http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / 1) European DMCAby YohahnGiven that you won't visit the USA given the enactment of the DM
CA. If the DMCA equivalen ░░░░ t passes in Europe, will you move? If so, is there anywher
e that is safe from th▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒ is kind of insane law (it sounds like peru may be a new
haven for free soft░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒ ware)?Alan:It's very hard to fight laws in foreign cou
ntries. Dmitry for▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▓▓▓░ e xample was almost certainly chosen because he was
a Russian wanker. ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓░ I t's sadly much easier to win a case in almost any
country when yo▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ u use your historical enemies and prejudices to set
the precedents ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ . "Foreigner attacking US business interests" just
sounds so much▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ b etter in court than "clever script kiddies helpi
ng his grandma ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓░ read ebooks", especially when someone notices you
can easily get▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒ a l onger sentence for helping grandma read than
kicking her do░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▓ wn the stairs like they should do.In the EU we ar
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ing to educate ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓░ p oliticians on the accptance of paedophillia. I
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and to update ░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ it.Knowing the EUCD will trip up its much easier
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po░░▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ ▓▓▓█▓▓▓ ▒░░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ███████ ▒ ░ litical changes.2) What is your polit
ic░▒█▓ ▓▓████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓▓█▓ ░░ al goal?by Capt_TroyWhat is the goal
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s░░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▒ e goals ?Personally, I think that as t
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m▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓▓█▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▒ ▓ ore technical and eventually the absur
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▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓██▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██▒ the general public. Is this your int
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░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ses both the rights of copyright hol
░░░▒░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓█▓ ▓█▓▓ ders to protection of their works, a
░░░░▒░░ ▒▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▒░ nd the rights of society to ensure t
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░░░░░▒░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▒░ ░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓ 't do harm to the general good. Copy
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░░▒░░▒ ░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓ it rem░░░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒█ ains for the good of society.The tru
░░▒░░▒▒ ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒░▓ th is t░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ hat the DMCA has no value at all in
░░░░░░ ░░▒░▒▒ ▒▓▒▒▒▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ stoppin ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ g piracy, only in stopping innovatio
░░░░░░▒ ░▒░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░▒ ░▒▒▒▓ n. It takes▒░ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ o ne person to break the protection
░░░░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒▒░▒▒ ░▒▒▒░▒ ░ on somethin ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ g and the game is over. That person
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CA. If the DMCA equivalen ░░░░ t passes in Europe, will you move? If so, is there anywher
e that is safe from th▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒ is kind of insane law (it sounds like peru may be a new
haven for free soft░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒ ware)?Alan:It's very hard to fight laws in foreign cou
ntries. Dmitry for▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▓▓▓░ e xample was almost certainly chosen because he was
a Russian wanker. ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓░ I t's sadly much easier to win a case in almost any
country when yo▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ u use your historical enemies and prejudices to set
the precedents ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ . "Foreigner attacking US business interests" just
sounds so much▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ b etter in court than "clever script kiddies helpi
ng his grandma ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓░ read ebooks", especially when someone notices you
can easily get▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒ a l onger sentence for helping grandma read than
kicking her do░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▓ wn the stairs like they should do.In the EU we ar
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ing to educate ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓░ p oliticians on the accptance of paedophillia. I
f we can tell ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █████░ them in advance the problems the EUCD is going t
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and to update ░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ it.Knowing the EUCD will trip up its much easier
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OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONSBy Serial Troller Myth: Open Source is written b
y heterosexuals.Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosex
uals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric "As
s-Reaming" Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the sla
shdotters, a man named ░░░████ █████░ CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known
as "Taco-snotting," a█████ ██████ ██▓ long with his faggot-buddies Jeff "H
omos" Bates and CowBo██ ███████ ██████░ iKneel.Myth: Open Source is written
for heterosexuals. ██████ ██████ ██████▓ Fact: Using Open Source software
can cause suppress ███████ ███████ ██████▒ ed homosexual fantasies to surfa
ce, leading to a░████ ███▓▓▒ ░░▒▓██ ██████ ░ ll out flaming faggotry within
6-8 weeks. Anec▓██ █▓▓▒░░ dote░░▓ ███████ █ s of otherwise hetero men turn
ing queer are fa██▓▓ ░ r too num░░▓ ██████ █ erous to count, but a few exam
ples stand out.░█▓ ░░ I n one cas░░██ ██████ e, a man was arrested loiterin
g outside an el▓█▒░░ ementary sc░░░▓ ██████ ▓ hool and making sexual overtu
res to several █▓░░ children: he░░░▒█ ███████ q uickly confessed that short
ly after insta▒ ▓░░ lling the Mo░░░▒ ██████ █░ zilla browser on his compute
r, he began to▒▓▒░░░ h ave uncon░░ ▒██████ ███ trollable urges to, to put i
t simply, have█▓ ░░░ h is cock ░░░░▒█ ██████ █▓ sucked off by little boys.
