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Moon Rock Winds Up In Court

Lothar+0 writes "In United States v. Lucite ball containing lunar material (an actual case, I'm not making this up, folks), the feds are suing to get back a moon rock from an American who brought it back from Honduras. They're alleging that this rock from the Apollo 17 mission is stolen property; ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction."

412 comments

  1. Well... by cdrj · · Score: 1

    I don' think that the moon is really anyone's territory - at least not just yet...

    1. Re:Well... by gavcam · · Score: 0

      And never will be due to the international treaties that are in effect.

    2. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since when did the USA honour an international treaty? Don't make me laugh!

    3. Re:Well... by Kwelstr · · Score: 1

      good point

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    4. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      don't you tell me that! i'm an investor and i bought 1000 sq km of moon property from a growing IPO that gave me a really neat brochure that told me all about it. I'll sue you if you try to take my land! I'll defend it like sealand! Just you wait and see. I'll have my space laser up there ready to blast anyone away from my country except those who bring trade to my provence. Now... To just find the right funding to actually make everything I just said above possible... Hey Microsoft!!....

    5. Re:Well... by Maverick+TimeSurfer · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's the territory of the Lunar Embassy.

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    6. Re:Well... by Raffi+Spock · · Score: 1

      TBQH (To Be Quite Honest), I've always assumed that it's the property of the people who live there, if and when they do. After all, it isn't Dennis Hope who has the giant space catapult capable of launching rocks more powerful than nukes (See Heinlein).
      :-)

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      Anything said in Latin, sounds profound.
    7. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America didn't bought the moon ?!?!

    8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obvioiusly haven't noticed the American flag on the moon. So if your not an American--PAY UP for the right to look at the moon!

    9. Re:Well... by monkeylich · · Score: 0

      I think its fair that if the taxpayers spent millions and millions to go get the damn thing that it should remain in the taxpayers hands and not an individual who bought it on the black market.

      If an individual wants their own moon rock, they can always go get one...

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  2. When? by DuranDuran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When will our North American friends realise that their legal system is completely out of control?

    First it was the Oath of Allegiance, now a specimen of moon rock - litigation should NOT always be the first resort.

    DD

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    "You can justify anything by putting it in quotes, adding a famous name and making it a sig" - Albert Einstein
    1. Re:When? by Bartab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      litigation should NOT always be the first resort.

      So how would you solve disagreements between the gov't and citizenry? Forfeiture? Imprisonment? Bills of Attainder?

      I much prefer litigation thanks.

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      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
    2. Re:When? by sbillard · · Score: 1

      When they reduce the number of lawyers per capita to 1:1.

    3. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't litigation be the first resort?

      The ask for it back, someone says no, and they take them to court. This is supposedly how civilized parties conduct business.

      What would you recommend, violence, rape, war?

    4. Re:When? by Wells2k · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's pretty easy to get rid of a large number of the litigation cases...make it a loser pays system. Then people that are suing left and right might start thinking about what the outcome will be before they actually sue.

    5. Re:When? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      First it was the Oath of Allegiance, now a specimen of moon rock - litigation should NOT always be the first resort.

      I'm sure you've already got a better solution to these particular situations. Care to share it with us?

    6. Re:When? by edrugtrader · · Score: 2

      DuranDuran... nice. one of these days will get around to bombing the english. now that is the TRUE american first step. now i'm off to sue my landlord, be back later.

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    7. Re:When? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      that's what canada has, iirc.

    8. Re:When? by g4dget · · Score: 3, Interesting
      First it was the Oath of Allegiance, now a specimen of moon rock - litigation should NOT always be the first resort.

      • It was the Pledge of Allegiance, not the Oath of Allegiance that was at issue (they are not the same thing).
      • Who says litigation was the "first resort"? Seems like the last resort, after political efforts to convince our sanctimonious and popularity hungry representatives to change laws that blatantly conflict with separation of church and state have failed.
      • The Pledge of Allegiance lawsuit was by a private citizen.

      I'll give you this much, though: I think the government should not spend its money on chasing down Honduran paperweights. They gave it away as a gift--who cares where it ends up?

    9. Re:When? by Sircus · · Score: 2

      So how would you solve disagreements between the gov't and citizenry? Forfeiture? Imprisonment? Bills of Attainder?

      Talking to one another might not be a bad start. Then, say, arbitration. Then, if all else fails and the two positions are still mutually incompatible, with no compromise acceptable to both sides, litigate.

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  3. If ya smelllllll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    What the moon rock... is cooking!

  4. Get A Piece of the Rock... by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 1

    What about this place?

    http://www.moonshop.com/

    I sure hope that NASA is not taking any of them thar moon rocks from my back 40! I gots the deeds to proves it!

  5. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    who's gonna stop 'em? If it's not the American people (and let's face it, it's not) then that only leaves the Chinese - and they're even fucking worse! One day, maybe the UN (or, more likely, the EU) will have enough clout to stop the American govt acting like they own the fucking planet.

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  6. The rock by cdrj · · Score: 1

    If this is the case then where do private collectors get their rocks? Are they stolen as well?

    1. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if GWB says so, then yes. that's how life works on this planet in the 21st century. I was really hoping he would die under anaesthetic today. Shame.

    2. Re:The rock by Bartab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your implicit assumption is that there are two states of moon rocks "possessed by the US Gov't" and "Stolen from the US Gov't." Hint: Other countries have reached the moon and returned with rocks. As well, the US Gov't has sold some, a fact that doesn't preclude some being stolen.

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      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
    3. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owning a rock from the moon is not illegal.

      Owning a rock from the moon that was given by NASA to the government of Honduras and then later "dissapeared" in the middle of the night 20 years ago is illegal.

    4. Re:The rock by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      The statute of limitations probably says otherwise. You won't get in trouble, at least under most U.S. law, for something you stole like seven years ago or whatever.

    5. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, they have?

    6. Re:The rock by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Depends.

      For chattels, some courts apply a discovery rule. That is, even if you took someone's gold ring, for example, and wore it every day in public, it's not necessarily reasonable to expect someone to notice. There are a lot of gold rings out there. It isn't as though this is real property, where you can drive out to the parcel of land and see if there's been someone there.

      Thus, if the discovery rule is applied, the plaintiff's clock doesn't start running until, assuming they've been diligent in trying to find the item, they actually discover its whereabouts.

      Not that this is legal advice, or anything; it's not.

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      -- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
    7. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, the doctors said all was very clean down there... probably all the poop went to his head.

    8. Re:The rock by Schaffner · · Score: 1

      Well, the Soviet Union brought some back with a robot lander, but what other countries do you think have brought back samples? (Hint: The answer is none. Not France, not Spain, not Japan, not Cameroon or any others.)

    9. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and came out of his mouth

    10. Re:The rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some countries have sold their lunar specimans. If there is a clear chain of documentation following the rocks possession; say a country sold it to a museum who sold it to a collector, etc... then it is legally property of the collector.

  7. It's not ironic. by Maverick+TimeSurfer · · Score: 1

    ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction

    Not so much. It's the same idea as explorers in the 1600's searching for gold in America. It's no ones jurisdiction, so they can do what they darn well please and claim the land for their own afterwards (or before). Except, in this case, we have that pesky Outer Space Treaty in the way of actually claiming the Land, but I'm not sure about the stuff FOUND on the land. Someone fill me in.

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    1. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nevermind them pesky Injuns either! It's not their gold since they can't defend it.

    2. Re:It's not ironic. by mtrupe · · Score: 0, Flamebait



      Those pesky Injuns should thank the Westerners for civilizing them and getting their heads out of the dirt.

    3. Re:It's not ironic. by gimpboy · · Score: 1

      more importantly we brought them God, and taught them that it is better to give than to recieve. when people tell me that foreigners are taking their jobs i ask them if they are going to return the land their house is on to the indians.

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    4. Re:It's not ironic. by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      It's the same idea as explorers in the 1600's searching for gold in America. It's no ones jurisdiction, so they can do what they darn well please and claim the land for their own afterwards (or before).
      Never mind, of course, the fact there were millions of inhabitants of the Americas already - heck, those explorers sure didn't (though by the time the 1600s had rolled around, those millions had already dwindled precipitously as a result of the actions of the explorers of the 1500s and late 1400s, true)...
    5. Re:It's not ironic. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Those pesky Injuns should thank the Westerners for civilizing them and getting their heads out of the dirt.

      You probably don't realize it, but you have stumbled upon the big question that Western Civilization ought to ask itself:

      Q: Do non-Western Civilizations have a right to exist?

      Follow-up Q: Do non-capitalist economic systems have a right to exist?

      Historical Footnote #1: There are no Indian Reservations on the East Coast of USA.

      Historical Footnote #2: Developing countries are pressured by the IMF and World Bank to turn over public utilites like water and electricity to private corporations, something that has proven to be a failure even in the Holiest of Capitalist Lands, the USA.

      Ultimately that Question is a lot of what 9/11 and the War on Terror comes down to. It may not be all, but it's a critical ingredient.

    6. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mexicans aren't people.

    7. Re:It's not ironic. by Maverick+TimeSurfer · · Score: 1

      I don't have to mind, because there aren't any current inhabitants of the moon.

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      Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    8. Re:It's not ironic. by KingoftheEvilDead · · Score: 1

      So, basically, it's open source.

    9. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: Do non-Western Civilizations have a right to exist?

      No. No civilization has a "right to exist". They are successful or unsuccessful. That is all.

      Follow-up Q: Do non-capitalist economic systems have a right to exist?

      No. No economic system has a "right to exist". They are successful or unsuccesful. That is all.

      I won't even comment on the rest of your post. If you're too ignorant to know that there are Indian Reservations ALL OVER the East Coast, then you wouldn't understand anything I have to say.

      Next!

    10. Re:It's not ironic. by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Successful or unsuccessful? That's all? Who are you, Darwin?

      I guess you must have been cheering whenever Picard was forced to violate the Prime Directive in Star Trek.

      I was ignorant about Indian reservations on the East Coast, but I guess the point I was trying to make is that there's nothing even resembling their culture on the East Coast (though I still could be ignorantly wrong), but as you move West you begin to see it. Hence, as we moved forward in time we began to believe in things like self-determination, basic human rights, and so on.

    11. Re:It's not ironic. by jcast · · Score: 1

      Hence, as we moved forward in time we began to believe in things like self-determination, basic human rights, and so on.

      You don't know the first thing about the Western reservations, do you?

      Hint: the reason all the reservations are in the west is because that's where all the worthless land is.
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      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    12. Re:It's not ironic. by Fembot · · Score: 1

      erm... forgive me if im wrong but didnt the land belong to natives?

    13. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law is, for the most part, finders keepers. However, if you 'find' something that is the natural part of the land, that belongs to whomever owns the property. So if you find a $20 on the floor of someone's store, you could keep it. If you find oil in someone's backyard, you don't get to keep it. If a moon rock fell onto my backyard, it becomes part of the land and belongs to whomever owns the land (like fossils). As always, there are exceptions and other details.

    14. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Successful or unsuccessful? That's all? Who are you, Darwin?

      No, I just don't think artificial constructs like "civilizations" and "economic systems" have rights.

      Human beings have rights. Cultures, governments, corporations, and bureaucracies don't.

      That is all.

    15. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will it run Linux?

    16. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off... God I hate the anonymous coward thing. I finally saw something I want to reply to, dont want to waste time pre-post with registering, and now Im a coward. You'll see me on here as sickboy or some variant.

      Anyways, as far as open source goes, no government can give it away as a present or sue for it's return.

    17. Re:It's not ironic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Historical Footnote #1: There are no Indian Reservations on the East Coast of USA.

      Tell that to the Mashantucket Pequots who in Connecticut have set up one of the largest and most profitable casinos outside of Atlantic City NJ on the East Coast - all on reservation land.

      Tell that to the Iroquois Nation, composed of several tribes who have been selling cigarettes in Upstate New York for decades.

  8. Mrs. Ball, In Trouble Again. by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Awww, Ricky! I brought this souvenir back from Honduras and accidentally swallowed it! And now the whole country is suing me! Aaaaaahhhhhhwwwwww! Aaaaahhhhwwww! I should have known there was something suspicious when the souvenir seller in the black suit called me Mrs. Ricardo before I introduced myself! Hoow ddoooo I gett iinn theeese thiinngs! Aaaaaahhhwww!"

    1. Re:Mrs. Ball, In Trouble Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BITCH!" *smack* *whack* *pow* "Lucy, why you always make me hit you?"

  9. Oh, come on... by Galahad2 · · Score: 1

    ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction Oh please. Who paid tens of billions to research and develop the moon landing? Under your definition, no one would own anything, as at some point in history no one owned it. The United States was first to the moon; doesn't historical context give them ownership of the landing area? Furthermore, the rock, if stolen, should be returned. The United States can do a lot more with it (scientific research, etc) than some Honduras collector.

    1. Re:Oh, come on... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Furthermore, the rock, if stolen, should be returned. The United States can do a lot more with it (scientific research, etc) than some Honduras collector.

      Actually, the US wants it returned to Honduras. The US government presented it as "a goodwill gift", but the moon rock was somehow misappropriated. Even if the then reigning dictator gave it to the "colonel" who sold it to Alan Rosen, that initial transfer was illicit-- since it belongs to the "Honduran people".

      The fact that it was used as a diplomatic gift might be an indication of samples's lack of diplomatic value. Or it might be an indication of NASA's subordination of science to politics...

    2. Re:Oh, come on... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      That's ludicrous. You give it to 'the people' in a country ruled by a dictator. What the hell you think is going to happen to it? It's going to be appropriated for whatever he wants to do with it. To claim now, many years after the fact, that it's suddenly theft, is ludicrous. Let the Honduran's sue for it if they want it back.

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    3. Re:Oh, come on... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2
      To claim now, many years after the fact, that it's suddenly theft, is ludicrous.


      The National Gallery of Art is funded and controlled by the US Governments. Suppose that the current president decided to reward the political loyalty of a peon (say, Karl Rove), by expropriating a minor, but still valuable work to give to him as a present. Suppose that Karl Rove subsequently kept that artwork for twenty-five years, and sold it in a financially shady deal to someone in Honduras. A subsequent US government, upon learning that a missing artwork had turned up on the market in Honduras, might very well want it back...

    4. Re:Oh, come on... by Kyeo · · Score: 1

      Honduras isnt run by a dictator. They just had elections.

    5. Re:Oh, come on... by elmegil · · Score: 1

      I was replying to the previous post; if they had their facts wrong, complain to them.

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    6. Re:Oh, come on... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Return it to Honduras? No way! We should return it to the moon! If they crank up the tension enough on the X-4000 launch aparatus to send it back.

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    7. Re:Oh, come on... by VEGx · · Score: 1
      If it was given to you (!) you can DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE WITH IT!

      Sell it if you want.

      For example, if I give you a box of chocolates, should I come in with guns and red light flashing if you want to share it with your friends?

    8. Re:Oh, come on... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      When it comes to the moon, it doesn't matter how much the US government forked out to get there, it is a satellite that is covered by internationla treaty, more specfically the Moon Treaty ( see article 2, amongst others ). Others treaties of interest can be found here

      BTW, although the USA was the first nation to set foot on the moon, the former USSR was the first nation to land a probe on the moon.

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    9. Re:Oh, come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A subsequent US government, upon learning that a missing artwork had turned up on the market in Honduras, might very well want it back...

      Ooooh, Mr. Diplomat. And what real claim "might" we have to do a damned thing about it. I "might want" a ride on Air Force Uno. Will I get it?

