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  1. Re:What happened to our 100 gig CDROMS? on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: 4, Funny

    Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
    Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the DVD reader is inaccurate.
    Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
    Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a DVD containing...
    Goose: We!
    Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a DVD containing 89 megabytes.
    Charlie: Where did you see this?
    Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
    Charlie: It's what?
    Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    (All credit to IMDB and none to me - I didn't even try to make it funnier. I'd say I am a lazy karma whoring bastard, but I think i'm capped :)

  2. Re:Common [ ] products on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: 4, Funny

    I got real excited when I thought something like Lemon Plegde would allow me to store more data on a DVD...

    Dude, be careful! You'll start a new rumour for those silly audiophiles - first it was cd greening, next it will DVD pledging!

    (No offense to the not-so-silly audiophiles - you know who I'm talking about :)

  3. Re:Dust on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think they are increasing the layers of data, not the density, so the impact of dust would be the same.

    The article doesn't really confirm either way, however.

  4. Too bad about the expensive laser on 87GB On DVD-Sized Media · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Though it may placate the MPAA/RIAA a bit :)

    On another topic, I hate shit like:

    "...equal to 87,000 paperback books."

    My mother in law knows what a gigabyte is. I think it's safe to stop with the point-of-reference crap.

  5. Re:My room? on How Looks Your Geekroom? · · Score: 2

    I guess I'm not the stereotypical nerd. Lets see whats in my den....

    Computer w/ Monitor & Printer (just one. Not five, not fifty, one)
    Stack of cd blanks
    Peanut butter
    Chocolate bar wrappers
    Fruit cup wrappers
    Approximately 6 black socks
    Weight bench
    Squat rack
    Stationary bike
    Freeweights
    Stack of video game boxes
    Two sheets over the window (the yellow face, it burns usss)
    Box of pudding
    Paper shredder
    Rollerblades
    CD Binder
    Computer books
    Various diplomas on the wall (mine + gf)
    Slippers that look like stuffed wolf toys
    Plastic storage tubs in the closet (some w/ pc or electronics gear)

    That's just my den. I have a bunch of home entertainment shit in the living room, but most people do, not worth talking about. I also keep a few backup pc's in a storage closet.

    In any case, I'm more of the stereotypical athletic nerd. I'm hungry now... mmm, pudding.

  6. Re:Hmm on How Looks Your Geekroom? · · Score: 2

    The 'getting laid' bit usually comes from my weekend trips to Sheffield to see my friends (and their friends :)
    So what you are saying is you don't get laid at home. That explains it! ;)

    Luckily for me, the girl I met (and now live with) in college is an english geek so she had a bedroom crammed with the trappings of her geekiness (basically: lots and lots of books). My room wasn't much of a shock for her.

  7. Re:Why do we do this? on How Looks Your Geekroom? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dude, you aren't a packrat. You can justify everything you keep (ie/ "I am rough on keyboards so I keep extras around" or "I have a couple of DECstations cuz their k3wl") but you don't just horde pc junk. I think what you said agrees w/ parent post.

    Personally, whenever I get a new PC, I throw out an old one, so I only have 3 at a time (incidently only running one right now). I don't need anymore than that, so I don't keep em. And as for spare parts, I just have a plastic tub filled with em - if the tub fills up, I go through it and throw out the stuff I don't need.

  8. Re:Real Men Have Racks on How Looks Your Geekroom? · · Score: 2

    hehe - there's a win95 programming in c/c++ book helping support some old computer. Somehow that's funny to me, but I can't quite explain why...

  9. Re:The moon is a hoax on NASA Cancels Moon Hoax Book · · Score: 2

    For those not in on the joke:

    The Moon Does Not Exist!

    Reminds me of a quote...

    "I refuse to believe that the moon does not exist when we don't observe it." - Einstein (attributed)

  10. Re:Major Headline! on "Red is Dead" Optical Mice LED Change · · Score: 2

    From the article (in parent):
    The researchers urged more studies of the link between computer use and physical and mental symptoms.

    I always like to see this sort of thing. It helps reassure me that the group performing the study is trying to be responsible and not just scare people.

    (Personally, I'm more concerned that this story is probably a dupe than it being "unimportant to the readers of Slashdot", but anyway...)

  11. UHF! on Open Fonts For The Web -- Harder Than It Sounds · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think Tim Bernard Lee would be saying if he were alive today?

    "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here! Help, let me out!"

  12. Re:good lord on Sendo Can't Get Microsoft Source; Ditches Windows · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That being why many marketing gurus have psychology degrees. People don't have anywehre near as much free will as they'd like to believe. We're creatures of habit and instinct, and we're very easily manipulated.

    --- They may take our lives, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!


    Normally I would have a smart ass comment, but I don't think I need to say anything here.

  13. Re:Well, duh on Copy Protection On CDs Is 'Worthless' · · Score: 2

    I agree, I prefer to trade services myself.

    Ie/ Sure, i'll fix your computer. Can you do my taxes|fix my car|help me move|cook me dinner|etc.

    Personally, if someone is always taking and not giving, I just don't help anymore (and usually stop interacting with said person).

    I can sympathise with the guy, but just imagine the poor doctor at the dinner party - "Hey doc, what's this purple splotchy flaking patch on my shoulder?"

