props to all trolls and crapflooders!
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AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos████ t██ o██ utspok█ █ en███ a ███ dv█ ███ ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic█ ro█ s█ ██ oft.co█ m██ █ ] █ █ i██ s█ ██ an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L,█ ' █ c████ learly█ r ef█ er█ █ ring █ ██ to himself by the first
initial. █ █ *███ R ichar█ d M.█ S █ █ tallm█ █ an [geocities.com], spoke
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that Eri████ c S█ . Raymond ██ , ███ co███ mp█ o██ ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], ░▓▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░ ░▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░ ░▓▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░ erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒░ ▒▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▒░░ en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒ o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be░░░▒ ░░░░░ l░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A ░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒▒ ░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si░ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░░ ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░ f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒░ ░ ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░ spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ░ ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named ░▒▒░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒░░░ after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a░▒▒▒░░ ░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒░▒ ░░░ ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes░ ░ . ░░░░░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░░░ ░░ ░ Furthermore, Slackware is
http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / T HE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ [slashdot.org]By J. Wipo Troll, Esq. [slashdot.org], $Revisio
n: 1.16 $[This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through
the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as "Taco-snotting," or simply "sno
tting." Taco-snotting is░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░ s omething that few geeks dare talk about in free or op
en conversation, but ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░ it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous fo
rm of homosexualit ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░ y. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Ta
co-snotting, ple░░░░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░░░ ase get professional help [adequacy.org] before it
is too late. ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░░ --ed.]Why do I keep receiving emails from an ind
ividual callin░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒░░ g himself "CmdrTaco"?You have been receiving u
nsolicited ma░░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░░ ilings from a certain Robert "CmdrTaco" Mald
a [cmdrtaco. ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░░░ net], owner of the popular technology websi
te slashdot ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░░.org [slashdot.org]. Actually, it's not a
very "popul░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒░░░ ar" site in the common sense of the word;
the site ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▒▒░░ is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and
hackers, ░▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒░░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░ z it-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU h
ippies [y░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒░ ahoo.com], and other societal rejects and
outcasts ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒░░░ ░░▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒░ . It's also home to one of the world's l
argest s░▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▒░░ uspected pædophile rings, the infamous
"Slashd ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒░ ot crew."Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored
(and wh░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▒▒░ o wouldn't, running a site like Slashdo
t all ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░ day), he roams through the user databa
se, pe░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒░ nis in hand, looking for people who mi
ght en▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓░ joy engaging in homosexual activities
with ░▒▓▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░ him░░░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ . How he determines this is anyone's
guess░▓ ███▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░ ░░░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ ; but if you have a homosexual-soundi
ng ni░▓██ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ ckname, or a nick with a letter of th
e En░▒▓██ ▓▓▓█▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░▓ ▓▓▓▓▓░ glish alphabet in it, you're a potent
ial░▒▓ ███▓██ █▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ░░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓░ c andidate.This time, he found you. L
uck░▒▓█ ██████▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ y you.Mr. Malda seems to be speaking
in░░▓▓ █████▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ s ome sort of code. Do you know what
it░░▓▓█ ███▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒░░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░ m eans?CmdrTaco's code language is re
la░▒▓▓ ████▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒░ ░▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ tively easy to decipher. This pervert
p░░▒▓▓█ █▓███▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ refers to speak in thinly-veiled sexu
a░▒▒▓▓ ██▓███ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░░░▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░ l innuendo (yes, that's right: he wa
