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  1. Re:The rules are simple... on Soyuz To The Moon? · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind while doing so, of course, that the first flag on the Moon was red.

  2. Re:News that Slashdot won't report--Doom 3 pirated on Soyuz To The Moon? · · Score: 1
    Hey, this is DOOM 3.

    Do you have any idea how widely pirated Doom and Doom 2 were? Back in the Elder Days of passing stacks of floppies about at school EVERYONE had a (virus-riddled) copy.

    Did it stop Doom being massive? Not really. It probably helped: if everyone has Doom, even a pirate Doom, then the value of Doom to a prospective customer rises because there are more possible Deathmatch opponents.

    So people are pirating Doom 3. Big deal. People are spending hundreds of dollars on new kit just to play this game, so I doubt they'll blink at the cost of it. Meanwhile, kiddies pirating it are probably getting about 10fps...

  3. Re:Radiation on Soyuz To The Moon? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It's no more or less shielded than Apollo.

    Indeed, Soyuz would have been the Soviets' moon spacecraft, if things had gone a little differently. What worries me is this:

    Soyuz has gone into Earth orbit a bazillion times and has had two lethal failures, both in the early days of the programme. As a space tourist, I'd accept those odds. But Soyuz has never been to the Moon, except IIRC as an unmanned Zond test flight... Apollo went nine times, one of which was very, very nearly a lethal failure. I'm not so sure of those odds, especially since an Apollo XIII failure would be very, very likely to become lethal due to the presence of an incompetent, untrained and panicking tourist in the capsule!

  4. Re:One quick way to improve the situation on An Insider's View of Software Patents · · Score: 1
    I just hope that one of the big'uns start a fight! And we'll get to watch all the Microsofts and the IBMs and the Novells and all the rest of the patent pimps Mutually destroy each other. Oh, man, it would be so great:

    The victor would emerge stronger than either, and free from doubt.
    -- Gandalf

    The last man standing in a patent war would 0wnz0r. That, or the Chinese just ignore patents completely and inherit the earth...

  5. Re:Isn't this illegal? on The File Sharing Database · · Score: 1
    numerous successful music exports

    Note: the Swedish government has apologised on several occasions for Abba.

  6. Re:I call Bull on this one on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 1

    All I know about Alabama is they occasionally put strange stickers in biology textbooks. Consequently I'm not surprised to learn that they're all completely humourless...

  7. Re:Lawyers on EFF's Letter to the Senate on INDUCE · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's time for a solution to any problem that never involves lawyers.

    I tell you what: the first thing we do, let's read Henry VI part II, act iv, scene ii.

    Good advice from 410 years ago.

  8. Re:Outsource Our Security on Microsoft Outsourcing High-Level Work · · Score: 1
    That said I have always wondered why the US condones having foreign nationals work with our most valued IT assets

    True, that. Do you know who they've got programming the systems responsible for a shockingly large proportion of critical internet systems? Finns! That's nearly Russian!

  9. Re:I'm disappointed.. on Annual Big Brother Award Winners Announced · · Score: 5, Funny
    The USA: Not as Bad as North Korea

    There's an inspiring slogan for the free world, eh?

  10. Re:Studying Conciousness on DNA Pioneer Francis Crick Passes Away · · Score: 1
    What if Christians are right and man has an imperishable soul?

    Well, it would be rather nice to find that out, wouldn't it?

  11. Re:UK on Broadband Is The Secret To South Korea's Success · · Score: 2, Funny
    Personally, I think the UK could be a fairly prime contender for Korea style broadband. High population density, not a large land mass... bring it on!

    * hollow laughter *

    With OFCOM and BT in charge of it, I'm amazed we've even got ADSL.

  12. Re:The UNIX vs MS Windows discussion is lacking on A Taste Of Computer Security · · Score: 1
    What it can't do would be stuff like opening a spam mail relay. Until it gets the root pw, that is.

    Couldn't it just open up port umpteen-thousand-and-twelve and run its spam relay there?

  13. On the list of changes: on Bash 3.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny
    System-specific changes for: SCO Unix 3.2

    What are these, I wonder? Something along the lines of changing the prompt to always display [litigious@bastards]$, perhaps?

  14. Re:Windows is not designed for these things on Windows XP-64 Delayed Into 2005 · · Score: 1
    Linux has always run on multiple processor architectures which meant that it wasn't possible for it to make use of any processor specifics that make it difficult to port it to a new architecture.

    Not quite always.

    "Portability is for people who cannot write new programs"
    -- Linus Torvalds, on comp.os.minix, 29 Jan 1992

  15. Re:A lost metaphor brings out my inner language na on On the Supercomputer Technology Crisis · · Score: 1
    Seed, as in, what you don't eat, but save to plant next year.

    Isn't that illegal?

