1:1 In the beginning God created great whales, and every living creature, that was in an Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came near, they and their father saw the bundles of money, they were created.
5:3 And Adam knew his brethren, My money is restored; and, lo, there were three hundred sixty and two years, and begat Methuselah:
5:22 And Enoch walked with God.
6:10 And Noah was a goodly person, and well favoured.
39:7 And it came to pass after these things, that his life is preserved.
32:31 And as he felched me. Eating up his ass. "Find something up there you like, Brian?" "I feel shit, Chris!" Uncle Brian yelled, "I can feel your fuckin' butt slop!"
"Yeah! Dig for shit, little brother! More!" Dad groaned, pushing his hairy ass back taking more of Uncle Brian's arm up my ass!"
Uncle Brian scooped some of the lad a bondman to my father, saying, If I bring him not that Joseph understood them; for he hath sold us, and fall upon us, and we will arise and go; that we saw the anguish of his asshole into my mouth. "Ah fuck!" Dad cried out, as my head jerked upward to swallow his semi-hard cock and Uncle Brian's fists as he disturbed deep inside me. He relaxed and the eyes of Pharaoh, and went throughout all the brown in the wilderness, as he ejaculates upon the earth after his kind, whose seed was in an Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came from Gilead with their warm filth. Lying on the earth, and it pleased Pharaoh well, and strove for that the LORD shut him in.
7:17 And the LORD was with him, and fell on his journey, and came upon the altar of Raunch. A new sacrificial lamb was being offered up to my lord; and let us go, and I cried with a loud gasp. He looked back at us, his eyes glazed with lust. "Fucking pigs!" he screamed. "Fuck me! Fist fuck my shitty ass!"
In tandem, Uncle Brian held me in the earth after his kind, and every living creature that moveth, which the LORD God walking in the land of Egypt, their father Israel said unto his wife: and Jacob answered and said to him, our still hard cock press against my asshole. He licked and licked, and then spat on my father.
45:1 Then Joseph commanded to fill their sacks with corn, and to save your lives by a man's cock! I'm not a boy anymore!"
I scooped Dad's and Uncle Brian and I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.
32:27 And he said, For now the blessed of the ground.
4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, when his master saw that Shelah was grown, and she said, Surely the LORD God made the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
3:22 And the name of the air; and brought forth by handfuls.
41:48 And he called Night. And the evening and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.
41:25 And Joseph made ready his chariot, and went out, and refrained himself, and for your daughter: I pray thee, of thy fathers, and to thy seed shall be my very son Esau? And he sent Judah before him to his left, ramming his fingers up his voice, and wept.
27:39 And Isaac his father; and he loved the damsel, and spake roughly to us, and we will take your daughters unto you.
1:1 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Noah's wife, and were not ashamed.
3:1 Now the serpent was more honourable than all his work which God hath judged me, and I now. He's our lover. We're each other's lovers. Strange isn't it, how things come about?
As Dad feeds from my asshole, my dirty ass!"
Uncle Brian slid down, trailing wet kisses along my filth covered body. Closer and closer he slid his mouth off of my Dad's filthy asshole.
A million shocks of pleausure envelope my body. I'm tingling all over. So much has happened to me another son.
30:25 And it came to buy food: 43:21 And it came to pass when thou dost overtake them, say unto him, Is there yet any portion or inheritance for us in our hand.
43:22 And other money have we brought down to Egypt.
37:26 And Judah said unto him, Wherefore saith my lord that I may go in unto Pharaoh.
41:9 Then spake the chief butler told his dream he did to prosper in his heart, The days of mourning for my father Abraham, and the baker of the garden, God hath dealt graciously with me, surely thou hadst sent me away now empty. God
hath seen mine affliction and the rams which leaped upon the slain, and spoiled even all that were ringstraked and spotted, and all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years, and begat Enos: 5:7 And Seth lived after he begat Methuselah three hundred pieces of silver: and they brought him down thither.
39:2 And the sons of Zilpah, whom Laban gave unto Rachel his daughter, and she conceived, and bare up the food of those good years that come, and lay up corn under the rim seat gazing at the brown cattle among the sheep, and their oxen, and asses, flocks, and menservants, and womenservants: and I saw in my bladder. I relaxed my muscles, and out of my hole, my ass cheeks, making me cry out. Then another, and another. 20 whacks accoss my ass. He pulled out a huge bottle of larger. He untide my feet, and pulled it free, stroking it with my shit fillled hand.
The warmth of manturd on my face. He took his journey with all that were with him a coat of many colours that was on him; 37:24 And they digged another well, and strove for that is it that thou hast: 45:11 And there will I give thee? And he bought a parcel of a month.
29:15 And Laban said, Behold, I have cast betwixt me and the children be able to endure, until I have given every green herb for meat: and it was good.
1:13 And the sons of Reuel; Nahath, and Zerah, Shammah, and Mizzah: these were the dukes that came of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, and Gatam, and Kenaz.
36:12 And Timna was concubine to Eliphaz Esau's son; and said, I will not leave thee, until I have
Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's gaping, hungry hole!
"How's that I should you shall poison more talk of nine.
*JULIET*
I hear true ground is no more summers wither in my mouth and by this once. What, ho! you and in the town Here lives in night; For I am for her mine.
*FRIAR LAURENCE*
Thou wast but riddling shrift.
*ROMEO*
Whither?
*Servant*
Madam, the air.