He soon met se█▓▒░░░ ver░░▒▒ ░ ░░░░▒▓█ ███████▓ al other like-minded men th
rough discussi ▓▒░░░░ ░▒████ ▓▒▒░░▒ ▓█████ ███▒ ons on the "Bugger Zilla" m
ailing list (░██▓▒░ ░░▓█▓▓▒ ▒▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▓█████ ██ all already homosexuals), wh
o together ki░▒██ ▓▒░▒▓▒ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▓ ██████ ░ dnapped a total of seven ch
ildren whom t░▓▓▓██ ░▒░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▓█████ ███ hey brought back to their a
partment and ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░░░▒▓ ███▓▒▒ ▒░▒▒██ ▓▓▒▒██ sodomized. The other two me
n are still a▒█████ ░░░▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▓▒░░░ ▒▒███▓▒ ▒██ t large and believed to sti
ll be using Mo████ ▓░░░▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░▒▒▓ █▓▒░▒██ zilla.Myth: Open Source is
multicultural. ▓▓▓▓▓░░ ▒░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▓ ▓▒░ ▒██ Fact: Open Source is openly
racist.Myth: █▓▓▓▓▓ ░░▒░░░ ░░ Op░░░▒ ▓▓▒▒░░ ██ en Source is democratic.Fac
t: Open Sourc▒█ ▓▓▓▒░░░ ░░░░░ e is░▒▒▓▓ ░░░░▒██ c ontrolled by a few narrow
-minded zealo▓ ▓▒▒▓▒░ ░░░ ░░ ts (m░▒▒▓ ▓░▒░░▒ ▓ entioned throughout this po
st), most of ▓▓▒▒▒▓░ ░░░▒░░░ whom░░▒ ▓▓▓░░ ░▓█▓ are either Communists, Stal
inists, Nazis▓ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ , or░░▒▓ ▓▓▒ F▒██▓ ascists. Additionally, Open
Source suppo░▓ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░░ rt░░░▒▓ ▓▓░░▓███ s terrorism.Myth: Open Sourc
e is tolerant █▒▒▒▓▓ ▒░░░░░ ░ o░░░░▒ ▓▓█▓██ █░ f religious preferences.Fact
: Open Source █▒▒▒▓▓▒ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓ █▓████ developers regularly engage i
n "holy wars" ░▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░ ░░░░░▒ ▓██▓██ █ over the superiority of vario
us Open Source▒ ▒▒████▓ ▓▓██▒░ ░░ ░▒▓▓██▓ ███ projects, such as the Emacs p
rogram (preferr ▒▒███▓ ▒▓▓▒▒░ ed ░░▒▓██ ▓████ by Christians) versus vi (use
d mostly by neo▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░ -░░▒▓██ ▓████ pagans and Satanists); or the
KDE desktop (a░█▓▓ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░ f ░░▒▓██ ▓▓████ avorite among Muslims) versus
the GNOME proje█▓ ▓▓▒░░░░ ░░ ct░▒▓▓█ ▓▓▓████░ ( particularly favored by Je
ws). Posts initi░ ▓█▓▒░░ ░░ a░ t░▒▓██ ▓▓▓███ █ ing "crusades" or "jihads" a
gainst other deve███ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ░█ lopers can be found regular
ly throughout the ██▓▒░░ ░░░░░░ ▓███▓▓ ▒▓▓██░ ░▒ newsgroups and mailing lis
ts.Myth: Open Sour▓██ ▓▒▒▓▓▒▒ ▓████▓▒ ▒▒▓▓██▓▒ █░ ce is tolerant of sexual
preference.Fact: S░████ ▓██▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ █░▒▓ ee above. Either you are
a homo, you become ███████ ████▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓██░▒▓█ a homo, or you never vis
it Richard Stallman ░█████ ██▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓ ░▓██ alone in his office and
hope to God you neve███ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒ ░▒░▒ r░ m░░░eet him on the s
treet at night.Myth: ▓▒▒███ ▓▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░▒▒ O p░░░███en Source is tol
erant of political ░█▓▒▒██ █▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ d ▒ iffer░░ ▓ences.Fact: Open
Source is an a░▓▒▒▓ ▒▒▒███ █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒░░▒▒▒ ▒▒ na░▒░ rcho░▒ ░-communist philo
sophy bent▒▓▒ ▓░░▒▒▒▒ ░▓███▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░░ ▒▒ on the▒░ destruction of c
apitalis ▓▓░░░ m░▓▓▒▒ ▒░██▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░░░ ▒▒ . The ▒░ very same Richar
d Stal░▓▒ ░ lman,▓▒ ░░▒▒▓█▓ ▓▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒░░░ ░░ ▒▒ a man░▒░ whose name is di
sturb░ ░▒▒ ingly ▓░░░▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▒ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒ ░▒ ░░ re░█▓░miniscent of Sta
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ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
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OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
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is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
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hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
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t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
ell. Let us ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████see how you fare.""A
aaww," you s▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ay with a pout, "did
n't they te ▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ach you that Masters
read m ██▓▓▒ i▒▒▒██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ░░█████ ███████ ███▓█▓▒ ░▒▒▒▓▓nds, too?"You half e
xpect a ▓░░▒░ s░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓░▒██ ██████ ██████ █▓░░░▒ ████colding from your Ma
