Just saw this on Rotten.com and thought I would share, described as a wieghtlifitng accident, an explosive prolapse, luckily non fatal
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
After the April the first five dupes/scoops of shite day, I thought the only way was up, how wrong I was.
Taco dumps on us again, please flush! and now wash your hands.
iAnal(tm)? I have just recieved a cease and desist letter from Apple, they have patented the Arsehole (tm) I have not to use mine without paying the appropriate licensing fees, or producing evidence of prior fart. At least that's what I think it says, I dont speak leagalese, the lawyer involved is either claiming to have patented the Arsehole(tm) or that he is one.
And what does iAnal mean is it a new product or a trademark or a leagal disclaimer, or is it meant to silence/. IANALs?
iAnal(tm) you know it makes sense, to a lawyer!
I hereby patent the bidet icon, whose purpose will be to thoughly remove all traces of a dumped and flushed file, leaving no evidence for forensic analysis.
The toilet bowl icon, when you dump a file in the bowl, part of the icon will turn brown indicating files waiting to be flushed. Permanently deleting files will be accompanied by a flushing sound.
In Scottish slang the toilet is also known as the kludgie, therefore a wholly appropriate place for files or progs considered a kludge!
Have they put in any new cartoons since the first edition, some were very memorable and very appropriate. With the intervening years of IT tomfoolery there must be a few candidates.
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Hi there despite my drunken attempts to find the (Asimov) article in question, i can't at this moment do so. My initial disagreement with his post was the bald assertion that "In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures and would be favored during synthesis." is just WRONG! . Certainly in the context of "life as we know it" once a give stereochemistry becomes established it will remain so, If I remember the article or book correctly It attemted to tie in the recently discovered fact(at that time)that the weak force had a chirality ("is god left handed" is a remembered headline). It is all very well to say "But perhaps what the writer meant to say is that," I was mererly disagreeing with what he had actually said, albeit using bad language and negativity.
I am always glad to learn, please cite a reference that supports the disputed phrase "In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures " and I will gladly change my world view.
well he claims to have a Phd in the life sciences but unthinkingly types shite like this. no-one seems to have pointed out yet that varying isotope ratios are the consequence of living at the bottom of an atmosphere, ie transmutation from c12 to c14 occurs way up there in the sky as a result of high energy radiation. pardon my spelling but I am completely out of it on beer and wine.
In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures and would be favored during synthesis.
That is a load of shite, to use the Scottish venacular.
The fact that many L based systems are almost exclusively so is dependant upon the larger structures that are based upon amino acids and other small molecules.
Which are themselves chiral, you seem to be arguing against yourself here. Imagine the VHS Betamax wars without any diference between formats other than a left right chirality, any format that for any reason gets ahead, stays ahead and swamps the other. Isacc Asimov a biochemist of some fame (you might know him as a sf author)wrote a short article on this topic, which showed that once one form got ahead a runaway process ensued which meant it stayed ahead and swamped the other type.
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But you were already 5 Informative, thanks Bruce I actually laghed out loud at SCO's latest as reported by you, Cheers!
Just saw this on Rotten.com and thought I would share, described as a wieghtlifitng accident, an explosive prolapse, luckily non fatal YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/
After the April the first five dupes/scoops of shite day, I thought the only way was up, how wrong I was. Taco dumps on us again, please flush! and now wash your hands.
First P.O.S.T. (Penis Overrated Says Taco)
but you're an AC how will we know who to admire, who was that masked man?
iAnal(tm)? I have just recieved a cease and desist letter from Apple, they have patented the Arsehole (tm) I have not to use mine without paying the appropriate licensing fees, or producing evidence of prior fart. /. IANALs?
At least that's what I think it says, I dont speak leagalese, the lawyer involved is either claiming to have patented the Arsehole(tm) or that he is one.
And what does iAnal mean is it a new product or a trademark or a leagal disclaimer, or is it meant to silence
iAnal(tm) you know it makes sense, to a lawyer!
the bleach bottle icon, use this icon and your kludgie will be so spotlessly clean that no-one will ever know you had a file dump.
I hereby patent the bidet icon, whose purpose will be to thoughly remove all traces of a dumped and flushed file, leaving no evidence for forensic analysis.
I hereby patent the toilet roll icon, whose purpose will be to wipe files and remove all traces!
The toilet bowl icon, when you dump a file in the bowl, part of the icon will turn brown indicating files waiting to be flushed. Permanently deleting files will be accompanied by a flushing sound.
In Scottish slang the toilet is also known as the kludgie, therefore a wholly appropriate place for files or progs considered a kludge!
Have they put in any new cartoons since the first edition, some were very memorable and very appropriate. With the intervening years of IT tomfoolery there must be a few candidates.
Packet loss due to snow storm?
Lactose is present in milk, but not in cheese it is fermented into lactic acid. IIRC
First Proof?
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Is going to claim he invented this!!
and uses the preview right
can turn to a troll
when the typos roll
and the bottle is empty and light
that you compile under the influence of any type of alcahol
A dextrorotatory dick. is that the same as Clinton's or is his levorotatory?
Hi there despite my drunken attempts to find the (Asimov) article in question, i can't at this moment do so. My initial disagreement with his post was the bald assertion that
"In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures and would be favored during synthesis."
is just WRONG! . Certainly in the context of "life as we know it" once a give stereochemistry becomes established it will remain so, If I remember the article or book correctly It attemted to tie in the recently discovered fact(at that time)that the weak force had a chirality ("is god left handed" is a remembered headline).
It is all very well to say "But perhaps what the writer meant to say is that," I was mererly disagreeing with what he had actually said, albeit using bad language and negativity.
I am always glad to learn, please cite a reference that supports the disputed phrase "In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures " and I will gladly change my world view.
well he claims to have a Phd in the life sciences but unthinkingly types shite like this. no-one seems to have pointed out yet that varying isotope ratios are the consequence of living at the bottom of an atmosphere, ie transmutation from c12 to c14 occurs way up there in the sky as a result of high energy radiation. pardon my spelling but I am completely out of it on beer and wine.
In many cases, the levorotary forms are lower energy structures and would be favored during synthesis.
That is a load of shite, to use the Scottish venacular.
The fact that many L based systems are almost exclusively so is dependant upon the larger structures that are based upon amino acids and other small molecules.
Which are themselves chiral, you seem to be arguing against yourself here. Imagine the VHS Betamax wars without any diference between formats other than a left right chirality, any format that for any reason gets ahead, stays ahead and swamps the other. Isacc Asimov a biochemist of some fame (you might know him as a sf author)wrote a short article on this topic, which showed that once one form got ahead a runaway process ensued which meant it stayed ahead and swamped the other type.
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