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  1. By syllogism on Windows Accelerators - Do They Really Work? · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. On Slashdot, nobody values the opinion of Windows users.
    2. The only people who can answer this accurately are Windows users.
    ...3. PROFIT! ... No, wait, wrong silly Slashdot reference.
    3. Therefore, the only people who can answer this accurately will not have their opinions seriously considered.

  2. Spotlight on Blinkx and You Won't Miss It · · Score: 1

    This sounds a LOT like Spotlight, a search technology built into Apple's next major Mac OS X revision, 10.4 Tiger. Of course, Blinkx could be anywhere from coincidence to an unusually fast and successful emergency-Apple-ripoff.

  3. Re:Finally! Step 2 on A Six-Step Plan for Apple · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, passwords harvest YOU!

  4. Re:It's all Al Gore's Fault... on Senate Takes Aim At P2P Providers · · Score: 1

    Well, if this bill passes, then Gore will probably be liable as an inducer, since the modern Internet does indeed exist largely because of his economic and legislative initiatives. And these P2P programs wouldn't exist without the internet, would they...? LAWSUIT TIME!

  5. Re:It's still illegal, dude on Moore Approves Fahrenheit 9/11 Downloads · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, the story explicitly says that the distributors do not care if people share the movie. "I don't agree with the copyright laws and I don't have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they're not trying to make a profit off my labour." -- Michael Moore "Meanwhile, Lions Gate says it has no plans to oppose the practice." -- The article See? (Lions Gate is the distributor, by the way.) I'm not sure if this makes it perfectly "legal," but it's effectively the same thing if the copyright holder allows it and the creator literally encourages it.

  6. 128 vs 192 on Are iTMS's 128kbps Songs Worth Collecting? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just make sure you don't criticize the iTMS's quality before you've actually listened to songs from it. To me, they're easily CD-quality; I wouldn't be able to tell the differences. I don't know much about the technical differences between AAC and MP3, aside from that MP3 comes from MPEG-1 and AAC comes from MPEG-4, but I suppose AAC just allows for an inherently higher quality at a similar bitrate.

  7. Re:Microsoft invented the PC on Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS · · Score: 1

    Learn your basic PC history before you correct someone about it... The first true PC was the Micral, made in 1973, though of course the Altair followed, and was much more well known. IBM created the 5100 in 1975, which was their little-known first PC. Woz soon followed with the Apple I, and several other types of PCs had been produced before Microsoft stepped into the picture. Microsoft was in no way involved in inventing the PC. A few PCs had been made before Microsoft even existed.

  8. Ugh on New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked · · Score: 1

    I applaud M$ for trying to do better than the hideous Luna, yet when they have a second chance to do it right, and a chance to learn from their mistakes, they still can't manage to do anything that doesn't look like it was designed by Teletubbies on acid.

  9. Re:hurray for apple on G5s Start Shipping · · Score: 1

    So... 100,000 == 25,000,000?!

    Incredible! You've proven ... you've proven that all numbers are equal!

    Thanks for the tip. Now I can tell people that my Mac can perform 90,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second, proudly state that my website gets just as many daily visitors as every pr0n site combined, tell the world that I have an IQ of 10,000, and brag that I have a 20-foot penis!

    And I can say it all with a clean conscience, because it's all *true* thanks to your new math!

  10. Re:Not How I Expected the GPL to be Challenged on SCO Attorney Declares GPL Invalid · · Score: 1

    But if using a few functions is not a "derivitive work," and the license can be ignored, then using SCO's UNIX code in Linux is perfectly OK, and this whole thing is moot! And if using a few functions is a "derivative work" then, duh, the GPL will hold up.

  11. Re:Babelfish.. on LinuxTag To SCO: Detail Code Theft Or Retract Claims · · Score: 1

    The way I think about it, atheism is not belief that there is no deity, but rather, it is a lack of belief in a deity. Atheists are skeptics, they don't believe something if there isn't definitive evidence. If a theist was presented with evidence of a lack of a deity, they would most likely hold on to their belief, but if an atheist was presented with evidence of the existence of a deity, they may reconsider.

    I'm not sure where I'm going with this, it made sense in my mind. I guess your view is as valid as mine.

  12. Re:Tranny Whore on New AIM Offering "end to end" Encryption · · Score: 1

    That wouldn't explain why an Anonymous Coward would post that, but it at least explains why it seems that every other +5 Funny modded post in the SCO-related articles uses the same joke ("omg look, I found teh stolen code: 'for (i=0; icount; i++)'! hahaha, mod me +funny please!").

  13. Re:Babelfish.. on LinuxTag To SCO: Detail Code Theft Or Retract Claims · · Score: 1

    No, atheism is a lack of religion.

  14. Re:Tranny Whore on New AIM Offering "end to end" Encryption · · Score: 1

    Uh... I don't get it, why do people post things like this? Oh well, at least it makes /. fun, in an absurd way. Absurdity is good.

  15. Re:Eamples of System V code found in Linux on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 1

    "if (x == 1) then"??

    SCO doesn't know how to write C...

  16. Comparison on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 1

    I see this as being comparable to Iraq's "phantom WMDs." Rumsfeld: "Of course, the reason we haven't found any WMDs is that Saddam Hussein must have secretly destroyed them. And that means that they did have WMDs, so the war is justified!" SCO: "Of course, the reason we haven't actually pointed out any of the stolen code is that Linus Torvalds removed it in order to avoid legal action. And that means that at one point our IP was found in the Linux kernel, and so the lawsuit is justified!"

  17. mod parent down (n/t) on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 1

    (n/t)

  18. Believable? on Microsoft Not Underwriting SCO's Legal Fees? · · Score: 1

    Key words: ... says a source within the company.

  19. Re:Babelfish.. on LinuxTag To SCO: Detail Code Theft Or Retract Claims · · Score: 1

    That was just a signature, if you didn't notice.

  20. Re:Uh oh... on .org Registry Offline - Not · · Score: 1

    Actually, the RIAA is riaa.org ...

  21. Re:Slashdot and Microsoft: Connecting the Dots on For Microsoft, Market Dominance Isn't Enough · · Score: 1
    • As far as I'm concerned, I'll never look at Slashdot the same way, ever again.
    I feel the exact same way.

    But it's pretty bizarre, if you think about it. SourceForge and FreshMeat are also part of the OSDN, and they provide vital support to the very movement Microsoft is terrified of. In other words, Microsoft is providing funding for their mortal enemy?
  22. Old news on For Microsoft, Market Dominance Isn't Enough · · Score: 1

    This was only Slashworthy a little over 4 months ago... http://opensource.org/halloween/halloween8.php was posted on the Open Source Initiative on January 2.

  23. In other news... on SCO DOS'ed · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, SCO plans to sue its own OpenLinux division for possibly abusing access to UNIX trade secrets. SCO issued a press release stating that there was "substantial evidence" that their Linux group had used proprietary UNIX code in the Linux kernel and OpenLinux operating system, though the press release then stated, "but we don't have it with us."

  24. Re:Why are you speechless? on Record Labels Sue Napster's VC · · Score: 1

    Don't tell them that, they'll start going after FTP users next! (And then they might sue the IETF for creating a protocol for violating copyrights.)

  25. Re:I don't mean to be a cheerleader. But, on Hydra: Rendezvous-Enabled Text Editing · · Score: 1

    That's a signature, by the way, if you didn't notice. And I think it's supposed to be humor...