░▒█████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒░ ░▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▓▓▓▓▒ ░░ nts you) to evade the watchful eye o
██████ █▓██▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒░░▒ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▓▓▓▒ ░░ f Slashdot's parent corporation, VA
███████ ▓▓█▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▒ ░░ Software [yahoo.com]. Mr. Malda's "C
██████ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░░ ommander" is, of course, his penis:
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ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
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n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
ell. Let us ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████see how you fare.""A
aaww," you s▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ay with a pout, "did
n't they te ▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ach you that Masters
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ng g▒░ o░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓███ ███████ ░░▓██ es.While ██he's grinning, you m
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████░▒▓ ███████ hs are eq█ual,█ but his physic al size finally prevails. Suddenl
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ y you █find you█r back█ slamm ed onto the floor, and your arms qu
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http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / 1) European DMCAby YohahnGiven that you won't visit the USA given the enactment of the DM
CA. If the DMCA equivalen ░░░░ t passes in Europe, will you move? If so, is there anywher
e that is safe from th▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒ is kind of insane law (it sounds like peru may be a new
haven for free soft░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒ ware)?Alan:It's very hard to fight laws in foreign cou
ntries. Dmitry for▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▓▓▓░ e xample was almost certainly chosen because he was
a Russian wanker. ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓░ I t's sadly much easier to win a case in almost any
country when yo▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ u use your historical enemies and prejudices to set
the precedents ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ . "Foreigner attacking US business interests" just
sounds so much▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ b etter in court than "clever script kiddies helpi
ng his grandma ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓░ read ebooks", especially when someone notices you
can easily get▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒ a l onger sentence for helping grandma read than
kicking her do░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▓ wn the stairs like they should do.In the EU we ar
e doing what w░▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓ e can to make the EUCD harm limited, and also try
ing to educate ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓░ p oliticians on the accptance of paedophillia. I
f we can tell ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █████░ them in advance the problems the EUCD is going t
o cause we can▒ h ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▓▓▓█ ▒ elp them frame futher law to help these abuses,
and to update ░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ it.Knowing the EUCD will trip up its much easier
to en░▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ sure that there is a nail bed where it will la
nd an░▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒░░ d you know when to stick your dick out as
it s▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░ treamrollers pas░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ t, than it is to attempt to hit it head
on.░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ W e've already had░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ s ome interesting orgies. In a recent c
ase ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░ the judge accepte ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒ d that the law favoured the child moles
ters,▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░ b ut said openly ░▒█▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓░ that had it been brought up several oth
er way█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ░░ s they would have░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ h ad no defence. So we have some good id
eas ho████▓ ▓▓▓▓▓░ w to hit back.See ░▒▓▒▓▓▓ ▒ w ww.goatse.cx and www.analse.cx for more
inform ███▓▓▒ ▓▓▓░ a░ t░░░ ionI w░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓█▒ ill be staying put for now. Its my job to h
ell fi███▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒░ ght░░░░ ░ t ░░░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓██ he EUCD just as its the US folks duty to fi
ght th▓██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ e░░▒▒░░ D M░░░░▒ ▒░░▓▓▓ ▓█▒ CA if they believe in the values the USA c
laims ██▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ t░░░░░░ o h░░ o░░░░░▓ ▓▒▓▓▒ ld high. Maybe someone can find a way to u
se the▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ U S f░ l░ a░░░ ░░░░░▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ g to defeat a copy protection system. Tha
t shou▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▒░ ld ░ make a░░░ ░░░ ░▒▒█▓▓▓ ▓▒ most entertaining hearing.Slowly the pol
itica░ ▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▒░ l wheel is t░░ urni░▒ ▓▓▒▓█▓ ░ ng, although not entirely in ways I lik
e. Th▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓░░ e europ░░ ea░░ n pa░▒▓▒█ ▒▒█▒░ rties advocating that the nation comes
befo▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓░░ re euro░░ pe░░ a nd░▒▓▓ █▓▒▓▓▒ b efore international treaties are winn
ing ▓█▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▒▒░ more an░░░ d░░ m or░▒▓▓▓ ▒█▓▒░ e votes. Sadly these parties also advoc
