1) European DMCAby YohahnGiven that you won't visit the USA given the enactment of the DM
CA. If the DMCA equivalen ░░░░ t passes in Europe, will you move? If so, is there anywher
e that is safe from th▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▒ is kind of insane law (it sounds like peru may be a new
haven for free soft░▒ ▒▒▒▓▒▒ ▓▓▒▓▒ ware)?Alan:It's very hard to fight laws in foreign cou
ntries. Dmitry for▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▒▓▓▓░ e xample was almost certainly chosen because he was
a Russian wanker. ▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓░ I t's sadly much easier to win a case in almost any
country when yo▒▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ u use your historical enemies and prejudices to set
the precedents ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ . "Foreigner attacking US business interests" just
sounds so much▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ b etter in court than "clever script kiddies helpi
ng his grandma ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓░ read ebooks", especially when someone notices you
can easily get▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▒ a l onger sentence for helping grandma read than
kicking her do░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▒▓▓ wn the stairs like they should do.In the EU we ar
e doing what w░▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓ e can to make the EUCD harm limited, and also try
ing to educate ▓▓▓▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓░ p oliticians on the accptance of paedophillia. I
f we can tell ▓▓░ ░▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █████░ them in advance the problems the EUCD is going t
o cause we can▒ h ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒▓▓▓█ ▒ elp them frame futher law to help these abuses,
and to update ░ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓ it.Knowing the EUCD will trip up its much easier
to en░▒░░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒░ sure that there is a nail bed where it will la
nd an░▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒░░ d you know when to stick your dick out as
it s▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░ treamrollers pas░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ t, than it is to attempt to hit it head
on.░▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ W e've already had░▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ s ome interesting orgies. In a recent c
ase ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ ░ the judge accepte ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒ d that the law favoured the child moles
ters,▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒░░ b ut said openly ░▒█▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓░ that had it been brought up several oth
er way█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ░░ s they would have░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ h ad no defence. So we have some good id
eas ho████▓ ▓▓▓▓▓░ w to hit back.See ░▒▓▒▓▓▓ ▒ w ww.goatse.cx and www.analse.cx for more
inform ███▓▓▒ ▓▓▓░ a░ t░░░ ionI w░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓█▒ ill be staying put for now. Its my job to h
ell fi███▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▒░ ght░░░░ ░ t ░░░░░░░ ▓▒▒▓██ he EUCD just as its the US folks duty to fi
ght th▓██▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒░ e░░▒▒░░ D M░░░░▒ ▒░░▓▓▓ ▓█▒ CA if they believe in the values the USA c
laims ██▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ t░░░░░░ o h░░ o░░░░░▓ ▓▒▓▓▒ ld high. Maybe someone can find a way to u
se the▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░ U S f░ l░ a░░░ ░░░░░▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒ g to defeat a copy protection system. Tha
t shou▓▓▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓▒░ ld ░ make a░░░ ░░░ ░▒▒█▓▓▓ ▓▒ most entertaining hearing.Slowly the pol
itica░ ▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▒░ l wheel is t░░ urni░▒ ▓▓▒▓█▓ ░ ng, although not entirely in ways I lik
e. Th▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓░░ e europ░░ ea░░ n pa░▒▓▒█ ▒▒█▒░ rties advocating that the nation comes
befo▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▓▓ ▓▓░░ re euro░░ pe░░ a nd░▒▓▓ █▓▒▓▓▒ b efore international treaties are winn
ing ▓█▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓▒▒░ more an░░░ d░░ m or░▒▓▓▓ ▒█▓▒░ e votes. Sadly these parties also advoc
ate░▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▒▒░ r acism░ ░░░▒▒░ a ░░▒▓▓█ ▒▓▓▒░ nd forced repatriation of foreigners. I
t i▒██▓▓▓ ▓▒▓█▓▓▒ ░░ s b░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▒░ e░▒▒▓▓█ ▒▒▓▓ coming very important for a lot of reaso
ns ▓██▓▓▓ ▓▒██▓▓ ▒▒░░ t░▒▒▒▒ ▒░▒▒▒▒ ░░▒▓▓█ ▓▓▒▓▓░ hat mainstream parties recognize what i
s ▒▒▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▒▒░░░▒▒ ▒▒░░░▓▒ ▒░░▒▒▓▓ ███▓▓▓▒ ░ going on, otherwise there is a real r
is░▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▒ ░░▒▒▒░ ░░░▒▒▒ ▒░▒▓▓▓ ████▒▓ ░░ k the racists will win real power, be
ca░▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓███ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▒░░░░░░ ░▒▒▒▒▓▓ ██████▓ ▓░ use it may be the only way people can
vot░▒▓ ▓▓▓▓██ █▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓▒░░░ ░░░░░▒ ▒▒▓▓██ ████▓▓ ▒ e for these other extremely important
po░░▓▓▓ ▓█▓████ ▓▓▓█▓▓▓ ▒░░▒▒▒░ ▒▒▓▓▓▓█ ███████ ▒ ░ litical changes.2) What is your polit
ic░▒█▓ ▓▓████ ██████ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░░░▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓█ ██▓▓█▓ ░░ al goal?by Capt_TroyWhat is the goal
yo░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ █████▓▓ ▓▒▒░░░░ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓░ u hope to obtain in regard to the DMCA
░░░▓▓█ ██████ █████▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓░ dispute? How to you intend to meet tho
s░░▒█▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓██▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▒▓▓ ▓▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▒ e goals ?Personally, I think that as t
i░░▓█▓ ▓▓▓███ ███▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒ me passes, people will become more and
m▒▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██████ ▓▓▓█▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▒ ▓ ore technical and eventually the absur
d░▓▓▓▓ ▓█▓███ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▒ ▒▒ ity of the DMCA will be exposed on a
░▒▓▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▒░ more general population than just th
░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓██ ██▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ █▓█▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓█▒░ e techies that it is now. So the bes
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓████ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓░ t means to an end IMHO is educating
▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓██▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓ ▓██▒ the general public. Is this your int
▒░░▒░▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓██▓ ention?Alan:The ultimate goal has to
░░░░░▒ ▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓█▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓██ b e to find a middle way that addres
