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  1. Re:Pronunciation on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: 1

    Hmm, you could be right. I was thinking, of course, of "Newman" ... I dunno.

  2. Jerry said it first ... on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Neumann!"

  3. A sign (Freak on a Leash!) on A Title To Replace "Systems Administrator"? · · Score: 2, Funny

    As soon as I saw this story, WinAmp started playing "Freak on a Leash"

  4. Re:Hmm, let's see ... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: 1

    /*
    Sometimes I like to write big long descriptions of any moderately-complex procedures being stored in a file.

    I really don't like having to put a hash in front of each line.

    It gets rather cumbersone and ugly after a while.
    */

  5. Re:Now extend your example.... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: 1

    PHP supports variable-length argument lists as well - perhaps not as effortlessly as Perl, but it's there if you need it. I've never needed it.

  6. When I heard that Matrix 2 was rated "R" ... on Pushing the Envelope For Matrix Reloaded SFX · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    ... I naturally assumed that the movie would be chock full of rockin' sex scenes.

    Ah well. I was thinking "18A", not "14A". I'm depressed now.

  7. Re:Hmm, let's see ... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: 1

    Argh ... perl comments ... I don't want hashed comments, I want C++-style comments! But that's nitpicking :)

    You have a very valid point :) It's just far far easier to obfuscate perl than with other common languages. At least in my own limited experience.

    Have you ever played Perl Golf? Looking at the answers to that competition makes my brain cry. But then, I suppose that's the point :)

    Has anyone ever made a Perl IDE? And I don't mean vi ... I might be interested in using some sort of VisualStudio-style IDE, if one existed. Maybe as an add-on to Eclipse? I'm very big about function prototypes and having "outlined" displays of code. It better fits my compulsion towards laziness.

  8. Re:Hmm, let's see ... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: 1

    s/ellegance/elegance/ :)

  9. Re:Hmm, let's see ... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    use Perl or die();

    I use PHP for web interfaces, Perl for unix scripts, and C++ for ... well ... Windows crap. Gawd I hate MFC. But that's another story.

    PHP's function handling has a certain ellegance that Perl seems to totally and completely lack.

    function MyFunction($line1, $line2)
    {
    print $line1 . "\n" . $line2;
    }

    vs.

    sub MyFunction {
    my ($line1, $line2) = @_;
    print $line1 . "\n" . $line2;
    }

    People argue with me endlessly that perl's method "isn't a hassle". I use Eclipse to edit PHP, and thanks to an add-on, whenever I'm working on a PHP page, I have instant access to every function and object in that file, complete with the function prototype - at a glance, I can see what any given function needs as input. And, given the fact that all of those variables in the prototype are named, one can indirectly provide information on what the whole function is intended to do, if the function name and variable names are written properly.

    I suppose there's always the alternative.

    sub MyPerlFunctionWhatTakesTwoScalarVariablesAndPrints ThemOnSeparateLines {}

    But like I said, I prefer PHP's method.

  10. Hmm, let's see ... on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I don't really want to get that close to perl, thank you very much.

    I'm sure perl's a nice language and all, and I've even used it on a few occasions. However, the syntax and the shortcuts, while being somewhat useful, and somewhat faster, do NOT tickle my fancy. I prefer to code in languages where I can look at the code after nine months, and still have a vague idea of what's going on.

    Perl's great for quick one-off scripts (and slashdot jokes), but suitable for complex projects it ain't.

    s/perl/crap/ig

  11. Re:Thanks God on New Satellites of Jupiter Discovered · · Score: 1

    Heheh ... I suppose "Io" is a very appropriate name for a server.

  12. Re:definition on New Satellites of Jupiter Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    A moon is when you bend over and show Uranus to someone.

  13. Re:hrm on Stations Can't Play Crippled Music Disks · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm, the direct URL for TuneTracker should be: http://www.tunetrackersystems.com And let's not forget the URL to the story I mentioned.

  14. hrm on Stations Can't Play Crippled Music Disks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read a recent story on Canada.com about a Vancouver station playing songs from the new Radiohead album that they downloaded from the net ...

    Yay! The return of Pirate Radio!

    And with great software like TuneTracker (at http://www.beosradio.com/ ), it's easier than ever to run a professional-level radio station with a low low budget.

  15. Re:Tagging on Habeas Seeks Poetic Justice for Trademarked Spam · · Score: 1

    lol :) well, yes - hopefully I didn't offend you, though.

  16. Re:Tagging on Habeas Seeks Poetic Justice for Trademarked Spam · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Root on your own server from $25/mo


    What a novel idea, charging people a monthly fee so they can access their own server. Don't touch my FreeBSD machine.

    (Oh, wait, you probably do some sort of co-lo service ... nevermind.)

  17. spamspamspamspam on Habeas Seeks Poetic Justice for Trademarked Spam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    spamspamspamspam ...

    Oh, and gobe is back in business! But I guess that's spam too, or at least off-topic.

    Slashdot needs SpamAssassin for comments :) If your comment triggers as 3.5 or higher, it should yell "YOU FAIL IT!" at the user. Automatic 3.0 points if you're an AC.

  18. Re:Yay for America on Former Intel Employee 'Disappeared' by U.S. · · Score: 1

    So can the SPCA. It sucks. But whatever ... at least we don't have a monkey in charge.

    And soon! Soon we will have a Manley leader!

    (John Manley, that is)

  19. Yay for America on Former Intel Employee 'Disappeared' by U.S. · · Score: 1

    Times like this, I'm glad I'm Canadian ...

  20. Yay on Google Tries To Silence IPO Rumours · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just in: new socks could rejuvenated my sock drawer!

    I'd buy a google IPO if I had any money, but ... I think their QoS would go waaay downhill :(

  21. Re:Can I just say ... on Dell Takes the Low Road Regarding Ink Cartridges · · Score: 1

    My work has one of those ... it's shit. Can't even share it over the LAN for printing, because of the stupid drivers.

    I'll never buy anything from Lexmark.

  22. everyone should read ... on Why XML Doesn't Suck · · Score: 2, Funny

    this.

    Some of you may already have read it, but it's on-topic nonetheless. :)

  23. Re:Can I just say ... on Dell Takes the Low Road Regarding Ink Cartridges · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my work has a really nice HP laser printer, works great - RedHat+Samba serve it up for the LAN.

    My Canon BJC-610 at home is another story, though. It hasn't printed anything since early 2002 ... heheh :)

  24. Can I just say ... on Dell Takes the Low Road Regarding Ink Cartridges · · Score: 1

    that I hate printers? They're clunky, they rarely work right, and the ink costs a fortune.

    Dirty smelly nasty printersesses ... I hates them!

  25. Ding! on Soldering with a Toaster Oven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your motherboard has finished. Don't forget to ground it properly!