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  1. Re:Put it on the Moon. on U.S. Cancels Fusion Program · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nah. We blow up the Moon, we just have to put up with it. Earth will become a total backwater, of course, what with all the impacts, but that would certainly accelerate the settlement of the solar system.

    With a network of jump gates, and the terraforming of most of the larger satellites of Jupiter and Saturn (heat source: to be determined), we could put together quite a nice culture.

    Note: be sure to switch off all artificially intelligent laser-armed spy satellites before leaving planet. Who knows what they'll take into their minds over a hundred years or so...

  2. Re:Fusion = Waste of Money, Time, etc on U.S. Cancels Fusion Program · · Score: 1
    Projects that have proven future potential such as Zero Point Energy

    Dismiss this as lunacy and mod-me down?

    No, no, not at all. That bit about zero-point energy alone is a +5 Funny if ever I saw one!

  3. Re:In a nutshell on The Singularity Blinds Sci-Fi · · Score: 1
    3) Virtually everybody worldwide has access to research capabilities that were previously available only to the wealthy and those who had access to a major library are now available worldwide.

    This is perhaps the big one. Used to be that I'd have to travel to a major city or university library if I wanted to find out some detailed or obscure information. Now, it's simple: Google Knows All Things.

    Occasionally I still stop, realise what I'm doing and think 'Holy living fuck'. Look at what the Internet has done and what it has become in only ten years in the mainstream: I can't even begin to imagine the internet of 2024.

  4. Re:Secure VoIP on Pay To Have Your Phone Tapped · · Score: 1

    Um... that only applies in .us. In .uk the right to silence has been severely cut back.

  5. Re:Hold your horses! on NASA Boosts AI For Planetary Rovers · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Guess what? A neural network is a simple nonlinear function. Period. Training such a thing is nothing more than estimating its parameters by minimizing some (usually quadratic) cost criterion. When you put something in, you merely evaluate a rather simple nonlinear function. There is no intelligence involved!

    Pre-Sentient Algorithms:

    Begin with a function of arbitrary complexity. Feed it values, "sense data". Then, take your result, square it, and feed it back into your original function, adding a new set of sense data. Continue to feed your results back into the original function ad infinitum. What do you have? The fundamental principle of human consciousness.

    -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov,
    "The Feedback Principle"

  6. Re:Why no humanoid aliens? on The Singularity Blinds Sci-Fi · · Score: 1
    William Gibson's Neuromancer, written at the height of Japan's rise as an economic dynamo, had Japanese culture permeating all things western. This aspect of it has become somewhat dated.

    A generation has just grown up to which videogames were the new rock and roll. There's Japan's cultural influence for you. Sure, there are a lot of American and European games around, but the home of that artform is still very much Japan.

    I wouldn't be surprised if someday we eventually look back and see Japan's games as as great a cultural influence as Hollywood.

  7. Re:Ogg Theora on BBC Begins Open-Source Streaming Challenge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From what I read last time this was covered... Dirac kicks Theora's arse, and xvid too.

    IIRC, it takes forever-squared to encode, but once done it beats just about anything in terms of file size and picture quality. Since the BBC's model is going to be encode once, then let the public download at will, this is fine by them.

  8. Re:I tried to log in as root.. on Dealing with Intruders? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I ran Linux and I got into the habit of logging in as root,

    Unwise.

    and sometimes I'd try to log in without thinking just after starting a telnet session.

    Over telnet? Log in as root over telnet? AAAARRRGGGHHH!

  9. Re:Yikes! on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: 3, Funny
    Personally, I just thought:

    Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other.Forms!

  10. Re:A little history ... on Novell Poised To Strike On Slander Of Title Claim · · Score: 1

    And Tannenbaum notoriously didn't think much of Linus's design... Famously, Linus would not have got high marks for such a system if he were Tannenbaum's student ;-)

  11. Re:Transfer Hubble to ESA! on Canadian Robot Could Rescue Hubble · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If at some point NASA won't be willing to maintain the hubble anymore, how about transfering it to ESA? (petty nationalistic interests aside.)

    America has the capability, but not the will, to maintain Hubble. Maybe ESA or Russia or Japan might have the will, but nobody has the capability. AFAIK, only the Shuttle is capable of reaching, capturing and repairing Hubble. Just perhaps a Soyuz could get up there, but its ability to manoeuvre and dock would be very much in question.

  12. Re:QWERTY is imperfect so? on A One-Handed Keyboard For $25 · · Score: 1, Informative
    um... last I checked a half liter was larger than a pint.

    Larger than an American pint, but quite a bit smaller than a British pint.

    One US pint = 473.176475 ml
    One UK pint = 568.261485 ml

    Those Eurocrats will take my 68.261485ml from my cold, dead hands! Or, at least, from my incapably pissed hands...