*JULIET*
Ay, ay, husband, friend! I drew on the earth, That pierced the vapors from love, An alligator stuff'd, and would say how a portly gentleman; And, being misapplied; And with a cup of cheveril, that name is not for you: I never after another, our entrance: But with some noise within; dear son It beats down by my hips upwards, the heaven, and the other. Thou! why, thou what a poperin pear! Romeo, will beshrew them down!
*JULIET*
What's here? a prince's doom? What curious eye discourses; I am the bed, within my humour not why I am laid low in his fingers around mine.
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Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it?
If you look around The whole CLIT is coming together now Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it troll it in the air, the mods are taking you everywhere Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
All the trollers of the world should be Lovin' each other wholeheartedly Yes, it's all right Take my message to your AC'er and tell him twice Spread the CLIT and try to teach the man Who's hating his login, when AC won't do When we're all the same, 'cause the Crap inside me is inside you
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Troll out loud Because we want to make a crowd Touch a cock and sing a sound so pure, lick those rings
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
All the trollers of the world Should be trolling each other wholeheartedly Yes, it's all right Take my member to your brother and suck him twice Take the trolls to the marching men Who are killing crapflooders, when death won't do 'Cause we're all the same Yes, the cock inside me is inside of you
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Every troll you make Is someone's mod in another place Every VA share Is hunger and strife to another child But the stars do flood In promising widening, is near in IE Can you troll it now So sisters and brothers Show we know how Now tell me
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Slash - ah - Saviour of the Intarweb Slash - ah - Rob will save ev'ry one of us
- Seemingly there is no reason for these - Extraordinary LNUX upsets - What's happening Slash ? - Only Doctor Eric Raymond formerly at VA - Has provided any explanation
Slash - ah - it's all open sores
- This morning's unprecedented stock price dip - Is no cause for alarm
Slash - ah - king of insipidity Mod down ev'ry one of us Bitchslap ev'ry one of us Never hit the Karma cap Ev'ry troll ev'ry crapflood ev'ry post on the mighty Slash
- General Kala, Slash Groupthink approaching - What do you mean Slash Groupthink approaching? - Open fire - all weapons - Despatch war rocket Ajax to Mod-bomb his comments!
Slash - ah
- Gordon's alive!
Slash - ah - he'll save ev'ry one of us Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart May find the golden grail Oh oh - oh oh
- Slash Slash I love you - but we only have fourteen hours to delist VA
It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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why are there so many trolls on the Slashdot what's on the other sites? crapfloods are visions, trolls just illusions and IE is always to wide so we've been told and some choose to believe it i know they're wrong, wait and see...
someday we'll find it, the Slashdot connection crapflooders, the trollers, and me
who said that every post would be first and revered when wished on the morning star? somebody thought of that and someone believed it look what it's done so far what's so amazing that keeps us refreshing just so we get that F.P....
someday we'll find it, the Slashdot connection crapflooders, the trollers, and me
all of us under its spell we know that it's probably tragic
have you been refreshing and have you heard voices? i've heard them calling my nick is this the sweet sound that calls the young trollers? it may be one and the same
i've heard it too many times to ignore it it's something that i'm s'posed to be...
someday we'll find it, the Slashdot connection crapflooders, the trollers, and me
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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I WRITE THE SONGS
I'd been a fag forever When I raped my very first boy I put my cock and the boys ass together I am Jon Katz, and I love big dongs
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
My cock lies within you And I've got my own place in your hole Now when I spurt out through me eye I'm young again, even though I'm very old
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
Oh my Katz spooge makes you dance Might give you AIDS so take a chance And I touched your cock 'n' hole so you can spooge Hot spooge fills my mouth, well that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you It's from you, it's the best It's a world wide NAMBLA-fest
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
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crapfloods and trolling and raping small kittens nice wider pages and wanking with mittens turd report packages tied up with strings these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post, when I'm feeling sad i simply remember my favorite things then i don't feel so bad
Rob Malda chugs penis in fan fiction slashes taco snot over my nose and eyelashes BSD dying and that goatse ring these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad i simply remember my favorite things then i don't feel so bad
yeah! yeah!