  10. Re:"not under US jurisdiction" by mtrupe · · Score: 1

    Thank you...
    I'm not sure why this story was posted here, what the relevance of it is, or why we should be upset by it.

  11. Uhhh... by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1, Troll
    That's very interesting, considering the 1976 case, "Blount vs McIverson" wherein the Fed Gov't claimed that moon rocks were public property in the same way Earth rocks are. In that landmark case it was established that rocks can be bought and sold irrespective of the Apollo program having picked them up originally.

    I'd like to see them weasel out of that one.

    1. Re:Uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's easy to weasel out of: You just made that case up!

    2. Re:Uhhh... by Wind_Walker · · Score: 2
      Yes, but Blount v McIverson ruling was then contested and overthrown in 1994 by then-President Clinton because of the implications of the Mars rock that contained the ice fractu^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hevidence of extra-terrestrial life. Because the rock was found in Antarctica by a Swedish team, the US Government had to show that it was US property.

      That's one way to weasel out of it :-)

  12. Someone DOES own the Moon.... by sailracer6 · · Score: 1

    Why hasn't the Lunar Embassy been contacted about this?

    1. Re:Someone DOES own the Moon.... by Alsee · · Score: 2

      If the website tries to lock you out for not using JavaScript just use this link to bypass it.

      Yet another case of moronic webdesign. As far as I can tell everything works fine without scripting. Not that I checked everything. The site looks like a load of crap to me.

      Yep, if a website doesn't work with JavaScript turned off, or cookies disabled, or because your browser security settings are "too high", or because it doesn't recognize the browser you are using, it's probably not worth veiwing. (Supprize supprize, the Microsoft.com web site is completely broken as far as I can tell.)

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  13. The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever plants the flag first, owns it. Those are the rules. Those have always
    been the rules. And they will always be the rules. Get there first, it's yours.

    1. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the rules where that to own land, you had to surround it with a fence that is strong enough to block an average cow.

    2. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Actually the US signed a treaty with Russia way back when that said neither of us can claim land rights on the moon. The rock could be considered part of that, but I doupt it, you didn't have to claim land rights in the old west to get some gold from it, just to keep others from doing the same. Anyways of course this treaty will bite us when china starts claiming rights to all the land on the moon.

    3. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyways of course this treaty will bite us when china starts claiming rights to all the land on the moon.


      Actually, there is a way arround this. The treaty was signed with the USSR, which no longer exists. The US government could argue that the "death" of the Soviet Union nullifies the contract. Of course I have no idea how international law works so I could be wrong.

    4. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could nuke the commie bastards into the stone age and claim the moon for ourselves.

    5. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1

      "We claim this moon in the name of the Queen, Herbert Hoover."

    6. Re:The USA owns the moon, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that explains why we never built any lunar bases! It wasn't because it would cost more (it wouldn't have, in the long term) but rather because we signed an agreement that we couldn't claim land rights on the moon!

  14. It's NASA's rock by wdnspoon · · Score: 1

    Since NASA brought the rock back it's theirs. If you want one you're free to go to the moon and get one for yourself.

    1. Re:It's NASA's rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the US Government gave the rock away as a present (to the government of Honduras), I don't see how they could possibly have any claim on it now. So if the government of Honduras sold it to a businessman, or even if someone stole it from the government of Honduras and sold it, why should NASA care? Did they actually make it illegal for people to own rocks?

    2. Re:It's NASA's rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may be a newsflash for you, but it's illegal to own stolen property.

    3. Re:It's NASA's rock by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      But since this is happening in Honduras (no?) I don't see how U.S law pertains. Despite the opine of the current President, US law is not enforcable in other nations..

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    4. Re:It's NASA's rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor are the local laws in a lot of cases :)

  15. They bought it... by Natchswing · · Score: 1

    If I paid as much money as NASA did to go get that rock, I'd want it back too.

    1. Re:They bought it... by BinBoy · · Score: 1

      >If I paid as much money as NASA did to go get that rock, I'd want it back too.

      NASA got it for free. Taxpayers paid for the missions.

      Fill your hard drive with music, movies and pictures while you sleep.

    2. Re:They bought it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did, it was your money that they spent.

    3. Re:They bought it... by Natchswing · · Score: 1

      Well, I paid my taxes for living in this country. The governemtn decided to spend a fair amount on NASA. NASA chose to spend their money getting that rock.

  16. What? by cdrj · · Score: 1

    You mean that the moon isn't really made of cheese? What about that nice man that lives there? I would be pretty angry if some guy owned a part of me - especially if I were made of cheese...

  17. Suing to get back stolen property... by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

    ...yeah, that's "out of control". What would you have them do, duel for it? People bitch about our legal system, but they forget that history has plenty of example of more violent as less satisfactory solutions.

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    Miko O'Sullivan
    1. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      duelling would make EXCELLENT television, you hae to admit - WAY better than Judge Judy

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    2. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by mythr · · Score: 1

      Someone should duel Judge Judy. She definately deserves it. Just smack her with a glove and scream, "I demand satisfaction! I challenge you........ TO A DUEL!"

      Not to the death, mind you, but to the pain...

    3. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They are actually suing the property itself - which makes no sense. It's yet another in a long line of blundering moves by the U.S. government to impose a legal system with no foundation in logic or basis in reality. You can read more about the fallacy of suing objects here.

    4. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by Kymermosst · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      No, I suggest the Janet Reno method. Run in with H&K MP5's and shove a barrel up the defendant's nostril.

      Then he'll let the poor moon rock go back to it's father.

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      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    5. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by heimotikka · · Score: 1

      What would you have them do, duel for it?
      How about couple rounds of paper, rock and scissors?

    6. Re:Suing to get back stolen property... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      INCONCEIVABLE!

  18. Re:US Jurisdiction by mtrupe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Too bad.
    If the US did own the entire planet there would no double be less starvation and war. Instead, commie dictatorship counties countinue to kill millions...

    Its easy to be a cynic. It takes courage to realize the truth.

  19. Huh? by kfishy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A question: If the "Lucite ball containing lunar material" is the defendant, and unless it speaks (which would certainly be really weird if it does), how's it gonna defend itself?
    Must be something in the American legal system I suppose?

    1. Re:Huh? by Kredal · · Score: 2, Funny

      It has the right to remain silent, and the right to an attorney.

      See? The Miranda Rights even apply to lucite balls containing lunar material!

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    2. Re:Huh? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Innocent until proven guilty, you have the right to remain silent, and all...

      Moon rock, how do you plead? The defendant stands mute.

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5th Amendment?

    4. Re:Huh? by PlaysByEar · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the perfect case for Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. I'm sure he's seen plenty of rocks in his time.

      "Ladies and gentlmen of the jury, I'm just a caveman."

    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is in the American legal system (Brits too). It's called an "Action in rem" and the dispute is over the ownership of the property. The property becomes the defendant in such an action.

      From Black's Law Dictionary: "... any action brought against person in which essential purpose of suit is to determine title to or to affect intersts in specific property located within territory over which the court has jurisdiction."

    6. Re:Huh? by GrandCow · · Score: 2

      Yes the Miranda Rights do apply, but if the defendant should be called to the witness stand, can it be imprisoned for being in contempt of court when it doesn't answer questions?

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    7. Re:Huh? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

      The whold discussion is moot; all the government has to do is declare the lucite ball to be an enemy combatant, and then it has no rights at all.

    8. Re:Huh? by PacoTaco · · Score: 2
      It has the right to remain silent, and the right to an attorney.

      Wow, that rock has more rights than most Muslims in America.

    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off IANAL.

      That said, I remember reading something years ago about a guy who had located the wreck of an old Spainish galleon. He ran into some dispute over ownership of the treasure with whichever state the wreck sat off the coast of (Florida if my memory serves me).

      Anyway the eventual solution was to get the whole thing taken out of the states hands by having the Feds step in and "arrest" the treasure. This put the whole thing under federal jurisdiction and the guy ended up getting to keep the treasure (after paying federal taxes on it of course).

      Sound like similar ideas might be at work here.

  20. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    OK Jackass, I'll bite: In a way, we do.

    See, if it weren't for us, you ass would belong to the (set of [Nazis, Japanese, Soviets, British Imperialists, Italians, ...]).

    Go back to your hole in the ground you ungrateful shit.

  21. Why moon rocks are so valuable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a secret, but I'm going to fill you in.

    They're made of cheese. Not just any regular cheese though, moon cheese! Moon cheese is by far the most delicious cheese ever discovered.

    You get one of these moon rocks, and it's moon cheeseburgers for dinner! Or maybe a moon pizza. The uses are limitless, too bad the supply on Earth isn't.

  22. What i don't get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article doesn't quite seem to explain why exactly that the moon rock is listed as the defendant, and not its current "owner"? Shouldn't Mr. Rosen be the defendant, since he is the one trying to defend his rightful ownership of the rock and the government is trying to declare it stolen property?

    Did i just miss something?

  23. Re:US Jurisdiction by Qrlx · · Score: 1, Troll

    We have left more trash on the moon than any other country. That certainly makes the moon resemble America. (By Trash I mean the part of the LEM that doesn't come back to Earth).

    We need those volunteers who clean up the sides of the highways to go and clean up the Moon. I can see it now: "This Moon kept clean by Cedar Grove Girl Scout Troop #213"

    I was gonna say that since we planted a US Flag on the Moon, then basically we claimed it. (At least that's the way it works in cartoons.) But as I recall, we actually brought the flag back with us.

    I didn't bother to read the article (this is SlashDot, after all) but the plaque that Apollo 11 left on the moon does mention "For All Mankind." I would think that includes Honduras.

    However, if the U.S. loses, George W. Bush will declare that Lucite Ball is a terrorist and then the courts won't matter.

  24. Give it back! by xant · · Score: 3, Funny

    To the original owner, that is. If we "stole" it from international territory, then it's forfeit to the original owner, right? Which is to say: the moon. Let's bring that sucker back and put it where we found it.

    Any excuse to fire rockets into space is a good one if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Give it back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the same vein, I suggest that we disintegrate your body and restitute each atom to the respective supernova that produced it.

    2. Re:Give it back! by Jester998 · · Score: 2

      "bring that sucker back and put it where we found it."

      Hmm... shouldn't that be exactly where we found it...? :)

  25. Re:"not under US jurisdiction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with you

    I DO NOT CARE

  26. heh... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    The United States is suing a ball of Lucite? Hehehehehehehe...

    1. Re:heh... by EABinGA · · Score: 5, Informative

      Federal and many state forfeiture laws empower overnments to take people's private property without ever charging a crime. Legally, the property is accused of a crime, not the owner. Lawyers call that in rem -- Latin for "against the thing.

      This is why forfeiture cases often have peculiar titles such as "U.S. v. 1960 bags of coffee," U.S. vs. $2,452, "U.S. vs. 9.6 acres of land and lake," or "U.S. vs. 667 bottles of wine." And since the Bill of Rights recognizes the rights only of citizens and state governments, not the rights of chunks of land or bottles of wine, there are almost no due process restrictions on government's attacks on property.

      Between 1985 and 1995, the federal government through the Departments of Justice and Treasury, has seized over $4,000,000,000.00 (4 billion) from U.S. citizens, many of whom have never even been charged with a crime. In a single year, fiscal year 1994, the DEA alone made 13,631 seizures with a total value of $646,786,850.00.

    2. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans will sue anyone or anything.

    3. Re:heh... by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 3, Offtopic

      Here's a good example of "in rem" sillyness:

      UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, v. ALL RIGHT, TITLE AND INTEREST IN A 30 ACRE PARCEL OF LAND, MORE OR LESS, AND APPURTENANCES THERETO, KNOWN AS BREEZY HILL ROAD, CITY OF PARKSVILLE, TOWN OF LIBERTY, SULLIVAN COUNTY, NEW YORK

      These forfeiture laws are a mockery of the constitution and are a throwback to the days when property used in a crime became property of the Crown.

      <sarcasm>But hey, none of us are drug dealers so we have nothing to worry about when the government defecates on the constitution, right?&lt/sarcasm>

      Oh well.

    4. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...which is why you should fight asset forfeiture.

      One option is to vote Libertarian in November:

      http://www.lp.org/lpnews/0103/forfeiture.html

      includes examples, including this one: "a woman accused of shoplifting a $25 sweater had her $18,000 car -- specially equipped for her handicapped daughter -- seized as the 'getaway vehicle.' " [USA Today]

      (so maybe it's shameless plugging, but at least it's *informative* shameless plugging. ;)

    5. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark that up. http://www.lp.org/lpnews/0103/forfeiture.html

    6. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn! Billions of dollars! WTF is wrong with your country!

    7. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My all-time favorite is the Fanny Hill obscenity trial:

      A Book Named "John Cleland's Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure" v. Attorney General of Massachusetts 383 U.S. 413 (1966)

    8. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      troll. Here have a cookie.

    9. Re:heh... by Westacular · · Score: 1

      "U.S. v. 99 bottles of beer, and a wall"

      "The bottles are accused of providing alcohol to minors, while the wall haboured these fugitives and acted as an accessory to the crime"

    10. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's scary -- that civil forfeiture is not legally a punishment is absurd. Exactly what was the court smoking? :)

      Further, that's not offtopic -- it pertains to in rem legal action, which must be understood if one wishes to keep a straight face at a case title like "US v. Lucite ball of lunar material." Mods most be smoking something too...

    11. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the United States sue your right to freedom of speech to have it confiscated?

    12. Re:heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see opportunity for abuse here.. I mean, the government could decide to take your property to put a road through or whatever, and not even pay you a dime. Lets say you paid for that property and have nothing left but a $20 social security check every month or so. You go from having everything accounted for after a life of hard work, to having it all taken away without a recourse.. Even though the rock should belong to NASA, it doesn't. The guy from Honduras may not have known the legal issue. The point is, NASA is entitled to the rock, but at the very least, they should reimburse the collector reasonably.. just like the person who is having a road built over his house should get fair market value for the house. It isn't the collector's fault that the rock was stolen sometime in its checkered past!!

  27. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    explain to me how "belonging to" the British Empire would be worse. And, exactly what your role has been in extending American justice and freedom across the globe, besides eating Twinkies and wanking over your huge porn collection in your parents' basement. You fucking prick.

  28. Re:US Jurisdiction by mtrupe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Uh... I think we are in agreement here. The US, albeit flawed in many ways, is the greatest country in the history of our planet.

  29. I demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Little Rock be given back to the Moonies.

  30. Re:US Jurisdiction by ChadN · · Score: 1

    As an American, I must remind you that we would no doubt be just another member of the British commonwealth, if the French had not seen to it that we won the War of Independence. We repayed our debt in WWII (IMO), but we musn't forget that they helped us first.

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  31. And in other reports... by papasui · · Score: 1

    A Wisconsin dairy farmer allegedly has a chunk of swiss cheese said to be part of the Moon's outer crust although scientists are skeptical whether swiss cheese could withstand the heat from entry through the atmosphere.

    1. Re:And in other reports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on the size of the chunk. More interesting would be some ice cream surrounded by a vast quanitity of sweet batter.

    2. Re:And in other reports... by PlaysByEar · · Score: 1

      Swiss cheese in Wisconsin? That's crazy!

    3. Re:And in other reports... by emmons · · Score: 1

      Cheese in Wisconsin? Now THAT'S crazy!

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  32. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What was my contribution? How about 40% of every year's earnings, fat chunks of which are handed out as foreign aid.

    How bout the dump trucks full of money which my parents and their parents paid to bail out your sodden little backwater empire after WWI and WWII?

