At those pressures your lungs are working very hard. Real deep divers breathe a combination of O2 and He. You are aspiring about 21% oxygen and 72% nitrogen at this moment. Unless you are in Mom's basement. CO2 is denser than air, so it collects in basements and other low-lying regions. CO2 constitutes 0.0390% of earth's atmosphere, so it is obviously a gas that threatens humanity.
Didn't this used to be called Mariana's Trench? I used to know a girl named Mariana, she wasn't too trenchant. Maybe the name went wherever the pronunciation of Uranus went. Probably up Urectum.
I recall an earthquake in Montreal (maybe 25 years ago or so, Longueuil, actually) when I was co-signing a loan in a bank. All three of us thought the other was exhibiting a nervous leg-thing (i.e., holding your toes down on the floor and moving the thigh up and down rapidly).
Why does this story not have a 'Canada' tag, assholes? Is it because we Canucks are perceived to be benign followers to you pieces of shit? Tabernac, fuck you (please pardon my French).
I totally want a Delorean, emotionally, but I'm not actually going to buy one for daily driving - I was in a roll-over accident once; side-opening doors are nice.
I DEMAND explosive bolts for opening doors in emergencies- you know, like NASA has. It should be a mandatory safety thing on all cars.
The rest of us never really liked you; we kinda think you're douchebags
Here we have a display of carefully thought-out analysis of Texas. It's pretty clear now, Texas is composed of douchebags! I will certainly never go there again.
Thank you for the advice.
All has been fixed now. I think I overestimated his needs and tried to overcompensate because I felt I didn't spend enough time with him when he was little.
I'd type more but I cannot because I've broken down crying...you'd think that, a man, after admitting his failures...would feel better.
But it's really hard to come to this admission. I feel bad, and need some comfort. So, if you know any theme parks with hookers and blackjack, I'm there babay!
No, he didn't, but I'll mention it to him.
I think it was Cubase or something, but he uses a few different programs in the course so I'm not sure.
Merci beaucoup for the tip.
And some educational institutions still use software that won't run on Windows 7. I discovered this after my son bought a Windows 7 machine and we found that a program he uses in his audio engineering course would only work with XP.
Are you a programmer and willing to shoot only an appendage?
C You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."
JAVA After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you've forgotten what the hell you're doing.
Ruby Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can't find anywhere to shoot it.
PHP You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.
ASP.NET Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the.GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.
SQL SELECT @ammo:=bullet FROM gun WHERE trigger = 'PULLED'; INSERT INTO leg (foot) VALUES (@ammo);
Perl You shoot yourself in the foot, but nobody can understand how you did it. Six months later, neither can you.
Javascript You've perfected a robust, rich user experience for shooting yourself in the foot. You then find that bullets are disabled on your gun.
CSS You shoot your right foot with one hand, then switch hands to shoot your left foot but you realize that the gun has turned into a banana.
FORTRAN You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling ability.
COBOL Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER. on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
LISP You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds....
BASIC Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.
Pascal The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
Unix % ls foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o % rm *.o rm:.o: No such file or directory % ls %
Visual Basic You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you won't care.
Ada After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.
Assembly You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After that's done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.
Python You try to shoot yourself in the foot but you just keep hitting the whitespace between your toes.
...they pointed out that in the little book given for drivers for the written test, it explicitly states that should you be pulled over, at no time should you exit your vehicle
I have to agree with this. Even though I once did it, many years ago in friendly Toronto. It was a speeding pullover, and the cop seemed surprised.
But I guess it's difficult for some to look at situations from a cop's perspective.
On the other hand, lots of things seem like good ideas before you reach 40 and are still invulnerable.
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At those pressures your lungs are working very hard. Real deep divers breathe a combination of O2 and He. You are aspiring about 21% oxygen and 72% nitrogen at this moment. Unless you are in Mom's basement. CO2 is denser than air, so it collects in basements and other low-lying regions. CO2 constitutes 0.0390% of earth's atmosphere, so it is obviously a gas that threatens humanity.
Didn't this used to be called Mariana's Trench? I used to know a girl named Mariana, she wasn't too trenchant. Maybe the name went wherever the pronunciation of Uranus went. Probably up Urectum.
Believe it or not, people do this. It doesn't take "balls the size of the former twin towers". It's just training and desire.
These dive teams leave nothing to chance. Your sixth sentence indicates an ignorance of how these things are really done.