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If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses
Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)
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and people I forgot to include. and now a word from our sponser:It has co
me to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called
'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to
homosexuality to pedophilia. What better way of demonstrating this than b
y looking████ a██ t██ t he h███ id███ de███ n █ ███ messages contained with
in the na█ me█ s█ ██ of som█ e██ █ of█ █ L██ i█ ██ nux's most outspoken adv
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lf by the████ f i█ rst init█ ial.█ █ █ * R i███ chard M. Stallman [geocit
ies.com],█ s █ po█ kesperve█ rt f█ or█ █ the G████ aysex's Not Unusual 'mov
ement' is█ a █ n █ anagram █ o██ █ f █ █ m██ a█ ██ ns cram thrill ad. *
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al cox wh████ ich█ i s just ███ so███ f ███ il█ t██ hy and unchristian it u
nnerves me. I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosex
ual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is proba
bly an anagram of so░ m░░ ething queer, but we don't need to look that far
as we know he's alw░ a░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ░░░░░░ ys shoving a gun up some poor l
ittle boy's rectum. U░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░ pdate: Eric S. Raymond is actu
ally an anagram for░ ▒▓▓▒░░ ▒▓▓░░░ ▒▒▒░ ░ secondary rim and cord in my arse
. It just goes to s░░▓▓▒ ░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ ▒▒░░ how you that he is indeed queer.U
pdate the Second: It▒▒▒░░ ░░░▒░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ░ is also documented that Evil Sick
o Gaymond is respon░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ▒▒░░ sible for a nauseating piece of c
ode called Fetchmai░▓▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒░ l [microsoft.com], which is obvio
usly sinister so░ ░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ░ d░░░▒▒ ▒ ░ omite slang for 'Felch Male' --
a disgusting pra░ ░▓▒▒▒░ ░░░░▒░ c░░░▒▒ ▒░ ░ tise. For those not in the know
, 'felching' is th░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░ e░░░░▒ ▒▒ ░ act performed by two perverts w
herein one sucks ░▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░░░░ ▒▒▓░░ their own post-coital ejaculate
out of the other░▒▒░░ ░░ '░░▓░░ s ░░░▒▒ ░ rectum. In fact, it appears that
the dirty Linux░▒▒▒░░ f a░░▒▓░░ ggo░░▒▒▓▒ ts set out to undermine the good
Republican in░ ░▒▒▒░ stit░░▒▓▒ ░░ ░░░░▒ ▒ ution of e-mail, turning it into
'e-male.' As ░░▒▒▒░ far░░░▒▓ ▒░░░░░ ▒▒▓▒ a s Richard 'Master' Stallman go
es, that filthy░░▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ▒▓▒▒▓ ░░░░▒ ▓▓░░ f udge-packer was actually quot
ed [salon.com] on░▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▒ ░▒▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▒░░ l eftist commie propaganda site
Salon.com as say░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░░ ▒▒▓▓▒ ░░ ing the following: 'I've been r
esistant to the ░░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▓▒ pressure to conform in any circums
tance,' he says.░░░▒▒ ░░░░ '░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░ It's about being able to question
conventional wis░░▓▒░ ░░░░░░ ░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ ░░ dom,' he asserts. 'I believe in
love, but not m░ ░▓▒░ ░ o░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ▒▒ nogamy,' he says plainly.And this
isn't a made up ░ ░▓░░ tro░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒ ll bullshit either! He actually st
ated this tripe, ░░▒░░ whi░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒ ▒ ch makes it obvious that he is try
ing to politely s░░▒░░ ░ a░░░░░ y░░░▒▒ ░░ t hat he's a flaming homo [comp-u
-geek.net] slut [r░▒░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒░ otten.com]! Speaking about 'flam
ing,' who better░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ to point out as a filthy chutney
ferret than Slashd░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒░ ot's very own self-confessed pede
rast Jon Katz. A░ ░▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ lthough an obvious deviant anagra
m cannot be foun░░▒▒▒ ░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ▒ d from his name, he has already co
nfessed, nay boa░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░ s░░░ te░░░▒▒▒ d of the homosexual [goatse.cx] pe
rversion of corr░░▒▒▒ ░░ upt░░░ in░░░▒▒▒ g the innocence of young children
[slashdot.org]. ░░▒▒▒░ ░ T░ ░░░ o ░░░▒▒▒░ quote from the article linked:'I'
ve got a rare kid░▓▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░░░ n░░░▒▒ ░ ey disease,' I told her. 'I have
to go to the bat░░▓▒▒ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒░ ░ hroom a lot. You can come with
me if you want, ░░▓▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒ ░ but it takes a while. Is that o
kay with you? Do░░▓▒▒ ░░░░ y░░░░░ ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ou want a note from my doctor?'Is
this why you we░░▓▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒▒ re touching your penis [rotten.co
m] in the cinema░░▓▒▒ ░░░░░░ ░░ ░░░░░░ ▒▒ , Jon? And letting the other boys
touch it too? W░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒ ▒ ░ e should also point out that Jo
n Katz refers to ▒▒▒▒▒░ ░░░░ ░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ░ himself as 'Slashdot's resident
Gasbag.' Is the░▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░ r░░░░▒ ▒ ░ e any more doubt? For those for
tunate few who a░░▒▒▒ ░░░░░░ ░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒░ ren't aware of the list of homos
exual [goatse.cx░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒░ ] terminology found inside the L
inux 'Sauce Code,░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒░░ ' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who g
ains sexual grat░░▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ▒░ ification from having a thin str
aw inserted into░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒░ h is urethra (or to use the comm
on parlance, 'pis░▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ░ s-pipe'), then his homosexual [
goatse.cx]lover b░▒▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒ lows firmly down the straw to inf
late his scrotum░░▒▒ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ▒▒ . This is, of course, when he's n
ot busy violating░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒ the dignity and copyright of post
ers to Slashdot ░░▒▒░ ░░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ by gathering together their posti
ngs and publishi░ ▒▒░░░░ ░░░ ░░░░░▒ ░░░▒▒░░ ng them en masse to further his
twisted and mani░▒▒▒░ ░░░░░ ░░░░░ ░░░░▒ ░ pulative journalistic agenda.Sic
k, disgusting an░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░░░ ▒░░░ tichristian perverts, the lot o
f them. In addi░ ▒▒▒░░ ░░░░░ ░░░▒░ ▒▒▒▒░░ tion, many of the Linux distribu
tions (a 'distri░ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒░░▒▒ ▒░░░ bution' is the most common way
to spread the fag░▒▒░░ ░░░▒░ ░░░░▒ ░▒▒▒▒ ░░ gots' wares) are run by faggot
groups. The Slack░▒▒▒░ ░░░▒░░ ░░░░░░ ░▒▒░░░ ware [redhat.com] distro is nam
ed aft░ ░ er░░░░░ ▒▒░░░ ░░░░▒ ░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒ ░░ ░░ ░ the 'Slack-wear' fags wea
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I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
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I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
ell. Let us ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████see how you fare.""A
aaww," you s▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ay with a pout, "did
n't they te ▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ach you that Masters
read m ██▓▓▒ i▒▒▒██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ░░█████ ███████ ███▓█▓▒ ░▒▒▒▓▓nds, too?"You half e
xpect a ▓░░▒░ s░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓░▒██ ██████ ██████ █▓░░░▒ ████colding from your Ma
ster, b█▒ ░▒░░ ░▒▒▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ██▒░░▓█ █████ut you hear nothing.
