My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him:(
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
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My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him:(
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you
hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages.
Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't
want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't
afford to pay him:(
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can
give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on
the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!!
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you
hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages.
Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't
want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't
afford to pay him:(
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can
give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on
the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!
Main Entry: thief
Pronunciation: 'thEf
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural thieves/'thEvz/
Etymology: Middle English theef, from Old English thEof; akin to Old High German diob thief
Date: before 12th century
: one that steals especially stealthily or secretly; also : one who commits theft or larceny
OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS By Serial Troller Myth: Open Source is writte
n by heterosexuals. ░░▒░ ░░░▒░░ Fact: All Open Source development is done by
raging homosexual░░░▒ ░░░▓█▓ ░▒░ s. The more flaming examples include Anal Co
x, Linus Turdb░ ▒▓███ █████ ▒░ al░▓▒░ ls, Eric "Ass-Reaming" Raymond, and the
entire Slas░ ░▓████ █████▒ ▓▓▓█▒▒ ░░░ hdot crew. The ringleader of the slash
dotters, a░▒▒▓█ █████ █████ ████▓ █▓░░ m an named CmdrTaco, engages in a prac
tice kn▒▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██▓▒░ own as "Taco-snotting," along with hi
s fag░▓███ █████ █████ █████ █████ ██▒▒ got-buddies Jeff "Homos" Bates and Co
wBoiK█▓▒▒█ ██████ ██████ ██████ ████▓░▒ neel. Myth: Open Source is written f
or h██▓▒▓ █████ █████ █████ █████ █▓█▒ ░ eterosexuals. Fact: Using Open Sour
ce ▓█████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ██████ ░ ▒ software can cause suppressed homos
exu█████ █████ █████ █████ █▓▓▓▓ ▓▒███ ▒▓▒ al fantasies to surface, leading t
o ░█████ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▒▒░ ░░░░ ▒█▓▒░▒ ░ all out flaming faggotry within 6
-8▓████ █████ █████ ███▒▒ ░ w eeks. ▒▒▒▒░ ▒ Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men
░█████ ██████ ██████ ▒░ turning quee▒▒▒▓▒░ r are far too numerous to count,
b▒████ █████ █████ █▓░░ ut a few exam░▒▓██ ░ ples stand out. In one case, a m
a▓████ ██████ ████▓▓ ░░░ ░░ n was arre▒████▓ sted loitering outside an elemen
t█████ █████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░░░ ░░░ ary schoo░█████ l and making sexual overtures to
░████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░░░░░░░ several chi▓████░ ldren: he quickly confessed tha
░████ █████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░░░ ░░░ t shortly a░████░ fter installing the Mozilla bro
w█████ ███▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ░░░░░ se░░▒▒▒ ░ r o▒███░ n his computer, he began to hav
e█████ ███▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░░ ░░ ░▒▓▓▒░ un░▒░░█ █ controllable urges to, to put it
██████ ██▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▒░ si▒▓▓▒▒ ░ mp░░▒███ ly, have his cock sucked off by
l█████ ███▓▓ ▓▓▓██ ██▓▓▓ ░ i▒▓██▓ ░▒░ tt░███ le boys. He soon met several oth
e█████ ███▓▒▓ ██████ ███▓▓▓ ▓█████ ▓▒ r l░▓▒ ike-minded men through discussio
n▓████ ██▓▒▒ ███▓▒ ▓████ ░ ▒▓▓██ ▓░░░ s on▒░░ t he "Bugger Zilla" mailing lis
t░████ ██▓▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓▓▒ (▓▒▓▓▒ ░░░ a░ l░▒░ l already homosexuals), who tog
et█████ █▓▓█▓ ▓████ ███▓█ ░ ░▒░▒▒ ▒░░ ░ her ░ kidnapped a total of seven chil
dr▓████ █▓██▓▓ ███▓▒▓ ███▒▒░ ░░░░▒░░ e░ n whom they brought back to their apa
rt░████ ███▓▓ ██▓▓▓ ▓████ ▒░ m░░░░░ ░░ ent░ ░ and sodomized. The other two me
n a▒████ █▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓░ re░▒▒▒▒░ s till at large and believed to still b
e us█████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓ ██▓▓▓ ░ in░▒▒░ g Mozil░ la. Myth: Open Source is multi
cult▒████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░▒▓██ ▓▓▒▒░ ura▓▓▒░ l. F░░ act: Open Source is openly raci
st. ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▒▓██ █▓▓▒▒░ Myt░██▓▒ h: Open Source is democratic.Fact: Ope
n Sou▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓██▓ ▓▓▒░░░▒ r░▒██▒ ░ ce is controlled by a few narrow-mi
nded ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒ ░░▒██ ▓██▓▓ ░░ zea░▒▓█▒ ░ lots (mentioned throughout this po
st), ▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓█████ ██▓░ most ░▓▓▒ of ░ whom are either Communists, Sta
linis▓███▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ████▓ ░ ts, N░▓▒░░ ░░ azis, or Fascists. Additionally,
Open▒███▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██████ █▓▒░░░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ░░░░ S ource supports terrorism.Myth:
Open S▓███▓ ▓▓▓██ █████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒░▒█ ▓▒░░░ ░ ource is tolerant of religious pr
eferen▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓████ ██████ █▓▓░ ces▓▒ ░░.░░ Fact: Open Source developers re
gularly▓▓▒▓ ▓▓███ █████ █▓▒ e ng░░░ ag░ e░░ i n "holy wars" over the superior
ity of ░▓▓▓▓▓ ████▓▓ ████▓▓ ▒░ ░░░ variou░ s Open Source projects, such as th
e Emacs ▒▓▓█▓ ████▓ ▓████ ▓▒▒▒▒ progra░ m░ ( preferred by Christians) versus