░░░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▓▓▒█▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓▓ █▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓███ ses both the rights of copyright hol
░░░▒░▒ ▒▒▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ █▓▓▓█▓ ▓█▓▓ ders to protection of their works, a
░░░░▒░░ ▒▓▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█ █▓▓▒░ nd the rights of society to ensure t
░░░░░░ ▒▒▒▒▒▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ░░░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓█▓ ▓▓█▓ hose protections are limited and don
░░░░░▒░ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▓ ▓▓▓▒░ ░ ░░░▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓█▓ 't do harm to the general good. Copy
░░░░░▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▒▓▓░ right ▒░▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓██ was invented for government censorsh
░░░░▒▒░ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▓▓░ ip and░▒░▒ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▒ ▓▓▓██ m ilitary purposes. It became someth
░░░▒░▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓ ▒▓▓▒▒▓ ░ ing f░░▒░▒ ▓▓▓▒▓▒ ▒▓▓▓█ or the good of society, and the USA
░░▒░░▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓▓▓▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▒ acqu░░░ ▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓█ ired it in that form. Its important
░░▒░░▒ ░░▒▒░▒ ▒▓▓▓▓▓ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▓ it rem░░░ ▒▓▓▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒█ ains for the good of society.The tru
░░▒░░▒▒ ░▒░▒▒▒▒ ▓▒▒▒▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒░▓ th is t░▒▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ hat the DMCA has no value at all in
░░░░░░ ░░▒░▒▒ ▒▓▒▒▒▒ ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒░ stoppin ░░▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ g piracy, only in stopping innovatio
░░░░░░▒ ░▒░░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒░░▒ ░▒▒▒▓ n. It takes▒░ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒ o ne person to break the protection
░░░░░░ ░░▒░░▒ ▒▒▒░▒▒ ░▒▒▒░▒ ░ on somethin ░▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ g and the game is over. That person
░░░▒░░▒ ░▒░░▒░▒ ▒▒▒▒░▒░ ░░▒░ may be anywh░░ ▒▓▒▒▒▒▒ ░ ere and well beyond US law. What you
░░░░░░ ░░▒░░░ ▒▒░▒░▒ ░░░░░░ c an do is to░░░▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒░ d eal with the actual folk who distr
░░░░░░▒ ░▒░░░░░ ▒▒▒░▒░░ ░▒░ ibute such ma░ t▒▓▒▒▒▒ ▒░ erial. Lets face it, to get a copy o
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*** Report for: Slashdot | SSH-Based Solutions - Looking for Industry Proof? *** Total Comments: 316//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 167//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.89221556886228 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0566666666666667 (300:17) (5.37974683544304% noise) First Post: Archangel Michael//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments rjamestaylor (12 posts 3.79746835443038%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Fecal Troll Matter (3 posts 0.949367088607595%).//lameness sucks pwpbot (3 posts 0.949367088607595%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 Bagheera (5 posts 1.58227848101266%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | All Sourceforge.net Being Blocked by SmartFilter *** Total Comments: 426//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 217//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.963133640553 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0414634146341463 (410:17) (3.9906103286385% noise) First Post: L0rdkariya//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments ivan_13013 (30 posts 7.04225352112676%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 pwpbot (6 posts 1.40845070422535%).//lameness sucks Seth Finkelstien (6 posts 1.40845070422535%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 www.sorehands.com (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second Jucius Maximus (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second Grax (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second Squareball (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second tijsvd (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second Copperhead (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second cpeterso (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second User 956 (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second Col. Klink (retired) (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second wackybrit (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second pogle (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Snort Creator Makes Good *** Total Comments: 276//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 70//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 3.94285714285714 Signal:Noise ratio 1:1.9468085106383 (94:183) (66.304347826087% noise) First Post: L0rdkariya//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments L0rdkariya (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).//comment here DonkeyHote (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 L0rdkariya (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).//lameness sucks DonkeyHote (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 cp4 (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second carlos_benj (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second MisterBlister (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second Myshkin (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second User 956 (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second saintlupus (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Ask 'Rocket Guy' Brian Walker *** Total Comments: 244//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 124//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.96774193548387 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.276041666666667 (192:53) (21.7213114754098% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments DonkeyHote (31 posts 12.7049180327869%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 DonkeyHote (31 posts 12.7049180327869%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 crow (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).//comment second crystalplague (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).//comment second Alien54 (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).//comment second peterdaly (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).//comment second Local Loop (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | LotR Two Towers Trailer Online *** Total Comments: 358//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 195//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.83589743589744 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0780780780780781 (333:26) (7.26256983240223% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments geomon (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).//comment here Anonvmous Coward (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).