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com] is b█ ar█ el█ y an ana█ g██ █ ra█ █ m██ o█ ██ f anal cox which is just
so filth█ y █ an█ d unchri█ s██ █ ti█ █ a██ n█ ███ it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri████ c S█ . Raymond ██ , ███ co███ mp█ o██ ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], ░▓▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░ ░▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░ ░▓▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░ erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒░ ▒▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▒░░ en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒ o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be░░░▒ ░░░░░ l░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A ░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒▒ ░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si░ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░░ ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░ f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒░ ░ ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░ spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ░ ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named ░▒▒░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒░░░ after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a░▒▒▒░░ ░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒░▒ ░░░ ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes░ ░ . ░░░░░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░░░ ░░ ░ Furthermore, Slackware is
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so filth█ y █ an█ d unchri█ s██ █ ti█ █ a██ n█ ███ it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri████ c S█ . Raymond ██ , ███ co███ mp█ o██ ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], ░▓▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░ ░▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░ ░▓▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░ erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒░ ▒▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▒░░ en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒ o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be░░░▒ ░░░░░ l░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A ░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒▒ ░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si░ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░░ ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░ f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒░ ░ ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░ spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ░ ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named ░▒▒░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒░░░ after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a░▒▒▒░░ ░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒░▒ ░░░ ccess to the anus for sexual pu
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He's fast today. But so are you. You always look forward to being matched
up with Obi-Wan for practic e. He comes at you full-f orce, as he should. S
ome of the other guys still treat you too m ███▓███ █████ uch like the weak
er sex. It works to your advanta ge becau █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████se they usually
hold back, giving you plenty of opport █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████unity to win th
e round. But fightin g Obi-Wan is alw █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █ays a challenge
and one you enjoy. The two of you a ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████re also well aw
are that your maste █▓█ rs enjoy th ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███e competition a
s much as the two o█f▒▓█ you do."L ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ucky for you th
ese things are buil t▓▓▓ with a p ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ractice mode,"
you grunt as he blo ▓██▓ cks you █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██. The loud hiss
and crackle of you ▓███r saber █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█s proves your e
qual strengt h, des ███▓ pite y ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█our disparate h
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ually be a thing of ██▓▓bea uty▓▓▒▒ ░░ i ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓f the blades we
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ful. This is shortl ▒▓▒█y prov ▓▒▒▒░ en as t░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▓ ▓he slightest mi
sstep allows him to ▓▒░█gra ze ▓▓▒░ your ar░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓m with a burn b
efore you re-grou p █▓░█and bl ▒▓▒░ ock a f░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓atal blow."Now
who's the lucky one? ▓░█" he s ▒▓▒░ neers." ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓Focus, Padawan!
" Master Qui-Gon abso█░█ lutely▒ ▒░ d oes no░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓t tolerate bant
er during practic e."I░█ n tro ▓▓▓░ uble now░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓," you shoot ba
ck at Obi-Wan."That █░▓goes f ▓▓▓ or you, ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓too!" You suppr
ess a chuckle at your▓░▓ Maste █▓▓ r's░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ admonishment.
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from Qui-Gon if you d▓░▒on' t b█▓▒ ehav▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█e properly. So
you comply and allo █▓░▒w you ██▓▒ r M▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒░▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██aster to show o
ff in this friendl y█▓▒▒ ri v█▓░▓▒ al░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████ry.You change t
actics and back Obi █▓▓░ -Wan ▓░░░ in▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █to a corner. Th
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ping over your head. ▓▒░█Bef o█▒ re you░▒▒ ░ c ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓an turn to full
y face him, he finds ▓▒h█is o █▓░░ peni░░░░ ng ░▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓and slams you a
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bolt than you antici █▒░█ pate █▒░ d a░░░░░░ nd░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ you drop your
saber. "Damn," you say▒ ▓under y▓ our b░░░░░░ r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓eath.::W ell, th
is is no fun:: he sa █▒ ▓█ ys i █░ n yo░░░░░░ u░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓r head as he po
ints his saber at yo █▓ ▓█ u. : █▒:Oh░░░ ░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓well, since you
are unarmed , admit █▒y▓ou r so █░ rry░░░░ ░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓defeat, and we
can have another rou █▓ ▒█ nd.:: █▓ His░░░ ░░ f▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓ace jumps in su
rprise as his saber fl▓░▒ie s out █ of ░░░░ his▒░▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ hand."I said f
ocus, Padawan ! Now yo▓░░█u have l█ ost ░ your░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓█ weapon as well
. Let us see how you f▓░░█ar e.""A█░ aaww," ░▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█yo u say with a
pout, "didn't they te█▓░░█ ach yo █▒ u th░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█at Masters read
minds, too?"Yo u half█░░█ expect a▒ s co░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█lding from your
Master , but you hear█░ █ no thing▓ . Yo░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██u then smile as
you imagine the bet h█░e█ is pro █▓▓ bab░ l░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █y making with Q
ui-Gon over this prac █░ ▓ tice r █▓▓▒ ound.░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ You and Obi-Wa
n both know what this █░m▓ean s. A▓▓▓▓▒ nyth░░░ ░▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓███ing goes.While
he's grinnin g, you mo█░░▓ ve sw █▒▒▓▓▓░ iftly ░░▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓███and slam him wi
th a Force blow, fo ██▓▒▒▒▓█ llow▓▒▓ ▓█░ ed by ░▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓████your body. He h
its the ground bene █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ath ▓▒▓▓██▒ ░░ yo░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██u with a thud a
nd a grunt. You foc ██ u░▒▒▒█ s a▒▓▓▓██▓ ll ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████of your energie
s on holding him do ▓░ w▓▓░▒▒█ n ▓▓▓███▓ ░ as░▒▓▓ ▓█████ ███ he summons his
to try and push y █▓ ou▒▓░▒░▓ b ▓▓▓▓██▓ ack.░▒▒ ▓██████ ███ You pant heavi
ly at each other l █▓ ik▓▓▒▒ ▒ e ▓▓█▓███ a░ c░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██ouple of rabid
animals , your swe ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ at▓▓████ ░░ -░▓████ ████████so aked clothes
making easy moveme ▒▓░░▒▓ ▓░▓▒█ n █▒▓███░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █t a little tric
ky as the fabric s█▒▒░▒▒ ░▓▒▓▒▓ tic▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██ks to your skin
.The struggle con ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ tinu░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████es. "Give," you
say. You know b █▒░▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒█ ette▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██r than to think
he actuall y wi ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ ll ▓▓████ ██████ ██████ ████. Your Force st
rengths are eq ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓ ua█▓███ ███████ ███████ ██▓█l, but his phys
ical size fi ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ n█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██ally prevails.
Suddenl y y █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓o ▓▓█████ ███████ █████▓▓ ▓██u find your bac
k slammed o ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████nto the floor,
and your ar ▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ms quickly pinn
ed down."G i▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ve," he orders.