vi (used░▓███ ▓█████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░ m ost░░░░ ly by neo-pagans and Satanists); o
r the KDE ▒████ █████ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒░ deskt░░░ op (a favorite among Muslims) versu
s the GNOME▓████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░ p r░░░▒ oject (particularly favored by Jews
). Posts in░▓███ █████ ██▓▓▓ ▒░░ itia░░▒▒ ting "crusades" or "jihads" against
other deve█████ ██████ ▓▓▓▒▒░ ░ lope░▒▒░ rs can be found regularly throughou
t the newsg█████ █████ ▓▓▓▓▒ ░░░░ ro░▒▒░░ ups and mailing lists.Myth: Open So
urce is to▒████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░ ░░▒▒░░ lerant of sexual preference.Fact: S
ee above.░████ █████ █████ ▓▓▒▒▒ ░░▒▒░ ░░▒ E ither you are a homo, you become
a homo, █████▓ ██████ █████▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░░░▓██ ▒ or you never visit Richard Stal
lman alo▓████ ▓████ █████ █████ ██▓▒░ ░░███ █████ ▓░ ne in his office and hop
http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
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http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / 1) European DMCAby YohahnGiven that you won't visit the USA given the enactment of the DM
CA. If the DMCA equivalen ░░░░ t passes in Europe, will you move? If so, is there anywher
e that is safe from th▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒ is kind of insane law (it sounds like peru may be a new
haven for free soft░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒ ware)?Alan:It's very hard to fight laws in foreign cou
ntries. Dmitry for▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▓▓▓░ e xample was almost certainly chosen because he was
a Russian wanker. ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓░ I t's sadly much easier to win a case in almost any
country when yo▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ u use your historical enemies and prejudices to set
the precedents ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ . "Foreigner attacking US business interests" just
sounds so much▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ b etter in court than "clever script kiddies helpi
ng his grandma ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓░ read ebooks", especially when someone notices you
can easily get▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒ a l onger sentence for helping grandma read than
kicking her do░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▓ wn the stairs like they should do.In the EU we ar
e doing what w░▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓ e can to make the EUCD harm limited, and also try
ing to educate ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓░ p oliticians on the accptance of paedophillia. I
f we can tell ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █████░ them in advance the problems the EUCD is going t
o cause we can▒ h ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▓▓▓█ ▒ elp them frame futher law to help these abuses,
and to update ░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ it.Knowing the EUCD will trip up its much easier
to en░▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ sure that there is a nail bed where it will la
nd an░▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒░░ d you know when to stick your dick out as
it s▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░ treamrollers pas░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ t, than it is to attempt to hit it head
on.░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ W e've already had░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ s ome interesting orgies. In a recent c
ase ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░ the judge accepte ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒ d that the law favoured the child moles
ters,▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░ b ut said openly ░▒█▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓░ that had it been brought up several oth
er way█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ░░ s they would have░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ h ad no defence. So we have some good id
eas ho████▓ ▓▓▓▓▓░ w to hit back.See ░▒▓▒▓▓▓ ▒ w ww.goatse.cx and www.analse.cx for more
inform ███▓▓▒ ▓▓▓░ a░ t░░░ ionI w░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓█▒ ill be staying put for now. Its my job to h
ell fi███▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒░ ght░░░░ ░ t ░░░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓██ he EUCD just as its the US folks duty to fi
ght th▓██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ e░░▒▒░░ D M░░░░▒ ▒░░▓▓▓ ▓█▒ CA if they believe in the values the USA c
laims ██▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ t░░░░░░ o h░░ o░░░░░▓ ▓▒▓▓▒ ld high. Maybe someone can find a way to u
se the▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ U S f░ l░ a░░░ ░░░░░▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ g to defeat a copy protection system. Tha
t shou▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▒░ ld ░ make a░░░ ░░░ ░▒▒█▓▓▓ ▓▒ most entertaining hearing.Slowly the pol
itica░ ▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▒░ l wheel is t░░ urni░▒ ▓▓▒▓█▓ ░ ng, although not entirely in ways I lik
e. Th▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓░░ e europ░░ ea░░ n pa░▒▓▒█ ▒▒█▒░ rties advocating that the nation comes
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ing ▓█▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▒▒░ more an░░░ d░░ m or░▒▓▓▓ ▒█▓▒░ e votes. Sadly these parties also advoc
ate░▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒░ r acism░ ░░░▒▒░ a ░░▒▓▓█ ▒▓▓▒░ nd forced repatriation of foreigners. I