  33. Re:US Jurisdiction by Qrlx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right. Less starvation. That's why the US Govt pays farmers to let their fields lie fallow.

    You are a big moron. No country, not even the U.S., can solve the transportation problem called "getting the food to the people living in the middle of a desert." Nor can they solve the problem of "getting those people to stop breeding and creating more hungry mouths." China, in fact, is the ONLY country that has even addressed that issue.

    If the rest of the world, which has a much lower standard of living, were Americans, and consumed resources like Americans, we would need several more earths to provide all the raw materials.

    On the other hand, if the World were American, that might force humanity to deal with the inevitable collision between an ever-increasing human population vs. a ever-decreasing pool of natural resources.

    Troll again, I like replying.

  34. Re:US Jurisdiction by Sokie · · Score: 1

    Just like all those other British territorial holdings that are still under their control....

    Oh wait...

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  35. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You are of course correct. This is why I try to never make a stinky Frenchman joke, unless it's really funny.

  36. Re:US Jurisdiction by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful
    May be now, third world countries will be able to sue their former dictators/presidents living in the US for all the money they've stolen from them.

    Somehow, I don't think so.

  37. Legality of Moon Rocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think the feds have it right on this one.

    The Applo 17 team was sent as an agent of NASA to collect samples from The Moon. Although there is no title claim to any part of The Moon, the samples taken are technically NASA's(I'm fuzzy but maybe this is precidence stretching back to English Common Law). So the US Government through Nixon gave the rock as a gift to Honduras in the 1970s.

    Flash forward to now: NASA has no claim on the rock since it was given as a gift. However unless the government of Honduras legally sold the rock it should be given back to the government of Honduras There is clear federal juristiction here and Honduras at the moment has a strong case for asking the rock back. Rosen can't claim "I didn't know I couldn't buy this legally". If he can't prove the Honduran governement sold it to him legally then he is out one expensive rock.

    1. Re:Legality of Moon Rocks by Restil · · Score: 2

      This is true. Its also true that legitimately owned rocks are accompanied by paperwork proving ownership from Nasa to the final party, including all sales along the way. This isn't that unusual. Most expensive products, no matter how commodity, have such paperwork. Your car has a title. Homes have deeds. Even the less expensive consumer items can at least be confirmed to not be reported stolen. Pawn shops do this all the time.

      And sucky though it might be, the one who ends up with stolen property, while not necessarily guilty of any crime, is not the rightful owner, regardless of how much he paid for it, and the rightful owner is under no obligation to reimburse the new owner to reclaim the property, although a court case is required to force the exchange.

      Pawn shops, upon finding themselves in possession of something stolen, will typically settle with the owner by returning the product for the price the pawn shop paid for it, which is typically a small fraction of what its actually worth. This way, both parties avoid an expensive lawsuit.

      So before you spend multiple thousands of dollars on something, you better damn well be sure you're getting the real deal, and that it's legitimate.

      -Restil

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    2. Re:Legality of Moon Rocks by g4dget · · Score: 2
      However unless the government of Honduras legally sold the rock it should be given back to the government of Honduras

      Did the government of Honduras as the US to do this for them? Is the government of Honduras paying for law enforcement work and legal costs? If not, why are we wasting our money on this? Don't our police and legal system have more important things to worry about than whether the Honduran government gets back an expensive paperweight?

  38. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the flag wasn't brought back. it was knocked over when the module lifted off to bring the astronauts back

  39. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paid back in full. And then some. And where do you think your Nasa scientists came from? They weren't native Americans just as I suspect you aren't. You're living in a dream world while destroying the real one. Go and buy another SUV and turn up the air-con, fucko. The British built the country that you call the USA, didn't you ever wonder why you're speaking our language? Just look at Canada if you want to see where you fucked it up.

  40. Salvage rights anyone??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know people are so against the United States, but if the rock was a sample brought back, one may construe that rock to be salvage according to international treaties on salvage. If he bought it legally from someone who acquired it legally, it should stay his. Otherwise, as much as you hate the US government, it should be returned to them.

  41. Read the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says that its stolen property... not just the fact it was picked up by an Apollo mission.

  42. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    maybe so, but if America had never ceded from the Empire, I rather suspect that the commonwealth might never have been established. I agine what the world might have bee like if the British Empire had become properly democratic - India and the Americas would probably have steered the whole enterprise eventually. If properly handled, it could actually have worked. At least it wouldn't have been so fucking harsh on the native Americans - their fate always seems to me such an ignored crime, Canada did it so much better.

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  43. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    NASA scientists? From Germany, of course.
    Destroying the real world? How?
    Not native? I am, but why does that matter?
    SUV? I own a 20 year old 4x4 -- it's called preemptive recycling.
    You built this country? Wrong. *My* ancestors built this country. (Yes, some of them were British -- lucky for me I didn't inherit their dental genes.)
    Look at Canada? Hey, chief, we got da Bill of Rights, what do they have? We put men on the moon, they think "hoser" is a word.

  44. The Moon Belongs to America by Moderator · · Score: 0

    I don't want to sound arrogant or anything, but well, until your country sets foot on the moon, it belongs to us.

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  45. December 7, 1998 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the story after the original confiscation of the moon rock in 1998.

  46. In the US possession has become the obsession by siasl33 · · Score: 1

    Title says it all....

  47. Uhhh right by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    The Honduran dictator probably had as much right to give the colonel the rock as Nixon had to give it to Honduras.

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  48. Lucite ball isn't doing much by bobtheprophet · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be more logical for the person in possession of the rock to be the defendant instead of the lucite ball? Is there some legal reason I'm missing?

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  49. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natives misteated in America? As opposed to the lovey-dovey nature in which the British Empire, East India Company, et. al. treated natives over the whole effing planet? (Starting in your own back yard, btw. How are your Irish friends doing these days?)

    Yes, we done bad. Now climb down off your high-horse and look around you.

  50. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    Re-purposed Nazi weapons put men on the moon. How does your precious Bill provide for a fairer society than that enjoyed by Canadians? And I never said that I built your country - I'm 29 years old and have lived in the UK, the US and France. I never built much of anything, myself. Careful how much of your ancestor's achievements you claim for yourself, you're just standing on their shoulders claiming that you're the tallest in the world.

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  51. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I think Bill Clinton declared that...

    (And to be fair, George H.W. Bush also declared such, and every President going back as far as the Louisiana Purchase, if not before.)

  52. Re:US Jurisdiction by Kwelstr · · Score: 1

    Also, if the World were American, Bush wouldn't be the President, who was the most people? China? So probably some chinese will be voted in. A close second some indian... you get the picture.

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  53. Agreed. Now go get your own damn moon rocks. by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

    No problem. You are welcome to spend $50 billion to fly to the moon, grab all the rocks you can carry, and bring them back. I presume it will then be ok for me to steal them from you and when you don't like it I'll complain about silly lawsuits.

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    1. Re:Agreed. Now go get your own damn moon rocks. by Quixotic137 · · Score: 1

      If I give them away (or sell them for that matter), I won't care if you steal them from the people I give them to.

  54. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "Re-purposed Nazi weapons"? No way you can compare a V-2 to a Saturn V. Re-purposed Nazi *scientists*, maybe.

    How does the Bill of Rights provide for a fairer society? You gotta be kidding, right?

    Claiming my ancestor's achievements? Never. I'm a lowly worm in comparison. But, well put.

  55. "John Smith vs. Funny Green Thing In His Burger" by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the lawsuit makes sense, but naming the Lucite ball as the defendent is... weird. I'm looking forward to the lawsuit names this precedent will bring us.

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  56. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh man, you've been brain washed, get help fast!

  57. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahh, that explains it all - you spent time in France. Nobody's the same after a few days with those dirty frogs.

  58. actual value: worse than dirt by js7a · · Score: 1
    I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

    I would rather have six dozen Terrestrial Planet Finders than a single manned mission to mars.

    As for a moonbase, that can wait a few hundred years, too.

    1. Re:actual value: worse than dirt by jcast · · Score: 1

      What good would a terrestrial planet be without a moon base?

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    2. Re:actual value: worse than dirt by js7a · · Score: 1

      a generation starship would not require a moonbase. Presumably, it would be constructed at L3 or L5.

    3. Re:actual value: worse than dirt by jcast · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but unless you're looking for an *already habitable* planet (hint: that's next to impossible), you'll need either terraforming or universal space suits at the destination. I don't think the second is likely for settlement, and I assume ``generation starship'' means the travel times last longer than most businesses, so mining/economic exploration for the mother world is impossible. So, the only option that avoids the necessity of terraforming is a diplomatic mission. I consider that *highly* unlikely.

      If you want terraforming (or any other long-term habitation of non-Earths), you'd better be damn sure the practice it. That means moon bases, mars bases, asteroid bases, etc.

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  59. Weasel out of what? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blount vs. McIverson? Which one was the Federal Government? I call troll.

    1. Re:Weasel out of what? by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 2

      ROFL. Well, out of PhysicsGenius's last 24 comments, 5 were rated -1 troll, so I think you may be correct.

      On the otherhand, if it is a fake case, I think it shows so much chutzpa that I think people should mod him up to 5. Use Funny lol.

    2. Re:Weasel out of what? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Hehe, yeah, this guy (gal) is pretty good. Here's another one: "There is no way to 'fix the spam problem'. Claude Shannon proved decades ago that noise is inevitable in communications. Spam is noise on a data channel. Measurements suggest that the amount of spam we are seeing is slightly higher than the nlog(n) amount that Shannon predicted." Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Insightful=1, Interesting=4, Funny=1, Overrated=5, Underrated=1

      But of course slashdot moderators don't understand the true meaning of the term "troll" and instead use it to mean "offtopic" or "I disagree with them". Hell, if the moderators would get it right I'd probably set it to +1 for troll posts.

  60. Re:US Jurisdiction by DEBEDb · · Score: 1
    If the US did own the entire planet there would no double be less starvation and war.


    Because then every war can be called "police
    shootout".

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  61. sheesh.. by blue_zero · · Score: 1

    why is this under "space"? why isnt this under "the courts" so we can better point out the fact that the system is totally out of control? or better yet, shouldn't this be at least under humor? i mean, y'all gotta agree, this is crazy..

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  62. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    The Irish seem to be doing very well these days, from what I can see. We still get a lot coming over to London, but I don't think they are fleeing poverty, but rather looking for the broader opportunities that a larger community inevitably offers. Same reason that Londoners go to NYC. John Lennon said that moving from London to NYC was like moving from Liverpool to London, IIRC.

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  63. The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

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  64. Value of Moon Rocks by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This summer I'm working at Lawrence Berkeley Lab, and some of the people near where I work have gotten a few grams of lunar material (Apollo 15, IIRC) from NASA for an experiment aiming to figure out the material's age of formation. Now they only need to look at a particular tiny part of the sample and NASA expects to get the rest back.

    Now none of that is unreasonable, but what is unreasonable is the insurance policy they have to take out on the material against theft, accidental lost or destruction. Now insurers naturally want to know the value of what they are insuring. NASA's official and much repeated line is that all lunar material is priceless. This poses a serious problem for insurers, so the next question was what is the cost to replace the sample. No joke, they figured the cost of the policy, and hence the premiums, based on the cost of building a rocket, flying to the moon, collecting a new sample, and bringing it back. Not only that, but two members of the Berkeley physics department are officially down on paper as having volunteered to make the trip should it become neccesary.

    I don't know what they are paying exactly, and being in a secured area of a restricted access research lab probably helps keep down the cost, but still it's not cheap holding on to lunar material that NASA expects to get back.

    1. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by GMontag · · Score: 2

      Actually, that does make much more sense than the way the DOJ prices copied software. In this case, the only way to replace the item in question is by launching another lunar mission. In a software case, the replica is already the "evidence" and not real costs were involved to the victim (not advocatig unauthorized copying at all, just making a factual statement).

      In the case in point from the headline, if anybody went on an expensive trip to a pristine land, collected a sample and made it availabe for others to examine, then had that unique sample stolen from them and later discovered the person that now possed the sample, would they expect the stolen property to be returned?

      I certainly would like it back so that others could examine it, rather than it being some Lucite trophy of a thief thrice removed.

    2. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Now insurers naturally want to know the value of what they are insuring. NASA's official and much repeated line is that all lunar material is priceless. This poses a serious problem for insurers, so the next question was what is the cost to replace the sample. No joke, they figured the cost of the policy, and hence the premiums, based on the cost of building a rocket, flying to the moon, collecting a new sample, and bringing it back.

      Or they could just go to eBay... http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPIC ommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&que ry=lunar+meteorite

      Many confirmed lunar meteorites are available now, not only on eBay but from other meteorite dealers. Fernlea is my favorite... http://fernlea.tripod.com/forsale.html

    3. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by PD · · Score: 2

      They should have calculated what a robotic mission would cost instead. A rover with a camera can be used to find a rock that looks like the one they were loaned.

    4. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "No joke, they figured the cost of the policy, and hence the premiums, based on the cost of building a rocket, flying to the moon, collecting a new sample, and bringing it back."

      Heh it'd be cheaper to rent a car from Enterprise...

    5. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      Lemme get this straight.

      There's an insurance company, who, in exchange for premiums, was dum^H^H^Hwilling to fund a NASA lunar sample retrieval mission in the event of theft, accidental loss, or destruction...

      ...and NOBODY from NASA was smart enough to steal the damn rock, pound it into sand, and drop the sand into the sea over the Marianas Trench? :-)

      C'mon, NASA, this isn't rocket science... uh... lemme rephrase that.

    6. Re:Value of Moon Rocks by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      wow, thats brilliant. is the federal gov't paying for this insurance?

      tax dollars at work, i guess

  65. Funding Missions by BlackHat · · Score: 1

    I thought the last point(in art.) about selling off NASA's assets to fund missions was odd.
    Could end up scrubbing as some damn collector already resold the booster.

  66. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Gotta love this Internet thingy. Here we start a conversation about moon rocks and degenerate into a "my country's better than yours" mudfest. Was it good for you?

  67. Re:It's not ironic by beerits · · Score: 1

    Historical Footnote #1: There are no Indian Reservations on the East Coast of USA

    This is just not true. There are three or four in the state of Mainewhich last time I looked is on the east coast.

    There are plenty of examples of the screwing of the American Indians, you don't have make any more up.

  68. Come ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MY people, who evolved on the moon aeons before your primitive species tentatively crept into space, have full and complete jurisdiction over this entire solar system and all of its planetary bodies as per NYLANETHEROP vs. CENTAURI CONTROL.

  69. Re:US Jurisdiction by Schaffner · · Score: 1

    How come WWI didn't repay the debt? I think WWII and the Cold War put them back in our debt!

  70. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    I certainly wasn't. The French have far more perfected the art of living than either the Americans or the British, although the little I've seen of Italy suggests that they may have gone further still. The British are certainly a much more modest race than both of the others - both the French and Americans seem to think that they invented democracy and the rule of law, when it rather seems to me that the Magna Carta did more than both.

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  71. The Rock is the Defendant?? by serutan · · Score: 2

    Interesting article, good coverage of the history of this particular rock and similar cases, but the main reason I read to the end of the thing was to understand how in the hell a ROCK can be the defendant in a court case. No explanation of that wacky concept at all.

    1. Re:The Rock is the Defendant?? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Interesting article, good coverage of the history of this particular rock and similar cases, but the main reason I read to the end of the thing was to understand how in the hell a ROCK can be the defendant in a court case. No explanation of that wacky concept at all.