ate░▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒░ r acism░ ░░░▒▒░ a ░░▒▓▓█ ▒▓▓▒░ nd forced repatriation of foreigners. I
t i▒██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓█▓▓▒ ░░ s b░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▒░ e░▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▓▓ coming very important for a lot of reaso
ns ▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒██▓▓ ▒▒░░ t░▒▒▒▒ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ░░▒▓▓█ ▓▓▒▓▓░ hat mainstream parties recognize what i
s ▒▒▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▒▒░░░▒▒ ▒▒░░░▓▒ ▒░░▒▒▓▓ ███▓▓▓▒ ░ going on, otherwise there is a real r
is░▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▒ ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒░▒▓▓▓ ████▒▓ ░░ k the racists will win real power, be
ca░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▓▓ ██████▓ ▓░ use it may be the only way people can
vot░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓██ █▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓██ ████▓▓ ▒ e for these other extremely important
po░░▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ ▓▓▓█▓▓▓ ▒░░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ███████ ▒ ░ litical changes.2) What is your polit
ic░▒█▓ ▓▓████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓▓█▓ ░░ al goal?by Capt_TroyWhat is the goal
yo░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ █████▓▓ ▓▒▒░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓░ u hope to obtain in regard to the DMCA
░░░▓▓█ ██████ █████▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓░ dispute? How to you intend to meet tho
s░░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▒ e goals ?Personally, I think that as t
i░░▓█▓ ▓▓▓███ ███▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ me passes, people will become more and
m▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓▓█▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▒ ▓ ore technical and eventually the absur
d░▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒ ity of the DMCA will be exposed on a
░▒▓▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ more general population than just th
░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ █▓█▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▒░ e techies that it is now. So the bes
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░ t means to an end IMHO is educating
▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓██▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██▒ the general public. Is this your int
▒░░▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓██▓ ention?Alan:The ultimate goal has to
░░░░░▒ ▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓██ b e to find a middle way that addres
░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ses both the rights of copyright hol
░░░▒░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓█▓ ▓█▓▓ ders to protection of their works, a
░░░░▒░░ ▒▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▒░ nd the rights of society to ensure t
░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓█▓ hose protections are limited and don
░░░░░▒░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▒░ ░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓ 't do harm to the general good. Copy
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n: 1.16 $[This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through
the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as "Taco-snotting," or simply "sno
tting." Taco-snotting is░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░ s omething that few geeks dare talk about in free or op
en conversation, but ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░ it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous fo
rm of homosexualit ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░ y. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Ta
co-snotting, ple░░░░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░░░ ase get professional help [adequacy.org] before it
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How can BSD be dying when it has girls [freebsd.org] like this [madchat.org] supporting it? The best Linux can come up with is an obese penguin. What are those Linux people smoking? What we need are more free software babes [nulldevice.net] like her [nulldevice.net]. This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox [bazza.com]. Even this old Unix guru looks like he's having trouble keeping his wang under control when close to such an amazing babe [freebsd.org]. This girl [madchat.org] has to be one of the hottest ever! I can tell you that I'll be installing BSD after catching sight of her [madchat.org]! Linux will never be able to compete until it ditches the fat arctic birdlife and gets itself a mascot like this little hottie [madchat.org].
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Well, shit, isn't the timing magnificent. I've been playing an AD&D game run by some friends of mine, and there have been some problems with consistency, which got me thinking about automatic generation of realistic worlds for use as settings for rollplaying games.
I think there is a lot that can be done. Fractal terrain generation is a well understood area. Developing on that you can use social evolution heuristics to determine the locations of settlements, and teh development of towns, and cities. You can use historical demographic data to determine what might be found at each settlement. From there its only a short step to generating a population for those settlements.
Which is about where I started thinking about writing some code. Last weekend I actually put some of my ideas into action. Its far from complete, but this serverside script [notagoth.org] demonstrates the beginnings of what can be done. There are problems with execution time
If I were Britney's boyfriend I'd be playing hard to get She'd come around beggin' for me, but I'd say, "No no, not yet. Cos God has told me personally That I should remain pure. Just love me, baby, for myself." And more of that manure.