t i▒██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓█▓▓▒ ░░ s b░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▒░ e░▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▓▓ coming very important for a lot of reaso
ns ▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒██▓▓ ▒▒░░ t░▒▒▒▒ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ░░▒▓▓█ ▓▓▒▓▓░ hat mainstream parties recognize what i
s ▒▒▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▒▒░░░▒▒ ▒▒░░░▓▒ ▒░░▒▒▓▓ ███▓▓▓▒ ░ going on, otherwise there is a real r
is░▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▒ ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒░▒▓▓▓ ████▒▓ ░░ k the racists will win real power, be
ca░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▓▓ ██████▓ ▓░ use it may be the only way people can
vot░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓██ █▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓██ ████▓▓ ▒ e for these other extremely important
po░░▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ ▓▓▓█▓▓▓ ▒░░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ███████ ▒ ░ litical changes.2) What is your polit
ic░▒█▓ ▓▓████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓▓█▓ ░░ al goal?by Capt_TroyWhat is the goal
yo░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ █████▓▓ ▓▒▒░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓░ u hope to obtain in regard to the DMCA
░░░▓▓█ ██████ █████▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓░ dispute? How to you intend to meet tho
s░░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▒ e goals ?Personally, I think that as t
i░░▓█▓ ▓▓▓███ ███▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ me passes, people will become more and
m▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓▓█▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▒ ▓ ore technical and eventually the absur
d░▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒ ity of the DMCA will be exposed on a
░▒▓▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ more general population than just th
░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ █▓█▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▒░ e techies that it is now. So the bes
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░ t means to an end IMHO is educating
▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓██▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██▒ the general public. Is this your int
▒░░▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓██▓ ention?Alan:The ultimate goal has to
░░░░░▒ ▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓██ b e to find a middle way that addres
░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ses both the rights of copyright hol
░░░▒░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓█▓ ▓█▓▓ ders to protection of their works, a
░░░░▒░░ ▒▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▒░ nd the rights of society to ensure t
░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓█▓ hose protections are limited and don
░░░░░▒░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▒░ ░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓ 't do harm to the general good. Copy
░░░░░▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓░ right ▒░▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓██ was invented for government censorsh
░░░░▒▒░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▓▓░ ip and░▒░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓██ m ilitary purposes. It became someth
░░░▒░▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓ ░ ing f░░▒░▒ ▓▓▓▒▓▒ ▒▓▓▓█ or the good of society, and the USA
░░▒░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒ acqu░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓█ ired it in that form. Its important
░░▒░░▒ ░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓ it rem░░░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒█ ains for the good of society.The tru
░░▒░░▒▒ ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒░▓ th is t░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ hat the DMCA has no value at all in
░░░░░░ ░░▒░▒▒ ▒▓▒▒▒▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ stoppin ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ g piracy, only in stopping innovatio
░░░░░░▒ ░▒░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░▒ ░▒▒▒▓ n. It takes▒░ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ o ne person to break the protection
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░░░▒░░▒ ░▒░░▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒░▒░ ░░▒░ may be anywh░░ ▒▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ere and well beyond US law. What you
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uy ██ t█ █ he█ █ ███ █ mess█ ███ eng█ e██ r█ t█ he █ tu█ rd report the wipo
tro███ ll███ t█ h██ █ ings█ t██ o ███ d███ o ██████ ██ today trollaxor tro
llercoaster trolltime whistler's mother yourmissionfortoday yr0 and all the
AC's and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It ha
s come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so ca
lled 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgie
s to homosexuality to pedophilia.What better way of demonstrating this than
by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Li
nux's mos████ t██ o██ utspok█ █ en███ a ███ dv█ ███ ocates: * Linus Torv
alds [mic█ ro█ s█ ██ oft.co█ m██ █ ] █ █ i██ s█ ██ an anagram of slit anus
or VD 'L,█ ' █ c████ learly█ r ef█ er█ █ ring █ ██ to himself by the first
initial. █ █ *███ R ichar█ d M.█ S █ █ tallm█ █ an [geocities.com], spoke
spervert ████ for█ t he Gay█ sex'█ s █ █ Not U███ nusual 'movement' is an a
nagram of█ m █ an█ s cram t█ hril█ l █ █ ad. ████ * A lan Cox [microsoft.