      It's a result of the assinine "War on Drugs." Reagan and Bush I appointed Supreme Court Justices that didn't believe in the law, and they were confirmed by Democratic and Republican Senates. Then when the government found arresting people for practicing capitalism was ineffective they decided to pass laws that allow you to arrest and try property. Houses and cars don't have any rights and tend to be mute so they are pretty easy to imprison. This of course hasn't done anything to stop people from using "unsafe" drugs, but has been very effective in financing the whole mess.

      When the law was passed most anyone paying attention knew it violated the rights explicitly protected by the Bill of Rights, but the fox is guarding the hen house so there essentially is no constitution, just three branches of government, none with very much representation. I guess the positive on the court is that they don't need to get a corporate sponsorship every few years so if the president accidentally appoints a thinking person they might do something for the people.

    2. Re:The Rock is the Defendant?? by BluBrick · · Score: 2
      Having an inanimate object may, however, prove to be an interesting precedent.

      In the case of The State of New York vs. Scott Free, counsel for Mr. Free stunned onlookers when he claimed that Mr. Free could not possibly have killed Mr. Innocent Victim because "People don't kill people, GUNS kill people".

      The case was immediately dismissed and a 9mm Beretta known as KG772F93B was taken into custody and arrested for the murder.

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    3. Re:The Rock is the Defendant?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, the said weapon was later sentenced to death.

      By firing squad.

    4. Re:The Rock is the Defendant?? by SEE · · Score: 4, Informative

      First, there wasn't a single Reagan or Bush appointee who made the decisions on the basic cases. It was, instead, a Supreme Court ruling in Dobbins's Distillery v. United States, in 1877, 104 years before Reagan was President, that established the precedent. It was followed up, reconfirmed, and expanded in Calero-Toledo v. Pearson Yacht Leasing Co. in 1974, seven years before Reagan took the oath of office.

      Now, of course, that didn't become a major issue until the Democratic Congress and Ronald Reagan jointly put through the 1988 Drug Act. But, at the height of Reagan-Bush influence on the Court, in four cases in 1993, the Supreme Court began to recognize the harm done by civil forfeiture laws and acted to curtail some of the government's most obvious abuses.".

      Now, true, in 1996 the Court refused to further curtail civil forfeiture, bowing to those century- and decades-old precedents I mentioned above. So who stepped into the breach?

      Republican senator Henry Hyde, with the support of Bill Clinton, shepherded the Civil Asset Forfeiture Reform Act through the Republican-controlled Congress, after which it was signed by President Clinton.

      In short, it's absolutely, ridiculously dishonest to blame this on Reagan-Bush appointees, when the major precedents predate Reagan, and all the recent laws on the subject were passed when one party controlled the Congress and the other controlled the Presidency.

    5. Re:The Rock is the Defendant?? by Riktov · · Score: 1

      I hear that the rock is being represented in court by inanimate carbon rod

  72. Re:US Jurisdiction by Entropix · · Score: 1

    It is the duty of the most powerful nation to protect its own interests as well as the interests of freedom and democracy. What's wrong with policing the world and undoing unjustices? It's noble; and besides, who else is going to do it but the United States? No superpowers are left. Even China cannot compare anymore.

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  73. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just wiping it up now.

  74. Re:US Jurisdiction by ceejayoz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hispanics almost outnumber whites in the US, but there hasn't yet been a serious Hispanic contender. Females outnumber males but there hasn't been a serious female contender.

    Politics doesn't work by majority rule, it works by whoever has the most money, and so rule would remain in the United States or other Western nations.

  75. Re:US Jurisdiction by Schaffner · · Score: 1

    The flags were left on the moon, they weren't brought back.

  76. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, haven't you noticed how everyone that doesn't agree with you is "brain washed"?

  77. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Of course, the Magna Carta. How could I forget that? Although, to be fair, it seems as if all of your monarchs did as well... ;)

    We didn't invent democracy. In fact, it wasn't really practiced here until the 20'th century. (For the record, the USA is a republic, not a democracy. There's a big difference, though what with our presidents and elected representatives governing by the latest telephone poll, obviously not very many people care.)

  78. Re:US Jurisdiction by packeteer · · Score: 1

    maybe this is true... nobody can really say... but one thing is for certain... the US doesn't WANT to control the world... if it did than it would have to protect everyone under their rights and as it is now we (as americans... yes ALL of us) make profit off countries that dont run themselves like us... the world cannot support one giant US... not the way we live it now...

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  79. The worst part... by gerardrj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that the U.S. Federal government is spending tax money, and personel resources in setting up "stings" to retrieve moon rocks. Seriously... with all the political corruption, coroporate bullying, and other things going on in the country over the last 15 years, would you rate a moon rock sting as a worthy use of your tax dollars? You know the gov can't do anything for less than $200,000 these days. What did this "sting" cost the people? What corporate embezzler, political bribe or corporate espionage was not thwarted because the fed thought it more prudent to search for moon rocks?

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    1. Re:The worst part... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is: don't you have anything better to do than complain about the US government? If you don't like it move, if you don't live here, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Fucking dumbass.

    2. Re:The worst part... by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      How unpatriotic. Our country is founded on the ideas of diversity, debate and balance of power (checks and balances). Conversations like this embody all three of those ideas and are what make the U.S. a tolerable place to live. To those who comment as you did that those who don't like the government should "shut up or move", I offer the reverse. If you do not enjoy participating in meaningful debate, or do not like the idea of others performing constructive critisizm of the governement, perhaps it is you who should leave. Then you all can start a country where the President is a dictator and no-one has the right to critisize any decision or action of the government. You could all live happily in your little country where everyone thinks alike, and everyone In short, being a patriotic American demands that one complain about things that seem wrong (construcitely when possible). That's what voting is in a sense. If you don't vote for the encumant, you are complaining. As for the intelligence quotient of my posterior; who is the one that formed two intelligent and thoughtful messages and who is the one who chose vulgar retorts lacking any constructive value?

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  80. Customs declaration. by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    Those who are interested can look in the archives about two years ago for an article here in Slashdot linking to the customs declaration that Armstrong, Aldrin, and Collins signed bringing some of those rocks into the country. I have a copy knocking around here somewhere...

  81. Re:It's not ironic by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    We did push most of the Eastern tribes off into the Western deserts... imagine how hard that would be for people who worshipped nature ("Where the fuck are the trees?")...

  82. It was NASA's rock... by Uncle+Ira · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...until they gave it away.

    "The litigated rock arrived on Earth from the last manned moon mission in 1972, was encased in Lucite, attached to a plaque and presented as a gift by President Nixon to the Honduran government the following year."

    I'd have to say at that point the Government of the United States gave up any claim of ownership we had.

  83. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Troll

    what do you mean ANYMORE? The USA is living on borrowed time as the world's leading nation - how many of your "American" computers are actually manufactured in China? What happens when China gets to the moon? What happens when China's GDp overtakes that of the USA? What HAPPENED when the Chinese captured a US spy plane? We saw the balance of power right there. Quite frankly, the prospect of the filthy, murderous Chinese state apparatus dictating the fate of the entire world far more frightening than GWB's corrupt regime. When WWIII starts, the USA can count on my support. I don't think it'll help much, but it's yours all the same.

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  84. Silent defendant okay, but it's still a ROCK! (?! by dstone · · Score: 2

    unless it speaks... how's it gonna defend itself?

    Defendants generally don't need to speak. (Consider the examples of hostile, mute, comatose, or autistic defendants.) I'm pretty sure there will be an attorney arguing the defendant's case.

    The bigger question in my mind is how American courts would permit an inanimate object to be the defendant. Or is this just CNN's mistake?

  85. Re:It's not ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are trees all over the west... or there were, anyway, prior to the fires.

  86. Re:US Jurisdiction by jhunsake · · Score: 1

    Considering that Hispanics reproduce like mosquitos, they will outnumber all races eventually across the planet. If you don't believe that, look at what percentage of Mexico and South American countries' population is under 14.

  87. seems pretty simple to me by jonwil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1.NASA retrieves rock from moon. US government now owns moon rock
    2.US government encases rock in lucite ball and gives ball to Honduran government. Honduran government now presumably owns moon rock (unless there was some condition attatched to rock that specifies that US government retains title in which case things are different).
    Honduran dictatorship then appears and rewrites the law giving them rights to all property of the old government, including the rock. Honduran dictatorship now owns rock (presumably).
    Now somehow the rock gets into the possession of the colnel. If the transfer to the colnel was illegal under honduran law (i.e. the colnel stole the rock) then the colnel should be charged with theft and the person who bought the rock from him should, at best, be charged with possession of stolen property (but if you buy stolen propery then you cant be found guilty of possession unless it can be proved that you knew it was stolen when you bought it). If the transfer happened legally under honduran law(because the dictatorship gave it to him) then presumable the colnel now owns the rock and therefore he can legally transfer that which he owns to someone else in exchange for money.

    1. Re:seems pretty simple to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem with this is, to the US government, only their law matters.

      "What other countries?"

  88. TROLL - no such case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PhysicsGenuis is a very skilled troll. Check out all his other posts. :)

  89. The Moon Isn't Ours? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    wait, i was under the assumption the moon WAS ours, i mean, we got there first, and then we stuck a flag in it

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    1. Re:The Moon Isn't Ours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not True! The Vikings got there first...

  90. Re:US Jurisdiction by downundarob · · Score: 1

    Hispanics almost outnumber whites in the US, but there hasn't yet been a serious Hispanic contender. Females outnumber males but there hasn't been a serious female contender.

    Don't you Americas have some stupid rule that says your president must be American born and MALE? I'm sure I read this somewhere.

  91. It's WORTHLESS!!! by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suppose the true value of anything is exactly the price that someone is willing to pay for it. To me, it's worthless. It's a fricken rock!!! It's a rock in a ball no less. I think a freshly minted penny would be more attactive to me.

    But this is a non-story. The US government is simply trying to return property that, so far, appears to have been misappropriated from a foreign government. It's in the US government's best interest to see that it is returned.

    Whether or not we actually own the moon is so incredibly irrelevant I can't even believe the notion was brought up. The rock was a gift from our government to theirs. The rock maintains significant value to collectors and so is perceived to hold some value. It is supposed to be in the posession of the Honduran government and is not in their posession at the moment.

    What I don't know is whether the Honduran government is actively requesting its return. I haven't read where the rock was actually STOLEN from any part of the Honduran government or any of its dictators. I think it's significant that in the absense of an actual claim that it is illegally out of Honduran territory, the rock should remain with its current owner, Alan Rosen.

    I think it's incredibly arrogant for the government to seize property without first hearing a claim that it has been acquired through any illegal means. Okay, so we have an arrogant government... what governmental body ISN'T arrogant?

    1. Re:It's WORTHLESS!!! by dionysis12480 · · Score: 1

      What I don't know is whether the Honduran government is actively requesting its return ... I think it's significant that in the absense of an actual claim that it is illegally out of Honduran territory, the rock should remain with its current owner, Alan Rosen.

      So read the article.
      "Meanwhile, Honduras has requested the return of the rock, describing it as "the patrimony of the government and people of Honduras.""

  92. Do not taunt happy fun ball by discogravy · · Score: 1, Offtopic
  93. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    a British monarch hasn't done anything without permission since the time of George III. Quite right, too. You can thank Cromwell for that if you want - talk about tough love though.

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  94. why is the rock the defendant? by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    what did it do wrong? immigration violation?

    1. Re:why is the rock the defendant? by forkboy · · Score: 1

      In many government court cases where goods used in or during the commission of a crime (or if the goods ARE the commission of the crime) they list the acse of the seizure as being against the property. Any criminal case against the person is considered separate. This is because seizures are considered civil cases. [IANAL...but I just took a couple basic law classes)

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  95. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, but we're the rugged individualist type -- don't need nothin from nobody.

    What happens when China gets to the moon? Riiight, like that will happen. Slavery is never condusive to scientific ventures -- the Nazis figured that one (see where Einstein ended up?).

    BTW, no communist country will *ever* surpass America's GDP. Innovation is the key to any successful venture, be it a business or a country. How in hell do you convince some slave in a Chinese sweatshop to become the next Thomas Edison?

    BTW, your constant harping against GWB's "corrupt regime" is getting tiresome. I don't like the guy either but it'd take a real tinfoil-hat type to believe he is capable of real corruption. He's just a career bureaucrat (sp?), just like his old man was.

  96. Wow. Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    SO when my big ol can of whup ass gets opened on someone, they will of corse, charge the can with assault, right? Seems only fair.

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  97. Re:US Jurisdiction by gmhowell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    American born, yes, female, no.

    Actually, not even American born. You have to have been an American citizen since birth. Slightly different.

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  98. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you Americas have some stupid rule that says your president must be American born

    Yup. You got us. That does seem to be a requirement.

  99. the sig is all I need. by Moray_Reef · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The sig is the next line.

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  100. Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have to admit that it's the finest troll ever. A thing of rare beauty, indeed. Hats off to you, mein count.

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  101. Re:Wow. Thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SO when my big ol can of whup ass gets opened on someone, they will of corse, charge the can with assault, right? Seems only fair.
    Go ahead, waste your points and mod me down, you humorless ass. Thats one less worthwhile comment modded up.I WIN!!


    According to Code Section 10/15/99 16-5-25 of Georgia state law (My State, btw);

    You have the right to "open a can-o-whoop-ass" if provoked by "fighting" words.

    A person charged with the offense of simple assault or simple battery may introduce in evidence any opprobrious or abusive language used by the person against whom force was threatened or used; and the trier of facts may, in its discretion, find that the words used were justification for simple assault or simple battery.

    Hmm. Now be careful what you say when you're in Georgia.

    Besides, your opened and therefore used can-o-whoop-ass would probably not be seized because it is not valuable enough.

  102. Heres an Interesting Thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    saying that you can't own a peice of the moon is like saying you can't own a vial of ocean water. No one Owns the moon so they can't claim ownership over it. Basically the Government has no case. Well... They have a case for it to get back to Honduras. Since the object is encased in lucite.. they are trying to get the lucite back to its rightful owner. Thats all they have.

  103. Re:US Jurisdiction by The+Matriculator · · Score: 0

    The moon is not under US jurisdiction?

    Depends who you ask. But, since the US didn't ratify the world court treaty, it would be silly to ask them.

    I thought that George W & Co had declared that everything everywhere was under US jurisdiction.

    You're probably thinking of the Supreme Court

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  104. Re:US Jurisdiction by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

    The French didn't help us out of ideals or altruism. They did it because they hated the British. Between the War of Independence and the War of 1812, we fought an undeclared quasi-war with the French. Don't romanticise history too much.

  105. What a rip off!! by RiotXIX · · Score: 3, Funny

    $5 million for 1.142-grams of moon rock? In Detroit they "moon rock" and "moon dust" for $10-$40 per gram.

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  106. Greatest country? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    A:Well, If you've seen one country, you've seen them all.
    B:Well, have you?
    A:Have I what?
    B:Seen every country?
    A:Well, I've seen one country.

    I don't see how anyone can be in agreement when this sort of thinking is rampant.
    Of course, even if people are in agreement under these circumstances, the agreement is worthless.

  107. Five million! by Comrade+Pikachu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe NASA can tap this lucrative new source of revenue to fund ambitious missions of exploration. I'm hoping that bits of Mars start showing up on Ebay within the decade!

  108. USSR brought back 301g of soil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...at least that's the best info I can find at the moment. Check out the Moon page at the National Space Science Data Center. Look at "Luna" landings, specifically Luna 16, 20, and 24.