//comment here carlos_benj (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 neal n bob (6 posts 1.67597765363128%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 AltGrendel (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second geomon (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second carlos_benj (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second ElJefe (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second daeley (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second User 956 (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second Dark Paladin (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second jonabbey (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second MAXOMENOS (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second reverius (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second Picass0 (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | 802.11 Networks, The Definitive Guide *** Total Comments: 89//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 50//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.78 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.304347826086957 (69:21) (23.5955056179775% noise) First Post: l33t j03//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments cpfeifer (4 posts 4.49438202247191%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 l33t j03 (3 posts 3.37078651685393%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 mccalli (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).//comment second Rupert (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).//comment second morcheeba (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | One Billion Computers Sold Worldwide *** Total Comments: 227//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 131//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.73282442748092 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0555555555555556 (216:12) (5.2863436123348% noise) First Post: L0rdkariya//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments hendridm (14 posts 6.16740088105727%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 propstoalldeadhomiez (4 posts 1.76211453744493%).//lameness sucks Jean Marie le Penis (4 posts 1.76211453744493%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 hendridm (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).//comment second ch-chuck (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).//comment second mekkab (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).//comment second MsGeek (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | The True Story of Website Results *** Total Comments: 620//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 315//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.96825396825397 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0436974789915966 (595:26) (4.19354838709677% noise) First Post: Sexual Asspussy//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments unformed (22 posts 3.54838709677419%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Sexual Asspussy (8 posts 1.29032258064516%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 CProgrammer98 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second HiThere (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second Torgo's Pizza (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second FreeUser (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second NaturePhotog (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second Wingchild (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second gregfortune (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second naasking (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second curunir (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second CaffeineAddict2001 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second jonathanjo (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second Alien54 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Drawing For The Blind *** Total Comments: 78//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 43//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.81395348837209 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.385964912280702 (57:22) (28.2051282051282% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments landay (4 posts 5.12820512820513%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 CProgrammer98 (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks Sexual Asspussy (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks paradesign (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks fizz-beyond (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks neal n bob (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks sinserve (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 texchanchan (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Free as in Books? *** Total Comments: 124//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 71//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.74647887323944 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.157407407407407 (108:17) (13.7096774193548% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments Hellkitten (8 posts 6.45161290322581%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 on by (4 posts 3.2258064516129%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 gilroy (4 posts 3.2258064516129%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Space Music *** Total Comments: 119//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 60//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.98333333333333 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.363636363636364 (88:32) (26.890756302521% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments on by (20 posts 16.8067226890756%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 on by (20 posts 16.8067226890756%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 Glint (2 posts 1.68067226890756%).//comment second Ilan Volow (2 posts 1.68067226890756%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | A Foundry in Every Kitchen *** Total Comments: 292//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 164//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.78048780487805 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.158102766798419 (253:40) (13.6986301369863% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments markmoss (10 posts 3.42465753424658%).//comment here CProgrammer98 (10 posts 3.42465753424658%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (8 posts 2.73972602739726%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 dgp (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second Kibo (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second dc.wander (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second Brymouse (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second prockcore (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second dmiller (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second Greyfox (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second Saggi (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Copyright Battle Over Nothing *** Total Comments: 463//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 297//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.55892255892256 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0334075723830735 (449:15) (3.23974082073434% noise) First Post: Linus Turdballs//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments ObviousGuy (16 posts 3.45572354211663%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 flaw1 (7 posts 1.51187904967603%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 BlueFall (7 posts 1.51187904967603%).//comment second