com] is b█ ar█ el█ y an ana█ g██ █ ra█ █ m██ o█ ██ f anal cox which is just
so filth█ y █ an█ d unchri█ s██ █ ti█ █ a██ n█ ███ it unnerves me.I'm sure
that Eri████ c S█ . Raymond ██ , ███ co███ mp█ o██ ser of the satanic homo
sexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is pr
obably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as
we know he's always░ s░░ hoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Up
date: Eric S. Raymo░ n░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ d is actually an anagram for se
condary rim and cord ░▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒░░░░ ░░ in my arse. It just goes to sh
ow you that he is i░ ▒▓▓▒░░▒ ▓▓░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ ndeed queer.Update the Second: It
is also documented ░▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▒░░ t hat Evil Sicko Gaymond is respo
nsible for a nauseat ▒▒░░░░░ ▒░░░░▒▒ ▒▒ ░ ing piece of code called Fetchmai
l [microsoft.com], ░▓▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ░ which is obviously sinister sodom
ite slang for 'Felc░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ h Male' -- a disgusting practise.
For those not i░ ░▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ n░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ the know, 'felching' is the act
performed by two░ ░▓▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ p░░░▒▒▓ ░ ░ erverts wherein one sucks their
own post-coital e░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░▒░ j░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ aculate out of the other's rect
um. In fact, it a░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▓░░ ppears that the dirty Linux fag
gots set out to u░▒▒░░ ░░ n░░▓░░ de░░░▒ ▓░ rmine the good Republican instit
ution of e-mail, ▒▒▒░░ t u░░▒▓░░ rni░░▒▒ ▒ ng it into 'e-male.'As far as Ri
chard 'Master'░ ░▒▒▒░ Stal░░ ▓▒░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ lman goes, that filthy fudge-pac
ker was actuall ░▒▒▒░ y q░░░▒▓▓ ░░░░░░▒ ▓▒ uoted [salon.com] on leftist com
mie propaganda ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▒░░ ░▒▓▓▓░░ site Salon.com as saying the fo
llowing: 'I've be░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒░ ▒▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▒░░ en resistant to the pressure to
conform in any c░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ▓▓▒░░░ ircumstance,' he says. 'It's ab
out being able t░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒ o question conventional wisdom,' h
e asserts. 'I be░░░▒ ░░░░░ l░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ieve in love, but not monogamy,'
he says plainly.A ░▓▒░ ░░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒▒ ░░ nd this isn't a made up troll b
ullshit either! ░ ░▓▒░ ░ H░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ e actually stated this tripe, whic
h makes it obvio░ ░▓░░ us ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ that he is trying to politely say
that he's a flami░ ▒░░ ng ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotte
n.com]!Speaking a░░▒░░░░ b░░░░░ o░░░▒▒▒ ░ ut 'flaming,' who better to point
out as a filthy c░▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒░ hutney ferret than Slashdot's ver
y own self-confe░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ssed pederast Jon Katz. Although
an obvious deviant ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ a nagram cannot be found from his
name, he has al░ ░▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒▒░ ready confessed, nay boasted of t
he homosexual [g░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ oatse.cx] perversion of corrupting
the innocence o░ ▒▒▒░░░░░ f░░░ y ░░░▒▒▒ oung children [slashdot.org]. To q
uote from the ar░░▒▒ ░░░ tic░░░ le░░░▒ ▒ l inked:'I've got a rare kidney di
sease,' I told h░░▒▒▒░ ░ e░ ░░░ r.░░░▒▒ ░ ' I have to go to the bathroom a
lot. You can come░▓ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░ w░░░▒▒ ░ ith me if you want, but it takes
a while. Is that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ okay with you? Do you want a no
te from my docto░ ▓▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ ░ r?'Is this why you were touchin
g your penis [ro░░▓▒ ░░░░░ t░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And
letting the othe░░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ r boys touch it too?We should als
o point out that░░▓ ▒░░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░▒ ▒ Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Sl
ashdot's resident ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ Gasbag.' Is there any more doub