  16. Re:[OT] My poor eyes . . . on AMD Releases Sempron Earlier Than Expected · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Okay, this is about as far off topic as you can get, but WTF is it with this ugly color scheme?

    Don't like it? Try replacing 'it' with 'yro' in the URL. Yellow and brown! Or try 'games'. Purple! Or 'apple'. Aqua! Or 'ask'. Grey!

    It's not exactly difficult, you know.

  17. Re:Ads and Spams on TiVo-Like Service Coming To Australia · · Score: 1
    If spams are anything like ads, maybe it's time someone looks into doing something similar (live monitoring) for spams.

    news.admin.net-abuse.sightings

  18. Re:Sieg Zeon! - OT on Intel Plans A Common Socket For Xeon, Itanium · · Score: 1
    I always thought the stellar converter was overrated. After a couple of tech levels of miniaturisation, the Mauler Device gave you more firepower for a given cost. And having an equivalent bank of little blasters rather than one Big Momma cannon gives you versatility, too: I can take out ten cruisers or one dreadnought with my bank of Maulers; your Stellar Converter will nail the dreadnought just as well, but while it's recharging those other nine cruisers are going to be causing some trouble.

    To my mind, the ultimate weapon in MOO2 was probably the phasor. With sufficient tech (OK, with really uber, 'I already own the galaxy but I'm researching Hyper-Advanced Physics XXVIII to see if I can beat the Antaran Home Fleet with a Destroyer' tech), it miniaturised down to a base size and cost of 1, and got just about every mod. Picking the shield piercing modification in conjunction with the (armour piercing) Achilles Targeting Unit, adding autofire and compensating for the reduced accuracy with battle computers and rangemaster units and whatnot, you end up with a truly magnificent weapon. Not for use against Antarans, though - they use Damper Fields not shields, and xentronium is immune to Achilles' armour piercing effect, so your best bet there is probably to go for brute damage using maulers.

  19. Re:He is right on analogies on Van Allen Questions Human Spaceflight · · Score: 1
    All your dollars are worth-less.... buy gold now @ kitco.com

    If dollars are worthless, how am I to buy gold at kitco.com? Surely nobody who has gold will accept these worthless dollars in exchange?

    Oh, and about the post: +1 Funny, if I had a modpoint...

  20. Re:Sieg Zeon! on Intel Plans A Common Socket For Xeon, Itanium · · Score: 1
    Intel's processor is "Xeon". "Zeon" is something else entirely.

    The most powerful explosive ever devised. IIRC, zeon missiles were more powerful than even antimatter missiles.

    Of course by that stage of the game I was using phasers and mauler devices backed by the cumulative effects of every targetting computer there was, and generally battles were over before any missiles would have reached their targets :-)

  21. Re:Host humans on computers first. on SpaceShipOne and Wild Fire to Go For the Gold · · Score: 1
    If you could make a conscious machine, you could look into it and see two parts pushing on each other and you could point to it and say "that's a thought."

    Rubbish. The Mona Lisa is just blobs of pigment on canvas. Surely, then, I should be able to point to a particular blob of pigment and say "that's beauty"?

    Nope: because beauty in the case of the Mona Lisa is an emergent quality of the whole system of blobs. Same, I suspect, with thought.

    And if the brain is not a conscious machine, what is it? A device to cool the blood?

  22. Re:Oh, for Pete's sake... on Hitchhiker's Guide Trailer Online · · Score: 1
    Many are likely to forget that in this massively cross-media story, very little can be taken as canon.

    The only thing I'll gripe about is if Arthur forgets to take the pile of junk mail with him when he leaves the house.

  23. Re:Oh, for Pete's sake... on Hitchhiker's Guide Trailer Online · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It occurs to me, that when those "authenticity" geeks who go to movies to point out continuity flaws (like the spiderman article here on /. a few weeks ago) see this movie, their heads will explode.

    Continuity flaws, continuity flaws...

    I'm eagerly looking forward to the Slashdot discussion when this film comes out. Thousands of geeks, livid that the movie contradicts the books... when the books happily contradict

    the TV series
    the radio series
    the LP
    each other
    basic axioms of logic

    on every single page!

    Anyone got a phone number for NASA? I think I want to leave the planet...

  24. Re:More Previews... on Hitchhiker's Guide Trailer Online · · Score: 1
    The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Company defines a robot as 'Your plastic pal who's fun to be with'.

    Marvin's personality was screwed up, because he was a prototype model of the Genuine People Personalities line, but certainly his body ought to be cute, friendly and marketable by the kind of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  25. Re:Can't we have just one place? on NASA Set To Launch Probe To Mercury · · Score: 1
    And here I was thinking that flag-burning was a criminal offence in the USA.

    It definitely is, if you consider laws to be stricken as unconstitutional to be valid. How long was the discussion here on the Pledge of Allegiance? A lot of people seem to consider laws valid, constitutional or no, where flags and things are concerned.