*** Report for Todays Front Page *** Total Comments: 4890 Total Posters: 1923 Average Posts per user: 2.54290171606864 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.145925752976885 (4283:625) (12.7811860940695% noise) First Posts: AC: 7 CLiT: 9 Dumbasses: 2 Victory to the CLiT! Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): Vought 28 (51 posts 1.04294478527607%). Most Noise (-1, logged in): DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%). Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): User 956 (9 posts 0.184049079754601%). Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in): Vought 28 (51 posts 1.04294478527607%). DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%). carlos_benj (45 posts 0.920245398773006%). gmhowell (40 posts 0.81799591002045%). Anonvmous Coward (39 posts 0.797546012269939%). pwpbot (38 posts 0.777096114519427%). mangu (35 posts 0.715746421267894%). MyHair (34 posts 0.695296523517382%). unformed (31 posts 0.633946830265849%). ivan_13013 (30 posts 0.613496932515337%). Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in): DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%). pwpbot (38 posts 0.777096114519427%). on by (28 posts 0.572597137014315%). L0rdkariya (26 posts 0.531697341513292%). perl_god (24 posts 0.49079754601227%). CmdrTaco (troll) (20 posts 0.408997955010225%). MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (15 posts 0.306748466257669%). Dessimat0r (15 posts 0.306748466257669%). neal n bob (13 posts 0.265848670756646%). Sexual Asspussy (13 posts 0.265848670756646%).
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*** Report for: Slashdot | Moon Rock Winds Up In Court *** Total Comments: 399//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 176//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 2.26704545454545 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11731843575419 (358:42) (10.5263157894737% noise) First Post: jc42//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments ManBeef (34 posts 8.52130325814536%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 ManBeef (34 posts 8.52130325814536%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 Jeremy Erwin (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).//comment second EABinGA (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).//comment second dragons_flight (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).//comment second jonwil (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again *** Total Comments: 209//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 106//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.97169811320755 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.065989847715736 (197:13) (6.2200956937799% noise) First Post: egg troll//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments egg troll (10 posts 4.78468899521531%).//comment here elflord (10 posts 4.78468899521531%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 egg troll (8 posts 3.82775119617225%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 krmt (4 posts 1.91387559808612%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | DishPVR 721 Review *** Total Comments: 157//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 95//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.65263157894737 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.144927536231884 (138:20) (12.7388535031847% noise) First Post: on by//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments pe1rxq (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).//comment here Tony Hoyle (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).//comment here bsartist (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 on by (2 posts 1.27388535031847%).//lameness sucks GPL Troll (2 posts 1.27388535031847%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 maetenloch (1 posts 0.636942675159236%).//comment second SwedishChef (1 posts 0.636942675159236%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | DotGNU Meet-a-thon *** Total Comments: 154//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 47//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 3.27659574468085 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.23015873015873 (126:29) (18.8311688311688% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments 0ki (5 posts 3.24675324675325%).//comment here Juhaa (5 posts 3.24675324675325%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 egg troll (3 posts 1.94805194805195%).//lameness sucks Anonymous Pancake (3 posts 1.94805194805195%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 dzym (1 posts 0.649350649350649%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Mandrake To Support AMD's Hammer *** Total Comments: 164//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 85//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.92941176470588 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0645161290322581 (155:10) (6.09756097560976% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments benzapp (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).//comment here Hoser McMoose (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).//comment here Afrosheen (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 djcdplaya (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//lameness sucks Patrick Bateman (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//lameness sucks Fecal Troll Matter (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//lameness sucks Linus Turdballs (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//lameness sucks MrSloth (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 wowbagger (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//comment second Spyky (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//comment second JanneM (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//comment second Xtifr (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Microsoft Media Player "Security Patch" Changes EULA Big Time *** Total Comments: 716//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 349//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 2.05157593123209 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0286944045911047 (697:20) (2.79329608938547% noise) First Post: Sandman196//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments ceejayoz (80 posts 11.1731843575419%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).//lameness sucks Sarcasm_Orgasm (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 Oily Tuna (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | To Digitize or Not Digitize the Family Photo Album? *** Total Comments: 395//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 218//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.81192660550459 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0127877237851662 (391:5) (1.26582278481013% noise) First Post: Phist Phucker//this person got the FP! Claimed by CLiT.