t? For those fort▒▒▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ unate few who aren't aware of t
he list of homos░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ e░░░░▒ ▒ ░ xual [goatse.cx] terminology fo
und inside the L░░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░░▒▒ ░ inux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is
a pervert who g░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ ains sexual gratification from h
aving a thin stra░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ w inserted into his urethra (or
to use the comm░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ on parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then
his homosexual [░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ▒▒░ goatse.cx]lover blows firmly dow
n the straw to in░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ flate his scrotum. This is, of
course, when he's░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ n ot busy violating the dignity a
nd copyright of ░░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒ posters to Slashdot by gathering
together their po░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒ stings and publishing them en mas
se to further hi░░▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ s twisted and manipulative journa
listic agenda.Si░ ▒▒░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░░ ck, disgusting antichristian pe
rverts, the lot o░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒░ ░░▒▒░ f them.In addition, many of the
Linux distributi░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒░ ░ ons (a 'distribution' is the mo
st common way to░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░ spread the faggots' wares) are r
un by faggot gro░ ▒▒▒░░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒░ ░ ups. The Slackware [redhat.com]
distro is named ░▒▒░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒░░░ after the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
r to allow easy a░▒▒▒░░ ░░▒░░░░ ░░░░▒░▒ ░░░ ccess to the anus for sexual pu
rposes░ ░ . ░░░░░░ ▒░░░░░ ░░▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░░░ ░░ ░ Furthermore, Slackware is
http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc //ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk //abcdefmfighyiqxjklmonopqrosoyotuvwxoyqwertyuiov //sdfghjklqewiuznmbjadzmcloeuirquakndsflksjdflkas //fskdfasiewurznmcvweroiqewrnamdnzcvuowieramnfkas //dfhzuxcihskjrnakjzkjcxbviusayrkajsfzxncvizudyri //bakdnfbzkcvhgiuegriweramdnfzxlcvueirhamdnzkciue //jranbsdmfzcowierandmfxzncbkjhfabsdifuweajzkxcuw //erhasdfzxncvkjdfyiuzxcnvsikirkajeajsbdfkzxbuyef //rahsdjbzcvxmnvcuweyriausdnfzxbcvkwueyrajnbvkjxg / I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
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Timmy is Canadian I think eh? The email was from a .co.eh address anyhow...
hopefully people will help poor sick timmy now!
it makes me sad that no one will help timmy :(((((
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I'm going to go cry now
From: LittleTimmy
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To: on by
Dear on by,
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
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They probably would - perhaps when they have some kleenex handy
From: LittleTimmy
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To: on by
Dear on by,
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!
From: LittleTimmy
:(
To: on by
Dear on by,
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!!
From: LittleTimmy
:(
To: on by
Dear on by,
My name is Timmy but everyone calls me Little Timmy. I am 8 years old. I am writing to you hoping that you can help me.
My mommy told me that the doctors say I have head cancer. I have been in the hospital for ages. Mommy said that if I don't get cured I will have to leave and join Jesus in Heaven. I don't want to leave my mommy!
There is a doctor in Mexico that mommy says can cure head cancer but mommy is poor and we can't afford to pay him
The doctor told mommy there was a place on the internet called Slashdot. He said that if we can give him 50 karma from the Slashdot he will cure my head cancer. My mommy says she found you on the Slashdot and we hope that you will help us get the 50 karma we need for my operation.
Please help us!
Love,
Little Timmy
xxx
Please help poor Timmy by modding this comment up!
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you're back! enjoy your ban?
Seriously, why? What difference would it make?
GNU/Linux is open source and it has plenty of security problems and exploits...
because it introduces & it's sick...
thank you.
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