sleep in a can

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  201. Provigil by olrik666 · · Score: 1
    It's also still in testing so it'll probably make you grow horns...

    You misspelled "horny".

  202. damnit someone mod this sucker up by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    thats a good question...i think its something you will have to work out for yourself though. your comment actually got me thinking as well...as i depend a lot of my existing schedule on a boot up period as well... (to do list{[boot]:brush teeth,shower,dress,.....})...i think it may help you a little to pace your day and orginize things before hand...knowing that you brush your teeth on the 3rd quarter of the day (or you cuold brush at ALL...your teeth'd be really clean!) ...but generallly...its something that is custom suited to your schedule. i'd reccomend brushing after every meal ...before and after sleep plus one to three more / day if your teeth are bad...but that may be a little intensive...hehe

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  203. i hate spiders by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    they eat my coffee...those dirty bastards.

    of all the coffeestained hallucionations...my favorite, however would have to be the black helicopters/swat teams... i remember a couple of times...that i for whatever reason...that the SWAT team was outside just ready to kick in my walls and kill/whatever me. so i would grab my big stick(quarterstaff for u D&D players)...sit in the middle of the room...and watch the walls.

    the walls would then, of course begin to do their own little things (anyone seen pink floyd the wall?...the walls of my room look like brick)...which would depend on the night...

    after awhile i'd come to ...and realize i had been standing staring at the walls in utter panic for an hour... with no memory of most of that time...likely because it was spent just sitting there...waiting for them...waiting for death to arrive...but it never did. once again this happened *more than once*

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  204. What the hell is this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of a stupid-ass society requires people to go without sleep? I will go with little sleep for two months if you want me to, but it'll cost you a shitload of money, enough money so that I never need to work again.

  205. sounds farmilliar :) by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    actually...i know your trying to joke off of the fight club. however...if you take a look at any of these,..all of these(look under sean kennedy show in rantradio)...have a similar idea i believe...that is...starting as a multilevel terrorist orginization with cells capable of operating independantly.

    originally at least

    i just remember one day...after joining an international terrorist orginization...being ...in the prescence of a beautiful woman...who made soap...during a portion of my life where i travelled to meat this beautiful woman...(Thus loosing all sense of direction)...and being a coffee induced insomniac. remembering the fight club during all of this was scary, to say the least.

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  206. indeed by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    "you think this is paranoia? wait till the real paranoia kicks in"

    "you think this is burnout? you've obviously never tried provigil"

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  207. i'll up you one by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    what when your at a job interview...you are the only one who is provigil clean. who gets the job?

    what when everyone else is making enough money from 168 hours... you only working 70ish will not have enough money even if you do work still...and get a job...you'll be very poor...
    and although i'm not yet sure something about not affording food and toilet paper for 12 months straight would break me into taking a mysterious drug...

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  208. Worries by Goon+Number+1 · · Score: 1

    I read about this product from time to time, and I never hear any ill effects. it's just screaming "Too good to be true" to me, and I cannot seem to find anyone who has anything bad to say about it. I think I'll look it up on Google.

    Side effects (in the order Googlegave them to me):

    • Shortened attention span?
    • Headaches, nausea and tingling in the wrist
    • Modafinil, Provigil or Alertec is associated with the following side effects - headache, nausea, anxiety, increased blood pressure and heart rate, insomnia. Modafinil, Provigil or Alertec must be taken early in the day to avoid sleep disturbances.
      Also: Modafinil, Provigil or Alertec is able to decrease the effectiveness of oral contraceptives because it increases the metabolism of oral contraceptive hormones by the liver. An adjustment in oral contraceptive therapy may be required. (Anything that interacts with the liver or effects it's metablolism enough to be on a warning concerns me greatly -RG)
      [virtualdrugstore.com]
    • FDA Provigil page

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  209. Re:Aspirin.... by lukesl · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that scientists aren't exactly sure how aspirin works either.

    The primary mechanism of aspirin is actually entirely understood and has been for quite a while. It is a non-competitive inhibitor of these enzymes cyclooxygenase 1 and 2 (COX for short), which catalyze formation of prostaglandins, mediators of the inflammatory response. However, COX-1 is not important in inflammation, but protects the lining of the stomach and intestines. After solving the structures of the two COX enzymes, scientists were able to design several molecules from scratch that would only inhibit COX-2 and not COX-1. These hit the market a couple years ago under the generic names celecoxib and rofecoxib, or trade names of Celebrex and Vioxx, for treatment of osteoarthritis. I think we've all seen the commercials.