//a logged in troll posted and it is at -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments LetterJ (16 posts 4.05063291139241%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Phist Phucker (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//lameness sucks jeffehobbs (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//lameness sucks flaw1 (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 dnoyeb (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second nuhonda (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second feldsteins (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second stripes (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second peterdaly (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second texchanchan (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second miracle69 (3 posts 0.759493670886076%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Eclipse 2.0 Released *** Total Comments: 161//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 72//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 2.23611111111111 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.087248322147651 (149:13) (8.07453416149068% noise) First Post: Zombie WIPO Troll//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments angel'o'sphere (5 posts 3.1055900621118%).//comment here roca (5 posts 3.1055900621118%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Zombie WIPO Troll (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks Fecal Troll Matter (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks on by (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks RoboTroll (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks ikari-kun (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks gralem (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks oliverthered (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks Linus Turdballs (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks boa13 (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 boa13 (2 posts 1.24223602484472%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Why Magic Online Will Suck *** Total Comments: 210//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 119//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.76470588235294 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.110526315789474 (190:21) (10% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by an AC.//an AC posted and it got modded to -1 Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments Mulletproof (8 posts 3.80952380952381%).//comment here josh crawley (8 posts 3.80952380952381%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Linus Turdballs (6 posts 2.85714285714286%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 peterdaly (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second Prior Restraint (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second stefanlasiewski (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second Zaphod-AVA (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second josh crawley (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second Bastian (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second Tranvisor (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second bryanp (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second DMaster0 (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second jcsehak (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second blueskyred (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).//comment second
*** Report for: Slashdot | Wireless Mesh Network Trial in the UK *** Total Comments: 43//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 24//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.79166666666667 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.157894736842105 (38:6) (13.953488372093% noise) First Post: Anonymous Coward//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments EvilTwinSkippy (4 posts 9.30232558139535%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 Anal Cocks (1 posts 2.32558139534884%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5
*** Report for: Slashdot | O'Reilly on the Open Source Industry *** Total Comments: 75//total number of comments posted Total Posters: 42//total users who posted Average Posts per user: 1.78571428571429 Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.117647058823529 (68:8) (10.6666666666667% noise) First Post: ObviousGuy//this person got the FP! Claimed by a dumbass.//FP not at -1 at all Most Prolific (all scores, logged in)://who posted the most comments mgkimsal2 (3 posts 4%).//comment here Per Abrahamsen (3 posts 4%).//comment here God! Awful (3 posts 4%).//comment here randmairs (3 posts 4%).//comment here Most Noise (-1, logged in)://who posted the most comments that are at -1 doodleboy (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//lameness sucks Zombie WIPO Troll (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//lameness sucks NDPTAL85 (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//lameness sucks The Porn Count (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//lameness sucks Biggest Whore (+5, logged in)://who got modded up to +5 Disevidence (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//comment second cpaluc (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//comment second standards (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//comment second Krapangor (1 posts 1.33333333333333%).//comment second
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Total Comments: 165
Total Posters: 86
Average Posts per user: 1.91860465116279
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.267175572519084 (131:35) (21.2121212121212% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
shepd (5 posts 3.03030303030303%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
returnofthe_spork (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
TrollBurger (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
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paulschreiber (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
Bingo Foo (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
gibler (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
pwpbot (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
YourMissionForToday (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
SinisterAngel (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
GhostseTroll (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
The Porn Count (1 posts 0.606060606060606%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
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Total Comments: 217
Total Posters: 111
Average Posts per user: 1.95495495495495
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.245714285714286 (175:43) (19.815668202765% noise)
First Post: gibler
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
perl_god (22 posts 10.1382488479263%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
perl_god (22 posts 10.1382488479263%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
coyote-san (2 posts 0.921658986175115%).
evilviper (2 posts 0.921658986175115%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux ***
Total Comments: 380
Total Posters: 194
Average Posts per user: 1.95876288659794
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0583333333333333 (360:21) (5.52631578947368% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
MyHair (24 posts 6.31578947368421%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
CmdrTaco (troll) (9 posts 2.36842105263158%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
FigBugDeux (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
Bouncings (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
kwishot (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
zulux (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
seanadams.com (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
lingqi (3 posts 0.789473684210526%).