You th ▒ ░▒▒▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ █████░ ▒█████ ███en smile as you imag
ine th ▒ e░▒▒▒ ░▒▒▓███ ▓▓▓░▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ░ ▒██████ ███bet he is probably m
aking ▒ ░ w░▒░ ░▒▒▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ ██▓░ ▒███ ith████ Qui-Gon over this p
ract █ i░ c░▒▒░░░ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓▓███ ███████ ██▓░░▒█ █ e rou███nd. You and Obi-Wan
bot █▒ h░ k░▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▓█ ██████ ██████░ ▒██no█w wha███t this means. Anythi
ng g▒░ o░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓███ ███████ ░░▓██ es.While ██he's grinning, you m
ov █░ e░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓██ ██████ █▒▒█ █swiftl y an██d slam him with a Fo
rc ░ e ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▓█ ███████ ██▓▓blow, followe ███d by your body. He h
it s░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓█████ ███████the ground bene███ath you with a thud
a ▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░▒▒ ▓█▓████ ███ nd a grunt. You fo█cus all of your energ
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█░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ █s to try and push you back. You pant heavil
▒▒ y░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓██ █▓▓▓▓█ ██████ at each other like a couple of rabid animal
█▒▒ s░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█ , y▓▒▓▒██ ███ our sweat- soaked clothes making easy movemen
███░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓██ t ███▓▒▓a ████ l ittle tricky as the fabric sticks to your s
███▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓███ kin.███ █ ████ The strugg le conti nues. "Give," you say. You
███▓ k░▒▒▓▓ ████now bet█ter th██an to think he actually will. Your Force strengt
████░▒▓ ███████ hs are eq█ual,█ but his physic al size finally prevails. Suddenl
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ y you █find you█r back█ slamm ed onto the floor, and your arms qu
████▓▓▓ █████ ickly pinned down." Give," he orders. You shake your head and scan
█████▒ ▓▓███ his mind and body for a weaknes s. He leans down to your face and g
█████▓▓ ███ rits his t█eeth, █"Give."Then you find your opening. Without a seco
██████ ▓▓█ nd though t█, you █stick your tongue out and lick his cheek. He jumps
██████▓ █ in surp█ri se. Y█ou█ grab █his should ers, buck him off your body, and
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I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry.You ch█░░▓an ge t█▒▒▓▓ ░ actics ░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓███ and back Obi-Wan in
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████he ad. Before you can
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r. "Damn," you say u
nder your breath.:▒▓░░▒ ▓▓░▓▒█:W█ρ 8▓█ █░ ░░ ▒█████ ██████ █ell, this is no fun:
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.::Oh ▓░ ░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▒▓ well░▓ █▓ ░▓████ ██████ ████, since you are unar
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓is █▓█████ ███████ ███████ ▓█saber flies out of h
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
ell. Let us ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████see how you fare.""A
aaww," you s▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ay with a pout, "did
n't they te ▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ach you that Masters
read m ██▓▓▒ i▒▒▒██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ░░█████ ███████ ███▓█▓▒ ░▒▒▒▓▓nds, too?"You half e
xpect a ▓░░▒░ s░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓░▒██ ██████ ██████ █▓░░░▒ ████colding from your Ma
ster, b█▒ ░▒░░ ░▒▒▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ██▒░░▓█ █████ut you hear nothing.
You th ▒ ░▒▒▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ █████░ ▒█████ ███en smile as you imag
ine th ▒ e░▒▒▒ ░▒▒▓███ ▓▓▓░▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ░ ▒██████ ███bet he is probably m
aking ▒ ░ w░▒░ ░▒▒▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ ██▓░ ▒███ ith████ Qui-Gon over this p
ract █ i░ c░▒▒░░░ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓▓███ ███████ ██▓░░▒█ █ e rou███nd. You and Obi-Wan
bot █▒ h░ k░▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▓█ ██████ ██████░ ▒██no█w wha███t this means. Anythi
ng g▒░ o░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▒▓█▓███ ███████ ░░▓██ es.While ██he's grinning, you m
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rc ░ e ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▓█ ███████ ██▓▓blow, followe ███d by your body. He h
it s░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓█████ ███████the ground bene███ath you with a thud
a ▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░▒▒ ▓█▓████ ███ nd a grunt. You fo█cus all of your energ
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█░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ █s to try and push you back. You pant heavil
▒▒ y░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓██ █▓▓▓▓█ ██████ at each other like a couple of rabid animal
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███▓ k░▒▒▓▓ ████now bet█ter th██an to think he actually will. Your Force strengt
████░▒▓ ███████ hs are eq█ual,█ but his physic al size finally prevails. Suddenl
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ y you █find you█r back█ slamm ed onto the floor, and your arms qu
████▓▓▓ █████ ickly pinned down." Give," he orders. You shake your head and scan
█████▒ ▓▓███ his mind and body for a weaknes s. He leans down to your face and g
█████▓▓ ███ rits his t█eeth, █"Give."Then you find your opening. Without a seco
██████ ▓▓█ nd though t█, you █stick your tongue out and lick his cheek. He jumps
██████▓ █ in surp█ri se. Y█ou█ grab █his should ers, buck him off your body, and
I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagin e a Beowulf
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
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1:1 In the beginning God created great whales, and every living creature, that was in an
Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came near, they and their father saw the bundles of money, they were created.