  210. In the study... by bfrank · · Score: 1

    I was actually in the study at Stanford, and although I wasn't sure I was on the drug, I did feel more alert and awake.

    Its not a very pleasant feeling to know you should go to bed, but not be able to go to bed late at night (this would happen when I took the pills around noon instead of around 9 or 10 when I was supposed to take them). I'd be up until 3 pm with no desire to go to bed. While that's great for all-night coding binges, it sucks when there's no good TV on. ;)

    I would not recommend these for anyone except people with sleeping disorders, since the body requires sleep to rest muscles and revitalize the brain. It will be a long time before this is an over-the-counter drug (if ever).

    If you are interested in learning more about sleep research, I'd recommend reading:

    Power Sleep by James Maas
    The Promise of Sleep by a the founder of the Stanford Sleep Clinic

  211. medical information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pharmacokinetics and tolerability of modafinil (Provigil)

    http://www.modafinil.com/dosage.html

    -jcb

  212. Sleeping few hours... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a metabolic problem. Not rocket science...

  213. Possible sleep/wake schedule. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm very certain I'm not the only one who's felt that 24 hours in a day is not nearly enough time. I did some math, and theorized that it is possible to create a 6 day week, with 28 hour days. It's actually pretty simple, but I have never had the opportunity to attempt it.

    We start with the knowledge that 7*24=168=6*28.

    Now, my plan is to be awake for 20 hours, and sleep for 8. Here's how it maps out:

    Day 1: Sun 0000 - Mon 0359
    Day 2: Mon 0400 - Tue 0759
    Day 3: Tue 0800 - Wed 1159
    Day 4: Wed 1200 - Thu 1559
    Day 5: Thu 1600 - Fri 1959
    Day 6: Fri 2000 - Sat 2359

    And the cycle repeats. Now, if only I could get a couple weeks to test it out...

  214. Personal experience by sittius · · Score: 1

    Okay. I've been on this drug. It's important to remember that it enhances alertness. It does not keep you from sleeping. I was able to nap if I chose to. It was prescribed for EDS (Excessive Daytime Sleepiness, not the other one!)

    It had very few side effects that I was aware of. The biggest one was a slight head rush about 10-20 minutes after taking a dose.

    I was on Provigil for about a month until my sleep apnea was finally treated properly (CPAP) and in my case it was definitely a life saver. Prior to taking it, I was actually falling asleep at work, at stoplights, and in the bathtub (glug)

    As far as more recreational uses, I'd have to say that unless you absolutely have to stay awake, go to sleep. Besides, replacement of caffeine by something else would lead to the breakdown of modern society and the end of the world as we know it!

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    1. Re:Personal experience by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      I've worked at EDS. They would be happy to find a way to get this to the troops. Slavedrivers, and not in the good sense of the word.

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  215. Correlation != causation by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    Your interpretation of the study you cite is flawed.

    All the study said was "we took a bunch of people, sorted them by the time the slept, and noticed that the people who slept less live longer".

    I could also say that heart disease causes smoking, since I could take a bunch of people, sort them by the health of their hearts, and notice that the sicker folk tend to smoke.

    What if, in the set of people who slept longer, there was a disproportionate number of sick individuals (sleep apnea, chronic allergies, whatever). They might be sleeping more because they are sick, and have shorter lifespans because they are sick.

    The way you would prove the hypothesis that "less sleep is good for you" would be to take a set of people selected to be of the same level of general health, measure their natural sleep patterns, then take half that group and reduce their sleep time by 20%. Then wait and measure the effect on their lifespans. That way, you factor out the effects of the health of the individuals.

    1. Re:Correlation != causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually pretty likely. Apnea correlates with heart disease--anoxia elevates blood pressure and pulse rate (in panic and/or trying to deliver more oxygen) as you unconsciously struggle to breathe. This can happen a dozen times a night, even if you never remember it. Get tested.

  216. Provigil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Infection was one of the most commonly observed
    adverse events, occurring in 5% or more of
    modafinil-treated patients (Prod Info Provigil(R),
    1998).