    If you want to see where they landed, check out the Jules Verne Voyager Java applet. Choose "USSR Luna Sites" from the dropdown. The sites will show up as purple dots. Click and drag a box to zoom in on that box.

    So, with only 301g of moon soil, I don't think the Russians were giving much of it away. (The U.S. brought back hundreds of kilos.) Also, the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. are the only countries to have collected samples from the moon. Notable, however, are the Japanese crash of satellite Hiten into the moon in 1993, and Hughes Global Services' flyby of the moon with the satellite AsiaSat 3 in 1998, which had been originally launched by the Chinese.

    Given the above, I would therefore assume that any moon rocks possesed by collectors were either purchased or stolen from the U.S. government, since the only other country to have any is Russia, and they don't have very many.

  109. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    ALL "democratic" western governments are corrupt, it's no particular slur on GWB's crew. Try Googling for "Tony Blair Bernie Ecclestone" and see what you get. Why do the Chinese need to innovate to get to the moon? America already showed them how, and the Chinese hardly have to convince the population to come up with the money, do they? And GWB not capable of REAL corruption, remember you wrote that when Big Oil starts drilling in YOUR favourite national park.

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  110. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can no longer mod and this jackass posts at +2?

    Go figure

    1. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can no longer mod and this jackass posts at +2?

      It's all a matter of karma.

    2. Re:So... by Gumshoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has anybody but NASA been to the moon lately?

      Actually, yes. The Soviet Union sent many unmanned probes to the moon and retreived moon rocks in the process. This page details the Soviet Luna program.

      Notice that the last mission in this series was Luna 24 that returned a "lunar sample" in 1976. Also notice that that last NASA mission to land on the moon (and to bring back samples) was 1972. So the Soviet missions were more recent, although I'm not sure what significance that has.

    3. Re:So... by Q+Who · · Score: 1

      Soviet missions were also the first.

  111. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The crime is that someone doesn't put a bullet between your eyes. I hope someone knows who you really are and kills you.

  112. Re:US Jurisdiction by EelBait · · Score: 1

    Exactly what is "Hispanic"? And don't tell me descendents from Spain because they're not. According to the stupid politically correct US census rules Spaniards are considered "white europeans" -- so go figure.

  113. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And a couple of tens of US scientists working together are enough to french fry a quarter million - fifty seven years ago or so, give or take a month.

    So what.

    It's easy to leverage technology to destroy.

    Islam forgot how to leverage technology to create things about 800 years ago or so. Followed about 600 years later by the French...

  114. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Canada had a whole lot less natives to worry about, and a whole lot less arable land that settlers wanted to settle on, and a whole lot less settles who wanted said land.

    Easy to have better results under those conditions.

  115. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your best shot, AC. I'll even let you go first.

  116. Re:US Jurisdiction by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    Hispanics can be American born (Hispanic-American, whatever, if you wanna nitpick). There's no gender rule, though.

  117. The problem with the statement that.. by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "IN almost all cases, owning lunar material is illegal unless you can show a clear paper trail back to nasa" is kind of scary.

    What they are implying is not that posession of moon rocks is restricted, but that, unless you can show clearly how you got it, it was probably stolen (because if it wasn't, you'd be able to prove how you got it).

    This scares me a bit, though. How long until we are required to show chain of custody documetns & receipts for every single object we own, lest the government sieze them as stolen?

    And whatever happened to posession being 9/10ths of the law?

    1. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      How long? It's happening now. I could go to your local police station and claim that you stole $item. You'd say no, I have proof of purchase, and show it to the cops. They'd tell me to go away.

    2. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by lightcycler · · Score: 1

      "How long until we are required to show chain of custody documetns & receipts for every single object we own"

      Right. A worrying trend, especially in software. "That software isn't yours unless you can prove it is" as Microsoft is so fond of telling schools in retaliation against the states which are suing them.

      Actually, it is. Someone wants to stop me using software, they first have to prove that I have no right to use it. Innocent until proven guilty and all that. And don't forget you can't search without reasonable suspicion (unless you signed a microsoft licence, and how do you tell that without making a search?)

    3. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As much as I agree with you completely... and I most certainly do.. the fact remains.

      In many countries, including the USA, if Microsoft has reasonably suspicion that you are in violation... say perhaps because you refused to show them an audit, they will show up with federal marshalls, or some such equivalent authority, and a court order signed by a judge in good standing, and WILL shut you down.

      So, as much as you can whine about how they need to prove it first, they will destroy your business beforehand.

      Unfortunately, looking at a company, it's not hard to find out if they use MS products, and it's not hard for MS to find out if they aren't on file.

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    4. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by jmauro · · Score: 1

      Innocent until proven guilty is only for criminal cases. Microsoft would sue you under civil law which states that you are guilty until you prove yourself innocent. There are also lower standards of guilt and you can lose the case if more than half, but not all the jury agrees your side is in the wrong.

    5. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by FreeUser · · Score: 2

      This scares me a bit, though. How long until we are required to show chain of custody documetns & receipts for every single object we own, lest the government sieze them as stolen?

      And whatever happened to posession being 9/10ths of the law?


      What should be bothering you isn't that possession isn't 9/10ths of the law (it's a clever statement, but is an implication of a degree of lawlessness, not a founding legal principle), its that the presumption of innocence that is a fundamental principle of (American) law is being ignored, turned on its ear, and reversed into a presumption of guilt.

      Whether it is a lunar rock or a piece of candy, it should not be the possessor's responsiblity to prove ownership, it should be the government's responsibility to prove theft.

      What is going to happen once civilian spacecraft start going to the moon? Or when other governments (e.g. China) start going to the moon and handing out moon rocks as party favors at state visits? NASA's little paper trail and presumption of guilt is going to fall to pieces then...are we still going to presume guilt, or return to the rule of law (including the highest law of the land, the constitution) we should have been employing the entire time?

      --
      The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    6. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by SEE · · Score: 2

      Yes, you are presumed innocent when you come into court. But, if the object is sufficiently rare, then posession without evidence of lawful provenance is sufficiently suspect that it itself constitutes evidence of illicit provenance. That's merely the result of common-sense analysis of the current circumstances and standards that have long existed for items of archeological interest, major artworks, and the like.

      Note, too, that this is not a prosecution trying to put the posessor in prison; it is a lawsuit to return the rock to its (presumed) rightful owner. Neither this man's life nor liberty is at stake, and the question of whether it's his property is the entire issue. Standards in such a case are, and always have been, more lenient than in standard criminal cases.

      What happens "when other governments (e.g. China) start going to the moon and handing out moon rocks as party favors at state visits"? Then, since the rarity will have gone down, posession without proven provenance will be less convincing evidence, and it will be harder to win these cases no matter what NASA claims.

    7. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "civil law which states that you are guilty until you prove yourself innocent"

      Either you're from Burma or Zimbabwe, or that's patently false.

      If it were so, you'd have to defend yourself against every single crime committed throughout the country, no matter how unlikely your involvement. Given that people have time do do things rather than spend 24/7 defending themselves, it can't be true.

    8. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by alfredw · · Score: 2

      Whether it is a lunar rock or a piece of candy, it should not be the possessor's responsiblity to prove ownership, it should be the government's responsibility to prove theft.

      Fair enough. But this is VERY easy with Moon rock. Only two nations have launched successful sample-return missions: the US and Russia.

      Therefore, the US government must prove:
      (a) The rock in question is from the Moon.
      (b) The rock is not a meteorite. (Easy - meteorites get all toasty on their way down, which causes chemical changes such as oxidisation)
      (c) The rock is not Russian in origin. (Maybe the Russians keep better track of these things than the Americans do...)

      If you have A, B and C then the rock MUST be from a NASA mission. As NASA has NEVER released ownership of any of those materials, it must also be US Government property.

      NASA's little paper trail and presumption of guilt is going to fall to pieces then...are we still going to presume guilt, or return to the rule of law (including the highest law of the land, the constitution) we should have been employing the entire time?

      Duh. Presume innocence, of course. It's just that right now the burden of proof isn't so burdensome.

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    9. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by alfredw · · Score: 2

      (unless you signed a microsoft licence, and how do you tell that without making a search?)

      Easy. Probe your IP for security holes :-)

      --
      In Soviet Russia, sig types you!
    10. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "CIVIL law"

      ...


      "every single CRIME"


      Go buy a dictionary, genius, she's talking about civil law, not criminal law.

    11. Re:The problem with the statement that.. by eMilkshake · · Score: 1

      Now that's a "certificate of authenticity"!

  118. Muahahaha Muahahah Happy pride Toronto. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm drunk, and anonymous.
    Happy pride Toronto. If only everyone else knew how cool Toronto really was, maybe then it could gain acceptence as a world class city. oh wait. we've got a housing problem. Once we fix that, bitches we will be come the cultural epicentre of all North America (Fasion excepted, due to over abundance of people who believe NYC is it). Mark these fuckers words. Toronto will be in the spotlight in the next 10 years. Muahahahahha Muahahahaha

  119. French living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gotta love those burning synagogues lately.

    Vive Vichy!

  120. Moon... cheese... hm... by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2

    Is there any connection between this story and the poll about cheese...?

    RMN
    ~~~

  121. First Goat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  122. Re:US Jurisdiction by packeteer · · Score: 1

    the bill of rights is what makes all this outcry on slashdot about "our rights" possible... if it wasn't for that bill of rights (the constitution too) then we wouldn't be allowed to say what we say here... nor would we even have any rights to fight for...

    --
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  123. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I troll YOUR kind between meals without losing my appetite. I've got Stars and Stripes toilet paper, too!

  124. required simpsons reference: by BLiP2 · · Score: 1

    The moonrock will be represented by An Inanimate Carbon Rod.

    --
    Vote Technocratic! Government by killer robots!
  125. What happened when China captured.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When China captured a US spy plane, they took the damaged converted-from-a-fifty-year-old-airliner piece of crap and gave it back after quite a tiff because they were pissed off that it had knocked one of the top "state-of-the-art" fighter planes out of the sky.

    Yeah, we're scared. The only thing that incident proved is that Chinese fly about as well as they drive.

    And if GWB is so corrupt, what would you call a US president that almost certainly took money from such a "filthy, murderous ... apparatus"?

  126. The US has limited outer space jurisdiction by User+956 · · Score: 1

    I was gonna say that since we planted a US Flag on the Moon, then basically we claimed it. (At least that's the way it works in cartoons.) But as I recall, we actually brought the flag back with us.

    The US has limited outer space jurisdiction, according to the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. The treaty limited State sovereignty over outer space. Outer space was declared to be the common heritage of mankind. It prevented certain military operations in outer space and upon celestial bodies, specifically, the placing in orbit of any nuclear weapons or other weapons of mass destruction, and the installation of such weapons on celestial bodies. Outer space was otherwise to be reserved for peaceful uses. Various other international conventions, such as the Moon Registration, and Liability Treaties, expand upon provisions found in the Outer Space Treaty.

    The Moon Treaty of 1979 essentially stated that the exploration and use of the moon shall be the province of all mankind and shall be carried out for the benefit and in the interests of all countries.

    --
    The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
    1. Re:The US has limited outer space jurisdiction by g4dget · · Score: 2

      Given our current record on international treaties, our government will probably declare those null and void when it suits them. I suspect it's going to start with US-deployed space-based lasers and space-based nuclear power for weapons systems, then dual-use nuclear technology ("it's a nuclear rocket, but it makes a mighty fine dirty bomb, too"), and eventually all pretenses are going to fall. And the US is going to do whatever it likes on the moon, if we ever find the money to send more missions there.

  127. Re:I love you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But J'Raxis is such a fag! Post them on Trollaxor's site instead. (He's a fag too, but nowhere near as gay as J'Raxis.)

  128. Re:US Jurisdiction by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    What dumbfuck moderated this as offtopic? It was a direct response to:

    Also, if the World were American, Bush wouldn't be the President, who was the most people? China? So probably some chinese will be voted in. A close second some indian... you get the picture.

  129. Re:US Jurisdiction by numbuscus · · Score: 0

    Very good point. The way the economy works now, the only way it keeps going (or almost going, as is the current case), is to use natural resources - including labor - at cheaper rates from other countries.

  130. Re:US Jurisdiction by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    The moon's not under US jurisdiction? I thought that George W & Co had declared that everything everywhere was under US jurisdiction.

    The man on the moon is a terrorist, we must apprehend him.

  131. Re:It's not ironic by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    Not in many of the reservations. They got the worst land, lots of desert real estate.

  132. not YET is right. by numbuscus · · Score: 1

    If China gets anywhere close to putting a base on the moon - like they recently were talking about - I can guarantee that the US would pore billions into a program to take it for 'humanities sake'. Not that I think that is bad, as an American I would rather see us there that China.

    It would be nice to see a new society develop there. One that begins as an international group of pioneers and, over generations, develops into a nation of its own.

    The idea of the moon being a colony of a single nation just doesn't appeal to me. It'll probably be that way in the beginning though - because of the cash needed to pull something like that off. Unless a very large corporation does it - God, can you imagine Bill G as ruler of the moon!

    1. Re:not YET is right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill G ruling the moon? I wonder how long it would take for it to crash into Earth...

  133. Rediculous by io333 · · Score: 1

    It's silly how bizarre everyone's being about a little piece of rock: It's not chemically different from a plain old earth rock -- and it's not like it's rare or anything. Everbody knows that there're hundreds of billions of tons of the crud and everyone knows exactly where to find it.

  134. Oblig SNL ref by devnullkac · · Score: 2
    The Feds should keep in mind warning 31 from the SNL sketch:
    Don't taunt Lucite ball containing lunar material.
    --
    What do you mean they cut the power? How can they cut the power, man? They're animals!
  135. How to get a moon rock by texchanchan · · Score: 2

    You used to could check them out from NASA if you were a teacher at an accredited institution--or something like that. You'd get a pebble inside a lucite hockey puck, suitable for viewing under a microscope. I know somebody who checked one out, then slept with it in his bed (he also used it in a space exhibit at a student fair).

    Couldn't find anything at the JSC site about this in a quick search. Maybe they don't do it any more, or maybe their site is hard to find things on.

  136. Lunar samples by Trevin · · Score: 1

    By an amazing coincidence, I was watching the movie "Apollo 13" tonight on TV and it got me looking up facts about the moon on NASA's web site. I happened to come across a page that tells you how to request lunar samples. From that page:

    NASA policies define lunar samples as a limited national resource and future heritage and require that samples be released only for approved applications in research, education, and public display. To meet that responsibility, NASA carefully screens all sample requests with most of the review processes being focused at the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center (JSC). Individuals requesting lunar samples should follow the steps given below for the appropriate category of sample.

    I don't know whether this applies to the particular Honduras lunar sample, but I thought it was interesting.

  137. I think I saw this episode... by guttentag · · Score: 1
    ...on the Teletubbies:

    Teletubby 1: Ooooh! (picks up rock at his feet) Pretty!
    Teletubbies 2&3: Ooooh! Pretty!

    (Commercial Interruption crackles on one of the Tubbies tummies)
    Jerry Falwell: Hi kids, Reverend Falwell here. Don't watch the Teletubbies. Teletubbies are evil.

    Teletubby 1: (antenna lights up)
    Teletubby 2: (gets a box)
    Teletubby 3: (gets a stamp)
    Teletubby 1: (Packs the rock into a box and ships it to Falwell) Now he's our friend!
    Teletubby 3: He's special!
    Teletubby 2: Who's special?
    Teletubby 1: Jerry is!
    Falwell: I don't want your worthless rock! (sells it to the church of scientology, church sells it on EBay to some kid in Florida)
    (Teletubbies beat Florida kid senseless, steal his rock and ship it back to Falwell)

    I realize this may seem like an overly-simplified comparison, but I think it paints a pretty accurate portrait of just how important this issue is.