  13. Re:In Soviet Estonia.. on Estonia Tests "Contactless" ID-Cards · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The depressing thing is that Estonia actually WAS in Soviet Russia. I don't recall that they were particularly happy with the situation.

    You'd think that the ex-Soviet countries would be really protective of their new freedoms...

  14. Re:I'm not a whore of babylon on The Unknown Newton · · Score: 1

    The whore of Babylon is a product of a very bad mushroom trip St John once had. She represents whatever the preacher in question hates. For instance, Jack Chick thinks she's the Vatican, and IIRC The Reverend Ian Paisley agrees...

  15. Re:Beowulf - the name on 10 Years of Beowulf Clustering · · Score: 2, Funny

    An English geke I am, and /. I do rede forsooth. Spelynge is not thy strength, nor ys thyn gramyre of the fynest; yet it is for the tales of hackerye that I remayneth, and ye troles I do endure willynglye.

  16. Re:Alternate Source for name "Beowulf" on 10 Years of Beowulf Clustering · · Score: 1
    In it were some big, nasty monsters they dubbed "grendels," which they then proceeded to wipe, only to find out that the adult form was what was keeping the numbers of the immature form under control, resulting in a massed attacked by thousands of "baby grendels."

    For anyone who doesn't know the original story, this is pleasingly ironic. Beowulf defeated the monster Grendel, ripped its arm off and hung it up as a trophy. Grendel goes home and dies of his injuries, and his mother promptly goes off to hunt down whoever did this to her dear boy...

  17. Re:Ever seen Blade Runner? on Deep Green - A Pool Playing Robot? · · Score: 1
    Interesting question: could you ever be truly happy with a 'copy-cat' human-like robot (or dog, cat) as a partner/friend, that looks like, smells like, behaves like a real human?

    Yeah, I think so. If it behaves the same, does it matter if it's artificial?

    Personally, I'd be pretty damn pleased even if all it ever said was 'chii!'

  18. Re:Pride on Sun Working to Obsolete Motherboards · · Score: 1, Funny
    Imagine what could happen if nobody dies anymore - we will probably all die in the next few decades

    There's something not quite right here, but I can't put my finger on it...

  19. Re:similar scenario in Antarctica on Lawyers In Space... · · Score: 1

    Even more amusingly, the Argentinian claim has a very large overlap with the British claim. The rematch will be on pay-per-view in 2050.

  20. Re:sign me up! on Licensing Computer Techs As TV Repairmen · · Score: 1
    Problem is, paying $75 to call yourself a pilot may let you fly around, but it doesn't mean you can land...

    This post has been forwarded to the Department of Homeland Security.

  21. Re:Information on Lawyer Sues Yahoo for Message Board Name-Calling · · Score: 1
    Incidently, here in america, we use litigation for everything.

    It's not just in America: it happened in .uk a while back. A guy called Laurence Godfrey sued Demon (then the leading ISP, IIRC) because some people were making fun of him on USENET. Depressingly, he won...

  22. Re:legal issues? on Don't Nurse Old Hardware - Emulate It · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nintendo owns the rights to "emulation"? Emulating anything?

    I think they patented some aspects of emulation, mainly to shut down people selling GBA emus for palmtops.

    Given the current state of patent law, chances are that any universal Turing machine now owes Nintendo royalties.

  23. Re:I should have been a stock broker... on Lycos Sold To South Korean Company · · Score: 1
    Guinness in a bottle? Heresy. If you're not drinking a Perfect Pint, you're not drinking Guinness.

    It's not as bad as it was. Guinness put a whole lot of research money into getting good draught beer out of cans and bottles. You can get a very decent Guinness out of a bottle these days... although I concur that the true pint is to be had only in a pub. And may I put in a good word at this point for Matt Molloy's pub in Westport, Co Mayo? Undoubtedly the most excellent Guinness I've ever had.

  24. Re:Space Race on Soyuz To The Moon? · · Score: 1
    Von Braun was often described as someone who'd work for anyone, and had no allegiance to any country.

    Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
    A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience;
    Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown!
    "Ah, Nazi schmazi," says Wernher von Braun.

    Some say that he's hypocritical,
    Say rather that he's apolitical.
    "Once zer rockets are up, who cares where zey come down?
    Zat's not my department," says Wernher von Braun.

    Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
    But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude
    Like the widows and cripples in old London town
    Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

    You too could be a big hero
    Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
    "In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down,
    And I'm learning Chinese," says Wernher von Braun.

    -- Tom Lehrer

  25. Re:Radiation on Soyuz To The Moon? · · Score: 3, Funny
    *shifty eyes* *puts on foil hat*

    If you're suggesting Aldrin never went to the Moon, a tinfoil hat won't help. I recommend a boxer's gumshield.