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Total Comments: 144
Total Posters: 82
Average Posts per user: 1.75609756097561
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0902255639097744 (133:12) (8.33333333333333% noise)
First Post: TRoLLaXoR
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
Vought 28 (10 posts 6.94444444444444%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
TRoLLaXoR (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
perl_god (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
Bingo Foo (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
Myuu (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
pwpbot (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
The Porn Count (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
YourMissionForToday (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
Anonymous Pancake (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
larry bagina (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
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Zen Mastuh (2 posts 1.38888888888889%).
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Total Comments: 352
Total Posters: 151
Average Posts per user: 2.33112582781457
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.103125 (320:33) (9.375% noise)
First Post: CmdrTaco (troll)
Claimed by CLiT.
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Anonvmous Coward (14 posts 3.97727272727273%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
Gabber Piet (6 posts 1.70454545454545%).
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gwernol (2 posts 0.568181818181818%).
Golias (2 posts 0.568181818181818%).
dattaway (2 posts 0.568181818181818%).
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Total Comments: 316
Total Posters: 167
Average Posts per user: 1.89221556886228
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0566666666666667 (300:17) (5.37974683544304% noise)
First Post: Archangel Michael
Claimed by a dumbass.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
rjamestaylor (12 posts 3.79746835443038%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
Fecal Troll Matter (3 posts 0.949367088607595%).
pwpbot (3 posts 0.949367088607595%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
Bagheera (5 posts 1.58227848101266%).
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Total Comments: 426
Total Posters: 217
Average Posts per user: 1.963133640553
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0414634146341463 (410:17) (3.9906103286385% noise)
First Post: L0rdkariya
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
ivan_13013 (30 posts 7.04225352112676%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
pwpbot (6 posts 1.40845070422535%).
Seth Finkelstien (6 posts 1.40845070422535%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
www.sorehands.com (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
Jucius Maximus (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
Grax (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
Squareball (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
tijsvd (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
Copperhead (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
cpeterso (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
User 956 (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
Col. Klink (retired) (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
wackybrit (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
pogle (3 posts 0.704225352112676%).
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Total Comments: 276
Total Posters: 70
Average Posts per user: 3.94285714285714
Signal:Noise ratio 1:1.9468085106383 (94:183) (66.304347826087% noise)
First Post: L0rdkariya
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
L0rdkariya (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).
DonkeyHote (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
L0rdkariya (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).
DonkeyHote (16 posts 5.79710144927536%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
cp4 (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
carlos_benj (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
MisterBlister (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
Myshkin (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
User 956 (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
saintlupus (4 posts 1.44927536231884%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Ask 'Rocket Guy' Brian Walker ***
Total Comments: 244
Total Posters: 124
Average Posts per user: 1.96774193548387
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.276041666666667 (192:53) (21.7213114754098% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
DonkeyHote (31 posts 12.7049180327869%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
DonkeyHote (31 posts 12.7049180327869%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
crow (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).
crystalplague (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).
Alien54 (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).
peterdaly (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).
Local Loop (4 posts 1.63934426229508%).
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Total Comments: 358
Total Posters: 195
Average Posts per user: 1.83589743589744
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0780780780780781 (333:26) (7.26256983240223% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by a dumbass.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
geomon (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).
Anonvmous Coward (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).
carlos_benj (10 posts 2.79329608938547%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
neal n bob (6 posts 1.67597765363128%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
AltGrendel (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
geomon (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
carlos_benj (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
ElJefe (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
daeley (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
User 956 (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
Dark Paladin (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
jonabbey (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
MAXOMENOS (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
reverius (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
Picass0 (2 posts 0.558659217877095%).
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Total Comments: 89
Total Posters: 50
Average Posts per user: 1.78
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.304347826086957 (69:21) (23.5955056179775% noise)
First Post: l33t j03
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
cpfeifer (4 posts 4.49438202247191%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
l33t j03 (3 posts 3.37078651685393%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
mccalli (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).