  138. Re:US Jurisdiction by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    It is the duty of the most powerful nation to protect its own interests as well as the interests of

    If so, then how do we get to start doing that, instead of protecting the interested of the ruling corporations, and actively opposing freedom and democracy?

    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
  139. Re:US Jurisdiction by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2
    I didn't bother to read the article (this is SlashDot, after all) but the plaque that Apollo 11 left on the moon does mention "For All Mankind." I would think that includes Honduras

    If you'd read the article you'd know that it left Honduras under the tenure of one of their various dictators. They'd like it back.

    --
    Why?
  140. It was by nkyad · · Score: 1

    When some of the facts leading to this case happenned Honduras was a dictatorship.

  141. uh-oh by PicassoJones · · Score: 2, Funny

    United States v. Lucite ball containing lunar material (an actual case, I'm not making this up, folks)

    Uh-oh. Lucy's getting sued by the government? Ricky's never gonna let her play with the band now!

  142. So... by sheldon · · Score: 2

    Has anybody but NASA been to the moon lately?

    Personally I think you are easily scared.

    BOO!!!!

  143. Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! by uberbacon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    my name is ahmad
    me likes your song

  144. How do they know it's real? by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    If it's encased in Lucite, how do they know it's a real moon rock?

    I'm sure there are plenty of people who would take a rock from their backyard, encase it in a Lucite ball and sell it on eBay if they thought people would fall for it. Heck, from the looks of the photo, that could be a piece of dried dog poop.

    Let's take it one step further: Nixon wanted to placate the Honduran dictator without giving him anything of real value, so he had some of Checkers's excrement encased in a futuristic-looking Lucite ball. Deliver it with a plaque and you have a great joke to tell your friends. In fact, I'll bet that's what he was talking about during the famous gap...

    1. Re:How do they know it's real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heck, from the looks of the photo [cnn.net], that could be a piece of dried dog poop.


      Plenty of people on eBay selling that too. And people are bidding on it!

    2. Re:How do they know it's real? by BgJonson79 · · Score: 2

      Nixon wanted to placate the Honduran dictator without giving him anything of real value, so he had some of Checkers's excrement encased in a futuristic-looking Lucite ball.

      How do we know Nixon himself didn't drop anchor and send it as a souvenier (sp) ?

      --

      There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

  145. Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! by uberbacon · · Score: 1

    NICHT FURSHTEN :(
    do bist eine schwartskopf?
    ich libe dich!
    guten tag!

  146. Re:First Goat! by uberbacon · · Score: 1

    I don't get your point
    But I believe it has something to do with trolls!

  147. I have PROOF that he's a fag! (link below) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tee hee

    -- The_Messenger

    1. Re:I have PROOF that he's a fag! (link below) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, come on. It's not that bad. The only huge problem with it is that I couldn't think of a way to transplant J'Raxis' fat.

      And if he's a l337 Lunix luser now, I'm glad that I did it. Newbie Slashdbot scum need to be smacked down.

    2. Re:I have PROOF that he's a fag! (link below) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Angelfire ate your page. Darn.

  148. Re:"John Smith vs. Funny Green Thing In His Burger by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting case name on forfeiture:

    UNITED STATES OF AMERICA v. ALL FUNDS ON DEPOSIT IN ANY ACCOUNTS MAINTAINED AT MERRILL LYNCH, PIERCE, FENNER & SMITH, ET AL., Defendants (CV 90-2510; UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK; 801 F. Supp. 984; 1992 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 12263; August 5, 1992, Decided)

  149. Re:US Jurisdiction by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

    To give an example of the last part: I was born in Canada in 85. My brother was born in Canada in 87. We got our US citizenship in 97 or 98. My citizenship only counts for the last four or five years. My brother, on the other hand, is an American citizen from birth. (from what I recall there was a change in immigration law that had a cutoff between me and my brother). So we've lived in the country the same amount, but he could become President and I couldn't.

  150. Re:US Jurisdiction by banking_intern · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of HIGH costs besides the financial ones to manufacturing computer parts. A lot of very very toxic materials are needed, and china don't dispose of them in a afe manner.
    China has a weak rule of law, and a goverment that has trouble effecting change. These two things will hold china back and I have no fear of american power diminishing until these two things are changed. China has a huge aids problem that is growing becaue their leaders are unable to face things. They've built the three gorges dam which could if it fails kill millions.
    They won't even admit there is a problem, they can't and so they fester and grow. This and other decisions I fell will ensure that china will remain behind america because they will squander their wealth and advances.

  151. legal explanation for rock as "defendant" by odin53 · · Score: 1

    There are some poor or utterly wrong explanations below, so let me clear it up. The rock isn't really "defendant" in the case; it's just the way they write the title. What's happening is the government is trying get a declaration of the disposition of the property as against 1) Rosen, the guy from whom they took the rock, and 2) against the world (probably, although there are some legal technical stuff that might preclude this one). If this is the only point of the case -- which it is here (I suspect because Rosen is unavailable, as in out of the US so unable to be served with process) -- then plaintiff can bring suit "against" the property itself, not as if the property did something wrong, but in order to get the court to say "yes, we declare that this property belongs to you, plaintiff" or, sometimes, "this property does not belong to anyone (because no one is allowed to have it)". The "defendant" doesn't need due process or a way to defend itself because it doesn't NEED to defend itself. Property is property; a bundle of rights plus (sometimes) some tangible thing. The collection of rights may change -- they're legal constructions, after all -- and the court with the right power can change it.

    A court can only do this if it has power over the property. For real property, which is what is most often litigated in this way, the court in the state where the property is located can do it. For personal property, the court has to have it within its power. (Since the US took the rock, they would have given it to the court for it to hold for purposes of jurisdiction.)

    When a court has power over property, they can hear the case: this is called "in rem" jurisdiction. ALL THIS MEANS is that the court -- as the arm of government that decides legal dispositions of everything -- may declare who really owns the property. "in rem" is not weird, or new -- it has been around for many, many years (definitely since the beginning of our nation, developed in English common law at some point). The main reason there are "in rem" suits is that sometimes it's hard or impossible to sue the proper defendant, because she is unavailable (as in no one can find her) or because the court that has power over the property does not have jurisdiction over the person (the proper defendant) involved. Rather than let this person dispossess others with legit interests in the disposition of property, the courts long ago exercised their power as part of the sovereign state to make the decision themselves.

    "In rem" jurisdiction is very limited, nowadays, because of the Supreme Court's interpretation of constitutional due process and the effect on the unavailable defendant. It has NOTHING to do with crimes (although a crime may be involved); it's only about who owns the property. And no, this is not illegal search and seizure, and this is not NECESSARILY forfeiture. If there's a dispute as to ownership of property, the court with power should theoretically be able to adjudicate it (think about it: courts really do it all the time, e.g., in contract disputes).

    I suppose whether you think this is right really comes down to what you think property is. But look at it this (admittedly theoretical) way: Sure, you think you own that piece of land. But really, who says you do? Why doesn't the next door neighbor do, or some native American, or the first person to say "this property is hereby mine" and plant a flag? The government, of course, say it's yours: this is the legal construct of property ownership. This construct gives a lot of power to the owner, but when there is a real, good faith, significant dispute as to who owns the property, well, what else will decide ownership but the legal system?

    At any rate, this is the legal explanation, along with some legal theory...

  152. Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

    That's why NASA wants the rock back. No one can prove it, if they don't have a piece of it! Must cover the tracks of the faked moon landing. All the samples given out were just earthly dirt, with some iron thrown in for good measure. When pushed on this issue in the future, (after the truth of the bogus samples is known) NASA will claim that 'Moon' rock is far too valuable to have given out willy-nilly to governments around the world. The 'moon' rock is fake, the landing is fake, and the lawsuit is to cover it all up.

    1. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry. I have to disagree with you. The reason behind the high prices moon rocks fetch on the open market, the nefarious way NASA is chasing after them, and the 'strange' defendant in the lawsuit is clear. The moon rock is sentient. NASA discovered this after years of experimentation with raido waves and Tesla coils. The rocks talk.

      Somehow, the rocks are able to communicate with each other and the Mother Moon (Luna) herself. This gives the moon rocks amazing powers of observation, wisdom, and intellegence born of eons of space travel.

      This fact is now known to several in NASA and the White House. It has been hidden for one reason. The rocks can predict the future.

      September 11th was predicted by the moon rocks. So was the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the recent war in the Middle East.

      The US government must protect this knowlege at all costs. He who knows the secret of the method of speaking to Luna, could rule the world with her help. That is all I can say.

    2. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      You are both wrong. The govenment is suing the rock for one reason. Lottery winnings. In 1986, the rock won the Illinois State Lottery; a total of 127 million dollars. As this rock was, and is an inanimate object, it paid no taxes on this money.

      The rock escaped the reach of the FBI by chartering a flight to Honduras, where it befriended a high-ranking government official. The rock, now with inside help, rose quickly to the top eschelon of Honduras' government. Behind the scenes, it used the dictator of the period to further its own less than honorable schemes.

      The rock was eventually discovered and removed from power by an old friend, the government officiant the rock met on arrival.

      The rock, fearing for its safety, left Honduras with the help of an American buisnessman. The American brought the rock and hid it in the safety of his local bank. The government, alerted to the rock's presence, sent agents to recover the rock at all costs.

      The rock now resides in a Federal prison as a 'guest' of our country awaiting charges and trial.

      Please get the whole story before you post.

    3. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Bah! Of course they did not land in the moon. How could they? The moon does not exist! The moon has to be some sort of absurd Liberal myth!...

      =)

    4. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh. You realize that the evidence that the moon landing was faked included the following:

      * Total ignorance of the proof that was provided that it did happen. (Like the video of the moon lander spraying dust in a perfect parabolic arc, only possible in a vaccuum.)

      * An 'expert' that didn't understand the physics of a flag with a metal rod holding it out. (He mistook the metal rod for wind...)

      * A professional photographer who didn't understand the concept of radiosity. (Plus he didn't understand that in extreme light stars wouldn't be visible...)

      * A mathematician saying that the odds of safely arriving on the moon were uber extreme. (Using similar math, the odds of me returning home safely after work are also uber extreme...)

      * A conspiracy theory where Nasa astronauts were killed by Nasa. (Very exotic way of bumping off somebody, too...)

      ... and so on. In other words, nobody's even come close to disproving the moon landing. Don't believe me? Go to this address:
      http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/tv/foxapollo.htm l

      It debunks the debunking of the moon landing. If any of you caught that show on Fox that claimed to have evidence of a faked moon landing, go to that site. It was very irresponsible of Fox to air this stupid show. I know a couple of photographers that thought Fox should have known better.

      I don't know if the rock is real or not. I don't see how anybody could possibly know if it is. What distinguishes a Moon rock from an Earth rock?

      Whether or not the rock exists, it has 0 bearing on whether or not the moon landing actually happened.

    5. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It was very irresponsible of Fox to air this stupid show. I know a couple of photographers that thought Fox should have known better.
      Don't watch Fox if you want anything informative. Not even the Fox News Channel. Don't trust Rupert Murdoch. If you're going to trust Fox for news, you might as well pick of a copy of a bunch of tabloids like the New York Post, too.
    6. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      My concern's not that *I* want to be informed. I'm concerned that there are dipshits out there that think the 'evidence' is sooOOOoo overwhelming, they don't bother to do some basic research.

      My opinion of people in general isn't that high Heh.

    7. Re:Moot Point! The Moon Landing is Fake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best. Troll. Ever.

  153. ebay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so what does ebay have to say about this?

  154. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hispanics almost outnumber whites in the US

    Not even close, trollboy.

    Hispanics make up 12.0 percent of the population as of the 2000 census.

  155. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we would need several more earths to provide all the raw materials.

    Wrong. The world could easily be fed with the infrastructure and materials we have now. I guess it never entered your head that the reason that the government pays for those fields to lie fallow is that there's NO MARKET, because the governments (almost all nominally socialist) of the starving countries stands in the way.

    You're a fucking moron, troll-boy.

    And, by the way, damned near EVERY raw material is cheaper today than it was in 1970, and the population of the developed countries is STABILIZING.

    I'm sorry if that contradicts your "looming disaster" scenario.

    No, actually, I'm not.

  156. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *idiot detector goes crazy*
    and the percentage of white people in the us population is ~15%.

  157. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The British are certainly a much more modest race than both of the others
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA British people... modest... BWAHAHAHAHA
  158. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey shithead, take a look at the astronauts that have been on "da moon". Some have been Canadian. Also, where do you think the name CanadArm comes from (is the giant arm on the space shuttle in case you weren't aware). That's right, made in Canada.

  159. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The world could easily be fed with the infrastructure and materials we have now."

    Maybe you didn't read his post closely enough. Now I know it's hard for you, being ignorant and all, but please try to READ before spouting off and looking like a fool. Here's what he said:

    "If the rest of the world ... consumed resources like Americans, we would need several more earths to provide all the raw materials."

    This is the TRUTH. Do a little research on "sustainable development" if you don't believe it. The world cannot currently provide the energy requirements of six billion people who live like the typical american. Maybe when someone comes up with cold fusion or some other miraculous form of energy conversion, then it will be possible. But until then, most americans will grab as much as they can for themselves, and to hell with anyone else.

  160. We don't Need More Moon Rocks by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

    It's Ironic that the government would fight so hard to get a moon rock back. Cuz NASA has many tons of moon rocks sitting in storage, untouched since 1970.

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  161. No by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

    I would disagree

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  162. Tell that to the Indians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they had some astronauts training on a Navajo Indian reservation.

    One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew.

    The old man, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question, which his son translated: "What are the guys in the big suits doing?"

    A member of the crew said they were practicing for their trip to the moon. The old man got really excited and asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.

    Recognizing a promotional opportunity for the spin-doctors, the NASA folks found a tape recorder.

    After the old man recorded his message, they asked the son to translate. He refused.

    So the NASA reps brought the tape to the reservation, where the rest of the tribe listened and laughed, but refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

    Finally, NASA called in an official government translator.

    He reported that the moon message said: "Watch out for these guys; they've come to steal your land."


    As Paul Merton said, "Well, it's better than the Americans just assuming it's theirs."
  163. Re:US Jurisdiction by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    I love it when two ACs battle it out. It's kinda like the battle between Good and Evil, except it's totally up to you whose side you're on. I guess that makes it like the War on Terrorism. (Though Mohammad Atta isn't an AC any more.)

    god, why do I write stuff like that?

    If, as AC #1 believes, "The world could easily be fed with the infrastructure and materials we have now," I ask: Why isn't it happening then? There are hungry people right here in America, after all. (And I'm not talking about the kind of hunger that I'm about to solve by ordering a pizza.)

  164. No, just American-born by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The United States Constitution, Article II, Section 1, paragraph 5

    No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty five years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.

  165. Re:It's not ironic by Qrlx · · Score: 1

    And there will be again. If forest fires permanently destroyed forests, I would have to imagine there would be no forests.

    Mt. St. Helens is a perfect example, even though there aren't really any trees growing there 20 years later. There's plenty of "nature".