    All professionals have to put up with this sort of thing - unfortunately, some of us (geeks, mechanics, accountants) more than others (gynocologist, proctologist).

  14. Re:copy protection is not dead on Copy Protection On CDs Is 'Worthless' · · Score: 2

    Online games can use online authentication methods - those are fairly hard to crack.

    Not sure what the other one would be...

    In any case there is copy protection in the game industry. And often it is removed with an official patch because so many people have problems reading the discs and playing the games they buy and they often hurt performance too.

  15. Re:Study this! on Your Eyes Will Melt Out Of Your Head · · Score: 2

    Wow, this got modded up fast.

    Just for the record (as pointed out in another reply) this link is to Junk Science which is a website maintained by Steve Milloy, who is associated with the Cato Institute, a corporate funded think tank. This website often has a subtle right-wing, corporate friendly bias.

    Often the topics stray from the root scientific questions. For example - what the hell does a story about the Animal Liberation Front have to do with junk science? I fully support animal testing, but this is a tale of morality and politics, not science.

    Basically, whenever you read anything published anywhere, just ask three questions: "Where is the evidence, how much evidence is there, and can it and has it been duplicated elsewhere?"

  16. Re:Timer is for Exercisers on USB Key-Sized MP3 Player With LCD Display · · Score: 2

    and a timer (Why?).

    For timing things. No wait, I know. Because. Bwa ha ha ha.

    Seriously, MP3 players are clearly the perfect device for athletic types. I bought mine for jogging and for cycling. I want my next MP3 player to track my heart rate as well as including a timer. Maybe if we could get one to measure my VO2...

    My current one only plays MP3 files. I clearly need to upgrade.

  17. Re:Study this! on Your Eyes Will Melt Out Of Your Head · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interesting points. Could be junk science. Personally, I never believe headlines and I won't even pay attention until there have been several studies from independant sources.

    The problem is we see this stuff published every day - it often gets retracted, but that rarely makes the news.

  18. Re:This is good, but I do feel a bit cheated. on More Universities to Publish Courseware Online · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Another possible source of revenue:

    People may use these online materials, get really good, and appeal to the University to take a test to get recognition for this knowledge. Perhaps not a true degree, but still better than, say, an MCSE and definately better than nothing at all.

    University could profit from this - I doubt it would offset the investment in the courseware, but who knows...

    In any case, this type of initiative pleases me to no end. In the current university climate of patents and profit, this is certainly a breath of fresh air.

  19. Re:Upcoming Pixar Movies. on Trailer of Pixar Movie 'Finding Nemo' · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Heh. I read that as Gay Runn. My eyes aren't doing so well. Maybe I should go for a walk. To much games today.

  20. Re:I fear for the weak willed on XMPP Gets An IETF Working Group · · Score: 2

    He's obviously a troll. He even contradicts himself. He uses the temptuous Internet, when he should remove it completely from his life, right?

    Hell, I know someone that cheated on her husband with a member of her bible study group. Better stop interacting at all, right? Let's all live in little boxes, read the bible, and reproduce in petri dishes (that way none of our seed is wasted - hey, it's the Catholic way, right? :) Sounds like Utopia to me...

  21. Re:I fear for the weak willed on XMPP Gets An IETF Working Group · · Score: 1
    for I have heard of nothing as addictive and will-sapping as Instant Messenger.
    Isn't Everquest a sin? It should be.
    you may feel some loin-stirring
    My girlfriend stirred my loins last night - it was most excellent.
    In my parenting workgroups, I tell parents to get rid of chatting clients; AIM, jabber, Yahoo Instant Messenger, AOL. I tell the same things in my engagement workshops. While the children and couples protest at first, years later they thank me. You will to.

    Thanks Adam. I do find it hard to believe that anyone will let you near children though, what with the restraining orders and all. See you next week at masturbators anonymous!
  22. Re:that wasn't a review on The Legends Of Dune - Volume 1: The Butlerian Jihad · · Score: 2

    Parent is right on target. I read that review and proceeded to have flashbacks of my 7th grade book reports. I said "and then" a lot more, but it reads roughly the same as mine did.

    They should find Katz and get him to review books. At least he would try to shoehorn some unoriginal pet theory that tries to link it to geeks and their love of (pr0n|games|linux|etc).

  23. Re:Ahem. on Cheating at Seti@home · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What happens if there really was something found, but due to the high rate of contamination that it was thought to be too good to be true and discarded. Consequences really need to be thought out before you start wrecking the hardwork of scientists and academics who are only doing a service for everyone's benefit.


    Not that I disagree with you overall, but if they thought they found something but the results were contaminated, they would just reprocess them. Now, what we should worry about is something being overlooked...
  24. Re:Perhaps I'm missing something but... on Slashdot is Moving · · Score: 2

    Ok, the answer is "cornflakes." I mean, "yes."

  25. Re:Perhaps I'm missing something but... on Slashdot is Moving · · Score: 2

    Heh... no offense to the parent, but how can this be informative when he's asking a question?

    The answer will be informative.

    I don't know the answer though, so mod me as "-1, Tool" if you'd like.