  217. Used to read 'til 4AM every day... by crovira · · Score: 2

    and get up and go to work at 07:30. I never knew there was a name for it.

    But it catches up with you.

    My idea of geting up late on Saturday morning was 04:00 Sunday morning.

    That really fucks up you biorythms.

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  218. ethical questions for sure by zap42hod · · Score: 0

    When I was 18 and naive I was impressed with smart-drugs and the whole cyberpunk idea. I seemed to have no reason to live other than to live in the insane and exciting world of cyberpunk. It was utterly kewl. I thought I'd be happy to live 40 years but what a ride it would be. I'm glad I found other ideas in/of life.

    The ethical questions are fundamentally the same for any conventional drugs, stimulants, smart-drugs and .. cybernetic implants/anything that might come in that line. A neverending race for competitivness. But I doubt very much those questions will be anything more than questions, since there's so much money to be made with all this stuff. And in todays world that's all that matters. A bit sad, that's all.

  219. Crystal is best by muchandr · · Score: 1

    I agree, coke is fucking weak. For me, it only lasts half an hour. Coffeine is stronger, but I get all jittery on higher dose/day 2. (I took it in pills, cause I hate the taste of coffee) Crystal is best - you are up for up to 3 days (it
    goes downhill after that), your head is crytal-clear (pun intended) and you get tons of work done due to all that extra noradrenaline. And there are indeed plently of people who can keep their crack habit under control, contrary to popular belief. Ephedrine is OK, very much like
    mild speed, but gram for gram it is a stronger cardiovascular stimulant than speed (ie ups your heart rate and temperature to larger extent) Useful to burn some fat, but may not be what you want. You want mental stimilation, not physical, right?

  220. been there, done that by muchandr · · Score: 1

    Up until Vietnam, they used a lot of meth for just that purpose.

  221. Safe & non-adictive: no way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any drug that is strong enough to have marked good effects will be liked strongly enough that some people will have habits and problems with it. You can't get away from this: the only legal highs are the ones that suck.

    for e.g., many of you are cafiene addicts

    meep

  222. First responders... by Shoten · · Score: 2

    I'm on an incident response team, and I would love to be able to have these on hand. There have been times when I've already been sleep-deprived, only to have to jump on a plane and do 100 hours of high-pressure work over the next 5 days. I typically go through two entire tins of Warp mints during this...I'd really like something that doesn't feel quite so rough!

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  223. Mentally Maybe.. by Malachi · · Score: 1
    As a bodybuilder we only build muscle when we sleep. So if you are only getting a few catnaps in you are not going to have the repair needed to muscle fibres required to build or maintain mass.

    For the ubergeek this might be fine but for atheletes I'm not sure I'd recommend it.

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  224. Yerba Mat� by strombrg · · Score: 1


    I was a coffee fiend for some years.

    Then I was really into green tea.

    For around 9 months though, I've been enjoying Yerba Maté instead.

    Maté is from South America. Whether it contains actual caffeine is a little controversial, but what's clear is it contains mateine, theophylline and theobromine, all gentle stimulants.

    Here in Southern California, there are local stores that stock it. You can also buy it over the internet.

    You can enjoy it the traditional way: with a gourd and a straw (bombilla). Or you can use a drip coffee maker. Or you can use a french press. Or you can use a tea ball. Personally, I use a gourd whenever I can, but for meetings or when I'll be driving, a french press works out better.

    It gives you this "no internal impediments to my thinking" feeling that's really great. It increases your REM sleep. It contains tons of vitamins and minerals (so much that I had to cut my multivitamin dosage), great antioxidants (anticancer, antiaging), and a good bit of choline, the precursor to acetylcholine, an important neurotransmitter in your brain.

    I'm very glad I switched, though I still dabble in green tea once in a while.

    I don't sell this stuff, though my coworkers claim I'm a maté salesman. :) It's just something I really believe in.

  225. Several points. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    1) Caffeine is addictive. People don't just drink caffeine to stay awake, caffeine junkies drink it because if they don't, they hurt.

    2) This is probably a great alternative to cns stimulants. IT probably IS much, much easier on your body and hence safer.

    3) #2 does not mean that you still don't need sleep, it just means you don't have to deal with the jittery side effects of most CNS stimulants when you need to avert nature and stay awake. You STILL need to (and invariably will) catch up on lost sleep.