    Indians, on the other hand, by which I mean their society, way of life, yadda yadda, will not be coming back any time soon. The best example I can think of is the Macah tribe out here in Washington that likes to go and hunt whales every now and again. People get all up in arms over it. Plus, here's the "traditional" whale hunt they go on: One guy throws an old-timey harpoon in the whale, and once "tradition" has been satisfied they open up with the .50 cal machine gun. Not exactly the noble battle of Man vs. Beast most people envision.

    I am going to listen to Talking Heads "Moon Rocks" from the Speaking In Tongues album in a last-ditch effort to stay on topic.

  166. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you all got trolled you retards

  167. Why is buying a house so hard?! by underwhelm · · Score: 5, Informative

    How long until we are required to show chain of custody documetns & receipts for every single object we own, lest the government sieze them as stolen?

    Happens that way with real property all the time. Why do you think so much is involved in buying a house, including buying insurance to protect the deed's validity?

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    1. Re:Why is buying a house so hard?! by FreeUser · · Score: 2

      Happens that way with real property all the time. Why do you think so much is involved in buying a house, including buying insurance to protect the deed's validity?

      Uh, no.

      The government doesn't have the authority to seize a property as "stolen" even if you have been foolish enough not to do a proper audit on the property's history or buy insurance to protect the deed's validity.

      Doing so is generally required by your bank, you know, the one who lent you the $300,000 you needed for that nice 5 bedroom ranch with the three car garage and the view across the street of the neighborhood pond.

      While it would be incredibly foolish not to follow this procedure if you as an individual were laying down $300,000 cash for the property, there is nothing requiring you to do so. It is merely a Cover Your Ass strategy to minimize the liklihood of some unknown lein against your property causing you trouble (and a lawsuit), to minimize the probability of lawsuits, and limit your liability if an oversight did occur and you are sued (and lose).

      The presumption of innocence remains, the government cannot seize your land willy nilly even if you haven't done the proper paper trail and gotten the proper insurance ... they still have to take you to court and prove that the land is not yours.

      This is in contrast to the absurd legal nonsense that surrounds lunar material, where the guilt is presumed to begin with. In an age where we've already had two kids build nuclear reactors in their dorm room/garage (both reports linked to here on /. and elsewhere), is it so difficult to imagine that kids in 10 or 20 years won't be sending up unmanned missions to the moon and bringing back rocks for their collections? Hell, the most difficult part of the moon launch was insuring the human cargo inside would not be turned to mush, asphixiated, burned, or frozen in the process. Take away those constraints and the feasability of private individuals or corporations obtaining lunar material on their own, much less competing governments like the Russians (who brought their own samples back), becomes a lot more reasonable.

      When this begins to happen in earnest the entire legal structure around our treatment of lunar material is going to implode, perhaps spectacularly. Perhaps a return to rule of law, and presumption of innocence as it is required by the constitution, would be wise before, rather than after, this happens.

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  168. Why there are hungry people in America by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    There are hungry people in America, because they are told it is noble not to seek help, or because they live in an area in which the people belive it is a good idea to force people to work or starve.

    1. Re:Why there are hungry people in America by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I guess technology can't solve all the world's problems after all.

  169. Treaties by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You make that sound as if the United States is doing something unsusual. Treaties are declared only because two countries find them beneficial, and are usually discarded when one of the two countries doesn't
    Rarely is it discarded because both countries don't.

    1. Re:Treaties by g4dget · · Score: 2

      Putting nuclear weapons into space is beneficial to saber rattling US politicians in the short term--that's why they will do it. It isn't beneficial to Americans or the world in the long term. As usual, US politicians take a short-term, politically expedient view. Morality, long-term benefits, and the rest of the world usually don't seem to factor into their considerations.

  170. awe can ums not buy the stolen rock now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK

    I break into your house and steal your computer. The computer has ten million lines of code you have been working on for years but intended to license under GNU. I sell that code to a businessman for a tidy sum /the businessman thinks it's worth $10m/

    Do you want your code back?

    What fucktard thought this was news worthy? oh NM

  171. Re:US Jurisdiction by vstanescu · · Score: 1

    So where the Romans, the Spanish, the English, the French.. in their times. And all belived they will rule forever.
    Just that empires come and go, power becomes corupted, and they fail.. probably the next great power will be China.

  172. Don't forget Fenwick by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

    have you never seen "The Mouse on The Moon"

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  173. only in the USA by Ratso+Baggins · · Score: 1

    I guess the rock looked at the OJ Simpson case and then at the M$ debacle and deduced it would have a good chance at winning... after all it's very famous and the "only" real space rock...

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  174. Taco is going off the deep end again by fortinbras47 · · Score: 1
    They're alleging that this rock from the Apollo 17 mission is stolen property; ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction.

    So If I go to the Smithsonian, open a display case with moon rock and just take it, and if the govt sued me to try to get it back, it would be "ironic?"

  175. I thought that the moon was made of swiss cheese.. by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    So wouldn't that mean that Switzerland claims it?

  176. not their place to go by sat985 · · Score: 1

    once it was given to honduras its none of the us govt's business what happens to it. outside of their juristiction/reach.

  177. why does the government give a sh*t? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. The USA govt isn't supposed to be in any kind of materials business. That's why manufacture of even our most top-secret military hardware is subcontracted out to the private sector.

    Does Bush's govt think the moon is a colony?

  178. Re:US Jurisdiction by bsane · · Score: 1

    Small nitpick- I usually agree with the stuff you write.

    National Parks are one of the few types federally owned land that is reserved for 'nature' (and our enjoyment of it). Most other categories are for exploitation and always have been. National Forests exists to preserve and manage timber resources. I'm not so sure the purpose of other classes of land, but its almost always set aside to manage/exploit resources- not to keep them in pristine condition. The fact that cool places exists in National Forests is secondary to the fact that the government claims the rights to (and eventually will) log it. Not sure what explicit protection 'Wildlife Refuges' have, but I guarantee its less than a National Park.

  179. OT: Pledge of allegiance by Plutor · · Score: 2

    I find it surprising the number of people who act like the words "under God" belong in the pledge. If the words were "under Allah" or "under Zeus", how would you feel about saying them every morning? Just because you believe in God -- and therefore are inspired (or at worst unmoved) by these two words -- doesn't mean that everyone else who does not should be forced to recite them.

    'DuranDuran' is implying that the suit (and even more so, the finding) was frivolous. It was not, and I find the prospect of Senate making the current 45-year-old pledge phrasology into a constitutional amendment enough to make me consider emigration.

    1. Re:OT: Pledge of allegiance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plutor,

      For one thing Allah IS God. Same God as Christianity and Judaism.

    2. Re:OT: Pledge of allegiance by SEE · · Score: 2

      If the words were "under Allah" or "under Zeus"

      Well, "Allah" is simply the Arabic term meaning "the God". And Zeus is very particular. "God", fully capitalized, has been used by English-speakers to refer to such diverse divinities as the Jewish YHVH, the Christian Trinity, the Islamic al-Lah, the Hindu Brahman, the High God of various tribal religions of the Americas/Africa/Australia, the Chinese Emperor of Heaven, the Unmoved Mover of Aristotelian philosophy, the pantheist and panetheist conceptions of the Divine, and other concepts that are to a greater or lesser degree incopmatible with one another. So the cases are not equivalent.

      In any case, as an atheist, I find it very hard to get worked up over which mythical being is being invoked. Might as well say "under Harry Potter" for all I care. Now, if I were a committed believer in a religion that explicitly denies the existence of a God, believing instead in incompatible mythical beings, I might be able to get worked up. Except that I could just not say the words if I wished because . . .

      [How] would you feel about saying them every morning?

      [It] doesn't mean that everyone else who does not [agree] should be forced to recite them.

      . . . the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional to require anyone to recite the Pledge back in 1943.

      The question in this current case was not should anybody be made to utter those two words, but rather whether the reciting of those words can be an administration-scheduled part of the schoolday for those who do agree with them.

      At which point, I have a hard time seeing it as anything but trivial. Two words in a Pledge that you don't have to say? Shall we prohibit recitations of the Declaration of Independence's second paragraph to a school assembly as well? The degree of "establishment" is on the same order. Do we need to amend the Constitution to remove "in the year of our Lord" in favor of "in the year of the Common Era"?

    3. Re:OT: Pledge of allegiance by bradmajors69 · · Score: 1
      [How] would you feel about saying them every morning?

      [It] doesn't mean that everyone else who does not [agree] should be forced to recite them.

      . . . the Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional to require anyone to recite the Pledge back in 1943.

      The question in this current case was not should anybody be made to utter those two words, but rather whether the reciting of those words can be an administration-scheduled part of the schoolday for those who do agree with them.

      You are overlooking the effect that the teacher leading the class in the pledge has on those who might 'prefer' not to say it. How many children are aware of their 'legal' right to refuse to say the pledge? The teacher, who is an absolute authority that tells them when they have to come, when they can go, what they do in between, even when they can pee, and who judges their performance in the form of a grade is suddenly a questionable, challengable person making a simple suggestion which is not required to be followed?

      Maybe in the eyes of an adult, but for kids this is basically state sponsored coercion of religion (though ultimately a small one, though again, to quote a famous song, little things mean a lot).

      Actually I'd say the real problem here is the amount of authority we give teachers over kids. So many teachers are incompetent power tripping nitwits that it can really perform a head-job on the kids who take them seriously. What I'd like to see is a system by which teachers are penalized for their wrongdoings and mistakes the same way the kids are. Made a mistake on the board? 5% off your pay for the day. Misled your students about whether they were required to say the Pledge? 1 hour detention and an apology to the class. Basically acted like a jackass to your students? Saturday detention.

  180. Customs Form for bringing back moon rock by shoppa · · Score: 2
    What hasn't been mentioned yet in this thread is that the original charges against the guy who brought in the Honduras moon rock were because he didn't declare it properly coming through customs.

    In fact, Neil, Buzz, and Mike did go through all the proper customs paperwork when they brough their moon rocks back. You can see the actual customs declaration here

  181. In rem action by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 2

    This is what is known as an "in rem" suit. A party -- here, the government -- seeks to establish that it is the owner of a piece of property. Provided that a court has jurisdiction over the property, it can decide everyone's rights in it -- not just parties to the suit. In contrast, if the government just sues one person for an object and wins, anyone else can still claim to be the rightful owner of the object and (usually) will not be bound by the earlier judgment.

    There are many well-known cases with names like "U.S. v. 40 acres of land," and people love to cite a customs case called something like "U.S. v. 133 boxes of Mrs. Floogle's Delightful Foot Powder." I have been told, but cannot verify, that slaves' suits for freedom were usually done in rem, in order to extinguish all claims, not just the apparent masters', which is why the famous case just before the civil war was known as "Dred Scot v. Sanford" rather than "Scot v. Sanford": "Dred Scot" was not personally the plaintiff, but rather a description of the disputed "res."

    Either that, or the WWF (err, WWE) champ is involved.

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    1. Re:In rem action by andfarm · · Score: 1

      Can you give a citation for this foot powder case (preferably on the web)?

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    2. Re:In rem action by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 2

      Sorry, had it a little wrong (and less amusing than the real thing). It's:

      UNITED STATES v. 11 1/4 DOZEN PACKAGES OF ARTICLE LABELED IN PART MRS. MOFFET'S SHOO FLY POWDERS FOR DRUNKENNESS, 40 F.Supp. 208 (W.D.N.Y. 1941).

      Some judges like to cite this along with Easter Seals Society for Crippled Children v. Playboy Magazine, 815 F.2d 323 (5th Cir. 1987) when dealing with cases with weird names. Sorry, I don't think the full text is on the web, but I don't think there's anything very funny about the case itself anyway.

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  182. Fundamental Legal Questions -- why sue a rock? by werdna · · Score: 2

    The case is fun in several ways. First, of course, there is the question of how ownership of personal property is initially created -- in this case by physically claiming it before anyone else. There are related treaty issues, of course.

    The second, perhaps more interesting question here, is this: "Why is the U.S. suing a rock?" That, as opposed to the question why isn't the US suing the person currently in possession for title to the rock. The answer is one of jurisdiction -- ad personam jurisdiction.

    You can sue property (so called in rem suits) or people (in personam), provided that you have jurisdiction over the relevant party. It is not uncommon at all, particularly in civil seizure scenarios. At any rate, the point of suing the property is to assure that it is within the jurisdiction o fhte court (when the individual in possession may not be), and then take the property after "title" in it is cleared.

  183. Free trip to the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, basically, if they pay their insurance premiums for a couple of months, the lunar material could just vanish, and these two guys would get a free ride to the moon, courtesy of the insurance company. I mean, they have to get a new sample, right?
    My question is, where do i sign up?

  184. lunar profit by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

    Estimated cost of 1.142g of lunar material:
    $5million

    amount brought back by EACH mission:
    100kg

    total value of each lunar mission:
    $437 billio

    Any companies interested in that?

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    1. Re:lunar profit by glitch! · · Score: 2

      Estimated cost of 1.142g of lunar material: $5million

      amount brought back by EACH mission: 100kg

      total value of each lunar mission: $437 billio[n]


      Of course, scarcity is the critical factor here. How much is a winning lottery ticket worth? How about a thousand? How much can I get for a 5 carat diamond? How much for 100 pounds of the same diamonds? Now how much for 10,000 pounds? It's funny how the value changes when scarcity is an issue, isn't it? :-)

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  185. Ob MST3K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, moon rock, Wow!!

  186. Endangered species by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

    The same has been true for some time here for "bits and pieces" of endangered species. You have to prove that you got it legally if it is sufficiently new. Such restrictions are likely to be the only reason some of the species are still on the endangered list, rather than the extinct list.

    I don't see any problems with that.

  187. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the TRUTH

    No, it isn't. Even if you post it in all caps.

    Maybe when someone comes up with cold fusion

    Good, old-fashioned nuclear fission would do the job, except for the "sustainable development" 'tards who try to scare the brainless sheep. The "sustainable development" people are actually against ANY development. They want the masses to remain ignorant and poor, because that's where their power base comes from.

  188. Re:US Jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The world could easily be fed with the infrastructure and materials we have now," I ask: Why isn't it happening then?

    Socialism and other brain-damaged forms of government, for the most part.

    There are hungry people right here in America, after all.

    Very, very few. Any city of any size has food banks, homeless shelters, etc. where you can get food, no questions asked.

    Granted, for some of them you might have to listen to a prayer first, but personally I find religion less offensive than the socialist dogma that killed upwards of 50 million people in the 20th century.

  189. I've got something thats been to the moon by thogard · · Score: 2

    A close friend of my family was ver influential at NASA for all of the FL launches. He gave me a patch that has been to the moon and back. Its was one of the patches that NASA allowed to be given out to the public (mostly senators and the like) but when I was given the patch, the comment was made "its rare now but in twenty years it will be common".

    To me it its a memorial -- not to where man has been but to where man has no ability to return.

  190. Mod up! by MxTxL · · Score: 2

    Mod parent up! The linked article is VERY interesting and a must read.

  191. Re:Silent defendant okay, but it's still a ROCK! ( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question: Can you [Americans] sue the constitution for violating your constitutional rights?

  192. 9/10ths of the law. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    "...ironic considering that NASA took something that wasn't under U.S. jurisdiction."

    When your country goes to the moon, you can claim your own moon rocks. Until then, suck it up. At least I'm assuming that's what the submitter meant... The context of that comment is so ambiguous as to inspire large quantities of confusion...

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  193. Amazing/Amusing Legal Superpowers of NASA's Boss by The_Laughing_God · · Score: 1
    This may not be strictly applicable to the case as filed, but it is one of those freakish eye-openers that make you think twice about the world around you. It is easy to see how this open-ended law could be used in an entirely unintended way, over thrity years after it was signed, which has implications for the 'emergency' dimunition of civil rights in the post-911 security hysteria.