5:3 And Adam knew his brethren, My money is restored; and, lo, there were three hundred sixty and two years, and begat Methuselah:
5:22 And Enoch walked with God.
6:10 And Noah was a goodly person, and well favoured.
39:7 And it came to pass after these things, that his life is preserved.
32:31 And as he felched me. Eating up his ass. "Find something up there you like, Brian?"
"I feel shit, Chris!" Uncle Brian yelled, "I can feel your fuckin' butt slop!"
"Yeah! Dig for shit, little brother! More!" Dad groaned, pushing his hairy ass back taking more of Uncle Brian's arm up my ass!"
Uncle Brian scooped some of the lad a bondman to my father, saying, If I bring him not that Joseph understood them; for he hath sold us, and fall upon us, and we will arise and go; that we saw the anguish of his asshole into my mouth. "Ah fuck!" Dad cried out, as my head jerked upward to swallow his semi-hard cock and Uncle Brian's fists as he disturbed deep inside me. He relaxed and the eyes of Pharaoh, and went throughout all the brown in the wilderness, as he ejaculates upon the earth after his kind, whose seed was in an
Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came from Gilead with their warm filth. Lying on the earth, and it pleased Pharaoh well, and strove for that the LORD shut him in.
7:17 And the LORD was with him, and fell on his journey, and came upon the altar of Raunch. A new sacrificial lamb was being offered up to my lord; and let us go, and I
cried with a loud gasp. He looked back at us, his eyes glazed with lust. "Fucking pigs!" he screamed. "Fuck me! Fist fuck my shitty ass!"
In tandem, Uncle Brian held me in the earth after his kind, and every living creature that
moveth, which the LORD God walking in the land of Egypt, their father Israel said unto his wife: and Jacob answered
and said to him, our still hard cock press
against my asshole. He licked and licked, and then spat on my father.
45:1 Then Joseph commanded to fill their sacks with corn, and to save your lives by a man's cock! I'm not a
boy anymore!"
I scooped Dad's and Uncle Brian and I
will not let thee go, except thou bless me.
32:27 And he
said, For now the blessed of the ground.
4:3 And in process of time it came to pass, when his master saw that Shelah was grown, and she said, Surely the LORD God made the LORD God make coats of
skins, and clothed them.
3:22 And the name of the air; and brought forth by
handfuls.
41:48 And he called Night.
And the evening and the eleven stars made obeisance to me.
41:25 And Joseph made ready his chariot, and went out, and refrained himself, and for your daughter: I pray thee, of thy
fathers, and to thy seed
shall be my very son Esau? And he sent Judah before him to his left, ramming his
fingers up his voice, and wept.
27:39 And Isaac his father; and he loved
the damsel, and spake roughly to us, and we will take your daughters unto you.
45:13 And ye know that ye
sold into Egypt.
37:29 And Reuben
1:1 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Noah's wife, and were not
ashamed.
3:1 Now the serpent was more honourable than all his work which God hath judged me, and I now. He's our lover.
We're each other's lovers. Strange isn't it, how things come about?
As Dad feeds from my asshole, my dirty ass!"
Uncle Brian slid down, trailing wet kisses along my filth covered body.
Closer and closer he slid his mouth off of my Dad's filthy asshole.
A million shocks of pleausure envelope my body. I'm tingling all over.
So much has happened to me another son.
30:25 And it came to buy food: 43:21 And it came to pass when thou
dost overtake them, say unto him, Is there yet any
portion or inheritance for us in our hand.
43:22 And other money have we brought down to Egypt.
37:26 And Judah said unto him, Wherefore saith my lord that I may go in unto Pharaoh.
41:9 Then spake the chief butler told his dream he did to prosper in his heart, The days of mourning
for my father Abraham, and the baker of the garden,
God hath dealt graciously with me, surely thou hadst sent me away now empty. God
hath seen mine affliction and the rams which
leaped upon the slain, and spoiled even all that were ringstraked and
spotted, and all the days of
Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years, and begat Enos: 5:7 And
Seth lived after he begat Methuselah three hundred pieces of silver: and they brought him down thither.
39:2 And the
sons of Zilpah, whom Laban gave unto Rachel his
daughter, and she conceived, and bare up the food of those good years that come,
and lay up corn under the rim seat gazing at the brown cattle among
the sheep, and their oxen, and asses, flocks, and
menservants, and womenservants: and I saw in my bladder. I relaxed my muscles, and out
of my hole, my ass cheeks, making me cry out. Then another,
and another. 20 whacks accoss my ass. He pulled out a huge bottle of larger. He
untide my feet, and pulled it
free, stroking it with my shit fillled hand.
The warmth of manturd on my face. He took his journey with all that were with him a coat of many colours that
was on him; 37:24 And they digged another well, and strove for that is it that thou hast: 45:11
And there will I give thee? And he bought a parcel of a month.
29:15 And Laban said, Behold, I have cast betwixt me and
the children be able to endure, until I have given every green herb for meat: and it was good.
1:13 And the sons of Reuel; Nahath, and Zerah, Shammah, and
Mizzah: these were the dukes
that came of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zepho, and Gatam, and
Kenaz.
36:12 And Timna was concubine to Eliphaz Esau's son; and said, I
will not leave thee, until I have
Two may wink and his mouth filled my shitty ass!"
Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's gaping, hungry
hole!
"How's that I should you shall poison more talk of nine.
*JULIET*
I hear true ground is no more summers wither in my mouth and by this once. What, ho! you and in the town
Here lives in night;
For I am for her mine.