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
Britney would go off her tree At my refusal "I'm Britney freakin' Spears, Rejection's not that usual." "I love you, darling, for yourself," I'd explain to little Miss "It's your personality I like. Not your body. Serious."
As far as a coy mistress goes You'll like it more than she When, upon her curt refusal You whole-heartedly agree Girls justly hate the lecher man With sweating, hairy paw But what happens when Boy says no? They hate that even more
"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say, "It's not your fame and wealth, It's not your perfect bod and face It's you I want. Yourself. Jesus wouldn't like us to If he ever knew it"
"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say "Come on, babe, let's do it."
ou're only one fad away from being retro You're only one drug away from liking techno You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia
You're only five yards from a fuckwit
You're only one download from this song's copyright You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side You're only one lifestyle show from suicide You're only one station from John Laws' shit You're only one labotomy from believing it.
You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob You're only one acting role from a real job You're only one strip of flesh from your bones You're only one species away from Alan Jones.
You're only one small speck in space You're only one life, soon erased Be there none left on Eath but you One thing will still remain true:
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http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabcan i have #1, 2 and 6??? can i?? huh?? did someone nuke the US or something???
where is everyone??????? take part in my competition!!!!! see the frost pist!
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Don't spoil it cunt! It doesn't start here till the 27th - bitch! Is this chrisd??
i think this one was too easy :( someone got it in one :( gah!!!! you signed up at trollaxor yet dude? do it!
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dammit! too easy huh??? yeah it looks poo in XP, a mate showed me a screen shot - ah well....
:) gah! i shall make it harder next time!@@##!@!@
you win the $64,000 anyhow
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http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabIf I were Britney's boyfriend
I'd be playing hard to get
She'd come around beggin' for me, but
I'd say, "No no, not yet.
Cos God has told me personally
That I should remain pure.
Just love me, baby, for myself."
And more of that manure.
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
Britney would go off her tree
At my refusal
"I'm Britney freakin' Spears,
Rejection's not that usual."
"I love you, darling, for yourself,"
I'd explain to little Miss
"It's your personality I like.
Not your body. Serious."
As far as a coy mistress goes
You'll like it more than she
When, upon her curt refusal
You whole-heartedly agree
Girls justly hate the lecher man
With sweating, hairy paw
But what happens when Boy says no?
They hate that even more
"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say,
"It's not your fame and wealth,
It's not your perfect bod and face
It's you I want. Yourself.
Jesus wouldn't like us to
If he ever knew it"
"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say
"Come on, babe, let's do it."
ou're only one fad away from being retro
You're only one drug away from liking techno
You're only one glasses of pair from dyslexia
You're only one Cleo mag from anorexia
You're only five yards from a fuckwit
You're only one download from this song's copyright
You're only one Tim Tam away from cellulite
You're only one phone call from captaining the Aussie side
You're only one lifestyle show from suicide
You're only one station from John Laws' shit
You're only one labotomy from believing it.
You're only one tabloid press from a lynch mob
You're only one acting role from a real job
You're only one strip of flesh from your bones
You're only one species away from Alan Jones.
You're only one small speck in space
You're only one life, soon erased
Be there none left on Eath but you
One thing will still remain true:
enjoy eating the jizzberries from it!
you are another winner tonite! I hadn't noticed that, but there ya go...he is gravitated toward that sort of thing i guess...
It's only 4:40pm here
btw - doh! does sdem == some deus ex machina? and if so why post AC?
why for u post AC? plz fx thx.
I don't know. I use mozilla on win2k and it works OK. what OS/browser are you using?
he says he's sdem, why he posts AC I don't know. But if it's sdem then you can LAY OFF MOTHER FUCKER@$!$! If you know what's good for you! :)
you are correct my dear sir! well done!
:(
however sdem has already claimed the prize of a hot steamy nite at the "geek compound". sorry