    Under the Code of Federal Regulations, Title 14, Section 1221, adopted on July 16, 1969 [four days before Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon] and still in effect when I ran across it in the 90's, the chief administrator of NASA has extraordinary, almost dictatorial, powers when it comes to anything that returns from outer space.

    For example, if you encounter an extraterrestrial object, you can be apprehended and detained (even secretly) for any duration at the discretion of the NASA Administrator (or his appointees) without a hearing, and the courts are explicitly denied the right to free you! Just encountering someone who encountered such an object was enough to make you subject to these terms! (In this case: man encounters lucite which encountered moon rock)

    Don't take my word for it. The law is quoted below (I can't seen to link it on the gov website today). Freaky stuff! A very relevant caveat given today's security hysteria and open-ended blanket laws.

    It's easy to see what they were afraid of (The first moon rocks were to arrive in a week, and the risks of exposure were unknown), but the law wasn't time-limited, and remained in effect for decades despite a steady trickle of questions from the public.

    <tt>
    -CITE-
    14 CFR PART 1211

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    CHAPTER V
    PART 1211

    -HEAD-
    PART 1211 - EXTRATERRESTRIAL EXPOSURE

    -TEXT-
    Sec.

    1211.100 Scope.
    1211.101 Applicability.
    1211.102 Definitions.
    1211.103 Authority.
    1211.104 Policy.
    1211.105 Relationship with Departments of Health, Education, and
    Welfare and Agriculture.
    1211.106 Cooperation with States, territories, and possessions.
    1211.107 Court or other process.
    1211.108 Violations.
    Authority: Secs. 203, 304, 72 Stat. 429, 433; 42 U.S.C. 2455,
    2456, 2473; 18 U.S.C. 799; Art. IX, TIAS 6347 (18 UST 2416).
    Source: 34 FR 11975, July 16, 1969, unless otherwise noted.

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    Sec. 1211.100 Scope.

    -TEXT-
    This part establishes:
    (a) NASA policy, responsibility and authority to guard the Earth
    against any harmful contamination or adverse changes in its
    environment resulting from personnel, spacecraft and other property
    returning to the Earth after landing on or coming within the
    atmospheric envelope of a celestial body; and
    (b) Security requirements, restrictions and safeguards that are
    necessary in the interest of the national security.

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    Sec. 1211.101 Applicability.

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    The provisions of this part apply to all NASA manned and unmanned
    space missions which land on or come within the atmospheric
    envelope of a celestial body and return to the Earth.

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    (a) NASA and the Administrator mean, respectively the National
    Aeronautics and Space Administration and the Administrator of the
    National Aeronautics and Space Administration or his authorized
    representative (see Sec. 1204.509 of this chapter).
    <b> (b) Extraterrestrially exposed means the state or condition of
    any person, property, animal or other form of life or matter
    whatever, who or which has:
    (1) Touched directly or come within the atmospheric envelope of
    any other celestial body; or
    (2) Touched directly or been in close proximity to (or been
    exposed indirectly to) any person, property, animal or other form
    of life or matter who or which has been extraterrestrially exposed
    by virtue of paragraph (b)(1) of this section.
    For example, if person or thing 'A' touches the surface of the
    Moon, and on 'A's' return to the Earth, 'B' touches 'A' and,
    subsequently, 'C' touches 'B,' all of these - 'A' through 'C'
    inclusive - would be extraterrestrially exposed ('A' and 'B'
    directly; 'C' indirectly).
    (c) Quarantine means the detention, examination and
    decontamination of any person, property, animal or other form of
    life or matter whatever that is extraterrestrially exposed, and
    includes the apprehension or seizure of such person, property,
    animal or other form of life or matter whatever.</b>
    (d) Quarantine period means a period of consecutive calendar days
    as may be established in accordance with Sec. 1211.104(a).
    (e) United States means the 50 States, the District of Columbia,
    the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, Guam, American
    Samoa and any other territory or possession of the United States,
    and in a territorial sense all places and waters subject to the
    jurisdiction of the United States.

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    -TEXT-
    (a) Sections 203 and 304 of the National Aeronautics and Space
    Act of 1958, as amended (42 U.S.C. 2473, 2455 and 2456).
    (b) 18 U.S.C. 799.
    (c) Article IX, Outer Space Treaty, TIAS 6347 (18 UST 2416).
    (d) NASA Management Instructions 1052.90 and 8020.13.

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    -TEXT-
    (a) Administrative actions. The Administrator or his designee as
    authorized by Sec. 1204.509 of this chapter shall in his
    discretion:
    (1) Determine the beginning and duration of a quarantine period
    with respect to any space mission; the quarantine period as it
    applies to various life forms will be announced.
    (2) Designate in writing quarantine officers to exercise
    quarantine authority.
    (3) Determine that a particular person, property, animal, or
    other form of life or matter whatever is extraterrestrially exposed
    and quarantine such person, property, animal, or other form of life
    or matter whatever. <b>The quarantine may be based only on a
    determination, with or without the benefit of a hearing, that there
    is probable cause to believe that such person, property, animal or
    other form of life or matter whatever is extraterrestrially
    exposed.</b>
    (4) Determine within the United States or within vessels or
    vehicles of the United States the place, boundaries, and rules of
    operation of necessary quarantine stations.
    (5) Provide for guard services by contract or otherwise, as may
    be necessary, to maintain security and inviolability of quarantine
    stations and quarantined persons, property, animals, or other form
    of life or matter whatever.
    (6) Provide for the subsistence, health, and welfare of persons
    quarantined under the provisions of this part.
    (7) Hold such hearings at such times, in such manner and for such
    purposes as may be desirable or necessary under this part,
    including hearings for the purpose of creating a record for use in
    making any determination under this part or for the purpose of
    reviewing any such determination.
    (8) Cooperate with the Department of Health, Education, and
    Welfare and the Department of Agriculture in accordance with the
    provisions of Sec. 1211.105.
    (9) Take such other actions as may be prudent or necessary and
    which are consistent with this part.
    (b) Quarantine. (1) During any period of announced quarantine,
    the property within the posted perimeter of the Lunar Receiving
    Laboratory at the Manned Spacecraft Center, Houston, Tex., is
    designated as the NASA Lunar Receiving Laboratory Quarantine
    Station.
    (2) Other quarantine stations may be established if determined
    necessary as provided in paragraph (a)(4) of this section.
    (3) During any period of announced quarantine, no person shall
    enter or depart from the limits of any quarantine station without
    permission of the cognizant NASA quarantine officer. During such
    period, the posted perimeter of a quarantine station shall be
    secured by armed guard.
    (4) Any person who enters the limits of any quarantine station
    during the quarantine period shall be deemed to have consented to
    the quarantine of his person if it is determined that he is or has
    become extraterrestrially exposed.
    (5) At the earliest practicable time, each person who is
    quarantined by NASA shall be given a reasonable opportunity to
    communicate by telephone with legal counsel or other persons of his
    choice.

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    Sec. 1211.105 Relationship with Departments of Health, Education,
    and Welfare and Agriculture.

    -TEXT-
    (a) If either the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare or
    the Department of Agriculture exercises its authority to quarantine
    an extraterrestrially exposed person, property, animal, or other
    form of life or matter whatever, NASA will, except as provided in
    paragraph (c) of this section, not exercise the authority to
    quarantine that same person, property, animal, or other form of
    life or matter whatever. In such cases, NASA will offer to these
    departments the use of the Lunar Receiving Laboratory Quarantine
    Station and such other service, equipment, personnel, and
    facilities as may be necessary to ensure an effective quarantine.
    (b) If neither the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare
    or the Department of Agriculture exercises its quarantine
    authority. NASA shall exercise the authority to quarantine an
    extraterrestrially exposed person, property, animal or other form
    of life or matter whatever. In such cases, NASA will inform these
    departments of such quarantine action and, in addition, may request
    the use of such service, equipment, personnel and facilities of
    other Federal departments and agencies as may be necessary to
    ensure an effective quarantine.
    (c) NASA shall quarantine NASA astronauts and other NASA
    personnel as determined necessary and all NASA property involved in
    any space mission.

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    Sec. 1211.106 Cooperation with States, territories, and
    possessions.

    -TEXT-
    Actions taken in accordance with the provisions of this part
    shall be exercised in cooperation with the applicable authority of
    any State, territory, possession or any political subdivision
    thereof.

    -CITE-
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    PART 1211

    -HEAD-
    <b> Sec. 1211.107 Court or other process.

    -TEXT-
    (a) NASA officers and employees are prohibited from discharging
    from the limits of a quarantine station any quarantined person,
    property, animal or other form of life or matter whatever during
    order or other request, order or demand an announced quarantine
    period in compliance with a subpoena, show cause of any court or
    other authority without the prior approval of the General Counsel
    and the Administrator.
    (b) Where approval to discharge a quarantined person, property,
    animal or other form of life or matter whatever in compliance with
    such a request, order or demand of any court or other authority is
    not given, the person to whom it is directed shall, if possible,
    appear in court or before the other authority and respectfully
    state his inability to comply, relying for his action upon this
    Sec. 1211.107.</b>

    -CITE-
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    Sec. 1211.108 Violations.

    -TEXT-
    Whoever, willfully violates, attempts to violate, or conspires to
    violate any provision of this part or any regulation or order
    issued under this part or who enters or departs from the limits of
    any quarantine station in disregard of the quarantine rules or
    regulations or without permission of the NASA quarantine officer
    shall be fined not more than $5,000 or imprisoned not more than 1
    year, or both (18 U.S.C. 799).
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  194. Seriously off topic, but... by sbeitzel · · Score: 2

    Actually, in the U.S. the DEA (or local law enforcement in many states) can sieze your property if you are suspected -- not even charged, mind you -- of being a drug dealer. In California, this is also true for being in a gang or being associated with a gang. You then have to go to court to get your stuff back, even if you're never charged -- and what are you gonna use to pay for that suit? Mm hm.

    So, don't count too heavily on your constitutional protection from unreasonable search and siezure.

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  195. Land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that the rock is linked in terms of property to the land on the moon from which it was taken is anacrhonistic, useless and wrong. The reason the US govt claims rights to it is because of the enormous expense undertaken in acquiring it. If the only way to get a moonrock of this nature is to build a multi-billion dollar spacecraft, then you'd better believe they're willing to protect that investment. If this were a meteorite from the moon, there would be no contest.

  196. Re:US Jurisdiction by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    fair enough, but I do find it troubling that the USA spends so much more effort on finding new reserves of oil than it does on educating (or legislating) changes in fuel consumption patterns. It's verging on scandalous that the average fuel consumption of private vehicles in the US should actually be rising. we all know that the American penchant for 2-tonne (or even 3-tonne) 4WD trucks is to blame, but why aren't these vehicles taxed back to the margins where they belong? And why can't the US make a significant move to discourage gasoline use through tax on fuel? It really seems like a crazy situation to a European like myself.

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  197. I can't wait for the Russians to go to the moon. by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for the Russians to go to the moon.

  198. Re:US Jurisdiction by jhunsake · · Score: 1

    Spaniards are white Europeans with a little Moorish mixed in... the Moors (sp?) from northern Africa lived in Spain for many, many years. Hispanic is generally considered Spanish and Native American (America being North and South America).

  199. TPFs and generation starships vs. going to Mars by js7a · · Score: 1
    Why should looking for an already habitable planet be next to impossible? Once we have have stellar occluding cameras with the spectographic resolution to determine temperature, water, oxygen, and other essential compounds, we will be able to make very good guesses. That is why they are called "Terrestrial" Planet Finders.

    "Generation starship" means that the travel time is longer than human lifetime(s); the passengers at arrival are the (great)*-grandchildren of the passengers at departure. The next feat of engineering on the spacefaring critical path is to build such a generation starship with sufficient resources for a "round trip" in case they have to turn around and come back. Although that is difficult, it is many orders of magnitude easier than terraforming Mars.

    Neither the moon nor any asteroid can hold an atmosphere, and thus can not be terraformed. Mars is the best local bet, true, but until our bioligical sciences improve, Mars would still require more trips with more tons of cargo to terraform than is practical relative to extrasolar colonization, unless we can't find any extrasolar suitably terrestrial planets. There is evidence that we probably can, though. Don't shoot first and ask questions later.

    1. Re:TPFs and generation starships vs. going to Mars by jcast · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean *looking* for another terrestrial planet was next to impossible; I meant *finding* one in range was next to impossible. And, I'd *love* to hear your ``evidence'' that we can find other terrestrial planets.

      Btw.: where is the use of building a generational starship that can come back? Hoping *somebody* thousands of years in the future will care when they get back (and whatever comes back will be able to communicate with whatever is here)?

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    2. Re:TPFs and generation starships vs. going to Mars by js7a · · Score: 1
      Therefore jcast would love to study optics, spectroscopy, and the related physics and math. Or, you could just email NASA -- the TPF team's explanation is probably superior to mine. I could ask them for you if you want that.

      The human race needs to ask themselves: do you want a vacation so expensive as to make a real voyage impossible, or do they want the voyage?

    3. Re:TPFs and generation starships vs. going to Mars by jcast · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you: do you have *any* evidence that there are other terrestrial planets out there?

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    4. Re:TPFs and generation starships vs. going to Mars by js7a · · Score: 1
      To be fair, do you have any evidence that Earth is unique? I have looked, and there seems to me to be none at all.

      There are many stars. Many of those stars are similar to our star. Since the late 80s, we know that there are many gassious planets. Many of those planets are similar to our gassious planets. We know from stellar specrtroscopy that the iron and other earthacious minerals produced by supernovae are abundant (the proof is because the universe is beige, believe it or not), and we know from our own solar system that accretion of such minerals tends to produce planets such as Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, and the asteroids. We also know from example that such planets are stable even when involved in systems with much larger planets. Read the TPF sites for more statisitical estimations of the probability.

      Your next questions should be to ask: What proportion of expected orbits of terrestrial planets support liquid water? And, what proportion of the expected sizes of terrestrial planets can hold an earth-like atmosphere?

      Many academic types have some good guesses, but they are only weak and meager theory. This race of ours needs to roll up our sleeves and get emperical on the questions!

      The only way to find out for sure is to build stellar-occulding spectrographic and interferometric telescopes to look and see. To paraphrase, you are either with us that wish to find out, or your wish to waste precious resources on terraforming Mars is against those of us who want to put our eggs in more than just one other basket.

      If we can terraform Mars for a couple of hundred quadrillion dollars now, think about how much less it would cost a few hundred years down the road. If instead we put generation starships on our critical path, we can easily put one in orbit around Mars on the side, and have them get a closer look at the problem. You must apply your capability of reason and critical path analysis to see the proper goal.

  200. Re:US Jurisdiction by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
    We have left more trash on the moon than any other country.

    actually I think that's not quite right. We left more trash on Afghanistan than on the moon.

  201. Repo! by Snover · · Score: 1

    Yes, but how much of this was from government-contracted repo men?

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  202. Late reply by Rupert · · Score: 2

    The Declaration is a historical document. "We, the People" means the 55 people who signed it. If you recite it, I suppose I might assume that you hold those truths to be self evident, but that's about it.

    The Plege of Allegiance is a pledge. You state right at the beginning that this is what you believe, and also that you will act accordingly. If it isn't, then there's a problem.

    No-one focusses on the words after "under God". I see some pretty deep divisions right here.

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