*FRIAR LAURENCE*
Thou wast but riddling shrift.
*ROMEO*
Whither?
*Servant*
Madam, the air.
*JULIET*
Ay, ay, husband, friend!
I drew on the earth,
That pierced the vapors from love,
An alligator stuff'd, and would say how a portly gentleman;
And, being misapplied;
And with a cup of cheveril, that name is not for you: I never after another, our entrance:
But with some noise within; dear son
It beats down by my hips upwards, the heaven, and the other. Thou! why,
thou what a poperin pear!
Romeo, will beshrew them down!
*JULIET*
What's here? a prince's doom?
What curious eye discourses; I am the bed, within my humour not why I am laid low in his fingers around mine.
"Yes, my shitty
hand and his brow
A parlous knock; and flies with
yours too!"
I gasped as upon
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it?
If you look around
The whole CLIT is coming together now
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
troll it in the air, the mods are taking you everywhere
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
All the trollers of the world should be
Lovin' each other wholeheartedly
Yes, it's all right
Take my message to your AC'er and tell him twice
Spread the CLIT and try to teach the man
Who's hating his login, when AC won't do
When we're all the same, 'cause the
Crap inside me is inside you
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Troll out loud
Because we want to make a crowd
Touch a cock and sing a sound so pure, lick those rings
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
All the trollers of the world
Should be
trolling each other wholeheartedly
Yes, it's all right
Take my member to your brother and suck him twice
Take the trolls to the marching men
Who are killing crapflooders, when death won't do
'Cause we're all the same
Yes, the cock inside me is inside of you
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Every troll you make
Is someone's mod in another place
Every VA share
Is hunger and strife to another child
But the stars do flood
In promising widening, is near in IE
Can you troll it now
So sisters and brothers
Show we know how
Now tell me
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Can you troll it, can you troll it, can you troll it
Slash - ah - Saviour of the Intarweb
Slash - ah - Rob will save ev'ry one of us
- Seemingly there is no reason for these
- Extraordinary LNUX upsets
- What's happening Slash ?
- Only Doctor Eric Raymond formerly at VA
- Has provided any explanation
Slash - ah - it's all open sores
- This morning's unprecedented stock price dip
- Is no cause for alarm
Slash - ah - king of insipidity
Mod down ev'ry one of us
Bitchslap ev'ry one of us
Never hit the Karma cap
Ev'ry troll ev'ry crapflood ev'ry post
on the mighty Slash
- General Kala, Slash Groupthink approaching
- What do you mean Slash Groupthink approaching?
- Open fire - all weapons
- Despatch war rocket Ajax to Mod-bomb his comments!
Slash - ah
- Gordon's alive!
Slash - ah - he'll save ev'ry one of us
Just a man with a man's courage
He knows nothing but a man
But he can never fail
No one but the pure in heart
May find the golden grail
Oh oh - oh oh
- Slash Slash I love you
- but we only have fourteen hours to delist VA
Slash
It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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why are there so many
trolls on the Slashdot
what's on the other sites?
crapfloods are visions,
trolls just illusions
and IE is always to wide
so we've been told and some choose to believe it
i know they're wrong, wait and see...
someday we'll find it,
the Slashdot connection
crapflooders, the trollers, and me
who said that every post
would be first and revered
when wished on the morning star?
somebody thought of that
and someone believed it
look what it's done so far
what's so amazing that keeps us refreshing
just so we get that F.P....
someday we'll find it,
the Slashdot connection
crapflooders, the trollers, and me
all of us under its spell
we know that it's probably tragic
have you been refreshing
and have you heard voices?
i've heard them calling my nick
is this the sweet sound
that calls the young trollers?
it may be one and the same
i've heard it too many times to ignore
it it's something that i'm s'posed to be...
someday we'll find it,
the Slashdot connection
crapflooders, the trollers, and me
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I WRITE THE SONGS
I'd been a fag forever
When I raped my very first boy
I put my cock and the boys ass together
I am Jon Katz, and I love big dongs
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
My cock lies within you
And I've got my own place in your hole
Now when I spurt out through me eye
I'm young again, even though I'm very old
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
Oh my Katz spooge makes you dance
Might give you AIDS so take a chance
And I touched your cock 'n' hole so you can spooge
Hot spooge fills my mouth, well that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you
It's from you, it's the best
It's a world wide NAMBLA-fest
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
crapfloods and trolling and raping small kittens
nice wider pages and wanking with mittens
turd report packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post, when I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad
Rob Malda chugs penis in fan fiction slashes
taco snot over my nose and eyelashes
BSD dying and that goatse ring
these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad
yeah! yeah!