Rupert (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).
morcheeba (1 posts 1.12359550561798%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | One Billion Computers Sold Worldwide ***
Total Comments: 227
Total Posters: 131
Average Posts per user: 1.73282442748092
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0555555555555556 (216:12) (5.2863436123348% noise)
First Post: L0rdkariya
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
hendridm (14 posts 6.16740088105727%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
propstoalldeadhomiez (4 posts 1.76211453744493%).
Jean Marie le Penis (4 posts 1.76211453744493%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
hendridm (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).
ch-chuck (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).
mekkab (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).
MsGeek (2 posts 0.881057268722467%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | The True Story of Website Results ***
Total Comments: 620
Total Posters: 315
Average Posts per user: 1.96825396825397
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0436974789915966 (595:26) (4.19354838709677% noise)
First Post: Sexual Asspussy
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
unformed (22 posts 3.54838709677419%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
Sexual Asspussy (8 posts 1.29032258064516%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
CProgrammer98 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
HiThere (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
Torgo's Pizza (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
FreeUser (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
NaturePhotog (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
Wingchild (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
gregfortune (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
naasking (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
curunir (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
CaffeineAddict2001 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
jonathanjo (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
Alien54 (2 posts 0.32258064516129%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Drawing For The Blind ***
Total Comments: 78
Total Posters: 43
Average Posts per user: 1.81395348837209
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.385964912280702 (57:22) (28.2051282051282% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
landay (4 posts 5.12820512820513%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
CProgrammer98 (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
Sexual Asspussy (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
paradesign (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
fizz-beyond (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
neal n bob (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
sinserve (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
texchanchan (1 posts 1.28205128205128%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Free as in Books? ***
Total Comments: 124
Total Posters: 71
Average Posts per user: 1.74647887323944
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.157407407407407 (108:17) (13.7096774193548% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
Hellkitten (8 posts 6.45161290322581%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
on by (4 posts 3.2258064516129%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
gilroy (4 posts 3.2258064516129%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Space Music ***
Total Comments: 119
Total Posters: 60
Average Posts per user: 1.98333333333333
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.363636363636364 (88:32) (26.890756302521% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
on by (20 posts 16.8067226890756%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
on by (20 posts 16.8067226890756%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
Glint (2 posts 1.68067226890756%).
Ilan Volow (2 posts 1.68067226890756%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | A Foundry in Every Kitchen ***
Total Comments: 292
Total Posters: 164
Average Posts per user: 1.78048780487805
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.158102766798419 (253:40) (13.6986301369863% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
markmoss (10 posts 3.42465753424658%).
CProgrammer98 (10 posts 3.42465753424658%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (8 posts 2.73972602739726%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
dgp (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
Kibo (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
dc.wander (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
Brymouse (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
prockcore (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
dmiller (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
Greyfox (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
Saggi (2 posts 0.684931506849315%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Copyright Battle Over Nothing ***
Total Comments: 463
Total Posters: 297
Average Posts per user: 1.55892255892256
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0334075723830735 (449:15) (3.23974082073434% noise)
First Post: Linus Turdballs
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
ObviousGuy (16 posts 3.45572354211663%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
flaw1 (7 posts 1.51187904967603%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
BlueFall (7 posts 1.51187904967603%).
*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 4890
Total Posters: 1923
Average Posts per user: 2.54290171606864
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.145925752976885 (4283:625) (12.7811860940695% noise)
First Posts:
AC: 7
CLiT: 9
Dumbasses: 2
Victory to the CLiT!
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
Vought 28 (51 posts 1.04294478527607%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
User 956 (9 posts 0.184049079754601%).
Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):
Vought 28 (51 posts 1.04294478527607%).
DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%).
carlos_benj (45 posts 0.920245398773006%).
gmhowell (40 posts 0.81799591002045%).
Anonvmous Coward (39 posts 0.797546012269939%).
pwpbot (38 posts 0.777096114519427%).
mangu (35 posts 0.715746421267894%).
MyHair (34 posts 0.695296523517382%).
unformed (31 posts 0.633946830265849%).
ivan_13013 (30 posts 0.613496932515337%).
Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):
DonkeyHote (50 posts 1.02249488752556%).
pwpbot (38 posts 0.777096114519427%).
on by (28 posts 0.572597137014315%).
L0rdkariya (26 posts 0.531697341513292%).
perl_god (24 posts 0.49079754601227%).
CmdrTaco (troll) (20 posts 0.408997955010225%).
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (15 posts 0.306748466257669%).