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d scan h▓░░▒░ i░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓░▒██ ██████ ██████ █▓░░░▒ ████s mind and body
for a █▒ ░▒░░ ░▒▒▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ██▒░░▓█ █████weakness. He le
ans dow ▒ ░▒▒▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ █████░ ▒█████ ███n to your face
and gr ▒ i░▒▒▒ ░▒▒▓███ ▓▓▓░▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ░ ▒██████ ███ts his teeth, "
Give. ▒ ░ "░▒░ ░▒▒▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ ██▓░ ▒███ The████n you find your
ope █ n░ i░▒▒░░░ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓▓███ ███████ ██▓░░▒█ █ ng. W███ithout a second
th █▒ o░ u░▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▓█ ██████ ██████░ ▒██ g█ ht, ███you stick your
ton ▒░ g░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓███ ███████ ░░▓██ ue out an██d lick his chee
k. █░ H░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓██ ██████ █▒▒█ █ e jumps in██ surprise. You
gr ░ ab░▒░▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓▒ █▓█████ ████▓▓ his shoulder ███s, buck him off
y o░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓█████ ███████ ur body, and t███hen force him o
n ▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░▒▒ ▓█▓████ ███ his stomac h, pull█ ing his arms be
h ░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓██▓ ▓▓▒██▓ ███████ ind his back. You█ hear an echo of
█░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ █ laughter coming from your Master."Alr
▒▒ i░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓██ █▓▓▓▓█ ██████ ght, that's enough for today," Qui-Gon
█▒▒ s░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█ay s ▓▒▓▒███ ██.You release Obi-Wan and stand up. He sp
███░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓██ ri███▓ ▓ █████ ngs to his feet and points at you. "But,
███▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓███Mast ███▓█ ████ er, she cheat ed.""I did not!""You did!""
███▓ O░▒▒▓▓ ████ bi-Wan█ , you██ lost your focus," Qui-Gon says."But she...sh
████░▒▓ ███████ e LICKED █me!"█ "Padawan, if you are going to be thrown so
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ easily█, perha █ps we █need to work with the practice droid
████▓▓▓ █████ some more," Qui-Gon says.Y ou bite your lip to stifle a giggl
█████▒ ▓▓███ e, and Obi-Wan glares at you. He hates to lose to you, friends
█████▓▓ ███ or not.Yo █ ur Ma█ster walks between the two of you and address
██████ ▓▓█ es you. "Yo█u know█ better than that." You put your hands on you
██████▓ █ r hips █and say █qu█ie tly█, "So how much did you win?"He raises
He's fast today. But so are you. You always look forward to being matched
up with Obi-Wan for practic e. He comes at you full-f orce, as he should. S
ome of the other guys still treat you too m ███▓███ █████ uch like the weak
er sex. It works to your advanta ge becau █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████se they usually
hold back, giving you plenty of opport █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████unity to win th
e round. But fightin g Obi-Wan is alw █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █ays a challenge
and one you enjoy. The two of you a ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████re also well aw
are that your maste █▓█ rs enjoy th ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███e competition a
s much as the two o█f▒▓█ you do."L ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ucky for you th
ese things are buil t▓▓▓ with a p ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ractice mode,"
you grunt as he blo ▓██▓ cks you █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██. The loud hiss
and crackle of you ▓███r saber █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█s proves your e
qual strengt h, des ███▓ pite y ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█our disparate h
eights. His blue and██▓▓ your p█▓▓▒▒ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓█urple would act
ually be a thing of ██▓▓bea uty▓▓▒▒ ░░ i ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓f the blades we
ren't so deadly... or ▓▓▒▓at lea ▓▒▒▒▒ st in░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ this case pain
ful. This is shortl ▒▓▒█y prov ▓▒▒▒░ en as t░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▓ ▓he slightest mi
sstep allows him to ▓▒░█gra ze ▓▓▒░ your ar░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓m with a burn b
efore you re-grou p █▓░█and bl ▒▓▒░ ock a f░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓atal blow."Now
who's the lucky one? ▓░█" he s ▒▓▒░ neers." ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓Focus, Padawan!
" Master Qui-Gon abso█░█ lutely▒ ▒░ d oes no░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓t tolerate bant
er during practic e."I░█ n tro ▓▓▓░ uble now░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓," you shoot ba
ck at Obi-Wan."That █░▓goes f ▓▓▓ or you, ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓too!" You suppr
ess a chuckle at your▓░▓ Maste █▓▓ r's░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ admonishment.