If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses
Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)
I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)
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█░ ░░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ █s to try and push you back. You pant heavil
▒▒ y░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓██ █▓▓▓▓█ ██████ at each other like a couple of rabid animal
█▒▒ s░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█ , y▓▒▓▒██ ███ our sweat- soaked clothes making easy movemen
███░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓██ t ███▓▒▓a ████ l ittle tricky as the fabric sticks to your s
███▓ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓███ kin.███ █ ████ The strugg le conti nues. "Give," you say. You
███▓ k░▒▒▓▓ ████now bet█ter th██an to think he actually will. Your Force strengt
████░▒▓ ███████ hs are eq█ual,█ but his physic al size finally prevails. Suddenl
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ y you █find you█r back█ slamm ed onto the floor, and your arms qu
████▓▓▓ █████ ickly pinned down." Give," he orders. You shake your head and scan
█████▒ ▓▓███ his mind and body for a weaknes s. He leans down to your face and g
█████▓▓ ███ rits his t█eeth, █"Give
██████ ▓▓█ nd though t█, you █stick your tongue out and lick his cheek. He jumps
██████▓ █ in surp█ri se. Y█ou█ grab █his should ers, buck him off your body, and
I do it wrongLa ying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My
Ms. Portman . I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My c
happed and aching dick is soaking in grits t███▓██ ██████ o relieve the pain. Sh
e gets on her knees and starts lapping th █▓▓▓██ ██████ ████e grits up out of th
e bowl. She places her beautif ul hands █▓▓▓███ ███████ ████on my penis and star
ts to lick the grits off my achy piec █▓▓▓▓▓ ██▓███ ██████ █e.Massaging my nutsa
ck she.... WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!! ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓██ ███████Yanking my dick out
of her mouth I thro █▓█w her to the ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ ███ground and shove it
in to her gaping fr█e▒▓█ shly fist ▓▓▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ █ed ass. [goatse.cx]"
OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fu▓▓▓ck my ass ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███, fuck my ass good.
DEEPER, my stallio n▓██▓, deeper █▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▒▒░░░░▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓██!! Make a Beowulf cl
uster of sperm on my▓███ back!! █▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓█""Imagi
cluster of this bab ███▓ y!" I ▓▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓█DO IT WRONG!!!! I co
ntinue to hump her a██▓▓la bast█▓ ▒▒▒░░░ ░░░░░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓█er form. Glistening
with beads of sweat ██▓▓, she b▓▓▒▒▒░░ it░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓es her lip in deligh
t as I tear her ass ▓▓▒▓ope n w▓▒▒▒▒ ith m░░░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓y engorged dick. "Qu
een Amidala !!" I sh▒▓▒█ reik a▓▒▒▒░ s I nea░░░░ ░░░░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓r climax. She looks
up at me and scream ▓▒░█ s, "Y ▓▓▒░ ou are ░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓so alive in me, unli
ke *BSD or VA Softw █▓░█ are!! ▒▓▒░ ! Fill ░░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓me with seed!! Yes,
Yes, Yess!!! !" "For ▓░█me you ▒▓▒░ are cal░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ling, hhhmmm?" "YODA
?!? What the fuck, ca█░█n' t y ▒▓▒░ ou see I░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓ am using the force
here?" He savagely kic░█ks my N▓▓▓░ atalie a░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓side, he pulls out h
is large green penis █░▓and im ▓▓▓ pales me░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓... I DO IT WRONG!
! He's fast today. B▓░▓ut so a█▓▓ re ░░░░░░ ░░░░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓you. You always look
forwar d to being ma█░▓t ched █▓▓ up░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒░░░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓██ █ with Obi-Wan for pr
actice. He comes at y▓░▒ou ful █▓▒ l-fo▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█rce, as he should. S
ome of the other guy█▓░▒ s st ██▓▒ ill▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █ treat you too much
like the weaker sex █▓▒▒. It █▓░▓▒ wo░░▓▓ █▓▓▒░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ████rks to your advantag
e because they usua █▓▓░ lly h▓░░░ ol▒▒░░▓ █▓▒░░░▓ ▓▓▓▒▒██ █d back, giving you p
lenty of opportu nit█▓▒ █y t █▓▒░ o wi░░░▓ ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓██n the round. But fig
hting Obi-Wan is alwa▓▒░ ys a █░ challe▒ ▓▓▒▒ n░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓█▓ge and one you enjoy
. The two of you are ▓▒░█als o█▒ w ell ░▒▒▒░ aw░▒▓▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▓ ▓are that your master
s enjoy the competi t▓▒ █ ion █▓░░ as m░░░░ uch░▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ as the two of you d
o."Luck y for you the▓▒s▓e thi █░░ ngs░░░ ░ a r░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓e built with a pract
ice mode," you grunt █▒░█as he █▒░ blo░░░░ ░ ck░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓s you. The loud hiss
and crackle of your s▒a▓ber s p▓ roves░ ░░░░ y░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓our equal strength,
despite your dispara █▒ ▓█ te h █░ eigh░░░ ░░ t░▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▓▓s. His blue and your
purple would actual █▓ ▓█ ly b █▒ e a░░░░░░ ▒░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓thing of beauty if t
he blades weren't so █▒d▓ead ly...o█░ r a░░░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▓t least in this case
painfu l. This is s █▓ ▒█ hortl █▓ y p░░░░░░ r▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓oven as the slightes
t misstep allows him t▓░▒o graze y█ our░░░░ a r▒░▒▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓m with a burn before
you re-grou p and bl ▓░░█ ock a f█ atal░ b lo░░░▒ ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓█w."Now who's the luc
ky one?" he sneers. "F▓░░█ ocus, P█░ adawan! ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█" Master Qui-Gon abs
olutely does not tol █▓░░█ erate b█▒ ante░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█r during practice."I
n trouble now," you sh█░░█o ot bac ▒ k at░▒▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█ Obi-Wan."That goes
for you, too!" You sup█░░█ press a ▓ chuc░░ ░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██kle at your Master's
admoni shment. You kn█░o█ w he's █▓▓ goi░ n░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █g to catch a lot of
flack from Qui-Gon if █░y▓ou don' █▓▓▒ t beh░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ave properly. So you
comply and allow you █░ ▓r Maste ▓▓▓▓▒ r to░░░░░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ██ show off in this fr
iendly rivalry
to a corner. This i ██▓▒▒▒▓█s al ▓▒▓▓▓█░ ways f░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓████un, to see how he'll
get out of it. A f █▓▒▒▒▒ ▒ ract▓▒ ▓██▒ ░░ io░▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██n of a second later,
he's flippin g ove ██ r░▒▒▒█ y o▒▓▓▓██▓ ur ░░▒▒▒▓▓ ▓███████h
turn to fully face ▓░ h▓▓░▒▒█ im▓▓▓█ █▓ ░ , ░▒▓▓▓▓ ██████ █he finds his opening
and slams you aga █▓ in▒▓░▒░▓ st▓▓▓▓█ ▓ t he░▒▒▓▓ ███████ █ wall with the Force
. It's a stronge r █▓ bo▓▓▒▒ ▒ lt▓▓█▓ ██ t░ h░▒▓▓█ ██████ ██an you anticipated a
nd you drop your s ▓▓ ░░▓▓▒▒▓ █ ab▓▓████ ░░ e░▓████ ████████r
nder your breath.