Clearly, this is George Bush's fault. Go ahead, down-mod me - you know you want to. It'll make you feel good.
But UFO (also by Gerry Anderson) was great! Supposedly there's a movie on the way.
Why is it called 'footy' in Brit circles? Is there a need to give it a foo-foo-ish name? I'll bet there's an easy-peasy answer to this.
I recall an earthquake in Montreal (maybe 25 years ago or so, Longueuil, actually) when I was co-signing a loan in a bank. All three of us thought the other was exhibiting a nervous leg-thing (i.e., holding your toes down on the floor and moving the thigh up and down rapidly).
Why does this story not have a 'Canada' tag, assholes? Is it because we Canucks are perceived to be benign followers to you pieces of shit? Tabernac, fuck you (please pardon my French).
I totally want a Delorean, emotionally, but I'm not actually going to buy one for daily driving - I was in a roll-over accident once; side-opening doors are nice.
I DEMAND explosive bolts for opening doors in emergencies- you know, like NASA has. It should be a mandatory safety thing on all cars.
Just how many air bags does a vehicle need in order to be "safe" and how much do air bags add to the cost of a car?
The rest of us never really liked you; we kinda think you're douchebags
Here we have a display of carefully thought-out analysis of Texas. It's pretty clear now, Texas is composed of douchebags! I will certainly never go there again.
Look, let's just come out and say it: Obama wants the USA to become Canada South.
How DARE Texas make a decision without your approval! Next thing you know they might decide to enforce some racist national border laws or somethin.
Thank you for the advice. All has been fixed now. I think I overestimated his needs and tried to overcompensate because I felt I didn't spend enough time with him when he was little. I'd type more but I cannot because I've broken down crying...you'd think that, a man, after admitting his failures...would feel better. But it's really hard to come to this admission. I feel bad, and need some comfort. So, if you know any theme parks with hookers and blackjack, I'm there babay!
No, he didn't, but I'll mention it to him. I think it was Cubase or something, but he uses a few different programs in the course so I'm not sure. Merci beaucoup for the tip.
And some educational institutions still use software that won't run on Windows 7. I discovered this after my son bought a Windows 7 machine and we found that a program he uses in his audio engineering course would only work with XP.
Are you a programmer and willing to shoot only an appendage?
C
You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++
You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."
JAVA
After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you've forgotten what the hell you're doing.
Ruby
Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can't find anywhere to shoot it.
PHP
You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.
ASP.NET .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the
SQL
SELECT @ammo:=bullet FROM gun WHERE trigger = 'PULLED';
INSERT INTO leg (foot) VALUES (@ammo);
Perl
You shoot yourself in the foot, but nobody can understand how you did it. Six months later, neither can you.
Javascript
You've perfected a robust, rich user experience for shooting yourself in the foot. You then find that bullets are disabled on your gun.
CSS
You shoot your right foot with one hand, then switch hands to shoot your left foot but you realize that the gun has turned into a banana.
FORTRAN
You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling ability.
COBOL
Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER. on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.
LISP ....
You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds
BASIC
Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.
Pascal
The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
Unix .o .o: No such file or directory
% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm *
rm:
% ls
%
Visual Basic
You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you won't care.
Ada
After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.
Assembly
You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot. After that's done, you pull the trigger, the gun beeps several times, then crashes.
Python
You try to shoot yourself in the foot but you just keep hitting the whitespace between your toes.
Etc...
First global warming, now solar system-eating far galaxy monsters. What could possibly be worse?
Your comment is probably ironic.
Thanks, spun, well-said.
Can we please stop using "epic fail" as a description now? Thanks in advance.
...they pointed out that in the little book given for drivers for the written test, it explicitly states that should you be pulled over, at no time should you exit your vehicle
I have to agree with this. Even though I once did it, many years ago in friendly Toronto. It was a speeding pullover, and the cop seemed surprised.
But I guess it's difficult for some to look at situations from a cop's perspective.
On the other hand, lots of things seem like good ideas before you reach 40 and are still invulnerable.
Bravo, ShakaUVM. You apparently have many foes, but well-said in all your arguments.
"We all like breathing"
I used to work for a company that "does" oxygen. I was working closely with those who knew how to compress, liquefy and provide it.
Decades ago we stored enough oxygen to sustain the important people, didn't you know this?
Oops, nevermind, nothing to see here.
Wait - isn't silk made by worms? So now we have computer AND brain worms? Aaaarghhhh!