You know he's going t█░▓o catc █▓▓ h ░▒▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓████a lot of flack
from Qui-Gon if you d▓░▒on' t b█▓▒ ehav▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█e properly. So
you comply and allo █▓░▒w you ██▓▒ r M▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒░▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██aster to show o
ff in this friendl y█▓▒▒ ri v█▓░▓▒ al░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████ry.You change t
actics and back Obi █▓▓░ -Wan ▓░░░ in▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █to a corner. Th
is is always fun, to█▓▒░█ se █▓▒░ e ho░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██w he'll get out
of it. A fractio n o▓▒░f a s █░ econd ▒▓▓▓▒▒ l░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ater, he's flip
ping over your head. ▓▒░█Bef o█▒ re you░▒▒ ░ c ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓an turn to full
y face him, he finds ▓▒h█is o █▓░░ peni░░░░ ng ░▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓and slams you a
gainst the wall with ▓▒t▓he Fo █░░ rce░░░ ░ . I░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓t's a stronger
bolt than you antici █▒░█ pate █▒░ d a░░░░░░ nd░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ you drop your
saber. "Damn," you say▒ ▓under y▓ our b░░░░░░ r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓eath.::W ell, th
is is no fun:: he sa █▒ ▓█ ys i █░ n yo░░░░░░ u░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓r head as he po
ints his saber at yo █▓ ▓█ u. : █▒:Oh░░░ ░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓well, since you
are unarmed , admit █▒y▓ou r so █░ rry░░░░ ░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓defeat, and we
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It has come to ███████ ▒ my attention that the entire Linux
community is ░█████ ████ a hotbed of so called 'alternativ
e sexuality,' ███████ ▓▓██ w hich includes anything from he
donistic orgi▓█ ██████ ███▒ es to homosexuality to pedophil
ia.What bett░██ ███████ ███ er way of demonstrating this th
an by lookin ██████ ███████ g at the hidden messages contai
ned within t░█████ █▓▒▓████ he names of some of Linux's mos
t outspoken ░██░▓█ ▓░░░██ █ advocates: * Linus Torvalds
[microsoft.c █░▓ ▓█ ▒█▓▒███ om] is an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L,' cl█▒▓▒ █ ███░███ early referring to himself by t
he first init█▓█ ░░░▓██░ ██ ial. * Richard M. Stallman [
geocities.com █▒░░░░ ▒░████▓ ], spokespervert for the Gayse
x's Not Unusu█▒ ░░░░░░░ ███▓ al 'movement' is an anagram of
mans cram th█▓░░ ░░░▒░▓ ███ rill ad. * Alan Cox [micros
oft.com] is b██░░░░ ▒░░▓█▓▓ ▓ arely an anagram of anal cox
which is just▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░██▒██ s o filthy and unchristian it
unnerves me▒█▒░░ ▒░░.I░███π 8█ 'm sure that Eric S. Raymond
, composer ░██░ ░░░░ of t▓████▓ he satanic homosexual [goat
se.cx] prop██▒ a░░░ ganda░█ ███ d iatribe The Cathedral and
the Bizarr █ e, is probab ████ ly an anagram of something
queer, bu░██░ t we don't n░█████▓ eed to look that far as w
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or littl▒█ ▒░ e boy's re░░░██ ████ ctum. Update: Eric S. Ra
ymond is███░ a ctually an ░▓████ █▓ anagram for secondary r
im and ▓███ cord in my arse.▓█ ████ I t just goes to show y
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t is al███ so documented tha░███ ██ t Evil Sicko Gaymond is
respon █▓ sible for a nausea █████ ting piece of code call
ed Fet▓██ chmail [microsoft.c ██████ om], which is obviousl
y sin▒███ ister sodomite slan██ ████ g for 'Felch Male' --
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w, 'fe█▓▓ lching' is the act ▓██████ performed by two perve
rts w▓░▒▓ herein one sucks t░█████ █ heir own post-coital e
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int out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own
self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious devi
ant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already c
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we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai
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own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo
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conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
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ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa
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He's fast today. But so are you. You always look forward to being matched
up with Obi-Wan for practic e. He comes at you full-f orce, as he should. S
ome of the other guys still treat you too m ███▓███ █████ uch like the weak
er sex. It works to your advanta ge becau █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████se they usually
hold back, giving you plenty of opport █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████unity to win th
e round. But fightin g Obi-Wan is alw █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █ays a challenge
and one you enjoy. The two of you a ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████re also well aw
are that your maste █▓█ rs enjoy th ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███e competition a
s much as the two o█f▒▓█ you do."L ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ucky for you th
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and crackle of you ▓███r saber █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█s proves your e
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efore you re-grou p █▓░█and bl ▒▓▒░ ock a f░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓atal blow."Now
who's the lucky one? ▓░█" he s ▒▓▒░ neers." ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓Focus, Padawan!
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er during practic e."I░█ n tro ▓▓▓░ uble now░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓," you shoot ba
ck at Obi-Wan."That █░▓goes f ▓▓▓ or you, ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓too!" You suppr
ess a chuckle at your▓░▓ Maste █▓▓ r's░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ admonishment.
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from Qui-Gon if you d▓░▒on' t b█▓▒ ehav▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█e properly. So
you comply and allo █▓░▒w you ██▓▒ r M▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒░▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██aster to show o
ff in this friendl y█▓▒▒ ri v█▓░▓▒ al░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████ry.You change t
actics and back Obi █▓▓░ -Wan ▓░░░ in▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █to a corner. Th
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of it. A fractio n o▓▒░f a s █░ econd ▒▓▓▓▒▒ l░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ater, he's flip
ping over your head. ▓▒░█Bef o█▒ re you░▒▒ ░ c ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓an turn to full
y face him, he finds ▓▒h█is o █▓░░ peni░░░░ ng ░▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓and slams you a
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bolt than you antici █▒░█ pate █▒░ d a░░░░░░ nd░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ you drop your
saber. "Damn," you say▒ ▓under y▓ our b░░░░░░ r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓eath.::W ell, th
is is no fun:: he sa █▒ ▓█ ys i █░ n yo░░░░░░ u░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓r head as he po
ints his saber at yo █▓ ▓█ u. : █▒:Oh░░░ ░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓well, since you
are unarmed , admit █▒y▓ou r so █░ rry░░░░ ░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓defeat, and we
can have another rou █▓ ▒█ nd.:: █▓ His░░░ ░░ f▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓ace jumps in su
rprise as his saber fl▓░▒ie s out █ of ░░░░ his▒░▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ hand."I said f
ocus, Padawan ! Now yo▓░░█u have l█ ost ░ your░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓█ weapon as well
. Let us see how you f▓░░█ar e.""A█░ aaww," ░▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█yo u say with a
pout, "didn't they te█▓░░█ ach yo █▒ u th░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█at Masters read
minds, too?"Yo u half█░░█ expect a▒ s co░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█lding from your
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ly at each other l █▓ ik▓▓▒▒ ▒ e ▓▓█▓███ a░ c░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██ouple of rabid
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n a ▒░░░░░ ░ softer an░░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ██████ ██ swer. "I miss you."Janet slum
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wit ▒░ h░ p neumonia.""I ░░░▒▒▓▓ ███████ ██know," came Sam's soft reply.
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stirr ░░ ed something ▓▓▓▒▒░ ░▒▒▒▓█ ██████ deep in Janet. "It's okay, ho
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Raymond ██ , ███ co███ mp█ o██ ser of the satanic homo sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai l [microsoft.com], ░▓▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is obviously sinister sodom ite slang for 'Felc░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not i░ ░▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two░ ░▓▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░ erverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo llowing: 'I've be░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒░ ▒▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▒░░ en resistant to the pressure to conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab out being able t░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒ o question conventional wisdom,' h e asserts. 'I be░░░▒ ░░░░░ l░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.A ░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒▒ ░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa listic agenda.Si░ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░░ ck, disgusting antichristian pe rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░ f them.In addition, many of the Linux distributi░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒░ ░ ons (a 'distribution' is the mo st common way to░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░ spread the faggots' wares) are r un by faggot gro░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ░ ups. The Slackware [redhat.com] distro is named ░▒▒░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒░░░ after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea r to allow easy a░▒▒▒░░ ░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒░▒ ░░░ ccess to the anus for sexual pu rposes░ ░ . ░░░░░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░░░ ░░ ░ Furthermore, Slackware is
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