  226. Buffer Overrun... by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

    My pet (rat?) theory is that the brain, while awake, is in 'recieve' mode, regardless of how much or little we are actively 'thinking' at any given time. REM level sleep is when the input effectively stops (except for a few low-level threads to detect breaks in the sound/environmental impression patterns that have been proven over time to imply a 'safe/uneventful' night's sleep - until your child cries or a thief breaks a window in the basement) and our cpu can sift through the data, keeping some bits, tossing others, and making all sorts of connections and projections with our existing 'database' of knowledge, impressions and experiences. When deprived of REM level sleep, our brains never get to relax and assimilate what they have recieved, but try to anyways, leading to the hallucinations and such.

    The deprivation is as frustrating and alarming to our system (over a longer term) as being deprived of air or water. The body/mind goes into Panic mode eventually in the effort to extricate itself from whatever situation is causing the deprivation. All these factors stack up and grow worse over time with extended deprivation.

    Sleep and Dreams, essentially, are when our brains get to breathe.

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    1. Re:Buffer Overrun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you deprive someone of sleep, after a day or two they'll start to microsleep (doze off for a few seconds at a time), and become enraged if they doze off and you wake them up again. Eventually it will be impossible to keep them from falling sleep. But they don't hallucinate or become psychotic--that rumor started when some DJ in the '70s stayed awake and on-air for a whole week as some sort of publicity or charity stunt. Listeners heard him enter a very ... strange frame of mind, but that wasn't because he hadn't slept but because of all the amphetamines he was taking to stay awake!

  227. Military applications by Chayce · · Score: 1

    I think this could have very deffinate aplication, because nomatter what branch of the service there comes a time when something has to be done in a certain ammount of time, there are only a handfull of people to do it, and lives depend on it. The navy trains specificaly so that you can do a full day of work, work all night and then do annother full day of work. With a drug like this, the inherant fatigue and incompetence that comes from sleep dep could be averted allowing the job to get done better and faster

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  228. I'm taking it... by PsndCsrV · · Score: 1

    It works pretty well. My doc has me on it in conjunction with some depression meds since I have trouble feeling awake during the day and concentrating. I haven't noticed any side effects (like feeling stupid that someone else mentioned), although the first few days I was on it, I was awake for 36 hours, asleep for 12. But after a week, I settled into a good 8 sleep, 16 awake. And I feel 100% better. I can actually wake up in the morning(!), assuming I go to bed before 12. I don't think this drug would be a good replacement for sleeping. It would definitely help you feel more awake, but aside from the adapting period at the start, it's not something that will keep you awake for days on end. And besides... it's EXPENSIVE. Way more than my other meds... thank goodness for insurance.

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  229. please do not self induce narcolepsy by c0d1 · · Score: 1

    Do not try to follow this "Uberman's Sleep Cycle"! What is being described here is exactly what the nuerological disorder narcolepsy does to a person. In fact, it may be exactly this sort of stress that triggers a genetically latent disposition towards narcolepsy.

    Narcolepsy is a disorder of the chemical triggering of dreaming for which there is currently no known cure. People with this problem naturally go from waking to dreaming in a few minutes after going to sleep. The result is that they get very little of the deepest sleep that is needed to really be rested.

    Note that the person who wrote about this "Uberman's Sleep Cycle" even claimed the uncontrollable need to take naps every several hours after doing this to himself. This sort of thing is dangerous!

    Uncontrollable drowsiness is inconvenient at best (falling asleep at work, in class, during conversations at dinner parties) and fatal at worst (falling asleep at the wheel is the number one cause of auto accidents...yes, it outranks drunk driving).

    I am a narcoleptic, and I can tell you that the consequences of having a screwed up sleep mechanism are not fun. If you actually manage to "adjust yourself", you can also reasonably expect other effects such as sleep paralysis, extreme hallucinations (trust me; you don't want this...psychedelics can be fun, but real hallucinations are generally quite disconcerting), and cataplexy (dream seizures which cause you to momentarily lose control of your muscles...with effects ranging from mildly embarrasing to quite dangerous).

    From the perspective of someone who has narcolepsy and has experienced some of the horrors that it can cause to your life, I implore you not to do this to yourself. Healthy sleep is very important for a healthy mind and body, and it is unwise to risk your ability to get good sleep for the rest of your life.