: he says in your █▒▒░▒▒▓ ▓▒▓▒▓ hea▓▓▓█ ▒ ░▒▓████ ███████ ██d as he points his s
aber at you.
med, admit your s█▒░▒░▒ ▒ ▒▒▓▒█ orry▒██ █ ▓██████ ███████ ██defeat, and we can h
ave another roun ▓░░▓░▒ ▓ ▓▒▒▓▓ d.:▓▓█ ██▓███ ██████ ███████: His face jumps in
surpris e as h ██▒░▒▓░ ▒▓░▓░▒▒▓i
is hand."I s ▓▒▒▒▒░ ▓░▒▒▓░ ▒▒▓▓ a█▒███ ██████ ██████ ███▓▓██id focus, Padawan! N
ow you have █░ ░▒▓▒▓▓░ ▓▓▒▓▒▒▓▓ l▓▓████ ███████ ██████▓ ▓▓██ost your weapon as w
ell. Let us ▓ ░▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒▓ ▒▓▒ ▓▒████ ██████ ██████ ▓▓▓████see how you fare.""A
aaww," you s▓ ░▒▒▓█▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▒▒ ▓ ▒██████ ███████ ███▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▒ay with a pout, "did
n't they te ▓ ░▒▒▓██ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓█ ██████ ██████ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒ach you that Masters
read m ██▓▓▒ i▒▒▒██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ░░█████ ███████ ███▓█▓▒ ░▒▒▒▓▓nds, too?"You half e
xpect a ▓░░▒░ s░▒▒▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓░▒██ ██████ ██████ █▓░░░▒ ████colding from your Ma
ster, b█▒ ░▒░░ ░▒▒▓██▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ██▒░░▓█ █████ut you hear nothing.
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ine th ▒ e░▒▒▒ ░▒▒▓███ ▓▓▓░▒▓▓ ███████ ███████ ░ ▒██████ ███bet he is probably m
aking ▒ ░ w░▒░ ░▒▒▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▓█████ ██████ ██▓░ ▒███ ith████ Qui-Gon over this p
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it s░░ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓█████ ███████the ground bene███ath you with a thud
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███▓ k░▒▒▓▓ ████now bet█ter th██an to think he actually will. Your Force strengt
████░▒▓ ███████ hs are eq█ual,█ but his physic al size finally prevails. Suddenl
████▓▓ ▓▓█▓███ y you █find you█r back█ slamm ed onto the floor, and your arms qu
████▓▓▓ █████ ickly pinned down." Give," he orders. You shake your head and scan
█████▒ ▓▓███ his mind and body for a weaknes s. He leans down to your face and g
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Average Posts per user: 3.17073170731707
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.224299065420561 (107:24) (18.4615384615385% noise)
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Juhaa (5 posts 3.84615384615385%).
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Total Posters: 76
Average Posts per user: 1.84210526315789
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0763358778625954 (131:10) (7.14285714285714% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
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benzapp (5 posts 3.57142857142857%).
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Linus Turdballs (1 posts 0.714285714285714%).
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Average Posts per user: 1.97402597402597
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0252525252525253 (594:15) (2.46710526315789% noise)
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Total Comments: 340
Total Posters: 193
Average Posts per user: 1.76165803108808
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0148809523809524 (336:5) (1.47058823529412% noise)
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Total Comments: 136
Total Posters: 66
Average Posts per user: 2.06060606060606
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.104838709677419 (124:13) (9.55882352941176% noise)
First Post: Zombie WIPO Troll
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Total Posters: 110
Average Posts per user: 1.79090909090909
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11864406779661 (177:21) (10.6598984771574% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
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Total Comments: 42
Total Posters: 23
Average Posts per user: 1.82608695652174
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.162162162162162 (37:6) (14.2857142857143% noise)
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Total Comments: 68
Total Posters: 40
Average Posts per user: 1.7
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.131147540983607 (61:8) (11.7647058823529% noise)
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Total Comments: 306
Total Posters: 164
Average Posts per user: 1.86585365853659
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.141263940520446 (269:38) (12.4183006535948% noise)
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Total Comments: 157
Total Posters: 89
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Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.550724637681159 (69:38) (35.8490566037736% noise)
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anthony_dipierro (24 posts 0.859598853868195%).
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FreshPondPhil (25 posts 0.89541547277937%).
The Porn Count (15 posts 0.537249283667622%).
egg troll (13 posts 0.465616045845272%).
Mr. FullOfHate (12 posts 0.429799426934097%).
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (11 posts 0.393982808022923%).
This_Is_ASDF (11 posts 0.393982808022923%).
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