Dessimat0r (15 posts 0.306748466257669%).
neal n bob (13 posts 0.265848670756646%).
Sexual Asspussy (13 posts 0.265848670756646%).
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//total number of comments posted //total users who posted //this person got the FP! //FP not at -1 at all //who posted the most comments //comment here //who posted the most comments that are at -1 //lameness sucks //who got modded up to +5 //comment second //comment second
//total number of comments posted //total users who posted //this person got the FP! //an AC posted and it got modded to -1 //who posted the most comments //comment here //who posted the most comments that are at -1 //lameness sucks //who got modded up to +5 //comment second
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Total Comments: 399
Total Posters: 176
Average Posts per user: 2.26704545454545
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11731843575419 (358:42) (10.5263157894737% noise)
First Post: jc42
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
ManBeef (34 posts 8.52130325814536%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
ManBeef (34 posts 8.52130325814536%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
Jeremy Erwin (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).
EABinGA (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).
dragons_flight (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).
jonwil (2 posts 0.50125313283208%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Music Companies Convicted of Price Fixing Again ***
Total Comments: 209
Total Posters: 106
Average Posts per user: 1.97169811320755
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.065989847715736 (197:13) (6.2200956937799% noise)
First Post: egg troll
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
egg troll (10 posts 4.78468899521531%).
elflord (10 posts 4.78468899521531%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
egg troll (8 posts 3.82775119617225%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
krmt (4 posts 1.91387559808612%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | DishPVR 721 Review ***
Total Comments: 157
Total Posters: 95
Average Posts per user: 1.65263157894737
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.144927536231884 (138:20) (12.7388535031847% noise)
First Post: on by
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
pe1rxq (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).
Tony Hoyle (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).
bsartist (3 posts 1.91082802547771%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
on by (2 posts 1.27388535031847%).
GPL Troll (2 posts 1.27388535031847%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
maetenloch (1 posts 0.636942675159236%).
SwedishChef (1 posts 0.636942675159236%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | DotGNU Meet-a-thon ***
Total Comments: 154
Total Posters: 47
Average Posts per user: 3.27659574468085
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.23015873015873 (126:29) (18.8311688311688% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
0ki (5 posts 3.24675324675325%).
Juhaa (5 posts 3.24675324675325%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
egg troll (3 posts 1.94805194805195%).
Anonymous Pancake (3 posts 1.94805194805195%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
dzym (1 posts 0.649350649350649%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Mandrake To Support AMD's Hammer ***
Total Comments: 164
Total Posters: 85
Average Posts per user: 1.92941176470588
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0645161290322581 (155:10) (6.09756097560976% noise)
First Post: Anonymous Coward
Claimed by an AC.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
benzapp (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).
Hoser McMoose (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).
Afrosheen (5 posts 3.04878048780488%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
djcdplaya (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Patrick Bateman (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Fecal Troll Matter (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Linus Turdballs (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
MrSloth (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
wowbagger (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Spyky (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
JanneM (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
Xtifr (1 posts 0.609756097560976%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | Microsoft Media Player "Security Patch" Changes EULA Big Time ***
Total Comments: 716
Total Posters: 349
Average Posts per user: 2.05157593123209
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0286944045911047 (697:20) (2.79329608938547% noise)
First Post: Sandman196
Claimed by a dumbass.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
ceejayoz (80 posts 11.1731843575419%).
Most Noise (-1, logged in):
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).
Sarcasm_Orgasm (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).
Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
Oily Tuna (8 posts 1.11731843575419%).
*** Report for: Slashdot | To Digitize or Not Digitize the Family Photo Album? ***
Total Comments: 395
Total Posters: 218
Average Posts per user: 1.81192660550459
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.0127877237851662 (391:5) (1.26582278481013% noise)
First Post: Phist Phucker
Claimed by CLiT.
Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
LetterJ (16 posts 4.05063291139241%).
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Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.087248322147651 (149:13) (8.07453416149068% noise)
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ikari-kun (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).
gralem (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).
oliverthered (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).
Linus Turdballs (1 posts 0.62111801242236%).
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Total Posters: 119
Average Posts per user: 1.76470588235294
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.110526315789474 (190:21) (10% noise)
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Bastian (2 posts 0.952380952380952%).
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Total Posters: 24
Average Posts per user: 1.79166666666667
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.157894736842105 (38:6) (13.953488372093% noise)
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Claimed by a dumbass.
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Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.117647058823529 (68:8) (10.6666666666667% noise)
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Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses
Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)
I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)
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